Long ago in recent times...

Shu Takumi wrote Gyakuten Saiban.

It was translated under the name John Phoenix: Ace Attorney.

The fandom ignored John Phoenix and instead focused on his lesser uncle.

"Phoenix Wright" this, "Phoenix Wright" that.

The fanfiction archive was overwhelmed with sinners that disregarded Jesus (John Phoenix) and praised the devil (Phoenix Wright).

Then, one day...

"John Phoenix likes incest!" said a shipper.

"John Phoenix is a pedophiliac rapist!" said a CEO.

It was time to take action. Action to finally wash the filth away from this community for good!