ok I am doing some parts until the very morning until 6:30 and more at 3:00
Chris: last time on total drama the teams went wild with balloon animals and not the kind you think but in the end Luminous lions went bust and for the first time they had to had a member home so Amy told everyone that Samey was lamey and Samey just left without a word not even a scream for some reason well shamey on Samey now let's start the Gamey it's time for total drama Pahkitew island
(intro)
Jasmine: HMPH I guess I have to do this alone
BF: BEEP BAP
Jasmine: you're joining me for the forage
BF: YEAH!
Jasmine: thanks
Amy: jeez
Topher: I wonder who voted for Scarlett
Amy: yeah it does confuse me she is super smart we need her for the challenges
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: I'm just so sad the Sammy is gonna
BF: BEEP BOP BUP BAP
Jasmine: huh why did you voted for Scarlett? she didn't do anything wrong
BF: BAP BAP BAP BOP BUP
Jasmine: you...find her odd...you don't trust her at all?
BF: YEAH...BEEP BEEP
Jasmine: don't worry I won't tell
Shawn: HIYA *berries* and that's how you hunt berries
Dave: I guess that's one way
Jasmine: hey Shawn wanna pick with us
Shawn: NUH UH
Dave: WOAH *dragged off*
BF: BEEP?
(confessional)
Shawn: you know how dating works first comes love then comes marriage then comes your brain being eaten by a zombie baby that was hiding in your pillow
(other)
Dave: call me crazy but I think outback amazon Jasmine with the cool accent has a thing for zombie night Shawn who doesn't bathe...this place is weird
(ends)
Scarlett: careful raccoon poop
*bruh*
Scarlett: are you alright vacant stare suggest some manner of neurological arrest
(confessional)
Rodney: how did Scarlett know I don't like stepping in poop of course it means something love oh but I can't Jasmine again she'll be devastated
(ends)
Rodney: is it just me or does Amy pick way better berries than BF or Samey
Amy: heh maybe I-uh might hunt for more berries next time
Scarlett: perhaps you had an gustatory association with Samey and unpleasant taste *blink*
Max: indeed her hideous malproportion face was spoiling the fruit
Amy: he he
(confessional)
Amy: ha I love hearing all of this Imagine If I left last time for the dumbest reason ever
(ends)
Chris: morning campers it's time to start today's fun activity so get your butts over to the meeting area to swing
*later*
Chris: step right up players team Lions to the right and Octopuses to the left
Ella: I'm saving you a seat Sugar
(confessional)
Ella: at times my friendship with Sugar has seemed tumultous but I think it's getting better
(other)
Sugar: I despise her
(ends)
Sugar: I know what you're up to singing pants gals who sit on the ends always get less camera time PUSH OVER *pushes*
Ella: but I wasn't
Chris: haha nice try Ella save your power place for the game
Ella: but...alright
Chris: it's time we separated the brave from the liars the game is truth or scare
Topher: oh sounds nasty once again Chris you've delivered the goods if I had a hat it would be off to you
Chris: yes thank you Topher now then every round a player is chosen at random it also chooses whether you'll be doing a truth or a scare halo means truth flames means scare get a scare and you'll have to perform a terrifying challenge
*GASPS*
Chris: don't worry not all scares will be scary some will be disgusting
*lands on Amy and halo*
Chris: but in this case Amy has gotten a truth this means she just has to answer a question honestly but the answer will be revealing it will expose a dark secret that could destroy her in the eyes of her newly found friends or not what ever
Amy: jeez why so tenseful but how will you know if I'm telling the truth
Chris: for that spared no expense meet Clucky the truth seeking chicken no lie gets past this bird she's former CIA and runs her own law firm buck buck and bagok if you have a secret this poultry polygraph will pluck it out completing a challenge or telling a truth gets your team a point but if you fail a challenge or tell a lie your whole team gets a shock
Dave: um what do you mean by shock also what are these metal collars chef's putting on us?
Chris: you just answered your question but let me make it even clearer
*SHOCK ALL*
Jasmine: you tested these right?
Chris: yep I just did and you're still alive congrats let's start the game Amy
Amy: yes
Clucky: hello mortal
Chris: Amy who do you dislike most not outside the game I meant in game
Amy: Jasmine because she randomly trusts Samey
Clucky: clear
Chris: congrats a point for your team
Jasmine: I wouldn't have guessed
Chris: next we'll have Rodney doing another truth and the question is in your opinion who is the most attractive girl on the island
Rodney: uh could I get a different question I can't hurt those gals like that just look at those loving faces
Chris: you're running out of time Rodney
Rodney: I uh uh uh
(confessional)
Rodney: if I pick one the others will know something's up I gotta pick someone else someone's so deranged they'll know it's a joke but who
Sugar: duh it's me
Rodney: huh uh yes perfect it's sugar
Clucky: YOU LIAR
*SHOCK LIONS*
Chris: liar liar Rodney's on fire and by fire I mean by electrocuted
Sugar: that was truth check your chicken your chicken's broken
Clucky: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME
*SHOCK OCTOPUSES*
Sugar: dang chickens always think they're smarter than me
(confessional)
Ella: part of being a good friend is knowing when someone is in need of cheering up
(ends)
Ella: I'm sure Rodney thinks you're the second prettiest no shame in that
Sugar: WHAT I AIN'T NO RUNNER UP
Ella: oh my goodness no I was I was only-
Chris: calm down and Ella stop picking fights with Sugar
Ella: but I wasn't I was just-
Chris: up next...Sky doing a scare...Sky to earn a point you will have to drink an entire jug of mineral water
Sky: that's it? no problem
Chris: you got 30 seconds GO
*drinking*
Dave: what are you really
Ella: oh dear oh my oh my
Sugar: I drink syrup faster than that
Chris: 15 seconds left
Sky: this is as fast as I can go
Shawn: I got this *shakes it*
Floyd: uh what's the plan here
Shawn: no time you want to win or not
*BIG SPRAY*
(confessional)
Shawn: it's called thirst thrashing when zombies are coming you ain't got time to sip
(ends)
Chris: half of it went up her nose but that still counts as drinking team octopuses gets a point with 10 seconds left well done Sky uh Sky?
(confessional)
Sky: you that feeling you get when a volcano is about to go off in your gut and you have no idea which end's gonna blow *rumble* yeah
(ends)
*rumble*
*burp*
Jasmine: huh I thought you'd get at least 10 feet of air
Topher: that's it come on Chris is trying to put on an entertaining show here
Chris: Max it is truth time
Max: ugh this beast had it's shots
Chris: no Max for a point what do you fear
Max: I fear nothing
*LIONS SHOCK*
Topher: not questioning your hosting skills Chris but Max and Rodney lied not the rest of us
Chris: sorry you're a package deal remember if one of you tells a lie you all pay the price...Next up Dave
Dave: sure I got nothing to hide
Chris: doing a scare...all Dave there are scary scares then there are scarier scares and then there's this for a point you must kiss a person next to you
Dave: *looks to his left*
Shawn: NUH UH
(confessional)
Shawn: ever notice walkers look like they're going for a kiss just before they eat your brains
(ends)
Dave:...well if it's this or a shock I guess we may as well I mean if we have to
(confessional)
Dave: YES
(ends)
Sky: ok I mean we need to win this challenge so
Dave: right it's not like
Sky: yeah it's just two people
BF: BUP BIP
*about to*
*RUMBLE*
*BURP*
Dave: I can taste your burp in my eyes
Chris: times up and since your lips never actually touched
*OCTOPUSES SHOCK*
Sky: sorry guys it must have the mineral water
(confessional)
Sky: it had nothing to do with the mineral water I belch when I'm nervous during tests or when I'm near a guy I really like...no no no I don't like Dave well not like-like I don't dislike him I just it was water
(ends)
Chris: BF doing a truth so BF who did you vote for in the last elimination
BF: *miss* BAP BEP BOOP BAP!
Clucky: ok he is right
Chris: point for the Lions
Scarlett: what did I do to you
Amy: yeah you should have voted for Samey!
BF: BIAP BIP BEP BOOP BAP BEP
Chris: next up Shawn doing a scare Shawn for the point you must pick your nose and wipe it on the person sitting next to you
Dave: *realizes* NO NO
Shawn: SNOT ROCKET FIRE!
*it lands on Dave and not the others actually*
Chris: wow you are way too good at that
(confessional)
Shawn: mouths of practice you never know
(ends)
Dave: yep I'm ok not freaking out
Chris: impressive barrage Shawn it's 2-2 right now
*rolls on Ella and truth*
Ella: well hello there my feathered friend
Chris: Ella if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be
Ella: hmm I would change whatever is stopping Sugar and I from becoming the best of friends
Everyone but max: awwwww
Ella: I firmly believe we were meant to be close
Sugar: RRR I FIRMLY BELIEVE I FIRMLY BELIEVE
Clucky: AHHHHHH
Sugar: THAT'S PAGEANT TALK MY TALK YOU'RE GOING DOWN MISSY
*Shawn and Dave holds her*
*OCTOPUSES SHOCK*
Dave: what was that for
Chris: for scaring clucky and after what Ella just pulled I can only assume her answer was a lie
Ella: lie? but I-
Chris: ENOUGH!
*OCTOPUSES SHOCK*
Chris: from here on in I'm gonna suggest better team playing maybe the score will get higher than 2-2 remember what's at stake the losing team will be sending someone home and I think I know who will be sent home if Octopuses loses
Ella: aww
BF: BOP BIP
Chris: but hey anything can happen it's on to the lightning round
*montage*
*Sky puts braces on a beaver*
*lands on rodney*
Chris: if you could save one teammate who would it be
Rodney: *nothing*
*LIONS SHOCK*
*Scarlett beautifying a bear*
*Jasmine feeds iguana with mouth*
Rodney: *nothing*
*LIONS SHOCK*
*Ella jumps over a barrel of fire 5x*
*BF holds two buckets of piranhas over a tight rope*
*ends*
Chris: okay Sugar to get a point you must take this live tarantula and
*EATS*
Chris: WHOA WHOA GAH ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PET IT
Sugar: oh does this count
Chris:...yeah close enough team octopuses gets a point
4-4
Chris: after all this pain and anguish you're still tied makes it seem like it was all for nothing and while I can do this all day seriously I mean these are awesome it's time for the game to end
*phew*
Chris: right after the sudden death round\
*GASPS*
Chris: a player from each team will go head to head in a dual challenge winners team gets immunity losers team gets shocked and sends somene home
*lands on Rodney*
Max: not again
Jasmine: hey this is for the game let's show some support
Max: ugh fine we believe in you blubbering buffoon
Rodney: PLEASE NOT ANOTHER TRUTH QUESTION PLEASE!
Chris: Rodney in the sudden death round there are no truths only scares
Rodney: REALLY HA WOO IN YOUR FACE CHICKEN YOU CAN NEVER STUN ME AGAIN AND GUESS WHAT I LIVE ON A FARM AND I EAT SIX EGGS A DAY SIX DELICIOUS EGGS
Clucky: YOU SON OF A [REDACTED] I'LL END YOU
Chris: easy clucky keep it professional...anyways for team Octopuses well be Ella
Rodney: bring on the scare
Ella: um yes bring them please
Chris: the game is simple in each of these bags you will find the opposing team's shock remote first to untie the tightly knotted string get the remote and shock the opposition wins the day GO
*Ella does it easy*
*Rodney has big fingers*
*cheers for Rodney*
*cheers for Ella*
Sugar shock her Rodney Shock her!
BF: BAP BOP BIP *runs to Sugar*
Sugar: what are you gonna do? huh?
BF: BIP *SWING MIC TO HER FACE* BEP BAP BEEP BUP BEP BIP
Sugar: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
BF: *screams in demise*
Rodney: my fingers are to dang big
Ella: I undid mine easily would you like some help
Chris: Ella just press the button and your team wins
BF: BAP BEEP
Ella:...oh I can't it's just to mean
BF: BAP?!
Ella: honestly who could do such a thing
Clucky: MEEE!
BF: *GASP* *grabs Sugar*
*LIONS AND SUGAR SHOCK 100x*
Chris: CLUCKY NO IT'S NOT WORTH IT
Clucky: *heavily breathes*
Chef: we're gonna put you down
Sugar: oh you are gonna regret what you did to me BEEP squeak
Chris: what an interesting day team Octopuses winners of truth or scare you gain immunity
Ella: phew
Chris: you also get this week's fast food sponsor delivery courtesy of humpty dumpty's meat shack at humpty's all the king's horses feeds all the king's men
*gags*
Chris: huh or if you want chef's making chicken team lions time to vote one of you off the island
*sighs*
(confessional)
Rodney: thanks to me one of my swell teammates is gonna get voted off I wonder who
(ends)
Amy:...why did you vote for Scarlett BF?
BF: BIAP BAP BEEP BEP BEEP BOP BOP BIAP BOP BUP BAEP
Amy: seen her? what was she doing?
BF: BEEP BUP...BOOP BOP! *PULLS AMY*
*TIMBER*
Amy: what the why did this tree almost fell on me?
BF: BIP BUP BAP BEP
Amy:...I don't see her around there? but thanks for saving me...and standing up for Ella Sugar is a very mean person all Ella wants to do is be friens to her but she rages over the dumbest thing she says
BF: YEAH
*meanwhile*
Dave: so crazy day huh I mean we almost kissed back there
Sky: yep crazy *rumble and runs*
Dave: I can't figure her out is she into me or not?
Floyd: hey listen it's not a perfect time right now could you wait a little incase if you uh mess up
*BURPS*
Sky: excuse me
Dave: any sign at all?
Floyd: just focus on the game and just not on getting her to like you
*later*
Chris: wow after some painful shocks you guys just couldn't take the truths now get voting
!voting!
Amy: I'm not sure if he is wanting me to do this but I have to try at least *holds Scarlett's name*
Max: may evil take you down *holds Rodney's name*
Scarlett: yeah you know where this is going *holds Rodney's name*
!ends!
Chris: so the votes are in time to see who has the most votes...first one Scarlett
Scarlett: *rolls eyes*
Chris: Rodney
Rodney: huh?
Chris: Scarlett
Scarlett: could you think for a second BF
Chris: Rodney
Rodney: *sighs*
Chris:...Scralett
Scarlett: wait what who else did that?
Chris: Rodney...and the last vote goes to...Rodney
Rodney: *sighs*
*later*
Rodney: I'm not surprised that I'm the one leaving after with playing with people's hearts the way I did
Chris: if you mean by restarting them several times then yes
Rodney: but since I'm leaving I may as well come clean Jasmine Scarlett Amy please understand *breathes* this that you I I mean it's there's love and raccoon poop moving hey with all the shocking BACAW yeah because chicken I love girl island three uh oh yeah
Chris: hold that thought
*BOOM*
Rodney: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Chris: welp there he goes 12 players left find out which nine get to hang while one goes bang next time on total drama Pahkitew island
*extra scene*
*Scarlett sneaks off*
*BF sees it*
BF: bup?
*extra scene 2*
Sugar: OW *walks out of tent* who did that?
?: don't even think about hurting BF
Sugar: oh it's none of your business
GF: even if I was his girlfriend?
Sugar: hahaha what are you gonna do? hahaha...wait how did you get here
GF: if you hurt BF or Ella *glows red eyes and skin turns purple* you will regret it
Sugar: AHHHHHHHHHH
so yeah I will do the next ones on Fridays and Saturdays actually