Red Warrior of Gravity Falls
Chapter 26 Hot
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
After the victory and gaining the Manotaurs alliance the group were treated to a feast and were allowed to use the Manotaurs' hot springs. Dipper found a good private hot spring. He didn't have any swim clothes, so he stripped down to his birthday suit and got into the hot spring to enjoy himself. Dipper was enjoying himself, when Wendy in her regular clothes suddenly appeared on the scene.
"Got room for one more?" Asked Wendy.
"Wendy?! Um sure. You bring a swimsuit or something?" Said Dipper looking a little embarrassed.
"No. I think I'll just do what you did." Said Wendy with a mischievous smirk before she began to undress before Dipper.
Dipper's face turned bright red as Wendy removed all her clothes and set them to the side alongside her sword. Wendy then took her sweet time getting in smirking at Dipper all the way.
"So Dipper care to tell me about your history with the Manotaurs." Said Wendy.
"Well there's not too much to say. Mabel made fun of me and told me I wasn't manly, so I looked through one of the journals and found out about the Manotaurs and thought they could help me be manly. So I sought them out found them and they made me wear a loincloth and do a bunch of challenges." Said Dipper.
"I bet you rocked that loincloth." Said Wendy with a smirk.
"Thanks. Anyhow my last test to prove my manliness was to kill a creature called a Multi-Bear. I fought it and actually managed to beat it, but before I could deal the death blow the Multi-Bear asked if he could listen to his favorite song one last time. The song was Disco Girl by BABBA. It was my favorite song as well. After the song was over and me and the Multi-Bear loved that song, I realized I couldn't go through with killing the Multi-Bear and the Manotaurs tests and ideal of manliness was just dumb. I told the Manotaurs I wasn't going to kill the Multi-Bear and we parted ways. We met again during the whole Weirdmageddon incident and afterwards I think they considered me a man." Said Dipper.
"Well I think what you did back then was pretty cool and manly." Said Wendy.
"Thanks." Said Dipper.
"You know I really like BABBA and their song Disco Girl as well." Said Wendy.
"You do?" Asked Dipper.
"I do." Said Wendy.
Wendy then stood up in the hot spring grabbed a scrub brush and began to sing into it like a microphone.
Oooh-ooh oooh-ooh, oooh
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
Oooh-ooh oooh-ooh, oooh
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
Saturday night is a night alright
Time to groove till the morning light
Your bellbottoms on
Your hair unfurls
You are the disco girl
Dipper found another brush and he stood up and joined in the singing.
Everyone gasps when you hit the scene
People say you're a funky queen
Spinning around like a disco ball
Who's the honey who's got it all?
Disco girl
Coming through
That girl is you
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
It's the year 1972
And that girl is you
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
You can sing
You can shimmer
Love's on the menu and disco's for dinner
Disco girl
Coming through
That girl is you
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
She's got sass
For miles and miles
Disco will outlast all musical styles
Disco girl
So wild and true
That girl is you
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
Strutting down
The avenue
That girl is you
Ooh-oooh, it's you-ou
Our Eurovision application is under review
That girl is you
Dipper blushed greatly as he realized how close to Wendy's naked body he was. Wendy just unashamed.
"We should make naked karaoke hot tubing a thing." Said Wendy.
"Yeah." Said Dipper with a little laugh.
The two sat back in the water and enjoyed themselves.
To be continued.