This is a joke chapter.
A joke in between chapters like you'd find in manga.
With the arena now empty, Saitama speaks into the microphone he's holding.
"I don't consider myself much of a singer, but here I go."
He then began singing as music began playing from above.
"So scared of breaking it, that you won't let it bend! And I wrote 200 letters I will never send!
Sometimes these cuts are so much deeper than they seem!
You'd rather cover up, I'd rather let them bleed!"
Behind him, Maya and Mash have microphones of their own and began to sing alongside him. The weird part is, they're singing three different songs.
(Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs)
Maya starts singing. "Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight). I'm here to serve you customer service (right)."
Then Mash sang softly. Speaking just loud enough to listen. "Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. Eat 'em up. Eat 'em up. Eat 'em up. Eat 'em up."
"Why won't you answer me!? The silence is slowly killing me!"
"I save dick by giving it CPR! I save dick by giving it CPR, yes! Put my mouth on it like CPR! Let's make porn and watch it on VCR!"
"I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl. Now my day's on cruise control. I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl. And just like that I'm on a roll."
"Girl! You really got me bad! You really got me bad! Now I'm gonna get you back! I'm gonna get you back!"
"I save dick by giving it CPR! I save dick by giving it CPR, yes! Put my mouth on it like CPR! Let's make porn and watch it on VCR!"
"Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. Peanut butter chocolate flavor. Reese's Puffs. Reese's puffs. In the AM, it's the flavor I savor."
Looking down at the three of them, Zeus let out a sigh.
"I'm enjoying this more than I should."
