John Phoenix was building the boat. But it was more than a boat, it was an arc.
People laughed at him.
"Look at that attention starved little child," laughed the Freelancer Eel.
"THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A FLOOD!" shouted MrGoodyTwoShoes.
"YOU'RE FALLING FOR THE MUSLIMS' PROPAGANDA" shouted KageNoNeko.
"JOHN PHOENIX SAYS VOTE TRUMP!" said VoteDonaldJTrump2024.
But John Phoenix could hear his mother Mary in heaven telling him to keep going, so he did and soon the arc was complete!