Everyone sat in the living room, focused on Lincoln and Ronnie Anne as she held their "daughter." The couple was still too shocked to speak.
"Well, do you two bebès care to explain why you suddenly have a bebè?" Rosa asked.
"Abuela, I already told you. I don't know. I woke up this morning from a great dream, and she was sleeping next to me,"
"You had a great dream, too?" Lincoln asked.
The couple wondered if their dreams had something to do with this infant. Suddenly, Lisa and Carlos came downstairs with the results.
"Family, we have finished our tests," Lisa announced.
"And the results are in," Carlos finished. "I always wanted to say that,"
"Carlos!" Frieda berated.
"Sorry,"
"Well, 1. This child is 100% human," Lisa informed.
"And 2. She's definitely Lincoln and Ronnie Anne's child,"
Everyone looked at the infant in shock, knowing she was 100% family now.
"How is this possible? I was nowhere near pregnant yesterday,"
Suddenly, the baby woke up and started crying, worrying Ronnie Anne.
"Oh no, what do I do!?" Ronnie Anne asked, worried.
"It's okay; she's just hungry," Rita informed.
"Are you sure?"
"After multiple babies, mothers can tell which cry means what, and right now, that one means I'm hungry," Rita said, while the other mothers confirmed.
"Okay, but how do I feed her? I don't have any baby formulas,"
"Which is why you're going to have to breastfeed her mija," Rosa informed.
"What!? But I'm not lactating,"
"Ronnie Anne, you somehow gave birth to a baby girl overnight. Are you sure you want to rule out that you're lactating?"
"Okay, but how do I?"
"I'll show you, it's time to feed Loreline anyway,"
Lori got up, instructing Ronnie Anne to follow her; the rest of the ladies followed as they went upstairs. Using Lincoln's room, Lori and Ronnie Anne sat on the bed, with Lori lifting her shirt and bra, exposing her breasts before offering one of her nipples to Loreline. Ronnie Anne followed Lori's example, but the baby rejected it, making Ronnie Anne worry more.
"See, she doesn't want me to,"
"Ronnie Anne, you have to stimulate yourself for the milk to flow," Frieda informed. "This happened with Carlota,"
"Mom, TMI!"
"Just use your free hand to give yourself a massage that should get the milk flowing," Maria instructed.
Following their instructions, Ronnie Anne did just that. In a few moments, she started lactating, offering herself again, and the baby began nursing. The sensation was new and strange, but Ronnie Anne enjoyed it.
"Does it hurt?" asked Lily.
"It feels nice, nicer than I expected it to feel."
"Ronnie Anne, I want you to tell me the truth. How long have you and Lincoln been active?" Maria asked.
Ronnie Anne looks away, embarrassed. "Since we were 16,"
"16!?" Everyone replied.
"But we always used protection, even on a safe day, and we hadn't done it in a month,"
Rita and Maria were a little relieved their kids were proactive in practicing safe sex, but still, it was a bit overwhelming learning their kids were having sex, especially for Rita, seeing that Lincoln is her only son.
"Ronnie Anne, I can't say I'm happy to hear this, but I'm also upset you hid this from everyone,"
"Not from me, I've always known," Rosa informed.
"Mom, you knew, and you didn't say anything?!"
"It wasn't my place to say anything, just like it wasn't my place to tell your father that you and Arturo conceived Bobby in the Mercado,"
Maria instantly froze with embarrassment, horrified that her mother knew about that.
"Is that why Bobby loves The Mercado so much?" Lori asked.
"We're getting off-topic; I just want to know what happened," Rita said.
"This is obviously the work of mystic forces," Lucy theorized.
"Wait, even if it was, is this bad?" Leni asked. "Now Loreline has someone to grow up with, and we have a new member of the family to love,"
"I'm also now a teen mom with a daughter I don't remember having!?"
"But you're not alone; you've got your whole family here to support you,"
Ronnie Anne sat there thinking about what Leni had said. Over the years, Ronnie Anne came to know Leni; despite her usual airheaded, bubbly personality, there were times when she would show just how wise she really was.
"Have you guys thought of a name for her yet?" asked Lana.
"Lincoln and I will have to discuss that."
Downstairs, Lincoln was still trying to figure out how this was possible. Eventually, he wanted to be a father, but this was way sooner than expected. The fact that the baby appeared out of nowhere also disturbed him.
"I don't understand how this happened! Knight!?
"Sorry, but this is beyond any magic, I know, but I have one question: what's up with your ring?"
Lincoln looked at his hand and noticed his ring had changed. The gems embedded around the ring had changed shape from diamonds to hearts. The heart shape was unusual; half looked normal, and the other half swirled.
"I recognize that sigil; it's the symbol of the goddess of love,"
"Love?"
"She's a goddess from my world who tests couples' love to see if it is true; she rewards those who pass," Knight explained.
"Interesting, perhaps this Goddess is the reason for the baby,"
Lincoln thought about it for a second before he got up and headed upstairs to his room.
"Son, where are you going?"
"When I was training, I had a book on the lore of that world; when I escaped Cierra, I kept it and placed it on my bookshelf. I'm going to get it, be right back,"
Heading upstairs, everyone downstairs heard Lincoln open his room door, followed by a scream from Lori.
Later.
Everyone was downstairs again, with Lori and Lincoln staring at each other with daggers as he used healing on his black eyes.
"You and Lynn didn't have to deck me, Lori,"
"You walked in on me; seriously, what's wrong with you walking in my room like that?"
"Your room? That room hasn't been yours for years; it's my room. Plus, why the heck would you guys use my room or, at the least, not lock the door?"
"Dudes, he has a point," Luna said.
"Well, it was my room first," Lori defended.
"Let's just get down to business," Lincoln said, opening the book.
Flipping through the pages, Lincoln found the chapter on the goddess of love, Eldora. Eldora is a goddess who spreads love throughout the world. She often tests the love between couples through jewelry and artifacts that come into their possession. Those who pass are brought to her realm to receive her blessings, which strengthen their passion in the form of a symbol.
"Is that what she is, a symbol of our love?" Lincoln questions.
"Well, can you think of a better symbol?" Luna asked.
"All mushiness aside, what are you two going to call her?" Carl asked.
Suddenly, the baby started stirring, gently whimpering as she reached out with both hands.
"Awe, I know that one; it means she wants to hold someone's hand. Lincoln used to do that all the time," Luan cooed.
"Well, don't just stand there, you two; that sweet little bebè wants her mamà and papà," Rosa instructs.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne reached out, allowing the baby to grasp their hands. The baby calmed down, and the couple stared at her as she stared back, a sense of completeness washing over him. Suddenly, their rings started glowing, and their eyes flashed pink as memories flashed in their heads.
Last night.
Ronnie Anne went home after everything had settled down, but she and Lincoln chatted briefly via video before bed.
"I can't believe Chandler, despite everything he did,"
"Yeah, the guy is a loser,"
"So, how is your family doing?"
"Mom was mad, but Bobby and Lori helped justify why I got involved, and she eased up. I'm not grounded, so I guess she understood; how do you like your new sword?"
"I think I'm going to cut Lana's punishment in half. But I'll wait six months to tell her,"
The two laughed before they spoke about their plans for their date for tonight.
"So I'll have Bobby drop me off at your dad's restaurant around 6,"
"That's fine; I should be there by the time you arrive,"
The two said goodnight and went to bed; however, moments later, they were awakened by a woman's voice.
"Awaken worthy lovers,"
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne's eyes flew open as they saw themselves floating in space naked together.
"Ronnie Anne?"
"Lincoln?"
The couple looked around, confused about their situation.
"Linc, did you bring us here?"
"This wasn't me."
"It was me," a female voice called.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne immediately went on alert, trying to summon their weapons, but they couldn't, to their confusion.
"Acts of violence are forbidden in the realm of Eldora, the goddess of love,"
"Love?!" They replied.
The pair looked up to see a face in the stars smiling down at them. Before they could react, the face made of stars transformed into a beautiful, voluptuous woman dressed in an outfit that made her seemingly a cross between a nun and a belly dancer. The woman's beauty was so impactful that it even caused Ronnie Anne to question her sexual orientation briefly.
"What do you want with us?!" Lincoln questioned.
"My name is Eldora, the goddess of love; I brought you here to reward you for showing true love to each other,"
"What?" They replied.
"You two are the only couple in a long time to prove your love is genuine and unbreakable," Eldora informed.
"We did?"
"You, Lincoln Loud, proved your love by rejecting that princess's twisted advances multiple times, who had been responsible for the destruction of numerous relationships via seduction, blackmail, or force," Eldora congratulated. "And you, Ronnie Anne Santiago, by rejecting that spoiled boy's entitled advances, risked your life to fight for the man you love," she continued.
The two blushed after hearing praise from Eldora for showing their loyalty.
"However, you, too, have yet to fully connect physically,"
"I hate to break it to you, but we've already had sex," Lincoln said.
"Yes, sex, but you two never truly made love because you deny fully connecting by using those rubber contraptions,"
"Rubber contraptions?"
"I think she's talking about condoms," Ronnie Anne replied.
"Hey, we use those for a good reason," Lincoln defended.
"Here, you do not have to worry about that; here, you can express your deepest desires and your most lustful fantasies,"
"What? I don't have any lustful fantasies!"
"Maybe you don't, but Ms. Santiago does,"
Lincoln looked at Ronnie Anne, shocked, who looked away, embarrassed.
"There's no need to feel ashamed, Child. Embrace your innermost desires, and don't keep your fascination with role-play from your Love any longer.
Eldora snapped her finger, and suddenly, images pulled from Ronnie Anne's mind depicting herself wearing sexy and revealing outfits and others being sexual scenarios with her and Lincoln. Lincoln was shocked seeing all these fantasies; he knew Ronnie Anne liked spicing things up when they had sex, but he never knew she wanted things this spicy. Ronnie Anne was mortified to see her perverted fantasies on display for Lincoln.
"No! Don't look at them!" Ronnie Anne yelled, grabbing Lincoln's face between her breasts to keep him from looking any further.
"Ronnie Anne, as much as I enjoy this, you're suffocating me!"
"Please don't look; I don't want you to think I'm a pervert,"
Lincoln breaks free. "So what if you're kinky? I like a lot of these fantasies,"
"You do?"
"I'd like to try a few of them, like that one," Lincoln said, pointing to a scenario that made Ronnie Anne blush.
"Are you sure?"
"If you two want, I can make it so that you two become the characters in your fantasy," Eldora offered, and they agreed, causing her to snap her fingers and causing everything to go white.
Spy Hump Spy
Suddenly, when the white cleared up, Lincoln was sitting in a chair, his hands cuffed behind his back; he was now Agent Loud, a spy. He was naked, stripped of his weapons and tools, and at the mercy of his arch-enemy/rival spy, Santiago, who was smothering his face as she interrogated him for information. However, she wasn't using a cloth to smother him, but her breasts to get him to talk.
"Talk Agent Loud, tell me where the codes are, or suffocate under the full weight of my luscious melons!" Santiago threatened, pulling his face from between her tits.
"Sorry, babe, but even a pair of boobs as amazing as yours can't break me," Loud teased, kissing Santiago's nipples.
"Okay, you might be able to resist my tits, but what about the rest of me?"
Santiago stepped back and moved his chair so that he was lying down, staring at the ceiling instead of right ahead. She stood over him in a way that allowed him to look right up at her skimpy, alluring purple dress and tell him that, yes, she was not wearing any panties. Frankly, with the way this dress was slitted up the sides, even a thong would have been evident on her. She then moved to have one foot on each side of his head, making it where he couldn't look anywhere else even if he wanted to.
"I'm no stranger to the female body Santiago. Simply showing me your pussy isn't going to affect me the way you think it will." Loud declared.
"Oh? Then I may have to do something more drastic." Santiago claimed before slowly kneeling, bringing her waist closer and closer to him. Then she planted herself right over his mouth and nose, making it impossible for him to smell or taste anything but her most intimate area. Loud could do nothing but give out muffled grunts as Santiago grinds into his face.
"Ready to talk, handsome?"
"Never, no matter how good you taste and smell," he quieted.
"So you admit it's good. That means you'll do anything to have more." She said with a laugh before getting off him, surprising him. She stood up and adjusted her dress to cover up more, smirking at his confused look.
"You'll have to talk if you want more. That is unless you think you can just take it from me."
Loud then smirked, and to Santiago's surprise, the binds holding him snapped, and he rose from his chair.
"I could have escaped at any time, Santiago; I just wanted to see what you would do when you thought I was under your power. You'll see what you do when you're under mine."
He came right up to her rather quickly, though it could be argued that she didn't really want to escape him. He pinned her to the ground, one hand holding both of hers while his other reached under her dress to stroke her nether regions, making her even wetter than she already was. Santiago tried to kick him off her, but she made a half-hearted effort. He moved his legs to pry hers apart, putting him between her spread legs.
"You know, for someone who can kick through concrete, you're not fighting all that hard; it makes me think you want this more than I do," he teased.
"Shut up. All I have to do is call for help with…."
"This?" Loud tease, showing he had already taken her communicator and tossed it across the room far away. "You won't be needing that,"
"Then I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way," Santiago argued, taking a deep breath and looking ready to shout.
Loud moved to plant his lips on hers, silencing her in the most effective way he could. She resisted for a moment before almost immediately giving in and returning. He let go of her arms to start groping her boobs, and her now freed arms went to circle him, holding him to her. Her hips thrust against his other hand, orgasm just so close to being achieved.
Then Loud stopped, with the kissing, and groping and rubbing, but remained above her, watching her breath heavily and trying so hard to get him to finish her.
"You…made me…ruin my dress," she huffed between breaths. Despite this, her arms remained around him.
"Well, let's get rid of it,"
Loud grabbed Santiago's dress, tearing off her and leaving her naked like him. She blushed, looking and feeling vulnerable, but she did not protest him gazing upon her wondrous body.
"Stop looking…you fiend…"
"Where's all that attitude from earlier? Speaking of which, I think you need to be punished for knocking me out the old-fashioned way; a good ole spanking will do,"
"You think you can easily punish me like I'm a child?" Santiago asked, laughing. "Don't make me…HEY!" she cried as Loud picked her up and sat back in the chair, placing her over his knees.
"Seem pretty easy to me,"
"Don't even-!" Santiago protested before she felt him smack her ass. It hurt, but the surprise got to her more than the pain did. She tried to move, but one of his hands reached under and grabbed one of her breasts, making her stay in place.
"Uh uh, not until you've learned your lesson." Loud teased, spanking her a little more. Santiago tried her hardest not to react, but she could barely suppress the moans she was getting from how this was starting to feel good.
"You ready to spill your secrets to me now?" Loud asked after the fifth spank.
"N… not even close." She stated defiantly.
"Then I guess it's time for my trump card. An injection of truth serum."
"Nice try, but you don't have any on you. I would know."
"Sure I do." he teased, reaching into Santiago's hair and pulling out a shot with blue liquid,"
"How did you?!"
"Trade secret, now where were we? Oh, right here," Loud said, injecting the serum into her buttcheek.
"Ow, that hurt…actually, it didn't hurt. I barely felt it because of the spanking…oh no!" Santiago said, realizing she couldn't lie.
"So, what exactly do you want from me?" Loud asked her.
"Right now, I want you to…" Santiago started but forced herself to stop, though it was clear that doing so was a struggle.
"Finish it. What is it you want from me?" He asked, squeezing her breast a little more like he was judging the ripeness of a fruit.
"I want you to stop teasing me and either take me all the way or just take your hands off me! If you're going to get me this horny, either stop or be a man and finish the job!"
"Hmm… well, if those are my only choices." Loud thought out loud before moving her off the chair and on the floor. For a moment, she thought he was going to ravish her, but he stood by, not giving any sign of what he would do next.
"Oh, for crying out loud, just fuck me Loud!" Santiago said before getting on her hands and knees, shaking her ass, clearly begging for him to mount her.
"Promise to be a good girl and agree to be my partner,"
"No… no way. Being good doesn't pay as well,"
"And being bad gets you blue-beaned, so what's it gonna be?" he teased, swaying his erect rod at her.
"I'll decide if your fuck is worth coming back for more. If it's worth the pay cut."
"Fine by me,"
Loud grabbed Santiago off the floor before lifting her by her ass, moving her to face him. "Hold on tight now!"
Slamming her down, Loud's dick went right into her, causing both to moan in pleasure. Santiago quickly wrapped legs around his waist and her arms around his neck.
"I guess that means you like what I have to offer,"
"No… I love it," Santiago confessed, still under the effect of the truth serum. "I'll be a good girl, but please keep fucking me,"
"Didn't plan to stop." He smirked before speeding up his thrusts. Santiago leaned her head back and moaned loudly, her eyes practically rolling back in her head with her tongue hanging out.
"I… think you're…. actually…. getting bigger… inside me." She managed to say through the panting and moaning.
"And you're getting tighter. Are you trying to snap my penis off?"
"And deprive me of the chance to enjoy this again? Heck no!" She countered, pounding her hips against his, unwilling to let any of him out of her that she didn't need to lose.
"So I take it you're mine from now on, Santiago?" Loud asked with a confident smirk.
"Yes, I'll be a good girl,"
Suddenly, Loud heard dozens of footsteps coming their way, much to his annoyance.
"Dang it, just when we were having fun,"
The door to the room was kicked open, with dozens of armed guards rushing in, finding a naked Santiago hoisted over the shoulder of a naked Loud; however, Loud used one of Santiago's mini bombs to blow a hole into a wall, creating an escape route.
"Sorry, boys, but this ass is mine now," he mocked, slapping the semi-conscious Santiago on the ass and leaping through the hole into a white void ending the fantasy.
Sitting on an invisible chair, Eldora watched in satisfaction as the fantasy ended. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne returned to her realm themselves again, satisfied with what they had done and feeling closer than before.
"Welcome back, children, I can sense your love has gotten stronger,"
"I have to admit I liked seeing this side of Lincoln." Ronnie Anne confessed.
"I liked seeing you really cut loose," Lincoln admitted.
"The two of you bring out the best in each other. You give the other what they want and what you enjoy as well, without sacrificing what brought you two together in the first place. Until now, you both have been afraid to truly give all of yourself to the other, and maybe you have excuses, but true love needs no excuse." Eldora told them.
Suddenly, Ronnie Anne felt a warm sensation in her belly and noticed it was starting to glow.
"What's happening?!" they asked.
"Oh my, it's happening faster than I thought,"
"What is?"
Eldora placed her hand on Ronnie Anne's belly before extracting a glowing orb from her and giving it to Ronnie Anne to hold.
"What is this?"
"A symbol of your love…take good care…of your…dau…Les…" Eldora tried to say, but the light from the orb burst, whiting out whatever she was saying and causing Lincoln and Ronnie Anne to wake up back in the living room,"
"Leslie,"
"What?"
"We're naming her Leslie Marie Loud,"
Ronnie Anne smiled. "That sounds perfect for her."
Later that day.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne began the process of registering Leslie. While their families wanted to help, they opted to do the work themselves.
"I hope they don't ask too many questions." Ronnie Anne said while they were going over the paperwork.
"They shouldn't. I wasn't born at a hospital, so my parents had to take some time to get all my registration done afterward. I don't think it's that uncommon." Lincoln assured her.
"Still, technically, she was born today, and while I'm no expert, she definitely doesn't look like she is only a few hours old." Ronnie Anne added.
"We should be ready for when she becomes public,"
"Well, for starters, I want to keep her in Great Lake City, at least most of the time, and Royal Woods on the weekends,"
"I understand, with her there, Gideon and Veran won't be able to target her there,"
"Once we're done here, we should register her with the Cesar Chavez Academy daycare,"
After hours of paperwork, Leslie Marie Loud was officially registered, and her birth certificate was issued.
"I hope that despite your family being upset about this, they won't forbid me from dropping in to see both of you occasionally," Lincoln said as they prepared to leave.
"I won't let them forbid it. They can be upset all they want, but we both deserve to be together when we want, and you better do better than just once in a while."
Lincoln put an arm around her shoulder. "If it were up to me, I'd be finding us a place to live together right now, but until the mess with Gideon and Cierra is done, that is better off postponed. But at least this gives us time to find a good vacant place in Great Lake."
"You're willing to move to Great Lake?" Ronnie Anne asked, surprised.
"Well, one of us has to move for the other at the very least, and frankly, I am still a little miffed that Royal Woods was even considering offering me up as a sacrifice to Gideon like that. Great Lake sounds much better compared to that."
"Yeah, but still, aside from what's happening, Royal Woods is more quiet,"
"We should head to Lynn's table. I told my friends to meet us there,"
"I called Sid and told her to meet us there too,"
"Oh, I bet she is going to love seeing Leslie."
The couple headed to Lynn's table. To their surprise, the restaurant was decorated for a party for Leslie
"Guys?"
"We just wanted to welcome Leslie into the family properly, though we'll save the baby shower for later."
Feeling warm, the party began with the A.N.T. and Sid gushing over Leslie; however, Lincoln asked Arturo, Bobby, Carlos, and Hector to speak privately. The group headed to the kitchen.
"I know you're upset with me about all of this, but I just want you to know I'm going to do everything I can for both Ronnie Anne and Leslie,"
Hector spoke up. "Lincoln, as Ronnie Anne's abuelo, I know I speak for us when I say, are we upset that you and Ronnie Anne didn't wait till marriage? Yes, but circumstances beyond your control also played a role. But you have a lot to step up to, and I hope you're ready to,"
Bobby stepped up next. "Lincoln, I will tell you the same thing you told me when Lori and I got married. Don't break my sister's or my niece's heart."
"Never,"
Arturo said nothing but slapped Lincoln upside the head, confusing him before telling him, "You'll understand when Leslie grows up,"
Ronnie Anne was worried about seeing Lincoln, her father, brother, and uncle leave, but Rosa calmed her.
"Relax Mija,"
"Okay, but I need to get things ready on Monday,"
"I'm taking Leslie to register her for the daycare,"
"Oh, no, you won't. I can look after that sweet little bebè,"
"Abuela, I can't ask you to,"
"Ronnie Anne, I babysit Loreline when Bobby and Lori work. I can handle Leslie, too,"
"Thank you, Abuela,"
The lingering tension finally disappeared as the families celebrated and played with Leslie and Loreline until it was time to head home. Ronnie Anne was allowed to stay the weekend and was put up in Lincoln's old bedroom, now a guest room, while Leslie slept in Lincoln's room in a crib they set up. The couple quickly felt the difficulty of being new parents; Lincoln was more adaptable to the situation since he had 5 younger sisters, and he handled changing Leslie and Ronnie Anne handled feeding her. By the morning, when Rita and Lynn Sr. went to check on Leslie, they found the couple asleep in Lincoln's bed and Leslie sleeping between them.
"Welcome to the first day of Parenthood," they whispered.
Later.
The ladies ate breakfast in the dining room while Ronnie Anne breastfed Leslie, Lincoln, and Lynn Sr. ate in the living room.
"Son, I've been talking with your mother last night, and well,"
"What is it, Dad?"
"How would you feel about us converting the garage into a makeshift apartment for you, Ronnie Anne, and Leslie?"
"Dad, that's Lana's workshop, I don't want to put her out,"
"It's fine. We already asked her, and Lisa said she'll build a better one in the backyard,"
"A better one? By Lisa's standards or Lana's?" Lincoln asked.
Lynn Sr looked nervous. "Now that you mention it, I didn't think to ask, but that is something to be concerned about."
"Dad, I appreciate it, but I need to figure this out on my…"
"Lincoln, do you think your mother and I had to figure it out without help when we had Lori? We were young parents too once, and we needed a lot of help, and we got it from Gramps and Pop-pop," Lynn Sr said. "I know you two will have to do it all on your own eventually, but let us help while we're still here to help,"
"Okay, Dad, but I only accept this if you let me pay rent,"
"That's fine; you can keep working at the restaurant and pay rent,"
Ronnie Anne had just finished breastfeeding Leslie in the dining room and rubbed her on the back to burp her.
"You got good at that fast," Lana complimented.
"Thanks," Ronnie Anne said as Leslie burped.
"So, what are your plans for today?" Rita asked.
"I want to get some supplies for her when we're here and back in Great Lake City," Ronnie Anne explained. "But I could use an experienced mother's help,"
"Oh, sweetie, I would love to help you," Rita said.
Later, At Royal Woods Mall
Rita and Ronnie Anne walked through the mall, checking off each item on the list.
"Okay, we just need a few more items," Rita said.
"Mrs. Loud, I wanted to ask you something,"
"What is it, sweetie?!"
"Are you upset with me?" Ronnie Anne asked. "My family was upset with Lincoln over this happening, but I never got to ask if you or Mr. Loud were upset with me,"
"Ronnie Anne, under normal circumstances, I would be very disappointed in you and Lincoln, but these aren't normal circumstances, and I don't have 9 months to work through my feelings. This baby is here now, and right now, she needs everyone to love her rather than focusing on what could or should have been,"
"Thank you,"
"You're welcome. Let's go buy some diapers. If she takes after her dad's side, you'll need the strong ones," Rita joked.
"Well-well, Ronnie Anne, I wasn't expecting to hear you clapping today," Chandler said.
Rita and Ronnie Anne felt their blood boil.
"I'm surprised you're willing to show your face in public after what you did you…" Ronnie Anne started, only to censor herself when she realized she had a child in her care. While Leslie wouldn't understand it, it wouldn't be good to be in the habit of cussing others in front of someone so impressionable.
"So, who's the kid? Did Lame get another sister?!" Chandler laughed.
Rita felt the urge to slap him, but Ronnie Anne stepped up to shut him up.
"It's really none of your business, but if you must know, this is Leslie Marie Loud; she's my and Lincoln's…daughter!" Ronnie Anne said the last part slowly, causing Chandler to choke on his laugh.
"What!?"
"That's right; we have a baby, so whatever sad delusional dream you had of me ever choosing you has gone to you know where. So do yourself a favor and get lost; I'm busy with making a life for myself, my husband, and my child,"
Rita and Ronnie Anne walked off, leaving Chandler stunned. He was still processing how they had a kid so fast. However, a look of twisted determination came across his face.
"He used some magic to baby trap her; just to keep her from me!" Chandler rationalized.
Sunday went by peacefully. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne spent the day in Great Lake City, helping Rosa convert Bobby's old bedroom into a nursery for Loreline and Leslie. By the end of the day, it was ready for both babies.
"Gracias, you two,"
"You're welcome, ma'am," Lincoln happily replied.
Lincoln was at school the next day, heading to meet up with his friends. He called Ronnie Anne, who was going to school after leaving Leslie with Rosa. As Lincoln walked the halls, he noticed some students were giving him awkward looks. The looks continued all the way until lunchtime. Lincoln was highly agitated by this time, as were his friends, who also looked uneasy.
"Okay, I'll bite; what the hell is happening?"
"Uh, Lincoln, we wanted to wait till lunch to tell you," Stella said.
"Tell me what?"
"Have you been on the school website?" Rusty asked
"You know I unsubscribed after some jerk spread that rumor about Girl Jordan, and I think I know who it was…why?"
"We got something to tell you, and you won't like it," Clyde said.
Lincoln sighed in exasperation. "What is it this time,"
"Someone…oh, who are we kidding? Chandler has been spreading rumors all morning about you, Ronnie Anne, and Leslie all over social media, but he's using an anonymous account to keep from being caught," Zach informed.
"Rumors like what!?"
"He said that you use magic to force Ronnie Anne to have Leslie," Rusty added
"So he's telling everyone I raped Ronnie Anne using magic, and Leslie is a magic rape baby?"
"Pretty much,"
"Where is he!?"
"Lincoln, don't. This is what he wants you to do,"
"I've put up with and ignored his BS from elementary to high school. I should have knocked some sense into him when he started picking on my sisters, but everyone convinced me to be the bigger person. And all I get is that he is still doing it. No, no more going easy; now, where is he?"
"Right here, Lame,"
Lincoln looked behind his back and saw Chandler standing a few inches behind them. Getting up, Lincoln confronted, staring down the vile rumor spreader.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't break your arms and legs right now," Lincoln growled.
"It wouldn't be very heroic if you did," he mocked. "Come walk with me, talk with me," Chandler said, walking off.
Lincoln was about to follow when Clyde stopped him, looking concerned. Lincoln quietly assured his friends he wouldn't do anything crazy.
Stepping away from everyone, the two began their conversation on the school football field.
"You know, it's pretty ironic, all that talk about that princess, and you were the rapist all along, and you used magic to do it,"
"You don't know a damn thing about what's going on, and you can use whatever anonymous name you want; I know it was you spreading these rumors,"
"I don't know what you're talking about, but it does make perfect sense why Ronnie Anne prefers a loser like you over me,"
"You still think you have a shot with her? You're sadder than I thought; what makes you think she would ever want a pig like you even if we weren't dating?"
"Obviously, I'm better looking than you, I've got better friends than you, overall you're just a loser, and I'm better than you, so why shouldn't I have the better girlfriend?" he mocked. "You were obviously threatened by the fact that she was starting to see you as a loser, so you pulled this magic stunt to keep her for yourself,"
"Your obsession with my misery is as pathetic as your delusional belief that every woman wants you; you know that, right?"
"I'm not! You know what…maybe I am; why should a white hair loser like you have a hot-looking piece of Latina ass on his arm when she could be on mine? In fact, all the bitches in this school should be begging to make me a sandwich, and these losers should be wishing they were 1/10th as great as me!"
Lincoln just stood there as he continued listening to Chandler's rant.
"You know what? I don't care if you do know, it was me; I'm the one who set off that rumor, and if you don't want me to do worse than that, you're going to do exactly what I say,"
"Which is?"
"You're going to turn over all your parental rights to me,"
"You can't be serious,"
"That kid doesn't deserve a loser like you for a daddy; she needs a real man to raise her and a real man to provide for and satisfy her mother,"
"You really think giving my daughter to you will make her mother love you?"
"What better way to catch a girl in a rebound than a teen mom that was dumped by her baby's daddy,"
"You don't give a damn about either one of them,"
"Maybe not, but I'm taking them as long as you want them. And there's nothing you can do about it."
Chandler decided he was done; as he walked away back towards the school, he turned to Lincoln to give him one more warning.
"You might want to consider my offer, the next rumor I spread might not be towards you, it might be towards one of your sisters, and it might be worse than the one I spread about Girl Jordan having gonorrhea last year,"
"I knew that was you,"
"Whatever, it's not like you can prove it,"
Chandler walked off satisfied, believing he had finally put one over on Lincoln. However, as he walked back into the cafeteria, he noticed it was dead silent, and everyone was mad, dogging him.
"What's with the silent majority?"
"YOU!" Yelled Girl Jordan.
Chandler turned to see Girl Jordan walk up to him before slapping him across the face and then kneeing him in the groin.
"What was that for!" he said in a pained voice.
"I should have known you spread that rumor about me!"
"I didn't do anything, and you can't prove it!"
Girl Jordan snapped her fingers, and Chandler suddenly began hearing his voice, admitting to spreading rumors about Girl Jordan. Turning toward the recording, he saw Clyde holding his phone and playing the recording. Chandler's eyes went wide when he turned to see Lincoln holding a small microphone that he was hiding in his pocket. It turned out that before Lincoln left, Clyde gave him a mini microphone linked to his phone and broadcast/recorded everything he said while ranting to Lincoln. The entire cafeteria heard every word.
"I'm taking this recording to the police and then a lawyer. Your family will be living in a cardboard box by the time I'm done with you, Chandler!" said Girl Jordan, walking off.
"Wait, No!"
Chandler struggled to his feet as he tried to catch up to Girl Jordan but was stopped by someone grabbing the back of his shirt.
"Not so fast, you cyberbully punk!" Mr. Bolhofner yelled. "So you like spreading rumors, huh!?"
"Let me go! I have to stop her!"
"You're coming with me to the principal's office; then we're calling your father and then the police,"
"What makes you think you can make me?!"
"Because I'm the only thing standing between you and everyone in this lunchroom,"
Chandler looked around, and everyone was still mad dogging him and waiting for an opportunity to rip him a new one. Maybe even more than just one new one. Chandler turned yellow, afraid that this could be the end.
"So what's it going to be? Are you going to come quietly, or is it Chandler Season? Your choice!"
Chandler looked around, realizing there was no way to leave that cafeteria safely without submitting to Mr. Bolhofner, so he did.
"Do you think he's going to get expelled for this?" Stella asked.
"Hard to say. I don't know what actual rules he broke, if any, and sadly, schools tend to show more leniency towards the bullies than the victims. Plus, you just know someone will make the claim that what Clyde did is wrong, too." Lincoln sighed.
"Nope, Michigan is a single-party consent state regarding recording. Google it; I'm legally in the clear for what I did." Clyde pointed out.
"With how hated Chandler is going to be now, it would be better for his sake to leave, if nothing else," Rusty commented
"It would, but I don't expect him to accept defeat and walk away."
The rest of the day went by as expected. Mr. McCann showed up and began verbally ripping Chandler a new one. The whole school heard him cut Chandler off and told him, "Whatever happened from this point, he'd have to deal with it himself," Chandler cried and begged him not to before the police arrived. As he was taken away, he yelled at Lincoln, swearing to make him pay for ruining his life. The rest of the day went by normally; the gang discussed their next move while Lincoln regularly checked on Ronnie Anne and Leslie.
"Damn it, I wish I could be there or at least be there faster when they need me!"
"Dawg, why not ask Lisa to build a teleporter?" Rusty reasons.
"Because the last one she built somehow reversed the whole town's genders,"
Everyone shuttered, remembering that event and the town's unspoken rule to never speak of that again.
"I haven't sensed the gate opening for a little while," Stella pointed out.
"Me neither, which can only mean Gideon is up to something,"
"What should we do?" Zach asked.
"Ah say, we just make we're ready,"
"Well said," Stella replied.
Later that night.
After working, Lincoln headed home. He immediately called Ronnie Anne. She was initially upset hearing the rumor he spread about them, but she enjoyed hearing about the consequences.
"All that talk now look at him, cut off,"
"He'll probably get community service," she said. "How is Leslie?"
"She's fine. I got her to sleep,"
"It isn't fair for you to do it alone,"
"I know, but we're still figuring this out," she said. "I better get some sleep before Leslie wakes up, we'll talk tomorrow,"
The couple said "goodnight" before hanging up and going to bed; however, that didn't last long before they woke up in Eldora's realm again. They were exasperated, but soon the goddess of love appeared being very apologetic
"Lovers, I must apologize for the difficult situation I placed on you,"
"You mean turning us into young parents?" Ronnie Anne said with sarcasm.
"My knowledge of your world is more limited than I thought, and I did not realize having a child in this world is more complicated than in mine," she apologized. "Which is why I want to bestow a blessing to make amends, anything you want, if it is within my power, I will grant it,"
The couple thought for a moment; however, Lincoln had an idea.
"Can you give us the ability to teleport?"
"What?"
"Ronnie Anne and I have to live separately for the time being, but it's not fair for her to have to care for Leslie most of the time; I want us to be there for each other and our daughter when we need to be there,"
"That is very doable,"
Eldora enchanted their rings, causing a stats window to pop up. Eldora began explaining that their rings could now teleport them to each other's locations; she also explained that they could also teleport themselves to others they love or vice versa, like family and/or friends. However, the accuracy will be off because the ring uses their mutual love to pinpoint their target's location instead of the ring, meaning they could end up not close.
"Thank you,"
"I have one more gift I'd like to bestow upon you two; I grant you both access to my realm so that you can continue living out your fantasies,"
"No offense, but the last thing I need is to wake up in bed with another baby," Ronnie Anne replied.
"Fear not child, as whatever I decree within my realm is made law, and I decree impregnation will not happen unless you too consciously consent; in other words, even if the characters you become wish to conceive, it will not happen,"
The two looked at each other, thinking that this was a good idea.
"Wait, we can't just come here and abandon Leslie just to fool around," Lincoln said.
"Fear not, time is somewhat irrelevant here; well, eons can pass within my realm; merely a second will have passed," Eldora informed.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne thought for a moment this could be the best way for them to relax and have some fun.
"And you say I won't get pregnant again,"
"Not unless you and Lincoln want another child,"
"Well, then I'm okay with this, Lincoln?"
"I'm okay with this too; at least now we can share looking after Leslie 100%,"
Hearing this, Eldora revealed Ronnie Anne's multiple fantasies, allowing them to pick one before everything turned white.
Extra Credit
Lincoln sat at a desk in a college classroom while his teacher, Ms. Ronalda Anne Santiago, stared down at him, holding his last test with a failing grade.
"Mr. Loud, care to explain why you failed another one of my tests?"
"I-I," he replied.
"I don't understand; you're the only one failing; what am I doing wrong? You always seem to be distracted during class; you won't look at me,"
Lincoln wasn't paying much attention to Ms. Santiago, he was more focused on his teacher's hot body. Lincoln watched as her white that clung to her as a second-skin blouse struggled against her large H-cup tits, each button looking as if they were moments away from giving in and exposing her amazing tits to him. Her skirt was no better, as it barely passed their thighs and looked like it was moments away from being split in half by her large ground and jiggly but still firm ass. Lincoln could never focus in class because he could never take his eyes off his sexy teacher, making her class the only one he was failing.
"Mr. Loud! Are you listening to me!?"
"Huh?!"
"This is exactly what I was talking about; you're so distracted all the time; what is so distracting that you can't focus in my class!?"
Lincoln still couldn't focus; Ms. Santiago was so close to him that he could clearly see the outlines of her nipples pressing against her blouse.
"Mr. Loud! Tell me what the problem is right now!"
"You want to know why I can't focus!?"
"Yes!"
"It's because of you!"
"Me?"
"Everything about you distracts me, your beautiful face, your huge tits, juicy ass, the sound of your butt cheeks clapping every time you walk past me, the way I can see your clean shaved pussy when you bend over, and your skirt rides up; How am I supposed to focus when you're so damn sexy?!"
Lincoln jumped to his feet, knocking his desk aside before grabbing Ms. Santiago. Pulling her into an embrace by her ass, Ms. Santiago let out a gasp in shock.
"Mr. Loud! What are you doing!? Take your hands off me this instant!"
"Sorry, teacher, but you brought this on yourself for being so sexy!" Lincoln replied, tearing off her skirt and grabbing her bare ass cheeks.
"Mr. Loud! She yelled.
Lincoln didn't care as he pressed his lips against his teacher's. Lincoln forced Ms. Santiago to kiss; however, she kept her mouth closed, refusing to let his tongue access to her mouth. However, giving her ass cheeks a good squeeze caused her to gasp into his mouth, giving him access. Lincoln began exploring her mouth, getting several moans. Ms. Santiago tried her hardest to resist, but the combination of the forced kiss and her ass being groped caused her body to act against her will and kiss back. Her arms wrapped around his neck as she pressed her breasts harder against his chest. Suddenly, Lincoln's rational mind took back control as he broke apart from her, horrified at what he had just done.
"Ms. Santiago, I'm so sorry I-I, I don't know what came over me I-I!"
"Sit down right now, Mr. Loud!"
Lincoln, did you say before Ms. Santiago stormed over to her room door, not caring that her ass cheeks were clapping along the way. Locking the door and pulling down the curtain so that no one could see inside, Ms. Santiago storms back over to Lincoln, her ass cheeks clapping even louder.
"Lincoln Loud! What you just did is beyond unforgivable; you forced yourself on me and destroyed my skirt. And you're going to pay for what you did!"
Lincoln looked terrified, wondering what type of justified punishment his teacher had for him. Would she call the police or deal out Justice herself? Lincoln could only tremble, knowing his punishment would be swift and justified.
"Since you like my ass and pussy so much, by the time I'm done with you, you're going to love them!"
"Huh!" he replied.
Lincoln got his answer when his teacher smashed her ass into his face. Ms. Santiago began grinding and twerking against Lincoln's face, forcing him to eat her.
"You like that? You like having your teacher smother you with her ass and pussy!" She said, rubbing her ass against his face.
"Ms…Santiago!"
"Call me Ronnie Anne, now shut up and put that tongue to good use; if you do a good job, I'll forgive you for ripping my skirt and assaulting me,"
Lincoln felt he had no choice; he began eating out Ronnie Anne aggressively as she continued rubbing against his face.
"That's the spirit! Eat my dirty holes!" She moaned.
Lincoln continued his assault as Ronnie Anne clapped her cheeks on the side of Lincoln's head. Ronnie Anne began pressing hard against Lincoln's face, who pushed his tongue deeper into her holes.
"If this class were sex ed, you'd be my star student!"
Ronnie Anne reached over, grabbing hold of Lincoln's hair.
"Keep going, Linky; I'm almost there!"
Ronnie Anne couldn't hold it in anymore, and it came all over his face. Well, he drank her love nectar. Dropping to her knees, Ronnie Anne was tired but far from done as she unbuttoned Lincoln's pants.
"Miss uh, Ronnie Anne?"
"I said I'd forgive you for the skirt. I didn't say I was done with you,"
"Are you sure no one will see us?" Lincoln asked, suddenly a little nervous.
"Were you thinking about that when you threw yourself at me?" Ronnie Anne asked back, yanking his pants down.
Suddenly Lincoln's dick sprung to life, shocking his teacher, who had no idea he was packing.
"Ooh la la, I had no idea you were so special,"
Ronnie Anne focuses back on herself, removing her blouse and exposing her breasts to her student.
"Tell me something, how many times have you dreamt of your cock between my boobs,"
"A lot," he admitted.
"Well, congrats, your dream is coming true,"
With that, she hefted her bosom up with both hands and planted him on his waist, guiding his cock to poke through her cleavage. She had no bra on, so she had to hold her breasts around him and push to create pressure. Lincoln moaned as Ronnie Anne crushed him with her boobs.
"You like that? Do you like having your big strong manly cock, crushed by your teacher's boobies?! Be honest, or I'll stop," "
"It's better than I dreamt!"
"Good, cause it's about to get better,"
Ronnie Anne began licking and sucking on the head of Lincoln's dick like a lollipop while working his shaft with her tits. Lincoln moaned in pleasure; the feeling was so intense for him. Eventually, Lincoln couldn't hold it in anymore and came into his teacher's mouth, who swallowed every drop before releasing him.
"Not bad, a little bitter though; you should add more fruit to your diet,"
"Yes, ma'am,"
Ronnie Anne got to her feet and sat in Lincoln's lap, wedging his still rock-hard cock between her butt cheeks.
"Tell me, what do you like more, being crushed by my tits or ass?"
"They both feel amazing!"
"Good. Now, let's move on to the main event!"
Lifting herself up, Ronnie Anne positioned herself right above the head of Lincoln's dick. Lincoln could only watch as Ronnie Anne lowered herself onto him, taking in his cock, while her ass sat in his lap.
"You're so big, you feel amazing!" she moaned
"You too!"
Lincoln watched as Ronnie Anne's ass bounced on his lap and rode his rod; starting off slow, she began bouncing harder on him as they moaned.
"So tight!"
"C'mon Linky, where's that aggression from early? Don't let me do all the work!"
Lincoln started thrusting upwards, matching her rhythm; however, he didn't stop there as he pushed himself off the chair, forcing them onto their feet. Forcing Ronnie Anne to bend over, Lincoln took over and started pounding her from behind, much to her delight.
"Now we're talking harder; show me what you can do!"
Lincoln did not disappoint as he pounded his teacher with such force she'd go flying if he wasn't holding onto her. The room was filled with the sound of moaning and Lincoln's pelvis slamming into Ronnie Anne's ass. Barely able to stand, Ronnie Anne grabbed the desk before her to hold herself up. However, Lincoln saw this as an opportunity; pulling out, Lincoln sat Ronnie Anne on the desk before re-entering her and kicking the desk out from under her, holding her up by her ass. The motion was so fast and fluid that Ronnie Anne barely felt him pull out and go back in. The two locked lips and moaned into each other's mouths as they slammed into each other until they came, crying out into each other's mouths. Let down Ronnie Anne stumbled over to her desk, knocking off everything; she climbed onto the desk and positioned herself.
"Your lesson isn't over yet, Mr. Loud!" she teased, causing Lincoln to become hard again.
The pair went at it again for hours until they were finally satisfied. As they lay on the teacher's desk, catching their breaths, Ronnie Anne got up, dressed, and salvaged her skirt.
"You did well, Mr. Loud. I can't wait for our next session tomorrow; I won't go easy on like today,"
"Tomorrow…Easy?!"
"Yes, , while I did enjoy our time together, you're still failing, so consider these sessions to be extra credit," Ronnie Anne informed before leaving. "Oh, and be a dear and clean up my classroom before leaving,"
Lincoln looked up, noticing the room was a mess with fluids everywhere, before groaning and dropping his head. Suddenly, everything turned white, and Ronnie Anne woke up in her bed feeling satisfied as barely any time passed. As she fell asleep, Leslie woke her up crying. Letting out a sigh, Ronnie Anne got up to check on her. However, when she got outside her door, she noticed a flash. Rushing into the room, she was surprised and relieved when she saw Lincoln was holding Leslie, comforting her.
"Don't worry, I got her,"
Ronnie Anne smiles before walking in, kissing Lincoln and Leslie. "No, we got her,"
Tall Timbers Park
Deep in the shadows, a light began glowing and growing before bursting in a flash, revealing something had come through the gate; however, this new threat remained in the shadows, charging deeper into the forest while howling in the night.
End Of Ch. 5