Responding to reviews:
Brainstorm297: With the definition I gave it was pretty obvious
SuperSonicHeroes: Glad you liked the chapter! Yeah, I wanted to do more with the first challange since I thought it was fun. Glad you like the extra interactions.
The Riverian: You'll see how EP8 goes when we get there.
"Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island…" Chris began the recap. "we learned that although our campers are here to win, they're all losers in one way or another. Really, really big losers. It was a psychological butt-kicking that quickly turned literal, then comical, the hysterical! But in the end, Dakota got the biggest boot of all. Bye-bye! I love my job. Stay tuned as more things blow up, more contestants throw up, and some even try to hook up. Right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to a mouse with a giant brain walking outside a bush when an eagle tried to grab it, only to be hit by a laser and slammed into the ground.
Cut to everyone having breakfast at the mess hall. Sam ate his gruel and then immediately spat it out. "Now I know why gruel rhymes with cruel. Oh, sorry, man." Sam said as he saw that it hit Scott's face who threw his plate at him.
Confessional: Scott
"Wimp. I grew up on a dirt farm, I can always chomp on a clod if I get the munchies." Scott said as he whittled a stick with his shark tooth and then bit a clod, breaking his teeth.
Cut to Anne Maria spraying hair spray while Cameron choked on it. "Sorry, short stuff. On the upside, now your lungs are waterproof." Anne Maria said.
"Wow, thanks." Cameron gagged. Meanwhile, Jo and Brick were in a speed eating contest when Brick choked on his spoon.
"Easy, jarhead. Don't wet your panties!" Jo said as she punched Brick, making him spit out the spoon.
"Phew, thanks!" Brick sighed in relief.
"I like waffles too. Ow!" Mike told Zoey when he got hit by the spoon and inhaled.
"Darn kids! Back in my day, we ate with our hands like decent folk!" Chester angrily said.
"You're hilarious. Unless you're not joking. But you are, right?" Zoey asked.
"Are you calling me a joke?" Chester angrily said.
Confessional: Mike
"Okay, okay. I admit it, I... I have Dissociative Identity Disorder. I try to control them, but they never listen to me. I just hope I don't mess things up with Zoey due to this." Mike admitted.
"Lose the old man impression. It offends my sense of victory. But your Russian gymnast Svetlana, how do you summon such strength and precision?" Jo asked as Mike inhaled.
"Indeed. Those moves you pulled in the challenge were not easy, soldier." Brick said.
"I, uh, rehearse a lot in front of my mirror. Da!" Mike chuckled nervously.
"If you say so…" Zoey said.
Meanwhile, Lightning was looking at his food. "There's gotta be some protein in here somewhere." Lightning said as he ate his food and began choking.
"Don't worry. I'll save you!" Dawn said as she did the heimlich maneuver on Lightning, making him spit out a cockroach.
"Whoo! That was a close one! Phew! Thanks, creepy girl." Lightning said.
"Hm? For what? You're safe now, little one." Dawn told the cockroach as Lightning looked confused.
Confessional: Lightning
"I don't think creepy girl is accurate to describe that cockroach lover anymore. Maybe, super omega creepy girl?" Lightning thought.
"Look! A cute little Apodemus sylvaticus!" Cameron said as the mouse from earlier came.
Cut to everyone screaming as they ran outside the mess hall while the mouse wrecked havoc inside it. "What the hell is that!?" Mike said.
"Attention, players! Please head directly to the looming tragedy that is Mt. Looming Tragedy! Your race begins... now!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Maggots, ho!" Jo said as they ran.
"Ah, I'm not very good at running." Sam chuckled as he ran.
"That's pretty obvious, gamer boy." Scott said.
Confessional: Scott
"Man, I know my strategy is to lose so I can eliminate the bigger threats, but almost all of my team is completely useless!" Scott complained.
Cut to Jo arriving in front of a mountain. "First! Hah! I'm the best!" Jo cheered as Lightning and Brick arrived.
"No way man, the Lightning is always on top!" Lightning cheered as Jo looked upset.
"Man?" Brick said in confusion as everyone else arrived.
"Did we win?" Sam panted.
"I don't think I have enough-" Cameron said as he puked in a bush.
"Weak!" Lightning said.
"If we were hamsters, I would've eaten you by now." Jo said when Chris came blowing a whistle.
"Okay, mutant food. On with the challenge. Part one is an uphill battle. You have to climb all the way up to that cliff. First team to reach the top gets advantage in part two. You can climb with your hands or use whatever you find in the pile. Don't worry. This junkyard doesn't have a dog. It has a giant mutant beetle!" Chris explained as everyone gasped while they saw the giant cockroach. "Big guy's a bit of a hoarder. His estate is full of useful crud and disgusting crud. That is, if you can get near it. It is on!" he said as Chef blew a horn.
"Let's hustle, maggots! Double time!" Jo said as she climbed.
"Shirt so heavy. Socks weighing me down." Cameron grunted as he struggled to climb the first rock.
"You can do it, Cam! Focus!" Zoey said while holding onto a branch that broke before being saved by Mike. "Oh, thanks." she said.
"Anytime." Mike replied.
"Move it, Maggots! Parents made me a climbing wall playpen." Jo said as she climbed and saw Brick.
"Impressive! I conquered the rock at a sergeant junior boot camp. Dislocated my hip getting my obstacle course badge. Check this out." Brick said as he tried to dislocate his hip but ended up dislocating his arm.
"Nice. And when did you learn to dislocate your arm?" Jo asked.
"Just now." Brick whimpered.
Meanwhile, Lightning and Scott were climbing on the other side. "Sha-zoom! Sha-booey! Sha–" Lightning said as he climbed.
"Sha-ut your mouth for once!" Scott angrily said as they saw Jo and Brick.
"Get ready to lose to a girl again!" Jo mocked.
"What girl? Who's he talking about?" Lightning asked Scott.
"You can't be serious." Scott facepalmed.
Meanwhile, Anne Maria was just applying make-up at the bottom. "And would the lady be participating?" Chris asked.
"Oh, pfft! Have you seen my nails? These are why I drive with my feet!" Anne Maria said.
"This mountain looks too dangerous!" Dawn said while B looked in thought.
"And I'm officially done. Goodnight, everybody." Sam said as he slid down.
"Sam, wait! I sense B has a plan." Dawn said as B looked at the junkpile.
"Eh, cool. I hope it involves not climbing." Sam said.
Meanwhile, Lightning kicked down some rocks as he climbed. "Sha-whoops." Lightning chuckled as the rocks hit Zoey, who fell on Mike, who fell on Cameron as they all fell into the ground.
"Ah!" Mike grunted while Cameron was on a rock next to Anne Maria.
"Don't touch the hair!" Anne Maria smacked Cameron's hand away. Meanwhile, B was using a lid as a shield from the fire the cockroach was breathing.
"Aw, come on! Fire too? Seriously?" Sam complained.
"We must distract this tortured soul!" Dawn said as she found a flute in the pile.
"Toss it over! I've got Funkman 3 at home, and high score!" Sam chuckled as Dawn threw it at him and he played it badly, making the cockroach chase him instead.
"I guess that works too." Dawn said as B searched in the pile.
"Ah! The console makes better music!" Sam yelled as he ran away from it.
Confessional: Sam
"Okay, so maybe controllers and flutes aren't the same thing." Sam said.
"Hey, the Rats have the right idea. Maybe we could use something from the trash pile." Zoey told Mike and Cameron.
"I guess I could try to build something like B." Cameron said as B began making a machine.
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahh! Ah!" Sam yelled as he was chased by the cockroach.
Meanwhile, Eva and Chef were on the top of the mountain. "Come on, when do I get to do the fun stuff?" Eva asked.
"Just be patient." Chef said when his walkie-talkie beeped.
"Classic competitor Eva! You know what to do. Ice 'em." Chris said from the walkie-talkie.
"Finally!" Eva said as she began throwing down ice cubes.
"Chef! Make way for the Lightning! Sha-bam! Sha-boom!" Lightning cheered when he got hit by the ice cube, causing him to fall on Scott as they fell down the mountain.
"Nice going, mega jock!" Scott angrily said.
Meanwhile, Jo was dodging the ice cubes Eva was throwing. "Gotta get up pretty early, Iron Woman!" Jo mocked as Eva looked upset.
"Oh, just you wait! I'm going to crush you into pieces!" Eva angrily said as she tossed down ice cubes.
"Whatever, I easily beat you in the push-up competition, you're no match for me!" Jo said.
"And I beat you in the weightlifting one!" Eva said.
"Do you know each other?" Brick asked Jo as he climbed.
"It's a long story. Something to do with the gym." Jo said when she saw Anne Maria on the bottom applying hairspray. "Hey! Hey pouf-head! Too bad they don't make spray-on style! You could use some!" she mocked as Anne Maria looked angry and broke her can with her hand.
"What'd you say to me? Oh, it is on!" Anne Maria angrily said as she began climbing. An ice block fell on her head and was shattered.
"How do you even do that?" Eva said as she tossed an ice cube.
"Hey, quit it! I'm coming for you, Pasty!" Anne Maria said as she punched the cube, breaking it.
"Uh, should we be scared?" Brick asked.
"Just climb, Brickhead." Jo said as they climbed.
Confessional: Jo
"Every team has a weak link. As leader, it's my job to find that link and manipulate it into doing whatever I want. Huh, leadership has its perks." Jo thought.
Meanwhile, Zoey tossed Mike and Cameron some plungers at the bottom. "C'mon. Let's get climbing!" Zoey said.
"Alright, nice idea Zoey!" Mike said as they climbed with the plungers.
"Feel free to help any time!" Sam said as he ran away from the cockroach.
"Hm... Wait! Look! I-Is this why you're so distraught?" Dawn said as she showed the baby cockroach to the big one. It saw it and picked it up from Dawn's hands before it walked away. "That was beautiful." she said.
"Energy at 0%! Need sleep…" Sam sighed as he collapsed.
Confessional: Dawn & Sam
"See, giant cockroaches are nothing to be afraid of!" Dawn said.
"Easy for you to say, you weren't the one running for your life!" Sam angrily said.
Cut to B showing his team all the stuff he made. "Baking soda? A broken chair leg? I was chased by a giant, fire-breathing beetle so you could collect this?!" Sam angrily said.
"What's all this sha-for?" Lightning asked.
"Better be something good." Scott said as B put a couch on the pile as everyone got on it aside from Scott who just leaned on it.
"Are you positive this will work?" Dawn asked as B nodded and connected two wires, causing the couch to be shot in the air.
"Sha-boom, baby!" Lightning cheered as they flew.
Meanwhile, Jo arrived at the top. "Yes! How does it feel to have lost?" Jo mocked Eva.
"Whatever, I still beat you in that thumb wrestling competition." Eva said.
"No you didn't!" Jo angrily said when the Rats couch landed.
"You did it, B! We won the challenge!" Dawn told B.
"Yes, B! Yeah!" Lightning cheered when Scott landed next to them.
"Ow!" Scott mumbled in pain.
Confessional: Scott
"Okay, seriously. Beverly the explosives expert mime has to go!" Scott said.
"Slow your roll, Nature's Nurse, I say who wins. The Rats, thanks to B! See how I do that better?" Chris said as he came with a jetpack while the Rats cheered.
"Wait a minute. I got up here first! We won!" Jo said.
"Wait, we won? Yeah! Woo-hoo!" Brick cheered as he arrived.
"First team to the top wins. That means the whole team. You're still missing some members." Chris said.
"Pfft. Whatever." Jo rolled her eyes as Anne Maria arrived.
"Die, Blondie!" Anne Maria yelled as she ran to punch Jo, however she dodged, causing Brick to get hit instead.
"Ow, ow! Hey, it's fixed. Thanks a–" Brick said as he walked backwards, saw his arm was fixed and then fell down the mountain screaming. "My other arm!" he mumbled.
"Who else is heading for a fall? Literally. Find out after the break." Chris said.
"I also bit my tongue!" Brick said.
Cut to everyone shivering on a mountain covered in snow while Chris and Chef wore jackets. "Greetings, ice teens! Cold enough for you? [chuckles] I'll take that as a yes. Time for part two of today's challenge. Capture the snow fort. To win, you have to either demo the enemy's fort or capture their flag and bring it back to your own fort. Rats won the first part, so they get first dibs on the forts." Chris explained.
"Sh-Sh-Sha-beasy. C-C-C-Castle!" Lightning said.
"Nuh-uh. G-G-Gotta be a trick. You know Chris. Nice on the outside means nasty on the inside. W-We'll take the shack!" Scott said.
"I hope it has a fireplace." Sam said as they went in.
Cut to the Rats in the bad fort. "Great. The crappiness is thorough. Ugh!" Sam said as everyone looked upset by Scott.
"Man, we should have never listened to your dumb ideas!" Lightning said.
Confessional: Scott
"All part of the plan, heh heh. Is it hot in here?" Scott said nervously.
Cut to the Maggots celebrating in their good fort. "Yeah!" Mike cheered.
"Ha ha! What a bunch of suckers! Maggots rule!" Anne Maria said.
"Yes! This battle is so ours!" Brick said.
"Yeah!" Mike said as he high fived Brick's dislocated arm.
"Ah!" Brick yelped in pain.
"Listen up, players. Here's how it works. Use the shovel in each fort to fire your collection of mystery snowballs, which you can fire at each other's forts." Chris said with a megaphone.
"Awesome! I took out my uncle's left eye with a meatball this way!" Scott said as he looked at the snowballs.
"Why are they called mystery balls?!" Zoey asked.
"Because they all inflict major damage, thanks to the secret weapon hiding inside each ball! But some will damage you, so choose wisely! Each team has to elect a captain to command and conquer." Chris said.
"As team captain, I say we–" Brick and Jo said at the same time before glaring at each other.
"Thumb wrestle. Stat." Jo said as they thumb wrestled. Jo ended up beating Brick.
"Ah! Never met a girl stronger than me, captain. Not even my mom." Brick saluted.
Confessional: Jo
"Huh. Seems Brick's a gentleman. He hardly tried. And chivalry is a weakness I can take advantage of." Jo thought.
"Brick, Lazy, Zoey, you're on offense. Your mission? Capture the enemy's flag. The rest of us will defend the fort and fire the snowballs." Jo said.
"Yes, ma'am! Let's go soldiers!" Brick said as he left.
"Be careful. That team is pretty strong." Mike told Zoey before he could follow him.
"And you, uh... don't let Svetlana pull a hamstring, ha. I'm gonna go over there." Zoey chuckled as she followed Brick.
Confessional: Zoey
"The guys back home are gorgeous. But they're all hockey thugs and juvie rejects with a collection IQ of ten. Mike is hot and smart. I was really starting to think hot, smart guys were imaginary. Like unicorns and perfect hair." Zoey thought.
Cut to the Rats fort. "I'm captain. Live with it. B, Dawn, and I stay here. Lightning and Sam, capture their maggot-y flag." Scott said.
"Uh, maybe someone with a little more leg-foot coordination should–" Sam tried to say but was interrupted.
"And... go!" Chris said with a megaphone.
"Let's book it!" Lightning said as he ran out.
"Great, more running." Sam sighed as he followed.
Cut to Chris outside with Chef. "Hurry up, my ice is melting! And your forts will too if the sun gets much higher!" Chris said.
Meanwhile, Sam was running when he tripped and began sliding on the ice. "Oof! Looks like the thunder is gonna arrive before the Lightning. I'm Thunder! Whoa!" Sam said as he slid past Lightning and fell in a crack in the ice, freezing.
"Forgot to tell you, No Man's Land is more like No Man's Water." Chef laughed.
Meanwhile, Scott and Dawn were arguing about a snowball in the fort. "No, I'm gonna listen to the snowball, I'm gonna chuck it!" Scott said.
"But it's full of negative energy!" Dawn said.
"So am I. Aw!" Scott said as he held the snowball when it blew up on his face.
"You weren't held enough as a child." Dawn said.
"Maybe I wasn't…" Scott thought as he scratched his head.
Confessional: Scott
"Okay, she's gotta go too." Scott said.
"Just pick one already!" Scott told Dawn.
"This one!" Dawn said as she chose one and then Scott shot it onto the Maggots fort with a shovel, knocking a pillar down.
"Hm. Lucky guess." Scott said as they looked out the window.
Meanwhile, Jo saw the pillar breaking in the Maggot fort and looked upset. "C'mon, people, we have to attack!" Jo said.
"Can't! Guarding flag!" Cameron said.
"What about you, old man and olympian wannabe?" Jo asked.
"At least my job is to stay here, unlike her!" Mike said as he pointed at Anne Maria who was still there applying hairspray.
"Hey, sprayhead. Didn't I tell you to go capture their flag?" Jo asked.
"I ain't risking fly-aways. No!" Anne Maria said when Jo took her hair spray and tossed it outside. "Oh, this ain't over! Lousy Jo makin' me run out here!" she mumbled as she ran outside.
"Ha ha ha, too easy." Jo chuckled.
Meanwhile, Brick and Zoey were running outside. "Incoming, twelve o'clock!" Brick said as they ducked under some snowballs.
"What are we gonna do? We need a way to stop them from throwing snowballs." Zoey told Brick.
"Don't worry soldier, I am currently thinking of a great plan that I'm sure will be great!" Brick replied.
"Hey guys, wait up!" Anne Maria said as she came walking, the snowballs shattering as they hit her hair.
"Oh no, we shouldn't." Zoey said.
"I'm afraid we have no choice!" Brick said as he ran toward Anne Maria.
"Hey, quit pushin'!" Anne Maria said as Brick pushed her, the snowballs shattering as they hit her hair.
Meanwhile, Lightning pulled Sam, who was frozen in an ice cube, out of the water. "Don't worry, buddy. Lightning will get you out. After we win." Lightning said as he got hit by a snowball and fell unconscious.
Meanwhile, the giant beetle came to the Rats form. "Whoa. Remember her? She organized your family reunion." Scott said as Dawn waved at it, making it remember her. "Don't hurt us, hurt them!" he said as the beetle ran to the Maggot fort.
"I didn't know you were a beetle whisperer!" Dawn told Scott as they looked out the window.
"Heh." Scott scoffed and walked away. Meanwhile, B found a giant ice block and placed it on the Rat fort to deflect the sun's energy onto the Maggot fort.
"Uh-oh. We're melting!" Cameron said.
"Mike, do your Svetlana thing and get on the catapult!" Jo said.
"I-I-, oh, I can't! My personaliti- I mean, impressions, are hard to, um…" Mike replied.
"And first up on the vault, five time Russian champ…" Cameron said as he held on the flag, making Mike inhale.
"It's Svetlana! Ah!" Svetlana grunted as she launched herself with the shovel.
Confessional: Cameron
"I think I found out why Mike acts the way he does. I theorize that he has DID. So far, I've documented two personalities and their triggers, but I don't know if there are any more or how I can turn them back to Mike at any time. This research is just starting." Cameron said.
"Get the flag, Svetlana!" Jo yelled as Svetlana flew.
Meanwhile, Anne Maria was being pushed by Brick and Zoey. "You doing okay?" Brick asked.
"I'll do better when I get my tan! Just... a few... more... feet! Ah! Mwah! Ah!" Anne Maria said as they reached her can and she got hit with a snowball as she picked it up.
"Make vay for Svetlana! Oh!" Svetlana yelled as she crashed into the Rats fort, ripping his shirt off.
"Oh! One side, losers!" Vito said as he slicked his hair back.
"Back off from the flag, bozo! Ow!" Scott grunted as he was shoved by Vito who got the flag.
"Ay yo, you lookin' for dis?" Vito asked as Anne Maria, Brick and Zoey came.
"Oh my." Anne Maria gasped.
Confessional: Anne Maria
"Is it just me or did that scrawny kid get 10 times hotter?" Anne Maria swooned.
"That's ours, hand it over!" Scott said.
"Mike, let's get it back to our fort!" Zoey told Vito who smacked her hand away.
"Ay yo, Pasty, you wanna touch the Vito, you gotta make an appointment." Vito said.
"What does that even mean!?" Zoey said in shock.
"Now that's what I'm talkin' bout." Anne Maia said.
"C'mon, Mike, the play's over. You win Best Actor. Now gimme the flag." Brick told Vito.
"Oh yeah? Over my tanned body." Vito said as he flexed his abs and winked at Anne Maria who fainted.
"Huh? Mike, did you forget that Brick's on our team?" Zoey said.
"Yeah soldier, this act isn't funny anymore!" Brick said.
"Ah, no one cares. Let's rumble!" Vito said as he, Brick and Scott fought. B looked in the fort to see this and facepalmed as Scott was thrown out a window.
"What the?" Scott said as he saw the Maggots fort melting from the laser.
"Crap, crap, crap! I am not losing this challenge!" Jo said as she shoveled snow onto the fort.
"I want my bubble! I want my bubble!" Cameron yelled as he was crushed by the cockroach family.
"Crud. If we win, Bev's gonna make sure we never lose again!" Scott said. "Hm, try and talk your way out of this one, smart guy." he said as he tossed a snowball at the mirror, causing it to tilt and send the light onto the ice block Sam was stuck in, freeing him while making it bounce off it onto the fort and fully melt it as B gasped.
"Oh no! Our fort!" Dawn yelled.
"It was caused by the magnifying lens! Nice going Beverly, you cost us the challenge!" Scott angrily said as B gasped.
"Maggots win! And here's your reward. McLean brand hot chocolate. Scald your senses with chocolatey goodness." Chris said.
"Yeah!" Vito, Brick, Zoey, and Anne Maria.
"Huh? What? Hey, let's go! We gotta win this!" Lightning said as we woke up and ran, only to fall in the pool and be frozen.
"Sha-bam!" Sam laughed.
Confessional: Jo
"I achieved two things today. Won the challenge and Brick will be my peon until I render him useless." Jo said.
Confessional: Scott
"Trying to get Bev out so early is a pretty big risk, but I can't let him go any further! He's way too good!" Scott said.
Confessional: Mike
"Okay, did Vito show up earlier? Aww. Chester and Svetlana are hard enough to keep in line. But Vito? Things just went from tough to suck-tacular." Mike sighed.
Cut to Dawn, Scott, Lightning and Sam in front of the cabins. Sam and Lightning were covered in blankets. "I told you, B stands for "bad man" and Beverly is a bad man who cost us the game!" Scott said.
"I dunno, he's been useful so far. Kind of suspicious that his invention didn't work this time when it did before." Sam said.
"It could be some sort of sabotage. He's might to get us voted out because he thinks we're all losers that drag the team down and thinks that he might do better just by himself." Scott said.
"Trying to sabotage Lightning's team and thinking he is weak? Not cool!" Lightning said.
"Whoa… I never took him for that guy, but fact wise, it would seem he's that guy." Sam said.
"How can you trust someone who's so secretive, that he doesn't even talk. He hates nature, you know. Why do you think he likes machines so much?" Scott told Dawn who gasped. "I've seen B scoffing and rolling his eyes every time you talk. Bet he'd call you fizzle if he could talk." he told Lightning who looked shocked. "Just thought you all should know." he said.
Confessional: Sam
"It's still kind of weird to me that B would sabotage us, but I guess Scott's logic makes sense. I think? I don't play many logic games." Sam said.
Confessional: Dawn
"Well, all of the stuff B builds could be harmful to the environment here…" Dawn thought.
Confessional: Lightning
"B might've messed with the challenge, but Sam messed with the Lightning. Time for Thunder to say sha-bye-bye. Hey, can somebody write that down?" Lightning said.
Cut to the elimination. "After another jam-packed day of losing, it all comes down to this." Chris began the elimination.
"Mega Jock and Mega Gamer! You two were tasked with stealing the flag but ended up just getting yourselves frozen!" Chef called out Lightning and Sam as they looked upset.
"Dirt Boy! You were completely useless in defending the fort, and made some serious accusations! You may have put a big target on your back." Chef called out Scott who rolled his eyes.
"Finally, Silent B! It was your invention that made your team lose! Is it your silent butt going home today?" Chef called out B who glared at Scott.
"The following Rats are safe." Chris said as he began tossing the marshmallows.
"Dawn." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow.
"Lightning." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"and Scott. Which leaves, Bev and Sam." he said as he tossed Scott a marshmallow. B looked upset while Sam looked happy.
"At least I'm not going home first! Oh! Ah." Sam said when Dakota came with a hang glider wearing a helmet. and crashed into him.
"I hate it when losers get all... clingy." Chris said.
"Hey, Sam! Did you miss me?" Dakota asked as she took off her helmet.
"Oh, hi Dakota. Of course I did, heh. Why wouldn't I miss a cute girl?" Sam chuckled as he blushed.
"Aw, you're sweeter than I thought you'd be." Dakota said.
Confessional: Sam
"Uh… do I look mean? Or are gamers seen as rude nowadays? Just when I thought we were finally getting respected by society too…" Sam said.
"Dakota, you're no longer competing. Remember?" Chris said.
"I don't care about the money. Like I need it. I just want, um, close-up please. Thank you. I just want camera time. People need to see more of my sparkly adorableness if I'm gonna get my spin-off reality series." Dakota said as she posed to the camera.
"You know how you flew off into the sky last episode? That means you're done. Forever." Chris said as Chef grabbed her with a tool.
"No, please! I'll do anything!" Dakota said.
"Listen, princess. This is my show!" Chris said as he got a phone call. "Huh? It's your daddy. Hello, Mr. Milton. How much money?! You're back." he said as he talked to the phone.
"Yes! Thanks, daddy!" Dakota said.
"As an intern!" Chris said.
"An intern? No!" Dakota yelled as she was dragged away by Chef.
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B! Time for the Hurl of Shame, buddy." he said as he tossed B a toxic marshmallow with gloves which landed on the ground. Scott smirked at him as he growled.
Cut to B in the catapult next to Chris and his teammates.
"Any final words, Beverly? Any words at all?" Chris asked as B looked like he was about to say something as everyone asked when Chris stopped him. "Time's up!" he said as he catapulted B away as he screamed. "Come back for more mutants, mayhem, and manipulation next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he said as the episode ended.
VOTES
Confessional: Lightning
"This'll teach that lousy gamer not to mess with the Lightning!" Lightning said as she showed a picture of Sam that had lightning drawn on it.
Confessional: Scott
"Goodbye, Bev. Next time, learn how to speak." Scott said as he drew a laughing face on a picture of B.
Confessional: B
B angrily scribbled on a picture of Scott.
Confessional: Dawn
"I sense that B has good intentions but he has to go for the good of the animals here. Scott's aura is kind of weird though, I'll need to keep a closer eye on him." Dawn said as she showed a crossed out picture of B.
Confessional: Sam
"Sorry B, you did make us lose…" Sam said as he drew a pixelated cross on a picture of B.
BONUS CLIP
B's Audition Tape
B was recording himself in a fancy room. He arrived with a moving chair and pressed a button, making some machines brush his teeth, wipe his shoes, put on his hat, measure him and make him drink water. He grinned at the camera when a tiny robot that looked like him came and left while he waved goodbye as a crane carrying a clipboard passed by. He winked at the camera and looked like he was going to say something when the battery died.
Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Brick, Cameron, Jo, Mike, Zoey
Toxic Rats: B, Dawn, Lightning, Sam, Scott
Eliminated Contestants:
11. B
12. Dakota
13. Staci
Sorry Silent B fans, he's chill but not much you can do with a character who doesn't speak, I'd say this was the right place to boot him. Hope you all enjoyed as always!