Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse

by Little Merger

Tired of one bad choice in the personalization of his trait, Kaye, now Kai, logically planned his suicide for a better chance of reincarnation to get rid of the curse that his trait had almost become. Now, Kai is in a world where people breathe fire and fart thunder! *** Warning: I’m still playing with the idea of a female and submissive Orochimaru and if you don’t think fem Orochi

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MODES:

[Sage Transformation (25/25): Allows the user to absorb natural energy and balance it with internal chakra to form Senjutsu Chakra of equal amount as the chakra present in the user's body. The Body's constitution reacts to Natural Energy and mutates the user's body. Transformation increases the parameters of the user by 10 times. Reduce the time consumed for transformation by 4 at every level. Current Time Required: Instant.

Special Note: Senjutsu Chakra cannot be recovered using regular chakra regeneration.]

[Shikkotsu Rock Egg Sage Art (75/75): Allows the user to master a set of Sage Arts and wielding of Senjutsu Chakra consciously to enter Sage Mode. Reduces the cost of Senjutsu Consumption by 0.67% at every level.

1) Drunken Monk-ey's Fist— This allows the user to perform a Taijutsu based on the intoxication of oneself using products brewed by nature energy and the manipulation of Senjutsu Chakra. Current Consumption: 2800 Senjutsu Chakra; 16 Stamina per minute.

2) Monkey Shifts, Staff Sticks— This allows the user to perform Bojutsu that utilizes a special staff able to transmit nature energy. Current Consumption: 2000 Senjutsu Chakra; 16 Stamina per minute.

3) Monkey Steals Bitches, Monkey Eat Peaches— A dance that manipulates nature energy to produce an environment of natural aphrodisia to charm sentient beings. Current Consumption: 3000 Senjutsu Chakra per minute.

Note: Special bodily conditions of the user redact the effects of the sage mode of added gain in raw parameters by 10 times.]

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FIRE:

[Sage Art: Heat Wave (2/2)]

[Sage Art: Fire Serpent (2/2)]

[Sage Art: Great Fire Ball (2/2)]

[Sage Art: Fire Dragon Bullets (2/2)]

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WATER:

[Sage Art: Water Bullet (2/2): Spit out sharp bullets made of pressurized water that can tear through steel easily. Reduces Chakra Consumption by 25% at every level. Current Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 380~???]

[Sage Art: Water Shuriken (2/2): Coats shuriken in water transformed senjutsu chakra that can part pools of water without losing any momentum. Reduces Chakra Consumption by 25% at every level. Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 290~???]

[Sage Art— Hazy World (2/2): Conjure a dense cloud of chakra mist escaping the pores of the body. Increases the area covered by the mist by 50% at every level. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 25% at every level. Current Consumption: 440~???. Current Range: 150~??? sq meters]

[Sage Art— Freeze Wave (2/2): Blows a stream of freezing waves that serves to freeze any body of water. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 25% at every level. Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 320~???]

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[Sage Art— Water Dome (2/2): Covers the user in a dome of water and protects them from attacks. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 25% at every level. Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 330~???]

[Sage Arts: Heavenly Weeping (5/5)]

[Sage Arts: Water Dragon Bullets (3/3)]

[Sage Arts: Divine Severing Waves (3/3)]

[Sage Arts: Water Prison (3/3)]

[Sage Art— Frost Rasengun (3/3)]

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EARTH:

[Sage Art— Mud Wall (2/2): Forms a wall of mud in front of the user that is stronger than steel to protect from any attacks. Reduce chakra consumption by 25% at every level. Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 300~???]

[Sage Art— Earth Travel (10/10): Lets the user meld in and travel into earth quickly and then appear out from a designated region. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 5% at every level. Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 560~???]

[Sage Art— Earth Spears (2/2): Covers the area around the user with raised earthen spikes. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 25% at every level. Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 570~???]

[Sage Art— Quicksand Stream (2/2): Turns the ground into a region of quicksand around the user. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 25% at every level. Senjutsu Current Consumption: 440~???]

[Sage Arts: Earth Dragon Bullets (5/5)]

[Sage Arts: Cave of Death (5/5)]

[Sage Arts: Six-Winged Solid Tengu (15/15)]

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WIND:

[Sage Art— Gust (2/2): Releases a tremendous gust from the mouth of the user. Chakra consumption reduced by 25% at every level. Current Consumption: 90~???]

[Sage Art— Small Breakthrough (2/2): Produces sharp gust of wind into a protective dome that expands outward. Chakra consumption reduced by 25% at every level. Current Consumption: 240~???]

[Sage Art— Air Stream (10/10): Releases a stream of wind from the pores of the body with enough senjutsu chakra to interact with the wind around the user. Chakra consumption reduced by 10% at every level. Current Consumption: 100~???]

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[Sage Art— Skewering Blade (2/2): Slashes out a sharp, condensed wave of wind that can leave slash marks on refined metal. Chakra consumption reduced by 25% at every level. Current Consumption: 120~???]

[Sage Art— Wind Shuriken (2/2): Converges air current around the shuriken projectiles or shapes air current into shuriken-like projectiles to throw at the opponent. Chakra consumption reduced by 25% at every level. Current Consumption: 450~???]

[Sage Arts: Vacuum Wave (3/3)]

[Sage Release: Storm Cloak (2/2)]

[Sage Release: Vacuum Prison (3/3)]

[Sage Release: Vacuum Point (3/3)]

[Sage Art— Shurikengun (3/3)]

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LIGHTNING:

[Sage Art: Body Pathway Derangement (5/5)]

[Sage Art: The Lightning Network (5/5)]

[Sage Art: Lightning Snake (2/2)]

[Sage Arts— Distant Body Pathway Derangement (3/3)]

[Sage Art— Railgun (3/3)]

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YIN-YANG/CHAKRA/HIDEN:

[Sage Release: The Formless Eye (10/10)— Transforms Senjutsu into Yin nature to form an eye connected to the user's sight at a distance of 100 kilometers. The formless eye only grants regular vision. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 5% at every level. Current Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 1800/hr.]

[Sage Arts— Super Beast Imitating Creation (15/15)]

[Sage Arts— Depthless Shadow Manipulation (10/10)]

[Sage Arts— True Vision (30/30)]

[Mystical Sage Palms (15/15): Allows the user to charge Senjutsu Chakra in a specific ratio of yin and yang nature to induce rapid physical improvement and a veritable boost to the immune system. Decrease consumption by 3.33% at every level. Current Consumption: 5500 Senjutsu Chakra/min.]

[Sage Art— Shadow Possession (1/1)]

[Sage Art— Shadow Stitch (1/1)]

[Sage's Scalpel (5/5): Coats the hands in a controlled amount of senjutsu chakra that can dissect the physical and metaphysical aspects of the body without excessive bloodshed or chakra leakage. Reduce senjutsu chakra wastage by 1% for every level. Reduces senjutsu chakra consumption by 10% at every level. Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 470/min.]

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Now Tsunade would never do something like—

Oh, who was she kidding? All her moral dilemma aside, all the need for training and catching up to her gains aside, she was looking forward to it especially after that night with her protege. She understood this was wrong but somehow... it only made it hotter for HER even without any need for southern stimulus.

And boy she would be considered a rather terrible legacy of the Senju... but hey, she has a grandmother equally down bad if not worse so she's doing just fine, damn it! The nature energy mixed with her chakra and coursing through her veins and all the hormones only made her want to be stupid again, something she couldn't be back then. But now she can. The position of her clan is firm, it's stable. And she has quite the loyal Legacy Guardian with talent as high as the founders of the village and deep down, a more feminine and needy side of her only prayed that his talent and potential grow even higher than THEM.

Pushing Kai against the ground, a bit rough but not something the two of them couldn't endure, Tsunade kneels her lithe form between his legs and tugged his pants down. It takes a few seconds for him to get harder and bigger. But the next second, Tsunade forms a clone of herself.

The mature version of her, might she add.

Kai's eyes widen for a bit and he questions, "I thought clones are off the limits."

"No," Tsunade smirks, and her clones snicker, adding, "We don't want a clone for ourselves. But you tell me, what's more comfortable for you, two pairs of dicks or breasts?"

Kai nods in understanding. They are not wrong. Shadow Clones wasn't attuned to Kai's taste. And Mikoto, too, isn't really thrilled about the idea of getting down with his clones. These kinds of lines are drawn by the shinobi for themselves and are personal for each one.

For instance, Kai did mind his clones... but didn't mind Tsunade's clones. It was double standards at its finest for both of them but did they care?

No!

It's as Tsunade says, two pairs of boobies trumps two sets of nuts every time!

So, the clone, fully naked, struts towards Kai's head and sits down before helping his head up on her lap. Her breasts were large enough to almost brush against his face as he purposely blows hotly against them, causing the clone to mewl softly. The difference is instantly noticed as Tsunade couldn't help but pout. This was one of the dangers of clones as... they are both the same and Tsunade is capable of envying her own clone.

She could grow older once again, and give Kai a true meat sandwich but she restrains the idea and just views the two of them enjoying themselves as Kai has his hands on the clone's voluminous breasts in a matter of seconds and tugs them down in pinching her nipples as if milking a cow. His cock throbs in front of her face and somehow... Tsunade doesn't feel weird watching her older self making a rather lewd expression while brushing Kai's hair.

This just came as an awakening that the only way their relationship would feel weird is if she made it so, hence, slapping his thick, meaty shaft sideways, Tsunade clears her throat, "Hey, that cow isn't running away anywhere!"

"I'm you," the clone notes with a mischievous smirk and leans her shoulder down to smother Kai with her breasts as his heavy breathing makes her stifle another moan.

Clicking her tongue but thoroughly aroused still, Tsunade leans downs and soon lay over her stomach while settling her hands on his thighs. Her senses are far too enhanced at this point through Sage Mode to NOT ignore the alluring and captivating musk of the tool she intends to reward Kai with. With shallow but measured breaths, Tsunade parts her pair of soft pouty lips and sucks around the tip. Not focusing on it, however, she lets her hands grip them at different regions of the shaft and licks down till she's at his balls before gobbling them up.

His grunt muffles against the clone's rapidly dampening underside of her cleavage and his legs shuffle slightly but not intending to go any bit easy on him and her rather inexperienced mouth, Tsunade buckles up and lets go of his nuts— a rather dangerous situation in any man's life— getting his nuts chewed up, that is. Her tongue slips out and slides up the hefty underside of her disciple's juicy cock. As if the most natural thing, his translucent pre-cum begins to make its way out of his twitching tip, something she locks her lips around promptly and lets her tongue press against his tip.

It was unknown to Tsunade when her clone and Kai had stopped their own playful depiction of milking and began to watch her with amazing gazes. Well, the clone was sure that the original would get a kick out of seeing her young self force herself down on a much larger cock than anticipated.

Her lips parted further as she dips down and slides a few more inches of his cock against her already choking hold. Stern as ever, the founder of the Iryo Nin uses a simple numbing jutsu on her throat and finally pushes his dick into her throat. Thick streams of saliva slide down from the corner of her lips. Her eyes are wider as she matches her gaze with Kai's rather appreciative and smoldering one. As if THAT wasn't enough, Kai's hand soon gently brush a few loose strands of Tsunade's hair back behind her ears and then finds his grip on top of her head. A massive grin makes its way over to his lips.

She gulps— well, wouldn't that be great? Instead, a gagging noise bubbles out of her throat alongside more spit with a healthy mix of his pre-cum.

Ghhgkk*

Ghhgkk*

Glaring at the 'rude' youth only becomes a dream as he forces her head and in turn, her lips up and down his shaft. Unwilling to be sidelined, the clone finds her lips peppering his neck and collarbone with kisses and playful bites. Her hands grazed over his chest, an odd nail or two even scratching him down with hungry moans filling his ears.

It's not long until Tsunade's hard work pays off in the form of a massive load shooting directly into her stomach and filling the 'girl' nicely. With a popping sound, Kai 'let' Tsunade pull herself from around his cock yet he feels a bit regretful since the young Tsunade failed to take him balls deep... something the 'traditional' Mikoto did.

"Y- you!" She gasps and coughs as Kai grins, "That was great... thanks~!"

She scoffs and wipes her mouth while gulping down the excess saliva and remnants of his sweet treat— an effect of his body shifting due to Sage Transformation— she assumes.

"Hmph," snorting under her breath, Tsunade pushes herself off of the ground and looks over at the cougar of a clone, adding, "Well... I could forgive you for that... if you do something for me..."

"Sure," Kai smiles and teases, "For a throat like that, anything."

Although Tsunade had the urge to beat him up, she glares at her clone, deciding to vent all her frustration... on herself?

"Fine, I expect you to DO her," she points out, bringing the clone out of her lustful daze.

"Wait? Why me? I thought... no sex till marriage!" The clone, being Tsunade herself, gasps and resists the idea instantly.

"But you won't be here soon after," Tsunade claims, admittedly feeling a little naughty.

"But the experience will... I don't know... I just wanted that experience after marriage... engagement, at least," The clone sighs, "I really don't care that much. I'm a clone. I'll be part of you soon... but do you really want to cheapen your own first time?"

"Fuck, I'm smart and reasonable!" Tsunade hisses under her breath and dispels the clone the next instant.

"Aw, and here I thought I will get to learn something new," Kai sighs only to find Tsunade looking at him apologetically.

"Sorry... that was stupid..." She groans and finds herself cozying up on him. Her petite form is easily accommodated by his beefcake of a body as he embraces her while lying on the ground.

"Are you kidding me... I can't wait to get engaged to you. Heh, and I look forward to doing your clone. You know, I promised it, after all."

She scoffs and smirks, "I really want to try it, too... you know," her words end with a sigh, "It's just... scary."

"I get it," Kai assures her while hugging her a little tighter, "Take all the time you need. By the way... might as well inform you that I'll be taking a short break from helping you and Orochi-san with Fukushu and Cerberus... Kushina needs all the help she needs at the moment."

"The Kyubi?"

"Yeah... strike while the iron is hot, right? But I'd still want to learn Wood Style if possible. It's supposed to be one of the great jutsu styles aside from Fuin that became Tailed-beast nightmares, after all," Kai requests and Tsunade agrees without much thought, "Well, I'll try to give Wood Style some more focus. But... Orochi is perceptive. She'll realize that something more important is keeping me from helping her in our project."

"Just tell her I have a breakthrough for her, too," Kai shrugs.

"What?" Tsunade sits up, "You found a way to ascertain Fukushu's immortality?"

"Oh, fuck no," Kai blinks, "I meant the side project Orochimaru-san had it going. I think I have the key to forming the seal she is looking forward to. It's just... I could have either helped her or Kushina. Obviously, Kushina needs me more."

Tsunade sighs and lies down on him once again, "That's cute... you and Kushina..."

Kai just smiles. It's as he said, he had a choice and the redhead was the clear answer. Besides, he also knew that if he chose Kushina or Orochimaru, either way, he would need to see the results through without diverting his attention.

Both the results may not benefit him directly but hey, if he's helping, he's gonna make sure that he remains a pro at it to the point that others are left wanting his assistance once again!

After all, he got the idea for Frost Gun and the kind by helping Minato and formed the Chakra Origin Seal while helping Orochimaru!

"Hey..." Tsunade whispers...

"Yeah?" Kai questions.

"Want to marry me?" Her voice grows a bit quieter while she squirms a bit in his embrace.

"That's the plan," Kai chuckles merrily.

"Hmm... Would you wait for me to pop the question?" She inquires again. Taking a moment, Kai strains to look at her and smiles, "Don't keep me waiting too long... Sens— Tsunade," he locks his gaze with her.

"Don't worry," she smiles in return and just closes her eyes.

It doesn't take long for Kai to shift and sideways and spoon Tsunade instead as the pillowy dirt and ground of Shikkotsu Forest had the comfort of their own.

"Kai... you're hard again..." Tsunade mewls slightly—

Clearly, they didn't remain spooning for long now that Tsunade had decided to reciprocate somewhat.

Alternate Title: Tsunade of Wood— Ehm, Boner; Personal Limits; Four Boobs Four Nuts

A/N: Guess what... I was hearing the Naruto Rising Spirit the entire time while writing this smut. Ehm, questionable choices in music aside, I'm just happy I was able to write a good take on clone as it was the clone who was more reasonable. I first DID plan to just let Kai rail the clone and let the experience of it stain Tsunade but as I wrote... why cheapen the first experience?

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"Oh... Minato would cream his pants if he saw the real thing..."

Kai strains a smile. As if his presence wasn't destructive ENOUGH for the Shikkotsu Forest, he stares at the mindless 'monster' layered with red veins of dark chakra, two circular white orbs for its eyes, and a gaping pit for its mouth as it tosses its head up and begins to compress visible orbs of blue and red chakra into a dark purplish mass...

Four of its menacing tail swings behind, cutting through the air with startling force.

Meanwhile, the tiny slug within Kai's right sleeve, staying next to the coiled cinnamon whispers, "Kai-san, the main body is informed... she is setting up a perimeter to not let any other summoned beast enter."

Kai sighs and smiles, "Thank you, Lady Katsuyu..." He then dons an octopus mask for safeguarding his appearance. His skin then shifts to a darker, deeper tone and his skin itself becomes quite rough to the touch. Scales cover the ends of his limbs, forming the claws of a drake, and two horns made out of hardened skin sprout over his forehead.

Roaaar*

The beast roars and instantly swallows the large mass of chakra before opening its mouth again and shooting a mighty blast—

Zing*

With a sharp buzz, a ray of electricity tears through the devastating Bijudama while Kai quickly forms three hand seals and blows a massive gust that pushed away the resultant explosion. It doesn't matter though. Kai's equally piercing railgun tears into the beast and shoots out from behind. In fact, the damage caused by Kai's attack overshadows the beast by a large margin but appearing next to the beast, he slams his palm— well, precisely, he slaps the beast in a level of strength that could only be contended if not surpassed by Tsunade and next thing you know, the seal activates.

The beast roars in anguish, clutching and clawing its face until skin begins to form over its menacing chakra filaments in grotesque patches. Kai's gaze grows gloomy at that but he bears it. If he... can go through hell for strength, then he must hold others to a somewhat similar standard. He couldn't get cold feet now... because that would mean betraying HER trust and confidence in him.

Soon, the four tails of the beast dissipate into the natural surroundings of the Shikkotsu Forest and a horribly injured Kushina falls to her knees. Kai is quick to catch the unconscious girl and uses Mystical Sage Palms to quickly heal her back to her perfect health. Then again, Kushina does proclaim a crazy level of regeneration thanks to the angered fox that DID cause all of this.

Kushina's eyes flutter open and she groans, "Did I go berserk again?"

"Not as bad as your first period," Kai smirks only making her chuckle in exhaustion. She didn't even have the strength to engage in a banter at this moment as Kai whispered, "Let's go back..."

"Yeah," Kushina nods, "But it's already the seventh time... that I got out of control..."

"We'll find a way," Kai shrugs, "After all, you're one of the big brains behind this new seal. Maybe it'll be you who finds a way to deal with this situation."

"Then I'll be smarter than you, dattebane," she gives a weary yet cheeky grin as both of them disappear alongside the residents of his sleeves.

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"Is she still sleeping?" It's been a few days since Mikoto's return and two weeks have already passed in a blink of an eye since Kai's return. Only Kai, Mikoto, and Nono sat around the dinner table with a large serving of rice for everyone alongside soup, veggies, and meat. More of which was set on the kitchen counter and waiting to be served as they chowed through the food on the table.

"Well," Kai hums with a full mouth, "Losing control exhausts her chakra to the bare minimum. I guess, even Kushina's chakra is simply nothing in front of Kyubi given how it only needs a sliver of its strength after we loosen the seal a bit to put Kushina out of commission. She needs to train a lot more, though." Not something he would lord over Kushina but it's the truth. If she wishes to contend with the Kyubi... she needs more strength.

But strength isn't the answer now, is it?

If that is true then B, the perfect Jinchuriki of Gyuki would be unimaginably strong at such a young age.

"The good news is," Nono chuckles, "Kushina is 'sparring' with one of the best this world has to offer."

"I wouldn't consider myself the best yet," Kai shrugs.

"She obviously meant Kyubi," Mikoto scoffs.

"No, I meant Kai," Nono interjects, and while Mikoto rolls her eyes, both, Nono and Kai wink at each other.

"Anyway, trying to help Kushina gain control of Kyubi would take longer than expected," he sighs, "But you guys should see her... after she sprouts four tails... that is a beast in its own definition. I wonder how strong Kyubi is in its entirety..."

"Why not try and kidnap this 'B?' You could walk on the edge once again, maybe act alone?" Nono proposes, "Or, just try and gain the trust of that individual to explain how he became a perfect Jinchuriki."

"It's pretty simple," Kai answers, "If you have someone in your body who can lend you its strength... then, of course, you need to come to terms with that being. The problem is... Kyubi doesn't necessarily communicate... and we figured that if we could somehow defeat it 'fairly', we may just get through it on a surface level..."

"Geez... an enslaved war weapon is not listening to you, who would have thought," Mikoto giggles and shakes her head.

"If it's really the strongest... Madara Uchiha would not have controlled it. Hashirama Senju would not have defeated it. And Mito Uzumaki would not have enslaved it... but it's so angry because of what the three of them did. Kushina needs to do something else..." Nono mumbles thoughtfully.

"What do you have in mind?" Kai inquires.

The almost blonde brown-haired girl shrugs, "How would I know? I'm just saying you could not adopt the options previously taken..."

"Damn, that's genius!" Kai sneers with sarcasm dripping in his voice.

"Hey," Nono pouts, sipping on her sake, making Mikoto's eyes twitch. The Uchiha STILL did not like the fact that Kai and Nono are used to drinking while being so young. It's not about physical health but mental!

"As usual, for me, the only answer is to keep on grinding. We'll get through Kyubi in time... hopefully."

They nod in agreement. After all, grinding religiously has worked for Kai until now. There is no reason to believe otherwise.

"Oh, before I forget!" Mikoto's glare sharpen, "I need YOU and not a clone for tomorrow evening!"

Kai shrugs as Nono simply giggles at the double meaning of it. After all... Mikoto made it clear that his clone couldn't accompany her to tomorrow's ceremony. It's rude, she said...

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It's a festive day for many in the Uchiha Clan today. After all, Fugaku Uchiha is marrying!

Being a rather popular genius of the clan, nay, the village, and one of the few younger elites, his existence is of great importance to the clan and the village. But the marriage itself was not of true importance. It was a ceremony. But Fugaku, as pragmatic as ever, didn't care for such trifles but what he could gain for the clan, and that, in itself, is a rare trait in the world of Shinobi. Many are logical, yes, by only a rare few are as... well, selfless to such a degree.

Kai had to admit that Fugaku didn't really do ANYTHING about him and Mikoto. He just accepted the situation and moved on. The same was the case with Sarachi's birth and being the successor of the clan instead of Fugaku and again, the man just accepted the situation and moved on.

This earned Fugaku Kai's respect— it was only natural.

Kai, Mikoto, Hizashi, and his wife Umi, sat around one table. As one of the three advisors, Hizashi was the only one to be invited to the wedding ceremony who wasn't part of the clan directly or indirectly. Not even the Hokage was invited to the occasion or the Aburame elder.

'Man... Danzo would have had a field trip with Hiruzen by filling his ears with all sorts of paranoid shit and then sucking him off...' Kai snickers internally.

Dressed like others, Kai wore a traditional robe-like black attire while Mikoto adopted a white floral-patterned Kimono.

"Say, Hizashi-san," Kai turns to look at the stern-looking youth almost transitioning into a look befitting a proper man with a pair of milky, pupilless white eyes, "Why did Fugaku invite you?"

Hizashi raises his brows at the question and looks at his former comrade-in-arms during the second war and sighs, "Uchiha Fugaku did not invite me. Uchiha Yami, one of my colleagues, did..."

"So, Yata..." Kai mutters and then blinks, "Ah, I meant Father-in-law," he smirks over at Mikoto's frown and adds, "You think Father-in-law wants to recover some of the relationships with the Hyuga clan? Or just an all-out dojutsu challenge to see who is the best dojutsu clan?"

"Please," Mikoto rolls her eyes, "Father won't be that immature..."

"Anyway, if the Uchiha clan wishes to have a better relationship with the Hyuga Clan, it won't be through us..." Umi smiles sadly, eliciting Hizashi to sigh, too.

Their dilemma was rather well-known.

The Hyuga Clan simply despised Hizashi... really. The arrogant pricks were too hurt when Hizashi became an advisor and got the seal on him and his wife removed.

"Here you are, Mikoto," Kyo walks over to their table with a gentle smile while holding a dashingly dressed Sarachi in her arms, "Would you help me with Sarachi-chan? He's acting a bit fussy..."

Mikoto blinks as Kyo clears her throat somewhat, "And Hyuga Umi-chan, was it? I am Mikoto's stepmother. It's nice to make your acquaintance."

Umi blinks in surprise and returns the greeting just as politely.

Kyo's arrival wasn't meaningless, as she reveals her purpose with a 'tired' sigh, "Mikoto, your father can be a handful at times. Now he is getting drunk with the groom and expects Kai-kun and Elder Hyuga to join him. Can you believe him?"

The remaining two women only thin their lips and look at their man as Kai and Hizashi roll their eyes.

"I'll try and keep Father-in-law honest then," Kai chuckles and stand up as Kyo finally jabs honestly, "Kai-kun, YOU are the last person I expect that from."

"Fine," he scoffs in return, "I've been relieved of father-in-law's responsibility. I guess I'll find him a better maid, too."

Mikoto holds back a smirk while Kyo deadpans slightly before accepting the burn and just shaking her head.

Alternate Title: Better Maid? Kyo Did it ALL! ; The Worst Tribulation of Shikkotsu Forest— Kai and Kushina

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[Sage Arts: Earth Dragon Bullets (5/5)]

[Sage Arts: Cave of Death (5/5)]

[Sage Arts: Six-Winged Solid Tengu (15/15)]

[Sage Arts: Heavenly Weeping (5/5)]

[Sage Arts: Water Dragon Bullets (3/3)]

[Strength of Sage Symbols (5/5)]

This was the fruit of the hard work of Kai's clones over the past two weeks. [Strength of Sage Symbols] was none other than the seal Kushina and Kai devised to shackle Kyubi yet free it to a certain extent.

While Kai wanted to try and see the sage art variants of more powerful techniques... he chose to move through the same list as he mastered all these previous techniques. After all, instant gratification of strength mattered little to Kai. It's the grind that brought him true euphoria!

At the moment, Tsunade was still busy 'deciphering' her new Kekkei Genkai and the ratio of different nature transformations in it so Kai couldn't really learn Wood Style. Of course, now that he knew that it involved only water and earth nature transformation, Kai COULD use the Hit and Try method but he realized his time was better spent keeping up with his own grind.

"It seems Fugaku-kun's wedding was celebrated with great fervor last night," Kai is brought back out of his thoughts as Hiruzen continues, "And do you think this letter has to do something with what happened last night?"

The old man taps on the envelope set on his desk as Kai observes the Uchiha seal on it and inquires, "Father-in— Ehm, Uchiha Yata sent a letter of recommendation for Fugaku?"

"To be considered in the listing for the next Hokage, yes," Hiruzen, in such a rare moment, takes a deep puff of his pipe and leans back on his chair.

"Was I called here for..." Kai narrows his eyes, "To help you decide?"

Hiruzen chuckles at the boy obviously acting oblivious and demands, "You, like many others, know the truth of Uchiha Clan's past."

"You mean Uchiha Madara's actions," Kai nods.

"And you find Uchiha Madara's actions different from his clan?" Hiruzen inquires.

"Is it not?" Kai shot back.

For a moment, silence ensues in the office with the old man and the youth quietly staring at one another.

"How is Kushina-kun's progress?" He inquires as Kai looks a bit disappointed and informs, "We aren't anywhere near close to what the Jinchuriki of Gyuki has..." While Hiruzen did not know the seal on Kushina had changed, he was informed promptly that Tsunade had started to help the girl so he isn't blindsided should Kushina provide some results.

"Hmm..." Hiruzen closes his eyes in response as if deep in thought but Kai kept a check on his empath skill and knew well that Hiruzen only felt troubled and slightly annoyed as things progressed.

"What if you were asked to put a successor with such a troubled ancestor?" Hiruzen inquires while still keeping his eyes shut.

"How can I even counsel you for such a decision?" Kai shrugs, "You have three elders for a reason, right, Lord Third."

Hiruzen's lips twitched and he remarks, "You and the Nara Clan head do have some things in common. He had a similar response."

Kai smirks at that.

"But of course, I didn't ask you here for your counsel," Hiruzen chuckles, "Until now, you were kept in Team Sakumo because there wasn't any other use for your talents. Of course, this does not include your assistance to Orochimaru and Tsunade. The year is about to end. And as you are privy to the truth, a new war brews as we speak. The elder's council and I have collectively decided that... those above the ranks of Jonin and some talented Chunins now need to possess... better leadership skills."

Kai merely listens calmly.

"Stating precisely," Hiruzen continues, "We want to assess many shinobi through their ability to lead genin teams. How we do it is through the talks I have conducted with Third Kazekage Shaku. The Chunin Exams. This is going to be a great transition for the village and our system as a whole and it is in the first Chunin Exams Konoha and Suna will announce their alliance."

Kai nods.

"I'm not expecting an answer till—"

"Konan, that girl Shizune, and another girl... uh, I can't remember her last name. Nono spoke that she has genjutsu talent... hmm... someone Yuhi? I'll take them as my team, if you allow it, Lord Third."

Hiruzen raises an eyebrow, clearly not expecting such an answer, and a quick one at that. Still, he ponders and questions, "You're taking this rather well. I remember Sakumo-kun being rather reluctant to take you, Minato, and Tsume as a team."

Kai shrugs, "Missions have almost become of the same difficulty for me. And if you think I'm capable enough to teach, why would I be resistant? The only problem is that I'm more interested in Konan than all of them. And is Konan even thinking of graduating this year? I remember her plan being to stay at the academy as long as possible."

Setting his pipe aside, Hiruzen smiles, "Normally, I wouldn't want such a three-man cell," as he speaks, he rummages through his drawers and takes out three sheets of paper with the images of Konan, a dark-haired Shizune Kato, and crimson-eyed Kurenai Yuhi.

"Let's see... Konan. Excellent grasp of elementary Chakra Control. I suppose her training with other Senju Jonins under Tsunade has been fruitful. She seems oddly interested in incorporating paper in her jutsus and has shown a level of creativity in it which rather supports her drive...

Kato Shizune, a relative of the recent traitor, Kato Dan. She has shown great chakra control before... she was used as a pawn in Dan's treacherous schemes. At the moment, her grades and motivation have plummeted. Are you sure about her?" Hiruzen frowns for a moment.

Kai nods, "I've met her. Besides, I believe, it would reflect greatly on my skills if I can straighten out Shizune's situation before this... Chunin Exam."

Hiruzen smiles, "Then I can rest assured. As for Chunin Exams, the details will be released after a few more transactions with Suna. Nothing I would want you to feel worried about. Hmm, next, Yuhi Kurenai. As Tsunade's caretaker, Yakushi Nono stated, this girl has the talent to be a great Genjutsu Mistress... But... I have some concerns."

"Yes?" Kai cocks his head sideways and inquires with a puzzled expression.

"Your actual age is not that far from these girls..."

Kai deadpans, "Let me stop you before this gets weird... I, how should I put it... Just want to train others in Shinobi Skills. Nonsexual ones. I think I am getting enough good stuff back at my home to not think about such things for kids..."

"It's not you I worry about," Hiruzen clears his throat, "You have a reputation... Kai-kun. The kind that may affect younger and more impressionable minds."

"You mean they could get horny?" Kai cringes.

Stifling a choked cough, Hiruzen takes a puff of his pipe and speaks in a quieter tone, "I... well, let's put it aside for now. I expect you to be a good Jonin Instructor and... teach your proteges to not let personal feelings conflict with their missions."

Kai nods again.

"Are they going through war protocols, too?" Kai inquires and Hiruzen denies it with a shake of his head.

"Hmm... and can I be exempt from teaching them until Konan decides to graduate?" Kai suddenly grins.

"Another batch will be going through graduation exams by the end of the year," Hiruzen confirms, "Only a few will get to select their genins as you did."

"May I ask who they are?"

"Uchiha Fugaku, Hyuga Hiashi, and Namikaze Minato. The rest will be appointed a team and before you ask, these individuals include Inuzuka Tsume."

Kai takes in the information and returns to the main topic, "What about Konan?"

"She will be informed that if she graduates, she can learn under you. To be fair, I only expect Konon-kun and Kurenai-kun to graduate. You have your work cut out with Shizune... even if she does graduate. Anyway, if Konan decides against it, you'll be expected to choose another genin."

Kai nods. He was already getting better preferential treatment and he soon leaves the Kage's Office— Officially removed from Sakumo's team like Minato and Tsume...

'Damn, I WON'T miss his puns!'

[Rank-B Quest: A Trainer

Summary: Appoint a genin three-man cell to pass on your skills to.

Rewards: 14 SP; A New Title

Failure: The Third Hokage's Disappointment; A Genin Team]

[Earned 14 SP]

[Title Gained: Jonin Instructor]

[Jonin Instructor: Greatly appreciated by their appointed students. Increases the favorability and respect gained from the appointed students. Increase the pace by 50% with which the appointed students learn from the Jonin Instructor.]

Kai raises an eyebrow, greatly pleased with this title. It would, after all, increase the growth of whoever decides to learn from him...

But more than this...

More than anything!

"D-rank Missions are back, Baby!!!" Kai licks his lips with a vicious smirk developing over his lips!

Else, why did he not resist?

The D-rank missions were once a great staple to his SP earning and now he could let his team work for it!

And of course, like many other titles, the boost in favorability is passive but for that 50% increase in pace, Kai would have to equip that title.

'Would I have gotten Chunin Instructor if I was a Chunin... what would happen if I become a Kage?'

Kai wonders as he walks out of the academy building before returning to the haven of grind.

Another thing that brought Kai a bit of confusion was who else got the preferential treatment. Fugaku and Minato he could understand. The former is expected to be a leader and not giving Fugaku a chance at the claim of the position of a Kage would reflect poorly on the current Hiruzen while the old man expected Minato's talents to get through eventually. Should something happen to the old man, Sakumo would take on the title, too. So, honestly, it's expected for the younger generation to compete for the position of the Kage after Hiruzen and Sakumo.

But... why Hiashi?

'Hiashi... and Hizashi. The elder one even got an invitation last night... I mean, they have grudges against the clan, both of them. But I didn't sense any impending actions from their sides... so are they planning something? I hope so... could even get some byakugan from the main clan if possible...'

Kai just hums internally.

Anyway, the fact that Hiruzen gave Hiashi such a treatment meant something DEFINITELY is underway.

Not even wasting his time to persuade Konan into graduating early since that would be low, Kai rather dips away with Kushina to bring another wave of destruction to the Shikkotsu Forest.

Alternate Title: Second Coming of Witch Trainer? *Wink Wink*

A/N:

1) Witch Trainer is an adult dom game based on harry potter by Akabur. Great game and its modded version gets even better. Should make a fanfic of that, lol.

2) Almost got bored without skills and a title XD! But damn! Kai is gonna TRAIN the best asses out there!

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"J- Just what do you want?" Kushina floats around Kyubi's head. The beast, however, pays the girl no attention.

There are two situations when it comes to Kushina's seal. First is this one where Kyubi cannot even touch her and all the malice of its chakra is broken into actual chakra and absorbed by the seal, making its presence, not the least bit threatening.

But the conditions of coming to terms with Kyubi meant somehow getting through it and that would be by giving it a fighting chance. This meant that Kushina would have to loosen the seal and the moment she does this, Kyubi would corrupt her chakra. Now, if it was before, this would be a slow process. But given the fact that Kyubi was essentially a 'battery' in this seal and her chakra wasn't being used to suppress it, Kushina would most definitely enter the four or even five-tailed state of madness.

This isn't that concerning. Kushina cannot even feel pain because her consciousness would be limited here and Kai would easily subdue her and heal her by the time she gets back with only physical exhaustion being an actual limiting factor.

The entirety of the situation devolved into a stalemate. Kyubi wouldn't respond to her at all when all its chakra gets absorbed... and when they do release it a bit, they aren't in a position of negotiating and Kushina just cannot 'fight' with Kyubi using her actual chakra consciousness, and would instead use a mere flicker of her mind to appear near the beast.

Again, her question falls on deaf ears and this annoys Kushina more than she would like to admit, "You know what! I'm happy Grandma Mito tore you in half!"

This makes the beast's fur wave with a hint of chakra leaking through it.

"I did not ask to be your damn jinchuriki but would it be so bad if we could work together, 'tebane?!"

The beast still keeps its eyes shut and 'sleeps' through the screams.

"I... There MUST be something I could do, right? Something that could make you not hate me... and try and work with me..."

"Hmm..." its disturbingly gravelly and deep feminine growl filled the giant loop of a seal, "You could die. That would set me free."

Kushina thins her lips, "Why would I want to die?!"

But she gets no response in return, infuriating her even more!

There is a third situation that Kushina hadn't tried, of course. Kai made it very clear that she wasn't ready for it but the tomato threw caution to the wind and the beast instantly notes the change in her being.

It opens its wide and large eyes as Kushina's form settles in front of it. Actual form. Instead of just a ghost of her true self, Kushina could now wield chakra which made her more than just a specter of yin and... which meant that Kyubi could harm her entire being by attacking her chakra form!

"What do you think you're doing?" It slowly stands instead of attacking instantly.

"Without being able to use my chakra, and only comprising of yang chakra you cannot form those damn bijudama!" Kushina grins cheekily, "I'm tired of trying to talk, dattebane! There may be a world where you and I can chat about Ramen but you made me do—"

Her voice freezes in her throat as Kyubi tosses its head up and begins to collect a large mass of a purplish ball of devastating chakra...

A Bijudama...

--

"So... you forgot that like us... Tailed beasts are also capable of nature transformation?" Kai questions 'calmly' while trying not to laugh at the face of such a rookie mistake!

Kushina blushes furiously. She was, of course, already patched up, not knowing that each use of Mystical Sage Palms would boost her immunity and wee-bit of already astonishing strength.

"Well, the good thing is, in this situation, you don't instantly transition to four-tails mode so maybe I was wrong to assume that this is not the way to go," He leans forward and pecks her forehead, "We're gonna fuck it up... ehm, and Kyubi... if you can listen, well, of course, you can, I'm seriously gonna blow Kushina's mind when we do it. I mean WAY harder than Hashirama ever could have done Mito or vice versa... so... how about you just submit—"

His rather terrifying threat instead makes Kushina's eyes widen and she hisses, "Hey! Don't make me remember that it can watch us!"

"What's the big idea?" Kai pouts, "I keep on spanking you... how would doing you be any different?"

Truer words have never been uttered!

--

Kai spent his days training Kushina as his clones continued to grind more and more sage arts. By now, his clones could collectively complete three sage art variants each week and this just fell into a disciplined routine. Kai didn't try to overachieve by forming more and more clones. He would rather keep a hefty sum of his chakra reserves saved for anything serious.

Even if Kushina's situation was getting somewhat better, two things were key to her problem.

First, she now realized she needed to learn Kyubi's pattern of attacks so she doesn't have to use pure brawns to suppress it... and second, she needed a way to... well... make friends with the beast. Really, it's a head-scratcher of a contradiction when Kyubi is so callous and hateful against them.

For the former, Kai began to use his clones and at times, Tsunade, to cover for Kushina and himself to delve into the seal with Kushina, and observe the attack patterns and general nature of Kyubi's movements to help Kushina form strategies.

And this DID help, somewhat. Kushina could, at times, interrupt Kyubi from performing a Bijudama by forming adamantine chains that spread its limbs in an instant. She would use wind-style attacks to form large and heavy bursts of gust that would lower the momentum of its tail and evade. Heck, Kushina even used Tsunade's signature jutsu, [Chakra Enhanced Impacts] that sent gut-wrenching pain wherever she managed to strike but...

Kyubi simply did not give in.

When it wasn't under attack, it was stoic. When it was under attack, it became a rabid beast that would not listen to reason. This annoyed Kushina to no end... but Kai only looked forward to the eventual defeat of Kyubi.

At this point, Kai did not even care about the benefits and the things he may learn from Kyubi. He just worked to defeat the guy... and this kind of dedication both scared Kushina and somewhat... sent her into a 'cultured' daze since she did chance upon the noises from the different bedrooms at times... when Mikoto and Kai would only return to sleep with her in the morning...

But many other things occurred during the coming month.

For instance, Orochimaru and Tsunade shifted their focus from Fukushu to Cerberus since the dog whose entire body was covered with heads was easy to tackle. After all, the former was more of a mystery of chakra while the latter was a mystery of biology... something both the women excelled in.

He himself had yet to make any noteworthy achievement in that project but the duo was taking it relatively easy. After all, Hiruzen didn't demand results immediately and as researchers worth their salt, the duo planned to inform of any bare results ONLY when they had to show for their work. Despite their moral differences... the two weren't that different.

And Orochimaru was informed during this week once Tsunade reached the limits of her patience that both she and Kai were busy with their individual 'goals'... and, the lack of pestering on the Snake's part would result in her getting Kai finally helping her complete the seal she desired.

This promptly stopped Orochimaru from making any advances to poke at them but Tsunade and Kai knew that this was only temporary. You don't just become a woman and NOT have issues to deal with. Bimborochi was clearly more curious than she ever let on... as evident in her dreams and aspirations. But... she could ease the 'aching' need to know many concepts and... sensations... by focusing on Mitsuki and raising him like the functionally sociopathic mommy she was turning into.

--

"You will fail... again," Kyubi's voice fills the void as Kushina stands in front of it in silent defiance once again. While she thought Kai didn't know of her over time as she would try to cut her sleep by entering this space even at night, the Tomato remained unaware that Kai knew of her efforts and silently applauded them. He did. Stuff like hard work and determination in any scenario won Kai's admiration even if it meant for an enemy he is about to slay.

Kushina just frowns and stares at Kyubi stubbornly.

It isn't long until she speaks, "If I die... will you be really happy?"

"I shall be free—"

"ARE YOU?!" For the first time, Kushina screams with a hint of dignity instead of immaturity, "Why do you just keep on blabbering about freedom when we both know you're weaker than before AND will get caught again! To become another's beast!"

This... makes Kyubi opens its eyes for once. It never did open its eyes when Kushina is just in her yin specter form but she manages to rouse its attention nonetheless.

"What does a brat like you know of freedom? The sensation of wind against my fur... the sensation of prey filling the gaps of my teeth, the sensation of... being in a place of no captivity. I'm robbed of it ALL!" Its last words come with a feral roar that formed dangerous waves of shock while Kushina bites her bottom lips.

"What use is hating me for it?" She questions in another odd moment of maturity. To be exact, she IS mature. Just because she loved getting spoiled did not erase the fact that she has killed someone to graduate. That she has killed and killed and killed! That she has seen her clan's works being used for the worst that the humans can achieve...

"What?"

"Why do you hate me?" Kushina demands with her nostrils flaring. It's right to say that she did not fear Kyubi at this point. It could kill her, yes, but its fear has been removed from her heart!

"Why would I not—"

"Then give me a fucking reason!" Kushina snaps, "Why do you hate me?!"

The ninetails grow silent while staring at the girl with its cruel and vicious red orbs.

"I hate you," it declares, "All humans are the same. You thirst for my strength. You've imprisoned me for it and now you think you can talk your way into getting what you want?"

Kushina suddenly puckers her lips and sighs. Her shoulder drops down ever so slightly and tears begin to prick at the corner of her eyes, "You furry bastard... I don't want your strength one bit!" she whispers... her tone somewhat shaky as Kyubi hears the sound of a droplet of water dripping onto the expansive pool of water present in this world.

Kushina's form begins to turn wavy as if she is about to disconnect from this world but is still hesitant and she adds, "I... just cannot leave. Like you. Not without results. I guess I should start hating YOU for that and be unreasonable, too..."

She disappears while Kyubi remains rooted where it stood.

Its gaze, for a moment, reveals a hint of complicated emotion but wiping it away soon after, it settles down indifferently and closes its eyes. Alone.

Yet, annoyingly so, it, like Kushina, feels more comforted in this loneliness when the being around its host tightens his hug and pulls Kushina close to his chest, letting her cry silently against him...

Kyubi's ears would twitch somewhat as the echoes of the tearful cries filled its senses. It could cut them off... but it didn't.

Alternate Title: Unreasonable Hatred

A/N: I hope I didn't make Kurama too corny but just wanted to try and reveal how lonely the poor soul is.

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Kushina excitedly closes her eyes and prepares for another grand battle with Kyubi. Entering Shikkotsu Forest is no longer a choice. The residents of the great hidden location are spooked and restless. Even Lady Katsuyu can't set defensive parameters without revealing that this has something to do with Tsunade and thus, Konoha. With all these thoughts, Kai and Kushina could only enter the Forest of Death with Tsunade. Since Hiruzen knows that 'Tsunade' is helping Kushina, the request is processed quickly. In this village, aside from Kai and his troops in the Pad, maybe, Hiruzen is the one who is the most impatient to see a perfect Jinchuriki in Konoha.

"You feel something wrong, too, Sensei?" Kai inquires and addresses her so due to her being her true age. Tsunade nods calmly, hands on her waist as a tiny portion of Lady Katsuyu is on both of their shoulders. Watching Kushina intently, Tsunade whispers, "You two have been tackling this issue for a while but Kushina just 'dreams' of a way to achieve this? And she must do it alone? Her capabilities would put her as an average Jonin, her Adamantine Seal would only hope to bring her upto the level of an elite. But she lacks the necessary mindset and skills of Elite Jonins ground out by fatal missions... she alone cannot tackle Kyubi."

That's what happened. Kushina didn't explain much. Then again, words were never her strongest suit. Instead, she made one thing clear. She is EXTREMELY confident that she could come to terms with Kyubi this time. How, she still did not say... well, she did say she is going to take Kyubi's chakra... but how? Anyway, Kushina was adamant about doing it alone, saying that these are the conditions.

Yeah, right!

Kai did not believe it even once. Oh, he believed that Kushina wasn't lying. But this situation is as deceptive as they come!

"Ugh... let's just take all the defensive measures. She's only starting and it will take some time—" Kai's words are stuck in his throat. By now, Kushina would be coated in the thick chakra cloak of a tailed beast visible to the naked eye and the shade of red, forming a vague fox-like silhouette but...

At this moment, Kushina is still sitting cross-legged. However, the left side of her body bubbles and forms chaotic red filaments of chakra as if she is MADE of chakra. It's a ghastly contrast but Kai quickly begins to form suppression seals around her and readies to help the moment this situation demands it. Conversely, Tsunade is a bit sluggish. After all, Kai already has experience in this because he is the real supporter and not Tsunade. They are only using her name.

"What's happening?" Tsunade frowns but instead of Kai, it's Lady Katsuyu who replies, "Tsunade-sama, the battle in their mind may take a long time for them... but in real life, the conclusion is evident very quickly. This is the first time we are witnessing such a calm... reaction. By now, Kushina-sama would already be tearing out chunks of ground with her claws."

--

"I come here to win, dattebane!" The moment Kushina arrives, she shoots toward Kyubi and it stands on its four before roaring loudly. The somewhat confident and excited Kushina fails to see the complicated emotion in Kyubi's gaze as she forms Shadow Clones, three only. A chakra beast like her can form several shadow clones and go berserk... or form a limited number and practice various strategies to maximize efficiency. This is what she learned from Kai.

Although she is a knucklehead in politics, she has one of the sharpest brains when it comes to innovating and improvising on Fuinjutsu and other Shinobi Arts. In essence, even if she doesn't know it and is raised in opposition to it, Kushina is a natural-born killer, like many other talented Shinobi.

The four of them rush toward Kyubi with solemn looks. Their hands forming minimal signs since Kushina has mastered Wind Nature Transformation to an extent of 20% in Kai's terms alongside Water Nature Transformation, too. In a few moments, a clone blew a massive cloud of mist and the other one shot out, slapping her hands as her torso inflated alongside her cheeks and she shot a pressurized jet of water that could tear through solid ground and metal if she goes all out!

Yet!

Kyubi charges and with a grunt, a blast of chakra breaks away the momentum of the jet of water and his roar resounds, blowing away the mist. If such petty means were effective—

Its eyes widen.

Yes, Kushina always used 3-4 clones but if it never worked, why would she keep on persisting? Because she's a tomato idiot? No!

A sense of security when the opponent knows everything about you can be used well. Kyubi lived within her. It knew everything about her. It also knew that she had learned to use tactics instead of brute strength.

So that's her tactic— Brute Strength.

Facing Kyubi are almost 100 clones, her current limit including the chakra in her own brand of [Stength of Sage Symbols] on her forehead connected to this space!

Go!

All the hundred clones rush forward and before Kyubi could disperse them in a wave of two, thick spear-pointed adamantine sealing chains surface around in this world, coiling around Kyubi and tying it down! This is her greatest strength. Back then, she decided against using it to make things 'fair' so that Kyubi may accept her... or something similar. But she... somehow, from deep within feels that her dream is right! It is the BEST way to achieve what she wants!

As the chain even binds the muzzle of Kyubi, it stares at her hatefully while all the clones jump high in the air and pelt it down with their focused chakra strength before dispersing. Kushina made it clear. She wanted her clones to go all out with their brute strength. This tactic will not work again, after all.

The beast instantly shivers and her chain rattles. She isn't as strong as Mito so clearly, the chain from her body won't be as strong either. But she doesn't care!

In a moment, she is in front of the beast and pats its large, dark, and somewhat warm nostrils.

'This is it...'

She suddenly thinks of one thing alone.

Pull!

She wants the chakra, so she will take it!

As she jumps back, the gap between her outstretched right hand and Kyubi's nose is covered by a stream of blue chakra.

She blinks in surprise.

It worked?

IT WORKED!

Well... she never doubted herself but the excitement is clear as even Kyubi's struggle begins to get more and more 'desperate' but the hate in its eyes grows by several folds.

Not stopping or wasting her efforts by taunting the beast, she pulls harder. It's a thought— Pull. And the chakra will enter her more and more, empowering her. Yet, at this moment, as she feels that she can finally be free...

A stream of corruptive red chakra infiltrates this line of blue and Kushina suddenly hears a scream!

"Please! Don't kill me!"

And then she feels pain brimming within her being.

"No *sob* my child... my boy! Someone—"

"Dad... wake up... please—"

"Murdered! Beast! Kill it—"

"Hahah! Hashirama, let's dance!"

"Hmm~ I've decided to live. Sorry, I have to do this—"

The pain skyrockets as her 'body' spasms.

The chain around Kyubi disappears but it does not attack and instead laughs!

Kyubi's somewhat feminine but hoarse snarls fill the dark void, "You want my chakra? Bear it then! Take it! You humans love it, don't you? Power, pain, and suffering?!"

Kushina is still paralyzed with pain and wails of suffering, the laughter of the strong, apologies of the determined, and the decisive tone of those that want to live. But despite everything... the pain remains constant.

Kyubi howls in laughter.

"You may have somehow known about this method so fucking what? Enjoy it, runt! You're free! You have it! All this filth, take it!"

Roaring laughter booms in the void but suddenly, Kyubi's laughter is cut short as it 'feels' something.

By now, in front of its eyes, half of Kushina's body is already turned into a red monster of chakra but now, she isn't far away. The Kyubi had yet to move so it was still lying down. Kushina, who is almost the size of its fangs, spreads her hand wide open and just slumps against the beast's furry chin.

Kyubi cannot look at her with its eyes but it can see everything in this place regardless.

It sees sorrow in Kushina's eyes but no tears this time. Half of her face is monstrous, but the other half is... also monstrous. Humans cannot feel sorrow, after all. She must be something different than a human... a monster.

"Fuck being free..." she just remarks quietly, "Had I known my freedom... cost you so much already... I don't want it. I'll stay in this village forever... and I'll die here. If I have a few kids, they can see the world for me. I'll ask Kai to never let anyone become your Jinchuriki again either."

Her voice is soft... but at this point, without Kyubi's roaring laughter, it fills the void. Not pretentious laugh, but genuine sorrow and determination.

"I felt it," Kushina bites her bottom lip, "I'm still feeling the left side of my body burn... that's how much you feel, too, every time you need to kill or are forced to kill the innocents or those who are caught in crossfires... children... families..."

She slowly pulls back but not with its chakra anymore. Only now she realizes how foolish her past actions have been. What has she even seen in this world? Freedom? She only felt hurt that she had the cheek to speak about freedom in front of someone who actually knows the meaning of it.

Kushina was never bound in chains. Her mind was. She sought freedom as if the village could truly stop her from leaving.

It could not. She stops herself from leaving.

But what about Kyubi?

However, Kushina gives a cheek grin, tears finally trickling down from both sides of her eyes despite one being fully transformed.

"Ya know, I won't even offer to kill myself, dattebane. I'll live for what? 40-50 good years? I promise you'll be free after that—"

Suddenly, she feels a wave of pure strength and... 'purity' wash over her. Her consciousness is forced out and she stares at Tsunade and Kai looking back at her dumbly.

Then, Kushina looks at herself. Her body is brimming with strength. She can somehow feel 'amazement' and 'surprise' in both of them suppressing their worries.

She can feel emotions, barely, she notes.

Her entire body is covered by glowing red-orange chakra. Her irides are red that surround her vertical pupils. She...

What did she do?

She then understands at once.

She didn't do anything. She couldn't have done anything in the first place...

IT did...

Grateful, Kushina suddenly grins and looks toward Kai. Her next words and thoughts, she feels them getting 'approved' by that being, and she snickers, "Kai-chan! About time I showed I'm the older one 'ttebane! I'm going to beat you this time!"

--

"Someday, someone will walk this land and help you all..."

Those words have always comforted it.

Sitting on its lonesome... it doesn't feel so lonely anymore.

'Fucking dumb cunt... thinks that she got a dream that teaches on how to use ninshu... tch...'

It closes its eyes and rests but not before hurling another insult, "Sappy bitch... but she got me good. How else would she have 'snatched' away my chakra?"

It just consoles itself with words... knowing the truth.

Alternate Title: Foxy Tsundere

A/N: There you go, the best tsundere of the multiverse competing with legends like Taiga.

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From tomorrow, the third volume begins— A Hot Maid? Or a Hot Teacher?

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A/N: volume name changed to— From Hot Maid to Hot Teacher

[Name: Kai

Age: 14 15

Title: Jonin Instructor

Gamer Traits: Skill Tree; Sleepless Gamer

Rank: Jonin

Hit Points: 100%

Stamina: 100/100% (48.1/min)

Senjutsu/Chakra: 311437 (86435 88982250%) (2852/min) (800 815250%/min)

Physique: 471 480/1000

Mental: 533 534/1000

Perception: 447 451/1000

Water: 34/100%

Wind: 33/100%

Fire: 21.1/100%

Earth: 20.9/100%

Lightning: 31/100%

Yin: 40.3/100%

Yang: 40.1/100%]

[Skill points: 2510]

[Reduction of Chakra Wastage: 100%]

[Reduction of Senjutsu Chakra Wastage: 52%]

It's a new year! Kai just checks his stats for a touchdown and even if there isn't too great of a raw increase, he knows better. With this Kekkei Genkai, his body will grow passively until it hits its ceiling. He's only 15 physically but his stats and strength would allow him to contend with the Kages. By the time he's 20, he reckoned his stats will be between 550-600. Each higher stat has a larger gap than the one before. 550-600 is a very realistic estimation only if he doesn't stop training and grows passively.

But even with all the physical training, Kai is well aware that to surpass the peak of what Senjutsu can grant him, he will soon need to find another source of strength itself and make it his own. That's a grind, too. He needs to locate and work towards it. An image of a flashingly quick redhead who only calmed down after a beating appeared in his mind.

'Kushina calls that Chakra Mode... but it grants an equal boost. 10 times. The greatest advantage is that in that state she literally has too much chakra... so, her weakness can be covered up if she has quality strength, too, now.' Kai muses as he walks towards the Academy. There is an excited glint in his gaze.

Oh... the sweet, sweet grind is about to enter his embrace once more. It's about to stroke his cheek gently and whisper into his ears caringly...

Or something non-kinky.

--

Three girls could be seen sitting in their classroom within the academy. While the short-haired brunette and bluenette sat nearby, another girl with wavy hair, naturally curing at ends and sporting a round, curious pair of red eyes sat in a distance. Finally, unable to hold her curiosity, the one with long black hair looks back at the duo. They are all about the same age.

"Hey, Konan-san, um... is our Jonin Instructor going to be always this late?"

Of the trio, Konan is 9-years-old this year while the remaining two are both 7-years old.

"He..." Konan's lips twitch when she thinks of their boss. The 'team' was already broken long ago. Yahiko is making steady progress in Shinobi arts under Mikoto's tutelage, Nagato is in love with Iryo-nin... and she stayed at the academy. She was going to stay here until she turned 13 if not for Hokage informing her which Jonin Instructor was willing to teach her. Of course, she graduated!

Konan and Shizune suddenly blink in surprise, and a soft yelp escapes Shizune, hurriedly pointing at the other girl sitting close to the front desk.

"Tch, you don't have to point," the girl scowls and mutters while turning around, "That's just rude."

Her red eyes widen as she sees a terrifying white, expressionless face staring into her—

"Aaaaghhhhhh!" She screams, her body acting on its own instincts as she throws a punch only for a tip of an index finger to stop it in its route.

Pulling back, the 'face' tears itself away, revealing an olive-skinned dark-haired youth who has a humored grin, "Right, dominance has been established. Follow me, you lot, and Konan."

Their expressions changed and turn strange for various reasons as Konan still cannot believe he did that... but then again, he would steal her favorite dumplings right before she could eat them. Shizune looks a little nervous, and then finally, the third girl is beet red in embarrassment and anger!

The trio, however, wears the Konoha Forehead Protector as they follow him out. All three of them are now a part of the village's military! They are Genins!

Their Jonin Instructor, THAT Kai, continues to walk in front and they don't stop moving until reaching the outskirts of the village— stopping in front of a Farm. He then turns around and looks at each one of them while crossing his thick, veiny arms. His gaze is jolting for them. Stern. And more so, inquisitive. It was as if he did not just prank them to the point one of them almost peed in fright.

"I'm Kai. A Jonin of this Village. The youngest one." Right, that's VERY important so Kai would iterate it whenever possible just to piss others off, "You will have a lot of time to know about me. But today, it's your day. You graduated— all of you," saying this, he looks at Shizune with a ghost of a smile, "Congratulations. But, to become a Genin. A true genin and not the kind loitering in the Genin Reserves, you need something else. Your instructor's approval. That would be me."

His gaze turns stern again, "Do you understand?"

"Yes!" Konan replies sharply without missing a beat.

"Y- Yes..." Shizune averts her gaze, still quite nervous due to her past.

"Yes..." The third one, Kurenai Yuhi, looks at Kai sourly. She did not think one of her heroes would be so eccentric... to say the least, from pranking them to suddenly acting so strict!

'Wait... he just said that we still aren't full-fledged Genins. Damn it, Yuhi! Step it up! What if he was testing our awareness back then and I failed?' Her red eyes instantly grow determined by a notch, surprising Kai as he felt she was quite annoyed until a moment ago.

Whatever pleases them, he shrugs internally. In fact, he chose three different types of students because teaching different things will tug on his mind and may just inspire him. Or he may learn from them instead. The path of learning, after all, never stops!

Seeing their reactions, he still nods while cackling inwardly about how easy it was to scare them, at least Kurenai. That was fun. While he plans internally to scare them with various means to 'train' their response and reactions, he speaks out loud, "Let's start with your introductions. How about your names and reasons for being a Shinobi? As for likes and dislikes, if we truly become a team, we'll figure it out eventually. Konan, you start."

The amber-eyed bluenette nods, "I'm Konan. I wish to become a splendid Kunoichi that does not face hunger and starvation again. For that reason, I entered the academy to better myself."

Shizune and Yuhi flounder a bit as they recall Konan's origin and realize the gravity of her words and aspirations. In this world, just wanting a peaceful and stable life is a dream worth working for.

Kai nods and looks at Shizune who stammers, "K- Kato Shizune, Sir... I want to become a Kunoichi because..." her pitch-black watery eyes dim for a moment, "I'm sorry. I still don't have any concrete plans..."

"Nothing to worry about," Kai's words surprise Shizune as she looks up and feels assures by his nonchalance, "Not knowing ambitions are not a problem. It's staying stagnant and using this as an excuse. For what it's worth, I am truly pleased that you graduated on your merit."

Shizune nods hurriedly.

He finally looks at Yuhi who puffs her chest out proudly and tries to act like the model Genin for others to learn from, "Kurenai Yuhi, Sir! I studied in the academy and trained because I aspire to become a Kunoichi and Shinobi as great as Senju Tsunade and you!"

Kai nods calmly and smiles, "Well, I have high hopes if you really aim to be like one of us. For that, I will similarly train you all. I will hold you all to my refined expectations so do not expect light training. But before that, look, behind you. What do you see?"

The trio looks back and sees an unused farm.

"A... farm, sir?" Yuhi gathers her courage and answers, not willing to get it wrong.

"Hehe," Kai chuckles and shakes his head, "I see the fertile ground, similar to our village. I see weeds sticking out— An imperfection to our village's foundation. And I see three young Genins who wish to defend the village and their families. Weeds are uprooted. Why are you staying still? Go, go, go!"

There is a moment of enlightenment on Kurenai's face. She is amazed and she stares at Kai in admiration before jumping past the fence and pulling the weeds.

Even Shizune looks touched by the trust in his voice and starts to pull weeds.

Only Konan sees the truth. In her excitement to learn from her 'boss', she failed to remember his true infamy.

She failed to recall the stories of pain and suffering recounted by Mikoto and Kushina when they were on his team.

She failed to recall the Legend of Crazed Mission Maniac...

She looks back at him, thin and alone. Her amber eyes widen as he gives a wicked grin and winks at her as he would during their personal time or when he steals bites of food from her.

Konan realized this instant.

She fucked up.

Alternate Title: A Sincere Teacher

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Konan, Shizune, and Yuhi lay on the farmland with their limbs sprawled as they watch the evening sky with a beautiful amber-orange glow. The three of them, after such hard labor, are drenched in sweat. Their shirts and shorts stick to their tiny forms.

Each of them is brewing with different emotions at this moment.

'Kai Sensei... he isn't angry at me for what happened back then,' Shizune sighs in relief, her expression brightening just a bit. Although Kushina and others who were targeted by Dan back then made it clear that they did not hold anything against Shizune, she still felt nervous around them and guilty. It's something only time would heal.

'Hmm! I did well. The weeds are no more. My evaluation should reflect my enthusiasm, too. Truly, Kai Sensei has great foresight. He used this farm as a great analogy. Even Guest Sensei Nono praises his skill in Genjutsu. I can learn a lot!' Yuhi has an excited flush despite her body being fully sore at the moment.

'Yes... there is no escape... only darkness surrounds me. I thought a lot but even if Mikoto and Kushina-san could never escape this problem until Hokage-sama had to ban Kai-san from taking D-rank Missions... how can I stop him... It's better to use this as training... Shizune and Yuhi still don't know what is going on...' Her amber pupils watch the sky quietly in desolation, 'But they will.'

[Earned 2 SP.]

Kai almost cried but he just puts on a professional smile after pimping out his new disciples for SP and greets the old farmer. In reality, Kai is well-known amongst the old and the crippled of the village who issue D-Rank missions for support.

As three young girls lay on the ground, sweating and exhausted, their caretaker laughs and brings the approval for the completion of a mission. This image does not look good in ANY world, much less here.

"Alright, you three look quite tired. Try and walk, since this is the first mission completed successfully, I will treat you all to a nutritious dinner."

Yuhi's gears turn and she sits up, "Mission?"

Even Shizune and Konan sit up as the latter has a look of anticipation. At this moment, the Bluenette is alone in her desolate thoughts but if others join her in despair... wouldn't that be great?

Kai chuckles and nods, "You all did great. Completing a mission on your first day as Genins. Well done. I'm glad I will get to teach such an earnest bunch."

Yuhi and Shizune blink before they stand up in a hurry, "Sensei!" The crimson-eyed darling of their batch has a bright grin, "I will do a lot more missions and be like you!"

"I will try not to disappoint," Shizune has her own look of determination and Konan stands up, too. By now, she realizes the sad truth and presents a hollow smile with a blank gaze—

'I see... it was right in front of my eyes. They're all crazy.'

--

Kai didn't just want to slave away his team. No. He is an instructor now. Although the trio have good physiques and are quick on their feet, something he noticed yesterday as he was making a teaching plan internally, they need to fully exhaust their bodies once. Be it Taijutsu or this, once they fully exhaust it and feel sore later, only after that could he make any progress with them. So, the quicker they passed through this phase, the better.

As expected, when he met them at the entrance of Senju Compound just because it is closer to him than to them, he notes their tired expressions and the stiffness in their movements. But he doesn't acknowledge it. Instead, he greets them and leads them to the mission center before picking a mission to weed another farm.

On the third day, Kai brought them to fix the fence of a troubled elderly.

On the fourth day, he brought them to chase after Tora, a cat.

On the fifth day, he brought them to chase after Tora, the cat who ran away again.

On the sixth day, however—

"Sensei!" Kurenai finally flounders from her initial reverence and questions sharply, "All the other graduates like us have started to train! For instance, Obito is already bragging that he is training Taijutsu with his instructor! Or, Asuna! He was saying that his instructor already taught him Ninjutsu!"

Although Shizune didn't want to be this rude, she silently supports Kurenai while Konan has an inquisitive look. While the bluenette knew their instructor is a Mission Freak... he is an even greater training freak! She felt Kai would have started to train them by now.

Instead of answering straight, Kai laughs, "Good, at least, you have the strength to complain today. Let's go, that damn Tora ran away AGAIN! You would think his owner would have already changed cats."

Kurenai grinds her teeth while Shizune sighs, feeling soar—

'Wait... I don't feel soar...' She notices quietly and then her eyes widen for a moment. There is only one reason for this change— her body is adapting and growing! She is supposed to be the Iryo Nin of the team and also has an interest in this art so she has read a few books on this.

"I'm not chasing after that cat again!" Kurenai rebels!

"I will!" Shizune suddenly steps out, leaving her team behind as Kai looks back and nods with a smirk, "Good."

Kurenai's lips part and she scoffs before jogging up. Even if she doesn't want to chase after the cat... she also doesn't want others to become a better 'student' than her. Konan shrugs but as she walks with ease, she realizes the truth, too. Unlike the duo, she has been training intensely. But all this intense training is for short periods. This is the first time she has been using her body extensively for hours!

In a 'real' world without chakra, this would hinder their growth... but this is the REAL world, as real as it can be with Chakra.

--

Kai dismissed the team on Sunday to let them rest. They need it... for what is about to come.

On this fine morning, Kai finds himself in the Hokage's Office once again. The old man's eyes are practically glowing as he reads the report on his desk and nods, "So, there is some progress with Kushina-kun... good."

Knowing full well that a 'Perfect' Jinchuriki that is neutral to the village instead of being fully loyal will be seen as a threat, Kai and Tsunade decided to keep Kushina's strength under wraps.

As for the small commotion that Kushina caused after achieving this balance, it was swept under the rug by saying she lost control and Tsunade beat her to submission. But, Kai has to say that Hiruzen is MORE trusting compared to others in his position. Had it been Danzo and someone like him or Minato learned Hiraishin, the bandaged cunt would be shitting bricks just out of paranoia.

Thinking for a moment, Hiruzen looks at Kai, "Any news from Jiraiya?"

The Hokage knows that Kai did ask Jiraiya to learn the Sage Mode but Hokage also knows more about Jiraiya's limitations. Until the Toad Sage gets approval, he cannot teach this to others easily.

Seeing the boy release an exhausted sigh and shake his head, Hiruzen sighs, too, "That's a shame... Hmm, you saw how dangerous Kushina can be. Do you think you can handle her when the situation rises with your skills?"

"I think that with Hiraishin I can try and reactivate the seal. But the Bijudama is too great," Kai lies through his teeth even when his Railgun can pierce through that mass of chakra.

"That move is what makes Tailed Beasts so dangerous," Hiruzen chuckles and eyes the boy, "So? How is your experience as a trainer?"

"Well... I think I am getting somewhere with Mikoto. But really, Tsume can be trained the easiest—"

"Your students," Hokage groans, a little envious of his youth and 'luck' as he smirks cheekily and replies, "Ah, my team. Yeah, I can work something out of them. It will take time, however, like it took Sensei 2-3 years to get us to a respectable level of strength. I can reduce this time since it's not mandatory for all of them to learn Iryo Nin... but it's a useful Ninjutsu and refines chakra control. I don't want them to skip on it."

A gratified smile touches Hiruzen's lips as he sees Kai making plans for his team and adding safety nets, too.

"Good. Although there is no immediate hurry... try to help them master their basics completely in 3 years, at least," Hiruzen chuckles.

"Is that a mission?" Kai's gaze twinkles but his hopes are shattered when the Old man shakes his head and replies, "Of course, not. I wouldn't force you in this manner. This is just a good timeframe to keep in mind. The conflicts are brewing once again, after all."

'Could have said that this is a mission,' Kai scoffs internally and nods before taking to his leave.

But once he returns home, he finds Nono and Mikoto waiting with hungry gazes while Kushina has a proud, smug smirk!

"Fine, fine, see, he's here! I will show you how much better I am," Kushina sighs in mockery and blushes when she feels Kai's stare...

After all, in her peak of strength, it wasn't Tsunade who beat her but... Kai... and then her butt went red from two proper slaps...

The phantom pain still made her butt clench unconsciously but she... and her partner vows to avenge their buttcheeks!

Title: The Discipliner!; Redhead AND Red Ass!; Tomato Cheeks Baby!

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The situation is rather simple. Kushina talks. While she doesn't with other Shinobi of the village who scorned her out of fear, she certainly is a chatterbox around her 'friends' which also means a giant monstrous ball of despairing fur that questions its decision of 'helping' Kushina every night because she would sincerely return to just chat for two hours...

Two hours...

Two FUCKING HOURS!

But at this moment, this ain't about Kyubi.

Hiraishin is an extremely versatile Jutsu that revolves entirely around the Shinobi's personal seal. Kai could teleport to these marks in a second, he could even bring others to these points as long as they are in contact with them. There are other diverse uses, too, for instance, teleporting an object from one seal to another.

In this case, Kai does not need to teleport alongside them. But this move has its own restriction. First, the seal cannot move and because this move's essence was to send the target independently, the user cannot make a seal on himself. Second, because of the first point, the user needs to form another seal every time or use it through an object which makes its use understandable in the eyes of experienced shinobi.

Of course, two users of Hiraishin can cooperate. Usually, their private seals mean that they will not accidentally transport to another's seal, but if they cooperate, the fatality of this skill increases by many folds.

And then there is the enhancement from Senjutsu Chakra. When this is used... most of the restrictions of the Hiraishin are lifted to some extent. With just this skill... any person should remain content.

But damn it!

Kai wants a tailed beast or something similar for the grind!

At this moment, He, Mikoto, Kushina, and Nono are in a forest near the Land of Rain. Wherever Kai goes, he would place the Hiraishin seals, and since these seals are permanent, Kai now boasts qualifications for travel guidance beyond the comprehension of OG travel guide— Sakumo Hatake.

In the forest, at this moment, everyone stares at Kushina with amazement, even Kai. Last time he had to smack down the eager rebel but this time he could observe patiently.

She is coated in visibly glowing orange-red chakra that seems to have turned her red tresses into clumps of flowing flames behind. Her skin radiates with chakra as two 'horn'-like chakra constructs grow from the side of her forehead but Kai knew it was in the appearance of Kyubi's ears. Her violet irides take on a crimson glow and her round pupil now morphs into slits. Strangely, however, unlike the usual 'beast' chakra form where she is covered in filaments of chaotic chakra, Kushina's surface has marks. In the center of her forehead is the [Strength of Sage Symbols] but unlike its usual orange glow, it is pitch-black and contrasts with the cloak of chakra on her.

Next, right above her chest, on the region of her collars, six black tomoes are imprinted at an equal space. The swirling mark of the Uzumaki Symbol adorns the sides of her shoulder, too. Straights black lines criss-cross on the frame of her body.

"Amazing..." Mikoto whispers. Nono nods, too, and adjusts her glasses. The sheer power radiating from Kushina has them on their edges. But then they glance at Kai who could make this beast submit and then they realize how much he must be holding back when sparring with the.

"Do you know why your chakra cloak is so different?" Kai suddenly questions, "You've had this over a week now. Ordinary chakra mods of Tailed-beasts cover them in filaments of chakra, tails sprouting out, and forming chakra constructs similar to their special body part."

Kushina grows silent. She has been working on herself this week, after all. But she utters a groan and pouts, "Kyubi won't tell me, dattebane!"

But then she looks a little confused and adds, "He did say it's because I'm an Uzumaki but refused to add anything else."

Kai, of course, understands how this chakra mode works.

It is highly similar to [Lightning Cloak Technique] and [Sage Mode] where the user can utilize a special composition of chakra to enhance themselves. Lightning Cloak relies on Lightning Nature Transformation and Sage Mode relies on Nature Energy.

'So, the only real difference... if Tailed Beasts can grant strength from chakra, it means their chakra is more special than ordinary ones. They are said to be made of chakra... so maybe each Tailed Beast has its own composition of chakra different than humans? How does Kyubi's chakra differ from us and other Tailed-Beasts?'

The group did not choose to arrive so far from the village just for talking.

Silently, Kai and Nono step away while Mikoto stands out. Her sharingan already whirls to life with three tomoes in each eye as she observes Kushina carefully while unsheathing her tanto. The moment the Uchiha blinks, she finds Kushina's face right in front of her— a few centimeters away!

Mikoto's eyes widen but then she blinks and chuckles wryly, "I can't even put you in Genjutsu..."

At this moment, Mikoto is in a dark space. Kushina is giggling impishly while still in her chakra mode but behind her, Mikoto sees a gigantic behemoth whose eyes remain shut as if the Uchiha isn't even worth its attention. Mikoto quickly pulls herself out of the reverse genjutsu that was reflected on her due to the sheer difference in raw qualities while Kushina still stands in front of her with a wide grin.

"So? I'm the best, right!" Despite all this strength, she quickly looks for approval with smugness flickering in her gaze as Kushina smiles and flicks the adorable nuke's forehead, "Of course—"

"Ehm," Kai clears his throat, making Mikoto's smirk wider as she winks at Kushina, "— my fiance is the best in certain manners. Combat strength happens to be one of them."

Kushina pouts while Mikoto steps back, not really keen on challenging Kushina at the moment. Over the few months of being an instructor, Mikoto has gained some fame to her name. Her record is stellar and with Kakashi, Yahiko, and Anya, her reconnaissance team has completed one B-Ranked Mission, too. It's a great record because aside from Kakashi Hatake, Yahiko and Anya are still genins officially.

Because of her recent experience, Mikoto has developed more maturity. Well, she has always been mature when dealing with 'kids' like Kai and Kushina but the stability gained from surviving bloodshed and dangerous missions is a whole different situation.

Next, Nono steps out. Even if the difference is clear, she specializes in Genjutsu. What Kushina presented to this mistress is not despair but a grand challenge.

If she can pull Kushina into a Genjutsu... that would just mean she has grown greatly in this regard.

Of course, her specialization did not mean she is worse at Taijutsu or Ninjutsu. Kai saw to it that specialization does not become any of their weakness!

But... no matter how hard Nono tried, she failed, and only at the end does she conclude what Mikoto did at once because of her Sharingan.

"So... it's true that putting a Jinchuriki into a Genjutsu is an unimaginably hard task..."

Kushina nods with a grin, once again filled with pride...

But...

Nono isn't the least bit 'gentle' as Mikoto or 'straight' as Kai. She's a manipulator. Her calm and gentle facade hides a terribly interesting monster that slips out rarely. Only someone tough like Tsunade and Kai can really keep her in check.

This is one of those moments.

Her eyes brighten behind her glasses as she licks her dry lips, "But it's not impossible. The quickest way to put you in genjutsu is to have mental fortitude greater than you and Kyubi combined! But that's not possible for me... hehe, so, I can only develop a Genjutsu that influences Kyubi through you. Not a Genjutsu that uses the six senses to control the opponent's chakra... but a Genjutsu that is volatile! A Genjutsu similar to a net! You will struggle against it, but it will still be around you due to its loose structure!"

Kushina suddenly hears a bark in the back of her mind, "Kill this crazy bitch! Quick!"

Kushina pouts and ignores the ranting of the demon on her shoulders and scoffs at Nono, "You can try. But every genjutsu can be broken!"

Nono just snickers and doesn't speak more but she already has a loose structure in her head. She is very efficient in this manner.

Finally, Kushina looks at Kai and reports arrogantly, "In these seven days, I learned a few things! I won't lose as badly!"

"Oh... oh you dumb little... tch, you use my strength and still don't even have the fucking confidence to say you can win?!" Kyubi's tired groan spurs Kushina as she retorts internally, too, "Alright then, dattebane! You control my body. If you can win against him, I will do whatever you say!"

Kyubi goes silent while Kushina scoffs internally again.

Meanwhile, more than curious about her growth, Kai steps out. He doesn't use the Lightning Cloak, Sage Mode, or Sage Transformation. His body is too strong already and while Kushina does get enhancements similar to Sage Mode, her body has been weaker than Kai's by a great margin despite the resilience of the Uzumaki Clansmen.

At this moment, Kai quietly waits for Kushina to make a move. He wouldn't take her lightly even if he is in Sage Mode. Why would he look down on her?

The only reason he could grow so quickly is his trait and his addiction to grind. But Kai could feel that his end point is the same as others. After all, even his trait shows a limit of 1000 points. So, the only difference between him and them is his pace of growth. That's all.

'Besides that, Tailed Beast Bombs have too many applications aside from just shooting blasts and explosions. Rasengun is based on it. If I can form Frostgun and other techniques... why can't others?'

Unknowingly, a smile spreads over his lips. A smile that shoots a chill down her spine and successively, ITS furry back!

Alternate Title: Nono's the Textbook Creep

A/N: I think Naruto's chakra mode is different than others not because of Kyubi. In my headcanon, there can be two reasons. Because he is the reincarnation of space jesus or because he is an Uzumaki and they will have a whole lore explosion in this fic soon enough.

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"Go on," Kai snickers, "Show me what changed in these—"

His voice is cut short when two claws made of orange-red chakra tears out of the ground underneath and grab his ankle, surprising him momentarily. He glances at Kushina's feet with understanding flickering in his gaze as she giggles.

"Surprised? No, now you're feeling comprehension... wait, now it's confusion— oh, wait—"

"I get it," Kai rolls his eyes, "You can sense emotions and your chakra can form solid at will. It passed through the ground from your heels and only became solid now to grab me."

But then he laughs, "What am I feeling now?"

As expected, Kushina has a strange expression and she stares at him dumbly. Now he felt her confusion and surprise.

'Anything can be translated into Chakra. This was also the base of the skill [Chakra Empath.] Hiding it is also a convenient thing to do,' Kai, however, stops doing that and once again stares at Kushina as he lets his gaze roam. She has a lot to grow so clearly, he couldn't think about her as is but hey, he could imagine, right?

Kushina instantly grows flustered and hisses, "Stop thinking that! Whatever it is you are thinking!"

Kai suddenly reappears behind her, his hand whipping out and smacking right onto her chakra-coated perky bottom as he reminds her, "Sensing emotions and keeping calm after sensing them is a completely different matter."

Pain flares on her bottom as the convenient 'numbness' also brought a strange sense of relief as she grits her teeth and a giant claw made out of chakra shot out from her back, slamming Kai against the tree and gripping him tightly!

She quickly turns around, glaring at him but Kai chuckles calmly, "You always had great chakra control. I can assume that you can form solid chakra constructs out of any part of your body... so why are you restricting yourself?"

When it came to training, despite his actions, Kai remains serious. It's a moment of growth. It needs to be taken seriously. His question stumps Kushina while Mikoto and Nono think seriously about what they would achieve if they has this strength.

"Because we're humans. Hands, more often than not, become a part of the body used the most extensively. We are capable of controlling it to a great extent even if it's made out of chakra," Kai answers and clears Kushina's doubt since this is really just an instinctive reaction. Kushina, too, would have noticed this after a few battles but at their level, these battles can prove fatal. The quicker she learns more about herself, the better.

"But since you can form anything... you could have wings on your back, and blades of chakra shooting out in all directions. You could turn your body massive, too, like a giant beast or something. After all, you are one of the rare individuals on the planet who does not need to care about chakra expenditure. You can willingly form layers and folds of chakra to increase your defense, but turning it solid would lower your speed. Heck, you can propel yourself forward by pushing chakra down like actual springs."

As Kai kept on going, not only Kushina but even Mikoto and Nono were in a daze. Not only them, but Kyubi also sat wide-eyed as its skill is beings dismantled in front of its eyes.

'Seriously... who is this kid?'

Kyubi's large eyes blink dumbly.

The next second, Kai smiles gently, "But of course, the mind can only do so many tasks at once even when fighting. Our bodies instinctively prioritize actions based on our experience and training. Right now, you can only form hands because it's the easiest. If I were the enemy, next time, you should extend solid blades of chakra and skewer them."

Kushina gulps. Even though she couldn't have realized the destructive potential of such a skill but Kai always thinks of ways to quickly kill the enemies in the mission. It just so happens that the quickest ways are often brutal.

Kai once again disappears from the grasp of chakra but this time another hand forms out from Kushina's butt, directly attacking him as he snickers, "Good, learning the pattern," but then his hand still smacks, and disperse the chakra hand, his palm landing a swift smack that makes her jumps slightly with a yelp once more!

Ugh*

Kushina seemed to have imagined hearing Kyubi's groan but Kai's words soon calm her, "Is this what you practiced in seven days? It's good that you can control these chakra extensions greatly."

He shrugs. This kind of skill would truly catch others by surprise and his compliment, thus, is a sincere one.

But he soon adds, "If not on yourself, add folds of chakra on the construct you create, specifically, the area you want to defend. Else, anyone with higher strength can destroy it."

She huffs loudly and turns around, rage building in her gaze but this time she has a serious look, too.

"This isn't all," she retorts as two giant hands grow out of her back but this time, both of these hands form a seal. Just as Kai and others focus on the seal, Kushina uses her unimaginably quick speed to arrive before Kai with a sneaky grin, "Gotcha—"

A palm held her face and slammed her into the ground with web-like cracks spreading out as Kushina hears the mocking tone, "Bitch, please. I could see that attack miles away. Next time, actually form an attack to attract attention. You have only trained but haven't been able to go out on too many missions... the last time you seriously fought was during Dan's betrayal. You need more time to adapt to the tactics with such a skill."

As he pulls his arms away, Kushina pouts, still unharmed as the cloak disappears from her body.

"This isn't fair! You're younger than me! Why can't I defeat you?!"

"We're both the same age," Kai deadpans.

"Tch, not physically, dattebane! You cheated and grew by 3 years! Mentally! I'm older mentally!"

"Nah, mentally, I'm way older," Kai shrugs and states the truth but when you have a package so great, nobody cares about the honest interior and his truth goes unnoticed.

--

Kyubi sits silently in the dark space. Its gaze flashes in contemplation. It rarely feels so strange but aside from the sensation of the damn 'log' between the hindlimbs just because its jinchuriki is a sleepy slob and would be on top of the youth religiously every night, Kyubi feels more aware...

That's the right word.

Aware.

'Ever since I was sealed here with the other half in that Old Bitch, I've constantly felt a sense of loss. The longer the Yin Half and Yang Half remain separate, the more permanent this situation will grow until its irreplaceable.'

'Without coming into contact and using Ninshu... we won't get to know what the other one has felt and experienced. But the truly troublesome thing is...'

Kyubi's gaze flickers. It could view everything around Kushina. She still hasn't fully grasped just how many things she can learn and achieve with their new relationship but that isn't Kyubi's concern. Since she 'stole' its chakra, she deserved to die, too... well... that's what Kyubi consoles itself with.

'The world is shifting because of it. Uzumaki is supposed to be the arrangement left by father but they're the cause of it! Khe! The irony... but if I can feel it, my other half will, too, and so will the other tailed-beast. To 'cut' me open and break the balance of Yin and Yang has dangerous implications. It's been years. It was extremely minute at first but I can feel a sliver of the cause that led to our creation...'

The beast's gaze turns worried, 'It would not be the case if the Yin half or my half was sealed in another dimension or even destroyed. One of us would have gotten enough strength and kept it sealed. That is why we can't die. A living creature's purpose in life is to die. It's the cycle of life. But our purpose is to act as a seal...'

It suddenly grumbles and lies down silently, 'Whatever. Actions have consequences. If the world is set to be doomed, I hope it's my bijudama that acts as a straw that breaks the Hippo-Camel's back...'

Just at this moment, all of its tails stood up and it felt a firm grab on its 'base.'

"Damn you two!"

It howls in anger!

"Hmm?" Kushina sleepily wakes up. Her head is pressed sideways on Kai's chest as she can feel a lot more than his calm heartbeats. But she's used to it. The firm grip on her cheeks is as comforting to him as it is lying on him for her.

'Did someone shout?'

She lazily lets her gaze roam. Mikoto sleeps on one side and Nono on the other. It's really training in its own way to sleep peacefully between all of them.

Must have been the wind.

She shrugs and quietly lies down.

--

Far away, in a distant, mountainous region with the bare minimum of vegetation but large chunks of dark red rocks and huge boulders, a pure-white-furred rabbit with ruby-red eyes suddenly sticks its head out and looks on vigilantly.

Its cute snowy-white ears twitch at times. Even in such a dusty region, not a single speck of dirt marred its skull-sized body. The whiskers on its face tremble and sway softly by the dry wind.

It quietly watches the surroundings and finally moves out.

A tiny white body bounces and hops on a large scale of dark red dirt.

Tsssrshrhrhrhrh*

A soft rattling sound blows and is guided by the wind, letting it reach the rabbit's ears.

The cute ball of fur comes to a stop, afraid of making any sudden movements.

Its ruby-like beady eyes once again observe the surroundings and it feels something 'crawling' behind.

Shaaa*

A venomous Red Soil Rattle Snake suddenly pounces on the rabbit from behind. Its sharp fangs are laced with deadly poison but it falls to the ground. The snake promptly cuts off its attack and doesn't let his tail rattle anymore. Its pitch-black eyes stare at the Rabbit with fear, love, awe, and an innate reverence.

The Rabbit silently keeps on looking at the snake. The rabbit's pupils reveal a look of animalistic hunger, unlike its cute appearance.

It is as contrasting as the white rabbit on the large scape of red earth.

Phew*

An arrow pierces the snake but it doesn't coil in pain. Its gaze was already empty.

And the hunger in the Rabbit's gaze is long gone, too.

"Miss Shiro Akane! Hmph, you just love watching me get worried, running off so far from the village and all!"

A tall, bronze-skinned woman with a somewhat muscular frame walks up to the rabbit and picks it up in her embrace before pouting in a matter unbefitting her frame.

She looks at the snake and feels a little strange...

Something felt missing. As a hunter by hobby, she has great aim but lacks the necessary knowledge of the animals so she cannot pinpoint what is missing.

But still, she huffs and strokes the Rabbit's head lovingly while walking away.

A lone white in the world of red.

A predator hid in the body of a prey.

A Hunter who is willing to get skinned for a furry creature instead.

If it's not coincidental irony...

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"Hmm~ you're finally back and even grace me with your original body instead of a clone. Have I been that good?" As Kai enters the underground construction within the TI Department, publicly known as the Intelligence department, an almost sultry... nay, a totally slutty coo welcomes him. With her jet-black straight hair tied into a low ponytail, she wears a white lab coat on her curvaceous form and glances at him from a distance.

Not replying to her directly, Kai lets his gaze roam around... the large room. It's her fault that she's standing in the center of it next to the key point of interest and thus attracted more curious glances.

Unlike Fukushu's— the Second Priest of the Jashin Cult— room, this was quite spacious, like a hall. In the center, with many metal tubes injected into its body is a giant 'ball' of dog heads that are snoring quietly. Their muzzles have transparent masks connected to thick tubes that stretch and connect to the ceiling of the facility. On one of the four walls, a shelf filled with materials extracted from this Chimera Dog is sealed in glass tubes of various sizes. The other three walls are turned into various zones. One of them has a few mechanical tools to research, another one just has a simple desk with a journal and the strangest of them all is the lunch table...

Only the likes of Orochi and Tsunade wouldn't throw up in this room due to their extensive experience in such matters. A distinct odor of disinfectant fills the room, too. Right now, Orochimaru is writing a few things on her clipboard and beckons him over with a gesture and chuckles, "I heard you got a team for yourself. How quickly time passes. You're all grown up, hmm."

Kai shrugs and replies, "They still have a lot to learn and train. Especially when it comes to Iryo Nin... so? You're focusing on Cerberus instead of Fukushu?"

"Cerberus is easier to understand and conclude my findings upon. Fukushu... needs time. As a human, he has the resilience to torture and loves it. There is nothing I can really do to break him at the moment and even if I did, I feel that he doesn't know the true nature of the Jutsu used on him itself. He speaks the truth when he says that he got Jashin's blessing through a ritual."

"A seal maybe?" Kai muses out loud but she shrugs, "Don't know. At the moment, my time is better spent on this Cerberus. Say, you have a good relationship with the Inuzuka Matriarch's daughter. Could you get me a pack of dogs?"

"And get my dick bitten off?" He scoffs, "There are better ways to research this dog, no? Did you find out why this body doesn't have a limit?"

She understands what he's talking about. By nature, there aren't many lifeforms that impeded oneself. For instance, this dog cannot move or do anything else but bark. It cannot even eat and is naturally supported by chakra. This Dog's specialty of growing heads is also the reason for its downfall. But they realized early on in their research that this dog isn't meant to be so extreme. Yes, there are living beings who would hurt themselves naturally, but this Dog isn't one of them.

So, something must have been changed within it.

"Its limits are permanently removed..." Orochimaru narrows her eyes, "All living beings capable of wielding chakra have 8 special tenketsu in our chakra coils that restricts the flow of chakra, also called the 8 Gates. Opening the limits without care means overflowing chakra, i.e, the physical and spiritual energy. The Kumo's research team sought to better the beast and not only damaged the chakra coils of the beast but also opened 5 of these gates."

Kai looks at the sleeping beast with a thoughtful expression and asks further, "Can I look at the complete report on the damages?"

She hands him the clipboard and remarks, "I'm still formulating the rest but the observation on the beast's chakra coils is already concluded."

As he looks through the report, Orochimaru crosses her arms and leans on the nearest metal device for probing the beast, "Tsunade had something interesting to say... something along the lines that you've completed my work?"

"Just the rough framework," Kai snickers, "Your appetite is too big, Orochimaru-san. But yeah, the seal I developed is a step forward for you, too. In a manner that you may not necessarily have to risk your soul."

Her slit yellow pupils brighten and she licks her lips, "My appetite is just fine for me. It rather leaves room for a lot more," she lets her tone slur a bit and questions, "So? When am I getting invited to the happy event?"

"Oh, I'm not marrying now," Kai shrugs, "They still think I'm too young for it. I'll let you know, I've babysat Mikoto's half-brother twice now. I'm practically an expert on cleaning diapers... using my clones."

"Hmm? Who said anything about the marriage?" Her words finally pry his attention from the clipboard and let it settle on her as he frowns, "Then... training? If you want, you can stop by in the morning."

"Maybe they are right... you are too young," Orochimaru is a little speechless at this point, and understanding flashes on his expression, "Ah, you meant that. Eh, if you really want to join, sure. Who am I to stop you? Did you know, Nono already has developed a Genjutsu with you and me doing it, both of us are male in that."

The nonchalance and the show Nono is watching by now make Orochimaru even more speechless. Deciding to stop 'teasing' the youth since it has lost all its effect, a rather hearty smile forms on her pale, oval face, "It's good to know that. But onto more important matters... I assume that Tsunade didn't come because you didn't leave her with the ability to walk, right?"

Fully knowing that she's just eager to know what he and Tsunade have been doing away from her, Kai just laughs, "If you're into it, sure."

He really isn't the person who should reveal Kushina's chakra mode or Tsunade's Mokuton and Sage Mode.

Pouting, Orochimaru huffs. But none of the coyness could be seen in her gaze. Instead, she struts toward Kai this time and leans onto his back. Her hands slip from under his arms and then tap the clipboard in front of him while she practically breathes into his ear, "It's rare for us to be alone like this." Her subtle, natural fragrance is too arousing to be ignored.

But suddenly, the figure behind Kai wavers and disappears altogether. Orochimaru is still leaning against the machine with her smile broadening further, attaining a wicked quality.

Even before she can speak, Kai smirks and looks at the clipboard, "What can I say, you taught me well, Orochimaru-san. To not be cautious around you is similar to letting... well, turning into a chick and believing Jiraiya has a great secret in his room. I'd be fucked in both situations."

At this point, he feels her on his back once again. Instead of tapping the clipboard, her hands slip from under his arms and roam over his chest through his shirt as she whispers, "But you only prefer one of these situations, don't you?"

Her breath is as alluring as possible. The brush of her lips against the corner of his lips as she leans over his shoulder from behind makes his throat dryer by the second but he nods and admits, "Yeah, I think I would learn a lot from Jiraiya."

She laughs but doesn't let go, like a snake. But her hold isn't ruthless one bit. "Is that so? And what would you do with all that knowledge?"

Setting the clipboard on the ice chamber not far from them, Kai hums thoughtfully, "Hmm, with all that knowledge and power... that's a good question... It has to be used on someone, right? I'll look for eager volunteers."

Her nails gently scratch on his flesh and she lets out a soft whimper purposely, "Maybe a volunteer is not far away. Maybe she is tired of these fingers already..."

'Damn it,' Kai restrained the urge to turn around. The thirst is real! 'Think Orochi as a dude, wait, no, that's stupid. If I accidentally get a boner then... then I will truly be lost. Think something. Quick. Oh... got it. Hiruzen and Biwako doing it... she's hot but... ew...'

He calms down rapidly and his eyes suddenly gain an odd twinkle.

"So?" Orochimaru pursues, "No one is here. And I'm not like Tsunade. I can actually show you a whole new world~!"

But then... her expression freezes and she pulls back slightly. The figure in front of her disappears alongside the clipboard in front of her and she turns her gaze to look at Kai, opening one of the eyelids on the beast with his other hand holding a clipboard.

All the 'lust' on her face disappears and a sincerely impressed look adorns her face as she smiles and questions, "When did you do that?"

"A few seconds ago. But you caught on way too quick even without your Sage Mode..." he huffs in annoyance, making her giggle as she walks up to him but doesn't jump him. Instead, she stands next to him and asks curiously, "So? What do you think?"

"Maybe in a few years? I really think getting in some more experience before relieving the duties your fingers have to endure would be better for me."

She rolls her eyes slightly and smiles, "I meant, the result of this observation."

Since Kai wouldn't speak of what he and Tsunade have been upto, she could either wait or push herself into their closed inner circle. Instead of being passive, she would take the latter approach but even she can only do so much at once. So, pausing her antics, she now decides to get back to work.

"I think... I can heal it? Well, healing is a big word. I can restrain the changes in its body. It's clear that the genetic ability, better known as Kekkei Genkai, of this beast, is thoroughly screwed. Wait, I may be going off the track but is it possible that our Kekkei Genkai can be controlled by the intensity of our chakra? So, what will happen if we permanently open our eight gates?"

"We die," Orochimaru replies with certainty but Kai isn't too eager to accept such an answer. Putting a mental pin on this thought, he remarks, "Well, we start slow. I'm here to help, after all. So, as I cut off the affected chakra coils, do keep things in close observation."

"Cut chakra coils?" Orochimaru raises an eyebrow.

"Yeah," Kai smirks, "Great skill to have, I'd say, when such a dangerous mistress is after someone."

She coolly matches his gaze with an obvious smile and gestures for him to continue. After all, it's just the two of them. They can take their time for certain things.

Alternate Title: This Mama is Scary!; Jiraiya IS The Hottest Sannin... Objectively

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Kai's body transforms in almost an instant by now. Ignoring Orochimaru entering her sage mode as the purple mark around her eyes grows prominent— the only indicator is whether she's in Sage Mode or not, Kai starts to inspect Cerberus. As the reports state, the beast's Chakra Coils have tampered but this really speaks more of Kumo's research division. Like Konoha, they must be researching Cerberus and Fukushu to learn their secrets and apply whatever possible to themselves.

Just because this dog can endlessly grow heads doesn't mean that its strength will be useful to humans. The world doesn't work in this manner or there would already be a supremely advanced race of sentient beings that could fart and crack planets at once! But Orochimaru's and Kai's wish is to only study the beast and learn its secret. The village's wish is to apply this strength to whomever it can so the war potential of the village grows!

With her senses enhanced, Orochimaru watches and observes Kai's chakra seeping into the beast. His hand is connected to one of the heads of the beast and she frowns at the realization that Kai's chakra isolates the four of eight more volatile tenketsu points that control chakra and limits it to the body's favor and keep the physical and spiritual growth in check.

"I've been thinking for a while now," Kai suddenly speaks up, "But I grew by three years because my body adapted to the enzymes and your Cursed Seal... but the major cause is that my body unsealed a few of my eight gates, right?"

"Hmm, it did. Eight Gates holds secrets to more than just physical strength. Until now, Konohagakure only has one verified jutsu that opens the Eight Gates for strength. It's temporary. But... what other mysteries it holds are beyond me," Orochimaru sighs softly, "I feel small at times like these."

"But excited, too," Kai snickers.

"Exactly." A like-minded smile touches Orochimaru's lips but her eyes suddenly widen while Kai's chakra forms a seal on all four of these points!

"What?!" She blurts out as Kai continued to meticulously form the basic chakra storage seal that he formed during the Second War to keep his chakra hidden.

"I could cut off these Tenketsu, but that's a permanent change. Even with Senjutsu, I cannot easily heal Chakra Coils. Every living being has a different composition of yin-yang and elemental natures in their chakra that forms their talents and Kekkei Genkai. But this... temporary method should give us some time."

Under Kai's and Orochimaru's eyes, the body of the dog begins to 'deflate.' It's still large. But tens of its sleeping heads begin to disintegrate and vanish into chakra that spread around and dissipates at a breakneck pace down to its last strand of brown fur.

Its lone head is still asleep but other tubes and mask dangle from the ceiling aimlessly.

Turning around and facing a somewhat peeved Orochimaru who didn't let her emotions show on her surface, Kai smiles, "See? We can finally take more solid steps."

"It's annoying to admit that I didn't realize such a simple method," She sighs and looks at her clipboard. Why the hell did she research so much?

"Don't be so hard, even I feel the same sometimes. A third party's observation helps at times," Kai shrugs and speaks from experience before pulling up the beast's lips and checking out its sharp fangs, "The only one who would really benefit from this research is the Inuzuka Clan. But Kumo already knows of the way to deal with its ability to regenerate heads and that's to unleash their gate points."

"Why are we so sure it can regenerate its head without a few of its Gates opened?" Orochimaru questions and Kai stops. That's a valid concern.

He looks at the beast and uses the [Sage's Scalpel, cutting off the Dog's head clean, and even before she could reproach at such a hasty and 'uncultured' mannerism, both of them frown. Two more heads grow out and their hateful eyes fall upon Kai but its heads are instantly cut off once again!

Three large canine heads now litter the floor but their frown turns deeper as three heads grow out. This time, Orochimaru moved, too. She cut off one of the heads while Kai dealt with the other two.

This time, however, instead of four, only three heads grow out and Kai looks at Orochimaru.

He seals the beast's two Gates once again and two of the heads crumble into bits of chakra while the main head yowls in pain.

Kai's and Orochimaru's expressions brighten upon seeing this and she brings over the sleeping serum running through the tube and stabs the head of the beast once more. The beast's pained yowls grow weaker in seconds and it sleeps once more!

"So, its regenerative skills are directly related to two of the eight gates," Orochimaru muses, "But after that, the other two should be the work of Kumo. So, the beast can naturally grow three heads during a fight but once it rests, its body must close the gates and two of its heads would disappear. But it's likely to bring too great of a pain to this Cerberus and this mental trauma could be one of the reasons for its rabid behavior." She feels she isn't far from the truth.

Kai's gaze is filled with interest, too, and he remarks with a kind and sincere smile.

"Only one way to find out and conclude our findings, Orochimaru-san... we can even test the limits with three and four gates opened now we know this."

She smiles, too, with extraordinarily sincere intent. Like a kind, loving, and gentle mother of one unfortunate soul, she nods and speaks in a tone saturated with mirth, "Indeed. Only one way."

In the dimly lit dark room with a few large canine heads around them, both of their yellow-slitted pupils match and their grins grow eerie by the second.

--

Tsunade's brows are furrowed tightly in concentration. She has many projects she paused for this— Rinnegan, Fukushu, and Cerberus. Not to mention the side project of Kai with the Uchiha eye turned into pure chakra using [Chakra Origin Seal] and other stuff that she has taken an interest in. But of them all, none came to her as easily as Mokuton.

After all, her clan's records have a lot of Mokuton Jutsus and she even has the base to learn the same Sage Mode that Kai learned, too... but she distinctly abhors those 'Monkey' skills. She doesn't need drunken taijutsu, bojutsu, and a nature-altering skill that makes everyone horny. No, thank you. She just wants to learn how to brew Somarasa and drown in its drunken glory and gamble all day long!

Just the recollection of its sweet taste makes her distracted—

"Tsunade-sama, focus," Katsuyu, on her shoulder, like an angel, chides and fights off Tsunade's devil sitting on the other shoulder.

"Alright," she huffs and silently trains in Shikkotsu Forest. Her hand weaves a few signs before thick roots and branches tear out of the ground and slam forward.

Most of the basic Wood-style Jutsu involves restricting the enemies. It directly speaks of her Grandfather's nature. He didn't like the act of killing and would usually restrain his enemies— drain their chakra and disperse it into Earth, too, at that. After all, absorbing foreign chakra recklessly is the quickest way to get some form of chakra poisoning.

But... the more offensive Jutsus were out of her class at the moment. This spoke even more of Hashirama.

He was... a genius. A God of Shinobi. His talent and skills when it comes to ninjutsu were close to no other. A man in his own range and class. Even with Tsunade's expertise, she had a tough time coming close to what he could do in his prime.

At this point, Katsuyu reports, "Tsunade-sama, a few scouts of the Gecko Clan are making their way here."

"Again?" Tsunade rolls her eyes and activates her Sage Mode before transforming into one of the 'dead' trees in the forest that glows quietly and illuminates the dense vegetation.

In a few minutes, she 'sees' three large bull-sized invisible chameleons crawling past her, and after a short observation, they left.

Tsunade sighs seeing this. The forest has yet to calm down after the destruction Kai and Kushina rained down on the area in their pursuit to have her achieve a better relationship with Kyubi. Seeing the results, Tsunade did feel that all their work was worth the result. Aside from polishing her skills now, Kushina could only be defeated by a few in the village, and that, too, not because of low physical parameters but the lesser experience.

'But... I'm not one of those individuals.'

Tsunade feels a little heavy and burdened. She could 'accept' Kai being stronger than her after some point. In the end, Tsunade didn't chase strength crazily. She chased enough strength to protect what she wants to protect. But still, she would be damned to let her other two former students cross her!

The younger generation surpasses the older generation?!

Screw that noise!

Tsunade IS young! She can be as young as she wants to be now, damn it!

Sage Mode easily covers the physical difference... but being a brawler wouldn't help her. She is good with Yin-nature release and made Iryo Nin out of it. It's practically impossible to defeat her in a single blow or even tens of it because she'll heal and get up...

But the problem is...

She is the dumb cat who taught the tiger disciple EVERYTHING. A cat should keep some tricks to itself, she didn't. Kushina and Kai have their variations of Strength of a Hundred Seals and Mikoto is making her way there, too alongside Nono. They all can use her prized Jutsu— Creation Rebirth.

So, the only viable option left for Tsunade is to learn new tricks.

Again...

Kai will most likely learn them even if she doesn't teach them to him. He and Orochimaru are obsessed with training and learning new things.

But...

Wood Style contended with the strongest Uchiha and even made Kyubi its bitch, right?

If she practices it to a certain degree, she should keep a firm position on the top, right?

Transformed as a tree, Tsunade has a rare moment of introspection.

'Competing with children... is that how low I've fallen?'

But then she recalls Nono's cheeky remarks and then she deadpans.

'All of them deserve a proper beating... no doubt about that. Especially my Paper Bitch.'

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"Ah..." Tsume comes to a stop as her nose twitches for a moment in front of a training ground. The team behind her, too, stops and peer past her by tilting their bodies sideways to see a group of girls lying on the ground with exhausted expressions but anyone with sharper eyesight would notice the satisfaction in their exhausted smiles, too. Sitting on a chair made out of solidified dirt and soil, a youth looks proud of his handiwork. He soon turns to face the group standing near the entrance of the ground and waves at them.

"Hey, Tsume, come over," Kai waves to his former teammate and self-proclaimed beta and calls her over as she and Kuromaru skip forward with her team. Like Kai, Tsume and Minato had gained a team of their own. Tsume came to teach a group of two guys and a girl, one of the boys being an Uchiha. And the other one is a youth in a green sleeveless jumpsuit with an orange scarf around his neck.

Kai knew both of them. Yahiko does not only complain about Kakashi but also his self-appointed rivals— Obito Uchiha, and Might Guy. The girl, however, Kai did not know about aside from Kurenai's exhausted ramblings at times.

It's already been three weeks since the start of the new year and despite the chilly winter, his team has been making steady progress. This month is all about laying a foundation so instead after the second week, Kai, or rather, his clone, started to accept 2 D-Rank Missions every day. It's already their third day doing this routine.

Compared to Team Kai, officially known as Team 6, Team Tsume, otherwise known as Team 9, has started to train and progress more toward ideal shinobi practices. But seeing the exhausted trio barely sitting up and wearing their thicker clothes to protect from the cold, Tsume turns to look at her team and frowns for a moment.

"Alpha, I have decided! I'm gonna use my team to weed out as many D-Rank missions as possible!"

While the other two pale, the one with thick glossy black hair and even thicker brows suddenly grins, "Yes! If I can't complete 2 D-Ranked missions in a day then I will run around the village 50 times!"

Kai looks at this shining star of the new generation already on the grindset far beyond his age and nods, "Your team ain't bad, Tsume. Teach them how you think it's appropriate."

"Sensei, why did you bring us here?" Finally, someone that could be considered the most flamboyant out of the individuals, even when Kai and a rather stunningly overdressed Kurenai are present, speaks up. He's got a head full of spiky, unkempt short black hair, and wears a pair of orange-tinted goggles similar to windshield strapped around his head alongside a pair of blue jacket, trousers, and a white shirt.

Roufff*

Kuromaru smells Kai's wrist but then whines and returns to Tsume's side with a disappointed whine.

"A clone? Alpha, you're busy with something important?" Tsume raises an eyebrow. After all, Cinnamon is always attached to the real Kai.

"A clone?" Yuhi blurts out in surprise.

"Sensei, you still haven't told me why you brought us here," Obito huffs.

"Let's do D-Ranked missions! Should we chase Tora again?" Guy laughs with a wide grin.

"Uh, just what is going on?" The only girl beside Tsume in team 9 questions as her tattooed cheeks puff up slightly and her brown eyes flicker with confusion. Her tattoos aren't similar to Tsume's red fang marks as they are two purple rectangular strips diagonally covering half a cheek each.

"Leave them to me," Kai shrugs, "Original wanted to ask you something. He's waiting for you in the pad."

Tsume grows thoughtful and she nods, 'Maybe it's my turn finally...'

"Ehm..." Tsume's cheeks flush with excitement unconsciously and she adds, "I should let Kuromaru stay here, right?"

"What, no," this time the clone shakes his head, "He's an important reason why the original is calling for you."

Tsume's eyes widen and her beast-like vertical pupils shrink!

'Does... Alpha wants to show dominance by...' She doesn't think anymore and looks at Kuromaru. But she still leaves with a heavy heart. She's his beta. She can't deny his commands now, can she? Maybe Kuromaru will just love it, she wonders quietly.

With Tsume leaving, Kai looks at Yuhi and sighs, "A clone has been training you for over a week. It was a test. You didn't manage to find that at all. The original was with you for the first week entirely but you did not observe him well enough. In fact, I've been laying some clues for a while but you three still didn't observe. Tsume noticed one such clue instantly and found the truth. That's the difference in experience."

Seeing his disappointed visage, all the satisfaction in the trio's hearts for completing two missions barely fades away quickly and they lower their heads, pondering the situation.

"Tch, you're just lazy," Obito has his arms behind his head, "Many Jonins like to take a break and let their clones do their work for them. Some genius you are... Unlike you, when I become the Hokage, I will work hard!"

"Did I ask?" Kai looks at the boy strangely when Konan gasps, "I got it! Whenever you brought us to missions... you did not chat with those who issued the mission!"

Yuhi's eyes widen in realization and so does Shizune's.

"Not only that," Kurenai suddenly sets her hands on her waist and remarks smartly, "I just realized that Sensei ordered 5 bowls of ramen in Ichiraku ramen but during the first week, he always ordered 4 bowls."

"Correct," Kai nods. He expected Konan to find some clues sooner or later by herself but Tsume's sudden blunt words merely quickened the pace. Kurenai, however, exceeded his expectations but he knew that his expectations were low this time around because observing a pattern while completing a mission is easier said than done.

Shizune lowers her head, "Sorry... Sensei. I still cannot remember any clue."

"Don't be," Kai pats her shoulders and suddenly, Konan and Kurenai have the urge to speak but one look from Kai stops them. Especially Kurenai. She really wanted to get her record even more perfect by being the quickest and the wittiest like in the academy days.

Meanwhile, Shizune feels strange. She looks up and then at the arm on her shoulder.

'Why isn't this hand on my...'

"Ah! Got it!" She yelps, "You only pat my head and not Konan-san's or Kurenai-san's! But you didn't for some time now!"

Kai's smirk widens as Shizune's words bring an inexplicable sense of disappointment in the other two.

"See?" Kai's hand finally falls on her head and ruffles her hair, "You just had to think a bit harder."

Shizune nods with a grin.

'Is she still Shizune?' Obito, Guy, and Rin looked at the girl. She would barely speak during the academy after the incident but now she looks like a completely different person.

With this task done, Kai looks at team 9, "So, it's no secret that your team leader has hots for me. But I expect you three to not follow the same path as her."

Obito's expression turns bleak, "Who would do that?!"

"Calm down," Kai chuckles and waves his hand, "While she is away, I will be teaching you for the time being. Now, I've come to understand that you two want to beat Kakashi?"

Obito and Guy instantly look a lot more attentive, "I won't change the way Tsume teaches you. So, I will teach you a few tips that would increase your efficiency in Taijutsu. Before that, go warm up. 20 rounds around the ground. If you can't do that, then make it your goal to complete this task eventually—"

Before he could even complete his words, Obito and Guy dashed out.

"... Sensei, do you really need to teach them? They're morons."

Kurenai looks at Kai with an indignant expression while Konan rolls her eyes and mutters under her breath, "Why don't you just wag your tail like Kuromaru, too?"

"I heard that," Kurenai looks at the older girl sharply and scoffs.

"I know," Konan narrows her eyes, "That's why I spoke."

Shizune smiles wryly. While they were classmates, Konan and Kurenai did not have many interactions outside of their curriculum and now, after spending time together, the two opinionated girls have formed a form of confrontational relationship while Shizune remains neutral.

Kurenai always wants to impress the 'teacher' with her actions and answers. Konan, on the other hand, is already annoyed at such behavior because Kurenai has cut her off many times in pursuit of perfection.

"Alright, if you have the strength to speak, you have the strength to—"

Before Kai could complete his words again, the trio lost all their mannerism and slumped on the ground. He smiles at their antics and looks at Rin, "Tsume told me you're going to be the medic of the team. Rin..."

"Nohara Rin, Sir," she speaks promptly as he nods, "Right, Nohara then. Tsume wanted me to teach you and the girls together. But you must have started to read a few books about it, right? While others are training and resting, I'll be clearing a few of your doubts."

Rin blinks in surprise. Everyone in the village knows by now that all of Tsunade's apprentices know Iryo Nin. Of all of them, be it Uchiha or Uzumaki, only one is considered the best...

Kai.

Rin's expression brightens and she feels exhilarated. These kinds of chances are hard to come by!

--

"So... you don't want to pound Kuromaru to submission and then make me kneel and clean you up...?"

Kai and Orochimaru still look dumbstruck by the equally confused spiky brown-haired girl.

Roufff*

Kuromaru barks again, uncaringly licking Kai's hand and trying to reach Cinnamon to demonstrate his brotherly love.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Kai, honestly, is appalled. From Hiruzen questioning his choices by implying that he may attract little girls to Tsume now questioning the very foundations of his sexual integrity, Kai wonders where did everything go wrong about his reputation.

Tsume, however, snickers lightheartedly and shrugs, "Well, that's fine then. So? Why is she here?"

Tsume zeroes in on the source of the ominous 'stench' that even keeps the Inuzuka girl on her toes. Orochimaru's sincere and gentle smirks widen but Tsume doesn't lose her cautiousness one bit.

After all, the stench is evident.

The stench of arousal.

'This bitch is a competition!' thinks the actual bitch.

Alternate Title: Exclusive Shizune Pats!

A/N: Kai on his way to becoming that op master who everyone can learn from like chinese mc and then grow to rise up like 'phoenixes.' Why not phoenix AND dragons?

Cause there can only be one dragon.

This world cannot endure two. Same is the case of two tigers in the same jungle!

Ps: I think that Rin is actually the peak sakura version... but, I don't think Sakura is trash either. Have you seen her adult form and all those doujins of Sakura? Especially Sunahara Wataru or Naruhodo?

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Tsume silently sits on the cushion with a rarely seen ponderous expression while Kuromaru sat next to her quietly. Kuromaru, in the end, happens to be a trained Ninken and adopts a similarly silent state as his master. Kai and Orochimaru sit quietly, too.

Kai had explained everything from Cerberus to the fact that they found a way to replicate its ability and its danger. Of course, trying to replicate Cerberus' ability on a human is not only dangerous but stupid. Even with their method, the recipient of such power would lose his mind eventually and enter a streak of self-destructive tendencies. Shinobi are not Gods. They cannot achieve everything they desire...

Just yet.

At least, that's where Orochimaru's and Kai's ambitions meet and intersect.

"It really sounds like the clan's beast-man combo and if we succeed, Kuromaru would be better," Tsume holds her chin and looks conflicted. On one hand, the threat that this method poses is very real to her partner. But on the other hand, Tsume and many other Shinobi and Kunoichi innately pursue strength. Of course, Kai kept it to himself that he had perfected this technique by using the grind but such an 'easy' way shouldn't be handed out. Never.

It's not easy for Kai to put Tsume in such a situation, too, but he does do that in the end. Tsume has always been good to him but never took him for granted and was never an easy person. So, just handing the best way to help her... it didn't sit right with Kai. He would respect her decision even if it meant her losing out on a major advantage.

Suddenly, Tsume slaps her cheeks at once as if trying to wake up and takes a deep breath, "It's not like me to feel bad. Kuromaru wants to get strong. I want to get strong. I won't become the next matriarch just by jumping around with my team. Even in the rank of Jonins, mum is weaker compared to other clans. I and Kuromaru want strength!"

But then Tsume pauses again, hesitating. Just words can never ease her heart. After all, a Ninken forms a bond greater than other familial connections. A partner a shinobi can trust even with closed eyes! It's not just loyalty that grows between a Shinobi and their ninken but trust, affection, and even camaraderie.

Seeing her fall silent once more, Orochimaru is about to speak to lure the confused darling but as if sensing her intent already, Kai gestures for her to remain quiet. The silence itself feels stifling to Tsume. She could take time to decide. But again, the options were simple— Yes and no. The more she thinks, the more she believes she should not change her values and let go of this opportunity. But conversely, she also believes that power shouldn't be the sole reason to risk Kuromaru's life. She loves him, after all.

Indeed.

Love is a weakness, of that Tsume has no doubt. This weakness is felt even more now than ever before. Her love for Kuromaru is greater than her infatuation for Kai but that's not something Kai feels annoyed about.

Just like how everyone is a part of his life and can never replace his aims and goals, he, too, is a part of their life and not the central pillar of their life.

Tsume's breathing slowly shifts to rough pants. Her emotions are quick to agitate in such situations. Despite her declaration, it's hard to squeeze out the words that should be spoken by someone like her.

Woof*

Kuromaru barked while nudging his snout against Tsume's shoulder. This only made her lower her head while biting her bottom lip. She could 'talk' with Kuromaru through intentions similar to how Kai would converse with Cinnamon using intentions alone. Kuromaru's answer seemed rather clear but in the end, it's Tsume who must speak those words that could possibly seal the fate of her Ninken.

Although Tsume is ready for the possibility of Kuromaru's death in a battle... the sight of it cannot be easy to take. Every Kunoichi and Shinobi is expected to be a tool and a weapon... but not even all the elites of the village can say that they are weapons.

Clenching her fist, Tsume nods quietly.

But Kai isn't happy with just a nod. He furrows his brows and remarks calmly, "Say it: You answer."

She looks up and stares at Kai. There's a moment of reluctance and anger toward the alpha in the beta's eyes but seeing him stare in return, she thins her lips and whispers, "I... want strength. Kuromaru wants strength... he is prepared for the consequences."

"Are you?" He raises an eyebrow. The petite beastmaster shudders for a moment and nods.

"Say it," He narrows his eyes and seemed intent on making this as difficult as possible for Tsume but this time, after the initial agreement, she feels 'lighter.'

Instead of feeling indignant towards Kai, she simply realizes she has the option to deny it but chooses not to. If she's denying the easy option... she cannot expect to half-ass her way into the harder choice.

"I am prepared for the consequences," her tone turns sharper, "Kuromaru may die, but that's a risk we both are willing to take."

It may sound humorous but Tsume instantly felt a wave of hesitation once more.

Maybe she shouldn't have done this.

Maybe she can still back out?

Maybe she can wait for other Inuzuka members to try it out and until this method is perfected, she can wait it out.

But all these are just thoughts of coping with the eventual regret she may feel burdened with if Kuromaru dies. And with that burden or regret... the eventual guilt could just crush her.

Yet, if this method succeeds and other members of the clan grow stronger quicker, she may never get the chance to reach the top of her clan.

But she can only think of these things. It's hard to be stone-cold resolute when the life of one's own friend is at risk. A hypocrisy in the world of killers but Kai felt it all too well. He is the same. But to him, it's better to be a self-aware hypocrite than an ignorant, righteous one.

He leans forward to pet the top of Kuromaru's head while speaking calmly, "It isn't easy. But what if it fails?"

She takes a deep breath and stares at Kai indignantly. Now he's just being mean but seeing the silent somberness in his gaze, she holds back her tongue and shakes her head, "I don't know then..." her tone shifts to a more annoyed one, "Just do things carefully... I've never seen you make a mistake. I'm sure you won't fail..."

"Obviously you haven't seen the mistakes we committed during the research," Orochimaru smiles at this point but her words spook the petite Tsume quite a bit and she glares at the reptilian cunt. Yet, at this point, Kai smiles, "Wait here. I'll try my best."

With that, he and Kuromaru disappeared.

--

Within a discreet patch of clearing in Shikkotsu Forest, Kai crouched in front of an unconscious Kuromaru. Seeing the hound sleeping peacefully, Kai takes out a fistful of brown fur from his pocket and a vial of blood. Sitting down cross-legged to be more comfortable, he soon pours the viscous blood on the top of Kuromaru's head and as the blood flows down in a small stream, he sets the fur on his head, too.

Had Orochimaru been here, she would have screamed and clawed Kai's hair out for such a casual way to start a dangerous 'experiment.'

But it wasn't an experiment, was it?

Despite having similarities, Kai and Orochimaru are essentially different. Orochimaru, for the name of progress, would work ON even her closed ones if she doesn't have any other option. Kai... wonders if he would have been the same without his trait, but these thoughts still cannot keep him awake at night. He's simply built differently to not fear the consequences of hypothetical situations.

He wouldn't experiment on Kuromaru or play with Tsume's emotions.

He didn't need to.

[Chimera Cursed Seal (10/10): Allows the user to add another ability onto the senjutsu cursed seal and let the target wield a genetic ability not belonging to it. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 5% at every level. Increase the speed of formation of this seal by 5% at every level. Current Chakra Consumption: 4800.]

Kai weaves his senjutsu chakra to slowly form this seal but in reality, it merely takes him a few seconds.

This seal is even beyond the scope of the seal Orochimaru used to grant Kai the Sage Transformation and a Kekkei Genkai, but the foundation is the same.

For basic cursed seals, the 'ability' to graft onto the target is the enzyme and the medium of Orochimaru's senjutsu chakra which gives others reptilian and snake-like features most of the time. Of course, the Sage Transformation, in the end, will be different for everyone but Kai simply adapted to the snake origin more than Orochimaru even and turned into a dragon. This is a way of creating Kekkei Genkai, but limited to one Kekkei Genkai alone. And if the user has low mental fortitude, the senjutsu chakra will corrode their minds.

[Chimera Cursed Seal] on the other hand, is a temporary use. It doesn't permanently add a genetic gift but gives a 'form' to the target. Like Sage Transformation, but without added raw enhancement to the base body. While Orochimaru is still in the initial stages of this seal and thought that this seal will not only allow them to mimic Fukushu but also other Kekkei Genkais to a certain extent, Kai knew better.

This seal is only for true genetic gifts. For instance, Senju's Kekkei Genkai is their body and not Mokuton. Mokuton, according to Tsunade, is awakened with nature energy, most likely. The fact that Hashirama Senju used Mokuton even at an early age just spoke a lot more about his affinity with nature energy than anything else.

So, using ordinary Senju genes will not grant Mokuton. Only Hashirama's and Tsunade's will. But...

This seal has other problems.

How to identify what genetic gifts to graft onto the target and what not?

If they are reckless, Kuromaru will turn out like Cerberus, or worse. Kumo already knows the weakness of the beast and that is to screw with the eight limiting tenketsu of the beast and its genetic gifts would become its worst nightmare.

So, this cannot be added casually on Kuromaru. So, even when Kai completes the seal on Kuromaru's forehead, he continues to add supplementary seals to isolate the effect of this skill. Then there is also the problem that Senjutsu Chakra may cause Kuromaru to go berserk so he needed to take care of that, too.

Alternate Title: Guilty Strength

A/N: I wanted our favorite Beta to have a real moment of internal conflict because that's the truly scary conflict.

Meanwhile, the canon heaven and earth cursed seals are incomplete variants of what Kai has because this time, Orochimaru herself mastered perfect Sage Mode. But the Chimera Cursed Seal is similar to the beast-cursed seal that Mizuki has but it just doesn't work for granting beast-like abilities to the humans. It also has a chance to grant kekkei genkai to other humans to an extent. As stated, however, it's hard to just isolate the effect of a single skill that a user wants to graft onto oneself or others...

Good thing that Kai already has a way to isolate it using one particular seal *wink* *wink*. We're making progress in terms of skills boys!

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"Maybe your Ninken died?" Orochimaru's amused hum fills the empty room as Tsume's body stiffens. After all, the bimbo is quick to get bored if not doing her research and she merely set her predatory gaze on the nervous pup not far from her.

Observing Tsume's vicious gaze, Orochimaru licks her lips slightly and narrows her gaze, "My, my, dear Inuzuka. You just sold your partner for power. I'd say we're both the same. Of course, you lack the necessary self-awareness to understand that, but still, a woman hungry for growth knows a similar individual when she sees one, and YOU, are one of us."

"Shut up," Tsume seethes but Orochimaru's smile only grows wicked, "Why should I? Without your Ninken, you're half the Kunoichi you were previously. Even then, you had no hope of stopping me to do as I pleased. Besides, it's all the truth, right?"

Matching the pup's gaze, Orochimaru felt a little better. Only half an hour had gone by but without necessary individuals, life can be SO boring!

What a girl must do to have some fun, no?

Orochimaru's words are like a bucket of cold water that douses the flames of anger burning inside Tsume and the little one scowls. Even being a hothead did not give her the right to mess with one of the Sannins—

Suddenly, Tsume's eyes widen and she snaps.

"You're a woman?!"

Orochimaru giggles, "Finally caught on? It seems to be true that women can catch on to this particular hint quickly. But then again, I did call myself a woman."

"You did?" Tsume looks confused before scowling, "You STILL smell like a bitch-in-heat! I just didn't think more of it then!"

The corner of Orochimaru's eyes twitch as her gout physique and sunken cheeks become fuller at a pace visible to the naked eyes until her generous bust begins to strain her tanned tunic and she quips, "Am I now?"

The 'scent' disappears in an instant, stumping Tsume.

How could the pup know that Orochimaru just wants to get even riskier to have some excitement? After attaining Sage Mode, her strength arguably surpasses the Third Kage and now, her gender-reveal party is one big game for her to raise a reaction from those she wants to. Of course, now that Kai pulled Tsume into a more secretive initiative since this Chimera Cursed Seal of theirs is to be kept secret from the 'formal' facilities of the village, Tsume also became the next target Orochimaru would hint to.

Noticing the lack of a distinct scent of arousal around Orochimaru anymore, Tsume grows a little more cautious. She stares at Orochimaru like a hurt little animal staring at a hunter.

"Of course, even if your Ninken survives..." Orochimaru smiles gently, her face and expression revealing a sense of mirth, "He may just lose his mind. But you gave it all up, didn't you?"

Seeing Tsume's expression changing from anger to reluctant control of it and then cautiousness, Orochimaru gets a greater sense of this girl. Though the girl is wild, she has a mind befitting a kunoichi. Of course, in Orochimaru's eyes, the act of risking the life of a valued partner is not wrong if the benefits are greater than the losses.

But the snake and the pup are fundamentally different.

"Nothing will happen to Kuromaru," Tsume finally hisses and stands up.

"Where are you going?" Orochimaru smirks.

"To eat something, you little asshole!" The pup finally scoffs but before her hand could reach the door, a thick green python coils around her body and pulls her back. The python's body is a direct extension of Orochimaru's arm and Tsume is soon suspended in front of the Sannin as her slitted yellow eyes look at Tsume from top to bottom.

"Careful now," the Sannin as a smile that doesn't quite reach her eyes. She truly is being an asshole, but so what? "Words have consequences attached to them," her intent seems to have grown by many folds after being bolstered by her chakra that forms a suffocating pressure around Tsume. "And I do not believe you can bear those consequences."

Tsume still glares at the sannin. All her caution evaporated and all that remains is pure, unadulterated, and bestial rage!

"Fuc—"

Tsume suddenly disappears and Orochimaru feels the sensation of floating.

Before she can wrap her head around what happened, a vicious slap sends her bubble cheeks rippling before pain surges through her ass and travels throughout her body. But by this time, she falls on the couch once again and her long black hair tied in a low and loose pigtail flips over her head and covers a good portion of her face.

Orochimaru's left arm slowly reverts to a human arm and she tilts over to touch her stinging ass.

It's not a dream.

Without any shame, she walks over to the nearest mirror and slides her trouser down to reveal a pale ass barely held by strangely familiar black panties as a conspicuous handprint now decorates her left ass cheek and her pear bottoms slowly look like a ripe apple due to the rush of blood.

She watches the mark with a daze.

Words and actions have consequences...

But the observant Sannin already knew whose hand this handprint came from. She has observed everything about him down to the last millimeter!

Words and actions TRULY have consequences.

She faced the consequences of her actions and words right now.

A rather forceful show of discipline but Orochimaru hums while pulling her trousers up, "I see why the civilian villages, greater cities, and even the capital of the Land of Fire have seen a growth in masochism. Pain can truly be a delight."

She sits down once again and meditates, not caring if Kai still has any clones around and if she accidentally exposed her ass and her 'insight' into Tsunade's lingerie to any of them.

This time, she has no itch to cause a ruckus and sits down calmly in a rare moment of satiation.

--

"—k you! You bitch, I'll—" Tsume comes to a stop when she finds herself in heart of a damp rainforest, and the sight of Kai's deadpan expression fills her with more fear than Orochimaru could ever hope to inspire in others.

"A- Alpha? No, uh... I wasn't calling you—"

"Nah, don't worry. I'm way more impressed. From your decision to appropriately risk things for power and then even verbally lashing out at Orochimaru," Kai smirks and helps her stand up. Her vertical pupils look around and she questions curiously, "Where are we?"

"In the Forest of Death," Kai replies. Of course, he wasn't going to bring Tsume to Shikkotsu Forest. He didn't even bring Mikoto and Nono there.

Her gaze zeroes in on the unconscious Kuromaru and she rushed out. Quickly crouching near him, she inspects her Ninken and then lets out a sigh of relief.

"Is he alright?" She looks at Kai with a panicked expression as he nods calmly. Not the kind to troll and say shit as— Kuromaru died, Kai walks over and crouches beside her, "He needs rest, is all. The seal converges a new type of chakra, similar to Iryo-Nin's healing chakra. I've also added supplementary seals that reduce the negative impacts so you and Kuromaru can use this seal anytime you wish really, and for as long as your Chakra can hold out. But initially, Kuromaru will have to bear some irritation for a few days whenever he activates the seal. And you need to train with him all over again to get to the same level of partnership as before."

By the time she understood that he was fine, Tsume already stopped focusing on Kai's words, prompting him to smirk and knock his knuckle on top of her head, "This means, you cannot go out on missions and need a few months."

"Can I train with you?" She suddenly looks up at him with glowing eyes as he shrugs, "Sure. But only two times a week. I've got other stuff, too, then another stuff, and yet another stuff."

She nods hurriedly, not daring to demand more and already happy with the 'grace' she's been blessed with.

"So... what does it do? Wait... before that, was Kuromaru really in danger?"

Tsume looks at her ninken once again when Kai chuckles, "What do you think?"

"He wasn't in any danger... maybe," Tsume still sounds unsure but Kai replies with ease, "I guess you'll never know. Though, I know. Maybe you can beat the answer out of me eventually."

She huffs but still gently pets Kuromaru's head.

"I was fucking scared..." She mumbles eventually.

"You should be. Power is a scary thing. And not everyone is like me to be so self-controlled."

Now Tsume felt there is something deeply wrong with this statement, but she also holds unimaginable respect and adoration for Kai and has been trying to get under his thighs for the longest time so she doesn't think too much about it.

--

While Kai and others were happy to deal with their own situations, startling news struck Suna, Konoha, and Kiri.

The composition of the Nine Tail Beasts has always kept a semblance of balance. One tail is extremely powerful in the deserts and holds a unique territorial advantage while Kumo, Kiri, and Iwa have been 'gifted' two of the bijus. Finally, Konoha itself retained the strongest of the nine beasts. But this leaves one of the nine bijus out.

Of course, it doesn't roam free. It simply cannot roam free. In the era of Hashirama Senju, many talented shinobis who survived the warring era formed their own villages. Aside from the five powerhouses, there are dozens of villages out there. Some of them have already been annexed by the large villages.

But of them, one shinobi had great talent and the remaining Jinchuriki originates from this shinobi's village.

However, news of Iwa and Kumo sending more and more shinobis around this village has sent a wave of major concern to all the other villages.

In the second war, Iwa and Kumo were in alliance with Kiri. But now, Iwa and Kumo seem to be competing while Kiri, despite the distance, is gravely threatened by their ambition not to mention Suna and Konoha.

Yet, many also believe this seems to be a probe not directed at any of the other three villages or the large Shogunate Dynasties but...

The lone power that won the Second War— Uzushiogakure.

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In an underground hall, a figure seems to slide out from within the ground as if it was part of the earth like Orochimaru's own skill and Kai's [Sage Art: Earth Travel.] It simply isn't a display of pure chakra anymore.

"Did you find him?"

A rather deep voice with rich timber echoes in the silent and large cavern and this strange white and humanoid figure with facial features that are twisted into spiral snickers without a mouth.

"Of course!" His tone is joyful and playful, "He's in Konoha but I couldn't get close t'him. That place has seriously changed! Like Woah! You don't check up on someone for a decade and bam! Danzo has betrayed Konoha, new elders, a frightfully strong new generation! Oh! Oh! Even your plan 'bout Uzu failed!"

All that meets this strange creature made out of suspiciously white-caked stuff is silence until a soft hum of acknowledgment echoes.

"Keep an eye out. Make sure that Rain is weakened... keep on spreading confidential info from one nation to another... And tell me what happened to Uzu."

Alternate Title: Hands Rated E for Every Cheek; Woken up to Reality; A Decade is a Long Time Buddy.

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[Sage Arts: Divine Severing Waves (3/3)]

[Sage Arts: Water Prison (3/3)]

[Sage Arts: Vacuum Wave (3/3)]

[Sage Release: Storm Cloak (2/2)]

[Sage Release: Vacuum Prison (3/3)]

[Sage Release: Vacuum Point (3/3)]

[Sage Release: The Formless Eye (10/10)— Transforms Senjutsu into Yin nature to form an eye connected to the user's sight at a distance of 100 kilometers. The formless eye only grants regular vision. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 5% at every level. Current Senjutsu Chakra Consumption: 1800/hr.]

While Kai did need a lot of focus to create and grind the [Chimera Cursed Seal, he also gave a few of his clones the task to keep on grinding senjutsu variants of the skills he has learned in the same order for the sake of consistency. [The Formless Eye] surprised him greatly because his natural senses in Sage Mode only cover upto 50 kilometers of the area around him, and the regular version of this skill, [Yin Release: Spy Eye, only has a range of 10 kilometers.

At a time of war, this skill could be great!

But despite the notions of war at their doorsteps, Kai remained more interested in research. The [Chimera Cursed Seal, for better or worse, is a breakthrough for him.

Kai simply wants to unify the 'grind' in a single, universal language that covers all the Kekkei Genkai— be it the elemental affinities or the physical boosts and dojutsu. Of course, for physical boosts like Senju and Uzumaki bodies, it's more about genetics and not being a skill. Kai doesn't care about that but these genetics form the secret to naturally using Mokuton and Adamantine Sealing Chains. Now that is interesting.

So, after forming the [Chakra Origin Seal] that converts life into chakra itself... Kai wanted to revert this chakra back to how things were. This is the next step. But... could it be easy in any manner?

No.

Not even for him and his trait.

What Kai wants to achieve is the equivalency of becoming a God.

If he can convert everything into chakra including life and preserve it in the same state before reverting it after 100 years... is that not defying the very foundation of one's belief and existence?

Even in the world of chakra, it's crazy.

Even in Orochimaru's books, it's crazy!

But... Kai is rationally crazy.

If it can be achieved, he only needs to take one step at a time.

That's how he lives his life.

Yes, reverting everything back to normal is a very huge step... but can't this objective be converted into smaller, attainable goals?

The [Chimera Cursed Seal] is one such step.

Kai finds himself in his laboratory once again. He has two paths in front of him, and both of these connect to their dear old prisoner.

Not Dan, of course. Kai almost believes that Tsunade has already forgotten about the poor sap's captured soul. But then again... Dan is kind of the man one would forget unless he throws a traitorous tantrum.

No, he means Danzo.

Danzo, somehow, in an odd twist of fate, is deeply connected with not only the Uchiha but also the Senju. The mad lad wanted to eradicate both clans, no less.

From Danzo, Kai got a sharingan and he also has First Kage's stem cells planted into himself.

Kai could use Chakra Origin Seal on both of them and convert their chakra into Chimera Cursed Seals before planting them on himself and learning more about it.

The only issue is... which should he pick first.

'Well, Tsunade is learning Wood Style at a quick pace and also using Shadow Clones for that... and Sharingan is more about the eye than the skills. Although I did say I'll never get a Kekkei Genkai... heh, I'm still not. Only getting a seal, nothing more~'

Finding loopholes to make himself better hypocritically is simply the best feeling!

And Kai's eyes widened suddenly and he laughs.

"Why not both?"

Although he has tried to replicate Byakugan through sheer efforts alone, he still lacks a lot. Of course, this is mostly due to the lack of 'materials.' If Kai went on a wanton spree of slaughter, he could gain many byakugans but what's the use of that? Byakugan is merely another skill not mastered at the moment.

He could start with Sharingan instead.

Nay, he will start with Sharingan instead. The clones researching Byakugan can do so at their pace. They would disperse every month and get replenished at the start of the month.

Kai first enters the dungeon under Tsunade's manor built by Tobirama himself and then looked at the extremely young, handsome, and comatose Danzo. Whenever Kai used [Mystical Sage Palm, Danzo would slowly recover youth and get a boost in immunity. The former is due to Hashirama's cell and the latter is due to the skill's nature.

Of course, Kai has long sealed Danzo's mind and consciousness in every possible manner.

For Tsunade, both prisoners have lost meaning. In the first place, she isn't the kind to hold grudges for that long. It's simply not in her nature despite what she says. But she also doesn't want to kill Danzo and release him from this pitiful state because of how many clansmen he had killed— including having a direct hand in the death of her father and mother.

After touching it, assessing its quality of it, and taking it out, Kai extracted Danzo's wood...

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Kai stood in front of the glass chamber filled with fluids on top of a stabilizing seal. Within this chamber is a sphere of chakra loosely taking the form of an eyeball with a violet undertone.

Although this is the form of chakra derived from a sharingan that once belonged to an Uchiha named Kagami, the usual scarlet pigmentation of the Sharingan's irides cannot be seen here.

Kai sets down the thumb-sized piece of a dark green wood-like vine and carefully begins to weave his chakra into the sharing in the front. At this point, it's just a masterful display of chakra control more than anything else.

Under his increasingly anticipative gaze, the chakra visibly twists and turns as his own begins to shroud it like a sticky chakra web. Not waiting another moment, Kai shatters the large glass construct as yellow nutrition fluid cascade down on the floor alongside the noise of breaking glass.

It attracts other clones for a moment but then they resume their own stubborn research into Byakugan.

Meanwhile, Kai grits his teeth as the chakra once sealed within the container now brand itself onto his right eye with a searing pain almost making Kai weak in the knees.

The pain may have only lasted for a few seconds in real time but every moment of the sensation of that soul-burning pain still makes Kai covered in a cold sweat.

The physically weaker and mental creatures would need heavy rest after this seal is planted on them, as seen on Kuromaru. Those who cannot bear the pain would fall unconscious and even sick— the main reason why Kai kept Kuromaru unconscious the entire time.

But he didn't have such luxuries.

"Hufffff! FUCK!"

Kai hisses loudly the moment he regains the bearing to do so!

THAT hurt!

He silently looked at the green vine-like piece of wood and grumbled before converting it into chakra.

While the red sharingan takes a violet undertone in the pure chakra form, the green cells stemming from Hashirama take the form of a somewhat lightly orange-gold tinted chakra that gave a rather dignified feeling.

But Kai cared for none of that and felt another wave of terrible pain as the seal brands itself onto the left side of his chest and disappears into his flesh.

It takes time for his chest and torso to stop clenching in pain and then he sits on the chair near to him with an exhausted huff.

But soon, he stands up with an excited expression. Unlike Sage Transformation, the [Chimera Cursed Seal] utilized the Senjutsu chakra that forms this seal to collect nature energy from the surroundings and activate itself. This ingenuity came from Orochimaru instead of Kai and it was also present in the original research for Cursed Seals.

The other clones turn to observe the original carefully as Kai, too, stands in front of the mirror to see the changes.

In his right eye, within the dark pupil of his, a glowing pattern of three tomoes 'sizzles' similar to how his skin would take a darker shade after the illusion that molten lava was passing through him. As the three tomoes rotate like a wheel, his irides take a familiar yellow tone, the whites of his eye turn black, and the 'flaming' glow of the tomoe seals soon comes to a stop and takes a contrasting black color.

Kai leans forward and inspects his eye. Only the right eye shifted since the seal came from a single Uchiha eye but he quickly notes that the effects on his brain and mind are still not reduced in any manner.

"How does it feel?"

One of the clone questions.

"Agitated emotions. It would have been more prominent if this had been my first experience with Senjutsu. But..."

He narrows his eyes, "No skills."

This instantly deflates the clones but one of them nods as if it is to be expected, "Uchihas have great dynamic eyesight and a superb affinity with Genjutsu. Instead of having a skill based on Sharingan, how about you try forming a Genjutsu skill? See if the requirements to level up the skill have been reduced or not."

Another clone instantly rebukes, "Wait, that's wrong. When Bimbo planted us with the cursed seal's enzyme, we didn't get a skill for the enhanced body, yes. But we did get a skill for Sage Transformation that should be part of the Kekkei Genkai. Isn't Sharingan a transformation of pupils?"

"It's because of the cursed seal," Kai shakes his head, "Cursed Seal implants a static version of a kekkei genkai. According to Mikoto, there should be a Mangyeko above regular Sharingan but we can't get that using just this Cursed Seal. Think of it as a Static Skill itself. It cannot level up in any manner and it isn't a result of a grind but another technique, so we won't get a skill either... but if it reduces the requirements of Genjutsu Skills is yet to be seen."

"Fuck that!" One of the clones suddenly grins, "The only reason you branded Sharingan is to get a full experience on how the brain reacts to the chakra and if Nature Energy can bolster the effects of Sharingan. We didn't expect a skill in the first place... try and use the better seal! Did you get IT?"

Other clones look at Kai with bright expressions as he takes his shirt off and activates another seal.

Instantly, the area around his left chest forms a wave of black ring-like seal patterns to spread over half of his body with the same burning look as if the seal is alive and printed on his flesh with fresh, hot brands. These patterns soon turn black entirely. Meanwhile, a small portion of his left chest has not adopted a surface similar to a wooden bark.

These changes can entirely be removed if Kai is in his Sage Transformation but...

He wants to check something right now itself.

He closes his eye and feels the difference in his chakra coil. He feels a greater affinity with water and the earth nature transformation. As he has mastered both these transformations to a basic 20% that most Jonins achieve after 3-5 years of practice in just a single element, Kai has a better say in how this seal is affecting his chakra alignment.

Recalling one of the few Jutsu he could never use, Kai weaves hand seals for the first time in forever.

Anticipation grows wilder in the eyes of the clones and soon, Kai slaps his palm together.

The next second, a tiny flower grows out from the top of his head.

"Hashirama Style: True Vegetable Head."

Kai whispers with utmost dignity and silence descend upon the clones before they burst out cheering!

"Whooo! We fucking got it!"

"Damn right, we did!"

"Try the wooden capsule dick!"

"Nah, first tell us if you got it!"

One of the clones hurriedly speaks out and Kai looks at the screen in front of him.

[Hashirama Style— True Vegetable Head (1/5): Allows the user to create a plant on oneself or a target's head. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 10% at every level. Current Consumption: 300.

Next level: Use this technique 1/30 times OR 2 SP.]

Kai gives his clones a thumbs-up—

And the crowd goes wild!

Alternate Title: True Vegetable Legacy; Eye for an Eye; Future is Now; Danzo's Worst Nightmare; Edgy Eye meets Chad Wood; The Fabled Wooden Capsule Dick Protection

A/N: I sincerely believe that aside from his truly grand Jutsus... Hashirama has more than a few troll jutsus for the sake of practice. And with this, the use of Chimera Cursed Seal is stabilized. Let's see what we can get from Fukushu, lol. We're also slowly getting closer to the forbidden jutsus like Eight gates release and Imperfect reincarnation. Kai still hasn't gotten it only because he doesn't know about the canon in any manner and is just living and exploring things his own way. But as they say, all paths lead to the same destination.

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It's the second month already and Team 6 is feeling great! Chakra, by itself, is a great equalizer in this world but more than the girls, only Kai noticed how prominently their bodies adapted to the physical exertion caused by daily D-Rank missions.

Instead of choosing a mission this morning, reluctantly, Kai brought his team to an empty training ground— one of the many standard plots within Senju Compound. Although Konoha is a 'village,' its size overshadows many major cities of the Land of Fire.

Excitement flickers in the trio's gaze. Even Shizune had grown somewhat out of her despondent shell and her pitch-black pupils held an equal intensity of anticipation if not more in those dark orbs.

"It's been a month since Team 6 is formed. Before anything, you need to answer one question. If you're correct, I will teach you anything you want and everything you feel you don't need but will be the key to your survival."

Kai looks at the trio with a smile as they gulp simultaneously, "If you get it wrong. I will disband this team."

They blink in surprise but Kai has instilled enough discipline in them that they don't act dramatic but instead settle down slightly. It's still a little bit away from spring but the trio hasn't really taken a shift from their usual attire. It's not because of some strange chakra theory or the fact that stronger bodies don't get affected by cold, no.

Kai never shifts from his casual attire and they didn't either. It's as simple as that. Of the trio, naturally, Konan is the most diligent, Kurenai is the most stubborn, and Shizune, believe it or not, isn't a deadbeat emo questioning those around her and her life after her experiences. Of course, in terms of brutal experiences, Konan would take away the prize... if this was a competition.

As their serious gaze lands on him, Kai questions, "Am I a clone or not?"

The trio instantly looks a little bitter.

After the first lesson on 'observation', Kai has only made it harder for them to note if it's his clone leading them for the day or his original body. Whether they got it right or wrong, Kai would reveal the hints daily and change them. In reality, it also happens to be a good practice for him. His trait and skills alone cannot make a great Shinobi. They help, yes. But Kai sincerely believes that it's also because of his own efforts and ability to apply his skills correctly.

Kurenai would usually take the lead and answer by now but Konan is quick to frown this time and hold the eager genin's wrist before whispering into her ears, "We can't get it wrong at all. Let's discuss."

Although Kurenai looks a little reluctant, she holds herself back and the trio forms a huddle as Kai observes them with amusement clear in his gaze.

"So?" Konan questions Kurenai promptly, "Real or not?"

"Of course, real," Kurenai replies in a tone that somehow attempts to set the bluenette off. Giving the crimson-eyed teammate of hers an annoyed glance, Konan soon looks at Shizune who furrows her brows for a moment and then admits, "I don't know."

"Come on, Shizune, it's so simple. Why would Sensei suddenly make this the final test? It's because he wants to rattle us. Sensei took the first week to go on missions with us and since we are supposed to train, of course, he's the real one."

Her sheer confidence wavers Konan and Shizune for a moment.

"But... what if Sensei knows all that and is trying to use it?" Shizune mutters softly.

This makes Kurenai silent and she reconsiders the situation.

Even Konan had a somewhat hesitant expression.

After a few more seconds of hushed discussion, the girls find that having a clear answer is simply not possible.

Kurenai is quick to fall into a swamp of indecision after her thoughts are countered. Konan, too, feels a wave of hesitation constantly stopping her from coming to a decision. And finally, Shizune is the one questioning Konan's and Kurenai's statements.

Seconds turn into minutes and once the duration touches the ten-minute mark, Kai chuckles and speaks up, "Time's up. Only one of the three of you will step out and answer."

This further adds a layer of complication and the trio looks at each other. If it was before, Kurenai would love to step out... but she doesn't have a confident answer now. Her exotically marked crimson eyes avert from Konan's gaze and the girl not only feels guilty for not taking the step but also a bit relieved that she won't be responsible if their team got the wrong answer.

Konan herself has such thoughts. Although her training with one of the older retired Jonins in the Senju clans has been going well, she specifically graduated just to get tutored by Kai. Having the team disbanded now is simply not acceptable! So, in hopes that maybe not giving any answer could mitigate the situation, Konan, too, keeps her silence.

"Sensei," Shizune finally steps out awkwardly seeing that Kurenai and Konan have no intention of doing so, and takes a deep breath, "You're a Clone."

Konan and Kurenai tense up for a moment.

"Wrong," He chuckles, "I'm the original."

The trio falls into silence. Konan and Kurenai obviously look reluctant but Shizune nods and replies, "What will you be teaching us today?"

While the duo is in a daze, Kai grins and knocks on Shizune's forehead before patting her on the head, "I see you've gotten more playful again. Did you enjoy constantly questioning Konan and Kurenai?"

Shizune finally couldn't stop herself from smiling shyly and nodding in response.

Her cheeks flush quickly and she doesn't dare match Konan's and Kurenai's gaze.

"Since you got it right, you get to explain, too," Kai pushes his hands into his pockets and waits as Shizune looks at the duo and smiles wryly, "Sorry... I actually did try to hint at you by constantly questioning your reasoning. After all... just because Sensei says that he will disband the team doesn't mean he can do so. We're already genins of team 6. We have completed over 30 D-Rank missions in a month... Our team is part of the official military strength of the village now and the decision to disband us lies in Lord Third and the Advisor's hands."

Konan and Kurenai look speechless. It certainly cannot be THIS simple, right?

But Kai rids them of this thought as he smiles, "That's right. It's easy to get confused by others' words. Mind you, I'm not trying to ruin my own credibility by using such controversial means but the one-month period has passed and I will train you from now on. Anybody can transform into me and ask you what I taught you and I don't mean Shinobi from our village but spies."

His colder, somewhat distant tone dampens the trio's spirits who are eager to learn, "As Kunoichi, you all will become adults once you become a Chunin. Until you're Genins, you're my responsibility. And I cannot coddle you. You are taught in the academy to never trust anyone. You're Kunoichi, after all. Your mission is your code and its success is your only objective."

Kai shakes his head and sits down on the ground to level his gaze with them, "But... I haven't met anyone who can live to that code. So, the next best thing you can do is be wiser in your decisions and accept the consequences of them."

He pauses and lets them digest everything he has to offer. He can only hope to observe the use of [Jonin Instructor] Title in due time.

"At this moment, I want the three of you to know that you will not reveal how I teach you to others. The contents of these teachings are, however, at your disposal to share as you wish. After all, most things are basics themselves. Things like mission details are never to be shared. Details like your training schedule, and even stuff like your personal hygiene and whatnot that can reveal a vulnerable side of you must be shared discreetly."

Of course, Kai himself did not adhere to most of it but if he taught them to be like him, then he'll be the worst teacher of the century!

Looking at the trio seriously, Kai continues, "Remember, discretion is your friend. I can't teach you who to trust. That comes from experience. And I'm appointed as your trainer so that the three of you don't end up dying to attain this experience."

"What about other codes of conduct?" Konan suddenly questions, "... Are we supposed to act like tools to kill others? Or at least, train to be as such?"

This subconsciously makes Kurenai and Shizune a bit paler but compared to them, Konan could stomach the hard truth better.

"A tool?" Kai smirks, "It's up to you if the three of you want to be a tool or professional."

Knowing the question that is about to come, Kai answers before they can speak.

"A tool, or a weapon, is a mindless object wielded by others— by professionals. The weapons come into direct contact with the worst of this world... the blood, the gore. But Professionals understand that they need to do this not only to survive but to also grow. It could be financial growth, physical growth, or even gaining more experience. You cannot be devoid of your nature in both cases, but you just have to wait and experience what is easier for you to adapt to— A weapon to be wielded, or a Professional who wields the weapon."

"Then what are you, Sensei?" Kurenai questions.

"Oh, no doubt about it, I'm your Sensei." Kai chuckles but he doesn't see the trio smiling. Instead, they throw strange glances in his direction.

Kai frowns seeing this.

'That was a good joke, right?'

It only takes him another moment to realize the hearsay he has committed but Kurenai pouts and delivers a blow so fatal that nobody has ever managed to lay on Kai in this life and the previous one.

"Sensei... aren't you a little too young to have a sense of humor like my dad?" She blinks and frowns cutely.

'Damn you Hatakeeee!'

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Chooo*

"Whoa..." A white-haired shinobi scouting in the desert sneezes and rubs his nose, "Sand really does get everywhere..."

Continued Title: — I'm Sensei!

Alternate Title: Sakumo Hatake— "Welcome to the Dad Side. We have dad jokes... heh."

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"Let's start with the most basic practices. Here's a leaf. Stick it to any part of your body," Kai instructs and hands the trio three dry orange leaves.

"Sensei... of course, we know this practice!" Kurenai is the first to frown but she accepts the leaf nonetheless and sits down like others. Placing the leaf on the center of their foreheads, the trio soon meditates as the leaf remains stuck to their heads. Kai's voice drifts into their ears, "Today is all about the basics so keep it up for 30 minutes."

To the young girls, keeping the chakra concentrated in the center of their foreheads wasn't as hard as staying still for 30 minutes but they had to stay like this. Kai has never given them any reason to not believe his teachings. Previously, Kurenai especially felt a little envious that others from the same batch as her had already started to train in specialized Jutsus but by now, she is calmer... relatively. From 100 points of impatience and eagerness to prove herself to maybe... 98 points of impatience. Her eagerness to prove her worth, however, still is a perfect 100.

Not paying them any attention, however, Kai sneaks out a small handbook from his kunai pouch. Since he doesn't use Kunai but somewhat thicker senbons, he has a lot of space in this pouch for a handbook.

The cover of this book has a man chasing a woman.

Kai begins to read through it with a rather perverted smirk. On the spine of the book, one could read– Icha Icha Paradise.

Another creation of Jiraiya and a rather popular one. The previous book he wrote– the Tale of a Gutsy Shinobi– was meant to be a part of a grand epic but...

Jiraiya REALLY isn't the kind of guy to write super serious stuff. No doubt he is a serious fellow. A few can rarely retain their innocence after war and bloodshed, but Jiraiya thrives on writing about slutty mothers, innkeepers, wives, daughters that came of age, and stuff like that.

And because of this passion, his second book instantly attracted a lot of attention and love. And unlike what others may assume, this book that he published a few weeks ago is not only owned by men but a large number of women, too.

Kai, of course, got a personally signed copy from Jiraiya. But he isn't the only one with this rare copy. Nono got one, too, since it could be argued that she is more invested in this form of literature.

"My man... others would stop you from aiming high. But if you can't sleep with her, there is always her mother. Not to mention... Mitsuro has been constantly sending signals."

Just as he got to the good part, Kai frowns and looks in the direction of the Uchiha Clan's compound. His scowl only lasts for a moment, however, and he quietly retracts his gaze.

'The frequency of that cum-man checking Uchiha clan has started to decrease. Not only the Uchiha but it also took a round around the Senju Compound without anyone else taking notice. Even I only found out because of the daily surveillance through my Sage Mode.'

Even before Dan Kato's betrayal, Kai would spread his senses to make sure nobody is trying to commit suicide by aiming their Kunais in his direction. What can he do? Kai is a nice guy. Of course, he likes to prevent suicide.

He would pick the offenders and throw them down the building with his own efforts instead.

Not paying attention to the creature made of nature energy and a deceptively suspicious white substance, Kai turns his attention to the holy scriptures in front of him. The smut market in the literature category is quite lively in this world but Jiraiya's work manages to stand out despite the competition. It shows how competently well this book is authored.

Time passes on in a blink of an eye and Kai sees his genins opening their eyes one by one. By now, however, the book is safely tucked into his kunai pouch once more. A Sensei absolutely cannot show this side of himself to his students, no?

"Well done," Kai smiles, "Now let's try walking on the tree."

"Eh?" Kurenai and Shizune look surprised as Kai chuckles, "I know it's not taught in the academy but it's not different than sticking a leaf to your body. Only this time, you stick a tree to your feet."

"I will do it first," Konan steps out and glances at her teammates. Her stare is quite plain but she purposely sets it a bit longer on Kurenai which makes the dark-haired girl a little more annoyed than usual. Konan does know a lot more than Kurenai and Shizune. She has her basics built well but due to focusing too much on origami, her development has remained slower when compared to Nagato or Yahiko.

The short-blue-haired cinnamon walks up to the tree and slowly starts to walk on it and continues by stepping under a branch and standing upside down.

After flipping midair and landing, Konan smirks, "I can even walk on water."

Of course, these words are directed at Shizune and Kurenai. The former is undoubtedly impressed while the latter does not let this challenge go unprovoked and she walks upto the tree that Konan climbed.

Shooting a sidelong glare at the 'show-off', Kurenai takes a deep breath and affirms, "I can walk on the tree, too."

Her actions, however, are anything but confident. She raises and presses a foot against the bark of the tree before injecting chakra and building traction. Once she feels a little more confident, Kurenai leans forward and steps up with an explosive jump. Both her feet touch the midsection of the tree but...

They aren't stuck together.

From the explosive movement to the lack of control due to anxiety, and the need to do better landed Kurenai on the ground butt-first. Scowling, she quickly gets up only to Konan snickering.

"Shut up!" Kurenai scoffs.

"Why should I?" Konan shrugs, "I actually did manage to climb the tree on my first try when I started to train but even had I failed, it would not look as bad as flopping back on the ground."

Kurenai grits her teeth with metaphorical flames building in her gaze but Kai felt his attention is better deserved by the last one of the trio and he gestures for Shizune to step up.

"Alright, no quarreling until you can actually kill each other. Kurenai, keep on practicing. Shizune, start your practice, too."

Kurenai huffs and still glares at Konan when Kai's words instantly make Shizune and Kurenai feel a little bad.

"As for you, Konan, while they are learning how to walk on trees, I have special training for you."

Konan's amber pupils light up and she nods eagerly.

Kai smiles sincerely in return and he unseals the storage seal on his hand to reveal a pair of ankle weights.

"You get to walk on trees... with these weights. Good job."

His words instantly shock the trio and suddenly, Kurenai is the snickering one while even Shizune looks a little sorry.

On the other hand, feeling distraught, Konan sighs and simply picks up the ankle weights from his hands and wears them. Truly... what else should she have expected? Her boss is a grind freak. If you can do something... do it again, with weights!

Adhering to this rule, Kai is constantly bulked with almost 20000 kilos casually from the special chakra ore mesh shirt under his tunic to various other weights on his body. He can carry a lot more, but that expends too much. This amount allows him to balance the chakra recovery and expenditure since he does need to keep his soles layered with chakra to pad the pressure from his body or his house would have been long destroyed.

Just like that, they began to train for the day. Kurenai and Shizune do eventually get a hang around walking on trees but then came jogging, skipping and so much more. Konan, too, had to truly give her all this time due to the additional weight but Kurenai could not keep on smiling about Konan's plight for long.

Being smart and intelligent has its own disadvantages.

After all, Kurenai soon realizes that the rest of the team will be blessed with weights soon enough...

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Hiashi and Hizashi are the two unlikeliest individuals to ever be present in the same room in a public setting. Ever since Hizashi became one of the three advisors alongside Yami Uchiha and Aburame's clansman, he and his wife had their Caged Seals removed. After all, advisors of the Hokage cannot be in control of any other individual no matter what.

Even the Hyuga Clan wouldn't be able to come out unscathed if they tried acting unreasonably.

But this also proved one thing.

Traditions are fickle.

If the Hyuga Clan's Elders did follow the code to the last T then Hizashi and his wife would not be free temporarily. After all, the tenure of an elder is not more than 10 years for the sake of keeping corruption at bay that comes from this position.

This also gave hope to those who have been desiring a change since a long time ago.

The Hyuga Clan is divided into Main Family and the Branch Family.

Unlike what others may follow blindingly, Hyuga does not practice inbreeding constantly. There are a few instances, but largely the clan has many outsiders married into the clan. But if these outsiders marry into the Branch Family, they must be prepared to have the caged seal whether they have a Byakugan or not.

This, by itself, cuts off a large proportion of prospects for the Branch Family members. Unlike the Main Family line, who don't have such issues, the branch family's members thus often find themselves in a relationship with their distant relatives.

Although ordinary civilians may be fucking their way to downfall by practicing inbreeding, the Hyuga clan is one of the most 'noble' clans. for a reason. All those with the Hyuga blood in their veins have the talent of chakra without a shadow of a doubt. This is a rare achievement of a bloodline that even the Uchiha and Senju cannot boast of. In fact, only two other clans are publicly known to have such an achievement.

The Uzumaki Clan.

The Kaguya Clan of Kirigakure.

None other.

Arrogance runs deep in the majority of the men in the clan. Being strictly patriarchal, the clan has diminished the value of men over time even if a few from the clan doesn't feel that it is right. Despite their natural talents, the kunoichis of the Hyuga Clan are eventually trained to be loyal and demure partners. Those with exceptional skills are given the task to protect the prodigals of the Main Family.

Today, Hizashi and Hiashi are present in the same room.

Instead of the Hokage meeting them, however, it's a brown-haired ordinary-looking man with a somewhat pale countenance similar to the Hyuga but strikingly black pupils. His slightly sunken cheeks and the cigarette in his mouth would reveal how different he is from the 'strict' and 'noble' Hyuga Members who would even feel repulsed at the thought of blowing a cigarette but...

Here they were.

And the Hokage's information certainly made the Hyuga siblings glance at this man with complicated emotions.

Alternate Title: Konan's Plight; Kurenai Taps into the Future

A/N: It's still unsure if things changed in Boruto for the Hyuga Clan but it's like they are being sidelined too much despite their past relevance since many in Konoha, after the movie Naruto the Last Movie should fully understand how dangerous this clan can be. And... that's why I never understood why the Black Zetsu wouldn't help create a scenario where most of the Hyuga also die. But then again... Hyuga themselves are self-harming so there's that.

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A/N: I have not read Itachi Gaiden Novel. My information and knowledge of this character are strictly based on wiki fandom. This note is set here because I don't know how this character converse and what his intentions and goals are. So aside from the origin, nature, and interactions of this character can be considered partially oc.

It's well past midnight and the crescent moon fails to illuminate Konoha with a dense layer of clouds shrouding the sky over this peaceful village. Aside from the scouting teams with the missions to keep guard during the night, and a few surveilling Anbu members, the nightlife in the village is quite dull. Most Shinobi who have completed a few missions, even D-ranked ones, value durations of rest greatly. There is certainly a discreet red-light corner in Konoha, too, but it is highly regulated and due to many vulnerable positions in the act, many Shinobi and Kunoichi interested in these things would transform and visit civilian cities to satiate their interest.

Drrrrr*

The sound of a nearby store owner lowering the shutters of his storefront echoes in the dense silence of the night. This noise echoes in a certain inn of the village. Even without a single source of light in this room, the occupants have no issue seeing through things in this darkness.

The scent of tobacco grows in this enclosed space. Even the windows are covered and closed shut. The room itself is plain with a single mattress bed, two chairs, and a table.

Srtt*

A soft yet crisp sizzling noise is followed by another layer of smoke in the room as the only tiny source of light would glow ever so lightly in its burn of bamboo paper and tobacco with each deep puff.

Even now, all three keep quiet. Hiashi has had his own folly of being rash before. Not to mention losing to Kai, many others in the village could beat him to submission including the three Sannins, White Fang, and even the dangerous talents of Uchiha– Yata and Fugaku. While Byakugan certainly helps at the lower stages of development, an individual needs more than just a pair of eyes to become strong.

In contrast, Hiashi's younger twin, Hizashi has always been calmer. Fostered in the branch family despite better talents, he developed humility and grit early on. Even when the Advisors cannot participate in missions, Hizashi never did stop training. In fact, his improvements and lack of opportunities to demonstrate these improvements only add another layer of mystery to this vigorous Elder of the village who has rooted out quite a few corrupted Shinobi and spies in the village.

Yet, despite the Third Hokage's stellar acknowledgment, the third individual is not well-known in the village. A great achievement, really. To have the strength and not be found out by other commoners is a direct indication of how much of a Shinobi this man is.

As the cigarette reaches the end of its flickering life, this stranger puts it out on the tray placed on the mattress next to him. Just when the twins think that this man would be willing to speak up, this man takes out another cigarette from his pocket, lights it up, and continues to smoke as if the trio had collected in this room for a silent smoking break.

Seeing this, Hizashi sighs internally.

Hiashi would not speak, he knew how stubborn his elder brother is, and maybe that's why Hiashi even decided to agree to certain changes in the first place.

Meanwhile, the man in front of them may not be known to many but he has a reputation where it matters. One of the more discreet elites of the village who can be classified at the same level as the Sannins and Konoha's White Fang.

While White Fang is hated in Suna, this man is hated in Kiri.

"You're at least aware of why we are here, right?" Hizashi begins, unwilling to waste time just to have a face. Even when he forms decisions and provides suggestions, his methods are efficient. His colleagues have different suggestions, too.

Yami Uchiha brings forward the thought process of the older generation and Wun Aburame provides more rational reasoning that doesn't conform to the respectable side that Yami provides and the earnest nature of Hizashi's suggestion.

At the end of the process, Hiruzen will decide what's better and what's not.

In response to Hizashi's question, the man replies calmly while biting on the butt of his cigarette slightly instead of taking it out of his mouth, "You should inform me again."

"You think this is a trap," Hiashi responds coldly.

"Being called by the Hyuga's patriarch and the Hyuga advisor certainly does not mean well for me," The individual chuckles softly, unlike his words, his posture shows how relaxed he really is.

Hiashi narrows his eyes, "No, it does not. You are aware of what fate awaits anyone who possesses the Byakugan."

"Ah, do I now? I've avoided the fatal traps of seven swordsmen of the mist four times. I suppose avoiding traps has become an expertise of mine," the figure muses.

"Enough," Hizashi ends this conversation before it spirals out into a nonsensical confrontation. "We aren't here to deal with verbal puzzles to understand your intentions," Hizashi looks at the man and then glances at his elder twin, "We also are not here to deal with threats."

"Next time you're trying to solicit allies," the figure chuckles and puts out his cigarette, "Be on the same page. You're the most uncoordinated pair of twins I have seen and believe me, I killed a pair or two during the war. Kids are more in sync than you."

"You... you've massacred children?" Hiashi frowns.

"Your brother has, too," the man replies, "So have everyone who participated in the second war. Not only that, we massacred the kid inside of us, too. But nothing comes close to the Hyuga openly enslaving children."

The twins don't even need to 'see' the sneer to feel it.

"It's not something we want," Hizashi retorts calmly and takes a seat.

"But those who matter in your clan all want this to happen."

Hiashi takes a deep breath and gazes at the figure silently, "Those who matter... are not the elders, but those who have been oppressed."

This takes Hizashi by surprise for a moment but he doesn't comment on this while the third individual sat on the mattress with only Hiashi refusing to take a seat.

Sensing their gazes, Hiashi calmly admits, "My... abilities aren't close to the two of yours. I only bring my status into this equation, nothing more. I'll sit if I have the same skills or... rate of missions the next time we meet."

"Don't put yourself down. You'll get plenty of missions in the next war," the figure laughs softly.

"War is not something to be made fun of," Hizashi sighs bitterly.

"When it's threatened to occur twice in the last decade now... it is. But please, don't keep me waiting. Why am I here? Say it clearly and be precise."

The fact that Hiruzen isn't here means that this 'mission' is unsanctioned and all the parties MUST consider their own safety. If shit hits the fan, they will only be responsible for themselves.

"Mukai Kohinata..." Hizashi sighs and takes charge seeing how Hiashi isn't willing to take the lead for various reasons, none of which Hizashi can blame his elder twin for.

"We intend to bring... reforms to the current culture of Hyuga Clan. I believe it's long overdue."

The Jonin Elite named Mukai silently observes the twins before inquiring, "You have to give your clan some credit. The moment a Branch Family member is released from his bindings... he bares his fangs to the higher-ups."

His purpose is still unclear but he knew very well that his origins itself tied him to this ship called Hyuga and such changes worked in his favor, too. But that never means he cannot test who he is supposed to work with. After all, he may be lacking compared to the legends like Hiruzen who have mastered all five nature transformations, he can decimate through 20% of Konoha's Jonin forces alone. At this moment, he has initiative and he must make use of it.

Hizashi frowns but it's Hiashi who speaks out, "Anyone in this position, in my position, and your position will consider. Baring fangs aren't unsightly when bared against the right opponents."

"How you can make a rebellion sound honorable is just too admirable," Mukai chuckles and lights up another cigarette.

Thinking for a moment, Mukai questions, "Who else have you approached."

"You," Hizashi replies.

"Well, only Lord Third could have pointed the two of you my way. Which means he knows and is willing for this change to happen. But Hyuga's status affects too many. As one of the great clans, your clan has a wide array of businesses controlled by others. Experience tells me that they will pounce on this situation first and tear away a chunk of your core business. That's bound to hurt. After all, money somehow manages to stand above strength even in the world of Shinobi."

"Experience? You're 16 this year, right?" Hiashi questions.

"That's my point," The young Jonin Elite secretly holding the title of the youngest Jonin and Anbu before Kai takes another deep puff of his cigarette, "I'm younger. I'm stronger. But you two are richer. That overshadows me completely."

"So one might say you can betray us for the money," Hiashi points out.

"I'm an Anbu. Being loyal to Lord Third is not only my duty but my job, too, fortunately. It keeps things simple. But I will not risk my life for an unsanctioned mission."

"However, you will risk your life for money," Hizashi understands and nods.

Mukai takes a moment before nodding, "Lots of it."

Hiashi and Hizashi look at each other before nodding, "We cannot share any details here, understandably."

"You can't," Mukai agrees, "But before I understand the general situation, I cannot agree to anything explicit including another covert meeting."

The twins were prepared for such a reaction. Until it's an official mission, Mukai would not risk his peace based on ambiguous notions. After all, even though it only took him a few years to become a Jonin after his tenure as the Anbu, he keeps to himself. His team, too, is rather low-key as one of the reconnaissance teams of the village.

"We don't intend to spit on our traditions," Hizashi sighs, "But you know well how useful a Byakugan is and how the enemies will stop at nothing to get it. There is a level of security in the caged seal of our clan. Unfortunately, that security lost its meaning when the higher-ups added their greed and fear to rule on the branch members."

"Correct me if I'm wrong," Mukai hums and blows a puff of smoke, "There is no distinction in blood between the main and the branch family, right? I mean, look at you two. You're twins, but Hiashi-san is the current patriarch of the clan and you're a mere branch member because you didn't get out quickly enough. So... would that not mean that the Main Family just decided to divide themselves for no reason?"

Mukai chuckles eerily, "But that cannot be right, too. What madness took the main family to consider that? Yet... due to my interests, I've kept a notice on the clan. Somehow... the majority of the talented individuals are born within the Branch Family. Disregarding Hizashi-san, there is me, Hyuga Naoto, Hyuga Roro, and Hyuga Sen."

"You know a lot for an outsider," Hiashi scoffs.

"But am I an outsider?" Mukai questions.

"You have some understanding of the core truth about the clan, we get it," Hizashi sighs, "As I was saying. We do not intend to remove the caged seal. Freedom without strength is a disaster waiting to come to fruition."

"You just intend to liberate the minds of your clansmen, not their eyes," Mukai supplants.

"So?" Hiashi raises an eyebrow.

"Before discussing my payment... answer me this. How are you going to restructure the seal? As the patriarch, Hiashi-san must have the key to the seal. He can remove it. But altering it is a whole different matter. If a seal like this was easy to make... the Uchiha clan would have gotten themselves this deal, too. And the only true sealing expert of the Village... passed away, unfortunately."

Hizashi doesn't reveal anything unnecessary but keeps it simple, "We have a way... but if that doesn't work out. Aside from my Elder Brother and a few from the Main Family, the rest of the elders will, unfortunately... have to give up their control."

"Ah..." Mukai puts out the cigarette, "So, that's where I come in. Outsiders cannot be a part of this. Others besides the three of us either don't have the 'motivation' or strength to complete this plan, too. But... that goes against everything that I have done until now. What do you want me to do next? Take on the Hyuga name, too?"

Hiashi and Hizashi reply at the same time, "Yes."

Unknown to the trio, under the bed, a pair of pupilless yellowish eyes and a pair of white ears quietly heard everything.

Yet, the great Byakugan did not notice this. It's as if this mysterious figure is part of the very structure of this mattress.

Alternative Title: Mukai Kohinata

A/N: In the books, this man is hailed as a genius by Danzo in the same caliber as Itachi and it took Itachi, Shisui, and the latter's mangyeko to end this man. Again, all this comes from wiki fandom and I'm just using the narrative as I please.

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[Hashirama Style— True Vegetable Head (5/5): Allows the user to create a plant on oneself or a target's head. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 10% at every level. Current Consumption: 150]

[Sage Arts— Distant Body Pathway Derangement (3/3)]

[Sage Arts— Super Beast Imitating Creation (15/15)]

[Sage Arts— Depthless Shadow Manipulation (10/10)]

[Sage Arts— True Vision (30/30)]

Both of Kai's eyes managed to see through the trees of Shikkotsu Forest. Like [Piercing Vision] its sage art variant did not grant Kai any bulging veins near the corner of his eyes. [True Vision, however, did allow him to see through objects filled with nature energy. Back then, the Piercing Vision would not even register those in Sage Mode or the trees of Shikkotsu forest and just show him an empty landscape.

But True Vision is still incomparable to Byakugan. He did not get a 360 vision or the ability to see tenketsu. Even his Sharingan did not have such capabilities but the two Dojutsus are different in the first place.

At this moment, his right-slitted yellow pupil is suddenly covered by a brand-like mark of three tomoes that begin to rotate around his vertical pupil like a spinning wheel, and Kai notes the reactions in his brain once more.

'Unlike how Nagato was planted with a pair of Rinnegan, using the Cursed Chakra Seal is less suppressive on the body. Although I'm not an Uchiha, this Sharingan doesn't reject my systems at all and is more like an additive feature that does not drain me of my chakra passively.'

This is a major difference. But it also has some disadvantages.

'But... this Eye will remain in a similar state unless I learn how to formulate a reverse of [Chakra Origin Seal]. This means I have a Sharingan but not the ability to attempt to make it stronger.'

He narrows his eyes and quietly sits down to consider his situation.

He has three Dojutsus nearby.

Sharingan.

Byakugan.

And the Rinnegan.

But Kai isn't truly interested in being all-powerful by just filling his sockets with eyes like they're pieces of upgrade Equipments.

Trying to isolate a Kekkei Genkai is one of the most troubling and inconclusive research. This [Chimera Cursed Seal] is only the first step. Besides, Kai would rather try and start with Byakugan and Sharingan before thinking of stepping up to the fabled Rinnegan.

Why?

Because he simply doesn't want to chew more than he can digest at the moment. His schedule is packed tight and if he imprints a Rinnegan on himself, he would have to start a whole new research without any skill in sight for a possibly long time when he can grind Wood Release at the moment.

'There is no doubt that Nature Energy, no matter how little, is used with Byakugan. The Hyuga members use it unconsciously. Whether they can actually see-through individuals with Sage Mode is yet to be realized. But even then... there are ways to evade Byakugan. Although Sage Mode and Sage Transformation attune the user to nature to the point that regular sensors cannot detect us... Byakugan may still see through the Tenketsu. But what if skills like [Earth Travel] are used?'

'That technique allows me to meld with earth temporarily like the Hozuki's clan ability to turn themselves into water. Can Byakugan see through that level of disguise?'

Kai ponders silently.

After he completed the grind for [True Vision, he dispersed all the clones researching the Byakugan. At this point, keeping them up would be wasting his own chakra. The better and more efficient at this stage is to simply imprint a Byakugan onto his Left Eye and finally feel the changes in his body when it's activated. In fact, Kai believed that with his affinity with Nature Energy, he will have an easier time researching Byakugan this way instead of Sharingan.

Then Kai's thoughts drift toward the butthurt 'team' of his.

Tsunade has been practicing her ass off to learn Wood Style and teach it to Kai, maybe just to see him fail and act all high and mighty.

Mikoto has been rapidly progressing ever since she faced off against a nuke-boosted Kushina and came face-to-face with Kyubi. Her skills with Sharingan, be it dynamic sight, the ability to use Genjutsu, or her proficiency with Fire and Lightning release have gotten better over time. She admits that she is nowhere near Fugaku's level but she also has always felt a level of distinction due to her Sharingan. It's hard not to feel this way. She has managed to stand out in a clan filled with individuals who have Sharingans.

But now...

What made the Senju and Uchiha Clans so distinct just became another set of Grind for their man.

And for them, the worst part is, Kai now planned to blast them using only their specialties...

Well, first, in his defense, it's fun. And second, he just felt that he could do the same things better than them and show them how to perform many jutsus better.

Tsunade and Mikoto did not like these words.

Not one bit.

If his dick was being handled by any of them when he gave them this good news...

Chances are he'd have his dick broken. And then healed.

You know...

Rinse and Repeat.

But that did not stop Kai.

He is right and the two knew it.

Nono is a bro who has already accepted this fact and strived to be better regardless of the taunts at times.

Kushina didn't care since even Kai cannot replicate a Biju!... yet... he aims to do many things, after all.

Tsume, of course, doesn't know of Kai having Sharingan and Mokuton. But even if Kai wanted to start learning beast arts to have a better rapport with Cinnamon, she would be happy to see him grow. But Kai felt that it was better to eventually get to Ryuchi Cave itself and see what he can learn there since Jiraiya's 'master' still didn't reply if he can get Kai dripped on their variant of Sage Mode.

'I wonder if Orochimaru will have the same reaction if I told her that I can achieve her goals quicker and go even beyond... Nah, she won't mind. She's one of the most open-minded individuals I've met... like Jiraiya...'

But after the crisis with Mikoto and Tsunade, he isn't so sure anymore. Still, he'd do it all over again.

Even if it's a bitter pill for them to swallow, getting stronger and more efficient only increases their chances of survival. That's all. If it means a dry spell for a week, then so be it.

Organizing his thoughts, Kai still remained seated and started to perform the next Wood Release Jutsu.

Since he is in his Sage Transformation at the moment, the marks of the seal from the left side of his chest are entirely part of his dark brown skin.

He carefully weaves the hand seals but it's quick nonetheless.

Instead of a plume of smoke formed due to the sudden implosion of his chakra forming a clone, a wooden appendage melts out of Kai's body through his clothes and slowly shapes into the same form as Kai before color appears on its wooden body.

The Original and the clone look at each other before Kai starts to laugh, "Fuck! It's like seeing through your eyes to look at myself and then keep on doing so continuously!"

Even the clone begins to snicker, "Yeah, it's fucking trippy!"

[Wood Release— Wood Clone (1/20): Forms a wooden clone undistinguishable from the user unless looked through special means using a flexible amount of chakra. Reduce Chakra Consumption by 2.5% at every level. Current Chakra Consumption: 60000~???

Next Level: Form 1/180 clones or 14 SP.]

Kai looks at the skill but like usual, it does not describe the nuances of the skill despite the information present in Kai's mind.

Tobirama Senju formed Shadow Clones using Wooden Clones as its base. As such, both Jutsus shared similar functions.

One, this technique shared senses in real-time. So, Kai could willingly see, hear, and even smell what his clones are doing.

Two, the clones can travel into the trees or any wooden material which makes them quite a beast when it comes to reconnaissance.

And three, these clones can take hits and are far more durable than shadow clones.

But it's not like they were simply better than Shadow Clones.

Shadow Clones provide a level of independence. They aren't consciously connected to the user, retain their natures, and complete their objectives as the original would complete them.

On the other hand, having a wooden clone is a conscious effort because even if he doesn't connect with the clone, he will still get many forms of information from the clone in real-time such as memories and experiences.

But Kai accepted this skill happily. First, this would limit the number of clones he can directly control without facing mental overload. Each addition to the clone directly means the growth of his mental fortitude and multitasking ability. This means that this could possibly directly train his raw mental stats eventually. After all, recovering from Genjutsu isn't the only way to train the mind.

There is another reason why Kai is more interested in this skill.

The sharing of consciousness. It isn't a hub. This means, while Kai has full access to the clones, the opposite is not true. This is the distinction between the original and clones.

Even Katsuyu's parts of bodies are the same. Although they are 'real,' they mimic wooden clones and shadow clones to an extent. One may even consider that Katsuyu directly forms a vast hub of communication through her parts and all these parts are not only independent to a certain extent but also have some hold on the original Katsuyu's chakra to help the summoner. Essentially, Katsuyu is living the best of both worlds.

But noticing that one clone isn't his limit, Kai forms three seals in succession once more and another clone grows out of his body.

And then another one.

And then another one.

When Kai starts to feel his head somewhat heavy, he stops and looks at the five clones in front of him.

"Try bringing out the trait."

Kai watches through their eyes and finds his vision divided by five times with each gaze staring at his own original body but even when the clones call for the status, it does not appear.

Kai sighs seeing this.

"Try using basic transformation practice."

The central clone muses for a moment and then pressed his palm together.

To practice wind transformation, a shinobi 'cut' things. To practice water transformation, a shinobi 'wet' things.

Similarly, there must be a way to practice Wood Nature Transformation...

Growing plants is not it. They tried to do so in many positions... and locked this memory deep inside of them.

But eventually, Kai did realize how to start on the Wood Nature Transformation.

Growth. Not using chakra to grow the plants, but using the already grown plants to actively absorb energy from the surroundings to grow. This act, by itself, did not require Kai's chakra but it did require his constant attention. Not only that but at first, the plant is made out of his chakra. But over time, as the plant absorbs more and more nature energy, this chakra would get consumed by the growing life force of the plant. As such, Kai would have to create yet another plant or inject his chakra into the previous one again.

[Wood Nature Transformation (1/50): Convert chakra extended out of the body into the element of plant and life. Increases the mastery of water and earth stat by 0.4% at every level.

Next Level: Consume 700/11000 chakra or 14 SP.]

"Let's keep on grinding it out, men!"

Kai stands up and laughs even when the pressure on his mind has gotten mighty.

Just how did Hashirama Senju create many wooden clones... and how long must he have stepped on the grind to grow his mental fortitude.

'No wonder he could deal with the likes of Uchiha. Hashirama Senju must not only be a tank physically... but mentally, too. It shows in Tsunade... she's got quite the tank.'

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Controlling and multitasking different bodies is easier said than done.

Pah*

A slap suddenly struck Kushina in the dead of the night, causing her to yelp loudly as Mikoto and Nono woke up, too, to the sight of the redhead strangling the youth she'd been lying on top of.

"Why'd you hit me, dattebane?!" Kushina scowls and snarls as her loud tone is sure to wake their neighbors slightly before dawn.

"Hah, it wasn't on purpose," Kai gasps after prying Kushina's hand away from his throat, and Mikoto questions with a groan, "Can't you NOT train while sleeping?"

"Train?" Kushina frowns.

"It's obvious, no?" Nono drawls lazily and lies back on the mattress before pulling the blanket on herself, "His Wood Clones must be still training and he's trying to multitask... while sleeping. Or, at least, he wanted a part of his mind to rest simultaneously with other parts of his mind training."

"First, training while sleeping is great," Kai looks at Mikoto who simply rolls her eyes and returns to her slumber. Mikoto simply knew not to question his love for the grind at this point and as long as it did not negatively impact their lives, Mikoto felt no reason to stop her fiance from training. After all, he doesn't even use his strength to act like a stuck-up cunt but to protect them whenever possible.

"And secondly," Kai looks at Kushina, "Sorry, I really didn't mean to wake you up."

"Well, now I'm up!" She pouts with her left cheek stinging slightly and Kai had the urge to kick. Well, obviously, this urge came from the two clones sparring with each other. In reality, making the wood clones spar with each other is like playing chess with yourself, but unimaginably more physically intense. Both the clones know each other's moves so, really, it's more of a fist fest.

"And... what do you want me to do?" Kai inquires curiously.

"Ugh, stop talking or leave... I just returned four hours ago from the mission and am too tired..." Mikoto mumbles quietly while snuggling against the slightly colder side of her pillow, causing Kai to chuckle, "Sleep well." He pecks the top of her head only to hear Nono clearing her throat slightly.

Of course, Nono is no mere friend. She's a bro, so she always deserves better treatment, and thus, Kai pecks her slightly close to the nape of her neck before picking Kushina in his arms and walking out of the bed.

As they arrive in the kitchen, Kai sets Kushina down who still kept silent.

"What do you want to eat?" Kai questions when his left hand suddenly punches the air and he scowls for a moment. Deadpanning at his grind antics, Kushina muses for a moment and remarks, "Ramen–"

"I'm not cooking Ramen at four o'clock in the morning," Kai scoffs and takes out milk from the refrigerator.

"Uuh... then pork cutlets–"

"You're going to drink milk just like me," Kai decides for her sensibly and the redhead smirks. Of course, she's learned to screw with him over the years.

As he warms up the milk slightly since an entirely hot cup of milk never did suit his taste, Kushina questions while sitting on the counter beside him and stretching her arms, "Is it really that hard to control multiple bodies?"

"It's only been three days but I'm getting a hang of it. The truth is that even if I do learn to control five clones at once, I'm going to increase the number to 6, and then 7, and then 8, and then–"

"Got it," Kushina huffs, "But there's got to be a limit, right?"

"My initial goal is to control 20 clones, at least," Kai reveals and then begins to pour the milk from the saucepan into two cups.

Next, Kai simply added a spoonful of sugar to the milk and stirred it. The drink, truly, is warm and bland but with Kai focusing on more battle skills and pushing away his cooking skills, his art of handling meat and a variety of different products is amateurish at best. After all, he can only have five skills at once and now Mokuton took priority just because.

"Ugh," Kushina sticks her tongue out in disgust after downing the cup of milk, and Kai's expression isn't any better, "I need something spicy to make up for the taste now!" He claims and Kushina's eyes instantly glimmer, "Ramen!"

"Hmm... maybe," Kai acknowledges the possibility of it and then frowns, "We're out of shrimp paste..."

Kushina frowns, too.

This is serious!

"Should we wake up Teuchi?" She questions...

"I bet Sensei has some in her manor," Kai mumbles and then adds with a bit of enticement in his tone, "I bet she even has those packets of top-quality steaks..."

The redhead's gaze is instantly glazed over with pure gluttony and greed with her parted lips now watering down with rapidly building drool, "But..." she hesitates, "Won't Sensei get mad?"

"We'll be quiet. We're shinobi, remember? Stealth is our charm," Kai remarks with utmost seriousness.

Kushina instantly feels persuaded enough and nods quickly. Knowing full well that Kai has planted his Hiraishin seal in almost every corner of the village including Tsunade's manor, the duo soon reveals equally mischievous smirks and hold each other's hands before disappearing from their kitchen and reappearing into a much more spacious kitchen.

The duo instantly begins to look around for the good stuff. The drawers are opened, packets are pulled out, and their hushed impish giggles echo in the dark hallways of the Senju Manor which is occupied by only a few individuals.

--

Konan's eyes snap wide open and she sits up snappily. Her blue, neck-long hair is naturally disheveled and once she hears the distant giggles and laughter, she scratches her head in annoyance and groans loudly. Not having adequate sleep is a good enough reason for her to unleash hell on the two most likely individuals behind the noises.

'Nawaki-san is out on a mission with his team and Tsunade-sama wouldn't create such a ruckus... until she starts drinking. It's got to be Yahiko and Nagato probably got stuck with him,' She scowls.

Crash*

A loud crashing sound suddenly fills the entire manor once more and Konan's amber pupils reveal a baleful intention.

Slowly climbing out of her bed, Konan quietly made her way toward the source of all her current problems— The Kitchen.

Even if it's cold, Konan doesn't feel the need to wear anything else on her thin cotton light brown pajamas, and using all her training this past few days, which essentially happened to be walking on water and trees, Konan travels stealthily.

Before she did reach the kitchen which had its lights switched on with the sounds getting louder, Konan's entire body stiffens when she feels another presence behind her.

Flinching, she quickly turns around to face a towering figure that has a divine mass attached to her already glorious physique. The peak female specimen in Konan's gaze looks down upon the little girl. Her expression is hidden behind the cover of darkness as Konan squeaks, "Tsunade-sama! Uh... I'm just trying to catch Yahiko and Nagato redhanded—"

Before Konan can fully explain her side, Tsunade stumbles ahead. Her face is flushed red, and her amber pupils, a little darker than Konan's, are in a daze. With a remarkably foolish grin, Tsunade slurs, "Oh~ Little girls need their sleep! But it's too bad those bastards can't be quieter *hic*. Come on~ You should eat something now that you're awake..."

Before Konan can even understand what's happening, the woman aimlessly walking around in the stretched hallways of her manor in a drunken stupor coils her arm around Konan's shoulder while leaning a bit onto the little girl and drags her forward.

Konan couldn't help but pout as the top of her head is fully covered by the side of Tsunade's warm breast but the toasty feeling does make Konan more comfortable. As Konan is dragged into the kitchen, she sees absolute destruction.

A few cupboards are destroyed with shattered plates lying around on the floor and around the table sat three individuals.

Two Uzumaki shinobi and a Yahiko.

Meanwhile, waving his arms around like a lunatic is her sensei.

"Hehe, look who I found~!" Tsunade cheers as she takes a swig from the gourd but soon frowns and crushes it angrily, "It's empty! Tch... still not enough Somarasa..." Tsunade mutters in a sour tone.

'What is going on?'

Konan blinks in surprise.

It's most likely a dream.

Kushina, Yahiko, and Nagato are slurping their ramen without any care. Kai is jumping around and fighting... an imaginary enemy? And—

Konan suddenly feels Tsunade's entire weight on herself and standing becomes a struggle itself!

"There you go," with a warm chuckle, a pair of strong arms pull the drunkard away and lay her down on the floor as the blonde moans, "Just give me more~!" But even the famed Slug Princess is out of commission and snores happily once her back touches the ground.

Adopting a stern tone, 'Kai' looks at Konan and berates the girl, "You need all the rest you can get. Why are you even awake this early?"

Konan first lowers her head but then frowns for a moment and looks back up, "How is this my fault?"

Kai in front of her suddenly disperses into a plume of smoke as the original finally sighs in relief.

"I can't believe even I would lose control in such a manner..." He mutters and looks at the chaos he had caused unwittingly.

"What's going on?" Konan frown once more and speaks in a slightly louder tone as Yahiko shrugs, "Geez, Boss and Kushina-san tried to steal beef steaks from Tsunade-sama. She woke up. Boss used alcohol to distract her. A viable tactic, as expected of him. And then Nagato cooked us Ramen since the rest of us cannot cook as well as him."

"Yep!" Kushina gushes and compliments her distant relative, "You're a good chef, dattebane!"

Blushing, Nagato lowers his head and nods, "Thank you... I just have to cook for myself sometimes in my office so ramen became my choice of snack."

Konan looks back at Tsunade already curled up in a fetal position and then at the table. She doesn't even want to question why her former boss, and current Sensei, acted like a lunatic briefly and sat on a chair next to Kushina, "I'd like a bowl, too."

"Sure," Nagato smiles.

"Sensei, aren't you going to eat anything?" Konan looks at Kai who's already picked Tsunade up as he nods, "I will. Just let me tuck my sloppy Sensei back into her bed."

"Hmph, liar... you're the one who offered wine to her," Kushina scoffs.

"How else would she have shown us the good stuff?" Kai smirks. Tsunade is a fan of Somarasa but after knowing how tedious it is to make it, she enjoyed being a consumer more than being a creator so the task of fulfilling her depraved desires fell on Kai.

Alternate Title: All Senseis are Lunatic

A/N: I've noticed a need for a time skip now. Nothing too crazy, maybe a month or two to reset the pace since the team isn't strong enough to do anything of value and the underlying plot will need time to cook completely. I do have a smut planned for the next chap and then we get on with the time skip and a list of completed grind skills. Most of the sage variants will be completed this time.

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I don't write the usual three ff on Sunday to give myself a break and refrain from burning out but I also don't want to feel I am wasting my Sunday. And with how I want to divert my attention to shorter series, I decides to go for it today.

There are no advanced chapters yet. They will come ahead the next Sunday but do give these a shot and if it's to your liking, you may give feedback. The first short series is based on Sokka, the true chad of avatar. All the short series are considered under 50 chaps and the bundle, eventually, may even include one shots.

After Sokka, I will start to post ideas for shorts and what I write on Sunday will be based on votes~!

These are written in— Harem's Shorts and qq will just have individual threads for different shorts since it doesn't make sense to compile stuff in forum interface.

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"There you go!" Kai eases Tsunade onto her mattress as she lets out a satisfied hum. The moment her back hits the bed, her eyes snap open and her hands snatch Kai's wrists simultaneously before turning over and pinning him down on her bed. His words are most understandably cut short by her voluminous chest pressing over his face as he hears her slur in a more than drunken daze, "You don't make a mess in my home and walk away without punishment. I remember teaching you better than this."

Straddling down on her 'student', Tsunade presses her crotch onto his rapidly bulging shaft while biting her lower lip. Somarasa ALWAYS did get herself getting friskier than usual. The sensation of her clothes being stuck to her sweat-drenched body and the constant urge to expose herself to him made it even harder to have any sense of control. Her cyan pajamas already had sweat stains in various spots but the fabric between her supple thighs now turned wet for a different region.

Feeling his hands trying to jerk forward, Tsunade frowns and then eventually pouts, "Can't you stop training? I know controlling wood clones is hard. I can barely multitask three of them at once."

Providing more than enough incentive that should come with this timely rest, Tsunade presses her breasts further into his face and coos hotly, "But if you want to distract yourself as I have my morning milk, I understand completely."

Her hands slowly let go of his frozen wrists and her fingers graze down through his muscular arms and settle on his rounded shoulders. Her smile widens a bit and she slurs, "You might need an excuse for not being able to hold out well against me, no?"

Kai rolls his eyes but his senses are more than saturated with Tsunade's scent and warm touch as his muffled grunt huffs against her damp cleavage, "I AM taught better. Instead of persuading me with words, my girlfriend, Tsunade, would use her actions instead. But that's just Tsunade, sensei. If you want to cheat out, I understand completely."

Equally aroused by having the title of 'Girlfriend' and annoyed at how he just manages to praise and insult her at once, Tsunade scoffs and begins to gently pump her hips back and forth, slowly spreading and grinding her nubile lower mounds against his completely pressed but girthy and erect cock. Not wearing her panties under her pajamas, Tsunade feels her fleshy entrance naturally spread open over his demanding dick.

With his wrists no longer clasped by Tsunade, Kai is quick to squeeze her breasts against his face. His fingers dig into her flesh under the fabric somewhat and enjoy the malleability offered by the famed Senju Princess.

Her soft gasps fill her room soon after as she mutters, "You DID get me drunk to do this, didn't you? Admit it~!"

Her hands began stroking his chest by now and slowly felt persuaded to explore south.

Scoffing, Kai finally pulls one of Tsunade's poking nipples into his mouth through her clothes as she whimpers out loud and falls weakly onto him. Her butt cheeks begin to quiver with need and her lower lips throb with need. A need she wants satiated and itched but she simultaneously feels apprehension when thinking of crossing that line.

But Kai really did not give Tsunade all that time to think. He came here for beef for his ramen and now has to milk through a cow for his right to hunger– life is funny that way.

"Hnngh~!" Tsunade tosses her head down slightly and lets out a sweet mewl as he squeezes down on her breasts with her right one getting sucked through her PJs as his tongue left her wanting this action betwixt her thighs.

BUT!

How can she keep her face— as drunken and flushed as it might be— if she doesn't fully extract all of her man's attention and stop him from training WHILE he attempts to milk her?

Trying to fight the sweet intoxication brought by Somarasa and the illicit flames burning through her veins, Tsunade quickly pulls herself aside and lies beside Kai. Still leaning over him, however, while lying on her left side, Tsunade blows into his ear with an irresistible passion as her slim fingers finally get a chance to graze the flat of his crotch and then the base of this fat cock that strains against the confines of his trousers.

Finally meeting each other's gazes, Kai and Tsunade let their desires fully take control of them and their lips connect— tongues matched!

At this moment, Kai also disperses one of his five wood clones and instantly feels more comfortable. It shows in his eager tongue as his hand snakes coils around Tsunade's waist and plants itself firmly on her smackable ass. He takes not a second longer to give her ass a tight squeeze while her hand slips into his trousers and lets her fingers wrap around his hot and veiny cock. The throbbing sensation makes Tsunade feel even more parched than she already is. Her hands willfully press down on her rebellious student's equally rebellious little jonin while the circular violet mark on her forehead suddenly inverts and turns into a hollow ring as violet marks spread over her body in a few short minutes.

With the [Strength of Adamantine Sage] Seal having the ability to store Senjutsu Chakra, Tsunade could enter Sage Mode at any moment as long as she has that balanced chakra.

As she does this, a subtle sweetness fills Kai's mouth aside from the sensational taste of somarasa in Tsunade's mouth. Her saliva turns thicker and the scent of her perspiration shifts. In fact, she begins to 'sweat' heavily, too.

These changes instantly stun Kai as he pulls back and looks at Tsunade with an inquisitive look. Not giving him any time to ponder on these changes, however, Tsunade's somewhat slimier hand now grips his cock and slips past his shaft without so much a hint of friction.

Whatever THIS is... the liquid, it works as an aphrodisiac seeping through his skin as she presses her palm upon the tip of his cock and then strokes his cock back. This time, the grip is tighter and the slime doesn't work to just make her hand glide across his shaft. Letting out a soft groan as her fingers really do seem to hold some magic, Kai simply leans back once more, much to Tsunade's pleasure.

"Just enjoy~!" She coos as if forgetting how her reasoning to pin him down is to punish him for barging into her manor. Really... she is just encouraging him to be more of a menace at this point with these 'punishments.'

Saying this, Tsunade pushes herself onto the right side of Kai with her left shoulder on his chest, right hand still gliding over his cock, and giving him arguably the best handjob. Her lips soon pepper down from his ear to the base of his jaw, and her breath, too, lost the scent of somarasa and gained a sweeter, intoxicating scent. With every pump, Tsunade manages to bring Kai closer to the eventual release as she snickers almost every time his breathing quickens the moment her hand presses itself on the base of his cock and cups his balls with a similar passion.

His lips part for a moment before Tsunade leans forward and doubles down with a kiss. For a moment, Kai catches a hint of creamy bluish tint over the tip of her tongue as she voraciously violates the sanctity of his mouth.

But...

All things considered...

'I might get addicted to this...' Kai realizes how this might be the first time he'd been 'pampered' in such a manner. Even his time with Tsunade and her clone back then could not compare to THIS. As if noticing something, Tsunade doesn't stroke down on his cock once she reaches the tip and instead tugs on the waistband of his trousers and pulls them down.

The very next second, she grabs around his tip firmly as he grunts into her lips. His balls scrunch ever so slightly, his toes curl in on themselves, and his thighs quiver shortly after. Tsunade's eyes narrow down with a sense of sadistic pleasure as she matches her gaze with his pointed one as she lets him shoot thick jets, nay, ropes of cum onto her hand as they would then spill back on his cock.

Kai's breathing is the slightest bit roughed up as he loses a few more wooden clones to the devil-spawn emerging from the line of the creator of Mokuton himself.

Not minding the mess even one bit, Tsunade slowly sits up. Her PJ is already disheveled with a button or two popped off, revealing her scrumptious cleavage, which, similar to the tip of her tongue, has a bluish tint and this tint grows more mesmerizing as one looks deeper into her warm, motherly valley.

"It's poison," Tsunade whispers as she brings her cum-laced hand close to her lips and licks the tip of the index finger. As if pleased with the morning treat, she continues, "My progress in Mokuton and other research with Orochi is slow because I'm trying to create a corrosive jutsu like Katsuyu in my Sage Mode. Of course... I HAD to innovate some fun stuff to match your somarasa. So? Still think I cannot teach you new things?"

Kai stares at Tsunade wordlessly.

Honestly, he is impressed. This is the first time he's seen a woman licking his cum off their hand while looking gravely dominant. He's not particularly into being dominated but fresh experiences like this are always a refreshing surprise... and...

"I want to learn that, definitely," Kai agrees and nods his head, causing Tsunade to chuckle softly.

"Well, too bad," She shrugs as she leans forward towards his crotch. Her lips easily gobble down his cock eagerly and clean him off in a few practiced blows before pulling up and licking off the white stain on the corner of her lips, "I'm not your Sensei anymore, am I?"

Kai looks at her for a moment before he grins, "I can live with that... partner."

"Hmm," Tsunade smirks, too, before she rolls her eyes, "But really, I'm not going to just teach you this for no good reason. At least, not until I fully develop this Jutsu on my own. And the next time you come into my kitchen while being in control of the wooden clones," she grips his sloppy cock tighter, "You'll actually need to innovate on Mokuton to... let's say, make up for some harder deficiency."

Kai's lips twitch and he explains, "We really were here for the ramen..."

"Then use the power of the key that you have for the entrance of my manor instead of teleporting into my kitchen. You're not a burglar but my..." Clearing her throat, Tsunade doesn't dwell on the issue and scoffs in annoyance when she sees Kai smirking, "Forget it. Tell me... do you still have some wood clones training?"

"I have two left..." Kai admits before snickering, "But they can't train, too. It was THAT good..."

With a victorious smile, Tsunade lies back on the bed once more as she pulls the blanket over herself, and yawns, "Hmm, good then. You can cook your ramen, or make Nagato cook for you. The boy has talent in cooking."

"Wait, you're not going to brush your teeth?" Kai puckers his lips.

"I said, fuck off," Tsunade scoffs and turns around to sleep in peace.

Kai just shrugs and keeps a note of never kissing Tsunade right off the bat, first thing in the morning. Just a regular man's regular caution and aversion to cockier things in life.

Alternate Title: Ma'am, Just Here for the Ramen

A/N: Actually, a reader from Qq suggested 'slime-like' properties for Tsunade's sage mode and this chap's lemon happens to be a beta test for it. I'm somewhat happy with what it can turn into and create a somewhat significant skill set for Tsunade aside from her super strength and Mokuton.

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"You're going to do a good job."

Tsunade's words keep on being one of the major pillars of support now that she feels he is ready to take a step in the direction of assuming the responsibility of the clan. Nawaki has been a chunin for some time now and the older he grows, the stronger he becomes— a trait shared by all the Senju whether they wield chakra or not.

Like Tsunade has Nono as her private assistant, Nawaki also has an experienced Jonin advising him constantly on many matters about the clan. Ever since he came to teach Third Kage's youngest son, and his teammates, Nawaki came to realize that leading is much harder if one wants to be a good and responsible leader. It often meant making tough calls, which, until that moment, Tsunade and Orochimaru had been taking for him.

But Nawaki's advisor had many things to say, almost all of them positive.

First, leading a team will give him the necessary experience that he needs to possess before taking over the clan. Second, the action of Nawaki being placed under his tutelage alongside an Uchiha girl is a show of an attempt to rebuild the bond with the Senju Clan from the Hokage's side. Things would never be the same between Hiruzen and Tsunade. Broken trust is often hard to repair, especially when Trust is the greatest currency a Shinobi can offer.

As for the Uchiha genin, according to Hiroshi— Nawaki's advisor, this is a transition. Mikoto's engagement with Kai may not be anything political for the two of them but that did not mean the world revolved only around the duo. Danzo's actions have been a wake-up call for the two founding clans and even Tsunade agreed to the hidden implications that maybe not in this generation but maybe in the future, the Uchiha and the Senju could truly have a relationship of mutual competition and cordiality.

Marriages certainly help build a bond. After all, as Tsunade's Legacy Guardian, Kai is considered Senju in all but his name. In fact, his antics, talents, and natural charisma have attracted a lot of goodwill from the older, retired Jonins of the clan. And the fact that he rose from 'nothing' has garnered quite the attention and admiration from the lesser-known clans and civilian shinobi.

The thought of Kai made Nawaki feel a bit awkward but... nothing he couldn't get by. The brutality of some missions he has been with Orochimaru, or at least, his clone, just made Nawaki realize more that he's actually fine with his sister finding happiness with a man who isn't a traitor to the village.

In hindsight, Dan's action really lowered the bar of expectations for Tsunade's closed ones on her choice of men. And Nawaki knows about the hierarchy of strength well enough to understand how strong an elite within the rank of a Jonin is. Nawaki himself can be considered a Jonin's match in a purely physical sense and chakra reserves but he lacked the skills to make use of both.

Gathering all the scattered thoughts, Nawaki looks around the meeting office. The advisors are already gathered here. This is none other than the weekly report sessions that other influential clans would attend through proxy and Nawaki replaced Nono as Tsunade's proxy this time.

His gaze then shifts from the three advisors and falls upon the proxies. Only the Nara clan's and Inuzuka clan's head is present as everyone waits for the Third Hokage to arrive.

Nawaki's presence itself attracts a lot of attention. Being one of the Sannin's disciples and the other one's brother is already a great background but when his sister is also the 'acting' Matriarch of one of the two founding clans and it's well known that he is going to assume the clan's responsibility once deemed eligible by Tsunade.

The Yamanaka clan's proxy smiles and questions, "It must be a new experience for you, Senju Nawaki-san. I would say that being well-versed in political situations is similar to strategies that a Shinobi learns through the missions but this arena is largely built through information. Be sure to question me anytime if you're confused on any matter."

Nawaki nods in affirmation but remains silent. Two pieces of advice surface in his mind. One from his advisor, and the other one from his Jonin Sensei.

"Silence is the best weapon in your arsenal when it comes to gaining experience and learning about politics without suffering any unnecessary failures."

"Never trust another shinobi. But if you trust, be strong enough to so that the consequences of your hindsight do not cost you anything or anyone valuable."

So, Nawaki patiently waits and like everyone, stands to greet the Hokage once he arrives.

It's hard not to display admiration for the title he wants for himself. Nawaki has never known much about his father and mother. They passed away when he was too young so he only grew while hearing the legendary tales of his grandfather and that became his motivation to achieve everything his grandfather did.

If it means being more responsible and studious, he'd do it. After all... one has to be incredibly competent to become a Hokage, right?

To be the ruler of a village full of powerhouses and maintain balance. To be able to both suppress and inspire these strong men and women.

Nawaki wishes to do all that. He wants to bring Konoha to the highest peak imaginable!

But as Tsunade and Hiroshi warned... his 'views' on many matters changed when he hears the financial complaints of the clans.

Now, he's too trained and experienced in real-life fatal situations to let his younger, hot blood go out of control but to see Akimichi Clan's proxy applying for greater freedom in the food industry than they already have opened Nawaki's eyes!

And from the looks of it, this isn't their first time requesting this. In fact, Nawaki soon realized that this round of applications is just a weekly 'routine.' None of the other individuals contradicted anyone on the table and the advisors watch the display calmly.

Nawaki, however, did notice the Hyuga Clan's retired elder acting as the proxy sending Hizashi Hyuga disgusted glances.

This matter is well known in the village and honestly, the more Hiroshi spoke about the Hyuga traditions, the more annoyed he felt how such a clan could even exist in the village despite his grandfather and granduncle being the first two kages and that's when Hiroshi implied how dangerously powerful political situations tend to be.

'If I became a Kage... I would immediately stop that... but Hiroshi is right. If a Kage actually intervenes in the well-established traditions of the clans that do not cross the lowest lines of the village administration then it would instinctively worry other clans... but this is just slavery at this point in the name of protecting their Kekkei Genkai. If it's like this, why haven't the Uchiha Clan started to protect their Sharingans in such a manner, too?'

As this thought occurs to Nawaki, he begins to wonder if the famed rival of the Senju considered this fact, too. It's hard not to. After all, you can never be too cautious in this bloody world. Just the stories of the previous war are enough to indicate this.

"Hmm, all seems to be in order. There are some new faces this time but nothing that's not unexceptional," Hiruzen smiles calmly and nods at Nawaki with blatant approval. The boy did keep his wits around and while not TRULY standing out or overflowing with limitless talent like a rare few gems that have emerged in these 20-30 years, Nawaki had learned to be steadfast. That's a quality needed by every shinobi.

"Ehm, while everyone is present, I would like to bring light on some matters."

Hizashi coughs softly and begins right before the cusp of the completion of this week's meeting. While Hiruzen looks at the youth deeply, the Uchiha advisor and proxy glance at each other discreetly.

"What else must we discuss?" The Hyuga elder comments sourly with a cold expression, "Although an advisor, Hizashi, you must learn to respect your senior advisors. Do you see them interrupting meetings in this manner?"

Hizashi merely retains his stoic expression despite the brief disgust flickering in his pale violet-grey, pupilless eyes. Instead, he looks at the Hokage, "I have been contacted by a Shinobi who is deeply threatened by one of the noble clans of our village."

The allegation itself makes many proxies in the meeting frown. It's not rare for their power and goals to be accomplished in a less 'savory' manner. But none has ever brought such a situation above the table.

Leaning forward with his elbows on the table, revealing that he is willing to let Hizashi continue, Hiruzen questions, "I value such inputs. But these matters are also needed to be backed by solid evidence."

"Or reputable witnesses, I'm aware, Lord Third. That's why I bring one of the most unquestionable and trustworthy witnesses. I believe that he serves directly for you. The nature of it remains unaware."

'So he is an Anbu,' Nawaki notes internally. Anbu members, at least, most of them are known to the more influential members of the village but openly calling them out is an act of a traitor and is highly incriminating. Even Hizashi, as an advisor, must tread this line calmly.

"Hmm, I see. Explain the situation more clearly," Hiruzen commands softly.

"Sir." Hizashi nods and looks at his distant uncle who, despite reaching his early nineties, still refuses to kick the bucket, "The man in question is Mukai Kohinata. He is currently enjoying his very deserving vacation but agreed to appear for this act of corruption after he realized how he will be helping the village as a whole. As a human, personally, this Shinobi has set a new level of admiration for me."

The name instantly makes a few furrow their brows. This name is not unfamiliar to them.

The elites of the village can be categorized into two levels.

The first category is those who are likely candidates for the position of Kage. The Three Sannins, White Fang, Wicked Eye Fugaku, and Legacy Guardian Kai all fall into this category.

The second category or elites are low-key and lower in number, too. Their strength is directly acknowledged by the Hokage and they are all part of the Anbu. For instance, Hokage's son, Enma Sarutobi or Mukai Kohinata. Of course, there are a few more names but they are far too distant from politics. They live to serve the village's interest, that's all.

"Mukai..." Hiruzen mutters the name with a touch of appreciation, making it clear that this individual is very valued as Hizashi speaks, "This man is threatened by none other than the Patriarch of Hyuga Clan, my elder brother, Hiashi Hyuga."

"Nonsense!" The Hyuga Elder instantly snaps and stands while slamming his wrinkled palm on the table, shocking the other proxies in the process. Pointing at Hizashi with his other hand, the elder coughs, and snarls, "You wretched thing–"

"Apprehend my Uncle," Hizashi calmly interrupts and directs, "And be gentle. He is aged. I shall speak for the Hyuga Clan to not be charged with disgracing penalties for your actions. Please inform Hiashi Hyuga to arrive and notify Mukai Kohinata to be present by this time, too... is that alright, Lord Third?"

Shooting the old elder, whose words are caught between his angered wheezes, a displeased stare, Hiruzen nods calmly, "That's fine with me. As for the rest of you, if you feel that your leaders must be present, inform them now. This meeting will continue after 20 minutes. As for the Hyuga Clan, they will not face any penalties. Escort the elder away."

Anbu and the other proxies except Nawaki move quickly while the boy is still considering what to do. Eventually, Hiruzen looks at him and smiles, "Nawaki-kun, these matters don't often emerge in these meetings. Feel free to contact Tsunade."

Nawaki nods obediently and leaves, too.

Only the Inuzuka Matriarch, the three advisors, and the Nara Head remain.

At this point, Hiruzen looks at the Inuzuka matriarch with some curiosity. The woman is already in her late forties but has refused to give birth to anyone after Tsume. Well... only one man ever did bear the woman's 'rough' techniques but once it became clear how torturous she loves making the progress, many others stopped courting her, too.

"How is Tsume-kun doing? Is she managing around her team—"

"Be straight with me, Lord Third. If you must know, my disappointment has yet to get Kai down her kennel. Makes me wonder where I failed in teaching her. She does train with him a lot so she's the best Chunin from the clan."

Hiruzen almost chokes. There is a reason why the Matriarch of this clan often attends instead of the proxy...

The Inuzuka Clan does not mince their words... and somethings... some phrases just feel less offensive when it's the matriarch speaking them and not the proxy.

As expected, the remaining members instantly feel more awkward even when the conflict that Hizashi sparked had yet to begin!

Alternate Title: You're a Fucking Disappointment.

– Soldier Boy.

A/N: She didn't fail as a parent... Kai just won as a human... technically... barely... by a thin margin.

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Today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow are going to be extremely busy for me. I'm not the kind to go out of house even for christmas but Lohri is different... as in all my cousins will raid my room and witness the stains no one ever should... so I have to go out and meet others, for once... annually.

Not that I dislike it. I mean, it's kites.

Even now, as we speak, I haven't returned home and am buying stuff for the cousin coming from different states. That's not all, my cousin sister is also having her reception here so it's going to be busy three days. I will try to write stuff... but I have yet to get a chance.

But do rest assured, I am already in my form to write stuff quickly once more as seen with the divine, albeit, tiring ability to update 3 chaps every day, lol.

Once again, Happy Lohri to all of you and if you're really want to try something new... try H games or maybe... just maybe... a trap. And if you do, let me know how it feels so that I can write about it eventually, the trap, I mean.

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In the last three months since their training began, this might as well be the greatest test that Team 6 has been issued. And to make the matters worse, this test, according to their Sensei, is merely the lowest of low in his standards. There are three more layers of the test they must pass to be considered 'adequate' in his eyes.

Although the hospital halls are well-ventilated and the sweet summer morning barely brought any extreme heat, Kurenai, Konan, and Shizune couldn't help but feel extremely cold. They aren't allowed to discuss after the exam, their Sensei ordered them to. The three of them wanted to discuss the answers they wrote so much!

SO DAMN MUCH!

After all, it's a natural reaction to affirm the answers after a test. That's a basic human condition that Kai knew damn well to use against the precious student he spent three months on. He trained them from basic chakra control all over to gradually better taijutsu, shurikenjutsu, kenjutsu, and bojutsu. In fact, according to the known knowledge about their sensei, Bojutsu is the last thing he should know. But this versatility, while admirable in their Sensei, happens to be an overbearing burden for the three of them.

But while they felt they would be berated once they brought up this topic, Kai instead gave them concise pointers on their specialties and recommended them the weapons they would be good at.

Kurenai adopted Kunai.

Shizune adopted Senbons.

And Konan adopted Shurikens.

Compared to Nono, Mikoto, and Kushina who excelled in Kenjutsu, this certainly brought a refreshing change of pace for Kai.

Yet, their most difficult training wasn't with Taijutsu or Bukijutsu. No...

It was going through scrolls and books on medical terms and biological conditions.

Kai was determined to make each one of his students a practitioner of Iryonin. He saw that potential in them and most definitely wanted to unearth all of it.

But he knew on a first-hand basis how hard it is to motivate them for this. So, he locked the possibility of higher-ranking missions behind the results of their tests.

There are four levels.

The first one allows Team 6 to tackle C-Rank missions.

The second one allows them to jump to B-Rank missions.

The third one allows them to dive into A-Rank missions.

And finally, the fourth one allows them to S-Rank mission.

To be fair, Kai has no authority over S-Ranked missions but his team doesn't need to know it, right?

As the trio sat outside with heavy expressions, the door in the distance within the hallway opens up to reveal a group of genins walking out while chatting among themselves.

The moment they see Team 6 sitting in distinct silence without Kurenai and Konan at each other's throats, someone from the group breaks off and walks in their direction.

"Did you give the test another go?" Rin smiles and greets the trio. Many genins who have applied to become the medic of their team need to visit the hospital for theoretical classes daily aside from their basic training and missions.

Aside from Rin, a certain white-haired kid with a mask covering the lower half of his face watches them silently as he walks at his own pace and sets himself apart from the group.

But even when Rin greeted them, the trio only look at her awkwardly. Their lips part and close but they do not speak anything in the end.

"Is it a rule? I heard Mikoto Sensei saying that he likes to create new rules to instill discipline..." Kakashi finally questions, his curiosity takes the better of him. The moment he arrives, Rin quickly presses her lips together for a moment to moisten them more than they already are while the trio looks at the 'First' of Kai's fanbase.

Kakashi has always aimed for Kai as his goal. He became a Chunin almost as quick as Kai and now he is learning most of the things available to him that Kai learned himself. With Mikoto being one of the better Iryo-nin practitioners, it was merely a matter of time before Kakashi asked to be taught medical knowledge, too, effectively becoming his team's deadliest medic while Anya, who was supposed to take this role chose other Shinobi arts because she sucked at studying.

Another voice answers Kakashi with a chuckle, "I did," Kai walks out from the office that has Nagato's name on it and looks at the five of them with a raised eyebrow, "Studying are we? I went over through some of your preliminary reports from the doctors teaching you. Rin, you could be doing a bit better if you stop focusing on your lips, hmm... and your brows?"

Kai leans down in the distance as if focusing on her face while the brunette's face heats up and she pouts, "Kai-san, are you supposed to look through our reports?"

"Kakashi," Kai looks at the youth whose fervency in training, despite his stoicism and dad-bot, is second only to a pair of father and son in green jumpsuits, "Am I supposed to look through your reports?"

Kakashi looks thoughtful for a moment while Kurenai is already feeling jittery. She KNOWS the correct answer but as long as Kai doesn't show his team their scores, they cannot speak.

How torturous!

How shameless!

A passing glance in her direction makes it clear to Kurenai that Kai knew well what he is doing.

"If nobody can catch you breaking the rules... then nobody can pin the blame on you," Kakashi finally responds and Kai snorts a chuckle. This IS the right answer but in Kai's book, he must teach every kid who comes his way so retorts, "It's concerning how your first thought is something so despicable. I meant I am Tsunade's Legacy Guardian. I have authority on this hospital lower only to her and the Hokage... I'll have a chat with Mikoto and Sakumo-san once he returns from his sandy ventures and a fistful of new comedic twists."

Kakashi's mouth hung open under his mask while Team 6 roll their eyes. They are well-versed with their Sensei to some extent.

At this point, out of a sudden, Kurenai forms a seal and scoffs openly.

This is all the hint Konan and Shizune need to do the same while Kakashi and Rin are still confused.

Instead of answering them, Shizune forms another seal and walks over to the duo before tapping their foreheads.

Instantly, the 'Kai' in front of them disappears as the voice from behind the door snickers, "Well done, really. Now you can come inside and take a look at your scores."

"It... was a genjutsu?"

Rin is reasonably shaken while Kakashi feels no better that he didn't notice it himself.

This also encourages him to observe the trio in front of him.

'At least... Chunins. All of them...'

This somewhat frustrates Kakashi internally. He has asked Mikoto to be as tough on him as Kai is on his genin teams... but despite the lack of any stellar accomplishments, Team 6 is somehow growing at a breakneck pace— be it theoretical or practical applications!

'Is it... because I'm still not doing enough?' He is self-aware enough to know that this cannot be right. He may not be as crazy as his 'rival' but he certainly puts in a lot of work. A lot.

But all his and Rin's thoughts are suppressed as they see a familiar red-haired youth with a white lab coat over his body holding a stack of paper. Meanwhile, Kai is...

Lying on the couch with a calm expression and his eyes closed. But his team, as trained to do so, quickly notices the somewhat strained vein over his temple and the tip of his index fingers twitching at times.

"Boss— ehm, Kai-san wants me to discuss your paper with you. I understand that this test is authorized by Tsunade-sama and will clear you for advanced medical knowledge held in the hospital. And I will also take your doubts and query. Kakashi-san, Rin-san, if you'd like, I can clear your doubts, if any, while you're still here."

Nagato, Yahiko, and Kakashi are one of the few genins who graduated early with Nagato being the oldest and his story being the 'best' from all three of the Ame Orphans who were brought to Konoha.

Unlike Yahiko and Konan, Nagato has devoted his life to making healing others easier and is constantly trying to improvise on the current standards of Iryonin using his spectacular talent in Fuin.

Compared to everyone in their batch, Nagato may as well be the most well-known of the bunch.

Seeing the five of them take their seats, Nagato first hands a collection of papers to Shizune and reveals, "You passed. You got a score of 31 out of 50. I was quite impressed that you managed to get the 15th question right. Kai-san did want me to add a few tricky questions but... it's really just biology at this point and not medicine. It's hard being creative without ruining the perception of the body."

Shizune lets out a sigh and groans finally, "Huff... I can finally talk... and go to C-ranked missions."

"It's your third time giving this test, right?" Rin questions.

"Yes," Shizune smiles wryly, "We failed the first two times..."

Saying this, Shizune looks at Konan and Kurenai with a bit of hope.

In reality, the situation is that all three must pass simultaneously and while Shizune cleared this test last month... Kurenai and Konan did not.

But Shizune has always been more tolerant and compromising when compared to Konan and Kurenai.

"Can I see it?" Kakashi requests and Shizune hands him the papers. Rin looks at Kakashi and then leans over to look at the papers, too while Kai suddenly clears his throat, "Sit your ass back down and focus on your studies. Nagato, hand her your original questionnaire."

Rin's face is beet red at this point and she looks in Kai's direction with more than just annoyance.

She would, at times, tag along with her Chunin Sensei Tsume to learn from Kai about Iryonin while Tsume herself trains with Kai. Of course, Kai had his fun while teasing the shit out of the purple-marked brunette.

"I WAS trying to read. And your eyes are closed, how are you even seeing?" She quickly defends herself and glances at Kakashi but the youth is focused on the paper with his brows furrowed.

"When my eyes are closed, I see everything," Kai hums while Nagato brings over another paper for Rin with an awkward smile, "Here, Rin-san."

While Rin had a bellyful of annoyance she wished to vent upon the strangely 'tired' Legacy Guardian, her brows are soon locked into a frown, too, as she reads through this difficult exam.

'This is just the first level?'

Rin and Kakashi are shocked internally.

Meanwhile, Nagato looked at Konan who instantly flinches nervously. Nagato rarely felt awkward around Konan or Yahiko. They are a family. Siblings, even. Adopting a much more prominent smile, Nagato shook his head, "You need 50% to pass... Konan..."

A look of disappointment flashes in the blue cinnamon's amber hues as even Kurenai and Shizune exhale soft sighs.

"You passed. 25 out of 50."

Nagato snickers and hand her the paper, causing Konan's eyes to snap wide open, "I did?... I... I did!"

She snatches the paper from Nagato and once she confirms her score, she instantly looks at Kurenai, "I passed. And so did Shizune... now we can only be held back for one reason."

The pressure on Kurenai doubles and she breaks out in cold sweat. Getting her answers right is a passion of hers... but she enjoys Genjutsu and other Shinobi arts more than medical terms of the body.

She watches quietly as Nagato gives her the paper at last and smiles, "Congratulations, Kurenai-san, you passed, too. You got a score of 26."

Kurenai's expression stills and then her gaze snaps in Konan's direction.

"I did better!"

"Just by a point!"

"In real life, only a point makes a difference between life and—"

Before Kurenai could finish righteously, Kai scoffs out loud and sits up, "None of you know about killing at this moment, and learn from Shizune. You outdid both of you but is calmer."

Matching his gaze, Konan and Kurenai lower their heads.

Looking at Nagato, Kai grins, "Thanks for helping out these three months. I owe you one. If you get stuck in your research, feel free to fetch me."

Nagato's expression instantly brightens and he nods.

Looking at Kakashi and Rin, Kai then continues, "You can take the paper home and try to solve it yourself. I only need one questionnaire to go through with my team to clear their mistakes later. But right now, I suppose I can treat you three to a good meal."

Team 6 instantly moves out while Kai nods at Nagato once more appreciatively. Before he leaves, he sends an amusing glance at Rin. She instantly puckers her lips in anger when he snickers once more, "Study, yeah? When Tsume was your age, all she had in mind was beating or... well, biting and clawing the competition away."

As Kai leaves, Kakashi speaks up, "Nagato-san, please help me understand these points..."

Nagato nods at the request since he did offer pointers while Rin begins to take things seriously, too.

After all, even in her own team, Obito could get stronger once he activates his sharingan and Guy is rare talent when it comes to taijutsu.

She needs to learn new and better things to pull her weight around.

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"Hah? Do you really want me to return? I think all the Clan Heads will be there," Nawaki questions Tsunade with an incredulous expression while she stamps a piece of paper before returning to the report and dutifully going through it without looking up. Nono herself is as busy as a bee. Being one of the administrative leaders of a clan as large and influential as the Senju Clan is no easy matter.

"Why not?" Tsunade hums, "The quicker you force yourself to sit with the real deals, the better. I know you want to be the Hokage but to have that seat, you have to start preparing from a young age or... you know, you'll end up like Grandfather or Granduncle."

Nawaki instantly takes great offense in that as he questions with a pout, "What's wrong with that?"

Still not looking up, Tsunade chuckles, "I thought Hiroshi would have given you a detailed account of how Lord First and Second had everything under their expertise except political ingenuity."

"But Granduncle—" Before Nawaki could finish, Tsunade looks up with a calm smile, "I'm not saying they were bad. But I want you to try and be better. Even if not a Kage, then the best leader the clan has ever seen. If not that, then even a stronger shinobi should suffice for me. But you want to be a Kage and for great motivation at that. After so much time administrating over the clan, I know that the past is merely a benchmark for us. We don't follow it but build and refine it. Got it?"

Nawaki looks dazed before he nods with exceptional determination and leaves.

Meanwhile, Nono finally snorts a chuckle, "That's the dumbest thing I've heard today, Clone-sama... and I heard Kushina shouting that the Kyubi hates its ass getting slapped through her own cheeks... I mean, that sweet tomato should have known it only gave Kai more incentive."

"Oh, pipe down," Tsunade's clone scoffs and rolls her eyes.

"I believe I don't have the necessary equipment," Nono giggles, annoying the clone like usual.

--

Nawaki sat in the 'den' while keeping his head a little lower. Unlike the few proxies who did treat him a little warmly, all the Clan Heads continued to busy themselves with either keeping their eyes closed or even snacking when it comes to the Akimichi Clan's Head.

They barely glanced at him. The most striking of them, at this moment, is a man with a striking resemblance to the elder who raised these charges against the Hyuga Clan.

Wearing a sober dark grey outfit with a brown haori over it, Hiashi Hyuga kept a cold stare on his younger twin the entire time. Tensions are most definitely high.

But, the center of attraction isn't either of the twins. It's a young man, 16 years old this year with a slightly sickly complexion. Nawaki himself is 18 but he has never heard of this man before today. An initial investigation also only showed a few results but this is to be expected if this man is part of the anbu corps.

"Mukai Kohinata, how has my clan threatened you?" Hiashi narrows his eyes and turns his attention to the youth, "If memory serves me right, we have never had any conflicts with you."

Frowning, Mukai looks at Hizashi who nods reassuringly, and then he takes a deep breath. But instead of answering, he pushes his hand into his pocket. Everyone grows alert for a moment but then Mukai takes out a packet of cigarettes as he coughs softly, "Apologies... confrontation makes me quite restless. This is to calm my nerves."

As if anyone would believe him. A man that was the youngest Jonin before Kai with merits so 'honorable' that they are kept under wraps by Hokage himself would definitely not feel threatened by such a gathering. Instead, it's almost ridiculous to think how such a youth with great prospects is addicted to one of the worse vices this world has to offer.

After lighting up his cigarette, Mukai takes a relaxing breath and looks at Hokage, "Lord Third, there is a reason why I could serve this village well. Words are only going to prolong the anxiousness that I constantly feel on the back of my neck which drove me into the arms of nicotine but... the best way to 'show' why I am threatened by the Hyuga Clan is simple."

The youth's left eye shifted slightly. Its original dark irides diluted to paler pigments. His left pupil seems to have lost its depth, too, and began to turn equally white as the veins near his left eye socket begin to bulge out.

A...

Byakugan!

Meanwhile, a strand of hair resting on Nawaki's head twitches for a moment and disappears in a blink of an eye without any presence noted by the shocked individuals in the meeting.

--

'Damn... almost got caught...' Kai picks up a piece of fried wings and chomps it down as his team ravishes the large and lavish spread of food.

Things like watching what they ate and HOW they ate was a concept flung away when your Sensei is a freak who would train you and then lead you to complete two D-Ranked missions every day for three months straight! They had to learn how to stuff as much nutrition as they can into their mouths as quickly as possible.

"Sensei," chewing through her meal, Kurenai raises her head, "What kind of mission will you take us on tomorrow? Are we expected to complete C-Ranked missions every day?"

Chuckling, Kai places his attention on the team while making sure that the six wooden clones sparring with themselves, Kushina, and Tsunade don't suddenly make him lash out here instinctively. It took him three months to get to the stage where he can control 6 clones adequately but the higher the number of clones, the greater the mental fortitude needed to add another clone to the roster.

"We'll see if you guys can handle multiple C-Ranked missions after your first one... it will be a simple one for you, that I promise. But I advise that you all sleep early and prepare well for tomorrow. Kurenai, you still have a dad, right? Be sure to spend some time with him... you may not return from the mission."

The girls flinch and look at Kai with a shocked expressions who calmly ate his meal.

"Sensei... didn't you just say it will be easy?" Shizune gulps.

"I did."

"Then why..." Kurenai feels the atmosphere of their private room turn a bit heavier at the moment as their Jonin Sensei narrows his gaze, "Oh, the three of you won't die. It would be a great disservice to my teachings if a C-ranked mission took you out... but as I said, it's merely advice. You can choose not to follow it. Now that I think about it... eat a whole lot now. You won't be eating tomorrow."

"Why?" Even Konan feels inexplicably scared seeing Kai act this way. He's lost his smile by now and a stoic look covers his face. The joy of finally upgrading to a higher-ranked mission suddenly turned into a pit of uneasiness and uncertainty for the trio.

"It's just a hunch," Kai remarks, "I know Kushina had trouble eating during our... necessary mission. On the other hand, I slept like a baby."

"Are... we going to kill... someone?" Shizune questions softly as Kai shrugs, "We'll see tomorrow."

Kai was more than happy to turn their joy to ashes as they soon left the restaurant. It was a moment of kindness from his side. Even Kai couldn't bear to just spring the fact on them that they need to cross a line this time around. After all, it's hard not to care when you invest yourself completely for months.

Instead of returning to Senju Compound with Konan after their meal, Kai chooses to pick a random training ground and lie on the ground while looking at the wide sky.

'Mukai Kohinata... even I never thought he'd have a Byakugan... but this all smells like a pile of shit. An Anbu like him would never come forward if Hiruzen didn't want him to. If I can understand this much, others will, too... a good thing my clone jumped ships from Nono to Nawaki after he came to inform Tsunade's clone. That man made of white cum is observing the meeting, too... the patterns are clear. That strange fuck roaming in the ground is way more interested in the Uchiha Clan... and Kushina. No, the Kyubi.'

Kai thinks about everything silently.

Just because he tends to know more doesn't mean he must act on everything. Instead, he would watch things unfold at times. The necessary Shadow Clones are already planted so he isn't overly worried either.

'Now that I think about it, a few spies from Kumo are becoming restless, too. The Uchiha Police is showing signs of coordinating their forces more over these few months.'

Kai is soon brought out of his thoughts when a rather unaccustomed visitor intrudes upon his rest.

"Yata-san," Kai smiles and sits up as he greets his father-in-law, who should be present in the meeting. So this is most likely a shadow clone.

Greeting back with a collected smile, Yata looks around, "It's rare to see you without anyone else around. It's my understanding that you spend every second of the day trying to approach those younger than you."

"Well, that's how your daughter taught me," Kai shrugs and stands up with a groan while Yata didn't seem to hold any offense for the fire jutsu Kai just blasted with his words.

"This isn't really a good place to talk. Using your Hiraishin to bring us somewhere more private is better," Yata muses while looking around.

Interested in what really is going on, Kai agrees to the sentiment and extends his hand to shake the man's hand.

The moment they connect, their bodies disappear and reappear within the Uzumaki Manor's sealed training chambers.

--

"Enough!" With greater force backing his words, Hiashi calmly cuts off the meeting while staring at Mukai, "I and the Hyuga Clan will not entertain this joke any longer. Mukai Kohinata will be branded by the caged seal. It is his duty to be bound to the main family."

"Is that so?" Inuzuka matriarch snickers, "I thought everyone directly under Hokage is only to be marked by the Will of Fire Seal."

"This does not have to go beyond reason," The Aburame Clan Head interjects, "Mukai may as well hand over his byakugan to the Hyuga Clan if he does not wish the seal and marry into the clan to prevent any issues that cause instability to the village."

Nawaki watched the scene unfold.

The Nara-Yamanaka-Akimichi clan group believed that Mukai did not need to give up his independence or his gifts. This is most certainly to make sure that they can get leverage over the Hyuga Clan. The Uchiha Clan falls into the same camp alongside Inuzuka. On the other hand, supporting Hyuga Clan is Aburame Clan but by now everyone is aware that there is more depth to this conspiracy targeting the Hyuga Clan.

Nawaki, obviously, did not speak out impulsively. Who would want to?

"This is no joke. I believe that the Hyuga Clan cannot oppress everyone they feel the need to imprison with their seals," Hizashi scoffs and retorts calmly, "Lord Third, Mukai Kohinata's case and many other branch member's cases have made sure that the Hyuga Clan contributes less to the village than they take."

Adjusting his hat as the slightest bit of his chakra leaks out to exert a sense of pressure in the meeting room, Hiruzen calmly questions, "We have heard all opinions. It's about time we hear actual methods to resolve this that can be agreed upon by the members present in this room... or I must step in."

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Yata and Kai sat across each other while the latter waited for his father-in-law to begin with whatever he had on his mind.

Looking around the room for a while as his onyx pupils are already red with three tomoes embedded within, Yata makes sure that there is no recording device of any kind, or at least, not any contraption he can sense.

"Why don't I have any grandkids yet?" Yata looks at Kai with a frown, "I had Mikoto with her mother when I was quite young. You do understand that every mission is a gambit on a shinobi's life, right?"

Kai, thoroughly stunned that the first topic of conversation would be of this nature, retorts, "Is this really your concern?" He scoffs and adds, "And that's a weird thing to ask from me."

A little confused, Yata tilts his head sideways, "I believe you do understand how the traditional nobles build their 'family', right? Children bring a great form of bond between a man and his many lovers. While your 'thing' with Senju Tsunade is ambiguous if the word in the village is to be trusted, you have an official relationship with my daughter. And a child or two before marriage is not unseen, especially in cases like yours."

'Is this the 'talk'?' Kai wondered deeply before realizing that this 'talk' was more of a management one instead of safety for sexual activities... the father-in-law did not discourage the latter one bit...

Cringing internally at the newfound sensation, Kai groans before replying, "We don't want kids. We're both—"

"If you feel that you are irresponsible for it, you should let your in-laws handle it," Yata smiles 'amicably', "We have made it clear that your children are yours to raise without any clan indoctrination, but you have all the support you can expect. Is it not better to leave a way behind... before another war?"

Silent for a moment, Kai furrows his brows and questions, "You're worried for me?"

As if hearing the greatest joke, Yata throws his head back and begins to laugh out loud unlike his usual calm demeanor.

"Not you," Yata wheezes for a few short seconds and slowly calms himself. In the end, sighing softly, he adds, "I worry for Mikoto."

To explain his worries properly, Yata continues, "In the previous war, originally, we were supposed to stay put in the village as the police force. But many things unraveled, later on, didn't they? We even participated in the war and caused a lot of destruction to Kumogakure. We could hold off the war front set in the Land of Hot Water for two reasons— Sharingan and Unexpectedness.

But when the next war arrives... we will be expected to participate. In fact, many youngsters would want to voluntarily... they have only witnessed the reputation one gains in war and not the atrocities one must commit."

Looking at Kai seriously, he adds in a knowing tone, "Atrocities that the both of us have committed. That's why I could never treat you as a kid. Survivors of war... are not kids. But Mikoto is still a kid. Mine, in fact. And many other Uchiha kids... are my responsibility, too. And they will be targeted during the coming war. Kumo and Iwa are two forces that rarely let go of such opportunities. It won't be an overreaction to consider that the recent conflict around the Seven-Tails in the village hidden in the waterfall is an attempt to quicken the conflicts to wage another war."

Many others held the same belief as Yata that even this 'conflict' between Iwa and Kumo is a ruse. But the fact that Iwa is down by one Jinchuriki is the truth so the majority still believes that Iwa would aim to capture a Jinchuriki for themselves in this war.

"And with their preparations, saving lives is questionable... but they do not want lives. The Uchiha clan has seals that nullify a Shinobi's reproductive capabilities. Mikoto has such a seal and I'm no different. But our eyes are still unprotected... unlike the Hyuga Clan's seals."

"Even if you ask someone to create a seal similar to the cages seal of the Hyuga clan... can you really trust that it won't backfire?" Kai cuts in, "Part of the reason why the Uchiha Clan never spent a large number of resources to develop such a seal is that you got the live example of how things could turn out."

Looking at Kai deeply, Yata questions, "What if the situation changes?"

Furrowing his brows, the youth inquires in return, "Is it going to change?"

This would certainly explain the things Kai witnessed in the meeting but why would Yata be involved in this?

As this thought emerged within Kai, he recalled Fugaku's wedding... Hizashi was invited then.

"The situation will change," Yata replies with certainty, "But how this situation concludes is not upto the Hyuga Clan, really. They just want a change. Any change for them is better than this slavery they have been enduring all this time."

"So, it's upto to Hokage?" Kai questions.

"Upto the Uchiha clan and you." Yata chuckles.

--

"I wish to propose that we set a round of discussion involving every clan— major and minor— to stop Hyuga Clan's inhumane traditions once and for all. Traditions and values keep a Shinobi's character in check but the Hyuga Clan has always taken this to the next step while hiding behind notions of traditions. If the Hyuga Clan wish for a Branch Family, they must follow the same methods as other Clans, and even then, the Branch Family is not to be under the Main Family's control."

Hiashi snaps back, "It IS Tradition! The fact that YOU are trying to bite back at the clan the moment the Clan removed the seal from your head shows how ungrateful you really are, Hizashi!"

"Tch, Calm your tits," The Inuzuka matriarch suddenly scoffs and questions, "I want to know more about what Advisor Hizashi just said. If the Inuzuka Clan can stop fucking bitches and dogs then it's a given that Hyuga Clan is capable of stopping their malpractices... but why doesn't it follow the usual norms of Main and Branch Family?"

Hiashi's expression shifts slightly while the Yamanaka Clan head snickers, "Ah, that's a rude thing to ask especially when one twin is in Main Family and the other one in the Branch Faction... even my clan has two families but that's only to divide the workforce. Even the Senju Clan's branch family comprises civilians that support the main family. This practice, after all, was created by Lord Second."

It's no secret that most of the administrative traditions that help the village even now including the shinobi academy were devised by Tobirama Senju, a talent in no way lower than the God of Shinobi when it comes to everything except the pure display of power.

"Lord Hokage, this involves our Clan's secret," Hiashi turns to look at Hiruzen and questions meaningfully, "Are all clans expected to divulge such information just because of a third party's intrigue?"

"This kind of knowledge can be kept to yourself, of course," Hiruzen replies calmly, "But I have to consider the options stated by other clans. Advisor Hizashi has spoken correctly. If even the Senju and Uchiha clan is not a participant in these practices... why must the Hyuga Clan be treated differently?"

"Because our clan has contributed constantly to the village," Hiashi clearly seemed agitated the more he spoke, and seeing the young patriarch 'unravel', many other experienced clan heads wished to poke more into the matter. But Aburame Clan genuinely desired stability since they were at the cusp of another Shinobi war.

But it would not do the Aburame Clan Head or Advisor to suggest the same thing constantly. They have already pitched their idea but Hiruzen's action of subtly ignoring that suggestion has already sent a clear message. The Hokage DOES want to deal with this situation in a more concrete manner but he cannot directly change any tradition of the clan— only the combined influence of other clans can.

That's why Hizashi suggested a meeting of all the clans.

While Hiashi spoke of the Hyuga Clan's contributions, Yata interjected with a calm smile, "If I have a great contribution, can I kill anyone without repercussions? Or are you suggesting that only the Hyuga Clan's contributions can be converted into tokens for slavery? At the very least, don't disrespect everyone's intelligence."

"I have nothing but respect for everyone present," Hiashi remarks with a gloomy expression, "But Lord First and Second has always treated our clan's agreement with equal respect. I will not let my clan's traditions vanish in my generation!"

"This is no longer about sacred traditions but a question of traditions treading the border of malpractice," Nara Clan Head sighs with exhaustion clear in his expression, "Advisor Hyuga has constantly shown with his actions that he intends to support the village. Over the years of his tenure, he has rooted out many spies and hotspots of corruption left by the Nukenin Danzo."

Danzo's bandaged image instantly emerged within the back of everyone's heads as Hiruzen's expression grew flat.

"On the other hand, as Advisor Hyuga stated, Hyuga Clan's 'traditions' suppress the otherwise talented and force them to serve the Main Family instead of the village. I suppose it is time that we discuss this issue once and for all. And... with how the conflicts are increasing outside the borders, we must tackle this situation properly and quickly so that the enemies may not use this as a weakness."

Everyone grew silent at this point and considered their positions seriously.

Nara, Yamanaka, and Akimichi, from the looks of things, will support Hizashi. And with how Nara Clan Head— Shikudo Nara, constructed his words, it's clear that many were thinking of erasing the root of this conflict once and for all.

At this moment, in a 'timely' manner, Mukai spoke up. He had remained silent the entire time but he was clear about when to speak. After all, he was informed that such a situation will eventually rise.

"Lord Third, I'm a little confused. I may not know... about the underlying meaning of words since I'm not expected to in the first place but wouldn't the situation change if the seal of the Hyuga Clan is altered? If my Dojutsu is protected and I'm not subject to slavery... then I would fall under the Hyuga name without any question while still performing my duties."

Hiashi shouts at this moment, "And you expect the Clan to just hand our secrets? That is unacceptable! Besides, our seal was created during the Warring Era. Even we cannot alter it and the only person who COULD is the same person who became the first Jinchuriki," sneering at this point, Hiashi concludes, "And Mito Uzumaki is dead."

Hiruzen has a tight frown at this point. The old man discreetly glances at Yata who still keeps a calm expression and then Hiruzen looks at Hizashi who doesn't show any change in his expression, too.

'Do we really need to see things through drastic measures?' Hiruzen sighs and wished for a 'reply' from the other side.

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"You want me to create a seal for your Dojutsu similar to the Hyuga's Seal?" Kai muses with a plain expression.

The 'story' Yata spun was... inspiring. Well, it certainly inspired Kai to lie even more since his elders held nothing back!

Yata started by fussing over his daughter and future grandkids saying that they could change the overall situation if Kai formed a seal similar to the Caged Seal and then slowly root out the issue within the Hyuga Clan. It would be a great merit and would help Kai to become Hokage...

The thing is...

Kai would have believed most of it if he wasn't present in the meeting for a short bit and knew that this Yata in front of him is possibly a clone.

But again... has Kai ever been the one to jump to conclusions? Well, maybe... sometimes— RARELY!

But this isn't one of those moments. And he isn't even the kind to feel butthurt by this 'betrayal.' People lie— which is the truth ironically. Instead, Kai chose to understand WHY his father-in-law is lying to him.

After all, what would Yata gain by lying to him... nothing.

There is literally nothing to gain.

From having the seal that is created by Kai himself which would give the youth an edge to helping him become the Hokage... Yata gains nothing personally. Not in some malicious manner, at least.

'So... the opposite could be true? He isn't going out of his way to hurt me but trying to assist in some manner. Without informing me itself.'

Alternate Title: Kai Chose To NOT Be Edgy!! Heresy!

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