Child of nature and a jester

This story was inspired by two things. The first being some of FunahoMisaki's harry potter stories. The second being harrison isley-quinn.

Hope you enjoy this story

Prologue

There was a five year old little girl that was being chased by her 'cousin'. She had red hair the color of flame, with some blonde running along the edge of her hair. The hair went down to her shoulders. She had a forest green iris in her left eye and a really pale blue iris in her right eye. The girl was naturally really athletic, but, surprisingly, she also had an affinity for plants and different weapons. The girl was currently wearing tight shorts and a tight shirt. The clothes were just tight enough so that when she hung upside-down she would not show people anything inappropriate. Yet, the clothes were loose enough to give her a sense of comfort.

"Come ON, dudders. Don't you wanna catch me?" the girl taunted him. Dudley, having been exhausted due to the chase, decided to throw all he had into a desperate bullrush. The girl simply backflipped onto a tree branch that hung well above the ground. "Oh, poor poor dudders who was too slow. Hmm, perhaps i should call you 'piggy'?" the girl taunted. In answer to her taunting, dudley collapsed to the ground.

"*giggle*, too bad, piggy. Perhaps next time," she said, before she stepped off the branch and landed on the ground. "See you at home, piggy," the girl taunted him as she walked back to the place she lived.

However, what no one realized, but her, is that where she currently lived, was not her home. She still remembered what happened, to get her landed in the closest thing to hell, outside of azkaban.

Flashback

"Congratulations, it's a girl," she heard a man say. She was wrapped in an incredibly soft forest green blanket that had red and blue splotches on it. I was then handed to a woman with green skin, green eyes and red hair. "She's beautiful," the redhead softly said in joy. "You're right about that, love," i heard another woman say. I turned to the other voice and saw a blonde woman with pale white skin and incredibly pale blue eyes.

I turned back to the redhead, and held a hand out to her, which she gently grasped. I held out my other hand to the blonde, and she also gently grabbed my hand. I cooed in happiness. "What shall we name her, love?" the blonde asked.

"How about tiamat isley-quinn?" the redhead asked. "Why tiamat?" the blonde asked. "I just have a feeling that our little girl is going to cause a LOT of chaos in the future. Hence the name tiamat, named after the dragon of chaotic karma," the redhead explained. "When you put it like that, it makes perfect sense, love," the blonde said.

"Our little tiamat isley-quinn," the two women said in harmony, lovingly.

Later that night

Someone walked in, while my mothers were sleeping. However, he waved an odd stick at them, then he came up to me. "Yes, you will do rather nicely, as my weapon, little girl. Or rather, emerald potter," the old man said rather sinisterly. I let loose my cries, hoping that ANYONE would come save me from the creepy old man. However, it was not to be. He simply picked me up, my special blanket lying open, and suddenly, i was somewhere and given to two people as the old man lied to them about me being their daughter.

The next morning (still in flashback)

The redhead and the blonde woke up sleepily. When they looked over where their daughter was SUPPOSED to be, they were suddenly WIDE awake. "Harley, where's our baby?" the redhead asked, her voice trembling as she fought to remain calm. "I don't know, pamela. Perhaps one of the doctors has her?" the blonde, revealed to be harley, answered her wife.

The redhead, revealed to be pamela, quickly pressed the button that would call a doctor to them. Once the doctor, they didn't even give the doctor a chance to speak, before "WHERE IS OUR DAUGHTER?!" they yelled at him.

Confused, the doctor looked where the girl was SUPPOSED to be. Seeing she wasn't there, he decided to answer them. "I don't know. I'll make a call to the other doctors," he said, before he unclipped the walkie-talkie from his belt. "Do any of the doctors have tiamat isley-quinn?" the doctor asked into the device. There were a chorus of 'no's' coming from the device. Harley went and grabbed their daughter's blanket, before both pamela and harley screamed in despair, tears running down their faces.

Scene change to me

I will freely admit that my time there was somewhat pleasant, if a bit weird. They performed tricks with those sticks of theirs and they looked like they wanted me to be happy. However, whenever i saw those sticks, all i felt was fear.

Then, two years later, the night came where my foster family was killed. As i sat there seeing my foster mother lying there and not moving, i simply cried for my real mothers. The ones i was STOLEN from.

Suddenly, there was a flash of green light, i passed out due to pain, and i wake up hours later, crying for my mothers, to the shriek of a woman about her 'freakish sister' before i was brought into the house.

Flashback end

I had been at my 'family's' house for a few hours now, inside my so-called bedroom. My bedroom was the boot cupboard under the stairs. "BITCH, COME HERE, NOW!" my 'uncle' yelled. I went to the living room. "Yes, uncle?" "we're going on vacation to gotham city, and you're coming with us, since that crazy lady with the cats is in the hospital, and we don't trust you to be alone by yourself" vernon grunted.

My face lit up with interest.

Gotham city, two weeks later

I was eagerly looking at all the interesting buildings. Suddenly, my 'uncle' dragged me to a quiet alley, where he slapped my face, with my 'aunt' and 'cousin' just sitting there, watching. Seeing the unrestrained glee of my 'relatives', i decided to not take their abuse any longer.

And so, with my eyes practically GLOWING with power, i called for nature to help me. "YOU BITCH! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" vernon ordered me. Instead, i just stood there while the dursleys were literally tied up by nature.

"Now that you can't do anything other than speak, we're going to talk, you animals," i said, insulting them at the same time. "Now, why do you hate me?" i asked. Because you're a freak, just like my sister and her husband," petunia said. "Oh. *giggle* i get it. *giggle* you believe lily and james to be my birth parents, do you not?" i asked.

"You are. That old freak made that quite clear," petunia retorted. "Actually, petunia, lily and james are NOT my birth parents," i said, shocking them. "The 'old freak' as you called him stole me from my crib the very night i was born, taking me from my actual family," i stated rather clearly. "Also, what i'm doing to hold you three in place is NOT magic. Instead, it is the power of nature," i explained, petting a vine that came to me, like it wanted attention.

"My mothers were a redhead that had green eyes, hair the color of fire and skin as green as chlorophyll. My other mother was a blonde woman with pale white skin and incredibly pale blue eyes," i explained. "So, it's time to say goodbye, animals," i said before the vines on their necks tightened until there was a sickening *pop* coming from the general area of their necks.

The plants dropped the bodies rather unceremoniously. "Thank you for your help," i said to the plants, before letting them go back to where they came from. I then left the alley, muttering "what to do, now?"

About a month later

At a certain garden

Harley and pamela were cuddling, holding the only thing they have left of their daughter, aside from a picture that was taken before the three of them went to sleep that night. Suddenly, batman appeared in front of them. However, he did NOT expect to see what they were doing. "What do you want, batsy?" harley asked in a depressed voice.

Batman couldn't speak for a few moments. "What is that?" he asked in a small voice. "The only thing we have left of our daughter, aside from a picture, batsy," harley said sadly. "What happened?" he asked. He was one of the few that was able to figure out that the two of them were dating, then married.

"We had fallen asleep for the night, after pamela successfully gave birth to our daughter," harley began, stifling her sobs. "We went to sleep shortly after we named her and, in the morning, she was gone. Kidnapped during the night," harley managed to finish her story before she broke down crying.

"As sad as that story is, i HAVE to ask: was ivy anywhere near the southern part of gotham, lately?" batman asked. Ivy managed to get herself together a bit. "No, i've been doing what i always do on this day: cry with my wife while isolating ourselves," ivy said. "Why?" she asked.

"Because the plants are active in a way that only you can do, ivy. Infact, they've been active like that for a bit under a month," batman explained. Just then, his communicator beeped. "Excuse me, i gotta take this," he said to harley and ivy. "Hel-" GET OVER HERE NOW, BATMAN! WE NEED BACKUP!" the voice on the other end yelled. "Why's that?" he asked. The conversation caught the attention of the two women.

"Because plants are attacking us in a way that poison ivy can do," the voice said in a hurry, as if they were being chased. "That's impossible. Ivy is here with me," batman denied. "How else are you able to - SHIT!" the voice was cut off by the sound of static. Just then, his evidence phone beeped. He put the communicator away and took out the phone, and saw that it was a picture sent by the person he was JUST speaking to. The message said 'you know this girl?' and the picture was that of a little girl that looked to be between 4-6 years old. However, what caught batman's attention was the fact that the girl looked like a perfect blend of harley and ivy, just without the green skin.

"Ivy, harley, i just received a photo that i'd like you to look at," batman said. "sure/ok," harley and ivy said. Batman activated the hologram function (if you've seen my hero academia, it's what eraserhead does to show the scores of the quirk test) and lets the two women see the picture he was sent.

Both harley and ivy were shocked at the image. They both slowly reached out a hand to touch it. "It can't be…" pamela said. "She was stolen from us…" harley said. "Perhaps you should come there with me, just to see if it is your daughter, or if it's a girl that simply has a resemblance," batman suggested. "Alright" harley and ivy said in harmony.

Southern gotham gardens

Batman, harley and ivy arrived at the gardens of southern gotham, where the picture of the girl was taken. Batman saw the communicator of one of his co-workers impaled by a knife and pinned to a wall with the same knife. "Where is-" batman started to say, but then they hear a little girl yell out in a voice that sounded like harley's when she's in a bad mood. "COME ON, DUMBASSES, DANCE FOR ME, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" the voice of the girl yelled, before the sound of bullets being fired rang through the air.

Pamela looked at ivy when she heard that, a deadpan look on her face. "It looks like she got a little too much of you," pamela stated. Harley had the decency to wince at that. Just then, batman grabbed a vine that was trying to sneak up on him, and squeezed. The sound of gunfire ceased, as the girl screamed in pain. Both pamela and harley looked at batman, and saw that batman was holding a vine in a tight grip.

Just then, a mass of vines came down on the three of them. Luckily both pamela and harley were able to dodge the vines. Batman, however, was not. He was thoroughly wrapped up in vines and taken away to the girl. Ivy and harley followed batman, until they came to a clearing.

Harley and ivy saw a little girl that looked like a near perfect blend of them, but with her appearance leaning more towards harley. She was wearing tight but comfortable clothes, and was sitting with one knee in front of her shoulder, her arms resting on that knee as she glared at him. "You hurt one of my friends, you overgrown rodent," the girl snarled.

Harley then deadpans at pamela. "Looks like she also got a lot from YOU," harley retorted in a whisper, causing pamela to blush green in embarrassment. However, harley wasn't as quiet as she thought she was. The girl's attention was snapped to where harley and ivy were hiding. "Get out here where i can see you," the girl ordered.

Not wanting batman to be killed (no matter how much of a pain he was, at times), both harley and ivy stepped out into the open. When the girl saw them, she froze. After a few minutes, a vine picked her up and placed her in front of the two women. The girl then slowly reached towards them, tears in her eyes. "I remember you two," the girl whispered, surprising ivy and harley. "Tiamat?" harley and ivy asked hopefully, tears of hope were in the eyes of pamela and harley.

Without warning, the girl hugged ivy and harley for all she was worth, crying out years' worth of tears. Pamela and harley hugged the girl in return, and so, after almost a decade of being separate, the family of three was finally whole, once again.

Since the girl was distracted by her mothers, the vines holding batman loosened to the point where he was able to slip through them. He then walked up to the family of three. "I'm happy that the three of you are reunited, but did i hear you right, little one?" he asked tiamat.

"Hm?" she asked while turning to look at him, not letting go of her mothers. "About you remembering them?" he said. "Ah," she said as she realized what he was talking about. "You heard right, batsy," tiamat said.

"The first memory i have, is a bright light and a man saying 'congratulations, it's a girl," tiamat explained, shocking the three adults. Ivy gently grabbed her daughter's face and had her look at her. "Baby, please, tell me what happened that night, i need to know what happened," ivy begged her daughter.

"After the three of us fell asleep for the night, i was woken up by a strange *pop*ing sound. I looked at the source and saw a really old man with a really long white beard, an awful fashion sense and half-moon glasses. Once he appeared, he took out a strange stick waved it at you two and proceeded to walk towards me. Once he reached me, he said 'yes, you will do as my weapon,' before he reached down to grab me. I cried and cried, but you wouldn't wake," tiamat sobbed. "He grabbed me and the next thing i know, he was handing me to another couple, lying to them that i was their daughter. For a short time, i will admit that my foster parents were decent. Then, one night, my foster parents were killed. This man pointed a white stick at me, and i cried for you, again. there was a flash of green light and i passed out. The next thing i know is that i was woken up by shrill shrieking," tiamat explained. Tiamat turned to face batman. "Did you find the bodies of three people: a really obese grown man, an unnaturally thin woman and a fat little boy around a month ago? All with crushed throats?"

Batman nodded. "That is who raised me for four years. They were little more than animals that hated anything 'freakish' by their definition," tiamat finished explaining, before she returned to hugging her mothers.