Mark: Look, if you don't like fact I'm the cool parent, that's on you. Anyway, next question - 'Who is most likely to get caught texting their ex?'
Callie: Well, me, I guess? I text you.
Mark: Yeah, having two hospital ex's numbers in your phone heightens the odds.
Arizona: Er, excuse me? Who are these two ex's?
Mark: Me and your Karev boy, they did the McNasty remember?
Arizona: Shut it Mark, and anyway, neither of you are ex's, you just satisfied a need. A need that wasn't fully satisfied until I came into the picture by the way.
Callie: Haha, true my love.
Mark: Yeah yeah whatever, what about you Blondie? Got any nurse's numbers saved? Or doesn't your phone have enough storage capacity?
Callie: Mark…
Arizona: One, I don't have any ex's numbers in my phone, two, the nurses simply scratched an itch and three, shut up Mark.
Mark: Ha! Love you both. Okay, 'Who is most likely to sing in the shower?'
Arizona: Oooh, I make Calliope sing in the shower. All. The. Time.
Callie: Pretty sure you were the one singing this morning.
Arizona: Well that's what happens when you do that thing with your-
Mark: NOPE. Noooo. No. Next question, 'Who is most likely to take the entire blanket while sleeping.'
Arizona: Calliope Iphegenia Torres.
Callie: What? Pfft, no way, you're the blanket hog.
Arizona: Err excuse me, the amount of times I've woken up cold because you've stolen the blanket.
Callie: The amount of times I've woken up cold because the blanket is on your side of the bed.
Arizona: No, when I take the blanket off you, it's on purpose. When you take it off me, you just want the warmth and be damned the ol' wife.
Callie: What do you mean take the blanket away on purpose?
Mark: Uh oh.
Arizona: I mean, not on purpose, just you know… well, okay I take all the blanket whilst sleeping, you're right. Next question Mark-
Callie: No no, don't give me that. Why do you take the blanket off me on purpose?
Mark: HA. Busted Robbins.
Arizona: Shut UP Mark.
Callie: What? What have I missed?
Mark: Poor innocent, naïve, Torres.
Arizona: It's just sometimes I see that you look hot, so I pull the blanket away.
Callie: Oh, so you think I'm burning up so take it off me to cool me down?
Mark: Something like that.
Arizona: I will hit-
Mark: PERV, Torres, she pulls the blanket away from you to perv at you.
Callie: What? No she doesn't Mark, do you honey?
Arizona: I think perv is a strong and creepy word. I like to say… I like to admire.
Mark: Whilst perving.
Arizona: MARK.
Callie: So when I wake up cold, you've taken the blanket away from me on purpose just so you can look at my body?
Arizona: Admire.
Callie: Arizona! Well, now I know that trick, maybe I'll have to try it myself.
Arizona: 100% worth it Calliope, it has led to sexy times before-
Mark: I swear I have to keep pulling this game back from the gutter. Next question - 'Who is most likely to get cranky when hungry?'
Callie: Arizona.
Arizona: Fair, I get hungry for a lot of things, food and, well, Calliope-
Mark: NOPE, no more. 'Who's most likely to binge-watch an entire show in a day?'
Arizona: Me, Callie will fall asleep after the first 20 minutes.
Callie: Depends on what it is.
Arizona: Calliope, you've fallen asleep during Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Stranger Things… if you're not hooked on any of those, you're not staying awake during any show.
Callie: That's because I've spent the day being a bad ass, super star. With a scalpel. It's tiring.
Arizona: You always seem to perk up if I start to slowly kiss your collarbone…
Callie: Well I'm tired, not dead.
Mark: Okay okay - 'Who is most likely to forget to buy the groceries?'
Callie: Arizona.
Arizona: I'm a busy woman Calliope.
Callie: Oh it's a good thing I'm sat around doing nothing all day.
Arizona: Well, I never know what we're out of or need…
Callie: …because you don't cook.
Arizona: Err, I cook!
Callie: A microwaved mac n' cheese after a 24 hour shift doesn't count Arizona.
Arizona: Then why does it give the cooking instructions on the side?
Mark: I gotta admit Blondie, a domestic goddess you ain't.
Arizona: Well I bring other perks to the relationship, we balance perfectly.
Callie: Do tell my love, what household chore do you partake in?
Mark: Ha, you've stumped her there Torres.
Arizona: I fold clothes.
Callie: Which I wash, iron & put away.
Arizona: I erm…
Mark: Ha! So basically if Torres weren't hear you wouldn't be fed or clean? Good to know.
Arizona: Shut up Mark!
Mark: What? I'm just saying.
Callie: Mark, leave her alone. I'm just teasing honey, you bring so much to my life, to our lives-
Mark: Speak for yourself.
Callie: MARK. I meant Sofia & I. We're lost without you. Next question Mark.
Arizona: I'll do better, I'll help more. I'll erm, buy the groceries?
Callie: Buy the groceries and continue sexy time?
Arizona: Mmm hmm, maybe I can buy some whipped cream and-
Mark: Guys, seriously, stop. Next question - 'Who is most likely to spend money on expensive snacks?'
Callie: Arizona.
Arizona: Me.
Mark: That it? No back & forth, innuendo's? Disgusting flirting?
Arizona: Do you want me to tell you the time I ate a donut off Callio-
Mark: I TAKE IT BACK. Jeez - 'Who is most likely to eat all the popcorn while watching a movie?'
Callie: YOU.
Arizona: Oh my god yes, remember when we all sat down to watch that last James Bond film?
Callie: And he ate the whole bag before the movie had even started?
Arizona: I don't think I've ever seen-
Mark: Hey! This isn't about me; this is between the two of you. And as that's the case, it's Blondie.
Arizona: Popcorn is your go to snack Mark, when Callie & I want some peace, we'll get you some popcorn. Well, she will, we've already established I'm not the grocery shopper.
Mark: What? You're lying Robbins.
Callie: Remember when we were trying to arrange Sofia's 13th birthday party?
Mark: The one at that lame ice-skating rink? Yeah I remember.
Callie: Well, you wanted bowling, and would not shut up about how much better your idea was.
Mark: Truth hurts Torres.
Arizona: Why do you think it was so easy for us to book the rink in the end?
Callie: I went to the store, got you some popcorn and you sat there for the rest of the discussion. Eating, not saying a word. It's like you get caught in some sort of buttery trance.
Arizona: It's stopped you chiming in on a lot of things.
Mark: I am hurt at this blatant behavioural control.
Callie: Would you like me to grab you a bag of delicious popcorn?
Arizona: We've always got some on standby when you drop by.
Mark: Shut up. I hate this game. We'll revisit this another time ladies. Next question - 'Who is most likely to talk in the movie theatre during a movie?'
Arizona: 'What did he say? What did he say when I asked what he said? What did she say when I asked what did he say when I asked what did he say-'
Callie: Shut up! I do not talk throughout the film.
Arizona: Calliope, you're forever playing catch up, when we're at home, how many times do we have to rewind for you to understand what's going on? You always comment throughout, ever since our first date. Means I miss half the film too.
Callie: Humpf. Fine, no more speaking.
Arizona: Calliope, don't pout, you know I love other things your mouth does when we're cosied up in the cinema or couch.
Callie: No more mouth action whilst watching a film. Ever. Again.
Arizona: Woah woah woah Calliope, le- let's not get silly here.
Callie: Nope, you don't like my mouth moving so I won't, I won't talk or kiss during a film. Can I laugh if it's funny or will that force you to miss parts too?
Arizona: Calliope…
Mark: Ha! No food, clean clothes or sex for you Blondie, you screwed up.
Arizona: Popcorn is in the second drawer down Mark, go grab it and shut up.
Mark: And miss you beg Torres for forgiveness? Not a chance.
Callie: Mark, would you say talking through a sports game would also be equally annoying? Especially when you've explained the rules numerous times before? During the same game?
Arizona: Now hold on, American Football has loads of rules, it's not my fault its overly complicated.
Callie: It is not! You ask and talk and talk and talk until I can't take anymore and switch it off. Every time, I even got you to watch that 'American Football for Dummies' video on YouTube.
Arizona: Well maybe I-
Callie: It's been, god, what, like 17-18 years of me explaining and you still don't get it? You do know you're a brilliant surgeon, right? One of the best ever seen? Why don't you get football?
Mark: Wait, what? You're joking right? Blondie knows football.
Arizona: Mark…
Callie: No she doesn't, every time, she asks 'why didn't he do a touchdown, why didn't he do that thing where the ball goes over everyone's head like whooooosh'.
Mark: Oh, Torres. Torres, Torres, Torres.
Arizona: Dr Sloan can I interest you in some popcorn-
Mark: Blondie knows football Torres, we've watched games together whilst you've been at work.
Arizona: You're barred from my house, get out Mark.
Callie: Just because she watches it Mark, doesn't mean she gets it. Doesn't she inundate you with questions too? Or is that luxury saved just for me?
Mark: She doesn't ask me questions because she knows it all Torres, hate to say it, but for 17-18 years, she's been deceiving your ass. Oh man, this is golden.
Arizona: Oh god, erm…
Mark: Hey Cal, let me ask you something, you're a happily married woman, right?
Callie: Of course.
Arizona: Oh thank god-
Mark: You're never gonna fall out of love with her, be with someone else, right?
Callie: Of course not, where is this going Mark?
Mark: You appreciate the male form though, right? Think guys can be hot?
Callie: Well yeah, guys can be hot, woman can be hot, I'm married, not blind. Arizona crushes on actresses all the time, what has that got to do with anything?
Arizona: Mark… I'm begging you-
Mark: Blondie doesn't like the fact you enjoy watching big, burly men, with tight calves and broad shoulders run about, getting all sweaty. She can't ask you to turn the TV off right? Not after 17-18 years, not even after 17-18 minutes of you being together. Then you'd see what a crazed, green-eyed monster she really is.
Callie: Wait, so you're saying-
Mark: Arizona is jealous you enjoy watching men play football, so much so, she'll be as annoying as she can to make you switch it off.
Callie: Is this true, Arizona?!
Arizona: Jealous is a strong word-
Callie: You're joking right? You're jealous of me watching some guys throw a pig skin around because you think what? I'm gonna get turned on and go crazy over men?
Arizona: Well, when you put it like that…
Mark: I might need the popcorn actually, this is too good, even if I space out.
Callie: This is like that poor waiter all over again, Arizona, you need to stop being jealous! I'm not going anywhere, I'm not even vaguely interested in being, or looking, at anyone other than you. I mean the jealousy is kinda hot, but also… you've not let me enjoy football for a long time.
Arizona: I'm- I'm sorry honey, it's just I- I want to throw a brick at the screen. I promise I'll let you watch football in peace going forward. Okay?
Callie: Hmm… I mean, so this jealously thing you have, it makes you, possessive?
Mark: No, no-
Arizona: Well, yeah.
Mark: No! For the love of god how can you two turn this into-
Callie: Like, physically possessive?
Mark: No-
Arizona: Like you have no idea.
Callie: Well, maybe instead of watching football, you can… take matters into your own hands and keep me occupied doing something else? Seeing as you're all possessive like.
Mark: I can't, next question-
Arizona: Oh, I like the sound of that Calliope, I like it a lot.
Mark: I can't believe you turn 18 odd years of deceit into flirting, in seconds. I swear to god, this is the last round we play until my girl is with us again.
Callie: You love it Mark.
Mark: I love the gossip, not the goey-eyed love. Next question, oh god, no.
Arizona: Is it who's the cooler parent again? Because I think we should wait till Sofia comes home, so she's not swayed, we can all put an argument together-
Callie: Seriously babe, like what? A PowerPoint presentation?
Arizona: Doesn't have to have multiple slides-
Mark: Erugh, fine. 'Who is most likely to be more romantic?'
Arizona: Get out of here Sloan, I'm winning this one, for sure.
Callie: Why, Dr Robbins, what do you have in mind?
Mark: NOPE, no, I'm gone, thank you for the evening ladies, I'll leave you to, erm-
Callie: Enjoy?
Arizona: Oh Dr Torres, if you think you're going to simply 'enjoy' what I have planned, you're sorely mistake. I'm feeling extremely possessive right now.
Mark: I'm gone, night ladies, although I feel like the last thing you're gonna be right now is anything but lady-like.
Arizona: Damn right Sloan, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Callie: Oh, you might want to take that popcorn too, it'll keep you innocent.
Mark: Second drawer right?
Callie: Mmm hmm.
Mark: Yeah, after how you two have been tonight, I think a popcorn induced trance will be good.
Arizona: It'll keep you innocent whilst I have Calliope screaming my na-
Mark: I've got my popcorn, I'm gone, enjoy yourselves, doctors.
Arizona: Wait, wait, one last question, 'Who is most likely to not have sexy time tonight?'
Mark: Sigh, that'll be me.
Callie: Damn right, night Sloan.
Mark: Sofia is definitely playing next time, you two are like overly sexed up teenagers, you know that?
Arizona: As my wife said - damn right, night Sloan.
Mark: Night.