I know it's taking me a little longer than anticipated to churn out this story but school is kind of kicking my ass and showing no mercy right now, it's causing a bit of a writer's block and i hate it. So this turned out to be more of a light hearted Finn/Kurt filler chapter, it was the only thing i could come up with. Luckily i really like their sibling relationship, so it's fun to write. But anyways, i hope you guys like it and i'd also like to thank everyone that has reviewed and added this story to their Favorites and Story Alerts. This being my first attempt at fan fiction, it means so much and really encourages me to keep writing. Thank you so much! :)


"Mr. Hudson!"

Finn's head shot up from his desk and looked towards the doorway where his new blonde secretary, Tessa, stood. He had spent all day in and out of meetings listening to all these old guys talk about things he barely understood or even cared about, which made him pretty sleepy. This has been a daily occurrence ever since he took over nearly two weeks ago. His company published magazines; it's not exactly rocket science, right? He didn't see the point to so many meetings, especially being the head of the company, that's why he had hundreds of employees roaming around the building, taking care of everything for him. But unfortunately that was not the case, apparently his dad had done a lot more than just sit in this pretty awesome gigantic corner office and play on the computer. There was so much Finn had to keep track of that it was quickly becoming overwhelming, he was definitely going to have to get a helpful assistant pretty soon if he wanted to get everything done.

He had completely forgotten that someone was at his door, quickly shaking his head from his mid-afternoon nap.

"Uhhh, yeah? Sorry, can I help you with something?"

Tessa giggled a little and batted her eyelashes, doing what she'd spent most of the day on instead of filing the papers on her desk, flirting shamelessly with her boss.

"I was just going to ask if you wanted a cup of coffee."

He raised an eyebrow and gave her one of his trademark side grins.

"Is that an offer or an invitation?"

Tessa teasingly plays with the hem of her inappropriately short skirt and leaned against the doorframe.

"Depends. What do you want it to be?" She winks at him and bites her lip.

Five minutes later Finn is showing her a whole new use for the supply room.


After his afternoon tryst Finn had received a text message from Kurt asking if he wanted to have lunch together in his office, offering to bring him a burger and fries from Shake Shack. He quickly accepted and picked up the mess on his desk and rearranged the chairs so his brother wouldn't scold him on having a messy workplace. Fifteen minutes later Tessa buzzed in and let him know Kurt was on his way in and Finn got up to welcome him with a hug; he hadn't had a meal with his brother in what seemed like forever.

Kurt waltzed in, in all his Alexander McQueen glory carrying brown paper bags of food and he placed them on Finn's desk and quickly turned around and smiled as he was enveloped in a brotherly hug.

"Hey man, how are you doin'? How was your vacation?"

"I'm doing well and the vacation was fantastic, just what I needed. I'm one hundred percent relaxed and replenished, all my batteries have been recharged." He said with a laugh. Kurt quickly looked at his brothers' appearance and let out a scoff.

"And looks like your "battery" was recharged as well." He shook his head and opened a box that held his salad and sat down as he started eating.

Finn scrunched his eyebrows in confusion.

"What are you talking about?"

Kurt flung a piece of lettuce at Finn.

"Next time you have sex in the middle of the afternoon in your office remember to tuck in your shirt and fix your hair, you're so gross."

Finn's ears burned in embarrassment and turned around to fix his appearance.

"Ummm, sorry." He sat at his desk and started eating the food that was brought for him, though he knew Kurt would not change the subject.

"So who was it this time? The girl in accounting? The girl in HR? The receptionist? All of the above?" Kurt asked.

Finn smirked, "None of the above actually, it was the secretary, Tessa."

Kurt's nose wrinkled in distaste.

"Tessa? You could have at least gone for someone with a bit more class, and perhaps someone who's hair color doesn't come from a bottle. And I would advise to just not sleep with any employees at all, Finn. You're their boss now, any hook ups could easily turn into a sexual harassment claim and that would be terrible for you. You have to be professional here and having sex with a skanky secretary in your office is the opposite of that. That being said, I think you should fire her and get an assistant that will actually help you get your job done and get your life in order. You should not hire any people based on how hot they are because you will sleep with them and ruin any chances of professionalism in this company that your father worked very hard to build. I love you, even though we don't share the same blood or last name I think of you as a real brother and as your brother I can't let you sabotage your career due to your juvenile tendencies. "

Finn stared at Kurt wide eyed, not really expecting a rant like that.

"Whoa…that was…very direct. And kind of intense. I thought we were just going to have a nice meal and instead you came to yell at me at how terrible I am at my job." Finn laughed trying to inject a bit of humor to the tension that was filling the room.

Kurt sighed and looked at Finn.

"I'm sorry. I just want to help, really. Sometimes it can come out in an aggressive way, you know me. Though I'm serious about firing that Tessa girl, she's of no help. Do you know what she was doing when I walked in from the elevator? Watering the little tree by the window. The PLASTIC tree by the window! Like I said before you need an assistant that will do just that, assist with your job. Not flirt with you or fornicate in your office or water things that aren't even alive."

Finn blew out a big breath and tossed his trash in the nearby garbage can. He leaned back in his chair and ran his fingers through his hair in thought.

"Yeah, I know. You're right about everything. I gotta get my shit in gear around here; it's a lot more overwhelming than I thought. I guess I wasn't as prepared as I thought I was. And I agree about the assistant thing, I was actually thinking about that earlier. I need someone around that'll help and keep me in check and kind of pick up the slack. But I might have a little trouble finding someone to do that." His eyes brightened and threw a paper clip at Kurt's forehead.

"Ow! What the hell? What?"

"Can you help me with that, man? You're good at judging people and seeing if they're good workers, can you help me hire an assistant? I'll owe you big time, I swear. Please? Please, please, please?"

Kurt gave him an annoyed look.

"Finn, though I'm flattered that you think I'm a good judge of character, you know how busy I am with my own job. Interviewing and choosing a proper assistant can take weeks, I don't have that kind of time."

Finn knew it would be tough to get Kurt to help him so he brought out the big guns. He shot his brother the best puppy eyes he could muster and pouted his lips a bit.

"Please, Kurt. I'll give you anything you want. You name it. I'll let you have complete control over who to hire too. Come on man, be a good bro."

Kurt let out a groan and stood up to throw away the remnants of his lunch and took out a bottle of water out of Finn's mini fridge.

"Fine. I'll do it on two conditions, you owe me an all-inclusive weekend at that spa that I love and I get to hire whoever I want. Even if it's some ugly, eighty year old lady that smells like mothballs, you got it?"

Finn got up and gave Kurt a big hug.

"Deal. Thanks man. It means a lot. So how about I send out an email to HR and have them start pulling resumes for whoever qualifies and tell them to send them to you. That way you can start interviewing as soon as you can. Oh! Before you leave I gotta give you a message, one of the lawyers called a few days ago asking for you saying something about not getting your number when you guys talked a few weeks ago. I think his name was Blaine, you know him?"

Kurt blushed a deep red and faltered a moment.

"Oh yeah, Blaine, he uh, we- uh, we met at the board meeting last month, when I went with Carole. I saw him at a restaurant having dinner with a friend a few weeks ago and we happened to chat for a bit. I guess we forgot to exchange numbers. It's whatever."

Finn noticed the change in his brother's demeanor, usually all put together and now with the mention of Blaine he turned into a blushing, stuttering, weirdo. He instantly knew what was going on so he grinned like mad and poked Kurt on the shoulder.

"Holy shit, you like this guy! Oh my god, this is awesome. Are you guys like gonna go on a date or something? Is that why he called you? I gotta meet this guy, size him up, and see if he's a good fit for you. What does he look like? Is he big like me? Is he high maintenance like you? Is he like able to defend himself, you know, in case he gets mugged or something? Does he li-"

He gets cut off by Kurt slapping his arm, whose face is even redder than before.

"Shut up! It's not like that! I barely know him, ok? I might like him as a person but don't get ahead of yourself. And if this potential friendshipever turns into something else I can assure you that you'll be the last person to meet him. You're so embarrassing whenever you meet a guy I date."

Finn feigns a wounded look, pretending that he's been insulted.

"I'm not embarrassing! I just like getting to know the dude my brother goes out with, is that a crime? So what if I also try to see if they're thick skinned or not? You gotta find out one way or another and I like to joke around. Not my fault one of them takes it personally."

Kurt lets out a scoff.

"You asked my ex-boyfriend if anyone had ever told him he had a meerkat face!"

Finn shrugged. "Look at pictures of him. All I can see is meerkat."

"You also asked him if he knew the words to "Under the Sea" and if he had any hot red head friends named Ariel." Kurt said dryly.

"His name was Sebastian! I couldn't resist. Who would be able to? And if I was the first person to make Little Mermaid references because of his name, well, he's clearly been hanging out with the wrong people." Finn took out a bottle of beer from the fridge, uncapped it and took a swig. "Just give the dude a call back, set up a date, have him pick you up at the apartment and it'll be fine. I won't even drag it out like I did with the meerkat douchebag. I mean you guys practically already had the first date from what I hear so the second one should be smooth sailing."

Kurt groaned and rubbed his temples in irritation.

"We did not have dinner together; we talked for a very short time. We weren't even alone! His roommate Rachel was there, so it was a conversation between the three of us. And as you already know we didn't even exchange numbers, it was the other way around now that I think about it. I didn't get his number, instead I got Rachel's number." His eyes suddenly widened and he jumped up from his seat. "Rachel! Oh my god I totally forgot about Rachel! It'll be Rachel!" He quickly ran over to Finn's desk and sat down at the computer, furiously typing away.

"Whoa, what the hell dude? Sure, go ahead, take over my desk and feel free to use my computer. No need to ask." Finn said sarcastically. "And who the hell is Rachel? Why did you just freak out and yell out her name like three times?"

Kurt ignored him for a couple more minutes as he finished typing. When he finished he got up and took a big swig from his bottle of water, a smile plastered on his face.

"Sorry, I just had to email the HR department asking them to pull out a specific resume, because I, dear brother of mine, already found you an assistant."

Finn's eyebrows scrunched together in confusion.

"What? How? You did that in less than five minutes? Shit, are you a wizard or something?"

He watched as his dapper young brother crossed his arms smugly and sat on the arm of a chair.

"Rachel Berry, the girl I mentioned, is Blaine's best friend and roommate. She was there at the restaurant with him and she mentioned that she's been unemployed since she graduated from college in the spring. She's been having a lot of trouble competing with the hundreds of people out there in the job hunt so I told her that if I saw an opening here that I'd do my best to get her in. She already sent a resume a few months ago to the HR department but never got an interview. So now, I'm going to be a life saver and call her for an interview. Although the interview is just a formality, she's getting the job for sure. I'm positive her resume will prove that she'd be a great employee and worthy of the job."

Finn grinned and gave his brother a sly look.

"Yeah, that and you'll be scoring major points with Blaine, right? I like your style, Bro. Hire his best friend, make him see that you're a good dude, and BAM! He's got hearts in his eyes and you've got yourself a new boyfriend." He laughs as Kurt slaps him on the arm.

"Knock it off, I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart. I don't have an ulterior motive. She seems like a sweet girl and we have some things in common, I think we'll be good friends. I'm not doing this to win over Blaine."

The older sibling raises his eyebrows disbelievingly as if saying "yeah right".

Kurt blushes slightly.

"Ok, so I have a TINY glimmer of hope that this will land me a first date. But seriously, I am doing it because I want to help her out. A date with Blaine will simply be the icing on the cake, that's all."

Finn chuckles at his brother's ever present romanticism and walks over to him and pats him on the back.

"Sounds good, bud. Well I gotta go take a piss, are you staying a little while longer or are you taking off?"

Kurt looks at his watch and starts collecting his things.

"I think I'll get going, I gotta pick up some garment bags at the theatre and then I gotta call Rachel to set up the interview. If Patty calls or replies about the resume just tell her to email it to me, ok?"

Finn scratches his head and ponders for a moment.

"Uhh, who's Patty?"

Kurt stops in the doorway and sighs deeply.

"Oh dear god, I'm going to hit you. Patty is the HR girl! Finn! You gotta learn the names of your employees! Not their boobs or ass. Geez. Well, I'm leaving; I'll see you at the family dinner on Friday. I'll let you know then when the interview with Rachel will be scheduled so that you can sit in while it takes place, ok?"

"Yeah, yeah. You know I'm no good with names. I'll try harder though. And sounds good, see you later." He says as he waves at his brother.

Before he leaves the office Kurt pops his head back in quickly.

"Oh and in the email I sent to Patty I told her to send Tessa a notice of termination. Sooo, good luck with that." Knowing full well the girl will freak out, and then he makes a speedy exit.

Finn lets out a loud groan.

"Damnit Kurt!"


Kurt giddily leaves the office building and starts heading towards the nearby dry cleaners. He fishes through his things until he finds his phone so that he can make the very important call. He dials the number as he crosses the street and listens to the countless rings waiting for her to pick up. Sighing when he only gets her voicemail he waits until he hears the tone and leaves a message.

"Hi Rachel! It's Kurt Hummel, we met at a restaurant a couple weeks ago when you were having dinner with Blain and I hope you don't think I had forgotten about our little deal regarding any available job openings over at HP. I was away on vacation for a little bit which is why it took so long to get back to you so I apologize. That's why I'm calling, because I, Miss Berry have snagged you a position here at the company as an assistant. Now we just need to schedule an interview so call me back and let me know when you're available, but the job is pretty much yours. That is if you want it. So just call me back as soon as you can, ok? I'll talk to you soon. Bye!"

He has a good feeling about this girl.


I know i said Finn and Rachel would meet in this chapter but sometimes my fingers have a mind of its own and don't follow what i had in mind. haha. But it will happen in the next chapter, i swear, which i hope will be up soon.

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