(Everyone is seen in their No Time to Spy outfits on a beach minus Clyde who's wearing his normal outfit.)
Lincoln: Aloha everyone! Welcome back to Ask The Loud Hollywood Stars! We've gotten your questions both related and not related to No Time to Spy, (whispers) now streaming on Paramount+*, (normal) and we just can't wait to answer them!
Luna: I can't believe this. Our second movie.
Lola: At least we filmed this movie at Jam Filled instead of Top Draw. Yeesh, it made us look so jittery.
Lana: We had a great time filming this movie, yet I almost cried when Lincoln…
Lisa: Shhhh. We don't want to spoil anything.
Lincoln: Anyway, let's get to the questions, now shall we?
Lynn Sr.: Anyone want a banana smoothie?
(The others clamored and answered yes.)
Lincoln: marvelomac1010 has 2 questions for us. The first one asks all of us: "Have any of you appeared in other movies and shows besides your actual show, cause I'm not a hundred percent sure but I think multiple Toons gets multiple movie and TV roles?" Well, recently, I was in the Kids' Choice Awards as my character where I announced the winner of Favorite Animated Movie.
Lana: It was Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, right?
Lincoln: Yep. I honestly think it's well deserved.
Lana: Same!
Lori: We also made a few appearances in The Casagrandes, especially the one where the Casagrandes stayed with us because Rosa thought Great Lakes City was cursed.
Lisa: For an old person, she was quite a buffoon in that episode. No offense to her.
Lincoln: And the next question is to Luna.
Luna: Hmm?
Lincoln: "First off, you are my favorite, and second is there something you have done in the past that you regret either in your show or in real life?
Luna: First of all, thank you very much, mate! Second, there are a lot of mistakes I regret. Like the luck incident for starters in the show and disguising as Mick Swagger in another episode and many other episodes I was in that had my character go through those mistakes. And as for real life, well, there is one, but Lincoln is keeping it secret for right now, so stay tuned, if Lincoln decides to release it.
Lincoln: It's difficult when you have to balance a career, paying bills, and having to write an autobiography. Give me a break.
Luna: Sure. Thank you for the questions, marvelomac1010!
Lori: Indoraptorman101 is back and has like 8 questions for us.
Lincoln: We really need to limit the number of questions people ask us. Okay, I got an idea. How about we do a lightning round and answer every comment that has more than 2 questions?
Lori: Sounds good to me.
Leni: Absolutely.
Clyde: Likewise.
Lynn Sr.: Sounds like fun.
Lynn: Cool!
Lincoln: Alright. Everyone ready?
(Everyone nods)
Lincoln: Ready? Set? Go!
Lisa: "Hey Lincoln, why do Fifi Dufu's henchmen look so much like Syndrome's guards from The Incredibles when No Time To Spy is a Spy film and not an Ace Savvy/Superhero movie?"
Lincoln: We felt like it! "Hey Lori I got you a High Card costume and now for the question if you were a real superhero what would you do?"
Lori: Do what any superhero would do. Save the city or the world. "Hey Lisa, is Dolly the Dinosaur an actual cloned Non-Avian Dinosaur and if so how was she brought back from the dead because DNA can only last for 5,000 to 100,000 years not 66 million years?"
Lisa: Well, our show's logic runs differently from your lives.
Clyde: "Hey Lincoln, do you think that Dr Dufu's idea to destroy all the world's satellites was beyond stupid? Because he did technically forget that the governments of the world would fund their space programs to build new satellites."
Lincoln: It was quite silly, yes. But let's face it, any villain's plan is stupid and over the top.
Rita: "If you saw Jurassic World: Dominion do you think that the locusts/grasshoppers & the Giganotosaurus being unfairly seen as a monster when it behaved like an animal were the worst aspects of the movie?"
All: Yes.
Luan: "Did you know the Incredibles is turning 20 years old this year?"
All: Yes.
Lucy: "Here's a quote for you 'A person's a person, no matter how small'"
Lily: Sure, tell that to that guy from Antz.
Leni: And finally, which animated movie is creepier and scarier? 9 (2009) or Coraline (2009)?
Lincoln: (shivers in fear) Coraline. And that's it for this lightning round! Good job everybody!
(The Stars cheer and hi-five each other)
Lincoln: Thanks for the questions, Indoraptorman101.
Lisa: This question comes from rachelsandieg12 and it's for Leni. "How do you look so beautiful?"
Leni: I'm glad you asked. I put on some makeup and do my hair and just have a good attitude!
Lisa: (sarcastically) A good attitude will also sacrifice your good intelligence and smarts. A person would apparently get offended if you say something smart.
Leni: Oh, Lisa, that's not true.
Lisa: Pfft, delusional hack.
Leni: I don't know what that means but I don't care. Thank you for the question, rachelsandieg12! Love you!
(Lisa rolls her eyes in disgust)
Rita: Lincoln, I think we're going to have another lightning round.
Lincoln: What makes you say that, Rita?
Rita: alagatery sent us 5 questions.
Lincoln: Wow. Okay, guys, lightning round time again.
Lynn: I am just in love with these lightning rounds!
Lola: Of course you are!
Luna: Alright, Snowball, what are the questions?
Lincoln: Well, let's see in three, two…
Lynn: Wait a minute. Got to let out something first. (Burps loudly) Okay. I'm good.
Lincoln: (in disgust) We can do without that, Lynn. Anyway, are we ready?
Stars: Yep!
Lincoln: Alright! I'm three, two, one! Go!
Lucy: "Luan, what's the best on set prank you ever pulled?"
Luan: Too many to choose. I'd say throwing an explosion pie on Lincoln. "Do all of you Louds do your own stunts?"
Lynn: Sure do. It's not like we could get hurt physically.
Lola: "Okay guys, you got me, The Loud House Variety Hour was a fanfic I wrote. Might as well ask for your thoughts on it."
Lincoln: We read it. Great job!
Lynn Sr.: Who's the most fun non Loud House cast member to hang out with?
Luan, Lincoln, and Lana: SpongeBob!
Lucy: Wednesday.
Lily: Herman.
Luna: The Hex Girls.
Lori: Leonardo.
Lynn Sr.: Remy.
Rita: Karen Plankton.
Lola: All of the Disney princesses.
Leni: Patrick and Stimpy.
Lisa: Anyone who is as intelligent as me like Donatello or Jimmy.
Clyde: Punguari. (The Stars look at Clyde) What?
Lincoln: "To Lincoln and Luna, how do you grow back your beard and hair so fast when you're not shooting?" Acme Beard Grower.
Luna: I just let my hair down.
Lincoln: And that's it for the second lightning round we had!
Lynn: Just as fun as the first time! We should do this for a third time!
Lola: Don't jinx it. Thanks for the questions, alagatery! Boy, I need another smoothie after that.
Lincoln: This is from TheEpicness9000 who says the following, "First, clarification. My question about Luna's hand dominance was not a yes/no question, but multiple choice. Also, TheAmazingPeanuts did not make those drawings. He commissioned someone named Alejindio to make…"
Luna: Just get to the question already.
Lincoln: Well, he wants to know what are your thoughts on the artwork and the explanation.
Luna: The artwork is rad as always!
Lincoln: He also wants to know if our world still operates on cartoon physics?
Luna: Always have been, mate. Always have been. Thank you for the questions and the artwork! (Winks)
Lily: T1mbuk0n3 has four questions. If I mispronounce your name, change it. He asks..
Luan: Four questions!? Do we need another lightning round?
Lily: As I was saying, he asks, "What do you and the Casagrandes(and other characters/cast members) think of the upcoming Disney's Primos?" Looks like shit!
Lincoln: Oh, don't say that, Lily. I think it looks quite nice. I'm not sure about the Casagrandes though since they're not here. But I think we should all give them the best of luck with their show.
Lily: They ripped us off!
Luan: Just because it has a similar concept does not make it a ripoff. That's like saying The Lion King is a ripoff of Kimba the White Lion.
Lily: What the fuck is a Kimba?
Lucy: Another question T1mbuk0n3 asks is, "What do you think of some peoples' controversial viewpoints of characters compared to those of other shows?"
Lincoln: We think it's quite ridiculous. You guys need to chill out, okay?
Lily: He's also asking us about our thoughts on some fanfic named The Sharuby Saga by YourSavingGraceHere and Albertson.
(The Stars murmur to each other in confusion.)
Lincoln: We haven't read it. We're too busy with other stuff.
Lori: Another question he has is this: "Did you guys know that Luna has a bone to pick with Lori for sharing an image of her and Lincoln on the beach?" (In shock) Oh boy…
Luna: (holding her guitar in fury) Thank you for reminding me, dude!
Luan: What happened?
Lincoln: (annoyed) Lori posted a picture of me and Luna doing very private activities online. Emphasis on very private!
Lana: Can I see it?
Lincoln: No.
Lucy: Well, I'm seeing it. (Lincoln hits Lucy's phone out of her hands) Hey!
Lily: (looks at the phone and laughs) Real low, Goldilocks! Showing a picture where Luna is showing her ass to…
Lincoln: NO! NO! NO!
(Luna is seen beating Lori up with her guitar)
Luna: YA LIKE TOON BIKINIS AND POSTIMG PRIVATE SHIT ONLINE!? WELL, HOW ABOUT TOON BEATINGS AND AN APOLOGY!? (Continues hitting Lori)
Lynn Sr.: We better calm Luna down!
Lincoln: Agreed. (quietly) Though Lori had it coming.
Rita: What's that?
Lincoln: Nothing. Thanks for the questions, T1mbuk0n3!
Lynn: Woah! Never mess with Luna, everyone!
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Lana: Coverguy100 has 5 questions for us or rather our characters.
Lincoln: Lightning round time! Three, two, one! Go!
Luan: "To Lincoln, why did you grow out of reading comics in your undies?"
Lincoln: We got a bit tired of that gag. "To Lisa, when do you think it might be time to build a Time Machine and fix all of Lincoln's mistakes?"
Lisa: You can't change the past, even if you want to. "To Lori, now that you've temporarily moved back to Royal Woods, what kind of new things are you gonna learn from the Louds during your absence?"
Lori: A lot of new things, I can tell you that. "To Luna, Luan, and Lisa, have you ever wished that Sam, Benny and Darcy respectively would move into the loud house one day?"
Luna: When our characters are either hitched or moved out for them.
Luan: I have to go with the other part Luna said.
Lisa: Darcy needs guidance from her own parents. "To Lily, have you ever thought about seeing Lela Loud again?"
Lily: I see her a lot. She's one of the few Toons I have a soft spot for.
Stars: Awww!
Lily: Shut up! She's a fucking dragon!
Lincoln: And another lightning round is done! Great job!
Lynn: We should keep this!
Lincoln: Thanks for the questions, Coverguy100!
Lisa: zachgamer4427 has 6 questions for us. And no, we're not doing another lightning round after we just finished one. I'll start with the first one. "To Lincoln: Would it be cool if Ronnie Anne met Kick Buttowski?"
Lincoln: I'm surprised they haven't met each other already. I could see some similarities between the two.
Leni: But they don't look alike.
Lincoln: I meant in terms of personality, Leni.
Leni: Oh.
Lincoln: "To everyone: How do you feel that SpongeBob is hosting this year's Kids Choice Awards?"
Lily: That already happened!
Lincoln: This was sent before the event happened. We are thrilled that a Toon, or rather two Toons, is hosting an event like this.
Lynn: (in a sarcastic tone) Even if he won for Favorite Cartoon yet again.
Lincoln: I mean, it's his 25th anniversary. That's kind of a big deal.
Lynn Sr.: You know, you should host next year's ceremony.
Lincoln: (laughs) We'll see. You should read the next question, Lynn.
Lynn Sr.: Okay! (Clears throat) "To Lincoln: When you were acting with that kid who played Chandler McCann, was there a point where you wanted to get revenge on him?"
Lincoln: Not really. He's actually a pretty okay guy. Though he did try to shove jacks up my butt. That wasn't pretty. He got reprimanded afterwards. What a silly kid.
Lucy: "To everyone: I found a Youtuber called BЯΣӨX who did a video recreating the lost episode "Enough Is Enough" He did an amazing job doing it and here is some footage, care to give me your thoughts?"
Lola: Ew, we never made an episode like that!
Lily: Ooh, I love me some revenge! And blood!
Luan: That's disturbing.
Lana: I'm scared.
Lori: Same here, and not just because Luna is next to me.
Lisa: Word of advice, Mr. or Ms. BЯΣӨX. Use your talents in something that's not worthy of giving the average viewer nightmares.
Luna: "To Lisa and Lana: During the end credits of No Time to Spy, why did you two recreate the Two Soyjaks pointing meme?"
Lana: We thought it was fun!
Lisa: It is quite amusing. (dryly) How do you do, fellow kids?
Rita: "To Clyde: In the episode "All The Rage" you released your rage when you were doing dodgeball and took down all 5 opponents, that is some great power. What if you used that power on a kid who can dodge all your dodge ball attacks and tries to return them to you."
Clyde: Gee, I guess that would be some battle.
Lana: Sounds like a good idea for a video game!
Lincoln: I'm actually with Lana here. Imagine that attack if he was in either All-Star Brawl 1 or 2.
Clyde: I don't do fighting. I play fighting games, but I'll just stick with being in racing games.
Lynn: Wuss. Is that it? Is that all of the questions zachgamer4427 has?
Lincoln: Yep! Thank you for the questions, zachgamer4427!
Lincoln: And that's another session done!
Lynn: I gotta say, this session was quite eventful!
Lana: Especially those lightning rounds and Luna beating up Lori. Are you sure you don't wanna show us that picture, you guys?
Lincoln: Yes we don't want to show it. It's inappropriate.
Luna: This isn't over, Lori!
Lori: I'm sorry! Okay? I won't do it again!
Lincoln: Do you pinky promise?
Lori: I pinky promise. Though you two are cute together.
Luna: Tell us something we don't know.
Lincoln: Hmm, we still have a couple of hours until our hangout is over. How about we… (gets sprayed with water by Lynn with a water gun) Lynn!
Lynn: (laughs) Got you!
Lynn Sr.: Ding dang it, Junior.
Lincoln: No, no, it's okay. We are at the beach after all. Now who wants to have some more beach fun!
(The kids cheer)
Lincoln: Well, thank you everyone for sending us all of your questions! We had a lot of fun doing all of these lightning rounds and talking a bit about our new film!
Luna: Until next time!
All: Aloha!
Lisa: That means goodbye if you don't know Hawaiian terms.
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