pairing: din djarin x fem!O/C

word count: 2.1K

summary: Din cannot stop laughing, Marathel ends up in a tree, and eggs are thrown with extreme prejudice

warnings: Mando'a and English cursing, violence to unborn ovoids

Din was still somewhere between dreaming and waking. He could only see soft, fading images in his mind: a gentle curve of a jawline, a slope of a pale-skinned shoulder. He heard a soft voice, quietly saying, "No . . . we can't . . ." This denial made him furrow his brow even as he dozed, still gently supported in the herbal-scented clouds of sleep. Whyever not? He thought in his sleep. "No . . . don't . . ." the soft voice pleaded again. No, don't say 'no', he dreamed, but his dream was cut off like hitting a brick wall when he heard Marathel say, "Grogu! No, don't!", and Din felt the pounce of the little green goblin on his lower abdomen, not quite his area but close enough to make him grunt loudly with an "URGH," and struggle to a sitting position with a babbling Grogu in his lap.

Marathel, outside the dark curtained cubicle, stammered, "I'm so sorry, Bounty Hunter! I told him not to wake you . . ."

"'s all right," Din muttered as he pushed himself to a standing postion, Grogu in the crook of his arm. "Time I was up. What the shab is so important, huh, buddy?" He stepped through his curtains and looked up to see Marathel standing primly in the center of the room, her hands clasped over her stomach. His first thought was that she was doing her best to look anywhere but at his face – well, helmet - and his second thought was that she looked quite pretty today. Instead of her usual tunics and pants of dull tans, greens, and greys, she was wearing a gown of sunset yellow that fell into a swirl of fabric just above her ankles. Over this she wore a smock of deep charcoal grey, embroidered with yellow flowers around the neckline. Her silver hair was pulled back in a matching yellow scarf that was twisted around her shock of hair and tied off at the end.

Marathel looked dismayed that Din was awakened in such a startling manner. "I told Grogu that I needed his help this morning, but we couldn't leave until you had awakened. I did not want you to find him missing. But . . . he is impatient."

"Where are you going?"

"To collect eggs."

"Eggs? Already?"

She looked at his helmet for the first time, confused. "What? Oh . . . no. Not Dahl eggs. It is not quite time for those. Chook eggs." Din tilted his helmet at her in his quiet way that she already knew meant that he needed more information. "Chooks are, uh . . . fluttery, rather stupid ground birds. They lay lots of eggs that are good for eating. I thought it may be fun for him." She gestured to the table, where a covered plate waited. "I made you some breakfast. Grogu has already eaten. We will just be past the vegetable garden, if it is acceptable to you?"

She had returned to her nervous formality of a couple days previous, Din noticed, as she dropped her head, and her hands began to go up her sleeves. Din stepped over and placed Grogu in her arms before her hands disappeared. "That is fine with me. That is within shouting distance, I think."

Marathel turned a light shade of a very becoming pink having Din so close to her. She nodded, and said, "We will not be long. You will have privacy, and I will shout as we get near." She turned towards this kitchen, cooing to Grogu, "Yes, we can finally go now, little one." The two stepped off the platform and disappeared around the rock ridge. Din waited a few more moments, and sure he was alone, removed his helmet and gloves. He lifted the cover off the plate: toasted slabs of bread with soft cheese and fruit, with some pan-fried meat. A fresh mug of her herbal tea. He had been eating better these past few days than he had the past few months – not that he was complaining – but food was not a high priority for him. He could get too used to this kind of treatment. And the bread. Osik, she made good bread. He shoved a slab into his mouth before he even sat down. What a good wife she would make, he thought idly, before he quashed that idea. He was not in the market for such an arrangement. He had all he could do to keep the child safe from the Imps, as well as keeping his Creed without entangling with a woman or any partner on a long-term basis. He had told Omera essentially that, and he hoped that she had found the person she needed.

And what – or whom – did Marathel need? He scoffed, and muttered, "She got what she needed last night," under his breath with a smirk, and then silently chided himself for such an unkind thought. He finished eating, and then took the opportunity of being alone to clean himself up, washing his hair, cleaning the bite wound again with a fresh layer of salve – this brought a small grin to his face - and changing out his thermals and flight suit for a fresh set he had brought with him from the ship. He was in the process of reattaching his cuisses when he heard a distant shriek. Certain that it came from the direction of where Marathel and Grogu had gone, Din leapt into action and was already running that way, strapping on his jetpack and two of his most favorite blasters as he went. He heard Marathel scream, "Bounty Hunter! Bounty Hunter!" making him panic. He was already thinking the worst: Grogu was hurt in some way, a chook had pecked him in the eye, a rabid Dahl was making off with the both of them – as Din tore past the vegetable garden and leapt over the fencing that enclosed the chooks, noticing that the chooks she spoke of were indeed some sort of chicken. Skidding to a halt in the middle of the enclosure, sending chooks fluttering and clucking in all directions, Din saw that Grogu was fine. Grogu, in fact, looked perfectly pleased with himself, sitting on the ground, the basket beside him, as he held an egg in each hand. He looked quizzically up at Din and then ate one of the eggs whole. But Marathel was nowhere to be seen. Din spun around, shouting, "Marathel? Marathel! Where are you?"

"I am . . . oof . . . up here!"

He followed the sound of her voice, looking about 10 meters up the large tree that shadowed the chook pen. There was a distinct rustle of branches and some leaves fell, as he finally saw her perched up in the tree, balanced on her belly on a branch, reaching down to the next branch with her swinging feet. "What . . . what are you doing up there?"

Marathel struggled a bit with a grunt, but finally made it down to the next branch. "He put me up here!" she yelled, pointing at Grogu.

Din was finding it impossible to hide his amusement. "Why?"

"Because you have taught him no manners!" She began to try to climb down to the next branch and was not succeeding at all. "Oof . . . I told him to stop eating all the eggs . . . I scolded him . . ." Marathel scraped her bare foot on sharp piece of bark. "Ow, ow, damnych! I scolded him, and the next thing I knew, I was up this tree!"

Din gaped at her, then looked down at Grogu, who grinned cheekily at him, and then back up at Marathel, who was glaring back at him in fury. The laughter burbled up from deep in his gut, from a place that had not been so tickled in such a long time, and he could not help it, he burst into peals of laughter that made his sides hurt. He held his sides, bent over, trying to get control of himself, but then he looked back up at Marathel standing so haughtily in that tree, and then she stamped her foot, shouting, "It is NOT funny!" The sight of her stamping her foot set him off again, and tears were rolling down his face at how ridiculous she looked. She clumsily scrambled down to the next branch, and then yelled down to him, "Are you going to help me down or not?"

Din could barely catch his breath. "You . . . look like you're doing just fine on your own!"

Marathel struggled down from branch to branch, cursing at Din in her old language and muttering. "Just as bad as Grogu, you are . . . just like a child! You aren't doing that boy any favors . . . putting me up a tree . . ." and then her gown caught on a twig and tore a large rip in the back of the skirt, effectively shutting Din up instantly. Marathel gasped in horror, twisting to see the back of her dress, crying out "Oh, damnych and double damnych!" She was close to the bottom of the tree now, so she set herself hanging from the lowest branch she could by her hands. Din went to her, putting up his hands to catch her as she came down. Unfortunately, his hands were on her smock over her waist, and the smock slid up against her dress as she slid down, and his hands ended up bracketing her breasts and holding them high against her chest. Marathel gasped in outrage and shoved Din as hard as she could. "Why, you . . ." She stomped away from him, spitting over her shoulder, "Y mallawer perlys, on chydich mown dynion!"

Din chuckled quietly. "What does that mean?"

Marathel grabbed the basket. "It means, 'there is much virtue in herbs, but little in men!'" You're not wrong there, thought Din. She swept a chook out of the way with her foot, sending it fluttering away, Grogu giving chase. She grabbed two eggs out of a nest with too much force, smashing the shells. Disgusted, she threw the broken eggs on the ground, snapping, "Now look what you made me do!"

Din tilted his helmet. "Why are you so mad?"

"I am NOT mad!" This, of course, was a lie, and Marathel grabbed another egg, this time throwing it into her basket to annihilate both it and two more eggs in the basket. She grunted in rage and picked up some more eggs.

Din shifted his weight to one hip, crossing his arms over his cuirass. "You know, for someone who's not mad, you're sure making one hell of a mess out of those eggshells."

Marathel glared at him, and chucked an egg right at his head, where it exploded on his visor. Din fell about laughing again, wiping the egg mess off his helmet. "Whoo! Look out, Empire, we have a Stormtrooper who can actually hit something!"

"Oh, shut up!" Marathel stomped off through the gate of the pen, slammed it shut behind her, and began marching down the lane back to her hut.

"Seriously, they could use someone like you!" Din shouted at her back. She whirled around, throwing another egg, which he tried to catch against his hip in his hands as it smashed into mush. "That's what I'm talking about, lady!" he said, laughing even harder.

"RHAFF CODIEH!" Marathel screeched over her shoulder.

"And what does that mean?"

"It means PISS UP A ROPE!"

Marathel continued to march so fast she was kicking up clouds of dirt at her ankles, her skirts swaying with each step, arms pumping at her sides. Din continued to laugh until he was certain she was out of earshot. He stood there, hands on hips, chuckling. "Ahhhh . . . Haar'chak." He looked down at Grogu, who was covered in feathers and holding another egg, completely nonplussed by all the activity around him. Grogu looked back at Din, grinning. Then he ate the egg. With a sigh, Din picked up the little green morsel, brushing the feathers from his tiny robes. "I think we're in trouble, kiddo."