First chapter of this new AU story! I hope you all enjoy this new AU and please try to be nice cause hate reviews are not welcome here
Chapter 1: Welcome to the show
When someone thinks of the afterlife, some imagine being welcomed to the pearly gates of heaven, meeting your loved ones and being freed from sins, however cause of sin, not many even make it to Heaven, instead, most of humankind are sent to hell when they die, even if you think you haven't done much, sin is still sin in the eyes of the afterlife.
Thankfully, Hell isn't as bad as the local churches claimed to be, instead of the burning brimstone and demons torturing sinners like the priests up there have told you, it was basically a normal looking place, only the sky was red, and cities and towns were abundant to house the many sinners and demons living in hell.
However, it was far from being a good place, as sinners were still people who did bad things, some even still did those things after death.
Even so, the only other problem Hell had besides its inhabitants, was the overabundance of its populace, because so many humans are sent to Hell and become sinners, Hell would get overpopulated, when Heaven got word of this, they had a solution, however this solution was by far the most horrible thing ever thought on.
Heaven would send an army of ruthless, murderous angels called Exorcists, to kill any sinner in sight, no matter of age, health or anything. In their eyes, sinners were worth nothing and should be slain on the spot.
However, 1 resident of Hell thought this was beyond unfair and wanted things to change, this resident was none other than the daughter of Lucifer himself, her name was Charlie Morningstar, the Princess of Hell.
Speaking of said princess, she was walking through the most well known city in the Pride ring of Hell, Pentagram City, for you see it had just been a day after a recent extermination, the yearly time the exorcists come down to slay any sinner in sight to reduce the population, she was walking around to see if she could be of help to any sinners, however any who she did find rejected help either because they were too prideful to accept help or just didn't like her in general.
As Charlie kept walking, she passed an alleyway when she heard something in the dark alley, "Huh?" she wondered as she walked in to hear better, when she heard whimpering, similar to a dog would, she walked further in to see what it could be, before she saw what was making the noise.
Hiding what looked to be an empty crate was a hellhound, specifically a hellhound pup, he had white fur with dark gray fur on his shoulders, arms, hands and feet, long and messy blonde hair with small black streaks, a long tail that has streaks of blonde fur in the dark gray tip of the tail, he also has small scar patterns in his fur in random parts of his body with a crater like scar on his muzzle, his eyes were red much like many hellhounds and had tears coming from them.
"Hello?" she asked gently, scaring the hellhound pup as he bumped his head in the crate and scrambled out.
"S-STAY BACK!" He yelled.
"H-Hey it's ok, I'm not going to hurt you" Charlie said, trying to calm the hellhound down as the pup looked unsure.
"Y-Your not?" he asked.
"Of course not" Charlie said as she observed his current attire, a torn up black shirt, brown shorts and he was slightly limping with his left leg, "Your hurt" she stated.
The hellhound pup tried to hide his limping, even though it hurt to walk, "I-I'm fine" he said, in a shy tone.
"Listen, why don't you come with me? I can get you some medicine and some bandages, then we can try and find your parents" Charlie explained, which he flinched at the mention of his parents.
"Th-That will be impossible…I don't know my dad and my mom…my mom is…" the hellhound pup said as more tears fell as he tried rubbing them away, Charlie then realized what the pup meant.
"Oh no…I-I'm so sorry" she said as she got closer and knelt down by him, "Listen, I know its hard, but you can't be out here, especially like this, I can take you up to my hotel and get you all cleaned up and all better, how does that sound?" Charlie asked.
The hellhound pup rubbed away his tears, he knew he had nowhere to go now and with how much he had been running since the extermination started and with his injuries, he knew he wouldn't last much longer, so with a sad look in his eyes, he nodded to Charlie.
She smiles before helping the hellhound up, picking him up as she walked out of the alley way with the hellhound pup in her arms, "So, what's your name little fella?"
"I-I'm Kenny" the hellhound, Kenny spoke up.
"Thats a nice name, I'm Charlie"
As they left the alleyway, the tower that had the countdown for the next extermination resetted from 000 to a new year's worth of days, counting down till the next extermination.
3 YEARS LATER
3 years, so much can happen in 3 years, Charlie never expected her life to change so much after her meeting with Kenny, let alone becoming his new mother.
That's right, Charlie Mornignstar had decided to adopt Kenny after the hellhound had been staying at her hotel for over a month with her, after helping him heal psychically and emotionally, the two were basically inseparable.
Things only got better when a year after Kenny was adopted did Charlie bring a new resident, being a gray skinned and very injured sinner by the name of Vaggie, she was treated and cared for by Charlie and Kenny and a few months later, Vaggie was healed and surprisingly, Charlie's girlfriend, which Kenny didn't mind as in his words.
"Now I got two moms!"
Time went on as Charlies personal project, her Happy Hotel to redeem sinners was underway, as after another year, Charlie finally got her first real resident to join the hotel to become redeemed, that being a spider sinner demon by the name of Angel Dust, who was a famous porn star in Hell.
At first Vaggie was opposed to letting a porn star be around the hotel, especially around Kenny, but thankfully it was shown the spider sinner wasn't a problem around the hellhound, in fact it seemed Kenny and Angel didn't have any real problems, especially when Angel Dust practically moved into the hotel.
Speaking of said sinner, the scene changes to a random street in Pentagram city, just after Extermination Day, many of the local sinners gather what's left and go on their ways, just then a new sinner falls from the sky and on the street, the sinner was a basic imp looking sinner with charcoal black skin and horns.
"Huh? I'm alive? I'M ALIVE!" However he was soon cut off by a car instantly running him over, the car parked by a sidewalk as the passenger door opened, letting out Angel Dust as he stood to his full height.
Angel Dust has a slender build and is very tall, standing around 8 feet with his heel boots on, His fur is white and he has a mop of fluffy white hair that extends from both the front and back of his head, with splotches of light pink. He also has a light pink heart on the back of his head, and a light pink outline of a heart encircling his chest that the bottom point extends down to his crotch area, his body was covered by a pink and white striped button up shirt, His arms have light pink stripes that additionally his top set have light pink forearms with white fingers and his second set have white forearms and light pink fingers, he was wearing long arm pink gloves on his top set of arms while his bottom set of arms have long arm white gloves
His irises are cerise pink while his right eye has a light yellow sclera and left eye has a dark sclera. His eyelids are light pink and the color extends up to his eyebrows. He has three cerise pink dots under each of his eyes, which are intended to evoke freckles, although they are actually another set of smaller eyes. He also has a wide mouth full of sharp, pointed teeth and possesses a single golden fang
"Thanks for the ride toots" the driver of the car said to Angel, the driver was a sinner who looked like a black feline like creature with a flat face and black fedora.
"Yeah yeah listen, keep this discreet you hear me?" Angel said as he adjusted his hair and outfit, "I can't let it get out I'm offering my services to randos on the street, it was a quick cash grab, you got it?" Angel said with a snap of his fingers and a smile to the driver.
"Pft! Whatever you say slut! Hahahaha" the driver said, clearly not caring.
"Oh ouch! What an insult!" Angel said sarcastically as he leaned to the sinner who was clearly intimidated now, "Lemme know when you come up with something creative to call me you sack of holy packaged horse shit!" Angel said as he got in the sinner's face, "Tell the misses I said hi" he then planted a kiss on the sinner's cheek, "Schnookums~" Angel teased, which pissed the sinner off before the car drove away recklessly, leaving Angel on the sidewalk.
The Porn star looked around before he took notice of a vending machine, he walked over and chose his selected drug…yes it's a vending machine for drugs, this is hell, get used to it.
The drug he selected was the same as his hell name, Angel Dust, he grabbed the bag of powder from the machine before another sinner ran by and grabbed it.
"Hey!" Angel called out.
"Up yours drag show-" before the sinner could get far, a large piece of debris fell on the sinner.
"Oh my god!" Angel exclaimed as he got close, and picked up the clearly ripped open bag, with the drugs gone to the wind, "My drugs! Damn it!" Angel yelled in anger before noticed where the debris came from, it was the result of a well known sinner in Hell who was currently attacking the city with a steampunk styled airship with many weapons also steampunk themed, with also a touch of snake theme mixed in.
Inside the airship, many creatures that resembled cracked eggs in black and yellow stripes suits and hats were working hard and keeping the ship in shape while in the air, while the pilot of the ship was steering it and laughing maniacally, the sinner looked like a black snake man with the underbelly of his serpentine body and tail being yellow with red eyes along it, he had long fangs and red eyes with a cobra hood on his neck and head with red eyes in the hood too, he wore a black suit shirt and a black top hat on his head with the hat having a red eye on it
The snake sinner laughed maniacally while many of the egg creatures worked on the inner mechanisms of his ship.
"Those other cowardly Sssinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover, a wise decision, the power of my machines are unmatched!" He said as he pulled some levers on his console, moving his airship along in the red skies, "No other Demon can compare to the likes of I!
"Gee, that was pretty swell boss!" one of the egg creatures said as the snake demon smiled smugly.
"Yeah!"
"You really showed them what for!"
"I liked when you shot them with your ray gun!" this one egg creature got slapped away by his boss as he got too close for comfort.
"I wish he'd shoot ME with his ray gun" another egg said sadly while another comforted him, the sinner was always weirded out by his minions.
The sinner rolled his eyes before getting back to topic, "At this rat, I will seize control of the entire west side of the pentagram by days end, and nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grasp!" The sinner said as he held one of the eggs with his tail while slowly crushing it, not to end its life of course since he needed these minions.
Several of the egg minions cheered for him, even popping open some champagne.
"Hell will be mine, and everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-"
"Edgelord!"
The loud shout interrupted the sinner as he was furious someone cut him off, "Pardon?! Who said that?!" he then looked to the nearest pair of eggs he thought interrupted him.
"What did you say to me, you fried chicken fetuses! Sssspeak up!" he demanded with his snake lisp, due to becoming a snake themed sinner as he was prime to hissing uncontrollably when speaking.
"That wasn't us mister boss man" said one egg before something crashed through the airships window screen, the sinner and eggs looked to see it was a small round pink bomb with a black skull and crossbones on it with a ignited fuse which, before anyone could react the bomb exploded with pink smoke clouding the room.
Leaping through the broken window and the smoke was another sinner, and it was a woman, her skin was white with black freckles along her shoulders and face with a large single red eye with a white X as the pupil, her hair was pink, long and tied into a large ponytail at the top which faded into blonde hair, almost resembling a lit bomb wick, her outfit consisted of torn red crop top which showed her midriff with a black bra shown from her cleavage, red shorts, a red heeled boot on her right foot and a white and red sneaker on the left foot with ripped black leggings.
"You lookin' for a fight, old man?" The cyclops sinner asked as she tossed a bomb in her hand.
"Why don't you get that tinker toy BULLSHIT out of my turf before I smash it!" just as she said that a large component from the ceiling falls and smashes next to her, "More~".
"Oh!, you want to go missy?! Well I'm happy to oblige!" the snake sinner said as he laughed maniacally while many of the egg boiz arm themselves with steampunk style weapons, crowbars, pipes and one even grabbing a baseball bat.
The scene then changes to the news broadcast, with the logo showing the title of the news show being 666 NEWS before it shows the hosts of the show, one a white skinned sinner with blonde hair, very skinny body, a red dress and pearl necklace, she had red eyes with white pupils, the sinner next to her wore a gray suit with a WW2 gas mask covering his face with a tuft of blonde hair shown above the mask.
"Good afternoon I'm Katie Killjoy" said the female sinner
"And I'm Tom Trench" said the gas masked sinner, "Chaos in Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side, between notable Kingpin Sir Pentious" as Tom explained a picture of the snake demon, Sir Pentious, appeared with the snake demon wearing a backwards cap and a skateboard
[AN: This just gives "How do you do fellow kids" vibes XD]
"And self proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!" then the picture changes to one of Cherri Bomb with pink flames behind her as she maniacally laughs.
"That's right Tom, after the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs!" Katie said as she clenched her hands with a snapping sound.
"Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory" as she explained, footage of the battle between Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb is shown, with Cherri being significantly better in close combat than Sir Pentious, who was using his minions and weapons.
"Those two seem to be really going at it huh?" Tom commented.
"Looks like they are fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot" Katie said as she pulled out a tooth and a nail, before proceeding to eat both as the camera panned away from her.
"I'd sure love to nail her hotspot" Tom said to the camera as a picture of Cherri showed.
"Oh you are a limp dick jackass Tom, or should I say…no dick" as Katie said this she took Tom's hot coffee and poured it on his crotch, to which the gas mask sinner instantly screamed in pain and fell to the floor.
"Up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hells head honcho, whos here to talk about her brand new passion project, all that and more after the break" she said as she crushed a mug in her hand before instantly glaring at Tom, "Oh suck it up you little shi-" soon the show cuts to commercial as the scene changes to backstage.
Backstage we see Charlie was preparing herself, as she was nervous about explaining her project to Hell.
In the room with her was her girlfriend Vaggie and their adopted hellhound son, Kenny.
Vaggie was wearing her Hotel uniform which was given to her by Charlie for helping in the Hotel, it was a red button up shirt with a black skirt, she also had gray stockings on with white slip on shoes, her hair was long and reached to her legs and oddly resembled moth wings, she wore a large red bow in her hair and had a red X over her left eye.
Kenny had changed much over the 3 years, as he wore a black face mask over his muzzle which had sharp teeth patterns over it, an orange sleeveless hoodie with a black shirt with a red H on the front of it and orange shorts, he had also grown a bit too due to his Hellhound genetics, he was only two feet smaller than Vaggie now, his hair also had grown out a bit.
Vaggie adjusted Charlie's uniform, which was now a red suit with a white shirt underneath with a black bow tie. "Ok, you remember what to say?" Vaggie asked Charlie.
Charlie took a deep breath before giving a determined look and smile, "Yes! Let's do this!".
Vaggie was still unsure however, "Look just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you"
"Come on Mom, you know she can do this" Kenny said as he sat on a nearby table.
"Kenny's right Vaggie, I know what to say, it's just, I don't know we need to make it sound more, exciting" Charlie said as she leaned on a concession table, "Oh, what if I-"
"Sing a song about it?" Vaggie asked
"You knew I was gonna say that" Charlie smiled at this as she booped Vaggie's nose.
"Uh are you sure about that Mom?" Kenny asked, "Don't get me wrong, I love your singing, but everyone else in hell, well…" Kenny hesitated to continue his sentence.
"Just don't sing Charlie, this is serious" Vaggie said, wanting her girlfriend to focus and not accidentally derail the moment.
"Well you both know I'm better expressing myself and my goals through song~" Charlie said as she stood on a table, while at said table, Charlie's little assistants, Razzle and Dazzle, who are small goat like demons wearing matching suits that were inverse of each other being red and black, were eating donuts that were on the table.
"But life isn't a musical hun" Vaggie said as Charlie frowned at this while jumping off the table.
"Fine, but I have these other ideas of what to say, the highlighted ones are the best ones!" Charlie said excitedly as she pulled out a list which Vaggie took and looked at.
"It's all highlighted" Vaggie said as she looked at it with Kenny peaking around her to look too.
"Is that a drawing of rainbows?" Kenny asked as Charlie went by Vaggie and hugged both her and Kenny together.
"Yes! That's the happy ending, see! Everyone is smiling and happy in heaven!" Charlie said happily as Vaggie and Kenny gave unsure looks, they supported Charlie and her goals, but the way she acted these out seemed childish at times.
"I don't think it's that simple, just please go with the talking points we went through together" Vaggie said before grabbing Charlie's arms and directing her sight to Vaggie, "and do, not, sing!"
"Ugh fine" Charlie said in defeat before smiling, "I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!" she said in a british accent which made Vaggie smile in amusement before Kenny walked up and hugged Charlie.
"Break a leg Mom" Kenny said as Charlie hugged him back.
"Thanks sweetie" Charlie said as she let go of the hug and walked over to Katie Killjoy who had finished reapplying makeup and had started smoking.
"Uh hi, I'm Charlie" Charlie introduced herself to Katie while extending a hand out for a handshake, who didn't look at all pleased at meeting her.
"Katie Killjoy" she said simply while crushing her cigarette, "I'd say it'd be a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie."
"And you can put that away" Katie said as Charlie looked confused, "I don't touch the gays, I have standards" she said cockily, not noticing Kenny, who had heard this due to his enhanced hearing, growling at her for that comment.
"Y-Yeah? How's that working out for ya?" Charlie asked nervously as she heard the stage set creak, seeing the TV set wasn't that well taken care of.
"Look, my time is money so I'll keep this short, your not here because we wanted you here, you're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment" Katie said as a sigh nearby showed a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer with a missing poster just being put underneath it by a Imp worker without Katie noticing.
"Oh no a messed up guy couldn't make it, how unfortunate" Kenny mumbled under his breath, hiding a bloody ninja star in his pocket, he definitely didn't have any involvement whatsoever.
"You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me" Katie said as she adjusted her hair, "I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about some tux wearing demon "princess" wants to advertise".
"But I-" Charlie began before being interrupted by Katie.
"So don't get cute with me or I'll fucking bury you!" Katie threatened
"And we're live in 5!" said the director as Katie rushed back to her seat.
"Welcome back!" She announced as she flipped her head, which snapped off with the neck hanging her head by a thread before she reattached it, "So Charlotte"
A spotlight then appears over Charlie as she is shat by Katie.
"Uh, its Charlie-"
"Whatever, tell us about this new passion project you've been consistently pestering our station about" Katie said with clear hatred and annoyance.
"Damn I knew this bitch was crazy but man she cannot chill" Kenny thought to himself.
"Well" Charlie started nervously, until she saw Vaggie and Kenny smiling to her and giving her thumbs up, Charlie smiles in return and took a deep breathe before continuing her sentence, "As most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everything around me, Hell is my home and you are my people"
Katie cleary didn't care for Charlie's goal as she impatiently messed with her pen, before seeing a slug and stabbed it with murderous intent.
"We, we just went through another extermination last night, we lost so many souls and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year and no one is given even a chance!" Charlie said as she slammed her fist on the table, which startled a drifting Katie, "I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence" she stood up from her seat and walked around the news desk.
"So I was thinking, isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell?, perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through, redemption?" she said as some sinners in the studio looked skeptical, "Well I think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve" Charlie said as she sat back in her seat, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"
However, the studio remained silent, Charlie expected even some sinners to at least cheer, but not a single sound as Katie just smirked evilly, finding this reaction appropriate.
"You know? Because hotels are for people, passing through, temporarily" Charlie said hesitantly, "I figured it would serve a purpose, a place to work towards redemption…yay" Charlie was getting anxious as she wanted so badly for someone to agree.
Meanwhile somewhere in Pentagram City, the news broadcast was shown in a TV store with some sinners watching, some looked mildly interesting while some just watched in amusement, however one sinner approached, and had a strange aura about him, as he showed a sharp toothy smile.
Back in the studio, Kenny and Vaggie looked in worry while a cameraman just snickered, "Pft, stupid bitch" instantly both Vaggie and Kenny gave him what for, with Vaggie punching him in the face and Kenny biting the guy's leg.
"L-Look, each and every one of you has something special deep inside you, I know you do" Charlie said, before every sinner in the studio started laughing at Charlie hysterically, Vaggie and Kenny saw Charlie was looking more anxious as Kenny growled, ready to rip some faces off if he needed to, but Vaggie quickly tried calming him down.
"What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have little to no proof that this little experiment works!" Katie said while still laughing, not noticing Charlie losing her anxious look, "You want people to be good, just, because?" she began laughing again in hysterics.
Charlie soon then gains a more determined look, "Well, we have a patron already! Someone who believes in our cause and has shown incredible progress!" Charlie said as some sinners stopped laughing while Katie and any others kept laughing, Katie soon stopped, thinking that this wouldn't change anything.
"Oh? And who might that be?" Katie asked.
"Oh, just someone named Angel Dust!" Charlie announced.
"The porn star?" Tom Trench asked from behind Katie before the latter glared at him.
"You fucking maggot Tom!" she said as Tom looked away nervously, "In any case, that's not even an accomplishment, I'm sure you can get that hooker to do anything with another booger sugar and lube" Katie said with a smirk.
"Oh I beg to differ!" Charlie said, which made Katie lose her smirk, "He's been behaved, clean and out of trouble for two weeks now" Charlie listed Angel's accomplishments with pride.
However, just as she said that, Katie got a breaking news alert from her ear piece, "Shh '' she simply said before pushing Charlie away aggressively, "We have just received word that a new player has just entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed" Katie said as live footage appeared in a corner of the broadcast.
The footage then shows Angel Dust joining in the fight as he chucks a grenade at some Egg boiz while laughing.
Kenny and Vaggie, who can see the footage from a nearby TV monitor, both face palm at this.
"God fucking dammit Angel"
"El stupido puta"
"Oh shit" Charlie winced.
"Oh shit indeed!" Katie said with evil glee, "Its seems the one to join the fight is none other than, Porn actor Angel Dust!" Katie said with mock gasp as she looked at Charlie, "What a Juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now" she and Tom start to laugh.
"No no no! Don't look at this!" Charlie said in a panicked state as she tried to block the view, which didn't work as she ended up behind the footage.
"Well it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival, tell us, how does it feel to be such a total failure?" Katie asked as she laughed hysterically again
"I mean how pathetic it is for you huh? Not only is your project is so fucking dumb, you and your gay as fuck partner there can't have kids, so you pick a damn hellhound from the streets as a pet! One that hides his ugly mug no doubt with that mask of his!" Katie said with the confidence of a schizophrenic nude in the streets, as she said that Charlie froze before giving one of the most hateful gals towards Katie, who was still yucking it up.
"Oh boy, Moms pissed" Kenny said as his ears flattened down like a dog does when in fear.
Charlie wasn't one to get mad that often, but when she did, you know your in for a bad time, her hands changed to sharp claws as she grew taller, her hair flowing wildly as 2 large red horns sprout from her head as her eyes changed to red with yellow and white sclera, even her teeth grew fangs as many sinners in the studio went from laughing, to becoming terrified.
Katie and Tom soon noticed the lack of laughter before Katie was suddenly grabbed at the neck by Charlie, who had small wisps of flames pouring off her form.
"Don't you DARE insult my son like that you bitch!" Charlie said as her voice echoed through the air before all hell broke loose, Katie glared as she showed off her full demon form, which was just an addition of 4 sharp spider legs from her sides before her and the Princess of Hell started duking it out.
"Oh shit hit the fan way too fast" Kenny said as he and Vaggie didn't know whether to break up the fight or let it go on
Meanwhile with Angel Dust, he was having the time of his life in the battle between Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb, he dived behind some rubble as cover while Cherri held a rocket launcher up and aimed it at the incoming eggs.
"Hey thanks for the back up Angie!" Cherri said.
"Haha! You kidding? This is the best action I've seen in ages!" Angel said as he chucked a grenade over the cover.
"Where you been anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit?!" she asked as explosions went off in the distance.
"Oh I wish!" Angel said as he lit a bomb for her, "I've been staying at this crappy hotel at the other side of town" he said as Cherri took the bomb with a smirk and threw it at more Egg boiz, "Some broads and their kid are letting me stay rent free if I play nice" he explained as the explosion from the bomb goes off, soon him and Cherri jumped over the cover and started fighting more eggs that came at them with melee weapons, Angel equipped himself with a baseball bat and an old fashioned tommy gun, from somewhere, while Cherri just went with hand to hand combat.
"You know no fights, no pranks, no "Problematic language", her words not mine" Angel said as he fired at more egg boiz, one got passed his bullet fire, which he stomped a piece of rubble on the ground which launched the egg boi in the air before he shot it in midair, its insides splatter over Angel in a yellow thick liquid, most likely egg yolk.
"These crazy bitches are no fun, I've been clean for two weeks!" Angel complained.
"Holy shit" Cherri said as she slid back from some egg boi, not believing her friend had been clean for that long.
"Well, sorta clean~" Angel teased as he wiped away the egg yolk off him before killing another egg boi with his baseball bat, "Just as clean as you can get before a shit load of bolivian marching powder!"
However before he could continue, Angel was suddenly captured in black chains before being flung away from Cherri and into some rubble, the one who chained him was Sir Pentious as the snake sinner approached Angel.
"Ooh~ harder daddy~!" Angel moaned out teasingly.
"Son?!" Sir Pentious replied, which confused Angel Dust before the snake sinner was kicked away by Cherri as she helped Angel out of the chains.
Sir Pentious got up as he growled and hissed angrily, his hood flaring out as his multiple eyes glared at the two sinners, "You whores have no classs!" Sir Pentious stated, "In war, the side remembered is the one with the most style!" he said as he pointed to his outfit and adjusted his bow tie.
"Or the side that ain't dead!" Cherri said as she tore an egg boi in half.
"Speaking of style, is your hat like, alive or something?" Angel asked as he rid the rest of the chains off him.
"Well that's NONE of your goddamn business, now is it?" Sir Pentious said angrily.
"Pfft, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?" Angel mocked with a smirk as he high fived Cherri.
One of the egg boiz even oooohed at this before being bonked by Sir Pentious.
"I'm going to blow you to bits!" Sir Pentious threatened.
"Mmm, Kinky~" Angel said in response.
"Oh not like that! Pervert!" Sir Pentious yelled.
However an egg boi got behind Angel and Cherri, the former noticing it had a large weapon of sorts and pushed Cherri away, before the weapon fired 4 black tendril-like arms that grabbed Angel's own four arms, restraining him as Sir Pentious approached him.
"Not so cocky now, are we?!" Pentious asked with an evil smirk.
"You know, you really gotta watch what comes out your mouth" Angel said which confused the snake demon, "I mean, I've been making these sex jokes the whole TIME!" Angel yelped at the end as Sir Pentious brought out a blade as the arms yanked his own out further.
"And it's obvious you ain't catching on" Angel continued as a new set of arms sprouted out from just above his hips, one holding another tommy gun, "I mean, it's just sick!" He yelled before he fired the gun, making the arms let go and Sir Pentious leaping back to dodge the bullets.
"So you think you're gonna get in a lot of trouble for this?" Cherri asked.
"Eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause?" Angel asked.
Back at the studio, literal hell broke loose as Katie and Charlie were fighting each other with hard hits as many of the staff were panicking, Some even fighting for no reason, Kenny and Vaggie dodged any that tried fighting them, with Kenny shanking some with his ninja star while Vaggie punched any that got close to them.
Back at the battlefield, More egg boiz appeared and circled around the two sinners while Sir Pentious prepared another weapon.
"Glad you haven't changed, you know you're my favorite guy to party with" Cheri said to the spider sinner.
"You know it sugar tits" Angel said with a smirk as he held out his guns while Cherr readied more bombs.
"You ready to finish this?" Cherri asked as she rolled a bomb along her arms and lighted it.
"Born ready baby!" Angel said as he reloaded his guns.
Soon the scene changes to many of the character screaming, be it in battle or just pain as a 5 way split screen showed Charlie and Katie fighting and screaming, Tom Trench somehow on fire, screaming in pain, Kenny and Vaggie fighting against some staff members, Angel Dust and Cherri charging at Sir Pentious while they all screamed at each other.
Much later, the scene changes to a white and gold limousine with red windows driving along a calm road, inside the limo was Charlie, who was back to normal, Kenny, Vaggie and Angel Dust.
Kenny sat between his mothers while Angel Dust sat at the opposite end of the passenger part of the Limo, he was currently messing with the window switch for the window to the driver while Vaggie glared at the spider sinner, soon Angel noticed the look.
"What?" he asked, Vaggie did not like that.
"What?! WHAT?! What were you thinking?!" Vaggie asked as she gripped her head and ripped out some hair in frustration, surprising Kenny a bit.
"Ugh I owed my girl buddy a solid, isn't that a redeeming quality? Helping friends with stuff?" Angel asked in a nonchalant way.
"Not with Turf wars that result in territorial genocide!" Vaggie yelled angrily.
"Eh you win some you lose a few hundred" Angel laughed as he kept messing with window switch, "It wasn't that bad anyway"
"Angel, you basically screwed us up on live TV" Kenny said as Angel kept messing with the window, before the switch was suddenly stabbed by a throwing knife, thrown by Vaggie who had enough of the noise it made.
"Oh come on I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was trying to go clean? It just throws out my entire persona" Angel said as he adjusted his chest fluff as if it were a pair of breasts.
"Your credibility?! What about the hotels?! Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!" Vaggie exclaimed angrily.
"No no babe, jokes are funny, I made you look uh, sad and pathetic" Angel said as Charlie just shrunk in on herself, "Like an orphan, with no legs, or arms, uh Oh! With progeria!"
"TMI ANGEL! TMI!" Kenny exclaimed as he looked disturbed.
"Ugh great! Now I'm bummed thinking about it, this thing got any liquor?" Angel asked as he looked around the limo.
"Can you please just TRY to take this seriously?" Vaggie asked as she was getting sick of Angel's ignorance of the problem.
"Fine, I'll try, just don't get your taco in a twist babe" Angel said with a smirk as Vaggie's eye twitched in anger while Kenny just looked at Charlie in worry, seeing her still saddened.
"Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?" Vaggie asked as her anger rose again.
"Ugh whatever pisses you off more, seriously is there no liquor in here?" Angel asked as he kept looking.
"...I'm gonna kill him" Vaggie said as she was very tempted to just kill Angel Dust right now.
"Too late toots" Angel said before smirking, "Hey, would that make me double dead? Where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahaha, sorry, you're stuck with me bitch, get used to it" Angel said as he laughed.
Vaggie started to mutter violently in Spanish at Angel's comment.
"Listen, who cares if some jack offs got hurt, load of them are ugly freaks, look around, got a bunch of fucking harlequin babies down here" Angel said as he laughed again.
"Your one to talk" Vaggie said with a smirk as Angel took offense.
"Hey! This body is flawless, everyone wants some of me and I got the creepy fan mail to prove it" Angel said as he took a letter from his chest fluff, showing one of those creepy fan letters, to which Kenny immediately looked away and threw one of Vaggie's knives at it, destroying the letter effectively.
"Nice shot kid" Vaggie muttered to him.
"That was really uncool of you Angel" Charlie said, to which Vaggie looked at her in disbelief.
"Uncool?! After that train wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna want to stay at the hotel! All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!" Vaggie complained and pointed to Angel Dust.
"...does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?" Angel asked.
Vaggie glared at Angel
"Ah well shucks" Angel said as he snapped his fingers.
"Hey come on, we don't know if things are over yet, try to relax Vaggie, it'll be ok" Charlie reassured Vaggie as she took her tux jacket off.
Kenny then noticed that even with Charlie being able to heal pretty quickly, she still had some bruises and cuts on her arms from her fight with Katie, "Mom, you still got some cuts on you" he pointed out.
Charlie looked at the cuts but smiled, "Don't worry sweetie, I'll be fine, no one insults my family and gets away with it" she said as she hugged him and Vaggie, to which the latter two smiled.
Soon the limo arrived at a massive building that was just outside Pentagram City's limit, it was a tall Hotel building with a broken light up sign at the top that said "HAPPY HOTEL".
Soon Everyone exited the limo as they went inside the hotel, the main interior wasn't that good as some of it was dusty, filled with cobwebs and broken furniture, there was a makeshift welcome area with a banner and balloons, which wasn't well made.
Vaggie went to sit on a couch, Kenny walked to the front reception of the hotel to do something while Angel went to a minifridge, opening it and found a box of half melted popsicles, he shrugged before pulling one out and eating one, "You know you should think on getting some actual food for this place, you know, for all the wayward souls in here, hehehehe, heh, eh" Angel said, before noticing Charlies saddened look, he reached his hand it, before recalling it back and walking away, thinking she just needed space.
Charlie then looked to the entrance of the hotel before stepping outside, she took out her phone and went through her contacts before coming across the one she was hoping would answer, her mother, she pressed the call button and waited.
Meanwhile back inside, Kenny walked over to Vaggie with a worried look, "Do you think Mom is gonna be ok?" he asked her.
"Don't worry Ken, she'll be fine, today has just been, stressful, we'll get through it like we always do" Vaggie said with a sigh.
"But I'm sick and tired of sinners not taking this seriously, wouldn't they like to NOT be hunted by Angels every Extermination day?" Kenney asked, "It just, it just Pisses me off!" Kenny exclaimed angrily.
"Hey! Calm down Kenny, it will be fine" Vaggie said as she tried to calm the hellhound down, he tended to get angry at times, especially about sinners treating Charlie as if she was nothing, it didn't help that he was entering his teen years which meant hormones were on the rise.
Kenny sighed as he sat on the couch next to Vaggie, "Sorry, I just, I want people to actually listen to what Mom is telling them, she's giving them a chance and all they do is insult her and her dream" Kenny said as Vaggie comforted him.
Back outside, Charlie's phone rang but got no answer, which led to the contact's voicemail, she sighs before speaking, "Hey Mom, um, I know I keep calling and uh, you must be busy, really busy, but um, the interview didn't go well, and I don't know if I'm going to make a difference, I don't know what I'm doing" Charlie said as she wipes away some tears forming in her eyes, "I could really use some advice Mom, I…I think dad was right about me…" Charlie then wiped away more tears before trying to put up a positive attitude, "O-Oof, Uh anyway heh, I'll stop talking before this gets long, love you, bye" Charlie then ended the call before walking back inside.
She leaned against the door to try and get her thoughts together, before suddenly, there was knocking at the door, surprised, Charlie gets off the door and sees a silhouette through the glass window of the door, she then opens the door to see who was knocking.
Standing at the front door was a tall man with red and black hair, gray skin, a red suit with coattails with small white highlights on the inner fabric, black pants and red and black short heel shoes, he also had two small black antlers on his head and deer like ears on the top of his head, he also had a cain in his hand with the top looking like a microphone, an old style microphone.
The man had a wide smile that showed his yellow sharp teeth, he then opened his eyes to reveal they were red with a lighter shade of red pupils.
To any newcomer in hell they would have thought this was just an ordinary sinner, but to anyone older and Demon Royalty, such as Charlie, knew exactly who he was as she gained a fearful expression with wide eyes.
"Hel-" before he could continue, Charlie slammed the door, before opening it again "-lo-" she then slammed it again in disbelief before leaning to the lobby of the hotel.
"Uh Vaggie!" she called out.
"What?" Vaggie asked.
"The Radio Demon is at the door" at the mention of this, Vaggie was also panicked while Kenny and Angel Dust were confused.
"What?!"
"Who?" Angel asked.
"What should I do?!" Charlie asked desperately.
"Well, don't let him in!" Vaggie said as Charlie approached the door again, unsure of what to do before opening the door to the Radio Demon.
"May I speak now?" he asked, his voice sounding like it came from a radio speaker.
"You may-" before Charlie continued the radio demon instantly bowed and extended his hand out to her.
"Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, quite a pleasure" Alastor said as he shook Charlie's hand and walked inside the Hotel, "Excuse my sudden visit but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn't resist, what a performance!" Alastor said as an applauding audience sound came from his cane, "Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! HAHAHAHAHA, so many orphans!" Alastor said before a white spear was pointed at his face.
"Stop right there!" Vaggie exclaimed as she held the spear in her hands, "cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here you pompous cheesy talk show shitlord!" Vaggie threatened as Kenny and Angel Dust watched from the sidelines, the former having never seen Vaggie this angry and panicked at the same time before.
"Dear if I wanted to hurt anyone here…" Alastor said as he moved the spear away with his finger before his appearance changed slightly with his eyes turning into radio dials and voodoo symbols and red static appeared around him, "I would have done so already!" Alastor said in a more demonic voice, his smile never moved.
Kenny instantly picked up on the presence of the power from Alastor and growled loudly as he reached into his pocket for one of his ninja stars in case Alastor made his move.
The aura then disappeared as Alastor returned to normal, "No I came because I want to help!" he said.
…"Say what now?" Charlie asked, which Vaggie and Kenny were also confused, Angel just didn't care to pay attention.
"Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on?" he spoke into his cane and tapped the microphone on it, "Testing, testing"
"Well I heard you loud and clear!" the microphone responded with an eye opening on it.
"Um, you want to help with…?" Charlie asked.
"Why this ridiculous thing that you're trying to do, this hotel!" Alastor responded and teleported in between Charlie and Vaggie, "I want to help you run it!"
"Buuuut…why?" Charlie asked suspiciously.
"Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!" Alastor exclaimed, "I've lacked inspiration for decades!"
[AN: Don't we all buddy]
"My work became mundane, lacking focus, anguish!" Alastor continued as he leaned on Vaggie before pushing her away, "I've come to crave a new form of entertainment!" Alastor laughed in excitement.
"Does getting into a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment?" Charlie asked nervously.
"Hahaha, it's the purest kind my dear" Alastor said, "Reality! True passion! After all, the world's a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment!".
"So, do you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?" Charlie asked before Alastor laughed.
"Hahahahaha of course not!" Alastor said, "that's whacky nonsense!" he said as Charlie just looked confused, "Ah redemption, the nonexistent humanity, nonono, I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners" he said as he looked to Angel Dust, Vaggie and Kenny, the former two giving 'wtf' looks while Kenny glared at Alastor with a small growl.
"The chance given was the life they had before, the punishment is this!" Alastor then gestured to all around him, essentially meaning hell, "There is no undoing what is done".
"So then, why do you want to help if you don't believe in my cause?" Charlie asked as Alastor smiled widely.
"Consider it an investment in my ongoing entertainment for myself! I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment, only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!" Alastor said in delight.
Charlie looked in concern on Alastors words with more uncertainty, "...Riiiight" she said
As Alastor and Charlie kept talking, Kenny, Vaggie and Angel Dust watched before the latter asked, "So uh, what's the deal with smiles over there?" he asked.
"Wait, you never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me" Vaggie said as Angel Dust shrugged.
"Well I don't know him either" Kenny said with confusion, "I really don't like his vibe but I've never heard of this "Radio Demon" before, is he some mob boss or something?" Kenny asked.
"T-The Radio Demon, one of the most powerful Overlords Hell has ever seen?" Vaggie asked the two.
"Eh, not big on politics," Angel Dust replied.
"Mom never really let me read up on Overlords here unless it was ok with her and I don't know that many" Kenny said.
"Ugh, alright" Vaggie said as she began explaining, "Decades ago, Alastor manifested in hell, seemingly overnight, he began to topple overlords who had been dominant for centuries, that kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before, then, he'd broadcast his carnage all throughout hell, just so everyone could witness his ability, sinners started calling him the radio demon, as lazy as that is, many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils, but one things for sure, he's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!"
Kenny was surprised that this Alastor was deemed this much of a threat but soon glared at Alastor who was still chatting with his adopted mom, he knew he had to keep an eye on this radio speaking demon and made sure his family was safe from whatever tricks he had planned.
"You done?" Angel asked, not really taking this seriously, "He looks like a strawberry pimp".
"Well I don't trust him!" Vaggie said.
"Same here" Kenny said
"To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?" Angel asked, which was getting on Vaggie's nerves.
"She trusts me Angel, is that good enough?" Kenny asked as in Vaggie's case, Kenny was the only male she trusted considering he was Charlie's adopted son when she first came to the hotel.
"You're not a man, you're a boy, there's a difference kid" Angel said as Vaggie walked over to Charlie.
"How is there a difference?" Kenny asked.
"Well, I would say but I got a feeling the things I list you ain't into yet" Angel said with a smirk before Kenny threw an empty box at him, which just went over his head, "Hmm, new meaning to no head then~" Angel said, his voice muffled by the box on his head.
Vaggie held Charlie's arms and she brought her over, "Charlie listen to me, you can't believe this creep, he isn't just an happy face, he's a deal maker, pure evil" Vaggie explained, "he can't be redeemed, and is most looking for a way to ruin everything we're trying to do"
"I…we don't know that" Charlie said a bit unsure, "Look, I know he's bad and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance, to have faith things will be better" Charlie said as Alastor looked at a family portrait of Charlie with her father and mother and another of Charlie with Kenny.
"How can I turn someone away? I can't, it goes against everything I'm trying to do" Charlie said as Vaggie looked conflicted, "Everything I believe in, just trust me, I can take care of myself" Charlie said as she held Vaggie's arms.
"Charlie whatever you do, do not make a deal with him" Vaggie stated, clearly trying to help her.
"Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad, "You don't take shit from other demons"" Charlie said in a deeper voice imitating her father as she walked over to Alastor.
"Ok, so Al, your sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke, but I don't!" Charlie said as she put on a determined look, "I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better, so I'm taking your offer to help, on the condition that there will be no, trickster, voodoo strings attached".
"So it's a deal then?" Alastor asked as he extended his hand out, which a sudden pressure of air blasting from around them with an ominous green glow coming from his hand, the wind pressure blowing the others back, Kenny even latching onto the floor with his claws to not get pushed away.
Charlie instantly knew this was his way of deal making and pushed the hand upwards, "Nope! No shaking, no deals! I, hmm…" Charlie hesitated before turning to him, "As Princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I hereby order that you help with this hotel, for as long as you desire" Charlie smiled as she didn't like using her Princess privilege order making but had to get around Alastor's deal making somehow, "Sound fair?"
"Hmmm, fair enough!" Alastor said as he made his cane disappear, Charlie breathed a sigh of relief as he walked around.
Alastor then noticed Vaggie and Kenny glaring at him before he looked at Vaggie, "Smile my dear, you know you're not fully dressed without one!" Alastor said teasingly before walking past her and Kenny, with the latter still glaring and growling silently.
"So where is your hotel staff?" Alastor asked Charlie, to which the Princess was nervous about that question.
"Uh well" she said as she pointed to Vaggie, who was still glaring at Alastor.
"Ohoho, you're going to need more than that," Alastor commented.
"Well, our son helps too" Charlie said as Alastor looked at Kenny who kept his glare too.
"Hmm, I do suppose a place like this needs a guard dog, despite my hatred for canines" Alastor stated as Kenny growled.
"I ain't no simple guard dog" Kenny growled
"Oh of course you aren't" Alastor said with a teasing smile, "I suppose your a "good boy" aren't you, getting plenty of disgusting treats" Alastor said as he walked away, making Kenny growl louder as he pulled his ninja star out and was ready to throw it but Vaggie restrained him and took his ninja star.
Alastor soon walked over to Angel Dust who was sitting at the lobby desk now, "And what can you do my feminine fellow?" he asked
"I can suck your dick~" Angel said.
A radio pitch could be heard as Alastor just stayed silent for half a second.
"HA! No" Alastor simply said as he walked off.
"Heh, your loss~" Angel said.
"Well this just won't do! I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up" Alastor said before the fireplace in the lobby lit up in flames, before something fell inside it, Alastor picked it up, revealing it to be a charred body of sorts, before a large single orange eye with a black pupil appeared on its face, the others had worried glances before the charred body poofed away its ashes, revealing it to be a short demon of sorts.
"This little darling is Nifty!" Alastor introduced as he dropped Nifty to the ground.
Nifty was a small, cyclops demon with pointed limbs, white skin, and one large eye. Her eye sported a light yellow iris, thick eyelashes, a hot-pink sclera with a yellow gradient, and a large pie eye-cut pupil. She had red-pink hair kept into a slightly messy bob cut with a curl on each side, and a single light yellow streak located at the top. Her mouth has sharp light pale yellow teeth inside and black lips, and small hot-pink dots on each of the corners.
Nifty's attire was a black neckerchief around her neck, and a 1950s red-pink maid dress under a white apron with three hot-pink dripping splotches. She also wore long black gloves which covers most of her hands and arms, along with matching-colored tights.
"Hi, I'm Nifty! It's nice to meet you, it's been a while since I've made new friends" Nifty commented as her single eye shrank when looking at the group, "Why are you all women?" she asked before noticing Kenny behind Charlie and she gained a large smile, "A BAD BOY~!?" She instantly zoomed past the others and latched onto Kenny's head as he instantly freaked out.
"HEY HEY HEY! HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE LADY!" Kenny said as he struggled to balance himself when Nifty latched onto his head, instantly Angel Dust and Vaggie helped get Nifty off Kenny as the hellhound had multiple kiss marks on his face, "Ugh what the hell" he said as he wiped away the marks.
"What the hell was that about?!" Vaggie asked.
"Oh I'm sorry that was rude, I haven't met a nice boy in a long time besides Alastor-Oh my gosh this place is filthy!" Nifty said as she escaped Vaggie's grasp and started cleaning up dust and cobwebs, "This place could use a ladies touch which is weird cause most of you are ladies-OH MY GOSH THIS IS AWFUL!" Nifty said as she rapidly started cleaning the lobby.
"Nope! Nope! Nope! NOPE!" She said as the last nope she stabbed a cockroach.
Kenny backed away and stood close to Charlie again as he wiped away the rest of the kiss marks on his face, "I got a bad feeling about this" he said before a dome of green voodoo symbols appeared in a corner of the lobby which had extended and became a new area entirely.
"HA! Read em and weep boys, fullhooooooh , the hell" a new voice came as a table appeared in the lobby with a sinner by it.
This new sinner was an anthropomorphic avian cat demon. His look is evocative of a magician, paired with a casino referencing playing card theme. The sclera of his eyes are black, with light yellow irises and slit pupils. He has large and lengthy, red feather-like eyebrows with black vertical stripes near the tips, and a small black heart above each eyebrow.
His fur is a dark taupe, overlayed with white on his face, torso, feet, and upper arms. The insides of his ears are white with a red tip at the point and red heart in the center. A black tuff of fluff protrudes from each, creating the appearance of small hearts.
He has a darker shade of his fur encircling his ankles, mimicking cuffs on a set of pants. His tail is long and dark taupe-colored, ending with a large spray of plume-like feathers which are vivid-red with black and white stripes. He has heart-shaped, light yellow paw-pads underneath the paws on his hands and feet.
His wings are large and red, with darker-taupe on the undersides. The undersides of his wings are decorated with black stripes which feature red and white roulette wheel dot markings. The outside of his wings are decorated with more black stripes, which wrap around the joints and run around a row of white roulette wheel dots.
He was wearing simple, minimal clothing, which consists of a black top hat with a red band and a gold button-like decoration, a red bowtie around his neck, and a set of black trousers which are held by black suspenders over his shoulders.
"What the fuck is this?" he asked before he saw Alastor and glared, "You!"
"Ah Husker my good friend! Glad you could make it!" Alastor said.
"Don't you "Husker" me you sunova bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!" Husker said, pointing to a large pile of cash and casino chips on the table, before they turned to static and disappeared.
"Good to see you too" Alastor simply said, which Husker face palmed.
"What the hell do you want me for this time?" Husker asked, it seemed this was a regular nuisance to him.
"My friend I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services, I hope that's ok?" Alastor said with a side hug and his big smile, which Husker was not happy about.
"Are you shittin' me?!" Husker asked angrily
"Mmm no I don't think so" Alastor said before Husker pushed him away.
"You'd think this would be some big fucking riot just to pull me outta nowhere?! You think I'm some kinda fucking clown?!" Husker asked angrily and Alastor didn't seem at all fazed, in fact he seemed amused.
"...Mmmaybe!" Alastor cheekily replied.
"I ain't doing no fucking charity job" Husker said with a glare
"Well I figured you'd be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment" Alastor said, pointing to the front desk, which was now converted to some kind of bar.
"With your charming smile and welcoming energy this job was made for you!" Alastor declared as he made Husker smile, which then changed back to a frown before Alastor walked over to the bar.
"Don't worry my friend, I can make this more welcoming, if you wish" Alastor said, suddenly making a beer bottle appear on the desk with the label saying "Cheap Booze" on it, to which Husker glared at Alastor hatefully.
"What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!" Husker exclaimed as he took the bottle from the desk and glared at Alastor…before opening the bottle, "Well you can!" he said before downing the bottle as he walked behind the desk.
"Hey! Hey hey! No bar, no alcohol!" Vaggie said, already not liking the changes, which Angel was all up for until Vaggie started talking, "this is a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of, mouth, brothel, man cave-" Vaggie said before being tackled by Angel Dust.
"Shut up! Shut! Up! We are keeping this!" Angel said as he pointed to the bar before walking over to it.
"Hey~" Angel said to Husker.
"Go fuck yourself" Husk replied instantly.
"Only if you watch me~" Angel replied as he tried to get close to him, but Husk used his wing to push him away as Kenny walked over to the bar.
"Are these all alcohol drinks or?" Kenny asked before instantly getting a soda drink in a large glass, to which he looked to Husk with confusion.
"...What? I ain't giving alcohol to a damn kid, I ain't no idiot" Husk said as Kenny shrugged before drinking the soda
"Oh my gosh! Welcome to the Happy Hotel!" Charlie said as she leaned over the desk to introduce herself, "You are going to love it here!" Charlie beamed.
"I lost my ability to love years ago" Husk stated before downing more booze.
"So what do you think?" Alastor asked.
"This is amazing!" Charlie exclaimed with glee.
"It's…ok" Vaggie said while trying not to give Alastor satisfaction.
"Gotta agree, not bad" Kenny said as he finished his soda as Nifty stood next to him, which was making him nudge away to keep distance between him and her.
"This is going to be VERY entertaining!" Alastor said as soon music started to be heard all around, to which most looked confused while Nifty and Husk, who were used to Alastor, didn't mind the music.
He then summoned a fireball and threw it in the air, distracting Charlie enough as he pushed Vaggie away as suddenly Alastor was now wearing a stitched up red top hat and his coat changed to a red tux jacket with a white shirt underneath.
(Playing "Alastors Reprise")
"You have a dream!" Alastor twirls Charlie and dresses her up in a classy dress and hat from his time, the dress being black and pink and the hat being majorly pink with a black ring and bow at the top "You wish to tell!" he then turns to Vaggie who's now on the floor "And it's just laughable" Alastor then turns back to Charlie and tosses her mid-air "But, hey, kid, what the hell?~"
The background behind Charlie changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.
Alastor catches Charlie by the hand as they both tap dance together at the top of some stairs "~'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle!~" The two slide down the railing of the stairs
"Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell!" Alastor then dresses up the rest of the hotel staff in the same classy clothes from his time, Angel Dust was now wearing a pink button up suit with a red tie, much like a mafia suit would be, Vaggie was in a black and gray dress with pink ribbons around her waist and shoulders with her hair changed to be flowing and longer, Husker didn't have much changed besides new red and black gloves, Nifty wore a slim black dress with red lines at the bottom and top with a black bowler hat with a flower on top, finally Kenny was also changed to be wearing a blue tux with a white undershirt and a dark blue fedora hat "Take it, boys!~"
Suddenly, shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing different types of instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlie who is having too much fun, Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.
"Boo!~" the shadow demons sang.
"Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause!" Alastor puts a white fedora on Angel's head as he snaps his fingers back at Alastor "But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile!~" He puts a hat and a fur coat scarf on Vaggie and slaps her butt which angers her, She throws the accessories to the floor, glaring after him while Nifty looks at Kenny with a heart pupil in her eye as he tries to shift away from her with an uncomfortable look.
"With a smile!~" the shadow demons sang
"And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair!" Alastor dances down the lobby and kicks a skull which Niffty rushes in and cleans up "And show these simpletons some proper class and style!~" he then summons a shadow clone of himself
"~Class And Style!" The shadow demons sang.
Alastor then snaps away his shadow "Oh! Here below the ground" he then twirls Charlie and pinches her cheeks "I'm sure your plan is sound!" He holds hands with Charlie as they both twirl "They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho-'' just as he let go of Charlie and was about to finish the song, The hotel door explodes, ending the music and knocking Niffty offscreen. Charlie, Alastor, Angel Dust, Kenny and Vaggie looked outside.
Waiting outside in the sky was Sir Pentious' war ship, it seemed to have been repaired as Sir Pentious leaned out a window of his airship.
"Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!" Sir Pentious exclaimed as everyone had gathered outside, now back in their normal clothes as Vaggie armed herself with her spear and Kenny with his ninja stars.
"Do I know you?" Alastor asked with a smile
Sir Pentious' eye twitches as he felt his ego deflate from that before glaring and heading inside the airship, "Oh, yes you do!" he said as he went to his control panel with his hood flaring open, "And this time, I have the element of-" Sir Pentious then pulled a large lever, "SURPRISE!" suddenly extending out from the bottom of the airship was a giant mechanical laser cannon as it began charging up and it was aimed at the group, "Ahaha! I'm so evil!"
"Oh shit shit SHIT! EVERYONE GET BACK!" Kenny exclaimed as he was about to run for it, however Alastor simply snapped his fingers, before a giant ring of fire opened below the airship and a portal appeared, to which gigantic black tendrils appeared and many of the tendrils quickly grabbed onto the air ship and its cannon, crushing each part of the air ship as more tentacles and shadow demons emerged from the portal, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside.
Inside the ship many of the gg boiz were seen being smashed to bits and their insides spilling everywhere as Sir Pentious was being hit and dragged everywhere by more tendrils, soon many of the tendrils started to completely engulf the airship as Alastor is seen to be controlling the tendrils.
Alastor can then be seen finishing it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand, the tendrils start crushing the ship before it explodes, killing off the tendrils and scattering many parts and shadow demons away.
He was then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror
After a few moments of silence, Alastor broke the tension "...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya?" he asked as he started to head back to the hotel, Nifty immediately following him while the others soon followed, ready to put the day behind them, "My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here!"
Kenny stopped walking before looking back, knowing Alastor was this powerful would be a problem but he hoped his moms knew what they were doing, he was about to head inside the hotel but stopped, looking around, almost feeling like something was watching him before heading inside the hotel, not noticing a silhouette of a large figure that was watching from a far distance away, before turning away and walking off
"The game is set! Now…" Alastor's voice was heard as the scene changed to the hotel's sign, before Alastor used his magic for the last time today to change the sign atop the hotel, from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".
"...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!" Alastors voice said sinerterly.
In the newly formed crater where the airship was destroyed, Sir Pentious is revealed to have survived the beating served by Alastor along with an Egg Boi with the writing #23 on its back, Sir Pentious climbed out of the crater while the Egg Boi looked at the snake demon.
"Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?" he asked, Sir Pentious just collapsed of exhaustion as the egg boi waited for an answer.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS LONG
Ok so yeah! This is happening, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter as much was changed from the pilot of Hazbin Hotel, I wanted the pilot to be the first chapter to show how things get started, after this we will be moving onto the actual show episodes themselves, with inclusions of new characters, from the show AND OC's of ours which includes some original chapters for this AU
Again, this is a story developed from the minds of me and Blackskull, give props to him for designs as he uploads all of his designs for both this story and Steven 10 on his twitter/X which his Twitter/X Name will be shown here
- BlackSkull (Commissions Open) ( ruspic_semir) / X
Anyways, as the usual for my stories nowadays…NEXT TIME ON HAZBIN HOTEL - HELLHOUND KENNY
A week passes in Hell as the new Hazbin Hotel staff try and get more news out for the hotel, Charlie then gets the chance to talk to heaven officials, however, a new arrival appears in Hell who is in desperate need of help to understand their new afterlife, can the staff of the Hazbin Hotel help them out? Find out next time in...
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