Mark: All right Blondie! Oh… Sorry Torres, 'Who is most likely to elope in Las Vegas?'
Callie: Erugh.
Mark: never mind, next quest-
Arizona: No, say it Callie, what's your answer?
Callie: Me.
Arizona: I vote you too.
Mark: You're mean Robbins.
Arizona: Life lessons Mark, I told you, I'm just trying to help my wife-
Callie: I'll make sure my next wedding is somewhere exotic.
Arizona: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm just teasing Calliope. Forgive me?
Callie: Next question.
Mark: You reap what you sow Blondie. Next question, 'Who is most likely to accidentally send an embarrassing text to the wrong person?'
Arizona: In my defence, we had just started dating.
Callie: I know I still have the screen shot somewhere; it was cute.
Arizona: Does that mean I'm forgiven?
Callie: Maybe.
Mark: Spill Torres, did Robbins send a sexy text to someone at the hospital instead of you?
Callie: No.
Mark: Did she send it to… oh my god, your dad?!
Arizona: Eww NO Mark, I'd never have been able to look at him in the face again.
Mark: Was it at least sexy?
Callie: I thought it was.
Mark: Ladies, details, what embarrassing text did Robbins send?
Callie: She texted me saying she'd met a 'super hot' girl at Joe's who worked at the same hospital as her. She was gonna 'date her so hard and marry the crap out of her'.
Arizona: It was meant for a former colleague Callum.
Mark: Woah! Robbins! Way to put yourself out there, didn't think you did commitment back then.
Arizona: I didn't, it was only when I saw Calliope roaming the halls did I think I could settle down, and that's before even talking to her. I just knew.
Mark: That's sweet Blondie, especially as she & I had probably just done-
Arizona: I swear to god Mark.
Mark: …Probably just done a kick ass surgery. You're paranoid Robbins.
Callie: Leave her alone Mark, it was cute, she rambled so much after, I realised I'd end up falling in love with her too.
Arizona: So, even after my Vegas comment, you still love me?
Callie: I will love you every day for the rest of my life-
Mark: Yuck. Next question - 'Who is most likely to come to work in pajamas?'
Callie: I did when you were recovering from the crash. So, me.
Mark: Aw, a nice pink top if I rememb-
Arizona: Next question Mark.
Mark: I'll behave. 'Who is most likely to get a computer virus?'
Arizona: That's a duplicate of the earlier one.
Mark: Nah, it's worded differently. The answer probably remains the same though.
Arizona: Bite me Mark.
Mark: Ha,I'll mega-bite you. 'Who is most likely to forget to wear underwear?'
Arizona: I don't think either of us forget; Calliope will do it on purpose sometimes when we go out, to tease.
Callie: And it works, I get awesome sex.
Arizona: I mean you always get awesome sex.
Callie: Yeah, but I get it quicker because you rush through whatever we're doing to get back home. Think I remember you giving yourself indigestion once you cleared you plate so fast.
Arizona: It was WELL worth it though.
Mark: We are definitely playing this with Sofia next time, you two are making me heave, I don't need to hear. 'Who is most likely to kiss a frog?'
Arizona: Callie, in fact, I'm sitting in front of him.
Mark: Ouch, nice burn Robbins. Next one 'Who is most likely to laugh during a serious moment?'
Callie: Me
Arizona: Yeah definitely Calliope. Remember's Sofia's play a couple of years ago?
Callie: Oh god, that still mortifies me.
Mark: What happened? I know I went on the first night, I don't remember anything dark.
Callie: On the second night, there was a multi car pile-up.
Arizona: Dr Torres here couldn't hide her glee at all those bones she could fix.
Callie: Well, I mean it's my job, and I love my job…
Arizona: Giggling and bouncing your knees up and down like an excited child because of the prospect of multiple, cool surgeries is dark, Doctor Torres.
Callie: Well, when you put it like that, maybe the answer is actually you.
Arizona: Err, why does what you did make me more likely to laugh?
Callie: Because I giggled and got excited, you out right laughed when Sofia hit that boy-
Arizona: Calliope.
Mark: What's this? Sofia hitting boys? That's my girl.
Callie: His mum said he's acting out because his father was in an accident and it was looking like he may need an arm amputa-
Arizona: See! I mean wouldn't you laugh? That's her excuse as to why he was picking on her? Well Sofia has a disabled mum too and she isn't bullying people. I found the excuse absurd; I couldn't help but laugh.
Mark: Yeah, I'm with Blondie, no one gets away with picking on my angel.
Callie: I guess we're both kinda… not great in serious situations, sometimes?
Arizona: Maybe we shouldn't laugh or get excited about morbid things in front of our daughter?
Callie: I think that's a good plan.
Mark: Excellent, three for three! Next - 'Who is most likely to make you laugh when you are sad?'
Arizona: Calliope
Callie: Arizona
Callie: Aw, you always make me smile when I'm sad.
Arizona: Same here my love.
Mark: Yuck, 'Who is most likely to pick up your calls in the middle of the night?'
Callie: Arizona.
Arizona: Oh 100% me - you scared me to death!
Callie: I was asleep! In an on-call room, dead to the world.
Arizona: EXACTLY, that's exactly what I thought you were - dead!
Callie: Arizona you worry too muc-
Arizona: After everything we've been through Callie, I don't worry enough.
Mark: Give me the deets ladies.
Arizona: I heard about a bomb scare a few blocks away from Seattle Grace, remember that?
Mark: Yeah.
Arizona: Well, I was nervous, so I called Callie…
Mark: Oops, nickname, she's pissed Torres.
Callie: I know Mark.
Arizona: …And she didn't pick up. I couldn't breathe, I couldn't think, I couldn't- I just couldn't. I needed to know she was safe or not at the hospital, I'd rather she'd have been on the moon. Would she pick up when I called her? No. So, I made it a point I would always answer her calls, morning, noon or night. She has her own ringtone, so I know it's her.
Mark: Aww, I think that's sweet! Torres, you're mean to dismiss Blondie's concerns.
Callie: She was swearing at me when I called back, I wondered what I'd done-
Arizona: You slept through a bomb incident Calliope, that's what you did.
Callie: I err, won't do it again?
Arizona: Damn straight.
Mark: Love a happy ending. Okay, next question… Oh, never mind, the answer is obvious. No need to ask this one.
Arizona: Why the satisfied smirk Mark?
Mark: The question, the answer is obvious, it seems a waste of oxygen to ask.
Callie: Let's see about that, go on.
Mark: Fiiiine. 'Who is most likely to be a cool parent?' Me.
Callie: Me.
Arizona: I am.
Mark: Haha, you ladies are insane, it's me, I'm the cool one.
Callie: I break bones.
Arizona: I save unborn babies.
Mark: I make people beautiful.
Callie: Maybe, we can all be cool parents?
Mark: Not a thing Torres, you have the cool one, that's me. You have the strict one, that's you. And you have the pushover/psychopathic one, that's Robbins.
Arizona: I am not a pushover.
Callie: I'm firm but fair, it's a thing Mark, you can't be their friend all the time. Like you.
Mark: Yes you can, it's called being cool. See, easy answer. No contest. I'm cool, you're not.
Arizona: Where's my phone?
Callie: Why?
Arizona: I'm gonna call her and ask, it's her opinion after all. And when she says me, you can both suck it.
Mark: Yeah, her mum calling her whilst she's at a sleepover? Super cool Robbins.
Arizona: Well you do it then, you already say you're the coolest. If that's true, she won't mind.
Mark: My baby loves talking to her old man,
Callie: You two need to calm down a bit-
Arizona: These are important questions Calliope.
Callie: It's just going to upset two of us here.
Mark: It's ringing, and it's not gonna upset me, because I'm the cool parent.
Arizona: Your heart is about to get crushed Sloan.
Mark: Whatever Robb- Hey sweetheart, it's your old man, how are you? Enjoying your sleepover? Hey so I'm just calling to get confirmation, I'm the cool parent right? Your mamma seems to think it's her but I mean… We're playing the 'Who is Most Likely' game… Yeah… Okay…
Arizona: What's she saying?
Mark: Shhh
Callie: Jesus Christ you two!
Mark: Okay honey, I'll let you get back to hanging with your friends… See you later, love yo-. She hung up on me.
Arizona: So, are you pulling that face because she said me?
Mark: She err… she said none of us are cool.
Callie: Humbling.
Mark: Nah, we're all cool, she's just 14.
Arizona: Yeah We're super cool, super.
Mark: Yeah but I'm cooler-
Callie: Next question Mark.