What if: Classroom of the Elite (Reaction+Oneshots)
By : Ordinary-Kun
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Reaction: Phrasing, Ayanokoji!
3RD PERSON POV
?: For the next one, you will see a series of short clips merged together.
Kei: Oh? Like a video compilation?
Amikura: Looks like a fun one.
Watanabe: I honestly prefer them over violent stuff.
Chihiro: M-me too.
Miyamoto: Honestly, I am not in the mood anymore after the previous one.
Hondo: Yeah...
Ryuen: What's it about?
?: Well, see for yourself.
The Video starts:
Inside a room of the first year dorm building, a group of boys were hanging out. They were from Class D: Sudou, Ike, Yamauchi, Hondo, Miyamoto, Okitani, Ijuuin and Sotomura.
They were inside Ike's room, playing games, manga and just chilling together.
The boys mentioned immediately felt dread.
Miyamoto: S-shit!
Hondo: A-again?
Ike: Do they have a grudge against us or something?!
Suzune: Why is it our class again...
Mori: Yeah, the class perverts together can't mean anything good.
Onodera: But Sudou-kun's there-
Chiaki: It's the first year.
Onodera: O-oh...
Even Sudou couldn't object, since he knew how much trouble he and his friends had caused.
Sotomura: My intuition tells me that someone is going to be violated pretty badly.
"Man, I don't really get this game..." Hondo muttered, clutching the console.
"Just say that you suck," retorted Okitani.
'It's pretty cool once you get the hang of it," Professor commented.
"Hey you guys want more drinks?" Ikw asked.
"Sure," Sudou said.
"Me too," added Yamauchi.
'I'll pass."
"Same."
"Alright!"
Before the enthusiastic Ike could go, his phone rang up.
"Hm?"
He wondered who was calling him at this moment, since everyone else was here. Part of him thought it was Kushida-chan, as he eagerly picked the phone.
However, upon seeing the caller, his expectations died down.
"Oh, it's just Ayanokoji," he muttered.
"Lol, someone looks unhappy."
"Yeah, I bet he expected Kushida-chan or something."
"Sh-shut up," Ike yelled embarrassingly as he answered the call. Meanwhile, Sudou went and got the drinks for them.
Kushida: Like I have nothing better to do.
Kiyotaka: Is it too much to ask for leaving the attention out of me for once?
"Put it on speaker," said Miyamoto as Ike nodded.
"Hello?"
Ayanokouji's voice could be heard clearly from the other side.
"Yeah, what's up Ayanokoji?"
"Oh, Ike. Could I have a moment of your time?"
"Sure, what's up?"
Ike: This seems pretty normal to me.
Hondo: Yeah, what's the fuss?
Sudou: Maybe Ayanokoji got into some trouble?
Satou: Do you really think he would call Ike-kun out of all people if he did?
He didn't need to think about it twice.
Sudou:...my bad, Good point.
Ike: H-hey?!
Haruka: Though, I am curious why he would call so late at night? It's really unlike him.
Everyone else in the room started listening to their conversation. After a moment of silence, he spoke.
"Well...I just wanted to tell you that I would never forget what we did last night."
"..."
"..."
"...huh?"
There was an awkward silence in the room. Ike fumbled.
A strange kind of atmosphere arose in the room. Deciding to hold their thoughts for the moment, they continued to listen.
"Hey, what exactly are yo-?"
"Specially when we switched positions, it was magical."
Ike: H-huh?!
Hashimoto: O-oi...
Shinohara: W-wh-what?!
Satou: A-Ayanokouji-kun?!
Even Kiyotaka could tell how disturbing that sounded, and he wasn't sure why he would put it that way.
"Pzzzt!"
Sudou spitted his drink after hearing that. The others stared intensely at Ike, who started to get flushed from embarrassment.
"H-h-hey Ayanoko-!"
"It was my first time doing this too..."
Sudou covered his face in shock, while others looked away awkwardly, wondering if they heard something they shouldn't have. Yamauchi on the other hand, was thinking about how to tell Ike that he wasn't into this direction.
Shinohara: K-Kanji-kun...?
Sudou: Dude...
Ijuuin: I am ashamed to call myself your friend. I had no clue.
Ike: NO! STOP IT! I AM INNOCENT!
Kei: K-Kiyotaka-?!
Suzune: Ayanokoji-kun...
Kiyotaka: Don't give me that look. I'm perfectly straight.
Honami sighed in relief.
Mori: W-what is he talking about then...?
Ryuen: Kukuku this is getting interesting.
Ichika: How bad, senpai~
Tsubaki: Pervert.
"Stop giving me that look! It's not what you think!" Ike shouted to the others.
"Who are you talking to?"
"And you! What the hell are you trying to say here?!"
There was silence for a while. Before Ike's soul could pass away, he spoke.
"Oh. I just wanted to thank you for setting up my computer yesterday. I've been using it quite well."
The mood returned to normal instantly, as Ike heaved a sigh of relief.
Ike: O-oh man...
Shinohara looked relieved as well.
Honami: W-why would he put it that way?
Amikura: Honestly...
Kiyotaka: I nearly dodged a bullet there.
Sanada: He will find himself in trouble with that kind of phrasing.
Kanzaki: It almost caused a weird misunderstanding.
"A-Ayanokoji, what the hell man...so just say that..." Ike mumbled as he fell on the floor.
"Sorry?"
"You almost destroyed my highschool life in an instant."
Ike: M-me too...
"I am not sure I follow."
"...nothing. And you're welcome," saying that, Ike quickly cut the call.
"Pfft...damn," Sudou suppressed a laughter, as the others snickered.
"I guess I have a better chance with Kushida-chan then," Hondo teased.
Kushida:blegh!
"Shut up! And forget everything you just heard!" he demanded.
But alas! The damage has already been done.
The clip ends and another one starts right after.
Hashimoto: It was a pretty funny one.
Shibata: I wonder if the other ones will have these silly misunderstandings.
Kiyotaka: This one almost gave me a panic. I hope the other ones exclude me at least.
Pretty much everybody was lax around this point. But this was just the beginning. None of them had a single clue about what was coming.
Inside the school library, a plethora of first and second year students could be seen studying for their upcoming tests. A few third years could also be seen here and there. From Class 1D, there were less than half of them. Horikita and Mii-chan were teaching and helping the academically weak students. It was a regular routine, and everything was going well silently and peacefully.
Until...
"Spread your legs, Satou."
"..."
Satou: Eh...?
...these outrageous words came from the mouth of a certain boy, causing the whole table to look that way wearing flabbergasted expressions.
Kei: Wh-wha-?
Mii-chan: Waaa!
Ike: A-Ayanokouji?!"
Sudou: What the hell?
His misphrased words sent a wave of chaos among the students.
Satou was stunned on her spot, with a bright red face. Kei was glaring at the screen, while simultaneously having flashbacks of her own.
Satou, on the other hand, was a blushing mess.
"E-e-eh..?"
"Spread those legs."
Suzune:...pervert
Mori: H-h-how immoral!
Ichihashi: Bad! Baaad!
Honami: Sp-spread...legs..? Kya! No no no!
Kiyotaka was currently in a dilemma.
Ishizaki: H-How can he say s-something like that to a girl?
Komiya: With that straight face too!
Ibuki: That pervert, tch!
Ryuen: Kukuku this is fun.
Hiyori: It's must be a misunderstanding.
Shibata: What in the world could that even mean otherwise?!
Several others agreed, and couldn't think of something that could pass this as a misunderstanding.
"A-Ayanokouji-kun!" Mii-chan squeaked.
"H-hey?!" Sudou half-shouted.
"Wh-w-what the hell?!" Ike and the others followed.
"W-wow..." Matsushita muttered in shock, seeing his boldness.
"My~" Ichihashi put both of her hands on her mouth.
"W-w-wait! T-t-this is still too early!" Satou tried to stop him, but who could stop the king when he had set his eyes on the prey?
Hashimoto: Hell yeah!
Kamuro: S-shut up, damn pervert!
Nishikawa: W-wait! Right in the library?!
Girls: Kyaaah!
Satou: Yes! I m-mean No! Stooop!
Before anyone could react, Ayanokouji grabbed the legs...of the compass in Satou's hand, before spreading them.
All the commotion died down in a millisecond.
"To draw this circle, you need keep the compass more wider," Ayanokoji, oblivious to the atmosphere around, explained coolly before going back to his seat.
Hashimoto: Heh heh...
Kamuro: Y-you are kidding...
Arisu: Very...poor choice of words.
Kei looked relieved while Satou was a tiny bit disappointed.
Hiyori: See?
Ishizaki: T-that!
Nishino: I don't think I will ever be able to use a compass the same way.
Sudou: Seriously...
Azuma: He could have just-no, nevermind.
Ichihashi: Ah...my heart..
Amikura: A-are you okay, Honami-chan?
Honami: mm...I...think so?
Suzune: What...is wrong with you...?
Even the usual stoic Horikita was affected by it.
Kiyotaka:...what is wrong with me?
Everyone heaved a sigh of relief, while Satou looked like she just crashed with her eyes spiralling around.
"This guy..." Sudou muttered, rubbing his forehead. Ike and Hondo gave a disdain look. Horikita simply looked away, hiding her slightly red face.
"A-Ayanokoji-kun. Please say things more clearly next time," Mii-chan pleaded, but the boy looked confused.
Mii-chan: Y-yes! Please! \\\
"I thought I was clear when I told her to spread-"
"Okay okay, we got it!" Matsushita quickly stopped him, before he could utter those words again.
Chiaki: Oh god.
Shinohara: Thank you...for stopping him.
"..."
Ayanokouji simply went back to reading his book.
Things became peaceful for a while.
Hosen: Does he even realize what he is doing?
Ichika: Fufu~ I find him pretty funny though.
All of a sudden, Ayanokoji felt a tap on his shoulder. He looked behind to see a smiling face of an innocent girl with a cute face.
"Hello, Ayanokoji-kun."
"Oh, hello Hiyori."
This time, there was a feeling of dread among the students of Class C.
Ishizaki: Oh...
Nishino: no..
This simple greeting was enough to gain everyone's attention. Putting aside the fact that she was from another class, Ayanokoji casually called her by her first name. Satou came back to life only to be dead once again. Kiyotaka ignored the intense stare of the boys for the time being.
"I wanted to ask Hiyori," he spoke, as she returned with a cute nod.
'I have a bad feeling about this,' Sudo and Ike thought.
Mostly everyone gulped, mentally preparing themselves for what was coming.
"Did you like riding the iron rooster yesterday?" he asked nonchalantly.
"..."
Ishizaki: Ni-!
Kondou: The fuck?!
Ryuen: Oi!
Nishino: How disturbing...
Hiyori wasn't able to grasp their sudden reaction.
Hashimoto: Relax boys. It's just a...misunderstanding.
Nishikawa: You don't sound sure...Hashimoto-kun.
"THE WHAT?!"
Everyone was shocked.
"Oh that...hehe.."
Seeing Hiyori's giddy face, most of their faces paled instantly.
"It was a bit confusing at first, but after getting the hang of it, I really enjoyed it Ayanokoji-kun," with a pleased look on her face, she declared.
Ishizaki: Please no...
Ike: Shit...my mind.
Ijuuin: Calm down. Let's hear to the end of it.
"I wasn't sure how it would be since it was your first, but I am glad you liked it," Kiyotaka said with a satisfied nod.
Akito: Kiyotaka...
Kiyotaka: Please ignore it.
"A-anoo..." Mii-chan, with her voice tinier due to embarrassment, tried to ask what was happening. Matsushita and Ichihashi was trying to revive the dead Sato. Sudo and the boys looked like they would strangle him right that moment.
Sensing the stares and odd silence, Kiyotaka decided to explain. But before he could, Hiyori spoke.
"Did you like my forbidden love, Ayanokoji-kun?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"EHHHHH?!"
"O-oh my..."
Hiyori blushed heavily.
Nishino: Not you too...
Kei: Grrr...
Mori: He is affecting the others!
Azuma: He needs to be stopped!
"Oh..."
"So that's what it was..."
Apparently, "Riding the Iron Rooster" and "Forbidden Love" were both the name of books.
Hiyori gave a slight 'o' as she understood what they were referring to.
Ryuen: What kinda fucking name is that?!
Kaneda: I understand the second one but...
Katsuragi: Good grief.
Nishino: It had to be those two at the same time.
"Did we cause any misunderstanding?" Hiyori asked, tilting her head.
"Maybe. These people are too dirty minded."
"No we are not!"
Many people responded in unison.
"No we are not!" Sudo slammed his hands.
"Yeah! You need to phrase these things properly!" Ike joined.
"Sudo-kun, Ike-kun. Quiet," Horikita warned them before glaring at Ayanokoji.
"And they are not exactly wrong, Ayanokoji-kun."
But the misunderstandings don't stop there.
Suzune: Not like this.
Kiyotaka: How many more exactly?
Ichihashi: I hope my brain is in one piece at the end of it.
One day, it was normal morning in the classroom of first year Class D. Most of them were present, and casually chatting before the homeroom started.
Sotomura: You know shit's about to blow up everytime they start things peacefully.
All of a sudden, the door opened as Ayanokoji and Kushida walked in together. The latter seemed to be sweating a bit.
"C'mon Ayanokoji-kun. We almost got late."
Kushida:...shit. Why do I have a bad feeling?
"Sorry for holding you for so long. You also got wet because of my actions."
"...eh?" Kushida stumbled a bit when he said.
Kushida: *blushing* fuck! I knew it!
Mii-chan: Stooop!
Inogashira: I-I-I-
Maezono: W-what is wrong with him?
Keisei: This... is just-
Amikura: S-so lewd...
Kobashi: Pervertkouji!
"Huh?!"
"Wh-what did he say?!"
"Awawawa!"
"Kiyopon!"
The chatter mood disappeared as a commotion arose in the classroom.
The Ayanokouji group was staring incredulously at him.
Kei was glaring at him, totally not jealous thinking he spread someone else's legs other than hers.
Kei: Ahhh! NO! I am not!
She received some incredulous looks.
"Wait wait wait!" Ike with his loud voice, instantly interrupted as the others went silent.
"This guy has some serious problem with his phrasing," he accusingly said, pointing at him. "So, just hear him out first!"
"Pfft yeah. Kanji would know this first hand."
"I know right. The magical night."
"S-shut up. I told you to drop it already!" Ike shouted at their incessant teasing.
Shinohara: I am glad you have some common sense there.
Sudou: Surprisingly.
Ike: me too.
Kushida was also blushing from the attention, which was incredibly weird for her.
Kushida covered her face in embarrassment. This time, she wasn't faking it.
Kiyotaka, as always, without any reaction, was confused about the situation.
Ryuen: I swear if he is doing this on purpose.
Hiyori: That's...kind of unlikely.
"No no no. Don't give us that dumb look," Ike said, shaking his head.
"Yeah. Now explain properly what you meant...about what you said," Yamauchi demanded, a bit reluctantly.
"Hm hm," Haruka nodded quickly.
Kiyotaka sighed.
'Oh no,' Sudo thought.
"I don't get what is so confusing about this, but I'll explain anyways, to avoid any misunderstandings."
'...shit. Everytime he says that...' the boys thought dreadfully.
Azuma: I feel like he is going to make it worse.
Satou: Yeah...
Kushida: NO!
"Kushida and I met on the way here, and decided to chat a bit before coming to the classroom."
'...so far, decent.'
"She said she was feeling hot, so I gave her my liqu-"
"CHOTTO MATTEEEE!"
Most of them collectively shouted before Kiyotaka could say any further.
Suzune: Please stop...Ayanokoji-kun.
Kiyotaka: I am sorry for this, but I am getting uncomfortable as well.
"Why? I was just getting to the main part."
Kei: We don't need to hear that!
Inogashira: Y-yeah!
"I think...we've heard enough...Ayanokoji-kun," Hirata said, with a nervous chuckle.
"Yeah..." Kei grumbled.
"Wh-what he was trying to say that, he then bought me a drink. T-that's all," Kushida spoke this time, a bit embarrassed from the assumptions.
Shibata: Oh man. He is nuts.
Hashimoto: He is not gonna stop, is he?
"Yes yes, we understood Kushida-chan," Maezono nodded.
Kiyotaka looked at her.
"But I didn't explain how she got wet because of m-"
Kushida: Enough already of-!
They were quite surprised to see a flustered Kushida.
Ichika: Heh~ so even she could make a face like that?
Suzune: She is genuinely embarrassed. Not that I can blame her.
Hashimoto: Damn, even her?
The girls of the class comforted her. Despite their inner class conflict, there were times when these became irrelevant.
"Ayanokoji-kun. Statue!"
Pointing a finger at him, Azuma spoke, as Kiyotaka froze on the spot.
"Thank you Azuma-san. I'll take it from here," Haruka gratefully nodded, and dragged a frozen Kiyotaka to his seat with the help of Akito.
Homeroom was soon about to begin afterall.
Most of them, specially the girls sighed in relief. But it was only the beginning.
Kiyotaka was strolling in the Keyaki Mall, when Ichinose suddenly called out to him.
"Ayanokoji-kun!"
She waved brightly, and motioned for him to come over. Kiyotaka would've gone, if not for the group of girls she was with. Still, considering her feelings, he walked towards them.
Amikura: Oh no...
Kobashi: I guess I am not the only one having a bad feeling about this?
Andou: Nope.
Watanabe: I implore that you guys prepare yourselves.
Honami nervously gulped, but also feeling a little excited for a possible misunderstanding.
"Hello."
The girls were chatting freely a while ago, but went quiet as soon as he came here. As if they were curious to see how these two interact usually.
"Are you alone?" Ichinose asked, looking around.
"Yes. Ever since birth."
Ichinose's expression immediately became concerned as Kiyotaka realized his mistake.
"It was a joke."
"Ah! Haha, I see. I almost became worried," she said, cutely chuckling.
Ryuen: What kinda bullshit joke is that?
Suzune: I have to agree with him. It was horrible.
Arisu/Ichika: He wasn't joking though.
Honami: I... hope that it's a joke.
"He is bad at jokes. Noted."
"I think that makes him cuter though."
"A part of his charm, I see."
"Yes, write that down."
Honami sighed, seeing her friends antics.
Ignoring the girls whisper, they continued to talk. After that, Ichinose invited Kiyotaka to hang out with them. He was going to politely reject, but faced with the several pair of glares behind the clueless Honami, he reluctantly agreed.
Kobashi: Good call, Ayanokoji-kun.
Honami: Now, don't force him please.
Amikura: You say that, but you seem pretty happy to me.
Honami: Oh, I never said anything about me not liking it though.
Seeing her surprisingly honest reply, the girls and boys of her class were surprised.
Himeno: She is...quite down, isn't she?
At a point of their hangout, Honami shortly excused herself, when the girls confronted Kiyotaka.
"Alright, spit it Ayanokoji-kun. What is the relationship between you and Honami-chan?" Amikura asked, taking the lead.
The others also nodded attentively.
Even the unrelated students who were aware of the rumors, looked interested.
"More than a married couple, but not lovers..." Kiyotaka mumbled.
Honami: W-wh- huh?..
Amikura: How bold.
Kobashi: Kya~ So direct!
Shibata: Hell no!
Hondo: Wait, that sounds familiar.
Sotomura: Because it is.
"H-huh?!" Amikura was shocked.
"F-f-for real?!"
"Oh my god..."
Kiyotaka looked at them, tilting his head.
"Sorry did you say something?"
"Huh?"
It was then they realised, that Kiyotaka was muttering the name of an anime poster outside a merchandise shop. They all sweatdropped as Amikura repeated the question once more.
Honami: This is...bad for my heart.
Andou: Misleading like that is unfair!
Hamaguchi: Well, he just has bad timing it seems.
Watanabe: That timing was just too bad!
"Oh..." Kiyotaka thought for a moment.
"Acquaintan- no, friends maybe?"
"Why do you sound unsure?"
"You are not hiding something, right?"
After a moment of silence, Kiyotaka spoke.
"Oh! I remember she told me to meet at the back of the gym that one time," he casually mentioned.
Kiyotaka: Why would I even mention that?
Shinohara: What? When?
Ike: Sus alert!
Mori: hoh? Ayanokoji-kun?
Kei: hmm...?
Amikura: Even we never heard about it.
Kobashi: ooh~ did we stumble into something secretive?
Ichika: With Ichinose-senpai huh?
Nanase: How surprising...
Honami: N-no! It's nothing!
Kiyotaka: You are only confirming their suspicions if you look like that.
"WHAT?!"
"WHEN?!"
"DETAILS!"
They demanded.
"Hmmm... I think it was about a serious matter..."
"W-what was it?"
After some more silence, Kiyotaka spoke.
"Ichinose was expecting."
"..."
Honami:...eh?
Kiyotaka: Am I that dumb to not complete the sentence?
Kei: E-expecting? Expecting what?!
Mori: Ohmygodababy?!
Mii-chan: B-b-b-but-!
Maezono: How f-far did they go?!
Ichihashi: N-no way...
Shibata: I-Ichinose-san?!
Kanzaki: Ichinose...?
Kobashi: Unacceptable...
Honami: L-Listen! This is a mi-misunderstanding...unfortunately
Amikura: Excuse me?
Arisu: Ichinose-san is stepping up it seems.
Hashimoto: So she has been hunted.
He didn't mention the love letter part due to obvious reasons.
Honami sighed.
"Please mention that earlier, Ayanokoji-kun."
*Thud*
They looked behind to see a cup of coffee rolling on the ground, and a flustered Ichinose standing there with a nervous look.
"Wh-what did you say?"
"Oh, look at the time. I'll see you later," saying so, Kiyotaka casually walked, unaware of the causality he just caused.
The group of girls ganged up on the poor Honami after he was gone.
The video blacked.
Amikura: What's this about a love letter?
Honami: Well, you see...
She explained what had happened, and kept the identity secret due to obvious reasons.
Amikura: I see.
Shibata: Her getting a love letter isn't weird, but...seriously Ayanokoji?!
Kiyotaka: What?
Shibata: No...not you, but-
Honami: That Ayanokoji-kun there...is really misleading...*pouts*
Kanzaki: He wasn't really at fault for keeping the information out, but...
Hamaguchi: The timing, isn't it?
Kanzaki nodded.
Kei: Heh~ so Ichinose-san came to you for love consulting. Why, I wonder?
Kiyotaka: Coincidence.
Akito: Of course it is.
Haruka: Kiyopon is more popular than I thought.
Mii-chan: Well...he gives really good advice. There is no denying that.
The video started again, as everybody looked on.
It was another beginning of a beautiful day for phrasingkouji.
Ryuen: Kuku more fun!
Suzune: I'm already getting a headache.
Kiyotaka: How long is this?
He was often getting called out for being misleading with his words, but the boy still couldn't find his fault.
Shibata: Of course you're at fault!
Nishikawa: Is he really that dense or just pretending?
Kamuro: Can't tell, honestly.
Anyways, he was walking to school from the dorms when...
"Ayanokoji-kun!"
He turned to see a rare person calling out to him.
Asahina Nazuna.
"Good morning Ayanokoji-kun!" She approached and immediately greeted him.
"Good morning Asahina senpai. What's the matter?"
Asahina perked up.
Nagumo: Brace yourself, Nazuna.
Hearing his solemn voice, the poor girl felt slight chill, as she anxiously watched the video.
"Oh nothing. Just wanted to chat with my kohai a bit. Is that finee~?"
"Sure. I don't see a problem."
"Great."
The two of them started to talk about mundane things.
"Annnd you see~ Miyabi was being a jerk, so I scolded him. But he brushed me off as always. I didn't like that."
Nagumo: I apologise, ha-ha.
But his words didn't reach her at all, as she was too engrossed in seeing what comes after this, similar to many others.
"I agree. You should be more appreciated."
"I know right? Gosh, you really get me Ayanokoji-kun."
"I know people tend to be indifferent sometimes, but I hope that you know you are always loved."
"O-oh my. Stop it, I am blushing," she said, covering her cheeks.
"You have smooth and pretty hair."
"A-ara~"
"If it wasn't against the rules, I would have taken you to my dorm and always take good care of you."
Nazuna's face turned bright red from those unexpected comments.
Asahina: W-what is he saying, so suddenly...?
Nagumo: Hold the phone.
Seeing that the screen wasn't showing Ayanokoji and only his voice, he immediately felt that something was off.
"Iyaah! Stop saying these embarassing things out of the blue. What if someone heard us?"
"Meaow~"
"Huh? Meow?" Asahina confusingly said, as she looked behind. Kiyotaka was sitting on his knee and patting a street kitten affectionately. It finally dawned on her that all those things Kiyotaka said just then wasn't directed towards her in the first place.
"M-mouu! Ayanokoji-kun baka!"
Exclaiming with a huff, the angry Nazuna walked away from there quickly. Kiyotaka looked at her in confusion.
"Why are we not surprised?"
Mostly everyone deadpanned.
Sotomura: He is the embodiment of all the anime misunderstanding moments.
Asahina: How disappointing...hmph!
"Did I do something...?"
The clip ended.
Azuma: Oh, of course not. It's just us with the dirty mind.
Some people chuckled, as the next clip started.
"Please put the meat on my buns"
Ishizaki:...the fuck?
Kondou: What a great start.
Hearing such words, the cafeteria lady gave a disgusting look towards the oblivious boy.
"Oh, and make sure to spread the white stuff over the meat."
"Kyaaah!"
"Hentai!"
Many girls shrieked in repulsion while the boys found it extremely amusing.
Ike: Ayanokoji, for the last time-!
Hirata: He is not stopping either.
Kikuchi: This is just getting worse. And I am all for it.
Mori: Heey!
Ijuuin: I agree.
Kushida: Hah...hopeless.
Ibuki: I wanna get out.
Nishino: I feel you.
"I-I am out of here," someone who was behind the line said and walked out.
"Excuse me?" the lady asked with a glare.
"H-he...he meant to give the mayo on his sandwich," hurriedly explained Ishizaki, who was beside him.
Hosen: So just say to give mayo, dammit! Who the hell says 'white stuff'?
"Aren't they the same thing?"
Hosen: No, they're fucking not! And who said that?!
"...please don't press the emergency alarm. He just has a bad way of phrasing things," Nishino explained. The cafeteria lady slowly pulled her finger away from the alarm, before giving Kiyotaka another nasty look.
"But isn't that the same thi-?"
"No! No, it's not. Now, please don't say anything else," Ishizaki pleaded, not wanting to cause anymore trouble.
Katsuragi: He really is causing trouble for the others.
Ishizaki: Well, I don't mind helping out. It's just... a little awkward.
Nishino: That's an understatement.
Maybe inviting Ayanokoji out on a lunch wasn't such a good idea. His reputation of badly phrasing words wasn't exaggerating at all.
Nagumo: I seriously can't tell if he is doing this on purpose or not.
Asahina: He better hope that they are not on purpose.
Kiryuuin: This version of him is really an embodiment of fun and chaos.
On the day of the event selection exam, Ayanokoji and Arisu were in the control room, acting as their respective class commander. Sakagami-sensei and Hoshinomiya-sensei were observing them.
Kamuro: Well, rest in peace.
Hashimoto: Can't say I am not looking forward to this one.
Arisu tried to stay calm, but even she felt a little nervous.
"Fufufu...its finally time, Ayanokoji-kun. I've been eagerly waiting for this day. Please give me a good match today."
Kiyotaka looked at her for a moment, before nodding.
"Of course. I'll do my best. But in the end, I know that I'll get laid by you."
Arisu slowly touched her forehead, preparing herself for the incoming pain. The Chairman slightly narrowed his eyes at the screen.
Kamuro and Hashimoto looked amused. The whole class A seemed to be.
Ryuen: Go on.
"..."
"..."
"...h-huh?"
Arisu stuttered in shock, as the two homeroom teachers narrowed their eyes.
"What are you sayi-?" As Arisu spoke, Kiyotaka interrupted.
"You've been planning for a long time to get me laid with you on top. I will be lying if I said I didn't look forward to getting dominated by you."
Sae: Oh my god...
Chie: Ooh ooh~
Asahina: What...in the world?
Miyamoto: What is he even talking about this time?!
Ike: You know, I won't bother at this point.
Chiaki: It might be about dominating her...in the game.
Kei: D-dominating...
Hashimoto: Nonsense. There is no one who can beat the King's sword.
Hoshinomiya was staring with wide eyes and mouth hung open, while Sakagami looked as if he didn't get paid enough for this.
Arisu was trying to compose herself, but had a hard time to do so as Kiyotaka's twisted words sank into her brain, causing it to form certain visions by itself.
Ichika: Horny senpai~
Kamuro: So even you have thoughts like that.
Arisu: Please don't make assumptions.
"I want to see your skills today which will dominate me."
"P-please... stop talking for a moment Ayanokoji-kun," Arisu spoke, while coughing slightly to distract herself.
"Use that cane of yours other than just walking."
"!"
Chairman: cough cough cough
Mashima: A-are you alright? Please handle yourself.
Arisu unexpectedly blushed and lowered her face.
Honami: Awawaa!
Kei: How...does he even know that?
Hondo: Fuck...my mind...
Ryuen: Kukuku that's really kinky.
Ishizaki: Oh...hell no.
Ibuki: Fuck, shut up!
"S-Sakayanagi-chan! Are you alright?" Hoshinomiya asked with concern.
"I just felt a little dizzy. Please don't worry about it," she said, waving her away.
'High schoolers these days have weird fetishes,' Sakagami thought with a weary sigh.
Kiyotaka: Something's definitely wrong with me.
Before they could compose themselves, the next clip started right then.
It was the time when Chabashira called Kiyotaka and Suzune to the faculty office for class matters. As they were heading out, they happened to meet with Hoshinomiya sensei.
Sae and Chie both felt an ominous indication. Although the latter was a bit excited.
Suzune: Oh god, what is he upto now?
"Wha'cha doing? Sae-chan's favorite students," she addressed them, as both of them bowed politely.
"We were here for some class matters. We just finished," politely replied Horikita. Ayanokouji nodded.
"Oooh I see~ Care to tell me what you guys talked about?" she asked, in a joking manner.
Before Suzune could say anything, Kiyotaka started talking.
"It's a long story. But I will be happy to indulge you."
As he said that, Hoshinomoya's eyes sparkled in excitement, while Horikita's eyes widened in absolute horror.
Suzune: S-stop!
Sae: God have mercy upon us.
Onodera: This doesn't look good.
"Ayano-"
"It started with when Chabashira-sensei locked me up in the kitchen forcefully without my consent."
Sae slapped her forehead, as the chairman and other teachers looked surprised. The students were flabbergasted as well, not expecting something like that.
Hoshinomiya was taken aback, clearly didn't expecting to hear something like that. Horikita rubbed her forehead in pain.
"E-excuse me?" Chie asked.
"Moreover, she threatened to expel me if I ever disobeyed her. Even though she is using me so shamelessly for her own benefit."
Chie: S-Sae-chan?!
Mashima: What is the meaning of this?
Sakagami: Someone hit that dial.
Sae: Please wait, don't misunderstand him.
She did use him, but not in the way they were thinking.
Kei: E-even sensei?
Satou: How unexpected...
Honami: No way...
'Now he has done it...' Suzune thought.
Hoshinomiya sensei, as well as the other teachers present there were shocked. Before anyone could process, a loud smack was heard as Kiyotaka rubbed the back of his head.
"Itai.."
Behind him was the culprit, Chabashira Sae, holding a clipboard, face slightly red and glaring at him.
"Wh-what the hell have you been sayi-?!"
"Bad Sae-chan. How could you treat the poor boy like this?!" Chie scolded.
"Explain yourself Chabashira-sensei."
"Is age just a number to you?"
"This is clearly harassment."
"Yeah. Do you also hit him on other places with that clipboard?"
"T-this is-!"
She tried to refute, but it was too late.
"I would like you to come and explain this to me right now," Mashima sensei coldly said, along with the others.
Sae: That misphrased brat!
Seeing the situation, Suzune quickly grabbed his hand and rushed out of the faculty office.
"Ah...did I cause a misunderstanding?"
Kiyotaka thought after contemplating a bit.
The video blacked out.
Chairman: Well? Would you like to explain?
Sae gulped when the Chairman himself was on the attack.
Ike: Tell me it's not true...Ayanokoji?
Sudou: It can't be...right?
Haruka: Heinous.
Ichihashi: Immoral.
Suzune: Don't jump to conclusions. Obviously he is making it sound...like that.
Kiyotaka: Please don't mind anything what that version of me says. He is mentally distorted.
Insulting himself felt weird, but he had to do so. Everyone was calming down, until a certain follower spoke.
Ichika: I wouldn't be surprised if he clapped that sensei.
Nanase: A-Amasawa-san!
No one paid any heed to her words, but the human mind was a wonderful thing.
?: Let's start Part 2.
Shibata: Shit. There's more?!
Nishino: Oh god.
Amikura: Not again.
Ryuen: Hell yeah!
Akito: This is crazy.
The video begins, as they tried to prepare themselves for what was coming.
"Horikita-senpai requested me to strip Nagumo."
"Bzzjt!"
Nagumo, who wasn't prepared at all, spat the coffee he was drinking out of his mouth.
Manabu raised his eyebrows in repulse. Suzune glared at Kiyotaka on the screen.
Kiriyama's phone dropped from his hand, right on the frozen ground below. Meanwhile, Kei stared incredulously at the brown haired boy.
Kiriyama: This is...
He recognized what event this was.
They were currently meeting in a secluded spot on Christmas, to discuss about urgent matters.
After gaining his composure a bit, Kiriyama slowly picked up his phone.
"I am sorry, but could you repeat that?"
"I said I will strip Nagumo bare in the near future."
Nagumo: What the...
Asahina: Brace yourself Miyabi-oops! Guess I was a bit late to say that.
"K-Kiyotaka!"
Noticing Kiriyama's wild look, she hushed him, but it was no use.
"Since Horikita-senpai failed, I have to do it. And I'll need your help too."
"E-excuse me?!"
"I need you to introduce me to some people who can help me with the striping."
Kiryuuin: That's a real mess.
Nagumo: Horikita-senpai...?
Manabu: Don't look at me.
Kiyotaka: Me neither.
"What the hell are you saying Ayanokoji?!"
Losing his composure this time, the usual calm Kiriyama blurted out. He glared at Kiyotaka, who just looked back at him confusingly.
"I...I think he means...to s...s-strip Nagumo-senpai... of his power of student council president," Kei slowly said, to clear the misunderstanding.
Kiriyama looked at her for a moment, and released a sigh.
"O-oh...that's what it was."
"I don't understand. What's so confusing about it?"
Kiriyama: Everything, you little-!
Kei: I can't... deal with this.
Kiryuuin: Which striping would you prefer Nagumo?
Nagumo:...
"You-! Ugh...forget about it. Let's just proceed-"
As he started speaking, Kiyotaka again interrupted.
"Oh, and I also wanted to know if he lets you in his pants quite often."
"..."
"...I am leaving. Let's do this another day."
He curtly said and turned around, heading for the dorms.
Kiriyama: I'm fortunate that I didn't have to deal with something like that.
"What's wrong with him?" Kiyotaka asked after he left.
Kei facepalmed.
Ryuen: kuku what an interesting start.
Katsuragi: I don't see how you find this funny.
Ryuen: There is a reason why you are bald, Katsuragi.
Katsuragi:...excuse me?
Hiyori: Ryuen-kun!
A group of girls from Class D were walking down the hallway.
Mainly Mii-chan, Mori, Matsushita, Azuma, Nishimura and Maezono.
The girls mentioned had sweat trickling down their face.
Shinohara: From the bottom of my heart, stay strong girls.
Kei: What she said.
Maezono: Please stop s-scaring us.
On their way, they spotted two boys from the same class coming this direction.
Hirata Yousuke and Ayanokoji Kiyotaka.
Hashimoto: So it's Hirata this time.
Shibata: Oh boy...
Hirata looked a little surprised, but tried to stay composed and optimistic.
They seemed to be discussing about something as well.
"Heeey~ Hirata-kun, Ayanokoji-kun."
Maezono waved as they came close.
"Hi there!"
"H-hello."
"Sup."
"Good day."
The girls greeted them individually.
Hirata gently smiled while Kiyotaka just nodded in response.
"What are you guys upto?" Azuma casually asked.
Hirata started to talk.
"Oh, we are just-"
"Hirata said he will let me play with his balls."
"..."
"Yes, I- huh?!"
Hashimoto: He will what now?!
Sudou: What in the goddamn world?!
Shibata: Oh hell nah!
Ishizaki: This is...beginning to mess with my mind.
Hearing this statement, Hirata and the girls were flabbergasted.
"Wa wa aaaa..." Mii-chan looked red with her eyes becoming cloudy.
"Wh-what did you just-?" Azuma stuttered.
"I was curious how to play with them. So Hirata said he will gladly show me."
Hirata: W-wait, stop!
He became frantic as the video progressed further. A few boys felt pity for him, while others simply enjoyed it. The girls tried to ignore the video itself.
Mori covered her ears and closed her eyes, trying to block the obscenity from corrupting her brain.
Hirata panicked.
"W-wait. It's not what it-"
"We are going to move them around, man to man. Since Hirata seems to have a lot of experience.
Kei: Don't think don't think don't think aaaagghhh!
Onodera: Why is...he doing this? Did he have a grudge in his past life?
Nishimura: I-I don't know anymore...
Mii-chan: fldjsjsh!
Kiyotaka: I sincerely apologise for this-
Hirata: I-it's fine. Y-you didn't do anything.
"T-t-t-ta ta-" Ichihashi broke down on the spot.
"L-let's go girls. T-t-they seemed to be b-busy at the moment," Matsushita quickly ushered, dragging away the group to give them some privacy.
"No, please wait! Let me explain."
Hirata tried to stop them, but they were already gone.
A few moments of silence passed.
"Is learning to play football weird these days?" Kiyotaka asked.
Hosen: This motherfu-! So just say that!
Ichika: He wasn't wrong though~
Nanase: Not...too be rude to senpai, but everything is wrong with...that phrasing.
Shibata: I would quit playing if anybody asked me to teach them play with my balls.
Amikura: That's just straight up perverted!
Hirata let out a sigh and looked at him.
"You...didn't do that on purpose, right?"
As a response, he only received the tilt of a curious head.
"Right, you have no clue..."
Ryuen: I really don't care if it's on purpose or not, but this shit is worth watching kukukku
It was the second period.
Sakagami-sensei was teaching, as the students of Class D silently listened. Even if the lesson was mundane, no dared to make a sound due to fear of class point deduction.
Kiyotaka, who seemed really bored, looked towards his new seatmate, Matsushita Chiaki.
"Hey, Matsushita..."
He whispered, as to not disturb the others.
"Hm..?"
Chiaki heard him and silently nod her head, while staring ahead. Kiyotaka thought for a moment about how to convey his words to her, since he rarely did this with someone.
Chiaki: Is it...too late to apologise for my sins?
"I want to try the missionary with you."
"..."
"..."
There was absolute silence for a while, as the words gradually sank in.
"WHAT?!"
A minute of silence passed without any response from the girl. Kiyotaka wondered if she hadn't heard him properly. So he repeated again.
"After class, would you like to do the missionary with me?"
Chiaki was blushing with a dumbfounded look on her face.
Ike: Okay, this is it! What else could he possibly mean with that?!
Suzune: Pervert.
Mori: How could he..be so...
Maezono: Saying t-this with a straight face is on a different level of unfairness.
Kikuchi: You know, this could land you directly in jail for harassment.
Azuma: It would have if he was ugly.
Sotomura: For him, it's harizzment.
Chiaki: T-this is not funny!
Kushida: How lucky
He bit louder this time, he spoke.
Crack!
The pencil in Chiaki's hand broke. Blood quickly rose to her face. Even the surrounding students who overheard him had an incredulous look on their face.
"I...heard you..." Chiaki muttered, in an embarrassed tone.
"Is that a yes?"
Kiyotaka pushed on.
Kiyotaka felt embarrassed from looking at his own actions.
"..."
"...what...are you even saying...?
Kiyotaka sighed.
He thought that maybe he wasn't loud and clear enough.
Oh well.
"I want to do the missionary with you, Matsushita."
"!"
"H-hey...!"
"T-the fuck is he saying...?"
Suzune who was seated in the middle, directly glared at the boy, who was as oblivious as ever.
The usual composed Chiaki was a blushing mess from hearing him say such thing, not once, but thrice.
Kei: Just stop Kiyotakaaa!
Suzune: I suddenly feel relieved that we don't have that Ayanokoji-kun.
Sakagami-sensei loudly coughed, attracting their attention. Usually, he wouldn't bother to reprimand the students due to the nature of this school. But Kiyotaka's unusual persistent for doing 'missionary' right in the middle of the class was downright giving him intrusive thoughts.
The teachers collectively glanced at the man, who was maintaining a stone face.
Chie: What is this we hear about, Sakagami-kun~?
Sakagami: It is what it is 🗿
"Please... pay attention."
All the students went immediately silent, as the class went on with a few occasional glances thrown at Kiyotaka.
After class ended.
"Alright. Spit it out! What the hell are you cooking this time?" Ike demanded, looking at the boy.
"Y-yeah. Wh-what did you m-meant by that?" Chiaki hesitantly asked.
"This would have been borderline harassment, if we didn't know what you are usually like," said Shinohara.
"K-Kiyopon. Just what in the world had gotten into you?!"
Haruka asked with a dumbfounded look, as Airi nodded behind her.
"I was asking Matsushita for a mis-"
"We heard that already!"
Most of them shouted in unison.
Ike: I swear to god if this is another one of his dumb misunderstandings.
Hondo: Nothing comes to mind honestly.
"God knows what Sakagami-sensei is thinking right now," Keisei muttered.
"I will apologise to him later," Hirata volunteered.
"He should be the one to do that. But then again, I bet he has no clue," Suzune said, shaking her head.
"Of course," Kei said, rolling her eyes.
Ryuen: Hah! I bet he is just messing with ya'll.
Some people considered that possibility, but it was hard to imagine him doing such a thing.
After confronting Kiyotaka once more, they came to know that Missionary was the name of an arcade shop that just opened in Keyaki Mall. Apparently, no one knew about it yet.
Ike:...
Hondo:...
Sudou:...huh?
Komiya: What in the actual-?
Watanabe: T-there's no arcade with that ridiculous name!
Shibata: Yeah!
Ishizaki: What the hell...
Hashimoto: Guess it only exists there, haha.
"You know, I would've considered your proposal if you didn't phrase it like that," Chiaki said, her face color returning to normal.
Nishimura: hm~?
Ichihashi: Which one Chiaki-chan~?
Azuma: Maybe both?
Chiaki: p-please don't tease me.
"I just asked normally."
"No you didn't Kiyopon."
"Hm mm..." Kushida nodded.
Kiyotaka sighed.
This class was way too dirty minded.
The whole class: NO, WE ARE NOT!
"Anyone else would like to do it with me?" he again asked.
"Oh god..." Mori muttered.
"Yeah. I am also thinking of doing the missionary with someone," Kikuchi joked.
"Stop it, please..." Azuma insisted.
"Am I the only one wondering why they named an arcade shop like that?" Akito spoke.
Amikura: Finally, someone with common sense.
"I-if you want, I could do it with you, Ayanokoji-kun."
With a blushing face Sato offered quickly, not missing the chance of... hanging out with him.
Mori: Out of all people, you are definitely suspicious, Maya-chan.
Satou: H-hehe...
Kei: Don't 'hehe' me.
"M-Maya-chan?!"
"Great."
Kiyotaka nonchalantly said.
"See yourself a doctor, Ayanokoji," Miyamoto suggested.
"I don't think anybody could fix his phrasing problem," Ike sighed.
The video ends here-
Is what they thought, but much to their dismay, another begins.
One day, Kiyotaka entered a shop on the third floor of Keyaki Mall. He had been tasked with something troublesome, so he was going to take care of it. He only hoped that he could find the thing here.
There were more customers than usual around here. Without wasting time, he directly went to the counter.
"How may I help you, Sir?"
Upon noticing him, the staff in charge politely asked.
Kiyotaka looked around for a bit to see if anyone was listening. He then looked towards the staff with a serious expression.
"Do you sell... those things?"
Kaneda: That line alone is already full of misdirections.
A moment of silence.
"Um...could you elabora-?"
"That thing which explodes with a boom and spreads mayhem."
"..."
"..."
"Huh?"
"W-what..?"
Most of them didn't expect something like this.
The staff gulped.
"Do you... possibly mea-?"
"Something that's tumultuous enough to reach the news."
The staff startes to sweat a bit. A few people around started to pay attention.
"S-sir?"
"I want everyone to get caught in the blast."
"Sir!"
"Oh, do they also come with remote detonators?"
"W-why do you need that?"
"To stay out of the blast radius, of course."
Sae: Blast radius? What is he planning?!
The staff wanted to cry for help, but was too scared to do so.
Shibata: O-oi!
Ishizaki: Is he planning to blow stuff up or something?
Tsubaki: Straight up terrorism.
"I-I have to contact the manager."
"You seem nervous."
"N-no-"
"Did you get what I was talking about?"
"I-I-I-"
The other staff and students around were also wary and on their guard.
"What is he... looking for exactly?"
"He is scaring everyone there."
Kiyotaka looked at a shelf and spotted the thing he was looking for.
"Ah, that."
He pointed.
The staff and the rest of them looked towards the shelf.
"Firecrackers...?"
A wave of realization suddenly washed over him.
"That's right. It's for the upcoming cultural festival. Our class wanted to make the inauguration more appealing," Kiyotaka explained.
The crowd collectively sighed in relief. One of them closed the dial pad on their phone.
Akito: For the love of-
Keisei: Kiyotaka will seriously find himself in trouble some day.
Onodera: Poor staff guy. He really looked scared for his life.
Kanzaki: I wouldn't be surprised if he quit the job.
Hashimoto: It would've been funnier if Ayanokoji went there in a white dress and long beard.
Kamuro: Do you really want to see the school in a state of emergency?
Kiyotaka purchased the item. Before he could leave, the staff called out to him.
"Um...sir?"
"Yes?"
"Has anyone ever told you about how your phrasing is a...bit off?"
Kiyotaka looked surprised.
"Yes, many times actually. How could you tell?"
The staff smiled forcefully.
"Oh, no reason."
Many people laughed pitifully, seeing his current state.
It was another peaceful da- nah, who am I kidding?
The students quickly moved away as the first year student, Hosen Kazuomi of Class D, strode through the hallway with heavy steps. Anybody could tell that he was in a very bad mood.
The reason?
Well...
"Ayanokouji, you bastard! Where are you?!"
He yelled on the top of his lungs, causing some of the students around to flinch.
Ichika: Oh boy. I could tell this is gonna be fun.
Hosen: Shit...
Nanase: I hope the best for you.
"What's the matter gorilla? Did you ran out of bananas again?"
Casually throwing an insult towards him, Ryuen Kakeru appeared, with a grin plastered on his face. Hosen glared at him.
"I don't have the time to deal with you. Tell me, where can I find Ayanokoji?!"
Ryuen, still grinning, shrugged his shoulders.
"Who knows."
"..."
"You are fucking messing with me, huh?"
"Kukuku, sorry. Couldn't't help it. Besides, what did he do this time?"
Ryuen: kukuku
Hosen was getting nervous about what was going to be shown.
Hosen was a bit perplexed.
"You...haven't you seen the message?" Hosen asked.
"What message?"
"Check the forums."
Ryuen took out his phone and entered the school forum. There was a new message posted this morning, right at the top from an anonymous account.
Last night, after the fight with Sudou, Ayanokoji outsmarted him and made a deal of having Hosen as his partner in the upcoming exam.
Ike: huh? What fight?
Sudou: Well...
However, Hosen had a condition.
To post a anonymous message from Kiyotaka saying that he had beaten up a senior. Seeing no loss, Kiyotaka agreed quickly, much to Sudou's dismay. But they agreed not to reveal his name.
Suzune: This never happened. What message...?
So in short, Kiyotaka was supposed to post the message this morning, saying that Hosen had pummelled a second year student.
"Kukkuku, what the hell is this? Kuhahaha!"
Laughing uncontrollably, Ryuen clutched his stomach from the amusement.
"Fucking hell, why did I even say it..." Hosen grumbled.
Students looked curious about the said message.
Meanwhile, inside his room, Kiyotaka was relaxing on his bed. Since he got injured the previous night, he was given the day off for recovery.
He decided to check the message he had sent this morning.
Immediately, he noticed that something was off.
"Ah. I made a mistake."
It was a small mistake on his part. A typo. He wasn't careful enough while writing it.
"Oh well. It doesn't make that much of a difference."
Saying so, Kiyotaka shut his phone.
The feeling of dread was only increasing inside him.
Hosen: Fuck...what did he do...?
What he intended to write:
First year student, Hosen Kazuomi had beaten a meathead senior of the second year. He completely pummelled him last night.
The screen changed and showed the actual message.
What he wrote:
First year student, Hosen Kazuomi had beaten the meat of a senior of the second year. He completely pounded him last night.
"..."
Ichika: Pfft bhaha!
She was the first one to burst out, following a chain reaction as others also started laughing.
Ryuen: kukuhaha! I didn't realize that the gorilla swinged the other side of the branch.
Hosen: FUCK YOU! AYANOKOUJI!
Kiyotaka: Don't yell at me. I have nothing to do with this.
Ichika and the other first years were still laughing. Even Nanase looked away awkwardly.
Ike: Hahaha, Ken you had fun!
Sudou: Sh-shut it Kanji!
Meanwhile he was getting teased by his friends.
Hashimoto: Oh man, my stomach hurts...
Ishizaki: haha...Imagine posting this on the forums..
Komiya: His life is over.
Suzune: This...can't be a mistake.
Ryuen: Kukuku I am feeling very creative all of a sudden.
Hosen: Don't you fucking dare, Ryuen!
"AYANOKOJII!"
Hosen's desperate screaming could be heard across the school campus. At the same time, rumors sprout of him having crude desires for the same gender.
Hamaguchi: The amount of damage it caused is immeasurable.
Andou: Pftt! Please..
Utomiya: Keep your distance from me, Hosen.
Hosen: Fuck you!
It was another after-school study session in the library. Because of what happened last time, Suzune told that it wasn't necessary for Kiyotaka to come, but since the Ayanokoji group was here, he tagged along anyway. Only after promising Suzune that he wouldn't cause any trouble.
Akito/Keisei: Oh no...
Kei: Why would you allow him again, Horikita-san?
Suzune: The other me is going to regret it.
"How is yours, Haruka?" Kiyotaka suddenly asked.
The silent group immediately became tensed.
"...my what?" she asked,
"Your measures."
"..."
Haruka gave a look towards Kiyotaka, who was trying his best to ignore it.
Azuma: Now now. Since there was an explanation for something like... the missionary, I'm sure this has one too.
Haruka: That's...not the point here.
Kiyotaka kept looking at her, from her perspective, specifically at her chest. The boy completely ignored Suzune's glare directed towards him.
"Kiyopon?" Haruka smiled sweetly.
"Hm...?"
"Why would you want to know my measures? Even if we are close, there's still a line you shouldn't cross, you know."
She was also aware of him as a boy. But because Kiyotaka was so clueless sometimes, Haruka didn't hesitate to tell him when he was in the wrong.
Kiyotaka looked confused.
"What's wrong with knowing about it? You've already let me handle them before."
Keisei: Oh god...
Haruka: T-this...
"!"
"N-not again, please..."
"Wawawa-!"
"H-Haruka-chan?"
Airi looked at her with a betrayed expression. Keisei was fixing his glasses, in an attempt to hide his flustered face. Akito was the only one unfazed, seeming to know where this was going.
"You always showed them to Keisei."
"K-Kiyopon!"
She couldn't help, but cry out.
Akito gave a look towards Keisei.
Sudou: What the-? Yukimura?
Ike: Dude...
Keisei: D-don't give me that look! This is obviously another misunderstanding.
"Y-Yukimura-kun?" Suzune looked at him with shock.
He slammed his hands on the table.
"N-no. I-I am absolutely innocent here!"
"I always thought he was a bit more serious than the others," Ichihashi muttered.
"I guess that thing about the glasses guy being the most suspicious one isn't totally wrong," Azuma nodded.
"Yeah. I wonder how many cups he had fondled under the pretense of tutoring others."
Keisei looked lost for words.
Even the Keisei here was flabbergasted.
Keisei: I-is that how you girls...see me?
Azuma: N-no!...I think.
Ichihashi: Yeah! Shinohara-san thinks like that.
Shinohara: What the-? Don't bring me into this!
Ike: Welcome to the club, Yukimura.
Akito: You really got lumped in with Ike. Don't feel bad man.
Keisei:...you are enjoying this, aren't you?
"A-Ayanokouji-kun. Please tell me that you are phrasing things wrong again," Nishimura pleaded.
"What is wrong about it? I just wanted to know Haruka's measure."
Haruka: Ahhh stop!
Kiyotaka: It's really better to stop here. Not like I'm interested in knowing her measures...yeah.
"D-do you even realize what you are doing?!" Keisei cried.
The girl in question was red from sheer embarrassment.
"F-fine. I-if you want to... know so badly..." she took a breath and whispered in a barely audible voice.
The group went immediately silent.
"... F...I think... It... c-could be G too..."
Haruka: N-noooooo!
Even the unfortunate sized girls felt sympathy for her, as her size got revealed publicly.
"Damn, that's big."
All the girls immediately turned to the source of the voice. He was lucky they couldn't find him among the crowd.
Akito: I know it's big, but read the room moron.
Kiyotaka titled his head in confusion.
'Here it comes,' Akito thought, turning the next page of the book he was studying.
"I understand F, but...G? Is that even a grade?"
"...eh?" Haruka looked perplexed.
"Eh?"
As well as the others.
There were a few seconds of absolute silence among the group.
Keisei slumped on his chair, sweating heavily.
"Just say that you wanted to know her scores...goddamn it..."
Kei: Seriously...?
Shinohara: Score for measures? H-how far could he get?
Haruka:...Miyacchi?
Akito: Yeah?
Haruka: You seemed to know what was going on, but didn't say anything...
Faced with her blank stare, he couldn't respond.
Ike: Of course he didn't. He also wanted to know the jug siz- ouch!
Shinohara: Shut up pervert!
Hashimoto: Following that line of thought, mostly everyone in Class A has a good 'score'...except-
Arisu: I feel like you're having rude thoughts, Hashimoto-kun.
Kamuro: Same here.
Hashimoto: You are mistaken...
Ryuen: Well Sakayanagi does have a pretty bad score in that regard.
As he bluntly said so, Ryuen became subjected to the glares of all the girls. Some boys held their laugh, lest they might get executed.
Kiyotaka thought about evaluating Suzune, Kei and Satou, but rejected the idea immediately noticing the tense atmosphere.
Suzune checked her temperature, wondering how long she could keep up with this.
"...Kiyopon...you!"
"Yes?"
"Haruka-chan! P-please calm down," Airi quickly intercepted, before her friend exploded from the humiliation.
Meanwhile, the caretaker of the library was considering kicking them out because of the commotion they were causing.
Suzune: Good grief. Thank you for not turning out like him, Ayanokoji-kun.
Kiyotaka: You're...welcome?
Hondo: I dunno. He seems pretty funny and cool.
Mori: Of course, perverts like you would like that sort of misunderstandings.
Ryuen: Not gonna lie, even I'd prefer him like that. Right, Hosen?
Hosen: Don't talk to me, fucker!"
If he could, he would have straight up punched the Kiyotaka of the screen. Not that he could either way.
The next clip starts, and the unexpected trio on the screen got everyone's attention.
"Ayanokouji."
As they were exiting the annex, Kanzaki called out to him.
"Hm?"
"You never told me how you and Himeno met."
Kiyotaka/Himeno/Kanzaki: Ah, it's from that time.
Hamaguchi who knew about the rebelling, immediately put two and two together. Ichinose, who also figured it out later, wasn't surprised seeing them together.
But she was surprised about 'one' thing.
"How you say..."
Himeno became flustered.
"L-let it go, Kanzaki-kun."
"Oh. Is it personal?"
"No!"
She quickly refuted, to avoid causing any misunderstanding. But she had forgotten who she was walking with.
"We met back at the cruise ship on a pretty secluded spot."
"Hey!"
Honami: Yuki-chan...?
Amikura: Hmm..? What is this?
The classes looked intrigued.
Himeno glared at him, but he kept talking.
"I wanted to make her scream."
"!"
"..."
Kanzaki stopped in his tracks. Himeno looked like she wanted to strangle him to death.
"Sorry?"
"After I hit her from behind, she started screaming."
"A-Ayanokouji-kun?!"
Himeno became so flustered that she unconsciously ended up using honorifics.
Honami's eyes froze. Himeno became flustered due to coming to the spotlight and also for his stupid phrasing.
Hashimoto: hoh hoh~? What is this about?
Kei: I knew it...she is trouble.
Kushida: What the-? Even I barely talked to her!
Honami: Yuki-chan~?
Hearing her sweet yet dangerous voice sent shivers down their spine. Mostly everyone knew about her affection for Kiyotaka. All they could do was hope the poor Himeno would be safe.
Himeno: W-wait! This is a misu-
Honami: I know. But how did you two meet?
She smiled softly.
Himeno gulped. Ichinose was being too direct. She didn't know how to explain this to her.
Seeing how she was in trouble, Kiyotaka decided to help.
After he explained, they had a look of realization.
Honami: I see I see. That's great! I didn't know you two were close.
Himeno: W-we aren't...
Honami: mm..hm...It's okay!
Arisu: What an intriguing development. I suppose I should be on my guard.
"..."
Kanzaki's mind started forming images by itself.
"I never knew she had such an erratic voice."
Both Kanzaki and Himeno heard "erotic".
"Y-you can stop Ayanokoji. I shouldn't have pried," Kanzaki quickly spoke.
Himeno: Oh god...so embarrassing.
Ike: Goddamn, his phrasing is only making it worse!.
Ijuuin: Tell us something we don't know.
"N-no! Wait a moment," Himeno tried to clear the confusion.
"Yes, I did scream after he hit- No No!"
She glared at Kanzaki.
"It' . .think!"
"I...get it. Don't get mad at me."
"Ugh! I know. Ayano- Hey! Where the hell are you going?!"
Himeno screamed at Kiyotaka who was already far away from them.
"I have an appointment."
"No you don't! Get back here!"
Himeno chased after him.
Hearing her scream right now, Kanzaki couldn't help but think about what she actually sounded like when-
The clip ended, much to the dismay of the violet haired boy.
Amikura: Kanzaki-kun?
Kobashi: Pervert~
Kanzaki: I wouldn't dare.
Shibata: Damn. So even you think about these stuff.
Watanabe: Well, he is a teenager too.
Ryuen: kukuku nice meeting you Kanzaki.
Kanzaki: Please stop it. And don't give me that look, Himeno.
Himeno: *suspicious glare*
"How is it Nanase? It's longer than you thought huh?"
The first sentence of the next clip was enough to grab their attention at once.
"Y-yes. But, I think I can manage it."
"Try moving it around."
"...It's really stiff senpai," she muttered, before giving a determined look. "But I think I can make it work!"
Nanase: Huh...?
Suzune: Not her too...
"...hmm, Nanase. You've got a good grip- O-oh... don't put too much strength into it."
"...r-right. Sorry.
"Make sure to engulf the whole thing. As if you are milking it. The base is the most sensitive part."
"Mm..."
"You can start moving now. I'll guide you, since it's your first time."
"Thank you senpai. You're too kind."
"Not at all. Tell me once you start feeling hot. We will stop."
"Okay!"
Nanase had buried her face in her lap from the sheer embarrassment. Even she wasn't dumb enough to not know what it was indicating.
Ichika: How lucky Nanase-chan~
Nanase: (/ω/)
The girls and boys were blushing due to their imagination running wild.
Kei: Wh-wh-w-what in the world are they doing?!
The screen was only focusing on their faces in a close position, with a few occasional movements from Nanase...as if she was holding something.
Before assumptions were made, the screen zoomed out, as they were able to get the full view.
Nanase gripped the baseball bat in her hand, and gave it a swing.
"A little bit rough, but you will get it after a few rounds," Kiyotaka informed.
"Y-you think so?" Nanase happily asked, as Kiyotaka nodded.
They were currently practicing in the gymnasium, due to the sports festival next week. The first and second years were training together.
Suzune:...I think I need a break after this.
Chiaki: M-me too, Horikita-san.
Ibuki: Freaking hell!...just say baseball!
Kamuro: Whoever made this is a damn pervert!
Ichika: Oh...it's just baseball. How boring~right Nanase-chan? Hm~?
The poor puppy had already crashed before the misunderstanding was even cleared, currently lost in her own invasive thoughts.
"Is Ayanokoji...usually like this?" Kanzaki asked, hesitantly.
Several students around who were listening to them, had complicated thoughts.
"You have no idea," Hirata deadpanned.
"What he said," Suzune nodded.
"..." Kushida just silently stared at the bat in Nanase's hand. Unbeknownst to them, Ichinose was also intently listening to their practice.
Kushida: C-Calling me out like that was completely unnecessary!
"I suddenly feel like learning baseball," Kei muttered.
Kei blushed and looked away as she received contemplating stares.
"Kouhai-chan is just too pure to grasp Kiyopon's lecherous phrasing," Haruka said, discontentedly.
"Ayanokouji will get cancelled some day if this goes on," Sudou warned.
"Hey Nanase! Stay away from that freak!"
Hosen's voice could be heard from a distance. Nanase simply glared at him, before going back to swinging the bat.
"For once, I agree with that guy," Akito muttered.
"Fufu~this seems like fun," Ichika mumbled from a distance.
Ryuen: Kuku I guess it's pretty bad when even that Gorilla calls him out.
?: Next one will be the final clip.
"Ugh, finally..."
"My mind's fucked at this point."
Kiyotaka: Let this nightmare end already.
In the faculty room, the teachers were currently busy with their respective works.
It was at that moment, when Chabashira-sensei strode inside with a student following her.
Sae's face morphed into that of horror.
"Why did the last one have to be me?!"
Chie: Hshh! Quiet down. Let us listen.
Sakagami: Don't worry. We won't judge you.
Sae: This is doesn't make it any better...
It wasn't an unusual scenario itself, only if that student was someone else.
"Chotto matteee Sae-chan!"
Hoshinomiya's voice stopped them in their tracks. The other teachers also looked up at them.
"Where you going with Ayanokoji-kun?"
Chabashira-sensei felt stares from all over the room.
"None of your business. It's a matter only between us."
"Sounds suspicious."
"Agreed."
There were a few mumblings among the teachers.
"Stop Sae-chan. We will believe it only after listening to what Ayanokoji-kun says," Chie declared.
Amikura: Oh no...
Himeno: Anything but that...
Kanzaki: She just wants chaos at this point.
Hashimoto: That can't be anything good.
Mori: For the last time guys, let's brace oursleves.
Sotomura: Ameen.
Chabashira's eyes widened in horror.
'No...anything but that.'
Her trembling eyes met Kiyotaka's.
The boy understood that he had caused a misunderstanding last time. So he felt responsible and wanted to rectify it.
He gave a reassuring nod to his homeroom teacher, signalling that he will handle this. Chabashira looked doubtful.
"Chabashira-sensei is going to help me climb the stairs to adulthood."
Ryuen: Fucking sadist.
Katsuragi: Does he mean...consultation or something?
"C-consultation! He means consultation!"
Ryuen: Kuku you were right.
Sae tried to cover the damage, but the causality caused by the attack is overwhelming.
"We are going to have an intense makeout session."
Asahina: HUH?!
Honami: A-Ayanokouji-kun!
Ishizaki: How does that even-?
"Makeover!"
She was about to burst out from the sheer embarrassment.
"She will teach me the ways of hooking up."
Shibata: Hey, that's just-
Hashimoto: Doesn't make sense at this point.
"Chabashira-sensei!"
The teachers collectively shouted at her.
"W-wait...I can expla-"
"To the chairman's office. Right now," Mashima-sensei dragged her out of the faculty room.
Kiyotaka looked onward with a confused expression.
Most of the teachers had wild and amused expression seeing the usual stoic Chabashira getting violated like this. Even the Chairman was having a little fun.
Before the screen blacked out, it changed to Kiyotaka's face, which had a slight shift from his impassive visage
He was glad that he had a natural poker face, otherwise he would be grinning madly right now.
The Video Ends
Silence followed after the end of this spectacle, which didn't last long due to someone's hollowing laughter.
Ryuen: Hah! I knew it. He was trolling all along!
Hiyori: What...an unexpected twist.
Manabu: I didn't expect that, truthfully.
Nagumo: We have to admit, he got us good.
Kei: All of it...was on purpose?
Akito: Kiyotaka of that verse is a literal menace.
Keisei: I think...I prefer ours.
Hosen: So he typed that message on purpose too? That damn fucker!
Ichika: fufu~ it was just a silly mistake, Pounder.
Hosen: Don't you even dare-!
Kanzaki: What a day this has been.
Himeno: I just want to go home...and die.
Satou: Ayanokoji-kun was fooling us all along.
Mori: Y-yeah...
Azuma: Kudos to him for making the entire class perverted.
Suzune: He needs to be taught a lesson.
Mii-chan: T-true!
Hirata: I suppose it's fine, since he didn't mean any harm.
Sudou: So you're okay with letting him play with your balls?
Hirata: E-except that!
Ike: See? That's exactly why he is a threat to mankind! Don't you agree too, Ayanokoji?
Kiyotaka:...
Did he really ask me if I agree that I am a threat to mankind?
?: Well, did you guys enjoyed that?
Except a few satisfied nods, the host observed noticeable groans from the people around. And the victims were still recovering from all the phrase attacks.
?: I guess...not?