What if: Classroom of the Elite (Reaction+Oneshots)
By : Ordinary-Kun
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Reaction: Yandere Kei
The weekend is over and today, the students were supposed to be present in the theatre for a new batch of videos.
For the past few days, Kiyotaka was the main victim of constant jealous looks from the guys and teasing from the girls, that mostly included the close friend circles of Kushida and Ichinose. At this point, he gave up of explaining that he didn't have anything to do with it.
Additionally, he was the subject of admiration for many first year students, asking him to teach them how to easily capture a maiden's heart like he does, which again, he had nothing to do with. Although it was tiring, he welcomed the points that came with his so-called valuable advice.
His initial goal to become a memorable existence was fulfilled so abruptly that he started to feel empty once again.
"How does it feel to be popular, Kiyotaka?"
As the both of them walked together to the theatre, Kei indicated that question with a small grin.
"Not bad, I guess."
"You can be complacent about it too, you know," she nudged him playfully.
"Aren't you mad?" he curiously asked.
"Hm? Oh, well... it's a bit conflicting, you know."
Kiyotaka nodded, understanding her inner turmoil.
"Well, I admit that one part of me is upset and jealous. But another part of me is really happy that everybody is finally looking at you. Everything you did for the class and the other people you helped. I won't lie when I say that some will criticize your methods, but it doesn't really change the fact you helped them improve."
Kiyotaka was grateful for his partner's consideration in this situation.
"E-enough of that! Let's see what my boyfriend is going to pull today!" she became embarrassed after singing his praises so brazenly.
"Yeah, let's go."
The students swarmed inside the theatre along with the teachers. The host was patiently waiting for them to be sitted.
Before the raging storm of teenage banters increased any further, the host loudly clapped his hands, that immediately brought silence.
?: Let's begin.
The monitor suddenly brightened in the dark room, which blinded most of their eyes.
To their surprise, a quote had once again surfaced at the starting of the video.
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«𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐝»
-𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏
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Suzune: A...red flag?
Maezono: Oh boy, that doesn't sound good at all.
Chiaki: As if we haven't already seen our fair share of it.
Nishimura: It might be a big deal if they are mentioning it explicitly this time.
Hirata: Did Mark Manson really say that?
Keisei: It could be something along those lines. I don't recall anything.
Kei: Kiyotaka is definitely surrounded by a lot of them, mainly those two culprits.
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She didn't bother to hide her glare to those girls.
Kiyotaka: I don't even need my gut to tell me that this isn't going to end well for me.
It was 6:00 in the morning, my body naturally awakens at that time. As I strecthed my arms beneath the blanket, my face turned around only to find a familiar face. even in the semi-dark room I instantly recognized that face. i mean, why wouldnt i?
In front of my eyes, there was a beauty whose charm was indescribable.
Her blonde hair which is usually tied in a ponytail was now loose, and those violet eyes were the only thing I could look into. I felt like I could get lost in those, my eyes noticed violet jewels narrow slightly.
It was my girlfriend.
"Kei?" I muttered under my btreath.
"Good morning, Kiyotaka-kun," she said, ruffling my hair.
Kei blushed from the sudden embarrassing scene of them together in a bed. Out of all the things she imagined, this was definitely not one of them. Well, who could blame her?
Various encouraging, but also mocking comments could be heard from around the hall.
Ryuen: Guess they finally took pity on her.
Arisu: Fufu, they finally remembered that he had a girlfriend too.
Nishikawa: It was about time, I suppose.
Sato: Oooh, finally it's Kei-chan's turn! That means I'm close too!
Ichihashi: I think you messed up your thoughts with what you wanted to say, Maya-chan.
Sonoda: Good for you Kei-chan, he he.
Kei: Hmp!
She pouted, but feeling all happy and giddy inside.
Kiyotaka: I see. When the host said that this video would be family friendly, maybe he really meant it this time. Perhaps, I will treat him later as an appreciation.
Amikura: I guess, we will see the lovey dovey moments between them.
Kobashi: Yeah. I hope it won't be too intense...if you know what I mean.
Ninomiya: Here's hoping for a wholesome video!
Honami stared at the screen intensely. Her own feelings aside, she was innately curious about what aspects of Karuizawa Kei had attracted Kiyotaka in the first place.
"Good morni-wait, what are you doing in my bed? More importantly, how did you get in?"
I questioned my girlfriend who was laying next to me and giggling at my question.
As far as I remember, I always lock my door everytime i come home. There is no way I could have forgotten today. There are two possibilities. One, she hid here when i wasn't home, only to emerge when i went to bed.
Two, she broke into my house. The latter is more likely.
There was small ripple of confusion that spread among the serene mass of audience.
Mii-chan: T-that's so bold!
Azuma: Heeh~ so Karuizawa-san is actually the assertive one in your relationship?
Sato: Really, Kei-chan?
The girl in question was bamboozled from this sudden confrontation.
Kei: N-no! We respect each other's boundaries. If I wanted to stay the night over, I'd always ask first!
She was far from calm to articulate her own response. After the words settled down on the others, several girls blushed and squealed, while Kiyotaka received looks full of shock and jealousy.
Once Kei realized what she just said, she quickly covered her face.
Kei: (muffled) I-I-I mean, issh not like we spen the nigh-!
Ichihashi: So romantic, kyaa~!
Sato: W-wow, I can't believe you just said that.
Ryuen: It looks the monster is getting some action every night.
Katsuragi: This feels so rude.
Kaneda: That's because, it is.
Ike: Damn you-Oh!
He stopped himself, remembering he had a girlfriend too.
Hondo: Damn you, Ayanokoji!
Miyamoto: And you can't use that 'other universe' excuse this time!
Kiyotaka: Not like you listen to it anyways.
Honami: So Ayanokoji-kun doesn't mind a woman who barges into his room late at night without permission? I see.
Amikura: No, Honami-chan. Karuizawa-san clearly said that she asks for it- oh god, that sounds so wrong.
She slapped her forehead.
Honami: Huh, what are you talking about?
Ninomiya: You would be surprised how transparent your internal monologues are, Honami-chan.
Nagumo: Well, it seems he understood that part of a relationship very clearly.
Morishita: Assuming she is telling the truth here, then does it mean that Karuizawa Kei of the screen broke into his house? Ayanokoji Kiyotaka is not a careless individual from what I've seen so far. How peculiar.
The problem right now is that she smelled really good and her face was too close to me.
Also, she broke into my house without me knowing that.
Kiyotaka: I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about Kei seems...different? No, perhaps it's new.
Suzune: It's not really my business, but how did she even do that? Even if it's his own girlfriend, Ayanokoji-kun doesn't seem like he will allow it.
"Hey Kiyotaka, did you know you make the cutest faces when you sleep," she said to me, totally ignoring my questions.
"Mmmm...really? What do I look like?"
"A poker face with an expression that says 'I'm done with life.'"
"Wait, isnt that just my usual face?"
"Yup! You're always cute!"
"..."
Most of them laughed at her antics while a few complimented about how cute the couple was.
Himeno: Is that really cute? I honestly fail to see.
Shibata: A poker face has its own charm!
Himeno:...are you trying to flirt with me?
She distanced a bit, while covering herself.
Shibata: What? No!
Honami: Despite his face which doesn't show much emotion, Ayanokoji-kun still has his charm! Anyone who doesn't see that must be blind or ignorant.
Kushida: For that matter, he really looks like he is done with life.
Inogashira: It's r-rude, putting it like that.
Kei: Hehe-! While that can't be totally denied, you know?
Kiyotaka: That's a little hurtful. It's not like I am actually done with life. I am only 16...no, 17 this year.
Sudo: Uhh...happy birthday?
Suzune: No need to reassure yourself, Ayanokoji-kun.
Hirata: Don't worry. We are here for you.
Akito: It's okay to be yourself, Kiyotaka.
Kiyotaka: I am fine...really guys.
Kushida: Pff-! Who is the pitiful one now?
Her hand, which was still ruffing my hair, felt so lovely that i could fall asleep again. Her thin, white skin was exposed around her neck, and she was in her night pajamas. Her beautiful blonde was covering her forehead
and I could smell the shampoo she used.
More squeals from the girls.
Arisu: How romantic of him.
Morishita: Too much emphasis on the smell part, but ok.
Kamuro: Yeah, kinda creepy.
Hashimoto: That's his own girlfriend, you know.
Morishita: I fail to see your point.
Hashimoto: You wouldn't understand unless you are in a relationship yourself.
Morishita: Is that so? Hmm...so I just have to be in one. Sounds troublesome. I take back what I said. I see your point now.
Hashimoto: ...way to go, avoiding the whole thing altogether.
He let out an exasperated sigh from her attitude.
Sanada: Since he is always so reserved, its refreshing to see him like this.
Ishikura: You two are so wholesome!
Sonoda: It's cute, yes.
Kei threw small and soft punches at her boyfriend, while squirming in her chair like a little girl.
Ike: Not bad, Ayanokoji. I didn't think you had it in you, man.
Sudo: Is your memory as short as your dick? Or did you really forget all the previous videos where he picked up those other girls?
Ike: What the-! That was uncalled for, Ken!
Kikuchi: To be fair, most of them were borderline harassment.
Akito: Some of them were also him getting harassed. Don't just blame one side.
Kushida: Ugh, please stop bringing those up.
Ryuen: It's just boring ass vanilla so far. I don't see where's the fun.
Ishizaki: It doesn't hurt to watch it sometimes, boss.
Nishino: Not surprised, since Ryuen looks like he is into mindbreak and violation.
Yabu: Ssh-! Quiet, he will hear you!
Ryuen: I did hear her.
Nishino: My bad. Oops.
Ishizaki: Show a little more sincerity!
Hiyori: I think the slice of life aspect is admirable too.
Ibuki: Yeah, whatever.
"I will kill everyone." Kei suddenly whispered.
"W-what?"
The light gossips abruptly ceased across the hall, as the video took all their attention at once. It was so sudden that nobody even managed to process it in time.
Most of them thought that they heard it wrong.
Kei: ...huh?
Kiyotaka: Did she just-?
Ryuen: Did that fucker just stutter?
Before they could clarify what just transpired, the video continued without any interference.
"I will kill everyone that dares to step between us... You are only mine!"
"What is this? Your Chuunibyou phase? You better cut it out or no more dates for you."
"Ah mou! Kiyotaka, you meanie!"
Needless to say, I wasn't the least bit concerned. Its likely that many people would regard it as a red flag in their relationships.
As the words clicked in place, some of the audience simultaneously remembered the quote from the beginning.
Chiaki: A little bit possessive, isn't she?
Maezono: I am sorry, but...am I the only one who got chills from her tone?
Mii-chan: N-no. It definitely startled me a little.
Kushida: You are always startled, Mii-chan. It doesn't count at this point.
Mii-chan: Waah~! You are so mean-!
Kushida: Not that I am denying there was a certain edge to her voice. Far from the usual bratty tone of Karuizawa. Or maybe she could be like that only in front of Ayanokoji-kun? Dunno.
Honami: Could it be that Ayanokoji-kun actually doesn't mind possessive girls? Or is Karuizawa-san actually not like that? Hm~
Arisu: Interesting little detail. I am curious if she is like that here too.
Ryuen: Kuku! The host certainly never disappoint us with these twists. Is it a new kink of hers in that universe?
Komiya: She is possessive? Is that the flag?
Kondo: Well, how bad can it be? It's not like Ayanokoji is in any actual danger.
Ishizaki: Right!
Katsuragi: If you are so curious, then I suggest keep watching.
But what is she even gonna do with those scrawny arms, 'ah mou' people to death?
Her threat level at this moment is like 2%
Kei's friends and a few others laughed at the unexpected jab from Kiyotaka.
Kei: Ah mouu- why are you so mean!?
She punched his arm a little harder this time.
Ichika: Hahaha I can't! It's too funny even imagining it.
Hosen: Damn, 2% is kinda sad.
Utomiya: I am sure you are not too far off either.
Hosen: Like hell I am!
Ryuen: It's kinda similar if you imagine Sakayanagi 'fufu'ing people while standing on one leg.
Arisu: I am not sure I want to hear that from someone who got 'kuku'ed on the rooftop.
Hashimoto: Haha...you lot gotta take it easy.
Kamuro: Let them be.
Suzune: You really like to mock people in your head, don't you? Now, I'm a little curious as well. What do you think the threat level of my compass attacks will be in your estimation? 5%? Maybe 6?
Kiyotaka: Don't flatter yourself.
Suzune: Then, what about the food trap?
Kiyotaka: ...you really don't bother to hide your malice these days, Horikita.
Hirata: Compass...attacks? Food trap?
Haruka: What kind of weird relationship did this two had going on before!?
You are 10 times more likely to see Yamauchi in a gay relationship with Ike, than being killed by a Karuizawa attack.
Ike: HEY, WHAT THE HELL!?
As the man in question, it would be more strange if he didn't retort.
All of his friends in question laughed without any restraint.
Sudo: Ten times? Holy crap!
Hondo: That's suspicious as hell dude haha!
Miyamoto: How many magical nights did you two have together?
Okitani: Now that I think back on it, didn't you two awfully spend a lot of time together in our first year?
Makida: Who fell asleep first at the sleepover?
Ike: Shut up! Not a single word about this!
Ijuuin: Don't worry. We won't judge...probably.
Onizuka: With a pause that long? Of course you are gonna judge the hell out of him!
Ichihashi: I guess there is one more reason for Shinohara-san to be glad that Yamauchi-kun is not here anymore.
Shinohara: W-what!? Don't tease me too!
Ryuen: So the lolicon happens to be interested in guys too? Times are changing too fast. I feel kinda old.
Albert: Me too, Boss.
Tokito: You don't even look like a highschooler.
Ike: Why the hell is it that everytime Ayanokoji is shown on screen, we are the ones catching strays!?
Kei: You are underestimating me a bit too much, don'cha think?
She smiled while poking his cheek.
Kiyotaka: It is what it is, I suppose.
I yawned trying to get rid of my drowsiness. but this simple act seemed to flip a switch on Kei. She threw the blanket off me and then wrapped her arms around me.
Her body was all over me all of a sudden!
She buried my face in her chest...so soft. She didnt have the biggest breasts but she was still a woman. My eyes widened at her unpredictable attack. I also could feel her caressing my crotch!
If dying out of embarrassment was a thing, then that would describe Karuizawa Kei right now.
Most of them averted their eyes, but those who were acquainted with the couple was astonished at this development.
Sato: I-I didn't know you are so assertive!
Chiaki: That's an understatement.
Maezono: Her hand is going places.
Kei: I-I am not...really...
Kiyotaka: It certainly is a little out of character for her. I am the one usually taking the lead.
Honami: I knew it! He likes girls who are aggressive. Dully noted.
Kobashi: Woahh! That was unexpected.
Ando: S-she is really bold!
Minamikita: And lewd...!
Chie: Heee~ So Ayanokoji-kun likes to be dom-
Chabashira shut her mouth before she could say any further.
"You must still be sleepy, Kiyotaka-kun. Dont worry, I read somewhere that cuddling with your significant other helps you fall asleep faster. So let me help you wth my body but, Ara Ara~ looks like you are enjoying
something else," she said with a smug smile on her face.
"K-Kei, I think you are s-suffocating me!"
Kei ignored my complaints and hugged me even tighter. Her hug was firm, but lovely as she kept rubbing her cheeks against my chest! A sexy and fragrant fragnance began assaulting my nose.
Ryuen: Forget Karuizawa. Who the hell is that fraud?
He glared while pointing at the Ayanokoji on screen.
Ibuki: The hell? He is getting suffocated from a hug!? And from her of all people?
Hiyori: Is that really unusual?
She was confused at her classmates reaction.
Ishizaki: It kinda is, I guess?
Yamashita: You guys are weird. They look really cute to me.
Yabu: Yeah!
Mori: I can't put my finger on it, but something is unusual about Kei-chan.
Ichihashi: It definitely is. Since when did she emit that kind of energy?
Nishimura: I don't see anything strange. She is just being more lovable than usual with her boyfriend.
Azuma: The gap moe is adorable.
Kei: S-stop it. It's embarrassing!
Unbeknownst to her, that 'Ara Ara' from before had already awakened something within a few individuals in the crowd.
I can now picture Kei cuddling people to death. Truly what a way to go down, I'm sure my father would commit suicide if he knew this is how his greatest masterpiece died.
Her threat level rose from 2% to 3%
Almost all of them were puzzled by this remark.
Arisu: Fufu Ayanokoji-kun is really dramatic sometimes. But it will be really amusing to see his father's face when he hears of such a news.
Tsubaki: Masterpiece?
Ichika: Hahaha! That's hilarious senpai!
Nanase: You are really enjoying this, aren't you?
Nagumo: That detail was too interesting to just gloss over. Greatest Masterpiece, huh?
Kiryuuin: Something about his father? I could probably make a certain assumption from this.
Ryuen: Hoh?
Kanzaki: What sort of relationship do they really have?
Manabu: His background is still shrouded in mystery. It's better not to pry much into it.
Hashimoto: Oh shit! Her threat level just increased.
Matoba: Just from a hug? That's ridiculous.
Morishige: No, no. That makes it more strange, doesn't it?
Satonaka: It's still just 1%, right?
Hashimoto: 1% from Ayanokoji's standard.
Sotomura: That death cuddle was super effective!
Miyamoto: I would die happily from that move.
All of a sudden Kei licked my ear, it felt like a surge of electricity went through my entre body.
Kiyotaka: (o_o)
Kei: (\\\)
Suzune: Other than those two fooling around, I don't see any real purpose to this video.
Kushida: Ugh...when will it end?
But I have had enough for one day.
I forcefully got out of her embrace and was now on top of her. With a swift motion, I removed the blanket exposing Kei in her pajamas, all for me to admire.
"You had your fun, but now its my turn."
"Yaay, Kiyotaka-kun is going to cuddle with me," she said in pure glee.
Dang it Kei, you are not supposed to enjoy this.
Kiyotaka: She is more aggressive than usual and-
Sato: Horny?
Kiyotaka: Yes, that.
Kei: Hauuu~(o)
Onodera: I'm...starting to see her in a new light.
Chiaki: Guess that's two of us.
Sudo: I dunno if it's just me, but something about her really bothers me.
She looked at me with expectations in her eyes and opened her arms wide, a childish look on her face. I swiftly wrapped her arms with the blanket before tying it to the bed frame.
"Ohh...kinky," Kei giggled.
I did it quickly so that she could not have enough time to react and now she was lying on the bed tied up...in my blanket. With her in this vulnerable state, she was basically at my mercy. So I did the most logical thing that any man can think of.
Expectations wasn't the only thing that was rising among the boys. Kei was getting constantly barraged with teases from her friends.
Akito: You have a very fierce lifestyle, Kiyotaka.
Haruka: How naughty, Kiyopon.
Keisei: E-ehm! Don't be rude!
Kiyotaka: This is exhausting. Not that it's my first time.
Honami: Ayanokoji-kun tying me up in bed and- NO! Bad thoughts!
Arisu: He really has a tendency to get on top, doesn't he?
I went to the bathroom to take a morning bath.
Once again, the average lemon enjoyers were visibly disappointed.
"Eh? Kiyotaka-kun, where are you going? I wont be able to hug you if you are so far away," she said while twisting and turning in th bed. "I want to smell Kiyotaka's scent."
"You do know I was in that bed the whole night, I'm sure it has my smell."
I wish I could slap my past self for saying that. I totally regretted it.
The next thing I knew, she had her face turned towards my matress and began sniffing it. All I could hear was her heavy breathing accompamied by some giggles.
"Hehehehe. Kiyotaka-kun's smell~"
All these commotion made me forget the fact that she still hadn't answered my question.
Hosen: This girl is freaking nuts!
Utomiya: You are literally the last person to judge others.
Ichika: Hehe~ Karuizawa-senpai has finally become one of us.
Nanase: Us?
Morishita: Karuizawa Kei has officially gone off the deep end.
Asahina: She has joined the dark side!
Kei: I have not!
I walked over to my main entrance door. It was securely locked, and there was no evidence of a break-in. It's possible she lockpicked the door, then snatched the homekeys and locked it again. But we're talking abut Kei here. I rather believe Hirata is straight than that.
Hirata: H-huh?
The boy in question was caught off guard from the unexpected ambush.
Ike: Ayo, Hirata?
Okitani: What the hell!?
Ishikura: N-no way.
Mii-chan: H-Hirata-kun?
Sotomura: Moshi moshi?
Obviously, confusion immediately spread among the students from Kiyotaka's controversial last statement.
Ryuen: I knew it! I knew there was something shifty about you!
Komiya: Damn, that felt like a slap to the face.
Hirata: It's a misunderstanding!
He clearly put a stop to it before things escalated and got more chaotic. Perks of being a social leader.
Mori: I-I hope so. Then again, I'd rather believe Hirata-kun over Ayanokoji-kun's misleading statements any day.
Everyone nodded, unanimously agreeing with her opinion.
Mii-chan: A-ha ha, so it's just one of Ayanokoji-kun's silly phrasings. I am glad.
Ike: I don't see any double meaning in that!
Chiaki: To be honest, Ayanokoji-kun seemed pretty straight about it to me, no pun intended.
Mii-chan: M-Matsushita-san! You are not saying-!
Chiaki: I am just kidding, relax Mii-chan.
The stalker giggled.
Mii-chan: Awaa!
Azuma: She does have a point, actually.
Kei was suspicious about it for a moment as well, before quickly brushing it off as an offhanded joke.
Suzune: I don't see the point of making a big deal out of this.
Morishita: My initial perception of Hirata Yosuke and Karuizawa Kei is changing rapidly.
Kiyotaka: I don't like the fact how they all ignored the matter of Kei breaking into my house. Unless she has a duplicate card, I don't see how she can do this. It's very possible she made one without my knowledge.
I let out a sigh and went to the bathroom to freshen up. I started showering completely disregarding the fact that I have my girlfriend tied up in my room.
The screen was only showing his head and shoulders, while the rest was covered in white smoke.
Aside from the boys who were neutral about it, the girls averted their eyes awkwardly. A select few however, was shamelessly staring at the screen as if they had unlocked photographic memory.
""I wanna see a girl showering next time!""
Unfortunately for him, everybody heard the first year's crude desires, before he got mercilessly barraged by his classmates.
Hashimoto: A little lower, and you wouldn't even care about a girls body next time.
Kamuro: Gross!
The girls scooted away while some boys of Class A nodded their heads approvingly.
Sudo: Looks like we aren't getting the prehistoric sighting today.
Ishizaki: Such a shame, such a shame.
Shibata: Another day will come soon, I believe.
Sotomura: We await patiently in our seats.
Ryuen: kuku indeed.
Hiyori: What does that mean?
Honami: What are they talking about? Is it something about him?
Chiaki: They have made that joke a few times by now. Now I'm really curious about the context.
Ninomiya: The boys are so weird and funny.
Suzune: Something tells me that I don't want to know the meaning behind that.
It felt good to have warm water fall on my skin. Or it would have if it weren't for the weird sound coming to my ears.
The fact that I recognized it made a little worried. It was my door knob.
The bathroom doorknob was being turned as if someone were attempting to open it from the other side. I peered through the curtains and saw that my poor door was not going to last long.
"Hey? Kiyotaka-kun, this is strange. The door is locked for some reason," I heard Kei's voice.
Kiyotaka: How did she get out?
Kei: Oh?
Shinohara: She seriously managed to get out of it?
Amikura: Girls who are crazy in love shouldn't be underestimated.
Ibuki: That's really not normal.
Ike: Maybe he didn't tie her up seriously?
Hondo: I wish someone would tie me up too.
Ichihashi: No, why would he even tie her up in the first place!?
Sato: You wouldn't understand since you don't have a boyfriend to do that to you.
Ichihashi: O-ouch! And why are you saying as if you do!? And even if I had one, letting him tie me up is a bit-
Sato: It's the difference in taste, girl.
She spoke proudly.
Azuma: You mean, difference in the rate of hormone production.
Wait, she got out of that blanket? How? I recall tying Sudo up like that as a favor for Horikita (something about being a bad dog) but even he couldn't get out.
Suzune: Excuse me!? What?
She turned her head sharply towards Kiyotaka.
Kiyotaka: Don't look at me. You were the one who asked for it.
Kei: Why would you do that even as a favor? No, wait. Who even asks for a favor like that!?
She threw a questionable look at Horikita.
Onodera: Sudo-kun?
Sudo: Please don't give me that "trashiest existence on earth" kind of look. I literally have no freaking clue why he said that!
Miyamoto: You are suspicious, man.
Kikuchi: You, Ike and Hirata have some wild stuff going on.
Ike: Leave me out of it, jeez!
Makida: The wildest one so far is definitely Karuizawa-san.
Ryuen: Kuku! Some real kinky shit is happening in that universe, that's for sure.
Kondo: Damn Sudo. Bad dog, boy! Woof!
Komiya: Bahaha! Stop it, dude!
Sudo: Don't make me come over there and kill you, Kondo!
Kiyotaka: They are once again ignoring the matter of how Kei got out of that blanket. Whatever. Maybe it's not that important after all.
"Of course it is. I'm taking a shower right now."
"That's why I wanna come in. I was gonna take a shower with you. I even brought my clothing for the occasion. Let me wash your back as well," she said in a seductive tone.
"..."
"Kiyo-kun~let Onee-chan in. Onee-chan will take good care of you~"
She went from 'Ara Ara Kei' to 'Onee-chan Kei' real fast.
I gulped when I heard her voice shift and my mind ran wild.
Kei: Iiiyaa!
She shook her head violently and hid herself out of embarrassment.
Even the guys who didn't know her personally were completely dazed by this behaviour.
"If she told me to die, I'd happily do so."
"If my girl isn't like this, I don't want her."
"Damn right!"
"Bold to assume you would even get one."
"I'd be fine with anything, as long as its alive."
"I feel like I'll regret this, but...what do you mean by that?"
"Breathing is optional."
"What the fu-!?"
Sato: You should definitely take some lessons from her, Kei-chan!
Kushida: Onee-chan? Really?
She rolled her eyes in amusement.
Haruka: So Kiyopon is into that kind of play?
Ichihashi: How crude~
Kiyotaka: I am not.
Kei: Muri Muri Muri
Nishimura: It was so baffling that even Ayanokoji-kun lost his composure.
Chiaki: I say, it's worth a try.
Kiyotaka: Please, stop encouraging her.
Honami: Hehe, Ayanokoji-kun looks so troubled. Um, I-if he wants, maybe I could also...
"No! Stay right there and don't you dare try to burst open the door and enter!" My voice echoed in the empty bathroom.
"Kiyotaka if you don't let me in, I'm gonna take an axe and come in 'The shining style'," she said, dropping the bomb.
Ryuen: Kuku! So you couldn't win against your own girlfriend? Tell me Ayanokoji, do you like being dominated?
Kiyotaka: I think I- nevermind. I am not answering that.
Hiyori: You are making him uncomfortable.
Ryuen: That's the point.
Arisu: It's okay, Ayanokoji-kun. I think you are definitely on the offensive side.
Hashimoto: Huh? How do you know that?
Machida: D-don't tell me-
Kamuro: Another one of your mind games? Tch, It's getting predictable at this point.
Arisu: Ara~ I wonder.
She hid her blush, recalling the fateful day when he had mercilessly played with her pride.
Asahina: She definitely seems to be possessive over him. It's not a lie when I say that some guys might be even into it.
Kei: I-I swear I am not like this-
Sato: Yeah, we know that's impossible.
Kei: ...You denied that pretty quickly, didn't you? Even I can be aggressive if I wanted to.
Azuma: The behaviour I've seen so far from you is downright bad and obsessive.
Maezono: True! True!
Kiyotaka: It would be difficult to maintain a stable relationship if she was really like that. But for some reason, I have a feeling that I won't get out of it unscathed.
That took a drastic turn, to say the least. Most individuals would consider this a significant red flag. Maybe its my fault; I should have spotted this aspect of her before starting a relationship wth her.
Ok, let's recap everything.
Sotomura: It is a red flag, Ayanokoji-dono. Don't just ignore it.
Kikuchi: That's what the quote said too.
Mori: Ah, so it was a premonition. I see now.
Watanabe: It's the worst when you see the flags right after starting a relationship.
Beppu: That's rough, buddy.
Watanabe: ...you were waiting all this time patiently just to say that one line, weren't you?
Beppu: Someone had to do it.
He shrugged in response.
She somehow broke into my house just to watch me sleep.
Told me she is willing to kill anyone who gets between our love.
Tried to make love to me in the pretense of cuddling.
And now she is trying to enter my bathroom where I'm naked to do god knows what.
The signs are all there. Even a 4-year old can figure it out.
The summary of the events had left them thinking about the intent behind watching this video.
Amikura: Okaaay~ so she is crazy too, just like someone I know.
Himeno: Is this really normal even if you're in a relationship?
Minamikita: Definitely not, Yuki-chan.
Honami: Now I know that Karuizawa-san's love for Ayanokoji-kun is really genuine. I am sure we will get along well!
Ichika: Fufu, I like this senpai~!
Nanase: If you like her, then that means she is no good.
"I still stand by what I said. If my girl isn't like this, I don't-"
"Shut up. We already heard you."
Hashimoto: No matter what, you should think twice before sticking your dick in crazy. That never ends well for most of the time.
Asahina: Surely, not even Ayanokoji-kun is oblivious to realize what is going on, right?
Kiyotaka: I am sure even someone as inexperienced as me will notice-
"Kei have a SNICKERs. You are not you when you're Horny."
The video ended right there.
...
A few moments of silence lingered in the air before someone broke it.
Asahina: Yes? You were saying?
She softly smiled at him.
Kiyotaka: In his defense, he only started dating her so...
Sato: Watching her behaviour so far, I don't totally blame you for dismissing it like that.
Shibata: How do you not see it man!? She is covered in more red flags than a game of minesweeper!
Suzune: At least, I am glad he didn't say that it's all part of my plan.
Hashimoto: You are lucky Karuizawa isn't like that here. Because I don't see any safe routes which ends without you getting stabbed in the gut at least once.
Sanada: T-that's a bit extreme, Hashimoto-kun!
Ryuen: He looks like a wimp there.
Katsuragi: Do you want to test whether his fists feel wimpy as well?
Ryuen: kuku... now that's new. I'm not used to taking shots from you, Katsuragi.
Akito: That said, you really shouldn't ignore the signs. That's like, a rookie mistake in a newly formed relationship.
Sotomura: Definitely.
Both of them firmly nodded.
Kiyotaka: I really don't see the problem here. If I had to be honest, I fail to see how she could do anything which would end up being potentially harmful to me.
He glanced at his girlfriend, who was shyly chatting away with her group of friends.
Kiyotaka: Right..?