A green laser appeared over John Phoenix's head.
"Dylan's gonna flood the fanfiction archive, is there any way we can stop him?"
Dylan can not be stopped
"Yeah there's no way to stop him now. But then how can we survive even if the flood happens?"
Boats float on water
"That's it! We can use a boat! But then what about the John Phoenix stories?"
Put the stories on the boat too
"We're nearing the truth! If we put the stories on the boat too, they'll survive! Now there's just one last question: where will we find a boat?"
PETE HAS A BOAT
"It's time to turn to our old friend."