Author's Note: This is the sequel from Boys Chillin Gone Wrong.
If you don't want to read the original because it has 134 chapters, fear not for I shall provide a short recap for you.
If you don't want the recap and you just want to read, then feel free to skip this shit.
Estimate Reading Time: 25 Minutes
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Villager had a birthday party. Link, Villager, Ness, Lucas, Luigi, Mario, Sonic, C. Falcon, Ike/R. Ike, and Pit were there.
Paluntena showed up and turned Kirby into a hot chick.
Everyone became horny for sexy Kirby.
Luigi and Mario kissed her.
Kirby finds out that she still has her copy ability but she has to kiss people to get it.
She knows that won't slide for the tournaments so Little Mac teaches her how to box.
Little Mac falls in love with Kirby.
Link wants to help Kirby understand what it's like to be human.
He falls for her.
Mario and Luigi are paranoid that Kirby is going to tell their girlfriends about the kiss.
They discuss getting rid of her in a public space which is in a giant ass garden in smash.
Sonic hears it and calls them out.
Mario has a bellosum and it uses sleep powder on him.
The Mario bros kidnaps Sonic and hides him in a cave in a Mountain called Melee Mountain (Which is not apart of smash grounds)
Mario starts telling smashers that the pink haired chick (AKA Kirby) is not Kirby and that she's an imposter who killed Kirby.
Ness hears this and is like wtf that's not true.
Ness tries to foil Mario's plans, but ends up getting kidnapped because he found Luigi in the bar crying which made Ness let his guard down thinking he can trust the green plumber.
Sonic and Ness are trapped in a cave together and they can't get out because the shackles block their powers.
Link is horny for Kirby, but Zelda gets in the way (Link and Zelda are still dating)
Zelda threatens to kill herself if Link dumps her.
Kirby and Little Mac start dating.
Gordon Ramsay (yes you heard that right) gets digitized to smash so he can film a special episode of Kitchen Nightmares to help Kawasaki with his restaurant.
Gordon Ramsay overhears Mario and Luigi's convo talking about how they kissed Kirby.
Gordon calls them on their bullshit.
Mario and Luigi kidnap him and even Kawasaki as well.
Sonic, Gordon, and dumbass Kawsaki bully Ness in the cave episodes.
Mario feeds his prisoners who he calls pets, cat food.
Dark Pit tries to kill Kirby because he thinks she's an imposter. She beats the fuck outta him and they're cool now, but he's in the hospital.
The Grand Christmas Smash Tourney starts.
Kirby fights in the tournament and gets far but doesn't win.
Mario cloned Sonic and Ness. The clones are his watchers and they take down Metaknight.
Mario puts a parasite inside of Metaknight making him a dumb hillbilly.
Clone Ness lures Lucas inside Mario's bunker. Mario brainwashes him into forgetting about Villager's party.
After some time Mario thinks it's time for Clone Ness to take the real Ness's place.
Lucas is successfully brainwashed and thinks the clone is 100% the real Ness.
Clone Ness acts nothing like the original and starts sleeping around.
Clone Ness starts dating Leaf.
Kirby gets kidnapped by Villager.
Villager left a note for Simon who was looking for Kirby because he's in love with her by the way.
He goes to the mountain where the fake Kirby letter asked him to go.
He ends up finding the cave where Ness, Sonic, Kawasaki, and Gordon fucking Ramsay are held at.
Villager pops up outta nowhere and drags him away into the darkness.
Some shit happens with Zelda and she tries to kill herself. She fails and people think Link did it so a whole ass trial happens.
Mario calls Mickey for assistance to take over smash.
Now that Kirby went missing, Little Mac thinks Kirby dumped his ass.
Kirby according to the letter she dropped definitely made by Villager, told him that she went to Popstar.
Little Mac goes to space with hillbilly Metaknight.
Hillbilly Metaknight makes it to Popstar and ends up killing his loyal knights.
Little Mac and Hillbilly Metaknight fight and Little Mac ends up taking the halberd but is lost in space.
It's ok though because Samus who is dating Clone Sonic by the way goes on a space date and finds Popstar.
Hillbilly Metaknight tells them that Little Mac took his ship.
Samus found Little Mac lost in space. It was super easy barely an inconvenience. She's a bounty hunter so she was able to locate him.
They go back home.
Mario grabs Metaknight. He takes the parasite off of him and brainwashes the blueberry tart the old fashion way. Now he's loyal to Mario and not a dumb hillbilly.
Mario proposes to Peach. Their wedding day is public and everyone plans for it.
Nana has a crush on Clone Ness. (She doesn't know he's the clone. Neither does any of Ness's friends.)
At a party, Clone Ness flirts with an Inkling girl (The one with pink hair and a hat. It's one of the skins in smash.)
Nana secretly recorded them and threatened Clone Ness if he doesn't sleep with her then she'll show Leaf (She knows they're dating.)
He's blackmailed into sleeping with her.
This happens another time, but what should've been the third time, he destroys her phone using PK Flash on it and now he's free.
Luigi is down bad for Ness because he lost touch with reality. He breaks up with Daisy and he decides to go visit Ness in the cave.
He tries to have his way with him but luckily Ness was able to knock him out with a wine bottle.
Clone Ness starts dating both Leaf and Lucas.
Clone Ness while dating two people sleeps with the Inkling name Tina who the real Ness has a crush on.
Luigi finds out Ness escaped and then thinks the Clone Ness is the real Ness. So he rapes Clone Ness.
After that Clone Ness starts to change and realizes what he's doing is wrong, but he's afraid to tell the truth so he continues to lie to everyone because if he says anything, Mario who is pretty much his father, will kill him.
Leaf finds out that Clone Ness slept with Nana and breaks up with him.
Pit and Dark Pit think Villager is sus and finds out he kidnapped Kirby. They try to help but Villager beats them both, sending them to the hospital.
Kirby tricks Villager and is able to escape.
Villager hunts her down. He finds her and she beats the shit out of him.
She leaves him beaten in the lost woods.
Mickey comes in hours later and turns Villager into a Cyborg.
She finds Little Mac and tells him what happened.
Everyone thinks the sexy pink haired chick is the enemy, so Kirby becomes a fugitive.
Her new goal is to go to the Travel Machine (A place where people can travel to smash from other games and even the real world. That's how Gordon got in.)
Her and Little Mac fight her way there, but she ends up accidentally killing Pokemon along the way.
Yes, she killed Red's Charizard and after that, he was never the same. (Post Charizard death his voice sounds like Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead.)
She is able to escape back to Popstar using the travel machine, but Little Mac couldn't make it because Metaknight fights him.
Metaknight wins and was going to dispose of his body but Peach says she'll take Little Mac to the hospital.
Little Mac wakes up in the hospital and finds out that Pit and Dark Pit are there.
Doctors don't know what to do with Pit since his wings got axed off. He's dying.
Little Mac helps Dark Pit rescue Pit from the incompetent doctors. Dark Pit was able to escape with Pit, but not Little Mac. Instead he got arrested and sent to jail.
Dark Pit contacts Palutena and she grants him the power of flight.
He tells Palutena to get out of vacation and turn Kirby back into his puffball form.
She agrees and tells him she'll be on her way there.
Dark Pit finally reaches his destination and heals Pit's wings, but now they can't get into contact with Palutena.
They're stuck in a floating spring in space.
Ness escapes the cave by degloving his hand. :D
He tries to heal it back but he doesn't have enough PP.
He runs away from the cave because he heard Mario's Ho-Oh.
Mario finds out Ness escaped, so he hunts him down using his Arcanine track his scent.
Mario finds him and they fight for a bit. Ness is able to escape and he finds a cabin in the woods.
He knocks and Simon opens the door.
Ness stays with Simon for the night. Turns out Simon is a Wendigo and eats people, so Ness once again escapes.
Then Mario comes out of nowhere to try to kill him. However, Simon The Wendigo Belmont interrupts their fight.
Meanwhile Kirby is on a mission to go find her warpstar since calling it doesn't work. She goes through levels to get there and even finds Suzie (from Planet Robobot) who helps her throughout her mission.
They get to their destination but Metaknight interrupts them. They fight and Suzie sacrifices herself creating a giant explosion.
Kirby is able to make it to the fountain of dreams. She fights her warpstar and then kisses turning into Nova Kirby.
Metaknight shows up and immediately loses to Nova Kirby.
While that's happening, Mario and Ness deal with Simon the wendigo.
Mario ends up dropping his Pokeballs all over the place.
Simon eats Mario's Arcanine.
Simon was about to eat Mario, but Ness saved him.
Ness sends out one of Mario's Pokemon and it's an Eevee. Completely useless.
Simon and Ness fight. The Eevee gets in the way and almost dies. Ness, using the last bit of his strength, was able to beat the wendigo.
The Eevee leads Ness back to the mansion. Turns out there's a barrier because the hands made that so that the imposter wouldn't get through.
Palutena shows up and let's Ness in since she's stamped. You need to be stamped to get through the barrier.
Ness tries to plan with Palutena but she's not having it.
She leaves him to fix the problem herself.
Ness lays low and gathers info about what's been going on.
While Ness is undercover, the guilt starts to slowly get to Clone Ness making the clone feel sorry for all the things he's done.
While Ness is undercover, he runs into some old friends here and there.
He bumps into Luigi, and the green plumber tries to rape him. He almost does but Eevee, who Ness named Lucky, turned into an Espeon and saved the day.
Ness pretends he's the clone and gets inside Mario's bunker for a meeting.
He learns about core fluid and how Mario wants to take over smash. His words: Make Smash Great Again.
Mickey and Mario created a gun infused with core fluid to absorb The Hands with.
Mario wants smash to only be Nintendo characters again that doesn't involve Kirby and Earthbound because he really really really HATES NESS.
Ness breaks into Mario's room to find the keys to the cuffs to break his cave mates out.
He successfully does find the key however he also wants to grab that gun to ruin Mario's plans.
He goes to the bunker but doesn't see the gun. Instead he grabs a cube fused with a little bit of core fluid.
As he leaves, Clone Sonic finds out he's not Clone Ness. They fight and Ness accidentally erases Clone Sonic from existence.
He's about to leave, but he dropped the key somewhere.
He bumps into Leaf and he finds out she's pregnant with the Clone Ness's child which is also his because they share the same DNA :)
He freaks out and tells her that she's been dating the clone.
Lucas and Clone Ness enter the scene.
Ness beats the shit out of Clone Ness and forces him to tell the truth.
He does and they don't believe him at first, but Ness brings up core memories between him and Lucas.
Leaf and Lucas are too stunned to move.
Ness doesn't kill his clone and instead forces the clone to side with him. Which the clone gladly accepts because he hates Mario too.
They travel to Melee Mountain together and bond a little. Clone Ness renames himself Nate.
As they are on their way to the cave Simon The Wendigo Belmont returns and they work together to kill him for good.
They enter the cave and free the prisoners.
During the Ness adventure, Mario's wedding finally happens. However, he uses robot Mario to distract everyone while he goes off and betrays Mickey who is assigned to shoot the hands with a gun.
Mario ends up shooting Mickey and absorbing him inside the gun.
Mario returns to the wedding and then proceeds to shoot himself in the head gaining the power of Mickey, The Hands, and Core fluid.
Sonic, Ness, Nate, Gordon, and Kawasaki head back to the mansion to find out it's infested with purple zombie smashers.
They fight their way to the elevator to the Travel Machine to return Gordon back to his world, but end up taking the wrong one.
They find themselves in a jail where Little Mac, Luigi, and Nana are held captive.
Nana tried to attack Popo for deleting the video of her and Nate fucking. Popo ended up getting help and the guards were called on her. That's why she's in jail.
Ness and Nate beat the fuck out of Luigi.
The group frees Little Mac.
While the group tries to go to the actual elevator, Kawasaki gets bit.
Things get wild and Ness ends up sacrificing himself by distracting the zombies.
As the rest approach the elevator Gordon gets grabbed.
Little Mac sacrifices himself to save Gordon.
They make it to the Travel Machine room, but the machine is down.
Gordon stays behind, while Sonic and Nate try to find Mario so they can defeat him and restore Smash.
As they took the stairs up, a bunch of zombie smashers got them but instead of consuming their flesh, they brought the two to Mario's lair.
Mario didn't want to watch Ness turn into a zombie because he wanted to personally torture him.
He tells his zombies to bring Ness to the Final Destination stage.
Ness wakes up in a white room. He sees Purple Zombie Lucas.
Zombie Lucas attacks him, but Ness refuses to hurt him.
Zombie Lucas beat him down. He was about to finish Ness off, but Sonic came to the rescue and killed Lucas thinking it was Mario.
Mario used a spell on Sonic thinking that Lucas was Mario.
Ness saw that Sonic killed Lucas and he got really angry. He fought Sonic and almost killed the hedgehog but couldn't.
Mario took down the illusion and both Sonic and Ness found themselves in the Final Destination Stage.
Mario tortures Nate in front of the two.
They tried fighting Mario, but he beat Sonic down like he's nothing.
When odds were against them Kirby comes to the rescue.
Mario turns both Nate and Ness into his purple puppets.
Despite 3 against one, Nova Kirby ends up beating the core power out of Mario.
The Hands and Mickey return.
The Hands restore everyone that was affected by the purple.
Mario and Luigi get factory reset.
The Hands tell everyone what happened and that Kirby is a hero.
Kirby turns back into her ball form, but later Peach gives Kirby the crown mushroom, so she can switch to a woman any time.
Gordon goes back to the Material World.
Nate without saying goodbye to Lucas and Leaf goes to Onett to find himself.
The story ends off with Nate returning back a year later for a week's stay. They talk about how life has been.
Although even though it's a happy ending, for Ness there's still a lot of drama and personal growth he has to face.
There we have it, folks. This sequel is a deep dive on Ness's drama since his clone over complicated everything. Will things go back to normal or will life for Ness deteriorate?
Author's Note: So much happens in the first story. I couldn't get everything. I'm not the best at recaps, so sorry if you're still confused and shit.
With the Sequel I'm going to try to make it easy to read. The first one is a little… Meh. It can be hard to follow, so my goal is to really improve on keeping everything organized.