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TurkLiet: It's Not Funny

Lithuania blushed as Turkey laughed his ass off. Turkey had enquired about how Poland and Lithuania had met, and whether or not the fact that the meeting had gone well had contributed to their alliance lasting for as long as it did. So, Lithuania told him, and now Turkey couldn't stop laughing.

"You genuinely thought it was a Polish baptism?" Turkey gasped. "Listen, I know you were a pagan and all, but did you seriously think that's what it was about?"

"Most of what I knew about Christianity at that time came from the Teutonic Knights," Lithuania muttered. "Excuse me if I wasn't interested in learning more at the time."

"But still… This is hilarious! Who else knows about it?"

"You're the only person I told. So, unless Poland told anyone… And please, don't you tell anyone!"

"Of course not. So… Did you really do it?"

Lithuania didn't reply, but instead he stormed out of the room. He sincerely regretted telling Turkey about it.

…

Some time later, they were at a world meeting. Turkey grinned when he saw Poland, and Lithuania sank in his chair, obviously noticing the grin. Turkey wondered if he could make Poland blush if he brought it up, before he realised something.

Not all alliances had the nations having intimate relationships, but there were some that did. And if Poland had asked that of Lithuania at their first meeting… Could it be that they did have that kind of relationship? And what sorts of things could they have done? It didn't help that Lithuania never told him how far it went.

Turkey felt… jealous. It wasn't something he'd ever thought he would feel towards Poland. And what of, instead of feeling embarrassed, Poland told him about all of the things he and Lithuania did together?

Perhaps it was better for Turkey to just let this matter go, before he learned something he really didn't want to know.

The prompt is: 'Lithuania's partner finds out about how Poland and Lithuania met and won't stop laughing about it and making jokes (the Polish baptism scene).' Special request: Turkey/Lithuania.