The blade aimed at my gut never reached me as it crashed into a transparent mana barrier, causing it to fall at my feet.

Falling onto my ass, I looked at the one who threw the knife with an overwhelming amount of confusion. "...Why?"

"Mn…Why not? Ah, but before I can savor you, I shall finish with the last of the appetizers." Elsa's words only confused me further, but I was unable to voice any more questions as she disappeared from her spot, and reappeared before the elf girl.

Dodging the straightforward attack, Emilia materializes the ice shards aimed at the aggressive assassin. "Huma!" Dodging them with ease, Elsa sighs disappointedly.

"...How borin-" Unbeknownst to Elsa, the embedded shards spread their ice towards Elsa's lower half. "Hoh? Perhaps I was mistaken."

In a horrible showing of self mutilation, Elsa separates herself into two halves before the ice can swallow her whole.

'What the…' Both horrified and disgusted, I would have likely thrown up, but Gamer's Body wouldn't allow it.

Sickness Negated By Gamer's Body

Falling onto the wooden floor boards with a plap, Elsa's upper body quickly regenerated the rest of her body in an unsightly fashion. "The fu-"

Sickness Negated By Gamer's Body

"You're…" Emilia's own shock was unsurprising, but I wasn't really focused on her at the moment.

"Oh my, how embarrassing…" Standing in front of us again was Elsa, with her bottom half fully regenerated, except…she was without her pantyhose or her dress's bottom half.

Her legs looked divine, and if I weren't in probable mortal danger, I would have…

Flip

Looking up, and ignoring the full blush on her face, I start my attempts at getting a peaceful resolution to this situation. "Why are you doing this, Elsa?"

"Would you really like to know?" By some miracle, she gives me a response as she suspiciously rubs her legs together while staring at my own lower half. Now, despite my staring at her legs and…other areas, I was by no means in that mood, but her stare was too intense for me to miss her target.

She was staring at my gut.

"I…" I hesitate, because I finally figured it out. "...I asked, didn't I?" There wasn't any peaceful end to this fight, so all I truly did was delay my inevitable death.

Licking her lips, she giggles. "Then wait there, and I will tell you everything." Looking back at Emilia with predatory eyes, Elsa doesn't bother playing games with the elf girl, and immediately goes on the attack.

I couldn't register any of their attacks, my mind too occupied with my fast approaching death.

'I'm going to die? Again? Why? I…'

I was rooted in place, silently observing as my second life's time was slowly coming to an end, much like the elf I had met in that alley.

"KYAAH!" I can only gaze upon…Emilia's prone form, blood already pooling around her. She cried for a moment, but her body soon went limp, she was either dead or close to it.

"Oh." I mumble. 'Guess I'm next.' Looking back at Elsa, I am only able to see her face as the rest of her form is hidden under the shadows.

"You truly are full of surprises, you haven't moved from your spot once. Very interesting." She suddenly rushes me, but doesn't attack, and instead pulls me into an embrace.

'C-Cold…' One of her hands had found their way under my shirt, and had started caressing my stomach.

"Was it the fear? Or, something else?"

"...Couldn't tell you." I respond, slightly uncomfortable being so close to her, especially after what she just did. Spotting a glow coming from Emilia's direction, I fake cough. "So? Mind holding your end of the deal? I'm dying from curiosity over here, and I imagine you don't want me dying just yet."

She smirks at my words, obviously amused at my "bravado". "...I suppose not. You asked me why?" To which I nod. "...Because I like it." She whispers into my ear.

"It?" I ask, trying to continue stalling for whatever Emilia is doing.

"This!"

FWISH!

"AAAAGH!" Red, hot pain reached my mind as Elsa stabbed her hand into my stomach.

-93 HP

-1 HP…-1 HP…-1 HP

Her hand was exploring the inside of my stomach, moving my intestines around in places they shouldn't be. "Fufufu, Does it…"

-1 HP…-1 HP

'I'm going to die…' My eyes were beginning to see the light, as Elsa continued to play with my internal organs.

-1 HP…

"AL HUMA!"

'So…Cold…' My vision blurred, and I soon lost my grip on my consciousness.

Opening my eyes, I find myself staring at the starry night. Beautiful, glittering, orbs of light shone down from light years away. Shifting slightly, I get comfortable under the pillow I'm on.

"Y-You're awake!?" Turning my eyes up, I find myself looking into amethyst orbs that shone like the aforementioned stars, if not more brightly. There was an obvious hint of concern in her eyes, as she waited expectantly for me to respond.

"Status." Breaking eye contact, I sit up without any other word spoken.

Name: Ren Fujimura

Level: 28 (110/140)

Job: World Wanderer (Locked)

Title: None

HP: 175/175

MP: 50/50

Strength: 1

Agility: 1

Endurance: 4

Intelligence: 1

Wisdom: 1

Luck: 1

Available Stat Points: 135

Quest Completed!

Tutorial Quest 3/3

Survive - 1/1

Quest Rewards - 2000 Exp, New Skill, New Perk, Kukri Knife

Rewards Already Claimed.

With a quick overview, I dismiss both windows mentally. Breathing a sigh of relief, I turn back and face the only one that could have kept me alive. Meeting her eyes for a brief moment, I shamefully looked away. "Sorry."

"Eh? Why are you apologizing?"

"...Well, you know…I just stood there."

"Hm…Was there anything you could have done to help?" She asks curiously, not conveying any other emotion in her voice.

"W-Well, No, bu-"

"Then, it's fine!" I finally look her in the eye, my eyes locking with hers. "And, don't sell yourself too short! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have been able to heal myself or buy enough time for Reinhard to arrive." She scolds me.

'Why is she…Wait.'

"Reinhard came here?" Looking around, I finally notice the destruction around us. "Wait, what the hell happened?!"

"That was Reinhard…Hehe." Emilia giggles at my reaction, as if I were the odd one. "He already left, along with the…" Her eyes darken as she sighs. "I'm afraid there was nothing we could do for either of them…"

Tutorial Quest 2/3

Catch The Thief - N/A

Quest Unfinished

"Oh." I mumble, unsure of how to process the information given. "I see."

"Did you know them? Personally?" I shake my head in response, still not sure what to say. "Then…Why are you here?"

"I guess…because I wanted to be a good person." I replied.

"I…don't understand. Unless…you were trying to help me?!" Oh, right. Something was stolen from her too. "Um, I don't know what to say…" I should probably clear up this misunderstanding. "Actually, I'd like to ask you something…Ah, I never did ask for your name, did I? I can be such a dunderhead."

"It's Ren Fujimura, and lis-" I'm cut off before I can finish.

"I see. Well, Ren Fujimura, I, Emilia, Candidate to the Throne, invite you to stay at the Mather's Manor."

"Wait, what?"

Mather's Manor

'Candidate to the throne? Just what the hell am I now involved in? …Oh, so Elsa was sent to kill Emilia because of her candidacy…Wait, doesn't that make Emilia a trouble magnet?' At the reminder of my would be killer, I rub my stomach as I remember the pain I went through.

"Ren, is everything alright? Do you need me to heal your tummy?" …Cute.

"N-No, I'm fine, thanks."

"If you say so." She says, unconvinced, but respects my answer.

"Lady Emilia, Mutt, We're here." Our driver, a foul mouthed maid named Ram, announces as the carriage comes to a stop. 'Bitch. I told you my name already!'

Coming out first, I help Emilia out and watch my movements carefully, I wouldn't want to offend potential royalty after all. Letting the maid lead us to the front door, I gaze upon the Manor's sheer size and beauty. 'It's really well maintained, just how many maids and butlers does this place have?'

Before anyone can knock, the door opens on its own, and out comes reverse Ram. With the same haircut, but a different eye covered, and her hair is blue instead of pinkish red. Oh, she also has a bigger bust, not that I was looking, it was just painfully obvious when compared to her pink counterpart.

"Lady Emilia." She bows in greeting, before turning to me and throws me an obvious distrusting look. "This is?"

"My guest, treat him with care, you two." I'm not some fragile vase, Emilia.

""Of course, Lady Emilia."" They say in unison, bowing the same way.

"Hm. It's already so late." Turning to me, Emilia smiles at me. "Be sure to get some rest, Ren. It's been a long day for us. We'll talk more in the morning, and I'll introduce you to Roswall."

"Oh, uh, Of course." I try to respond politely.

"Good night you three." With that Emilia heads into the Manor, disappearing into the halls.

"Follow us, dear guest." The blue one strains the word "dear", for no reason in particular, I'm sure. ' Wonderful, now I'm stuck with a distrustful maid, and a disrespectful maid. How Wonderful.'

Remaking Tutorial Quest 2/3

New Tutorial Quest 2/ 3

Gain the trust of ??? - 0/1

Gain the respect of Ram - 0/1

Quest Rewards - Reputation Unlocked, New Title

'Huh. Guess you really want me to have the reputation unlocked, huh 2B?'

"It is a core feature of the system, you shouldn't let it go to waste."

'Alright then.' Looking back up, I crash into…Ram, sending both of us to the floor. Propping myself back up, I find myself staring into a crimson flame that wants nothing more than to burn me alive.

"You truly are scum." She glares at me, an embarrassed blush on her face. In a rush to get off of her, I accidentally brush my leg against her pa- "Ahn~."

'…Fuck you, Lide. You're responsible for this, aren't you?!'

"Dear Guest? What are you doing to Rem's Sister?" The grim reaper's voice spoke to me, without a shred of mercy.

Pushing myself away from Ram, and subsequently the other maid, I raise my hands in surrender. "It was an accident, I swear! I wasn't paying attention, and I bumped into…"

Recomposing herself, Ram fake coughs but doesn't look our way. "Rem. Drop it."

"Bu-"

"Drop it. And you, Mutt."

"Y-Yeah?"

"You didn't see a thing. Understood?" Death itself spoke now.

"...H-Huh? We were just walking to my room, in silence, and nothing else happened, Oh, and I have had momentary blindness for the past few minutes."

"Good boy."

I had yet to make it to my room, and I nearly died. How Wonderful.

To Be Continued…

Omake - Distrust

"For the last time, Ren, one was a coincidence and the other was your fault."

"What's next, the sky is red? I won't fall for such an obvious lie, I know Lide is responsible for this!"

"You're paranoid."

"Am not. You're just covering for him, because he's your boss."

"I'm not arguing about this. Especially if you're going to be an idiot."

The End..?

On the first day of Christmas…I updated this shit.

...No, this is not that type of Fic. If it was, it'd suck more.

Good Night. Morning. Whatever.