~ Baby Roach Drabbles ~
"Papa, papa!"
"What, baby?"
"What's a Vernon Roach?"
"That's someone's name."
"What kind of horse are they?"
"Hm... he's not a horse. He's a person."
"But people aren't Roaches! Oh, wait... is he a kelpie?"
"No, he's a human..."
"Humans aren't Roaches!"
"There are other things named Roach besides horses. There are fish and bugs whose species are called Roach."
"Oh. Okay then."
~oOo~
A/N: idek, man, the way his name is spelled I would have thought the "ch" in Roche was pronounced as a "sh" sound, but in the video game they pronounce it the same as Roach.
