Harry walked into the caravan in a pair of jeans and a flannel. He chortled when he read the task.
"Become a pretty girl." Harry read. "You have five minutes, prettiest girl wins. Your time starts… now."
Cho, in green jeans and a comfy sweater, burst into giggles when she read "Become a handsome boy. You have five minutes, handsomist boy wins."
Ron, also in jeans and a flannel, plopped the task down and stared out the window and rubbed his face.
Luna, dressed in a powder pink unitard and layered tutu, grinned and announced "Just like in Ore!"
Draco dropped the card.
"Can I use magic?" Draco asked.
"All of the information's on the task." Alex answered.
"Who do you think you are?" Draco demanded of Alex while staring daggers.
"I'm Alex Horne."
"Just tell me, can I use magic or not?"
"Again, all of the information's on the task."
"Answer or there will be a punishment."
"I don't know."
"Pretty simple, right?" Greg asked Alex in the studio.
"Yeah, I don't think there's a whole lot to it." Alex agreed. "Change your gender."
"And they can use magic, of course."
"Oh, of course." Alex agreed. "No one would be so insane as to just, find some stuff around the caravan to make themselves look like the other gender, would they?"
"Certainly not."
"Want to see Harry's attempt?"
"Sure."
Harry burst from the camper in a sheet-cum-dress over something that gave him the rough approximation of hips and boobs. His bare legs and arms gave the impression he had nothing on under his dress.
"That it?" Alex asked at the camper.
"Yeah." Harry answered.
"Sure?"
"Why?" Harry looked around like he dropped a puzzle piece.
"OK."
In the studio Greg stared down Harry while he struggled to not giggle at his own work.
"Right." Greg said "Any explanation?"
"In my defense, I didn't realize there was a gender changing spell until after this."
"Anything else?"
"I used a towel give myself hips and cut an orange in half to give myself boobs?"
"That's true," Alex agreed "He later complained the orange juice burned his nipples."
"Jesus Christ" Greg groaned into his hand while the rest of the cast burst into hysterics.
"Would," Alex began when the group had started to control themselves "Would you like to see how the girls did? The girls who became boys that is, not the boys who became girls. And that is, the girls who became boys for the purpose of the task, not-"
"Jesus, stop, yes, next group."
The camper door slammed into the camper's frame and did not move, but without revealing who had opened it.
Nothing happened at first.
All at once a massive masculine form burst from the camper, landing at the edge of the fence. The form was wearing Luna's layered pink tutu, but she was now seven foot tall and just as wide. Luna was clean shaved and bald except for a distinguished blonde mustache and a single long curl on the front of her head. She started going through poses: the archer, the thinker, the lat flex, all the while giggling uncontrollably.
"That's pretty good." Alex praised.
"NONESENSE!" Luna boomed "THIS METHOD OF GENDER CHANGING HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE LOVEGOOD LINE FOR GENERATIONS!"
In the studio, Greg guffawed at Luna.
"Luna, what the fuck was that!?" Greg could not contain his excitement.
"Major Alex Louise Armstrong from my favorite anime, Full Metal Alchemist."
"You, you, is he a main character?" Greg demanded.
"Yeah, and he's super cool!"
"Jesus Luna, I underestimated you!"
The camper door was closed again. It opened to a slim muscular Asian man in just tight green jeans on his slim muscular form. His body glistened with sweat and with the right amount of bounce in his hair as he descended the steps.
"Do you think Greg will like it?" Cho asked.
Alex was silent for a second before answering "I think so."
"Because I really want to make Greg, happy." Cho finished with a flirt in 'happy'.
"Well Cho," Greg said as he doodled on the card "Greg does like. Greg, may need to talk to you about that later."
"For five points." Cho answered.
Greg flashed a look to Cho and added another note to his card.
"Show me another attempt while I think about Cho's offer." Greg demanded.
At the camper, the door opened to an average ginger woman in jeans and a flannel.
"What do you think?" Ron asked.
"You look nice miss."
"You think so!?" Ron chirped
"Yes, very pretty."
"Thank you."
"And that's what we expected." Greg said in the studio "Just yourself as a girl. Wasn't expecting anything crazy."
"No, of course not." Alex agreed. "You were just supposed to become a girl. Nothing crazy. Would you like to see Draco's attempt?"
"Yes please!"
The camper opened to a tall woman with exaggerated curves, the poutiest lips imaginable, long thick blonde hair, enormous boobs, a skin tight powder pink plastic microskirt that matched a top that was little more then a bra, and stiletto heels.
The camera pulled back to reveal Alex in nothing but his shoes and black briefs.
"So," Draco said, laying a hand on Alex's stomach before stroking it. "Am I pretty enough?"
"If I say yes will you stop doing that?"
"Do you want me to stop?"
"Yes please."
"Then next time answer my questions!" Draco's voice dripped with venom.
"Right," Greg said in the studio "What's wrong with you?"
"I'm in it to win it" Draco's tone showed he thought that was obvious.
"So you come out like that and sexually harass my assistant?" Greg demanded "Look at him!"
Alex dropped his head dramatically before Greg stroked him.
"Are you gonna be alright?" Greg had a tone like a teacher consoling a student that burst into tears over a test score.
When Alex nodded yes, Greg returned to Draco.
"You aren't allowed to sexually harass my assistant. ONLY I AM!"
Greg grabbed the uppermost of Alex's thigh and left it there for the rest of the bit.
"Now then, points." Greg said. "Draco: you just harassed Alex for doing his job, one point and you can thank me for it. Harry: Christ, I guess you tried, two points. Ron: Followed instructions as expected, three points.
"Now I'm not sure." Greg stared at his notes "They were both having so much gender... You know what, five points each."