Summary: Claudine certainly enjoys how cute and amusing Maya can be being drunk

Drunk

She opens the front door of her apartment heavily, throwing her jacket, handbag and shoes around the entrance not caring in the slightest where they land as soon as she enters, and before she heads directly to the kitchen to pour herself a glass of the strongest liquor they have stored in their cabinet.

Then, she drinks it in one gulp to quickly pour herself another glass, repeating the same action for several times until more than half of the bottle is empty.

She's so wasted that her vision starts to get blurred, obliging her to cross her arms over the kitchen counter to rest her spinning head on them, falling asleep within seconds.

An hour later, another woman enters the apartment, cursing loudly as she steps on the belongings scattered all over the entrance's floor. She grunts, putting everything on its appropriate place to head to the kitchen as she sees the lights on, ready to scold the woman that lives with her about the mess at the entrance.

As she gets closer, she can see the brunette hunched over the kitchen counter, making her sigh heavily and quickly calm down.

She closes the distance between them to gently move the other woman's head, who slowly and groggily begins to open her sleepy eyes.

- Saijo-san?

Saijo-san? Since when does she call me like that?

Claudine thinks to herself, furrowing her brows before she notices the almost completely empty bottle of liquor resting next to Maya.

That explains everything.

She sighs and puts the bottle away.

- Care to tell me why are you drunk?

- Mmmh, no? – Maya says almost cheekily.

- Méchante va – Claudine mumbles under her breath while Maya giggles to then pout in mere seconds.

- Saijo-san?

- Yes, Maya?

- I… I'm completely in love with a girl – Maya confesses drunkenly, much to Claudine's surprise.

- Oh, are you?

- Yep – Maya pauses, hiccupping as a stupid grin takes over her features – You know, she's truly beautiful, *hic* nope, gorgeous! *hic* and stubborn but really caring.

- Ah, she sounds amazing, like a good catch – Claudine says apathetically, washing the glass Maya used to drink.

- She has deep magenta eyes and long ash-blonde hair, just like *hic* you.

Claudine can't help but smile with her back turned to Maya, amused at her confession.

- I… I really love you. Yep, I love you a lot, Saijo Claudine.

- I see.

Claudine says, finally turning around to look at Maya who just pouts with her brows furrowed.

- You're so cold, Saijo-san. I just confessed my *hic* undying love to you and you *hic* just dismissed it like nothing.

Claudine giggles at her and approaches Maya, taking her hands in hers to kiss the ring on the fourth finger of her left hand, then her nose.

- That's because we're married, silly – she says with a tender smile on her face and Maya looks at the ring on her finger then at Claudine's, shock evident on her face before a wide grin starts to spread across her face.

- Oh? Oh! You're right! We're married! – she says giddily and Claudine can only sigh amused at her wife's drunkenness and poke her cheek.

- Come on, it's time to go to bed and sleep, you drunk ass.

Maya keeps giggling giddily as Claudine turns around to go to their bedroom, before a hand clutches her shirt to stop her.

- Claudine?

- Uh?

- Could you… take me to bed? – Maya says tipsily and shyly with a cute blush adorning her cheeks, which Claudine isn't sure if it because Maya is embarrassed at requesting her that or simply drunk.

Claudine sighs and positions herself to try to give Maya a piggyback ride, only to be stopped by the brunette again.

- What now? – Claudine grumbles.

- Carry me like when we got married – Maya says between giggles and Claudine rolls her eyes and pinches the bridge of her nose before she complies and carries her bridal style.

- Happy?

- Much *hic* – Maya says still giggling giddily while Claudine rolls her eyes playfully again.

- God give me patience – she mumbles under her breath while Maya giggles and starts pampering her wife's cheeks with kisses, eliciting an amused smile on Claudine's face at how silly yet lovely her wife can be being drunk.