Cut to an astronaut in space next to a satellite with TDI, TDA, TDWT and TDROTI written on it. "We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And this season, we're going right back where it all began. At Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris's voice came as the camera panned to the earth, showing Chris on the dock next to an intern. "I'm Chris McLean! And as you can see, things have changed since we've been away. And by "changed", I mean gotten really, really dangerous." he explained as the intern was hit by a tentacle, launching him away. "Good stuff. But the rules of the game remain the same. A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers, air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island and risk being voted off. Last one standing wins one. Million. Dollars! Speaking of our cast, here they come now!" he explained as a yacht passed by with all the 24 contestants as it went by without stopping.
"No!" Owen yelled.
"No. Not them. This season, we've got all new players fighting for the million. And here they come now. For real." Chris said as a new yacht came with 13 other teenagers. "Meet Jo!" he said as a girl with blonde hair wearing a tracksuit was shown.
"Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis." Jo told the person next to her, a ginger boy wearing overalls.
"Scott!" Chris introduced.
"Right back at ya." Scott told Jo as he sniffed his armpit.
"Zoey and Mike!" Chris introduced a redhead girl with glasses and a guy with a blue sweater.
"Can you believe we're going to be in Total Drama? Just look at that island!" Zoey told Mike.
"Yeah. It's... beautiful." Mike replied.
"Lightning!" Chris introduced a muscular boy wearing a blue hat with a tracksuit as he popped up and knocked Mike and Zoey away.
"Ah!" Zoey grunted as she fell away.
"Hello, gorgeous! Mwah! Ain't no one gonna stop the Lightning from winning this!" Lightning said as he kissed his abs.
"Brick!" Chris introduced a guy wearing sunglasses with a blue vest and army pants who grabbed Zoey as she fell.
"Ah!" Zoey grunted as he dropped her to salute.
"Sir, Brick McArthur, reporting for duty, sir! It's an honor to be here, sir!" Brick saluted.
"B and Dawn." Chris introduced a fat boy who wore futuristic tech who fingergunned to the camera and a girl with blonde hair and a green sweater who was meditating.
"Your aura is exceptionally purplish-green. Oh, it suits you, though." Dawn said as B smiled. "I sense that you do not like to speak. Still, nice to meet you." she said.
"Dakota!" Chris introduced a girl with blonde hair and pink clothes on the lower area.
"Hey there! Dakota here, and I'm here to–" Dakota giggled.
"Anne Maria!" Chris introduced a girl with poofy hair, a red jacket and bandana and a lion shirt on it who was applying hairspray.
"Oh yeah, three more coats oughta do it." Anne Maria said as she sprayed hairspray.
"Hey, whoa! Who said you could pan away?" Dakota said as she shoved Anne Maria away.
"Don't push me, blondie!" Anne Maria said as she sprayed hairspray on Dakota.
"Ah!" Dakota grunted as she choked on it and fell backward.
"Staci!" Chris introduced a chubby girl with a red bow, a pink sweater and a backpack.
"My grandma Millie invented suntans. Yeah. Before her, people smeared themselves with clay." Staci explained as Anne Maria choked her with hairspray too.
"Cameron!" Chris introduced a scrawny boy wearing glasses and a red jacket on the upper deck.
"I can't believe I'm seeing all this for the first time! Fresh air! A real lake! Birds! Whoa!" Cameron grunted when sam seagulls flew by, knocking him down.
"And Sam." Chris introduced a chubby guy with curly brown hair, pink cat headphones, glasses, a yellow jacket and a gamer shirt who was currently playing on a GameGuy on the lower deck.
"Wha!" Cameron grunted as he fell next to him.
"Oh, yeah! Grenade launcher upgrade. Heh. Now we're cooking. If I can just beat this level in three minutes, I'll get myself a new high score!" Sam said as he gamed.
"Yep. It's our roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever!" Chris said as he pulled out a remote, blowing up the boat as the competitors were sent flying away while screaming. "Right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he said.
(Theme song)
"Ah! Is this what pain tastes like? It tastes even worse than all that meatloaf I ate once! I mean…" Cameron mumbled as he landed on a rock.
"Chris is so gettin' a beat down for this!" Anne Maria said as she swam past.
"Out of the way losers! High athlete coming through!" Jo said as she swam past Zoey and Staci and then jumped over Sam who was trying not to get his GameGuy wet.
"Hey! This console doesn't come for free!" Sam angrily said.
"Help!" Cameron said as he drowned.
"Help yourself, spazz." Scott said as he swam by while Cameron sank.
"I'll save you, little girl!" Lightning said as he came out of the water while holding Cameron in one hand.
"I'm a boy!" Cameron said.
Meanwhile, Dakota was on a raft next to a boat with paparazzi taking photos of her.
"Hi, fellas! How ever did you find me?" Dakota asked.
"Uh, we got your text?" The photographer replied.
"Just go with it, please?" Dakota said.
"For crying out loud! Uninvited guests, over." Chris told his earpiece as Chef came out of the water next to the boat in a scuba suit.
"I'm gonna enjoy this." Chef said as he put a bomb on the boat, blowing it up and causing Dakota to be launched back.
"Not cool!" Dakota yelled as she hit Cameron, launching him out of Lightning's hand and landing on it herself.
"Hey, where did the little girl go?" Lightning asked as Cameron hit Anne Maria's hair.
"Oof!" Cameron mumbled as he fell.
"Hey! No touching the hair, four-eyes!" Anne Maria said as she swam away while applying hair spray.
"I wish my third uncle twice removed was here! He invented life preservers!" Staci yelled as she drowned.
"Hang on!" Mike yelled.
"I'm coming! Oh!" Mike and Zoey yelled as they came at the same time.
"Uh, heh, no, you first, please." Mike said.
"No, please. Go ahead. I insist." Zoey said.
"Well, I mean, if you insist. Heh." Mike said when he was pulled under the water by Staci.
"Huh. Hold on!" Zoey yelled as she dove in and emerged with Mike and Staci. "Are you alright?" she asked.
"I think? Thanks. I owe you one." Mike said.
Confessional: Mike
"Okay, my first confessional. So, um, Zoey. Nice girl. Okay, super nice. I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. See, I have this um... quirk. I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again. Oh." Mike sighed.
Confessional: Zoey
"Wow. I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional. It's so exciting! Most people here seem nice so far. I hope they all like me. I could use a few new friends. Or friends period. Oh, what if they hate me? Maybe this flower was too big. Am I trying too hard? You like me, right?" Zoey said.
Cut to Jo arriving at the shore. "Woohoo! That's what I'm talking about! First one on the- gah. How did you- you're not even wet!" Jo said as she saw Dawn meditating on a rock.
"Hm? Oh. I used a shortcut." Dawn said.
"Ugh, just don't think you can defeat me by using some weird magic powers." Jo said.
"I know what you feel. It's in your aura, you have a need to always be the first at everything to prove yourself." Dawn said.
"Well that's not creepy at all." Jo rolled her eyes.
Confessional: Jo
"All of the people here seem to be wimps so far. I could easily beat them all with my hands tied behind my back while sleeping! Couldn't they at least find 12 other people who aren't complete wimps?" Jo complained.
Confessional: Dawn
"Greetings fellow kindred spirits, I am Dawn. I am a dedicated follower of mother nature. Last night, the universe sent me a message, saying that I must compete on this vile show. It said that I needed to win the money so I could use it to build a sanctuary for all the poor animals. I hope my good vibrations manage to touch the auras of the people here." Dawn said.
"Ma'am." Brick panted as he reached the shore and collapsed.
"I thought soldiers were supposed to be tough." Jo said.
"I am! I'm just… not very good at swimming." Brick said.
"I bet that's not the only thing you suck at." Jo said.
"Hey! I'll have you know, my family are all very respected soldiers!" Brick said.
Confessional: Brick
"I may be the strongest player here, but I'm all about teamwork. Back in cadets, I took the teamwork medal three years running! Also, the bed-making medal, the "flag-folding" medal, and the letters-home-to-mom medal. I always win that one." Brick explained.
Cut to B walking to shore with a choking Cameron on his head.
"I think the first elimination is obvious." Jo mocked.
"Hey!" Cameron said.
Confessional: Cameron
"I'm what's known as a... bubble boy. Growing up, my mom was really overprotective. So I've never gone swimming before. Up until six hours ago, I've never done anything before. Except read and sigh a lot. But that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with. No way! Danaus Plexippus? The monarch butterfly? D'ah! Oh, it's so heavy!" Cameron grunted as a butterfly landed on his head, knocking him down.
Cut to Scott arriving at the shore. "Ugh, finally. Of course Chris just had to pull off some crazy shit like that." Scott complained when Mike, Zoey and Staci arrived.
"We made it!" Zoey said as they all sat on some rocks.
"Yeah. And my great-great-great uncle Boris invented swimming! Before him, people just swung their arms around like this and sank to the bottom. And my great-great-great-great-great-great–" Staci explained.
"Yeah, that's great." Mike said as he looked at Zoey when Sam was thrown on shore while holding his GameGuy out of the water as he spat out a fish.
"Level one complete!" Sam said.
"You've got to be kidding me." Scott rolled his eyes.
Confessional: Sam
"I knew I should've played that Swii Fitness Workout Game. Ha ha. Oh, I just hope I don't get cut first. That would be lame. But if I stick it out long enough to get cut sixth or even seventh, how cool would that be?" Sam chuckled as he played on his GameGuy.
"So stoked to be here! I've been watching Total Drama forever! Who knows? Maybe I'll even make some new friends." Zoey said.
"Yes. That would be good considering you were an only child and all." Dawn said.
"Wha? Who told you that?" Zoey said.
"Your soul reads like an open book. You had such a lonely childhood. It must have been difficult." Dawn said.
"Uh, yeah. I'm just… gonna go now." Zoey said as she backed away from Dawn.
"Sha-bam! The Lightning is here to strike! Ah yeah, who's the best? I am!" Lightning said as he jumped out of the water and began kissing his biceps.
"Whoa, take a look at Mr. Selfless here." Scott mocked.
Confessional: Lightning
"These guys don't know what they're in for! Back home, I play 20 different sports and have more than 50 medals and trophies! That million is gonna be mine! Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.
"Where's Chris? I need to give him a good smackdown for the crap he pulled!" Anne Maria said as she came.
"Ugh, my hair is all ruined!" Dakota complained as she arrived.
"Well, I think it still looks good, heh." Sam chuckled.
"Attention fresh meat! See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife! That would be bad!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Yeah. We wouldn't wanna upset the bunnies." Lightning nudged Sam as he chuckled.
"Or the Goomkas!" Sam said as Lightning looked confused.
"The tiniest sound can set them off. Like this!" Chris said as he played an air horn noise, causing a roaring noise and trees to fall as all the contestants ran away.
Cut to Jo crossing a finish line in the woods, followed by Lightning. "Yes! Sorry you had to lose to a girl." Jo mocked Lightning.
"What girl? Lightning didn't lose, bro. Lightning never loses." Lightning replied.
Confessional: Jo
"He can't be that dumb, right? He's just trying to piss me off!" Jo said.
"Captain Modesty, two steps left, you're on Team A. Yo, Jo, move right, you're Team B. Pitsniffer, you're Team A. Corporal Brickhouse! Team B." Chris said as Scott came, followed by Brick.
"Sir, yes, sir!" Brick saluted as B came.
"Silent Treatment, Team A." Chris said.
"Uh, what about me?" Cameron asked as B turned his back, showing Cameron clinging onto him.
"Bubble Boy, Team B." Chris said.
"Okie dokie." Cameron said as he got off when Zoey and Mike came.
"Zoey the Lonely, Team B." Chris said.
"Only as a child. Seriously." Zoey said.
"The Aura Whisperer, Team A." Chris said as Dawn came while floating.
"Ah!" Mike said in shock.
"Saved by a Girl, Team B. Princess Wannabe, Team A. Tan in a Can, Team B." Chris said as Dakota arrived, followed by Anne Maria. "Yo, Game Junkie! Team A." he said as Sam arrived and collapsed.
"Sweet!" Sam said.
"My uncle Bill won the New York marathon four times because marathons were... first proposed by my great... great…" Staci collapsed as she came.
"And chatty Staci. Team B. Since Jo was the first to arrive, her team gets more members." Chris said.
"You're welcome!" Jo told her team.
"By the way, what the heck was that thing in the forest?" Scott asked.
"I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species." Cameron said.
"Was it a giant Ganowserf!? Those things can't be beaten without getting the water gun first!" Sam said.
"Relax. It'll all make sense eventually." Chris said and laughed evilly as the contestants looked scared. "Now, this season of Total Drama will be a little bit different. For example, since there's only 13 of you, it's only going to be 13 episodes instead of 26." he said.
"It's never been that short before." Zoey said.
"I know, sad that I don't get to tortue you guys more but whatevs. Since you're all first-timers, I'm gonna cut you a break and hide this bad boy somewhere in the campgrounds. A genuine McLean-brand Chris head. Your free ticket back into the game, even if your teammates vote you off. Whoever finds it will become the most powerful player in Total Drama history!" Chris said as he pulled out a wooden head of himself.
Confessional: Jo
"That idol could be useful to save myself if I get in too much danger. I just need to find it before all these wimps." Jo thought.
"Is the cleft on my chin really that big?" he said as he pulled out a wooden head of himself.
"Yep. And it looks like a butt." Scott said.
"Moving on. Time for the team names." Chris said.
"Team Lightning! No wait, Lightning Squad!" Lightning said.
"The Gaming Gorillas!" Sam said.
"Great suggestions, Lightning and Sam. But names have already been chosen by moi. Team A, you shall henceforth be known as The Toxic Rats!" Chris said.
"Killer." Sam chuckled.
"Can we make it the Toxic Lightnings instead?" Lightning said.
"And Team B, you are hereby dubbed... The Mutant Maggots." Chris said.
"Just like back at the army." Brick sniffled.
"Um... what's with all the references to chemical waste?" Mike asked when they heard a roar.
"It's the monster!" Cameron yelled.
"Ah!" Cameron and Zoey said in shock as some trees fell and a squirrel came out of a bush.
"Hey, it's just a stupid squirrel!" Jo said.
"Aw! It's cute!" Dakota said when the squirrel blinked sideways, making her scream.
"Oh my gosh! What's wrong with it?" Dawn gasped.
"While we were gone, I rented the island out to a nice family oriented bio-hazardous waste disposal company. Sweet people. But the waste is having a teensy bit of an impact on the flora and fauna." Chris explained.
"I told you that was a bad idea." Chef said as he came while the squirrel ate a fly with it's tongue like a frog.
"Cool!" Sam chuckled.
Confessional: Zoey
"I know some crazy stuff happened in the show before, but I'd say mutated animals are a new low." Zoey said.
"Weird. I want one." Dakota said as she looked at the squirrel. It then shot lasers out of it's eyes, causing Dakota to jump in Sam's arms out of fear.
"Most. Danger. Ever!" Chris laughed.
Confessional: Dakota
Dakota was crying. "Chris is the meanest ever! Hang on. Not too blotchy, okay, take two." Dakota said as she took out her mirror to look at her face and then began crying again.
Confessional: Sam
"Man, that girl Dakota is kind of cute. I'd ask her out but the last time I asked out a girl, it didn't go so well." Sam said.
"Now, before we start our very first challenge of the season, let's give out some rewards. Jo, because you made it up here before anyone else, your team gets a trampoline! And the Rats get a hacksaw." Chris said as Chef jumped on a trampoline with a hacksaw.
"Ah!" Chef grunted as he fell off, making Lightning laugh before he got hit by the hacksaw.
"Ah!" Lightning grunted as Jo laughed before she got hit with a trampoline.
"Oof! Ah!" Jo grunted as she fell.
"What do the items have to do with this bomb?" Chris said as he showed a bomb.
"Um, he won't really blow us up again, will he?" Mike said.
"Won't I? Find out when we come back." Chris said as the screen faded to black.
Cut to everyone next to two trees with totems hanging from them. "Those are your team totems. You need to cut 'em down and get 'em into the river and ride 'em back to the campgrounds. First team there gets their pick of the cabins. But hurry, the totems are rigged with bombs that will explode if you don't plant them in front of your cabin in seven minutes or less. Starting now." Chris said.
"All right, let's do this! Yeah! Ah!" Jo grunted as he jumped on the trampoline and was launched into the water.
"Stand back! Lightning is on it! Ah! Oof! Dang, slippery tree! Don't worry. Lightning never quits!" Lightning said as he tried to climb the tree but ended up sliding down while B looked deep in thought.
"So, uh, any ideas on how to do this?" Sam asked.
"I don't know, aren't you the gamer? Don't you know any games like this?" Scott said.
"Nope, I haven't played any games like this." Sam said as Scott facepalmed while B looked like he had an idea.
"It's too bad that my third cousin Jack isn't here to give us tips on bow-handed tree climbing." Staci told her team.
"Okay, if Jo hits the center of the trampoline with fifty pounds of pressure per square inch- oof!" Cameron grunted as he was shoved by Anne Maria.
"Back off, I want a crack at this." Anne Maria said.
"But I calculated for Jo's weight!" Cameron said as Anne Maria jumped on the trampoline and hit the bottom of the
"Ooh…" Zoey, Mike, Jo, Cameron, and Brick winced as Jo kicked the trampoline away, causing Anne Maria to fall.
"This reminds me of that time my great-great-" Staci tried to say but was interrupted.
Confessional: Anne Maria
"Sure, I wanna win a million dollars, but not at the expense of my looks! I mean, check me out. Perfect hair, perfect tan, all this is worth a billion, easy." Anne Maria explained.
Lightning was still trying to climb the tree when B moved a log on a rock and approached Scott. "The hell do you want? Ugh, fine. You want me on this thing?" Scott said as B pushed him on the log.
"Whoa, hey! Heh. You want me to stand here?" Sam said as B pushed him close to the tree.
"Whoa! Oh! Whoa…" Scott yelled as B jumped on the opposite side of the log, launching him on top of Sam.
"Whoa, dude, nice thinking!" Sam said when Lightning fell down the tree.
"Ah!" Lightning groaned.
Confessional: Lightning
"First of all, tree climbing is not a recognized sport. Plus, that tree was covered in butter or something! But if Chris is trying to make Lightning look bad, he can think again. Lightning never gives up and never surrenders! Sha-Lightning!" Lightning posed.
"Time to win this! T'ah! Ah! Gah, help, help, help! Ah, help!" Brick screamed as he jumped on the trampoline and grabbed the axe stuck to the totem and screamed as he realized he was stuck there.
"Good grief." Jo said.
"Sheesh, what a baby." Anne Maria said.
"Calm down, you're just making yourself more likely to fall!" Cameron said.
"And my great-great-great Aunt Dora actually taught native Canadians to carve totems." Staci said.
"Aw, man! This isn't working!" Mike said and then gasped in air. "G'all darn it, cut the dang rope already!" Mike said, acting like an old man.
"That's what we're trying to do, Mike." Anne Maria said.
"Mike? Name's Chester, missy." Chester said.
"Uh, excuse me?" Zoey said.
"You heard me right! And what the hell is this place anyway?" Chester said.
"We're at Total Drama? Didn't you sign up for this? Is this an act?" Zoey asked.
"What the hell even is Total Drama-whatever? All you damn whippersnappers are pissing me off!" Chester said.
Confessional: Zoey
"Mike is so sweet. You know, I don't really get his old man comedy routine. But I bet it's really funny if you're from like, France or something." Zoey said.
"Ah! Lightning strikes!" Lightning cheered as B launched him onto Sam.
Meanwhile, Brick was still holding onto the axe when he saw a squirrel. "U-Uh, go away. Shoo! Shoo! Ah!" Brick yelled as the squirrel shot lasers from his eyes.
"Back in my day, we didn't need fancy saws and axes to cut ropes. We did just fine with stones!" Chester said as he threw a rock at the squirrel which upset it, making it shoot lasers at them insead.
Meanwhile, B launched Dawn onto Lightning as she landed perfectly on one foot. "One more person will do it. Dakota?" Sam said. Dakota was a few feet away, posing on a stump as some paparazzi took pictures of her when Chris cut a tree, crushing the paparazzi.
"Ah!" Dakota said in shock.
"Timber! No time for photo ops, Dakota!" Chris said.
"Take it easy!" Dakota said.
Meanwhile, the Maggots screamed as the squirrel shot lasers at them. He then noticed Brick and began shooting at him. "Ah! Not the crew cut!" Brick yelled as the squirrel shot lasers at him while he dodged them as a laser hit the rope, cutting the totem as it fell with Brick.
"Yes!" Jo, Anne Maria and Chester cheered.
"Mission accomplished." Brick saluted.
Cut to B putting Dakota on the log. "Ah! Put me down! Take it easy!" Dakota said.
"Only three minutes left!" Dawn said as B launched Dakota.
"Whoa! Oof!" Dakota grunted as she hit the tree and then fell on Dawn.
"Saw the ropes!" Dawn said.
"How are you supposed to– It won't work!" Dakota said as she tried to cut it with the dull side.
"Teeth down on the rope! Down!" Sam said.
"No, girl, you cannot be that dumb!" Lightning said.
"Pretend it's daddy's steak knife!" Dawn said.
"Oh! There!" Dakota giggled as she managed to cut the rope, causing the totem to fall.
"Heh. B, change your name to A+!" Sam said.
Confessional: B
B proudly prodded his hand against his chest.
Confessional: Scott
"B thinks he's so smart. But once my plan goes into action, he won't know what hit him! Ow!" Scott said as he threw a rock, only for it to bounce off the wall and hit him in the face.
Cut to the Maggots riding their totem on the river. "They're gaining on us!" Jo said as she saw the Rats approaching from behind.
"It's my duty to inform you, ma'am, that we have bigger problems." Brick said as they approached a waterfall.
"My first waterfall!" Cameron said.
"And maybe our last!" Chester said as they screamed while they went down the waterfall.
"I don't like it!" Cameron said as they bounced onto a hill and then slid down.
"Whoa!" Zoey grunted as she fell off the log but managed to hold on.
"Ah, kids today and their crazy log rides." Chester complained.
"Yeah! My great-great-great second Aunt Mary invented log riding, and she–" Staci tried to say but was interrupted.
"We don't care!" Jo, Brick, Anne Maria, Cameron and Chester replied.
"Mike!" Zoey yelled.
"Huh?" Chester inhaled when he saw Zoey holding on and turned back to Mike. "Zoey? Zoey! Hang on tight!" Mike said as he pulled Zoey back on the log.
"Okay! Thanks, Mike." Zoey said.
"Heh. No problem." Mike said.
Confessional: Mike
"Well, thankfully nothing too bad came out of that. I just hope it continues like this." Mike said.
Cut to the Toxic Rats landing on the hill and sliding down. "All right, yeah!" Lightning cheered as B made a forward motion with his arm.
"B wants us to lean forward!" Dawn said.
"Ugh, as long as this helps us win." Scott said as they all leaned forward, passing the Maggots.
"Hey, how did they get in front of us?!" Jo said in shock.
"They must have found some tactic to gain speed. Impressive." Cameron said.
Cut to Chris and Chef relaxing on chairs next to the cabins. "Ah, feels good to be back." Chris said.
"You know it!" Chef said when Owen came as he panted.
"Hey, Chris! Get this. The boat wouldn't stop." Owen said.
"Oh, look. It's former player Owen, who's not competing this year." Chris said.
"Yeah! So, I swam back to tell you- what?! Not competing?!" Owen said in shock.
"I'm afraid you and the other "classic" players have outlived your usefulness. Chef?" Chris said.
"Here's a little present for your efforts." Chef said as he strapped a bomb onto Owen. Owen ran away screaming and was blown up as Chris and Chef laughed.
Cut to the Toxic Rats arriving on the log. "Woohoo! First place! Go, Team Lightning!" Lightning cheered.
"Tick tock." Chris said as he pointed at his watch.
"Quick! Grab the good cabin!" Scott said as he and Lightning put the totem on the log next to the good cabin. Suddenly, the Maggots came screaming and fell off their totem as it was launched onto the good cabin, blowing it up.
"Too bad. It had an eight-person hot tub and air conditioning." Chris said as they all sighed.
"Yeah. My great-great-great uncle James invented log cabins! Before him, people had to sleep in the trees. And they kept falling out all the time. And my great-great-great-great-great aunt Phyllis invented roofs, and before her, houses were just walls and furniture. And every time it rained, you had to get a new sofa. Heh heh." Staci explained as everyone looked pissed.
"Regardless, even if their cabin is toast now, since they actually managed to get their totem on a cabin, the Toxic Rats win the first challenge!" Chris said as the Rats cheered while the Maggots sighed.
"So where am I gonna sleep?" Lightning asked.
"No worries. We've got a backup cabin for you. It's every bit as nice as the one you lost." Chris as Chef brought a new shitty cabin with the helicopter.
"Aw…" The Toxic Rats sighed.
"Crap!" Lightning angrily said.
"Team Maggot, I'll see you at the campfire for our first elimination ceremony of the season." Chris chuckled.
Confessional: Staci
"Losing is the worst! My great-great-great-great-great aunt Flaudsor invented losing, and she was known as the only bad one of the family." Staci explained.
Cut to the elimination ceremony. "The votes are cast. Those who receive a regular marshmallow can stay. But this season, one player will receive a very special marshmallow. A marshmallow you do not wanna eat. Whoever gets the marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom is out of the contest, which means you can't come back. Ever." Chris began the ceremony.
"Chatterbox! You didn't shut up at all. I'm not even gonna bother calling out anyone else, this is that obvious." Chef called out Staci who looked confused.
"The following players are safe." Chris said as he began tossing the marshmallows.
"Mike." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"Brick." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"Anne Maria." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow.
"Jo." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow.
"Zoey." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow. Cameron looked unconcerned while Staci was worried.
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Staci." he said as Chef tossed Staci a toxic marshmallow which she didn't catch.
"Aw... but I was doing so good." Staci sighed.
"Keep telling yourself that." Jo rolled her eyes.
"I guess it's the Dock of Shame for me then." Staci sighed.
"Actually, we came up with something new this season! You'll love it!" Chris said.
Cut to Staci in a catapult. "Say hello to the Hurl of Shame! Patent pending." Chris said.
"Yeah. Catapults were invented by my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-gre- ah!" Staci screamed as she was catapulted by Chris.
"One down, twelve to go. Who's next in line? Find out next time right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said as the episode ended.
VOTES:
Confessional: Jo
"That chatterbox doesn't know when to shut the hell up." Jo said as she showed a picture of Staci that had clown makeup drawn on it.
Confessional: Brick
"Captain Talktave's tour of duty needs to be over before it gets worse." Brick said as he crossed out a picture of Staci.
Confessional: Cameron
"She really didn't do anything aside from talk. Way too much." Cameron said as he showed a picture of Staci.
Confessional: Zoey
"I might be desperate for friends, but there are just people that are impossible to befriend." Zoey said, crossing out a picture of Staci.
Confessional: Mike
"Thankfully I didn't mess anything up. Anyway, that Staci girl needs to go." Mike said as he showed a crossed out picture of Ezekiel.
Confessional: Anne Maria
"Girl needs to learn when to shut up." Anne Maria said and crossed out a picture of Staci.
Confessional: Staci
"My great-great-great-great granduncle invented paper. Before that, people just wrote on anything that worked." Staci said as she scribbled on a picture of Cameron.
BONUS CLIP
Staci's Audition Tape
Staci was in front of a blackboard in her room. "Yeah! I'm gonna win Total Drama: Revenge of the Island 'cause I come from a long line of people who think outside the box. Like my great-grandfather Dave who invented forks. Before him, people just shoved food into their mouths with strips of bark. Yeah. And my great great aunt Lois invented plates. Before her, food just sat around on the floor getting stepped on. So sad. And my great great great great uncle George, he invented floors. Before him, the only way you could have a carpet is if you let grass grow in the inside of your house. I can't wait to tell everyone about my family. I just know they'll be impressed." Staci explained on the board as she showed some pictures.
Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Brick, Cameron, Jo, Mike, Zoey
Toxic Rats: B, Dakota, Dawn, Lightning, Sam, Scott
Eliminated Contestants:
13. Staci
ROTI has begun! Hope you guys are enjoying, not much to say so far. Staci is still the first boot because who else would it be? I put her on the Maggots so the losing team isn't bs.