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AmeFin: Wisdom Teeth
"This totally sucks," Alfred said, sipping the custard.
Tino smiled at him in sympathy, a hotdog in his hand. Alfred had had his wisdom teeth removed a few hours ago, and both of them knew that the American would be limited to a liquid diet for a day or so.
And since Tino was due to have his own wisdom teeth removed within the next few weeks, he had a lot of sympathy for Alfred.
Alfred put the custard aside, a look of disgust on his face, and out of desperation grabbed Tino's hotdog. The Finn stared in shock as Alfred started eating.
"Um, Alfie…" Tino said. "I don't think you're supposed to do that."
Alfred paused, realising what he was doing. He shrugged, giving Tino his hotdog back before fixing his own. Tino just stared in shock as Alfred continued to eat.
"How?" Tino said.
"I chew with the front," Alfred muttered. "It hurts at the back."
Tino just shook his head, his own hotdog forgotten.
…
Tino was curled up on the couch, a cup of yogurt in his hand. Alfred came in, smiling brightly, but Tino just glared. Since Tino had his operation a few hours ago, he wasn't in the best of moods.
"How are you feeling?" Alfred said.
"I'm tired," Tino said, barely opening his mouth. "And it hurts. I can't even open my mouth to get the spoon in. How in the world did you eat a hotdog?"
Alfred chuckled.
"At least you didn't throw up all over yourself," Alfred said.
This is also based on a real-life experience. I had my wisdom teeth removed, and I was really hungry. Yogurt and custard were not satisfying. And my mom and sister made hotdogs for themselves, so I just said 'screw it' and made a hot dog for myself. My mom and sister were staring at me in shock. My mom had had her wisdom teeth removed when she was younger, and my sister was due to remove hers in a few months. So they knew that there was no way that I should've been able to eat hotdogs. And in fact, when my sister had hers removed, she said that it hurt when she was sipping through a straw and demanded to know how the hell I managed to eat a hotdog within a few hours, while I saw her the day after. She was also quite affected by the drugs, while I managed to gain lucidity after the operation by… Yeah, like Alfred said, throwing up. I only had enough time to call the nurses before the retching began. And to make it even more disgusting, the only thing that was in my stomach was blood that slipped down my throat during the surgery. So… yeah, I vomited blood. While on my back, which means that I had bloody vomit in my neck. The nurses immediately took me to the shower, which also contributed to my lucidity after the operation. My sister was also disgusted with me because she was swollen, and as she put it, I merely looked the way I do whenever I don't get my way. Seriously, I earned a few jaw drops when people saw me and learned that I had my wisdom teeth removed after less than a week. And my friend had another reason to think that I'm not normal.
