Best Kisses

"You-chan gives the best kisses ever!" declared Chika with a smile.

"Oh? But what about me, Chika-chan?" asked Riko, raising an eyebrow at her.

"Ah, but of course they're second only to Riko-chan's!" amended the ginger.

"Is that so?" said You, narrowing her eyes.

Chika looked back to the brunette and cringed, You having adopted the expression of someone who had been slighted and was out to get vengeance. "Um..." stammered Chika. She looked back and forth between her girlfriends, hoping for an out.

"Well I think your kisses are good too," said You suddenly. "But you're right, of course. Riko-chan's are still the best."

The redhead nodded. "I quite agree. Your kisses are excellent. Second only to You-chan's of course."

"...Eh? EHH?! So I'm the worst kisser?!"

You and Riko nodded in synchronicity. "That's right!" they chorused.

"No way..." lamented Chika.

You giggled. "That's okay, Chika-chan. You know what that means, don't you?" she asked coyly.

"...No? What does that mean?"

"It means," answered Riko as she grabbed Chika's chin, "That you just need to practice more." Without further ado, she pulled her in for a kiss.

When their kiss finally ended, Chika was left utterly breathless. "I'm the luckiest girl in the world," she said, a stupid smile on her face as her girlfriends went in for more.

Later...

"You-chan gives the best head ever!"

Two sets of eyes, one blue and one gold, turned to look at her.

"Maybe you should stop talking," suggested Riko.

"And start practicing instead," followed You.

Running

The phone rang. Riko snatched the noisy device off her table. "What is it?!" she practically snarled.

"Eh?! Riko-chan?! Did I catch you at a bad time?!" said You, confused and concerned at Riko's unusually hostile tone.

"You-chan?!" yelped the redhead. "Ah, I'm sorry for yelling at you!"

"It's okay, but what's going on? Why are you in such a bad mood?" inquired the brunette.

Riko sighed. "For the past few hours I've been getting these weird prank phone calls and I don't know what to do about it. I'm reaching my limit here..."

"Hmm... well, if you like I could come over and we could deal with it together?" suggested You.

"Eh? Oh, I'd hate to impose."

"It's no trouble," assured You. "So how about it?"

"If you think it will help then yes, I'll take any help I can get."

"Cool. I'll be over in a few then. See ya~!"

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The next time Riko's phone rang, You was the one who answered.

"Is your refrigerator running?" asked a voice.

It was a voice that You recognized instantly. "...Chika-chan, what are you doing?"

Immediately the phone was snatched from her hand.

"I know where you live, Takami!" shrieked Riko.

Across the distance from her balcony to the ryokan window, Chika yelped in surprise and fell over.

Much like Riko's refrigerator, Chika started running.

Too Subtle for You

Summary: Riko's getting tired of being subtle...

AN: Based on the Wonderland card set.

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"You-chan, would you like a cookie?" offered Riko.

"Sure!" chirped the brunette as she took the treat. "Oh, that's so cute! It says 'Eat Me'," she gushed. She popped it in her mouth. "Mmm... Thanks Riko-chan!"

'But You-chan!' thought Riko, 'You were supposed to eat ME!'