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Somewhere at the disclosed location
Inside a dark room, a figure was sitting in a chair, reading a newspaper. The headline was:
"LINCOLN'S MYSTERIES A COMPLETE FLOP"
The person reading the newspaper was none other than the CEO of Puzzlevision himself, Mr Puzzles. And needless to say, he is not happy that his 1st show was a failure. But he took a deep breath, & he calmed himself down and smiled.
"Well now, my 1st project was a total flop. No marter, not a big deal!" Said Mr Puzzles, who stood up & went to his desk that has a bunch of TV's stacked up on each other. "But I know that my next project will not fail!"
He looked at one of the TV's that had a static. He turns it on, & out came his next project
PUZZLEVISION PRESENTS
ONCE UPON A LOUD
Deep in a forest, a ray of light was shining down on a book resting on a stump with a bunch of flowers surrounding it. The book's title was called "Once Upon a Loud by Puzzlevision".
(Once Upon a Time, in a magical land far far away, there lived an Evil Witch named Lynn, who craves to be… The GOAT)
At the lair of a evil witch, who is laughing evilly, Lynn is seen, & has green skin & a big nose. For her clothing, she is wearing a red witch hat! She also happens to have an assistant named Clyde. He is wearing a cloak, & has a hunch on his back. Although he does tend to get a little nervous & worried of her evil plans.
(And far into the forest, there lived a beautiful princess, who had a pure of heart)
Deep in a forest, the animals that look familar to Lily, Lisa, Lana, Lola, Lucy & Leni were all prancing in the forest when suddenly, they heard something coming this way. They all gathered round the tree stump as the Narrator continued his story.
(This Princess, was of unparalleled beauty that embodied every romantic dream. But who is this princess, you may ask? Why, it is none other than Princess Lori herself!)
Stepping through the forest, was Lori, dressed in something similar to what Belle wears from Beauty & The Beast. As she was walking through the forest, she stopped to greet all of her animal friends with a smile on her face.
(Although while it may seem that the Princess is happy, she does feel that there is something missing through her heart)
Lori's smile vanished as she let out a sad sigh, & walked towards the tree stump and sat on it. As she patted the baby bunny's head, she began to sing:
Lori: I feel as though
Something's missing in my heart
I should just let it go
If I do though that I'll start
To lose sight of why I became
A Princess long ago
Cause I
Want
A boyfriend
I want a Boo Boo Bear
Someone who could love me and hold me tight
And someone who'll always be there for me
So I won't have to feel alone anymore
Cause I want a boyfriend
Once the song finished, Lori sat back down on the stump with a saddened look. The deer approached her, & Lori gave her a pat on the head and sighed sadly.
"Oh dear Leni, whoever shall be my Boo Boo Bear?" Lori asked in wonder.
Back at the Evil Witch's lair, Lynn was watching some football on TV which was the match between Lions & the Rhinos as she laid in bed and they scored another Touchdown!
"Boo-yah! Now that's what I'm talking about!" Lynn cheered with a laugh. "Another Touchdown! Nobody can beat the Lions now!"
"Uhh, excuse me, Master?"
Lynn turned her head to see her assistant Clyde approach her. Lynn groaned as she facepalmed.
"What is it, Clyde? Can't you see that I'm in the middle of something here!?" She said, as she gestured to her Football game. "Now what do you want?"
"Apologies for interrupting you, my Queen." Clyde apologised in a nervous and frightened tone. "But I have just gotten word that the new Princess is in town! Everyone is saying that she's now the Fairest in the land!"
"Pfft! Oh please! Nobody can stop me! Watch & learn, my trusty assistant!" Lynn said with confidence as she turned to the TV. "Oh TV, TV, on the wall, am I the fairest of them all?"
The TV's screen switched from the Football Game to Mr Puzzle's face.
"Nuh Uh."
"See, Clyde? nobody can-" Lynn suddenly stopped mid sentence when she realised what Mr Puzzles said. "Wait, "Nuh Uh"? What the hell do you mean, "Nuh Uh"!?" Demanded Lynn angrily.
"Famed is thy beauty, majesty!" Mr Puzzles told the Evil Witch. "But alas, there is one more fair than thee!"
Mr Puzzle's screen shows Princess Lori in the forest with her animal friends, just dancing & having fun. Seeing this made Lynn angry, & Clyde's always hated it when his master gets all
"N-Now now, master. R-Remember what we talked about?" Stuttered Clyde, as she tries to calm down his master. "T-Take a deep b-b-b-breath, & talk things through!"
"Shut up, Clyde!" Lynn ordered angrily, & slapped him. "And get out of my sight!"
This frightened Clyde, & he ran out of the room, slamming the door. Lynn looked back to the TV with an angered look. "So… this little Princess thinks she can come to my domain & try to take my title as the Fairest in the Land? Well, we'll just see about that!"
Lynn walked over to her table, & grabbed a small round red bird, who looked to be very angry. She grabbed the envelope, & placed it into the bird's mouth and grabbed the slingshot to launch the bird to where Princess Lori was.
Back in the forest, Lori was sitting on a stump till a red bird landed in front of her. Lori took the envelope out, & read it:
"King Lincoln & Queen Jordan are hosting the annual Royal Ball to celebrate the Kingdom's 100th year anniversary! Everyone in the Kingdom is invited to celebrate the event!"
After reading this, both Lori & the animals were very excited by the news.
"Ohhhhhh, this is literally exciting! I can't wait to go to the ball!" Lori said in excitement. But she looked down to see how she is currently dressed. "Oh, but I literally can't go to the ball looking like this! What should I wear?"
"Oh don't worry, Princess! We can help you out!" Deer Leni said with a smile. "Right, guys?"
"Yeah, we can help!" Frog Lana said in agreement. "I know just the donkey who can help with the dress!"
"Oh please! Lori doesn't need no smelly donkey to get with her dress!" Swan Lola said with disgust before she looked at Lori with a smile. "What YOU need, is someone who knows how to make anyone beautiful!"
"I feel like she should wear something black." Raven Lucy spoke up. "Because the ball may have some darkness in it."
"I believe that would be highly unnecessary to wear black at a gathering event such as this." Honey Badger Lisa said while rolling her eyes. "In my opinion, Lori should wear something that would make her more mature and superior to everyone at the Party."
"No, she needs beauty!" Swan Lola snapped.
"She needs my friend's help!" Frog Lana argued.
"She needs darkness." Raven Lucy argued.
"She needs to be superior and more mature." Honey Badger Lisa argued more calmly.
Every animal argued with each other over whose idea would be better while Princess Lori, Deer Leni & Bunny Lily watched the whole thing. While Deer Leni & Bunny Lily were concerned, Lori was very annoyed.
"Oh, you animals are literally useless!" Lori told them while rubbing her temples with a sigh. "Oh, how am I supposed to go to the Ball now?"
Suddenly, the light shined down onto the stump. Lori looked up to see Mr Puzzles wearing fairy wings on his back & a frown on his TV head while carrying the remote control wand.
"Hello, dear Princess! I am your Fairy Godmother!" Mr Puzzles introduces himself to the blonde Princess. "I have heard your distress, & have come to assist! Now then, what seems to be the problem?"
"I wanna go to the Ball but I really need a dress!" Lori explained to the Fairy Godmother. "But my animal friends aren't being much help, & are literally just argue, &-"
Lori continued ranting & complaining about her animal friends, which in turn was starting to annoy Mr Puzzles. So, he used his remote cont wand to mute her.
"Yes yes, I understand Princess." Mr Puzzles said in an understanding tone. "Allow me to help!"
Mr Puzzles waved his wand, & Lori was lifted in the air, & transformed into a princess!
Princess Lori
Appearance: She is wearing a beautiful light blue gown with a tiara on her head & her hair tied into a bun.
"Oh… my… gosh! This dress is literally beautiful!" Lori said in amazement
"And a Princess needs her carriage!" Mr Puzzles said as he waved his wand towards Swan Lola & Frog Lana and the pumpkin.
Frog Lana and Swan Lola had been transformed into beautiful majestic white horses and the pumpkin has transformed into a big blue carriage.
"Seriously? Why do I have to be the horse!?" Lana complained "I liked being a frog!"
"Stop complaining, will you!?" Lola told her as she admired her new look. "I think I can get used to this!"
"Your carrier awaits, my dear Princess!" Mr Puzzles said as he gestures Princess Lori to her carriage "Have fun at the Ball!"
"Thank you so much, Fairy Godmother!" Lori thanked him.
"Oh please dear, call me Mr Puzzles!" Mr Puzzles said with a smile. "Have fun now!"
Lola and Lana pushed the carriage with Princess Lori inside, & set off for the ball while the other animals & Mr Puzzles saved goodbye to them. Unbeknownst to Lori, Lola & Lana though, they didn't see a sadistic smile on Mr Puzzle's face as he quietly chuckled while rubbing his gloves together, pleased that his plan is working.
Soon enough, Princess Lori arrived at the castle & stepped out of the carriage. She was amazed by how big the castle was! She was about to walk inside, till she was stopped by Ronnie Anne & Sid, the King & Queen's top guards!
"Halt! Nobody is allowed to enter the castle!" Sid sternly told Princess Lori. "State your business!"
"Uhh, I'm here for the Royal Ball!" Lori said as she showed the guards the invitation she received. "It literally said EVERYONE is invited to the Party!"
"Lemme see that!" Sid then grabbed the invitation & looked at it. "Hmm… it does looks legit…"
"Oh, for the love of Pete!" Ronnie Anne said as she shook her head and looks to Lori. "Sorry about Sid, she takes her job very seriously." Ronnie glared at Sid, who grinned sheepishly at Ronnie.
"It's alright." Lori told her. "So can I go inside now?"
"Since you received the invitation, you can go in!" Ronnie Anne said with a smile as She & Sid stepped aside to let Lori in. "Have fun at the ball!"
"Thank you!" Lori said as she entered the castle.
As she entered the castle, Lori's eyes widened in amazement by everything inside the castle. Once she entered the Ballroom, it was all decorated, and everyone was enjoying the party & Punch.
"So you must be Princess Lori."
Lori turned her head and sees King Lincoln & Queen Jordan approaching her.
King Lincoln
Appearance: Orange King Attire, & wears a gold crown on his head.
Queen Jordan
Appearance: Yellow Queen Attire, & wears a silver crown on her head.
"You two must be the King & Queen!" Lori said as she bowed before them. "It is literally an honour to meet you, your highnesses."
"We've heard a lot about you, Princess Lori!" Lincoln said with a smile. "And we are pleased that you have decided to come to the Ball."
"If there's anything you need, please let us know!" Jordan told her with a smile. "Enjoy the party!"
They both walked away, leaving Princess Lori to take a walk round the Ballroom. She sees the Royal Jester Luan telling jokes & entertaining the crowd.
"And so the centaur says, "That's not the half I'm talking about!"" Luan joked before she laughed "Hahahah, get it?"
The crowd laughed at the joke and Lori continued to roam the Ballroom while unbeknownst to her, the Evil Witch Lynn and her assistant Clyde were watching her from behind the corner.
"Alright Clyde, here's what you're gonna do." Lynn told her assistant as she took an apple out of her pocket. "You are gonna approach the Princess, and give her this! Once she takes a bite out of this apple, it'll make her the ugliest Princess in the land!" She said while chuckling evilly.
"But Master, are you sure this is gonna work?" Clyde asked while having second thoughts about this.
"Of course it's gonna work, ya dork!" Lynn said while rolling her eyes before pushing Clyde towards the Princess. "Now get going!"
Meanwhile, Princess Lori was roaming the Ballroom till suddenly, her eyes widened when she spotted someone, who was Sir Bobby! He sees her, & both approached each other.
"Greetings, fair lady! I'm Sir Bobby!" Bobby greeted.
"I'm Princess Lori!" Lori greeted with a smile "it's literally nice to meet you!"
"It's nice to meet you as well, Princess." Bobby said with a bow. His face grew red with a blush. "So uhhh, may I have this dance?"
Lori giggled at his nervous tone before grabbing his hand. "You may, my knight in shining armor."
Princess Lori and Sir Bobby walked to the dance floor, & started slow dancing as the Royal Musicians and couple Luna & Sam started playing slow songs, making everyone dance to the music.
Meanwhile, Clyde was trying to get to Princess Lori to hand her the Apple. But because there was a lot of people dancing, it was hard for him to get through. Suddenly, someone bumps into him, which caused the Apple to be dropped, & get crushed by someone. Lynn facepalmed upon seeing her plan fail.
"Note to self, never send an amateur to do your dirty work." Lynn said before grabbing a soccer ball from her bag. "If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself!"
She kicked the soccer ball, which landed on the dance floor. Everyone was at first confused upon seeing this, but when the ball owned, it let out a bunch of smoke, & Lynn revealed herself flying on her magic baseball bat & laughing evilly.
"Dudes, it's the Evil Witch Lynn!" Luna called out .
"Guards, seize her!" Lincoln ordered.
Ronnie Anne & Sid shows up to stop her, but Lynn uses her powers & transform Ronnie Anne into a reddish coloured Warthog, & Sid into a Standish colored Meerkat.
"Awww rats!" Said Ronnie Anne, who laments at being turned into a Warthog.
Lynn flies towards Princess Lori & grabs her! Sir Bobby tried to save her, but to no avail as the Evil Witch laughed evilly & flew out of the castle while carrying a screaming Princess Lori back to her lair.
"Oh no! She took Princess Lori!" Bobby said in a panic, but he then gave a determined expression. "I have to go get her back!"
"Bobby, are you insane!?" King Lincoln asked as he and Queen Jordan approached him. "Lynn is the most Evilest Witch in the whole kingdom! You'll never get to her!"
"My King is right, Bobby!" Queen Jordan nodded in agreement. "Who knows what that Evil crazy sporty Witch can do!"
"I know your majesties, but I have to save her!" Bobby said with determination. "If I don't… who else will?"
King Lincoln and Queen Jordan looked at each other in concern before the King spoke. "Alright Bobby, we trust you. Good luck on your journey."
"Thank you, your highness!" Bobby said with a bow before he rushed out of the castle & got on his Horse. With a neigh, the horse trotted off as Sir Bobby sets off to save Princess Lori.
At the tower, Lori is locked up in a room that has a bed and few clothes. Right now though, she bangs in the door repeatedly, & she tries to break it down so she can be free. in a very tall tower Princess Lori was locked up in a room that has a bed and a few clothes and right now she was banging on the door and trying to break it down so she can be free
"LET ME OUT OF THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW, YOU STUPID WITCH!" Lori demanded in an angry tone "OR ELSE I WILL LITERALLY TURN YOU INTO A WITCH PRETZEL!"
Sadly, there was no answer, which made Lori groan in fustration. She went to the lookout, trying to think of a way to get herself free and escape prison. Then, an idea came to her head!
"I know JUST the thing!" Lori exclaimed happily. She cleared her throat & sang a tune.
Lori: Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhh!
"I hope one of my animals can come & help me." Hoped Lori. Just then, Lori sees an animal approaching & to her happiness, when she looked down, there was Deer Leni & Bunny Lily! "Leni! Lily! Thank goodness you both made it! Exclaimed Lori happily.
She suddenly noticed that the others ain't with them. "Where are the others?" Said Lori curiously.
"Lola & Lana are back at the castle, & Lucy & Lisa are asleep." Leni explained, to which Lily nodded in agreement. "But don't worry, we can totes help you Lori! But… why are you in a castle?"
Lori facepalmed at Leni's usual ditzy question. "It's not a castle Leni, it's a tower!" Lori told her. "But that's not the point! I need you both to go find help & get me out of here!"
"You got it, Lori! I wonder if there's any police around here. Maybe I can get them to arrest the baddies that kidnapped Lori!" Leni said as she & Bunny Lily went off to get help.
"Wait Leni, police don't exist in this ti-! Oh forget it." Lori said while facepalming herself & sighed. "Now what am I literally supposed to do in this tower?"
Back at the Evil Witch's lair, Lynn was was watching the whole thing through her TV, & laughed evilly as she began to sing:
Lynn: I've gotta be honest with you
There's many reasons I love being the villain
From just chillin to killin
Or tyrannically instilling fear
Upon unwilling peasants who cross my path
But there's one thing that I long for
A thing that can't go wrong
That would be the time I get to sing my villain song
This is my song my villain song
I'm going to play this spooky gong
I am an Evil mastermind
With the sporty twirling vibes
You can't go wrong with a great villain song
If you disagree I will cut off your dong
As the song ended, the alarm suddenly went off, much to Lynn's surprise. The TV shows Sir Bobby heading towards the tower in hopes of saving Lori. This did not make Lynn happy.
"So… this idiot thinks he can save the Princess, huh? We'll see about that! we'll see about that! Lynn said before she grabbed a baseball. "McBride! Get in here right now!"
Clyde quickly entered the room nervously, but regained his composure. "Yes, master?"
"Heads up!" Said Lynn as she throws the ball to him.
Once Clyde caught the ball, it suddenly exploded, covering him in purple juice. This caused Clyde to scream in pain as his body started to transform & Lynn maniacally laughs at what is happening!
"Yes yes YES! Nobody can stop me from being a GOAT NOW!" Lynn exclaimed as she laughs maniacally!
Back at the tower, Lori is completely bored out of her mind as she sat in the tower, unsure of what to do since she is stuck there. But thoughts came to her mind. What if she gets stuck in the tower forever till she dies of old age. Lori sighed sadly, & felt like there was nothing she could do. But as fate would have it, a voice called out to her!
"Princess Lori!"
Lori got up & went over to the lookout, where to her surprise, she sees Sir Bobby.
"Bobby!" Lori said in a happy tone. "You came to save me!"
"Of course I did! I'm not letting some Witch take you hostage!" Bobby told her before grabbing his sword. "Don't worry Princess, I'll save you!"
But before Bobby could do anything, something landed in front of him. Bobby looked up in shock to see it was Clyde… who had transformed into a gigantic fire breathing dragon! And the worst part is Lynn is on top of him, laughing manically!
"Ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha ha! You'll never save the Princess, Sir Bobby" Lynn said in an Evil tone. "Kill him, my pet!"
Dragon Clyde let out a huge roar before breathing out fire at the knight. Sir Bobby was trying his best to avoid the fire & attack the dragon, but Clyde was too strong, & Princess Lori was worried about her knight in shining armor!
Suddenly, she had an idea! Quickly, Lori went back to the room, & jumped off the lookout & landed on Lynn, & she & the Evil Witch caught against each other!
"You think you can stop me, Princess!?" Lynn yelled in an angry tone. "Well you can't, & soon enough, I'll be the greatest witch of all time!"
As they both continued to fight, Sir Bobby was doing his best, trying to avoid Dragon Clyde's attack, but he gets knocked to the ground, with Dragon Clyde on top of him and is about to end his life. It looked like that this could be all over for Sor Bobby… but he sees a baseball on the ground. The evil witch must've lost it after Lori pounced on her.
This gave Sir Bobby an idea. He grabbed the baseball & threw it at Dragon Clyde, where it exploded, making it roar in pain and causing both Princess Lori & the Evil Witch Lynn to fall off the dragon. Lynn landed on the ground painfully, uttering out a "Ouch…". Lori however was caught in Sir Bobby's arms as Dragon Clyde turned back to normal & passes out.
"Thank you for saving me, Sir Bobby. You're my hero…" Lori said with a love dazed smile with hearts in her eyes.
"I'm just glad you're okay, Princess." Bobby said with a bow, making Lori chuckle.
Lynn opens her eyes, & sees that her dragon has turned back into her assistant Clyde. She also sees the Knight, the one who has ruined her plans, talking to the Princess, which made her used. Lori & Bobby sees Lynn standing up & making her rant.
"YOU BOTH ARE GONNA PAY FOR RUNING EVERYTHING!" Lynn yelled as she was just about about to charge right at them. Suddenly, she was faced with spears and swords, & sees that she is surround by the Royal Guards! To make matters worse, Deer Leni & Bunny Lily walked over to her, but they weren't alone. With them was not only King Lincoln & Queen Jordan, but Frog Lana & Swan Lola
"We've gotten help for you, Lori!" Leni happily said. "But we couldn't find the police."
"Nice work, Leni! And you too, Lily." Lori said to her animal friends, & Bunny Lily giggles upon the Princess petted her. Lori turned to Leni in annoyance. "And Leni, for the 2nd time, there is NO police in a fairytale!"
"Ohhhhhh! So wait… we're in a fairy tale?" Leni wonder curiously. Lori facepalmed in annoyance at Leni's stupidness. But at least she helped her out.
"Let me go, you dorks!" Lynn demanded as she struggled to get free from Ronnie Anne and Sid's grasp. King Lincoln & Queen Jordan approached the Evil Witch with stern looks.
"You have caused too much trouble in my Kingdom, Lynn! And now your reign of terror ends!" King Lincoln said sternly before he turned to Ronnie Anne & Sid. "Girls, arrest her & take her away!"
"No! You can't do this to me!" Lynn yelled as Ronnie Anne & Sid drag her away as she struggles to break free. "This isn't over! I'll be back! And when I do, I'll show everyone that I'm the greatest witch of all time!"
She gets thrown into the prison carriage, & the horses takes her away to the Royal Dungeon. King Lincoln & Queen Jordan walked over to Princess Lori & Sir Bobby to make sure they're alright.
"Are you okay, Princess Lori?" Queen Jordan asked in concern.
"I'm okay, your majesty. I just wish that… ugh! I wish that-" Lori suddenly turned towards the camera with a cold stare. "I wish we could all escape from here."
Everyone's face had a same expression as Princess Lori, even the animals and Evil Witch Lynn. Just then, Mr Puzzles poofed in into the scene.
"Whoops! Haha! Must've been a little programming malfunction!" Mr Puzzles said with a chuckle. "We can't have that now, can we?"
He waved his remote control wand, & everyone's eyes went static. After a few seconds, it disappears, & everyone was back to what they were doing as if nothing had gone wrong.
"Uhh I mean, I wish that all of that didn't happen to me!" Lori said as she sees Evil Witch Lynn get taken away. "I don't even know what that witch's problem with me was!"
"Maybe she must be jealous that you are the most beautiful person in all of the lands." Sir Bobby said, which made Lori blush with a giggle.
Lori and Bobby's faces got close to each other, & shared their True Love's 1st kiss! And with that, the Narrator spoke to finish the story.
(And so ends the tale of the most beautiful Princess finding her True Love. The Evil Witch has been locked away for the rest of her life, and Princess Lori & Sir Bobby lived Happily Ever After. The End.)
The book that is still resting on the stump then closes, as the Fairy Tale Story comes to an end.
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