Chris: Last time on total drama island. It was Sky-high drama. While some had a barrel of laughs, others had a surprising shark-infested tapioca romance. And no one was more excited about the kiss than Wayne. But it was saving the opposing team's player that got Bowie taken away by the drone of despair. Who will be next? Time to find out here on... TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
(Intro)
(At the cabins, Chase was leaving a note on Priya's pillow and quickly left)
Chase: (Confessional) Usually I'm pretty confident at asking girls out. But there's something about Priya that makes her so special.
(As soon as Chase left Julia came out from under one of the beds and took the note)
Julia: (Confessional) I can't have Chase wanting to get with Priya. Everyone knows that boyfriend and girlfriend is just another way to say alliance. But just to spite up some drama, I'll give this note to a certain ex who will be angered by this.
(Sneaks into the frogs of death cabin and puts Chase's note on Emma's pillow, but she hears someone coming and jumps out the window as Emma walks in and sees the note on her pillow)
Emma: What's this? (Reads the note and gasps)
(Before Emma could say anything else Chris blows the horn which makes Emma jump)
Chris: (Loudspeaker) Challenge time! And bring your team flags!
(The remaining ten players are walking to the challenge)
Wayne: (Yawns) Oh, man! Was yesterday cashews, pecans and almonds or what?
Raj: Oh-oh yeah. All kinds of nuts.
Wayne: For sure. So what would you say was the craziest thing that happened to you?
Raj: I guess the pudding shark.
Raj: (Confessional) It was the kiss! It was totally the kiss.
Wayne: (Confessional) The shark? Did he make out with the shark too? No, he just doesn't wanna tell about kissing Bowie! *gasp* Does he think that I won't be supportive? I've gotta find a way to show Raj I'm with him 110%! 120% even! Whoa, I've never given 120 before.
Chris; Welcome to the next challenge. Before we begin, trout, frogs, please bring Chef your flags.
(Priya and Emma give Chef their teams flags and Chef burns them)
Chef: No more trout, no more frogs. The teams are now merged.
Chris: And since you're now one team, only one of you can win immunity.
Julia: (Confessional) That's fine! There's only one of me.
Priya: (Confessional) It's way too early for the teams to merge, 10 players left and only one of us can win immunity, this is not good.
Chris: In addition to the merging of the teams, there will now be an immunity idol in play. This handsome specimen will be hidden somewhere on the island. He's beautiful, but not easy to find. Whoever finds the idol can use it at an elimination ceremony to save themselves from being voted off. Feel free to search for it during your free time. But for now, it's challenge time.
Ripper: Let's get this party started. What's the challenge?
Chris: Like you, Ripper, this challenge is very simple.
Ripper: Awesome!
Chris: Each player must bring me a cassowary egg.
Zee: A what egg?
Emma: Cassowary. It's a bird.
Chef: A very large bird.
Chris: So you're gonna what to take this seriously. So listen up.
Chef: Cassowaries can be over six feet tall. They have long, powerful legs that can kick with great force. And their feet are each armed with razor sharp claws they use to slaughter anyone foolish enough to touch their eggs.
(The contestants gasp)
Chris: So given how dangerous cassowaries are, I'm going to suggest you partner up. That way if one of you gets cassowarried, the other can tell production where to find your remains. Pair it up.
Wayne: We're gonna win this challenge Raji.
Raj: You bet Wayner.
Ripper: Hey Damien, wanna be teammates?
Damien: Um, okay.
Damien: (Confessional) Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret this?
Chase: Hey Priya, wanna be partners?
Priya: You bet.
MK: Yo, Zee, wanna be teammates.
Zee: Sure. (Hiccups) We can be partners.
MK: (Confessional) Do I wanna partner with Zee? No. I just need someone dumb enough to do whatever I say and distract the cassowaries while I take the egg.
Chris: (Blows an air horn) Go get me the unhatched babies of murderous birds.
(All the players except Julia and Emma run off)
Julia: Hey bedhead. You're with me.
Emma: Uh, okay.
Julia: Let's move. (Runs with Emma following behind her)
(With Wayne and Raj)
Wayne: You know what I like most about our friendship, Raj?
Raj: That we can have fun all the time?
Wayne: No.
Raj: Oh, erm, oh, that we're the same size and we can share each other's jockstraps?
Wayne: No, please stop talking.
Raj: Whoa. Ok.
Wayne: It's that we share big secrets with each other. Like when I told you I ate that burger I found in the trash after hockey practice.
Raj: (Chuckles) On hot days in the back seat of my mom's car, it still smells like barf.
Wayne: And even thought I was scared to tell you, what with all the car vomit, I did. So, is there anything you want to tell me?
Raj: Yes.
Wayne: (Confessional) Ohohohohoho! Raj is gonna tell me that he kissed Bowie, that he's gay!
Wayne: Ok, I'm ready. Tell me.
Raj: Over here. I found us some eggs. (Finds a cassowary nest with some eggs in it)
Wayne: Oh, sweet.
(A cassowary shows up behind them and chases them but they end up getting separated and the cassowary keeps chasing Wayne)
(With Julia and Emma)
Julia: So, got anymore interesting dirt on Chase?
Emma: Why would I give you dirt on such a sweet men?
Julia: (Confused) Say what?
Emma: Have you seen the note he left under my pillow? (Shows Julia the note) So romantic.
Julia: (Confessional) Ok, she didn't react the way I thought she would but this might still work out in my favor.
Julia: Yeah, very romantic. But haven't you noticed how close he and Priya have been getting since the season began?
Emma: Please, he clearly just got close with Priya to make me jealous.
Julia: Or maybe he's just playing with your heart as a prank.
Emma: He wouldn't do that.
Julia: He cut the brakes on your car as prank, which could have killed you might I add.
Emma: (Confessional) Maybe Julia's right. Chase is an egotistical child.
Julia: Well, how about you and me spy on him and Priya and see what happens?
(With MK and Zee)
MK: That is one big bird.
Zee: Maybe we can grab two eggs without her even knowing. (Hiccups which wakes up the cassowary) Oh, bummer, girl! I woke up the bird!
MK: (Confessional) Crud. I wanted him to hiccup after we got the eggs.
(MK and Zee hide behind a rock)
Zee: (Hiccups)
MK: Stay quiet.
Zee: (Hiccups)
(The cassowary starts making the same noise as Zee's hiccups)
MK: Whoa. That bird is picking up what you are laying down. New plan.
(With Ripper and Damien)
Ripper: Hey Damien, check out that sleeping nerd bird.
Damien: That's the cassowary, Ripper.
Ripper: Now we just need to grab two eggs while it's asleep.
Damien: Are you crazy? The bird is sitting right on top of them.
Ripper: (Smirks) You're right. (Picks up Damien)
Damien: Wha- what are you doing?!
Ripper: Creating a diversion. (Throws Damien onto the cassowary waking it up and causing to chase Damien) Doing good Damien. (Takes an egg from the nest and runs off)
(Chase and Priya ran away from the cassowary with two eggs)
Chase: Uh, I think she's mad we took her eggs.
Priya: You think? Over here.
(Both Chase and Priya quickly hide behind a tree only just escaping the cassowary)
Priya: Phew, it's gone.
Chase: Hey Priya.
Priya: Yeah?
Chase: I was just wondering if you got the note that I left for you?
Priya: What note?
Chase: The one I left under your pillow.
Emma: You didn't leave note under her pillow, you left it under mine! (Shows them the note)
Chase: How did you get that?
Emma: Did you not hear what I just said? You left it under my pillow.
Chase: Uh, no. I left under Priya's pillow. I got over you and developed feelings for Priya.
Emma and Priya: What?
Julia: Mmmm, this is getting spicy.
Emma: So after almost killing me and spending the first half of the season trying to win me back, you just got over me and fell for her?! (Points at Priya)
Chase: Yep.
Emma: (Screams angrily) Chase, you are the worst person I've ever known. I can't believe for a second I'd actually consider taking back! (Pushes Chase to the ground) And I'll be taking this egg, since you don't deserve immunity. (Runs off with Chases egg)
Julia: And I'll be taking your egg. (Snatches Priya's egg) Sorry not sorry! (Runs off)
Priya: Hey!
(A cassowary returns and chases Priya and Chase)
(Raj comes out of a bush and finds some eggs)
Raj: Sweet, egg for Wayner, egg for me. Challenge done. (Picks up two eggs but hears growling) Wayne, is that you buddy? Wayne, buddy? (Screams as a cassowary shows up and chases him)
(With MK and Zee who was dressed like a cassowary)
Zee: I don't about this MK.
MK: Trust me it'll work. Now dance.
(Zee dances for the cassowary which begins to work as MK tries to sneak to the nest but before she could grab an egg Zee's hiccup causes the beak to fall off shocking the cassowary and making angry)
Zee: (Laughs nervously) That ever happened to you? No? Ok. Run MK!
(MK jumps at the sound of Zee's voice and gets noticed by the cassowary causing her to run away along with Zee)
(Julia and Emma run towards Chris but Julia trips Emma up)
Emma: Hey!
Julia: Sorry, but only one of us can win immunity. And that's me.
Chris: Actually, Ripper got here with his egg first and won immunity already. (Points at Ripper who was standing behind him)
Julia: What?!
Ripper: That's right, immunity is mine!
Julia: (Screams angrily)
(Raj is still getting chased by the cassowary and ends up at a cliff)
Raj: Ugh, I got nowhere to go. Time to play defence and stand her up at the blue line. (Wrestles the cassowary) Yeah. Is that all you got, huh? (But the cassowary turns out to be tougher than Raj is)
Wayne: Raj, I lost the cassowary. (Sees Raj getting attacked by the cassowary) I'm coming to save you, buddy! (Jumps to try and save Raj but eventually, Wayne and Raj were outnumbered by the cassowary and then, they both fell down the cliff)
Raj: Wayne, there's something (Hits some rocks on the way down) I need to tell you.
Wayne: Oh, I'm listening. (Hits some rocks on the way down) Ah! Go ahead.
Raj: I kissed Bowie. I'm gay.
Wayne: Oh, buddy.
(Both Wayne and Raj hit the ground)
Wayne and Raj: Ow!
Wayne: Thanks for yelling me.
Raj: You're my best friend. Course I'm gonna tell you.
(MK and Zee arrived back to Chris empty handed)
Chris: And here come MK and Zee. With no eggs.
MK: Don't remind me.
(Priya and Chase were still being chased by the cassowary and heading towards a cave)
Priya: Quick in that cave.
(Priya and Chase run into the cave as the cassowary still chases them)
Chase: Whoa. This is a lot of nests.
Priya: Oh, no. This cave is basically a cassowary apartment building. (More cassowaries began to chase them)
Chase and Priya: Ah!
Priya: In here.
(The two hide in a nest until the cassowaries are gone)
Priya: There's no way out of here. (Sighs) This is how it ends for us.
Chase: Hey Priya, about that note. I really did leave it for you. I don't Emma got it but- (Before he could finish Priya kisses him out of nowhere as daylight shines down on them) Wow, Priya, that was great...
Priya: (Gasps) I see daylight! There must be a way out up there.
Priya: (Confessional) I'm not sure where my head was when I kissed Chase but, in that moment it felt right.
Chase: (Confessional) I won Priya over. (Gasps) And Wayne now owns me ten bucks! Oh, ho-ho! Wicked! Yeah, yeah!
Chris: And here come Priya and Chase with no eggs.
Priya: Whatever, I'll take my chances at the elimination ceremony. We're just lucky to be alive.
Chase: Yep. I feel very lucky right now. (Puts his arm around Priya making her blush, which angers Emma)
Emma: (Confessional) Seriously? They'd actually hooked up? Ugh! No matter, I can still vote Chase off.
(Damien arrived helping Wayne and Raj who were injured)
Zee: Whoa, what happened to you guys?
Raj: No eggs.
Wayne: Eggs, shut out, bro. (Falls onto the ground)
Chris: Well, you boys weren't the only failures today, so don't feel too badly. And our immunity winner was Ripper.
Ripper: Hahaha! Yeah!
Damien: (Glares at Ripper)
Damien: (Confessional) Ripper's very lucky he has immunity. But in the next elimination, he's going down.
Chris: Everyone else is up for elimination, so think who you currently hate the most, and we'll see you tonight.
Chase: (Whispers to Wayne) By the way, me and Priya are now a couple. So you own me ten bucks.
Wayne: Crud. (Coughs out feathers into Chase's face)
(At the campfire pit)
Chris: Campers, tonight, you're sending someone home. And while it's not always the person who deserves it most, it's always fun to think about who it could be.
Chef: Ripper, you threw Damien at the cassowary and left him behind to win immunity.
Ripper: (Confessional) Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game.
Chef: Emma and Julia, you guys stole Chase and Priya's eggs, and ended up losing immunity to Ripper.
Julia: (Confessional) Don't remind me.
Chef: Chase and Priya, you two seem really happy with each other right now. Lot of people here don't care for that. And finally, Wayne and Raj, you two... Are you two ok?
Raj: Go, coach. The game.
Wayne: One hundred percent gamer!
Chef: What happened to them?
Chris: Oh, I never asked.
Damien: They were attacked by a cassowary and then fell down a mountain.
Chef: We might need to get these two boys to a hospital.
Chris: That feels like an overreaction.
(Raj starts coughing up feathers and Wayne collapses)
Chris: Fine. Boys, we're going to get you two to a hospital. The rest of you, help yourselves to a marshmallow. You're safe.
(The remaining eight players cheer and Chase kisses Priya who was shocked for a few seconds but kisses back, Emma sees this and glares at them which doesn't go unnoticed by Julia)
Julia: (Confessional) I guess we've officially got a love triangle between Priya, Chase and Emma. And I'm going to enjoy messing with it.
Chris: Boys, it was a pleasure having you here. Any parting words?
Raj: I'm a hot dog time.
Chris: Ok. Later, skaters.
(Drone of Despair takes Wayne and Raj away, as they wearily sing the Canadian national anthem)
Chris: So no elimination this week, but two campers head home. What will next week bring? For me, another ridiculously large pay cheque. For you, find out by tuning in on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!