Mark: Now as you were absent from our last family night angel, you get to play the same game, but this time it's 'Who is Most Likely to' parent edition. Doesn't that sound fun?
Sofia: Sounds great Dad.
Mark: Excellent. Okay, so the way this game works-
Sofia: Dad, I'm 14, I have TikTok, I know how this game works.
Arizona: Ha, really being the cool parent there Sloan.
Mark: Whatever, I'll go first. These questions are just for Sofia to answer, and no previous game night shenanigans, you hear? Right, 'which parent is most likely to sing on karaoke?'
Sofia: Well that's Mum obviously, she has the best voice.
Callie: Thank you, mija.
Arizona: Well I mean yeah you have a great voice but that wasn't the question-
Callie: Arizona.
Mark: I can croon the classics with the best of them.
Arizona: Mark, I'm a better singer than you.
Callie: I thought these were just for Sof to answer?
Arizona: I'm just saying, I like a turn on the karaoke machine too.
Callie: Not everything is a competition here Arizona.
Mark: But maybe our girl should hear us-
Callie: I'm not doing this. Again. Next question, 'which parent is most likely to speak their mind to rude people?'
Arizona: You.
Mark: Let my baby girl answ-
Sofia: Dad, I'm 14, I'm not your baby gir-
Mark: Oh you'll always be our baby girl. Ain't that right Robbins?
Arizona: You know it.
Sofia: ERUGH, so lame. Okay, I think Mumma, I've seen you tell people to educate their selves about amputations when they stare and to treat everyone with respect.
Arizona: Aw, baby gir-
Sofia: MUMMA!
Arizona: Okay okay, but thank you, sweetheart.
Mark: You crying there Robbins?
Sofia: Dad, don't be mean, you're all great at sticking up for the little guy but Mumma just has a way with words, you know?
Callie: Don't I ever.
Arizona: Preach, Torres.
Mark: I can be eloquent too you kno-
Callie: MARK. Not a competition, remember.
Mark: Okay fine, 'which parent is most likely going to let you stay up late at night?'
Sofia: Mumma, ever since I was a kid.
Callie: Pffft, you still are a kid.
Mark: Hey, I let you stay up, we hang out, we jam.
Sofia: Oh my god Dad, seriously.
Arizona: Ha, Well done Mark 'Cool Dad' Sloan.
Callie: Okay, 'which parent is most likely to speed while driving?'
Mark: Ha.
Arizona: I don't like these questions.
Mark: Arizona has more points than the US diving team.
Sofia: Yeah gotta admit Mumma, it's you.
Callie: I am 100% teaching our girl how to drive, you two can butt out.
Mark: Hey, what's wrong with my driving?
Callie: How many times have you cruised the street, hitting on the ladies?
Sofia: EW DAD! That's gross!
Mark: Hey, your old man had game. But I'm all Lexie now, so I can teach you to drive.
Sofia: It's okay, I want Mum to, she's the best driver.
Callie: Aw baby girl.
Arizona: Well the speed limits need changing, they're stupid. Anyway, 'which parent is most likely to give you everything you ask for?'
Sofia: Erm… Probably Dad.
Mark: Ha, I'm a cool Daddy-o.
Sofia: Oh my god, DAD.
Mark: What? Your old man is a cool plastic surgeon stud.
Arizona: I'm gonna throw up.
Sofia: No, Jackson's the stud.
Arizona: Err, excuse me?
Callie: Hell no.
Mark: Over my dead body!
Sofia: Okay okay god, you guys really are so lame sometimes.
Callie: Well I know someone's on scut duty next week.
Arizona: Avery's an attending-
Callie: And we're Sofia's parents, 3 against 1-
Sofia: Oh my god don't embarrass me in front of Jacks-
Callie: It's DOCTOR AVERY to you.
Mark: I agree Torres. Okay, 'which parent is most likely to embarrass their kid?'
Sofia: ALL. OF. YOU.
Arizona: Pfft, what? How?
Sofia: Well Mum sings and dances in her underwear.
Callie: Oh so sue me for enjoying myself in my own home, do you want me to stop?
Arizona: Hell no, I like to see me some of that shaking-
Sofia: MUMMA! EW.
Mark: Haha kid, you shoulda heard them the other night-
Sofia: Ew DAD, no, god you're all so disgusting.
Callie: Okay so I'm embarrassing because I dance, anything else?
Sofia: You always shout at the referee during my soccer games.
Callie: What?! No, that's your Mumma!
Arizona: Well when they're not booking Little Miss Two-Footed-Tackle then yeah I get angry. Also the parents didn't seem to think their kid did anything wrong. I wanted to punch them in their face-
Sofia: You do it too Mum! Remember when they said my goal didn't cross the line?
Mark: Ha, I remember that.
Sofia: You stormed up to the goal line, pointed to the scuffed chalk and said that was proof the ball went over the line. Then you started to rant in Spanish and scare everyone.
Callie: My eyes also saw it go over the line mija, the linesman was blind. I'm a surgeon, we're all surgeons, we have better eyesight than him. Pffft, I shoulda been the referee.
Arizona: Can reeeally see that going down well Calliope.
Callie: Well what about you? I have a go at the officials, you went after a child. A child, Arizona.
Arizona: She tackled my child with two feet off the ground, she could have broken her leg.
Sofia: Yeah but you shouldn't have run over and shouted at her. I was so embarrassed, so yeah, I think you're the most likely. I think that was the worst.
Callie: Thank you.
Arizona: What?! Okay, what about your Dad when he "coaches"?
Mark: Hey! I cheer the team on.
Arizona: You shout orders at them Mark.
Callie: 'Pass the ball through the middle', 'switch wings', 'play the offside trap', 'now pass to Sloan', 'pass FORWARD, I said FORWARD-'
Sofia: Oh my god yes exactly! Okay never mind, you're all banned from my soccer practice.
Callie: Pfft, not likely.
Arizona: We're all gonna come and we're going to embarrass you. So. Hard.
Mark: I'm gonna bring a whistle next time just to add to the embarrassment! Next question, 'which parent is most likely to have the cooler job?' Ha. The old man again.
Callie: BONES.
Arizona: FETUS.
Mark: BEAUTY.
Sofia: You're all surgeons, you're all cool.
Arizona: Oh my god did she just say-
Callie: She did!
Mark: We're cool!
Sofia: ERUGH NO. Fine, they're awesome jobs.
Callie: Err, awesome?
Arizona: That's m'girl.
Mark: At least we've established I'M cool-
Callie: WE'RE, Mark.
Mark: Fine, but only by association. Next question, 'which parent is most likely to point out all the errors in a TV show?'
Sofia: Erugh, all of you. I'm never watching ER or Scrubs with you again, you ruin it every time.
Arizona: Scrubs had a musical episode, that so wouldn't happen at Seattle Grace Mercy West.
Callie: I mean… maybe?
Arizona: No Calliope, what are we going to do? Sit in the viewing room, singing?
Callie: Maybe I'll be in the OR itself, saving a life.
Mark: So we could sing 'How to Save a Life' by The Fray?
Callie: Yeah-
Sofia: Oh GOD no, how are you all equally embarrassing?
Mark: "Let him know that you know best, 'cause after all, you do know best… Try to slip past his defence, without granting innocence…"
Arizona: "Lay down a list of what is wrong, the things you've told him all along…"
Callie: "He will do one of two things, he will admit to everything or he'll say he's just not the same, and you'll begin to wonder why you came…"
Sofia: STOP! Next question or I'm leaving.
Callie: Don't spoil our fun, mija.
Mark: Trust me angel, compared to last week this is tame. Okay, 'which parent is most likely to allow you to get a tattoo?'
Sofia: None of you.
Arizona: Damn right.
Callie: We're not having our daughter look like she's in a gang.
Mark: Yeah, the Torres Mafia doesn't require tatt-
Callie: MARK.
Arizona: He's right Calliope, we've both been subject to Carlos-
Sofia: What about abuelo?
Callie: Nothing mija, they're being idiots-
Mark: Let's just say if he finds out about your crush on Avery, Avery's gone.
Sofia: What do you mean?
Callie: Nothing mija, they mean nothing. Right?
Mark: All I'm saying is, Avery better not be standing near a wall.
Arizona: Maybe if you hold your hand out to shake it, you'll be fine. Worked for me-
Callie: ENOUGH. Next question, 'which one is most likely to heart every Instagram post of yours?'
Sofia: Mumma comments on everything.
Arizona: I like to keep informed little miss, let you know how proud I am of you.
Callie: Even when she just posts a meme?
Mark: You know, Mumma picked the lock to your diary once-
Sofia: WHAT?!
Arizona: I swear to God Mark-
Sofia: Really Mumma?! What?! When?!
Arizona: Oh don't worry sweetheart, it was a few years ago now.
Callie: Mum, did you know about this?
Arizona: Pfft, it was her idea-
Callie: ARIZONA.
Mark: Ha, now, do cool parents pick the lock to their daughter's diary, angel?
Sofia: No!
Mark: There we have it folks, Dr Mark Sloan is officially the cool parent.
Callie: What about when you used to listen into the house phone when she was talking to that Bennett kid, what was his name? He had those weird bulging eyes?
Arizona: You called him frogs.
Callie: Thaaat was it-
Sofia: Oh my god DAD, IS THIS TRUE?!
Mark: Listening in makes it sound like I was hovering, I was… parenting.
Arizona: Picking a lock doesn't sound so bad now does it sweethe-
Sofia: You're all so LAME. You dance in your underwear, shout at referees, parents and kids at soccer practise, speed, threaten Jackson-
Callie: That's DOCTOR AVERY to you-
Sofia: EERUGH! You sing together, invade my privacy-
Arizona: No privacy until you're 21.
Callie: 30.
Mark: 40.
Sofia: I'm going to my room, no puedo creer lo poco geniales que sois todos!
Callie: Mija!
Arizona: Hey no fair! What did she say?
Callie: She said- erm- that her Mum is the cool one.
Mark: Ha, no she didn't.
Callie: Well, you'll never know Mark, because she's not talking to you again after that phone revelation.
Arizona: Oh we are so not done.
Mark: I'll get it out of her, she can't stay mad at her old man forever.
Arizona: I don't know Mark, she is our mini-Calliope after all, and she's always mad at you.
Callie: It's true, I am.
Mark: Yeah mini-Callie, add the looks to that angry Spanish ranting and we're done for.
Callie: Exactly, she's my mini-me mija, that makes her perfect-
Mark: You wish you were perfect Torres.
Callie: I can always phone my Dad and tell him you said that, that I'm not perfect.
Mark: I'll be good.
Callie: You're lucky I'm in a forgiving mood Sloan. I won't call him.
Arizona: Ha, I will though.