John Phoenix was sad one day because people were calling him an incestuous pedophile. The allegations were false and made up by a villain who hated him.
"And so, Your Honor," said the CEO of John Phoenix. "John Phoenix should not be allowed around kids!"
"Objection!" said John Phoenix. But then he noticed the evidence proving his innocence had been removed from the court record!
"You can't beat me kid," said the CEO. "Execute him!"
John Phoenix ran away!