Episode 42: The Full Moon
One morning in Stolas' mansion…
Stolas wakes up in bed to his alarm going off and showing a broadcast of the pride ring weather forecast, that being a full moon, and the sky somehow being redder than usual. Stolas sits up and then pukes next to his bed, puts on his purple-ish bunny slippers, then shuts off his alarm.
And here Stolas begins a musical number.
Stolas:
Thank you to, the butterflies in my stomach
I haven't felt this nervous since I was a little fluffy down nestling
My daring-do is half disguised
Behind a smile, my beak is grinding, ever minding,
I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce, so for my own health, I'll remind myself,
And moments later, Stolas turns on his bathtub and gets inside.
Stolas:
That when I see him, I know that it won't feel so tough
I'll believe him, and not the voice that says I'm not enough
As Stolas sings 'the voice that says I'm not enough', we see a reflection of him with his pupils out, and what looks like smudged mascara similar to how he looked at the end of 'The Circus' episode.
Stolas:
No need for an arrangement, it can just be him and me, I'll set us free
How perfect it could be, when I see him tonight
While singing that line, he leans back quickly and splashes the water outwards creating a small arc
Meanwhile…
Blitz walks past his calendar with the current date being marked as 'Moon.' He takes the calendar off the wall and looks at it.
Blitz:
See him tonight? Alright, alright!
It's been a while since he's begged for attention
Are we okay? Heh, Can't really say. I'm getting by by avoiding his questions
So complicated, I hate when it's complicated, why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?
Here I go again, getting in my head, so I'll focus on all the sexy stuff instead~
Cuts to Stolas on his balcony.
Stolas:
When I see him-
Cuts to Blitz in his bathroom.
Blitz:
When I see him, I'm gonna do that thing he likes
Cuts to Stolas walking down a large hallway.
Stolas:
I will change things!
Cuts back to Blitz at his bathtub.
Blitz:
No need to change things, I'll just bring the rope and spikes~
Cuts to Stolas trying to shake his antidepressant pills into his hands from a bottle, but realizing it's empty.
Stolas:
Oh, God!
Cuts to Blitz cooking up pancakes.
Blitz:
We've got a nice arrangement, and it's working out just fine,
Cuts to a different perspective of Blitz's apartment. Loona is shown with a grumpy face, emerging from her bedroom, only to see Blitz singing. She looks at Blitz with disappointment and closes the door again.
Blitz:
We'll keep it light!
Cuts to Stolas closing himself inside his fridge.
Stolas:
I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad-
Amara and Roy are standing right by with awkward and concerned expressions.
"Is Stolas okay?" Roy asks.
"I don't think so," Amara answers, "Why don't we go eat in my room?"
Roy nods in reply.
Then Amara says in thought, "I'm starting to worry about him, more than usual."
Cuts to Blitz putting breakfast on his table.
Blitz & Stolas:
-When I see him tonight!
Cuts to Stolas looking in the mirror.
Stolas:
Am I doing something I can't take back?
Cuts to Blitz.
Blitz:
Relax!
Cuts to Stolas getting dressed.
Stolas:
Would he want me if he was free?
Cuts to Blitz, looking in the mirror nervously.
Blitz:
We're fine!
Cuts to Stolas taking his cape.
Stolas:
-and if he's only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me?
Stolas turns around.
Stolas:
My entire life's been written in stone
Cuts to Blitz.
Blitz:
We're gonna bone~
Cuts to Stolas putting his hat on.
Stolas:
He taught me that I could choose
Cuts to Blitz.
Blitz:
It's cool!
Cuts to Stolas with the Asmodean Crystal.
Stolas:
He deserves the choice to stay or go, though it scares me to think what I'd lose…
Cuts to Blitz.
Blitz:
Can't wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird squawk!
Cuts to Stolas sitting at the table.
Stolas:
Really must converse-
Cuts to Blitz cleaning a golden horse figurine.
Blitz:
We'll just stick with what makes sense, like him sucking my-
Cuts to Stolas tipping milk and flopping his head on the table.
Stolas:
Gah! This is the worst!
Cuts to Stolas tapping his foot anxiously.
Stolas:
Waiting for the shoe to drop
Cuts to Blitz eating pancakes.
Blitz:
Who needs words when you've got a mouth full of-
Cuts to Stolas grabbing his head.
Stolas:
-Come to your senses!
Cuts to Blitz running round the balcony to the stairs.
Blitz:
Then I'll do that thing with my tongue where I-
Cuts to Stolas walking.
Stolas:
He's worthy of your love and trust-
Cuts to Blitz standing on the railing.
Blitz:
I'll eat his bird puss nice and rough!
Cuts to Stolas.
Stolas:
Tonight cannot come soon-
Cuts to Blitz sliding down a pole to street level.
Blitz:
He'll be cumming soon-
Blitz & Stolas:
-enough!
Blitz:
Oh yeah!
Blitz is shown singing in the middle of the street, where bystanders look at him confused.
Cuts to Stolas walking in his garden and holding a rose.
Stolas:
But when I see him, will it be tender, or be tough?
Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up?
Can this be our relationship, or am I still naive- I'll set us free,
Whatever it may be, when I see him...
Tonight.
Stolas places the rose back on its bush.
This transitions to a similar looking rose in a bush on Earth, where a mysterious looking mom picks up this rose with her baby. Unbeknownst to her, the stroller rolls down the hill next to her at excessive speed.
She quickly notices and cries out, "My baby! Someone save my baby!"
The stroller continues to roll down the park, dodging some people playing Frisbee, ducks, and when it jumps over a pond, some alligators try to eat it, and the stroller jumps over them. A shark jumps over the alligators. The stroller then heads to the city, causing a car crash
Nearby, two men are carrying a pane of glass to a truck labeled 'Pane in the Glass'.
The worker says, "Sure hope this glass doesn't break."
The stroller not only breaks the pane of glass in its path, but it also runs over one of the guys that carried it, injuring him as the glass pieces land on his backside.
But the glass shatters on him, "IT BROKE!
Now, the stroller is on its way to an industrial facility. As we get closer, we see a guy pushing a ramp to the stroller's route with words on it that say 'Inconvenient Ramp' with the 'IN' part crossed out. A bird flies on one of the thingies and dies. On the way there, a guy is eating ice cream when the cream drops on the road. He picks up the cream and accidentally stops the stroller.
The mom says, "Oh, thank you! Thank you!" and hugs him, "How could I ever repay you?"
"No need, ma'am. I was just in the right place at the right time," The ice cream guy says.
But unknown to him, a glowing hand reaches to his wallet from the stroller. The guy eating ice cream walks off. The 'mom' takes the stroller to a dark alley and kicks someone out of the cloak: Collin.
Collin catches his breath, "Did you have to hug him so hard? I'm at underwear level, you know, and that guy clearly hadn't showered today!"
The mom takes off her disguise. It was Keenie all along.
"Oh, stop complaining. I had to sell it, didn't I?" Keenie says.
Then turns to the stroller, "How'd we do, Cletus?"
Cletus, who played the role of the baby, counts how much money they stole.
Cletus answers, "...Not great. Let's set up for another run!"
Collin feels uneasy, "I don't know, Cletus. Doesn't this all seem a little…" And whispers, "Sinful?"
"We've been over this! We are still helpin' people. We just provided that man with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic," Cletus says.
"After that performance, he's sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul!" Keenie says.
Then Collin asks, "Is... that how it works?"
"Don't you think eternal salvation is worth…" Cletus says, and looks at the wallet, "20 bucks and a Queesno sponge card?"
Then he and Keenie get puppy dog eyes as angelic music briefly plays.
"I guess... it's just-" Collin says, but Cletus looks mad. He then starts crying as the sound of a baby crying is heard.
"You wanna eat, don't you? You wanna live long enough to save more souls and earn our way back into Heaven?" Keenie says, upset.
Unknown to them, a security camera is seen watching the three cherubs right above them.
"Of course! I just-" Collin says, nervously.
But Cletus slaps him, and says, "Well, then quiet your incessant winching, and get back under that coat! We have to-" and he is suddenly hit with a tranquilizer dart, "Woah! Ohhh..." and is knocked unconscious.
The other two are shocked upon seeing this until they are electrically shocked by tasers.
Cuts to D.H.O.R.K.S. interrogation room. Cletus, Collin and Keenie wake up in high chairs as a lamp's light shines on them.
"What? Where are we?" Cletus asks.
Then Agent One holds the lamp and leans towards the three cherubs, and says, "We ask the questions here, hellspawn."
"But I'm just a wittle baby! Why would you-" Cletus says, making a cute face, until Agent Two slams his head down, causing him to scream, "AGH!"
"Drop the bullshit!" Agent Two says before pushing Cletus into a table again, "We know you're working for that demon filth!"
"Where's your boss?" Agent One asks,
"What boss?" Keenie asks.
"This guy!" Agent One says, and shows them a doodle of Blitz.
Shocked, Collin asks, "You know that... peanut head?"
So that's his name…" Agent Two says.
Cletus then lifts his head up, "You know, I think maybe we can help each other out here."
Meanwhile in the IMP office…
Loona opens a portal from Earth and Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Amara exit.
"Hard shooting there, Mox, pro as usual!" Blitz says, making Moxxie blush.
Then Blitz turns to Millie, "Millie, beautiful bloody mess in there. Mwah!" Millie flexes muscles.
"And Amara, you were fuckin awesome, especially with that extended fist punch," Blitz adds.
Amara gives him a thumbs up.
"What a great fuckin' day this is!" Blitz says.
Cut to where they just were, in an alley. Blood and gore is everywhere. The singular child left looks traumatized by what he sees around him. A couple of bodies are lying on the ground, two corpses are pinned to each side of the walls, another dead body lies on the curb, in the middle distance one is strung up between several buildings by ropes, and splatters of blood line every wall.
"You sure seem in good spirits today, sir. It's rare to see you wear something... not bad," Moxxie says.
"Well, it's the- first of all, fuck you. It's the Full Moon, I got to meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little since it's been a few months since I've been inside of his feathered ass," Blitz says.
"A few months?!" Moxxie questions.
Yeah, the bird started giving me more ways out of our monthly fuck-sesh," Blitz says, " He'd be all like," And imitates Stolas, "'Oh, Blitzy, I know it's the Full Moon tonight, but you don't have to come if you don't want to, Blitzy,'" Then says, "So I've just been taking breaks from having to plow his feathered ass into his fancy ass mattress."
"Ugh... TMI, sir," Moxxie says, disturbed.
"And don't talk like that with my brother's around," Amara says, annoyed.
Blitz continues, "Point being: tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery. It's been a good day, feeling like my stamina's up. And I'm horny."
In the background, Loona, Millie, and Amara clean up the mess on the floor and stuff the corpse in a bucket.
And Loona says, "Oh shit. He's getting bored of you."
"Whaaaat?" Blitz questions.
"Yeah, man. If someone wants to see you less and less, big red flag. If they give you chances to ditch, they probably want out themselves. Just wanna be more passive aggressive about it. Dicks," Loona says.
Blitz makes mocking noises, "How do you know... Loona?"
But notices Loona has mysteriously disappeared. Blitz's phone rings and it's Loona
Loona says over the phone, "Cause I do that all the time."
Blitz then hangs up the phone.
"Well, I don't know about that, but I did notice dad was acting weird this morning. He seems on edge and worried about something," Amara says.
Hearing that, Blitz says, "Well, tits. Guess I finally gotta do Position 37 tonight. Don't worry, though," and picks up the grimoire on his desk, "This book ain't going nowhere if I have anything to fuck about it. I'll dick him so good, he'll let us keep this thing another year easy.
Moxie approaches, "Well, I hope so, sir! Business has actually hit a peak, and it would be disastrous to lose what we worked for now. So, fuck him good, sir!"
Blitz returns to Moxxie and says, "Don't worry, Mox. By the end of the night, I'll have Stolas eating out of my ass... if the gag will let him! Eh? Eh?" and begins laughing.
Moxxie is slightly turned on by this and says as he blushes, "Stoooop..!"
Amara groans in annoyance, "Come on Blitz, that's just gross."
Blitz then brings out his chest of sex toys, "Okay, grow up, two. That's what adults do, we're horny," and go through the toys inside.
Amara mutters, "I hope when I have my first time, I'm not as insane as you and my dad were."
Going through the stuff, Blitz says, "Fuuuuuck me, Moxxie, we've used, like, all the shit in this box. If Stolas is bored after this," and holds up a horse-tail sex toy, "I need to up the ante."
Blitz rushes out and puts the grimoire in a shopping bag, getting ready to go out, "Moxxie, I need you to hold down the fort. Get some overdue paperwork done. Amara. Roy both will be tagging along with me.
Amara and Roy become dumbfounded, "Huh?!"
"Why do we have to go?" Amara asks, confused.
And Moxxie asks, "And that overdue paperwork?
Blitz dumps a mountain of paperwork labeled 'JUST GIVE TO MOKSIE' on top of him. Then takes off, dragging Amara and Roy with him.
Back at DHORKS HQ…
Agent One questions the Cherubs, "So why would a bunch of angels be looking for demons?"
"We just want to get back into-" Collin is about to answer.
But Cletus says, "We're Exorcists, the flaming swords of the Heavens, here to strike them down with fiery vengeance!"
Then Keenie says, "Uhh- Yeah, yeah! We lay in wait for them to return to Earth, so we might smite them once and for all!"
"What are you guys talking about-" Collin questions before Cletus kicks Collin's shin, "OWWW!"
The agents nodded at each other in silence, smirking.
"...Maybe you don't have to wait," Agent Two says.
"Come with us," Agent One says.
The agents lead the cherubs down to an underground basement, the three of them looking in awe at the sight of the massive complex. They ride on a moving platform as Two starts to move the platform forward. As the platform moves, Keenie looks down in awe as she sees a battalion of similar-looking priests marching with holy rifles in arms.
Agent One explains, "Since their assault on 'Compound X', our government has quadrupled our funding and allowed us unfettered access to the most bleeding edge military advancements."
"Demonic containment cells, Hellfire suppression suits, camouflage exoskeletons and a battalion of highly trained combat priests! All so we could finally utilize, this," Agent Two adds.
The platform stops just before a control panel.
"What is it?" Cletus asks.
"Our ticket to the other side," Agent Two answers and activates the generator with a press of the button.
"An extra-dimensional portal generator. This bad boy will allow us to open a door straight into Hell, where we plan on eliminating the demonic threat before they can tarnish this great country!" Agent One says.
The cherubs all looked in silence as the agents looked at the generator.
But then Agent One says, "...Well uh, once we work out all the kinks, yeah."
"Kinks?" Keenie questions.
The generator finishes its process, leaving open a small sized portal.
"So far we've only been able to open the portal about 2 feet in diameter. Hardly big enough to fit a child through," Agent Two says.
And Agent One says, "And we can't very well send children. ...Not after last time."
Flashback:
Kids going through the portal and getting instantly eviscerated at once by mysterious eye-covered tentacles, their bones and blood being launched back out of the portal.]
Flashback Ends:
"Those goddamn American heroes…" Agent One says in tears.
"Honestly, we're not even sure that was Hell we sent them to. Point is, we could use someone or someones, with more... experience, "Agent Two says and turns to the Cherubs, "How about it, little guys?"
Then they both ask, "Wanna help us hunt some demon scum?"
Cletus and Keenie look at each other, interested, before glancing down at Collin, who gives a concerned look at them.
Cletus and Keenie shout, "FUCK YEAH, HA HA!"
The demon-proof armor suits are shown in their capsules. Agent One is seen typing and creating a simulated image of Cletus inside his respective suit, with the words on his screen saying "DEMON EXOSKELETON 001". A robotic arm reaches out and fits the pieces onto Cletus, and he shoots a small rocket onto a cardboard drawing resembling Blitz. Collin walks out of his capsule in full armor, while Keenie flies out of hers and sticks a landing. She flies briefly and joins Cletus & Collin. Agent One is seen excitedly running beside them in a fursuit resembling Loona. Agent Two denies him further access and hands Cletus a tracking gadget, and Agent One walks away in a dejected fashion. The cherubs are seen walking towards the portal, and then pulling their armor out of the demonic hole which led them inside the Lust Ring. Looking out in the city from a rooftop, Cletus presses several buttons on the gadget.
In the Lust Ring…
Blitz, Amara, and Roy, who is wearing a blindfold and sound proof earmuffs, are walking down the sidewalk.
Roy asks, "Hey Amara, why do I have to wear these?"
Amara removes one side of the earmuff and says, "Because this isn't something children like you should see or hear."
"Come on Amara, Roy is a growing boy, he has to learn about this eventually," Blitz says.
Amara sighs and places the muff back on Roy, "Blitz, how about you get my dad a gift, like flowers or chocolate, not more sex toys."
"Maybe, but I can't let him get bored of me," Blitz says, and actually sounds uneasy.
"Well, maybe you should do something that doesn't involve sex," Amara says.
Blitz remains silent and isn't sure about it.
Soon, the three enter a candle shop located in the Lust Ring. He views a candle display before turning his head at the sound of the shopkeeper's voice as all the nearby candles are lit.
The shopkeeper says, "Welcome, little one. What can I interest you in today?""
Blitz walks up to the shopkeeper, I'm looking for a snazzy candle. One that screams 'sexy'. You got anything that will get anyone in the mood, buddy?"
"BITCH, you're in the Lust Ring!" The shopkeeper says and holds out a candle, "Everything here has sexy energy~. But what kind of mood are you aiming for?" And points it towards Blitz.
"Just... horny? H-gre-v-ver- very horny. Max horny," Blitz answers, skeptic.
"They're all horny! What's the mood?" The shopkeeper continues.
"I don't know! I'm a simple pervert imp. I just need something fucky," Blitz answers.
Cletus and Keenie fly down to the rooftop of the candle shop, with Keenie carrying Collin. She throws him on the ground as Cletus checks his beeping gadget.
Collin looks through the window to see, "Ooooh! There he is! And the owl girl is with him too!"
"Let's take them!" Keenie says.
Collin and Keenie look at Blitz, amara, and Roy from the window on the ceiling, when suddenly Blitz turns around.
Cletus drags them away at the last second, "Hold on! Where's the rest of them? They weren't alone before, and they have someone else with them. I say we follow him for a bit, make sure he's by himself."
"Cletus, if we don't do this, we're never getting back into Heaven!" Keenie says.
But then Cletus says, "Which is why we have to make sure this goes smoothly! We have only one shot. It has to be perfect."
Cletus looks over and notices Blitz and the others entering a sex toy shop. The cherubs sneak in and spy on Blitz, who is currently being measured by the shopkeeper while Amara and Roy stands on the side
"Do you know the measurements of the other one?" The spider shopkeeper says.
"Uh, not really. But he's tall as shit," Blitz says.
Then Amara confirms, "He's like around eleven feet tall or so."
"Well, we have some pretty long harnesses. Also can't go wrong with something that stretches," The shopkeeper says and reaches over and shows Blitz one of the harnesses.
Blitz is impressed by it, "Ooh, that is fancy. Alright, I'm into it."
The cherubs look around the store in disgust.
Collin asks, "Sweet heavens, what kind of store is this?"
"This guy truly is a SICKO!" Keenie says, disgusted.
"I can see why she had the blindfold and earmuffs for the little Imp. this is a bit much for a child, demon or not," Cletus says.
The shopkeeper suddenly appears behind them, "Can I help you all?" startling them.
All three Cherubs scream, "AHH!"
Cletus, Keenie and Collin quietly approach the shopkeeper, trying to be inconspicuous but just come off as awkward. Blitz takes his newly bought purchases and leaves the shop, but Amara turns her head and stops to see the three cherubs in the robot suits. As Amara leaves with the boys, she texts her phone to Loona.
Cletus says, "Hello, fellow vile hellbeast. We are on a totally normal demon day, just out lookin' to get some good tormenting in. We need some good to-..." And gags, "Torture... supplies.
Shopkeeper Spider then says, "Well, you have come to the right place, my slyly robotic looking friend. What kind of torturing are we looking to do?"
"Oh! You know, just your standard... pain," Cletus says, still unsure.
And Collin says, "As long as it doesn't hurt too much. Like, do you have any harshly worded bumper stickers?"
"Uhhh…" The spider shopkeeper says, unsure.
Then Keenie walks over, "Or something for a mild spanking?"
"Oh, that we have in spades," The shopkeeper says and opens the drawer. He then presents the products, "We got your flops, your crops, your whips, your whisks, sudden, un-sudden, wooden, leather, titanium, brimstone, what are you intoooo?"
They all blankly stare in shock.
"I don't know if that's exactly what we're looking for," Cletus says, unsure, "What was that other horrid hellspawn looking at?"
"Oh, I don't know about the young lady with the kid, but the gentleman was just some of those, "The shopkeeper answers and points over to an area full of torture devices and whips while horrific music plays. Collin faints and they all flee the store via jetpack.
Keenie panics, "Cletus, he's clearly on his way to claim another innocent earthly soul in some sick barbaric fashion! We have to stop him!"
Holding the device and getting a signal, Cletus says, "Not yet, we have to wait... for our moment."
Sometime later, Blitz, amara, and Roy are walking into what may be the backroom of Ozzie's with Fizzarolli beside him.
Y'know, thanks for doing me this solid, Fizz. I gotta get the good shit for tonight, and I know you and Ozz make the best toys in town," Blitz says.
"I got you, buddy," Fizzarolli says and stretches to the keypad. He then enters the code, "We have some new prototypes that I think will get the job done for a fancy gentleman like yourself,"
And soon, the entire store is revealed from unfolded by a large pair of wings. Blitz stares at everything around him in awe. Amara isn't really sure how to feel about it. Fizzarolli hops over and opens a compartment full of lingerie and bondage style outfits.
"Now, we have got these new beads, oohh! They're made of real obsidian," Fizzarolli says, and presents the beads.
"Oh, that's beautiful. But y'know, Stolas never really seemed into the beads," Blitz says.
"Alrighty, not into the beads, I get it. Fancier, then," Fizzarolli says.
And then grabs a blindfold that has "Baby Slut" written on it and puts it over Blitz's eyes, "We have some stylish blindfolds. Our new collection has encrusted jewels."
Blitz removes the blindfold and says, "Oh shit, those are niiice!"
Fizzarolli goes into a curtain, "And if you're feeling really frisky, we have the new," And reveals a giant-size spiked dildo underneath it, "Dragon Driller 5000! Now with vibration!" He pulls onto the cord attached, causing tentacle-like pieces to move around and vibrate. He laughs maniacally while holding it.
Blitz is impressed, "Theeere we go, that's his speed! I will take that!"
Amara however is stunned and worried, "Uh Blitz, don't you think that thing is way too big."
"I think it looks awesome. And it's your dad's speed. It's perfect for him," Blitz says.
Amara turns to Blitz, "What?! Are you nuts?!"
Cut back to the Cherubs hiding in a bush. Collin uses binoculars and observes the line outside of Ozzie's, showing the imp in front talking to the bouncers.
"Heavens, what is this place? It's so heavily guarded," Collin questions.
"A-Armory? War room?" Keenie questions.
Cletus bonks Keenie on the head, "Quiet! Don't you realize stealth is our greatest advantage here?"
A few succubi walk past the Cherubs, noticing them but paying them no mind. A succubi couple walks by and are amused by them.
The Succubus says, "Oh darling, look, voyeurs! Positively adorable, darling."
Through Collin's binoculars, Fizzarolli is seen exiting a garage driving a forklift which is carrying the dildo Blitz bought earlier.
"I think he's coming-" Collin says, and is stunned by what he has seen, "OH GOD! What's that?!"
Cletus rips the binoculars off of Collin's armor and looks, "
Cletus looks through the binoculars, "Dear... God…"
Keenie does the same, "He's going to use THAT? On an innocent person?! We have to stop him now!"
Cletus agrees, "You're right. Okay guys, it's time. Now's our moment. Remember everything that horny little fudge knuckle did to us because now, we make him and his friends pay. For the humans, for the heavens, and most of all for us! LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS!" He launches himself up, "LET'S FUCK 'EM UP!"
Suddenly, Cletus is knocked to the ground. He looks up to find Millie standing in front of him, holding her axe and ominously looks at the cherubs.
Collin is shocked, "W-What? How did you- OH!"
Loona appears and hits Collin to the ground as well, "Find ya? We were already following our dumbass boss to make sure he doesn't fuck up and lose our meal ticket."
Keenie spots Blitz and tries going after him, until Moxxie appears from the shadows and fires his gun near her.
"And you weren't exactly 'covert', especially since Amara was able to spot you three right away. So she messaged us in case you three decided to give them problems." Moxxie says
Then Loona says, "You got a lot of nerve coming to our neighborhood after the ass-kicking," accentuates the 'ass' part of the kicking visually, "You took last time."
"A lotta nerve, and a LOTTA upgrades, mutt!" Cletus says.
Cletus extends his robotic arm and punches Loona, then fires a missile from his other arm towards Millie. She dodges it with her axe, causing an explosion that sends her into an XXX shop next to her. Moxxie shoots some more at the cherubs.
Cletus shouts, "The boss! Get their BOSS!" and launches two missiles from each of his arms, making Moxxie flee.
Collin aims a firearm towards Blitz, hesitating on where to shoot until Loona comes in and stops him.
"No you don't, bitch!" Loona says, and takes the gun from him and shoots it at an oblivious Incubus. The bullet almost hits Blitz, until he kneels down and picks up a coin on the ground. Blitz and the others continue walking and notice the body that just fell in front of him.
"Hey, wake up asshole," Blitz says.
Moxxie hides behind some debris looking for a chance to fire. Keenie flies toward Moxxie but stops as a few sex toys fly by her. Millie has emerged from the shop, ready for round 2. Collin attempts to shoot Loona with his gun but Loona grabs it as he fires and pushes it away from her, causing Collin to shoot at the ground leading up to Keenie and Millie's fight. Millie uses the hilt of her damaged battle axe to grab a sewer lid to block the bullets then slams it into Keenies knife hands, then pushes it to the ground, breaking them off of her armor.
Millie says to Keenie, "Sorry hun, you can play as me, but that don't mean you're anywhere close-"
Cletus' robot arm grabs and pulls Millie, while Keenie gets dragged along as well since Mille's tail is around Keenie's neck. Keenie takes one of the broken blades and stabs Millie's leg. Millie screams as Keenie prepares to attack only to be shot at by Moxxie.
"Mox!" Millie happily cries out.
Millie releases Keenie and flings her into a wall. Moxxie then pins her to the ground and aims his gun at her.
"Welcome to Hell, bitch!" Moxxie says.
Keenie then grabs Moxxie and flies into the sky. Millie leaps onto Cletus, removes the blade from her leg and uses it to cut off Cletus' robot arm.
"Wait, what in the-" Cletus exclaims.
Millie stabs Cletus' jetpack with the blade, which sends them both into the sky. In the air, Keenie is punching Moxxie repeatedly, while Millie is on Cletus' back. She hops over to Moxxie and Keenie, letting Cletus fall.
Meanwhile, Collin is shooting repeatedly at a large board Loona is hiding behind. One of the bullets hits her shoulder, causing her to briefly shift into her human disguise, making her less of a target due to its shorter stature his visor opens in the process, showing he does not look happy about shooting at her. Cletus falls on top of Collin while Loona peeks out from her hiding place.
Back in the sky, Millie stabs Keenie's jetpack with the blade, causing the three of them to comically stop in midair before plummeting. Loona sees them falling and shifts back to her hellhound form. She grabs Cletus' gauntlet and fires a missile towards a building where a couple were enjoying the penthouse pool, intending to use the pool to cushion the imps' fall.
Blitz hears this and turns around, but a truck with a promotional Robo-Fizz graphic (which shows they are on a blowout sale as Mammon doesn't want them anymore) pulls up right by him. Moxxie shoves Keenie away, while the building crashes to the ground in front of Loona. Millie and Moxxie fall into the pool then begin to make out after Keenie crashes beside the wreckage.
Blitz continues walking away, unaware of the battle that just occurred. Amara however, is very aware of it, and glad to see the others are able to handle it.
Cletus drags himself, Keenie and Collin away and uses the device to activate the portal to Earth. Loona grabs them and kicks them through the portal, confiscating their device.
They end up back in the D.H.O.R.K.S. office, face-to-face with Agent One and Agent Two. Agent One is still in his Loona fursuit, and Agent Two has him on a leash.
"Soooo... how'd it go?" Agent Two asks.
Sometime later at Stolas' palace…
Stolas is sitting on his bed, anxiously tapping his foot and twiddling his thumbs, looking troubled. A bag is thrown over into his room, and Blitz climbs up from the balcony, happily greeting Stolas.
"Hi-dee ha hoo ha, Stolas! Guess what I got for us? Blitz happily says as he grabs the bag and pulls it closer to Stolas, "I got lots of fun shit for us to play with tonight!" He digs through the bag and pulls out a large candle with "Dankee" written on it, "Like this extra large candle that smells like…" And sniff, "Hooorny!" He pulls out a butt plug reminiscent of a gnome, "I got- I got whatever, uh, this little guy is," And seductively says, "But I'm sure there's some place in your cloaca we can stick it. And look at this bad boy!" He pulls out the Dragon Driller, activating the vibration, "HAHAHA!"
Stolas looks at him, not particularly happy to see these items. Blitz's smile slightly fades.
"Do you.. ahem- Do you have my book, Blitz?" Stolss asks.
"Yeah, uh, y-yeah, it's right here, I always bring it," Blitz says and brings out the grimoire, "Why do you…"
"I... need it back. Permanently," Stolas says.
Blitz is about to hand him the book, but clutches onto it.
This has Blitz stunned, "N-N-Now hold on, Stolas. Come on. Is this because I've taken up skipping a few rounds with you in bed because I'm busy? That ain't fair. Alright, I-I can still hold up my end of the bargain. Alright? L-Let me show you a good time tonight." He reaches his hand out to Stolas, "You know I cannn.."
But Stolas says, "Please don't... say it like that, Blitz. I-"
"Come onnnn, bitch," Blitz says and spreads Stolas' legs, causing Stolas to blush for a moment, "You know I don't disappoint~"
Stolas briefly blushed, then shook his head. "No, no, no. There's no need. I've made up my mind." He stood up and walked away, grimoire in his arms.
Blitz desperately follows him and begs, "Stolas, please! I-I need this book, please! I need this book, Stolas. I will do anything."
Stolas' grimoire hovered next to him. Stolas did a small smile and showed Blitz a small black box with a blue sigil of Asmodeus on top. He opened it, revealing an orange-yellow crystal on a teal cushion, "This is an Asmodean crystal. It's registered in your name."
Blitz looked confused. "Uh, what?"
Stolas flipped open the book with his magic, showing an icon of Blitz using the crystal to travel from the Hell pentagram planet to a city on Earth, where he smashed it with his feet as he explains, "Asmodeus has his demons legally travel to Earth for work all the time. I made the case for you to own one. You will be technically under his jurisdiction, but you will be able to go anywhere you want in the human realm without fear of consequence,"Stolas put his grimoire back on the shelf. "Without breaking demon law. You no longer need my grimoire."
"What?" Blitz asked sheepishly.
Stolas breathed, looking downcast. "You…no longer have any obligation to see me, to touch me, to bed me, you are…you are free of me."
Blitz examined the crystal. "I…don't understand. Why are you giving me this? Am I not, like, fucking you good enough? Because I-I can always-I can always do better…"
"Blitz," Stolas began, looking him in the eyes and putting a hand on his shoulder. "I'm giving you this because I care…very deeply for you. And I have for some time." He attached the yellow crystal to Blitz's glove, embedding itself into his hand. The sigil of Asmodeus briefly flashed in gold. "But this transactional thing we have, it's not right anymore. It hasn't been. It never was. And now all I can see is how wrong it is to be so tethered to someone in such an unfair way…and not know how they feel. But I want you to continue to be who you are, your business."
Stolas removed his hat.
"You don't have to stay with here with me. But…I want you to. I want you to stay here with me because you want to. Only if you want to."
Blitz then smirked after a pause. "Oookay, alright, you're fucking with me." Stolas appeared shocked that Blitz was dismissing him. "This is an interesting roleplay. Never done this one, but I can get into it. Alright, how's this, okay…'Oh Stolas, I'll stay with you. I love you soooo much, I…'"
Stolas held up a hand for Blitz to stop. He put his hat back on.
"Thank you Blitz, for…awakening me…for making me so happy. Even if only for a little while." He paused, trembling with the pain of saying goodbye. "I wish you the best with your business."
Blitz was stunned. "Wait, what? You were serious? Oh, hold on now, Stols. What the fuck?"
Stolas somberly walked down the hallway, all the mirrors and photos covered by sparkly cloths. Stolas figured it was time to move on and put his past behind him. The pictures of Octavia peered behind the curtains.
"I have my answer, Blitz. You needn't say anything. I have wanted you for so long, that your first instinct is that it's always…about sex." He paused. "That's enough to know what this is."
Blitz fumed, kicking open the double doors. "What?! FUCK you, Stolas! You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you FUCKING KIDDING?! Can I get a FUCKING minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous rich ASSHOLE?!"
His voice echoed in the spacious room, bloodred light shining through the stained-glass windows.
Stolas and Blitz froze, and a somber silence settled. The crystal wavy chandelier from Stolas and Blitz's childhood was also covered.
Blitz continued. "Treat me like one of your little butler imps?! You can't just dismiss me like that!" Tears formed in his eyes. "I mean, you royal fucks think you can do this EVERY TIME, like you can just play with our feelings because we're smaller and not as IMPORTANT! Well, I'm not letting you, BITCH! LET'S GO!"
His voice echoed again. Tears flowed in Stolas' eyes. He gulped silently and his mouth trembled.
"Blitz, I think so very highly of you…" His voice broke, "I didn't realize you think so lowly of me…"
After a pause, he briefly gave him a glance, "Goodbye, Blitz."
Blitz gasped and reached out. "Stolas, wait! I'm s…"
Before he could apologize, Blitz found himself teleported outside Stolas' mansion.
"What…the….FUUUUUUUCK?!" Blitz screamed in disbelief and fury as a bunch of hellish crows cawed and flocked toward the red full moon in the crimson sky.