"The culprit was CEO of John Phoenix!" said John Phoenix.
"Impossible!" said CEO.
REBUTTAL
"I died in chapter 20!"
"Objection!" said John Phoenix. "That was a fantasy scene like in Umineko. It didn't actually happen because Battler didn't witness it personally!"
"Yeah!" said Battler who is blindfolded.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" CEO got thrown overboard and drowned.