Responding to reviews:
SuperSonicHeroes: Tbh yeah, this season is pretty underrated. Yeah, I tried to make the challange win make sense and gave a reason for why the Maggots got more. Glad you like it so far
"Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island…" Chris begun the recap. "thirteen new competitors were blown away by this year's challenges. They were treated to an early morning swim, said hello to the island's wildlife, and did some totem surfing. Explosive! In the end, Staci's team got so sick of her nonstop tall tales, that they sent her packing, Hurl of Shame style. Who'll go home next? And how much pain can I put them through first? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to the girls side of the Rats cabin. "Really? Oh no!" Dawn gasped as she saw a bird.
"Will you keep it down? If I don't get my beauty sleep, I'll lose it!" Dakota said with a sleeping mask on.
"Yes. Because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love." Dawn said.
"Who told you that? My therapist?" Dakota said.
"I see people's auras. And it looks like someone threw up on yours." Dawn said.
"Oh, go eat a worm!" Dakota angrily said.
"Uh... no thanks." Dawn said as the bird spat out a worm and offered it to her.
Confessional: Dakota
"Ugh, why did they have to blow up that fancy cabin? I haven't been able to get any sleep due to how crappy the bed is! Maybe I should just quit so I can go back to the mansion… no wait, I need to get my own spinoff show! They won't just give it to me if I quit!" Dakota thought.
Cut to the girls side of the Rats cabin. Everyone was sleeping when Scott suddenly burst in and shut the door while panting. "Huh? Hey, man. What's with all the dirt?" Sam asked.
"Oh, uh... just had an early morning make out session with one of the honeys." Scott replied.
"Sha-dig? Which one?" Lightning asked as he got up.
"Please tell me it's not Dakota." Sam said.
"Um…" Scott thought.
(Flashback) Scott was being chased by a beaver while screaming.
"A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell." Scott said.
"You kissed a gentleman?" Sam asked.
Confessional: Scott
"All right. I was out looking for that hidden immunity idol, not that they need to know. It's all part of my strategy. Let my team lose so I can get the big threats on the team get voted out, also making the Maggots develop a false sense of security before I pick 'em off in the merge! That idol can be useful to get rid of anyone, so I need to find it before anyone else does." Scott said when he heard a knocking noise. "Occupied!" he yelled when the beaver burst in from the side, making him scream.
Cut to the girls side of the Maggots cabin. "Hey! How'd you sneak that in?" Zoey asked Anne Maria who was using a hairdryer.
"Easy! I stuck it in my pouf!" Anne Maria said as she pulled hair spray out of her hair and began spraying it, making Zoey cough.
"Ugh, could you at least not do that indoors?" Zoey asked.
"Don't tell me what I can do, redhead." Anne Maria replied as she continued spraying while Zoey choked.
Confessional: Zoey
"Ugh, we've only been here for one day and I already feel like my lungs are decaying due to all that hairspray!" Zoey choked.
Cut to the guys side of the Maggots cabin. "These young whippersnappers with all their yammering and tomfoolery." Chester mumbled in his sleep.
"Aw, c'mon, Chester, keep it down." Mike mumbled in his sleep.
"Fine. For now." Chester mumbled in his sleep. Meanwhile, Cameron was watching them while huddled up in his sleeping bag.
Confessional: Cameron
"I had a hard time falling asleep. It was my first night outside my bubble. But finally, I recreated it with my sleeping bag, and I was out like that! What an adventure. Also, Mike's been acting kind of weird all throughout the night. I have a theory on what the reason could be, but I don't want to jump to any conclusions." Cameron explained.
Cut to Brick running outside. "One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two!" Brick yelled as he ran.
Confessional: Brick
"As the only soldier here with any military training, I've definitely got a winning edge. My biggest competition is probably Jo. Yeah, good thing we're on the same team! Like my drill sergeant always says, "Keep your enemies close, and your rivals closer!" W-Wait, I did that wrong. "Keep your family close and your enemy at arm's length." Uh, no, n-no, hold on." Brick said.
Brick continued running, and ended up crashing into Jo, who was also running, in front of the cabins. "Ow!" Brick and Jo both grunted in pain as a squirrel laughed at them.
"Oh, just did my morning 5K run, you?" Jo asked.
"8K." Brick replied.
"I mean I did an 8K warm up, then 5K at a full sprint." Jo replied.
"My entire run was uphill." Brick said.
"Yeah, uphill with my eyes shut!" Jo said.
"I ran backwards with earplugs!" Brick said.
"Why earplugs?" Jo asked.
"I dunno!" Brick replied.
"Team Maggot is lucky to have us. We were the only reason that the team was even close to winning. We'll carry them all the way to victory!" Jo said.
"Sounds good to me! I look forward to working with you, ma'am!" Brick said as he shook her hand.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say." Jo said as she shook back.
Confessional: Jo
"I'll carry them to victory. Just being nice so that aptly named clump of cadet meat will be loyal. But when the time comes… Ow! Splinter! You little…" Jo angrily said as she broke a stick.
Cut to Chris blowing an air horn on the loudspeaker. "Up and at 'em, my little morning glories! It's time for today's challenge!" Chris said as everyone came.
"What?! But Lightning hasn't had his DPA!" Lightning said.
"Huh?" Sam asked.
"Daily protein allotment? Duh!" Lightning replied.
"And I haven't had enough beauty sleep." Dakota said with her sunglasses on.
"C'mon, you look- great sons of Orion!" Sam yelled in fear as Dakota took her sunglasses off, showing that she had eyebags.
"You can catch up on your sleep after the challenge. Right this way to the Bay of Dismay." Chris said.
"Aw…" Everyone awed.
"Hey, it's me. We're going to some bay a- hey!" Dakota said as she took out her phone before Chris grabbed it with a magnet attached to a fishing rod.
"Alright, high score! Wait, hey! I almost beat that level!" Sam said as his GameGuy was taken away by the same magnet.
"Contraband! Now it's mine! Confiscators keepers! Come on! Your humiliation awaits!" Chris said.
Cut to everyone walking. "Bay of Dismay? Yikes. Sounds like one of those fight locations in Total Warriors 2." Zoey said.
"You like action movies? Me too! Are you also into ultimate kickboxing?" Mike asked.
"Yup. I once played Alley Brawler 5 for 10 hours straight." Zoey said.
"Wow, impressive." Mike said.
"Hey, Dakota. Sorry about before. I was just so taken by your beautiful... nostrils." Sam told Dakota before realizing what he just said.
Confessional: Sam
"Nostrils? Nostrils?!" Sam facepalmed.
"Thanks! I like your... uh... can I get back to you on that?" Dakota said and walked away as Sam sighed.
"I hope this isn't another physical challenge. I'd prefer something a little more... academic." Cameron said.
"I bet you do, toothpick. I'm surprised your scrawny neck can even support that giant head." Jo replied.
"My greatest strengths are mental." Cameron said.
"Well, you're mental if you think you can win Total Drama without getting physical. Just stay out of my way." Jo said as Cameron looked upset.
"So what do you think the challenge is gonna be? You don't talk much, do ya?" Anne Maria asked B who didn't say anything.
Confessional: B
B shrugged.
Cut to two sets of platforms with seats over the water. The Rats were tied to the right seat while the Maggots were tied to the left.
"Welcome to the "Getting to Know You" trivia game challenge. Everyone strapped in all nice and snug?" Chris asked.
"Too snug. It's cutting into my shoulders." Scott said.
"Yeah! Why is this dumb thing trying to hold the Lightning down!" Lightning angrily said.
"Yeah. Children-sizes harnesses will do that. I'll be asking our players embarrassing personal questions, and I mean majorly humiliating. If the player I'm talking about gets the poorly wired buzzer and owns their humiliation before the time runs out, their team gets a point. First team to five wins part one and a distinct advantage in part two. But if no one owns up, this happens." Chris said as he pressed a button on the remote, sinking the Maggots into the water as they screamed when they saw a mutant shark before they were pulled back up.
"What the hell was that thing!?" Jo said.
"There's some kind of two-legged shark monster down there!" Mike said.
"You mean Fang? Yeah. It turns out toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater too. Heh, who knew?" Chris chuckled.
"Ha. Better them than us." Scott whispered to Lightning.
"Pfft, I can take a mutant shark any day!" Lightning boasted as Scott rolled his eyes.
"Anywho, if a team gets dunked, their opponents can steal by guessing which dunkee is guilty. Guess right and you get a point. Guess wrong, and this happens." Chris said as he pressed another button, dumping the Rats while they screamed as he pulled them back up. "Now that we understand the rules, let's start the game. To the Rats, now listen carefully. Who did this on the one and only date they ever had?" he said as he showed a fart noise on the TV, making people laugh.
"Where did you get that?" Sam asked as he pressed his button.
"Who wet their pants on the first and last day of school?" Chris asked.
"Whoa, one of us is a pants wetter?" Mike asked.
"Hey, don't look at me!" Cameron said when Jo saw Brick looking ashamed.
"He who sweats it, wets it. Team before pride, maggot." Jo said.
"Fine, it was me." Brick sighed as he pressed the button, making people laugh.
"And it's one all!" Chris said.
"Aw, thanks Brick. I know that must've been tough." Zoey said as Brick hid behind his seat.
"Thanks soldier. At least someone's respectful." Brick said.
"Rats, who still sleeps with their stuffed teddy bear?" Chris asked.
"Wow, that's lame." Scott said.
"Hey! Don't disrespect Mr. Shock!" Lightning angrily said as he pressed the button.
"Honestly that's probably the last person whom I expected it to be." Zoey said.
"Maggots, who currently has no friends?" Chris asked.
"Ugh, did you have to make it so personal?" Zoey said as she pressed the button.
"I'm so sorry to hear that Zoey, but I could be your friend if you want." Mike said.
"Thanks Mike." Zoey replied.
"Rats, whose first name is really Beverly?" Chris asked.
"That's not an embarrassing question. Who cares if a girl's real name is Beverly?" Brick said. However, Dakota and Dawn looked uncaring as B sighed and pushed the button.
"Correct, Beverly. Rats get the point, but I would've preferred a verbal response." Chris said.
"But B never talks. Just look at his aura." Dawn said as B shrugged.
"Don't care. So, as a quick punishment…" Chris said as he pressed the button, sinking the Rats into the water. There, Fang ended up eating Scott as Chris pulled the back upç
"Ah! No, wait for me!" Scott yelled as he opened Fang's mouth and swam back.
Confessional: Scott
"Ugh, ow. What the? A shark tooth?" Scott said as he pulled a shark tooth out of his butt.
Confessional: Fang
He looked at his mouth with a mirror to see that his tooth was missing and angrily broke it.
"Thanks for leaving me down there, team. You can win this stupid challenge without me." Scott said as he got back on his seat.
"If he's not playing, then I'm not either." Anne Maria said.
"Uh, since I've already been humiliated, can I go?" Sam asked.
"If that's the case can I go too?" Brick asked.
"Okay, everyone just settle down." Chris said.
"I'm with Anne Maria, we should stop. Not that I've got any secrets to hide, heh." Mike said as he got up.
"Sit down, Pointy! I'm not losing this game!" Jo said as she smacked Mike.
"Whoa! Take it easy!" Zoey said.
"Hey! Host talking here! I decide when the challenge is over." Chris said.
"Whatever, I'm out of here." Scott said as he tried to get out but was stopped by Lightning.
"Not until we win!" Lightning said.
"Hey, it's me. Yeah, I'm using my backup phone." Dakota told someone on her phone as everyone argued.
"All right, shut it! Thanks to that pathetic digression, now we don't have enough time to finish this challenge! Happy?" Chris asked.
"Yeah!" Scott said.
"Okay." Sam and Lightning said.
"Yes!" Mike said.
"Only if you're happy!" Zoey said.
"You know it!" Anne Maria said.
"Affirmative, sir." Brick said.
"Quitters." Jo said.
"Well, you won't be happy for long. Come back after the break for an all new challenge from which there is no escape. And in the meantime…" Chris said as he pressed both buttons, dunking both teams in the water.
Cut to the Maggots walking in the woods. "Thank goodness the challenge ended before Chris could ask me an embarrassing question." Cameron said.
"Lemme guess. "Who needs their diaper changed?"" Jo asked.
"I haven't worn a diaper since I was eleven!" Cameron said as Anne Maria and Jo burst into laughter while Brick, Zoey and Mike tried not to chuckle.
"The challenge is over, you don't have to keep humiliating yourself." Brick whispered to Cameron.
"Heh, no, please. Go on. Or does baby need his bottle?" Jo mocked.
"I have just enough right to be here as you do. And I'll prove it in the next challenge, you'll see." Cameron said.
"Hah, I'd like to see you try! Just try not to be too useless unless you want to get voted out." Jo said.
"Okay, that's enough, you don't need to humiliate him even more." Brick said.
Confessional: Cameron
"Why did I say that? Why?" Cameron sighed.
Cut to the Rats walking in the woods. "This is the longest I've ever gone without playing a video game. My hands feel so... empty." Sam said.
"Chris is such a jerk. I could've sent like, six-hundred texts by now." Dakota said.
"Wow. We have a lot in common." Sam said.
"Why would you say something like that to me?" Dakota gasped.
"No, no, I meant about the tech withdrawal! Trust me, you're nothing like me otherwise." Sam said.
"Aw, thanks!" Dakota said as Sam blushed.
"Chris sure did a number on our team. He took away Sam and Dakota's lucky gadgets right before the big game!" Scott told Lightning.
"Aw, man! This stinks! Why does Lightning have to be on such a wimpy team!" Lightning sighed.
"I know right? We would have been totally toast if it wasn't for you!" Scott said as Lightning looked confident.
Confessional: Lightning
"Man, Chris should've let Lightning be a team of one. Lightning's used to carrying his teams back home. But at least those guys can actually play the game, not like this bunch of losers. I get you need to make it fair since I'm on this team, but at least choose people who aren't 100% weak! At least that guy Scott knows who's the best." Lightning complained.
Confessional: Scott
"Lightning's strong, but dumb. Maybe if I boost his ego enough, he'll ally with me in the merge." Scott thought.
Cut to everyone in front of an obstacle course. "Welcome, players! Now that you're all here, it's time for part two of today's challenge. The mad skills obstacle course!" Chris said.
"Hah, as if a simple challenge would be enough to showcase all my wicked skills!" Harold said as he came.
"Thank you Harold but I really don't care. So, I've decided to make use of the classic contestants and have them demonstrate the challenges." Chris said.
"Do I have to do this?" Harold asked.
"It's in your contract. Now go!" Chris said as Harold ran to the start of the course. "The relay race begins with a mad dash from the kick start. Forget coffee, if this baby doesn't get you going, nothing will. Then it's off to the race against time with the cannonball run, over to my personal fave, Wrecking Ball Alley. Hurts so good. And moving on, we head to the Gang Plank, complete with rabid hungry beavers followed by the bouncy agony of Double Trouble. And finally, the Grand Slam, where you'll use ropes to swing into the giant baseball mitt, while avoiding those deadly bats. Piece of cake." he explained as Harold ran through the course.
"Gosh, this is extremely dangerous! If I wasn't so cool, I could have gotten seriously hurt!" Harold said.
"I know, and that'd be hilarious. Oh, and as you may remember, I said that the winning team from part one would have a distinct advantage in part two?" Chris said.
"But there was no winner!" Zoey said.
"Yeah, don't remind me. The losing team was gonna wear snazzy specs while competing. But since we never actually finished the competition, I've decided that everybody has to wear them! Ha ha." Chris said.
"Hope you don't like seeing." Chef chuckled as he gave them all glasses.
"Hey, what's with the grandpa glasses? We won't be able to see anything wearing these." Jo said as she wore the glasses.
"Grandpa glasses? That's just… gosh!" Harold angrily said.
"Dork-tacular goggles won't make part two easy, or attractive, but it can be done. In theory. Competitors, take your positions." Chris said as they all sighed.
Cut to everyone standing at their places."First up at the kick start, it's Lightning against Anne Maria. Then, it's Dawn versus Brick versus the cannonballs. Scott faces Jo in Wrecking Ball Alley, B is up against Zoey at the Gang Plank, Sam and Mike will battle Double Trouble. And Dakota will fight Cameron for the Grand Slam. First team to finish wins the whole shebang! And the other team loses a member tonight. Since it's a relay race, you'll need something to pass: your mascots! Oh, intern!" Chris said as an intern came with two cages.
"Team Rat gets a mutant rat." Chef said as the intern gave Lightning a rat he took out from one of the cages. "And Team Maggot gets... a mutant maggot." he said as the intern gave Anne Maria a maggot he took out from the other cage.
"Ew! It's a what?" Anne Maria asked.
"And... go!" Chris said as he blew an airhorn.
"Let's sha-do this-ah crap!" Lightning yelled as he ran and was kicked by the boot.
"And Lightning gets the boot!" Chris said.
"Ah!" Lightning mumbled as he fell in the mud.
"Anne Maria takes the early lead!" Chris said as Anne Maria jumped through the platforms and reached the end where Brick and Dawn were waiting.
"Here!" Anne Maria said as she put the maggot on Brick's face, covering it with slime.
"Sir, yes, sir!" Brick said as he ran off.
"Yeah, I got it goin' on. Whoa! Oof!" Anne Maria grunted as she accidentally walked off the platform.
Meanwhile, Brick ran into a pole. "Ow! Ow." Brick mumbled as he kept hitting the pole, not seeing where he was going when Lightning reached Dawn.
"Sha-bam! Go, creepy girl, go!" Lightning said as he gave Dawn the rat.
"I'll try my best!" Dawn said as she ran past.
"The Rats take the lead. Or not." Chris said as Dawn past Brick who was still slamming onto the pole when she saw some cannons pointed at her.
"Anybody wanna swap?!" Dawn asked when the rat pointed. "What's that? Duck now?" she asked as she ducked, avoiding a cannonball that hit Brick in the face.
"Duh-ay!" Brick mumbled and collapsed as Chris laughed.
"Wow, you didn't suck like I thought you would." Scott told Dawn as she came.
"Thanks! Now go, I sense that Brick is close!" Dawn said as she gave him the rat.
Confessional: Dawn
"I sensed that Scott was upset that I managed to reach him before Brick. I don't have any idea why though." Dawn said.
"Wow. We're in the lead. Great. Nice and slow, all the way to last place. Heh, right little guy? Ah! Whoa! Ow!" Scott yelled as he walked on the rolling log and got hit by a cannonball, sending him next to B.
"Faster, Soggy Pants! Go, go, go!" Jo said as Brick came while crawling.
"Duh-ay! Here's your cat!" Brick mumbled as he gave Jo the maggot and collapsed.
Meanwhile, Scott was petting the rat on the other side while B made giving motions with his hand. "Aww, who's my good freak? Who's my good little freak? There, there, little guy. Uncle Scotty kept you safe and sound. Oh, do you want this? Why didn't you say so, Beverly?" Scott said as B looked pissed.
Confessional: B
He crossed out a picture of Scott.
Meanwhile, Jo was walking on the rolling logs when she got hit by a cannonball. "Alright, yeah!" Jo cheered as she was launched.
Meanwhile, B took the rat from Scott and jumped between the platforms when one of them was eaten by the beavers, causing him to fall. He quickly made a female beavers out of the mud, making the beavers fall in love and hug it as he snuck away.
"And in a surprisingly touching move, B extends the Rats' lead." Chris said.
"Oh, come on!" Scott complained.
Confessional: Scott
"Ugh, it really shouldn't be this hard to throw a challenge! Beverly is easily the biggest threat, he won us the last challenge and is now carrying our team here. He needs to go!" Scott said.
Meanwhile Jo reached Zoey. "Go nerdette, go!" Jo said as she gave Zoey the maggot.
"Yeesh, no need for insults." Zoey said as she began jumping through the platforms when the female beaver's head fell off, making the beavers realize it was angrily and pissing them off as they chewed the platform Zoey was on. "Nice beavers… Ah!" she grunted as she fell and was attacked by beavers.
Meanwhile, B arrived next to Sam. "Yes! Go, B! Lay it on me!" Sam said as B gave him the rat as he began bouncing on the platforms. "Ah! Dakota, take it!" he grunted as he save Dakota, however she was too busy applying make-up, making her not notice him as he fell in the mud.
"Okay, ready!" Dakota said as she turned back.
"No! Come back!" Sam said in the mud as the rat ran away.
Meanwhile, Zoey climbed up the final platform and gave Mike the maggot. "Here!" Zoey said as she gave it.
"Got it!" Mike said as they looked at each other's eyes lovingly when the maggot puked on him. "Okay, I'm going." he said as he ran away.
"Ah!" Zoey grunted as she was pulled down by the beavers.
"Okay, Mike. It's just some jumps over an area you can barely see! You can do this, c'mon." Mike told himself when he suddenly breathed in and got sparkly eyes and lipstick.
"Wrong! Only one person can do this! Svetlana, the Olympic queen of gymnastics!" Svetlana said as she jumped through the platforms and reached the end.
"Whoa! Mike unveils a secret skill and the Maggots retake the lead!" Chris said as Mike inhaled.
"Svetlana? Mike, how did you do that?" Cameron asked.
"Huh? Uh, do what? Uh, here ya go." Mike chuckled nervously as he gave Cameron the maggot.
"Uh, okay. Wish me luck!" Cameron said as he went away when Sam came covered in mud.
"Here!" Sam said as he handed Dakota the mud.
"Ew! Can you at least wipe it off?" Dakota said in disgust.
"Yes! Yes! I've never felt so alive! I'm a dead man." Cameron said as he ran and saw the final obstacle.
Cut to Zoey being held by the beavers. "Please let me go!" Zoey said as the beavers opened a ketchup bottle "I said let me go!" she yelled as she kicked both beavers in the kiwis, making them collapse in pain. "Oh, sorry. But I did tell you to stop." she said.
Cut to Cameron when Dakota came. "Well, Dakota fans, here goes nothing! Whoa!" Dakota grunted as she swinged with the rope and ended up falling in the mud pool, making her scream.
"Wha, ah!" Cameron grunted as he swung but hit a baseball bat.
Meanwhile, Dakota got back on the platform when some paparazzi arrived in a balloon. "Dakota, over here! Smile for us, beautiful heiress." The paparazzi said as they took photos.
"Finally. Hi! You're just in time for my, uh, mud bath!" Dakota said as she posed.
"No! Ignore them and swing! Swing!" Sam yelled on the sidelines next to his team who all looked disappointed.
"Man, that girl is completely useless!" Lightning said.
"For once I agree." Scott said.
"Velocity times mass times wind speed…" Cameron thought when he got bitten by the maggot, making him fall back as he screamed and then ping-ponged between the bats and crashed into the glove as he groaned while the maggot puked on him.
"The Maggots win!" Chris said as the Maggots cheered while the Rats sighed. "To the Maggots, the spoils. McLean brand soap, shampoo, and conditioner guaranteed to wash off the stink." he said.
"At least it'll be useful after all this mud and maggot puke." Zoey said.
"Stink." Brick chuckled.
"Rats, see you at the elimination ceremony." Chris said.
"Aw…" Scott, Dawn, Lightning, and Sam sighed.
"I can't believe this! Lightning is on a team of losers!" Lightning angrily said as he stormed off.
"Come on, winning isn't everything." Sam said.
"Yahhh!" Lightning yelled as he chased after Sam while he ran away screaming.
Confessional: Lightning
"Pfft, what does that lazy gamer know! Pops always told me that winning is everything and he can't be wrong! Pops, if you're watching this, I'm gonna win this for you! Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.
"Oh. And as for Dakota's annoying entourage? Chef?" Chris asked.
"My pleasure." Chef said as he launched a rock with a slingshot, hitting the balloon with it and sending it flying away.
"Um, rude!" Dakota angrily said.
Cut to Scott, Sam, Dawn and Lightning in front of the cabins. "All right, guys. Dakota's gotta go. She's only in it for the photo op." Scott said.
"Aw, c'mon guys. I mean, sure, she's easily distracted, but she's also a tenth level hottie. Uh, not that that's important or anything. Let's give her a chance." Sam said.
"Like I'll do what you say after the sha-outrageous stuff you said today." Lightning said.
"A great darkness is surrounding Dakota. If she stays on the island, disaster will befall her." Dawn said.
"Sha-please. I think you should all get the boot after today's performance." Lightning said.
Cut to the elimination ceremony. "Ready? Everyone gets a marshmallow, even the loser. But that is one marshmallow you do not wanna eat." Chris began the ceremony.
"Mega Jock! The first thing you did in the challenge was getting hit by a boot!" Chef called out Lightning who scoffed.
"Dirt Lover! You wasted time with the rat!" Chef called out Scott who rolled his eyes.
"Gamer Boy! You fell off the bouncing platform and wasted time trying to get the rat back!" Chef called out Sam who looked upset.
"To the votes! The following people are safe." Chris said as began tossing the marshmallows.
"Lightning." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"Dawn." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow.
"Bev." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"and Sam. Which leaves Dakota and Scott." he said as he tossed Sam a marshmallow.
"What?" Dakota said in shock as Scott looked confident.
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Dakota!" he said as Chef threw her a toxic marshmallow which she didn't catch. "No! This has to be a mistake! I didn't get my spin-off series yet! No!" she yelled as Chef dragged her away.
Confessional: Sam
"Man, I can't believe Dakota's gone. I was ready to repeatedly ask her out and get turned down all season." Sam sighed.
Cut to Dakota in a catapult. "Any last words before you ride the Hurl of Shame, Dakota?" Chris asked.
"Um, yeah. First of all-" Dakota tried to say but was catapulted before she could and screamed.
"It was a rhetorical question. Two hurls down, eleven to go! Who will be eliminated next? Tune in and find out on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said as the episode ended.
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Confessional: Lightning
"All of this team is worthless, but that girl didn't even try!" Lightning said as she showed a picture of Dakota that had an angry face drawn on it.
Confessional: Scott
"I'd try to convince my team to boot someone useful, but I'll lay low for now. Dakota's way too annoying and useless anyway." Scott said as he drew dirt on a picture of Dakota.
Confessional: B
B held up a crossed out picture of Scott and gave thumbs down.
Confessional: Dawn
"Sorry Dakota, I sense that if you are voted out, something will happen that is going to teach you an important lesson." Dawn said as she crossed out a picture of Dakota.
Confessional: Dakota
"That Scott guy smells really bad." Dakota said as she showed a picture of Scott with stink lines drawn on it.
Confessional: Sam
"Uh, Dakota's probably the right choice but I don't wanna vote her. I guess I vote myself?" Sam shrugged and crossed out a picture of himself.
BONUS CLIP
Dakota's Audition Tape
Dakota was posing in her room. "Hi, my name is Dakota! Future reality show mega star fashion model! And eventually, award-winning movie actress. Ooh. And maybe pop music star, too. If I have the time. I mean, just look at me. Don't I radiate star energy? You might wanna preserve this recording for prosperity. People are gonna look back on this audition and see where my path to stardom began! That's right. When I'm done on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, I'm gonna be the biggest thing ever!" Dakota explained.
Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Brick, Cameron, Jo, Mike, Zoey
Toxic Rats: B, Dawn, Lightning, Sam, Scott
Eliminated Contestants:
12. Dakota
13. Staci
Yeah, Dakota is still gone here since I still need to do the intern plot. Tho she's not gonna be a mutant like how Zeke didn't become feral in WT. Not much changes yet but hope you all still enjoyed!
Btw, here's a sneak peak on the AS cast. It'll be 16 contestants, 8 from both gens.
Gen 1: All the players who made F3 aside from one that will be replaced by another (Hint: The one who made F3 and the replacement's names have the same first 2 letters.
Gen 2: The final 8 of the season.