ok I have no homework
Chris: on the last episode of total drama it was a battle of truth or scare judged by clucky the poultry polygraph where the competitors had to tell the truth or complete a scary slash disgusting challenge failure meant this would happen *shocks* looked like something might be uh brewing between Sky and Dave but in the end it was Rodney's chicken taunting and sausage fingers that lost it for team Lions and got him voted off who's next to let their team down in a hilarious and hurty way find out now on total drama Pahkitew island
(intro)
*night*
Shawn: *sigh*
(confessional)
Shawn: she's cool and accepting of my lifelong mission to keep my brain from being eaten by the undead oh great ding ding full points but falling for her means I gotta protect her brain and mine that's a deal breaker
(ends)
*morning*
Jasmine: hmm hmm hmm
Amy: *whispers* are you sure about this
BF: YEAH
Jasmine: oh hey BF and...Amy
BF: BEEP BAP BOOP BUP BUP BIP BIAP...BIAP BAEP BEEP
Amy: uh yes look I'm sorry about voting Spare-my off
BF: BOP BAP BOP BOOP BIAP BIP BAP BIP
Jasmine: I am letting my head decide...NO...she has go next Sammy just wanted be here to make friends but you just got rid of her chance
Amy: oh shut up I least I might get a boyfriend that isn't obsessed with zombie even if they are not real
Jasmine: DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT SHAWN
BF: BOP! BAP BIAP BAP BIP BOOP BEP BIP BOP BAP BEP BAP BOOP BAP BOP BEP BIP
Jasmine: why should I vote for her she didn't abuse her sister
Amy: I was almost crushed by a tree!
Jasmine: Maybe it should have crushed you that should have been your karma I'm done with this *walks off*
*meanwhile*
Sky: and I guess that's when I decided I wanted to become an olympian sometimes you just gotta go for it right
Dave: right I was listening
(confessional)
Dave: I want to tell Sky how I feel she's all I can think about I just hope I don't do that thing I always do
(ends)
Sky: my older sister Jane is my role model she almost made it onto the Canadian olympic team for rhythmic gymnastics
Dave: is that even a real sport I always thought it was a halftime show thing it's just ribbons and music and useless running around looks so silly and...uh oh
(confessional)
Dave: yep it's happening
(ends)
Sky: how dare you say that about-
Dave: wait I always say dumb things just before I tell a girl I like her not that I'm always telling girls I like them just cute ones oh still doing it...I like you what I want to know is do you like me too
(confessional)
Sky: who stares at a girl and says I like you that's not how it works you're supposed to write it on a note and give it to a friend of the person you like then she tries to pass it to the girl gets caught by the teacher and the teacher reads it out loud into class everybody knows that right
*knock knock*
BF: BOOP (nope)
Sky: could you leave BF
BF: BEEP BUP BIAP BEEP BOP BAP (he was trying to say he loves you)
Sky: stop it plus getting into a relationship with someone who will eventually be competition makes no sense
(other)
BF: *sighs* BIAP BAP BEEP BEEP BUP BAP BAP BOP BOOP BOOP BIP (why can't the people know just rap that's how you do it)
(ends)
*BURP*
Sky: sorry that happens when I'm-
Dave: nervous I know so was that belch a yes or a no
Sky: it was an I like you too burp but
Dave: don't want to hear the but let's just see where thing go ok
Sky: but Dave
Chris: wakey wakey campers everyone gather down by the lake
Sugar: *YAWNS*
*later*
Ella: Sugar can I talk to you for a sec
Sugar: you can talk to me but I gotta ain't listen
Ella: um I'm not allowed to sing so I wrote you a friend ship poem
(confessional)
Ella: it wasn't a poem but an unsung song
(ends)
Ella: ehem hem Sugar sweetens many things like cake and candy and-
Sugar: here's a poem to stick in your ear holes roses are red manure is brown GET OUT MY FACE
Ella: *sigh*
Sky: you know they say the meanest people are the ones who have a hard time believing in themselves
Ella: *gasp* she needs my support thank you Sky
Max: professor abomination too soft doctor repugnance too smelly MR little dread you locks me likey
Scarlett: working on a new name
Max: yes I've already got my cathphrase time to evil but I still require a sinister moniker
Scarlett: they all sound so good how will you decide
Max: silly girl one doesn't pick an evil name the evil name picks you-...OW
Topher: wow
*BREADLESS JUMPSCARE*
Chris: okay that's enough kill the effects chef
Topher: Chris you look different today
Chris: just my natural youth shinning through
Topher: no no you did something oxygen sleep chamber
Chris: no
Topher: hydrochloric acid peel
Chris: nope
Topher: elastin protein tablets antioxidant firming serum
Chris: no and nuh uh
Sugar: is this the challenge? we gotta make up kooky works *kooky words*
Ella: great job Sugar my turn uh carrot oh you're so much better at this than I am
*AIR HORN*
Chris: silence
(confessional)
Topher: slow talks that's it Chris has less lines than an extra on a movie set wait this is bad a younger looking Chris means I might never get a shot as host
(ends)
Chris: today we will be laughing as you risk your lives in the smash splash one two three X dash players have to cross the beams grab a dueling stick from the end of the dock bring it back to your's and place it on your board two dueling sticks make an X three X's wins the challenge
Max: I have a diabolical scheme for them-
Chris: anyone who messes with the other teams sticks will result them losing the challenge
Max: nevermind
Chris: only one member per team may cross at a time if you land in the drink that turn gets you no points so use that dueling stick to swat trip or bat your opponent into the water this will be awesome to see
Dave: any particular order we go in
Chris: you decide your own order but each team member must go at least once but anyways enough of that swim to your docks and wait fr my signal to start
*later*
Sugar: dang why did our bathing suits have to get lost in that blimp crash I wanted to show off the swimsuit that won me the little miss forefront pageant
Ella: ooooo I would have loved to have seen it
*SHOVES BACK INTO THE WATER*
Max: what a mockery evil should never have to swim
Scarlett: any new brilliant gadget to unleash on the other team
Max: all I have is this wire I can't make something from nothing fool
Amy: so who should go first HMM?
Topher I'll go first to balance books on our heads are my on-camera poise class this will be a cinch
Dave: me first we should save Sky's gym skills for tougher player
*AIR HORN*
Chris: GO
*they run*
Sky: be careful Dave
Topher: looks like Topher is a natural in both the talent and the beauty department like a younger version of a famous host we all know and-
*AIR HORN*
Chris: next the narration top
*they grab*
*they both pass without doing a thing
Chris: seriously start hurting each other or I'll get bored and that will be bad news for all of you
Sky: go for it Sugar
Topher: go for it Amy
Amy: oh Idk about that
BF: BUP BEEP BEP BEEP BAP BEEP
Amy: Your right just pretend she is Spare-my
Sugar: just pretend she's Ella
Amy: MOM HATES YOU
Sugar: PREPSY WANNA BE
*they grab and fight*
Sugar: you're never gonna be nothing but a donkey
Amy: YOU ARE NOTHING TO THIS WORLD
Chris: a little better but I'm still bored release scuba bear
Sugar: release what now?
Scuba bear: *PUSHES OFF* RAHHHHHHH
Amy: AHHHHHHH
Scuba bear: eyes on you bye bye
Chris: Amy completes Lion's first X
Scarlett: you should go next
Max: hmph let that bear fill up on the others first
Scarlett: and miss out on an opportunity for evil if you wrap that wire around the stick it will act as a conductor then all you'll need is a power source
Max: electrocuting myself is more self evil than evil-
Scarlett: if you hold it by the rubber padding you won't get shocked go I'll find the electricity unless you'd rather wait for someone else to pull off the plan first
Max: what never *runs*
Ella: hello over there
Max: you're closer to doom than you realize
*both grabs*
Scarlett: *gets an eel* MAX *throws* pardon me
Eel: *CRUNCH*
Max: TIME TO EVIL
Ella: hey again small buddy-
Max: RAHHHHHHHH
Ella: AHHH *BZZZZZZZT*
*GASPS*
*GASPS*
Sugar: *LAUGHS*
(confessional)
Sugar: best day ever!
(other)
BF: BEEP BOOP BAP BAP BEEP BIP BUP BOOP BUP BIP (see look at that she is up to something)
(ends)
Dave: *PULLS*
Ella: Im sorry I fell in
Sky: that was a low blow in my world unsportsmanlike conduct gets penalized
Dave: here *grabs shoe* let me help you *puts it on*
(confessional)
Ella: that was a true fairy tale moment...I have found my prince
(ends)
Sky: I saw what you did see you on the way back cheater teamer
(confessional)
Sky: I don't usually care for trash talk but BOOM that's what you get when you electrocute my team
(ends)
Sky: RAHHHHHHHH *misses*
(confessional)
Scarlett: the laws of force and motion are simple with Sky being the pivot point I knew the inertia caused by the mass of the dueling stick would...she swung too hard and fell down
(ends)
Chris: Scarlett makes it back to complete the second X
Floyd: I got this one
BF: BEEP BOOP BAP BEP
*grabs*
BF: BAAAAAAAP *vaults*
Floyd: AHHH
BF: *RETRY* *splash*
Floyd: yikes didn't mean to do that
Chris: and now the Octopuses are catching up
*Shawn and Jasmine grab and run*
Shawn: ZOMBIE *pushes*
*cheers*
Jasmine: what's wrong with you
Shawn: um she's not a zombie
(confessional)
Shawn: I think I just made a big mistake
(other)
Jasmine: I think I just made a big mistake
(ends)
*montage*
*Dave pushes Topher off scoring*
*Sugar pushes Amy off*
*Ella gets pushed off by Max*
*Sky jumps over Scarlett and hits her*
*BF pushes Floyd off*
*Jasmine PUSHES Shawn but trips in process*
*ends*
Dave: yes we are tied! *scores*
Chris: tie game next dueling stick on the board is for the win
*cheers for Sugar*
*cheers for Amy*
Amy: thanks for the support
Sugar: got it let's get hitting
Scuba bear: Hello there
Amy: *gasp* HEY
Sugar: sorry it's your problem Amy
*CHEERS FOR SUGAR*
(confessional)
Amy: DAHHHH I need to prove that I'm worth keeping especially Jasmine she hates me for no reason at all
(ends)
*Amy runs the opposite way)
Ella: SUGAR LOOK OUT
Sugar: huh
Amy: HA *PUSHES HER OFF* I got the time
Scuba bear: RAHHHHHH
Amy: *runs past it*
Scuba bear: GET BACK HERE NOW!
Amy: *scores* YES
BF: BOOP BAP
Amy: huh
Scuba bear: RAHHHHH I'M AFTER YOU
Amy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chris: well team Lions wins the challenge and the octopuses go to the campfire to eliminate someone from your own team *whispers are you sure the bear is programed to do that Chef?
Chef: *nope*
Chris: weird
*later*
Amy: AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME
BF: *THROW MIC* BEP BUP BAP BOP BEP
Scuba bear: NUH UH
BF: BOP!
Scuba bear: Huh what the where is the water *dives into pond*
Amy: what was that about? first a tree now a bear what is going on here
BF: BIAP BAP BEP BAP BEEP BOUP BOOP BOP BEP BIP BEP BIP BIP BEP BIAP
Amy: you saw Scarlett leaving the tent now that I think about it she send a eel that electrocuted Ella hoping she stays
*meanwhile*
Max: I must thank you for your contribution minor as it was to my glorious invention of supreme evil
Scarlett: oh it no big-
Max: you have proven yourself unuseless and therefore somewhat worthy of becoming my new sidekick your welcome
(confessional)
Scarlett: sidekick RAHHHHHHH
(ends)
Shawn: Jasmine I am so I thought you were you know then Dave said
Jasmine: *GRABS* you know what
Shawn: I'm a jerk
Jasmine: I MISSED ON PURPOSE SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T GET ELIMINATED AND NOW I'M PROBABLY THE NEXT ONE GOING HOME SOONER
Shawn: so uh thanks for that
(confessional)
Shawn: she did that for me huh this sounds crazy but maybe there's more to life than preparing for the undead to take over maybe I should start thinking more with my heart
(other)
Jasmine: how could I let my feelings for Shawn distract me he is obviously not into me so it's time to get ruthless no more thinking with my heart
(ends)
Chris: well well you thought you can catch a streak breaker but no anyways to the victors gets compliments of spoiling second-hand food emporium where one man's trash is another man's tape worm...think fast
BF: *catches* BOP BIAP
Chris: now get voting
*later*
Chris: now first off we ran out of marshmallows...some how but incase of that I will go live with the votes
Ella: no you don't have to do that
Sugar: oh shut up are you just gonna rant about-
Chris: hey let's get a move on already
*TV static*
*Dave*: Sugar you are most disgusting I can't believe that you even liked Leonard
*Shawn*: let me get this straight if we were in a zombie apocalypse you could be bait Sugar no one cares about you
*Sugar*: I swear Ella has to go NOW
*Sky*: Sugar all that Ella was doing was trying to be nice to you and YOU just don't understand her at all
Sugar: oh I wonder who got all the people to turn on me
Chris: SHHHH we have two more people
*Floyd*: my plan is working Sugar is clearly gonna be gone I gather everyone to get rid for to vote her out I just named a bunch of reasons to all of them about things that I know the others will hate of course hehe
*Ella*: Sugar I'm sorry for everything that I have done to you Floyd is getting everyone to get rid of...well I don't want to do that I want to be friends with you I support you I try to make you smile but I don't understand why don't you like me please accept this as my final Apology I don't to be enemies
Chris: ok after all of that Sugar is out of here
Sugar: wait you didn't vote me or tell everyone else?...why after everything I did to you
Ella: look I understand if you don't want to me my friend I just didn't want you to be mad at all...Could we talk in private for a moment
Chris: fine 5 minutes only!
*later*
Ella: look I don't want anyone to here about any of this or feel scared
Sugar: what was it
Ella: you're not going to believe this but *whispers* I was a monster when I was young
Sugar: uh what do you mean a monster? you were mad at everyone?
Ella: worse I hurt them in a way you wouldn't expect
*flashbacks*
Ella: way back I was a dragon that was very mean scary and painful to all and I was forced to a happy camp to make my frown upside down and make to a normal little girl...but until it was cousin's day at my cousin's daycare she expect me to be a bad girl like I once was she wanted me to be back to my dragon self she did everything she can to make me about to be a dragon and all failed until a kid made to meet his cousin Max and
Sugar: wait hold up Max?
Ella:..oh now I recognize that person now but let me continue he was host of the minion competition and well once he kicked me out even though I did so well he said he didn't like me and then it happened chaos everywhere I had lost my mind until my cousin said that he left and back to normal and I went back to my house and my parents weren't proud of my actions on that day and they had to put be in a cage for all the stuff I did and I realized that if no one wants to be scared and about cry it made me think I have to be good and nice to everyone once I turned 11 I was free from the cage and I went to school try and make friends but they don't want to be my friend I had no idea what to do at that point until I saw my cousin on the same show that we are in and they were singing I thought that would make me get more friends but still didn't work I tried to sing all the songs at a local mall but I was banned after that
Sugar: oh wow I never realize that about you so uh why did you join the show
Ella: well to make friends and sing well I did had a little argument with my cousin before I joined
*in it*
Ella: hey Gwen guess what
Gwen: what?
Ella: I auditioned for Total drama
Gwen: you what! Ella that show is bad
Ella: I could possibly make more friends when I am there
Gwen: Ella no I can't let you join that show
Ella: but you competed in it and-
Gwen: no I don't you to join the show good reasons Chris is a monster please don't do this to yourself will could get eliminated by someone you try to friends with and Chris is gonna laugh about it
Ella:...are you saying I can't do anything that I WANT TO *gets angry*
Gwen: WHAT NO
Ella: OH LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO *pauses the dragon*
Gwen: are you mad at me
Ella: nooo you made me meet that cousin to make me into a dragon and I am not going to do that...ever again *leaves
*ends*
Sugar: oh I'm sorry to hear all of that I guess I was dumb
Chris: 5 minutes are up time to go now
Sugar: coming *hugs* I hope you win this show
*BOOM*
Sugar: I'M COMING WIZARD
Chris: wanna know who's next to be gone it won't be long right here on total drama Pahkitew island
*extra*
Scarlett: ok I got to know what Ella and Sugar what they were talking about *hops in the secret tunnel*
BF: BOP BAP
*in the tunnel*
Scarlett: *knock knock*
Sammy: oh hey come on in...so this is kinda strange but Ella is a dragon
Scarlett: really
*eventually*
Scarlett: ok never mind
Sammy: my two attempts didn't work ugh
Scarlett: well I want Max gone at some point or now
Sammy: what is I make something attack her and she loses for her team
Scarlett: yep and I could get rid of Max and then Amy
Sammy: I looked at the next few episodes and it looks like I can sneak in on it for this cave challenge
Scarlett: hmm It would definitely work out good thinking Sammy
*ends*
ok fr the next ones will be on Friday and Saturday but man I feel like did some out of context for Ella's flashbacks