Makayla walks over and looks him over.
"I'm not impressed. What do you bench? Like 210? I can double that and still win a match against you after my workout," she says.
"You're just saying that because you're a girl. I bet if you were a guy I'd have you on the ground in one move," the guy says confidently.
Makayla looks mad and kicks him straight in the privates. Jay cries out in pain and falls to the ground.
"Ooooh. I think I heard a crunch," Timothy says as he covers his privates.
"Poor guy. He never stood a chance," Melvin says.
"Stood a chance?" Brandy asks with a playful nudge and chuckle.
"Pun unintentional," Melvin says non caringly.
"May they rest in peace," Nicholas says jokingly.
"...Not…cool," the guy says weakly.
"Hahaha. That must've been sooo painful," Chris says in humor.
"Isn't there a rule about us hurting each other?" Helen asks in worry.
"Nope. Do you see any security around? You're on the integrity system. It's more fun that way," Chris says.
Brandy pulls August in closer and her and Helen both look fearful.
"Anyways, the pathetic pile of human you see before you is Jay. He's the "all muscle, no brains" type," Chris explains.
"Now he's all muscle no ba-" Brandy starts.
"Shhhuuush! This is a family show!" Chris says.
"Is it though?" Helen asks distrustingly.
The next boat pulls up to the dock and a girl with long gray colored hair gets off with an electric guitar on her back and a red pair of sunglasses on her head. Her hair is done into a side ponytail on the left side and she's got a spiked bracelet on her wrist as well as a dagger necklace around her neck. She's wearing a black tank top with purple bloch designs on it varying in shape and size. Over the tank top is a black vest and she's wearing a pair of ripped jeans style shorts with black leggings and a pair of long ankled black leather boots.
"Campers, you may recognize this one from TV. This is famous metal band member Rocket from Cozmic Crush!" Chris announces excitedly.
Victor squeals like a fan girl and looks excited.
"Don't you mean ROCK IT?" Rocket asks as she pulls the guitar off her back and pretends to strum it.
"A lot of her wardrobe looks like it could second as a weapon," Tyke says in fear.
Rocket chuckles and walks over to him.
"Awe, don't worry. I'm not scary," she says kindly as she pats his head gently.
He screams, wets himself, and passes out in fear.
"Or…maybe I am," Rocket says in surprise.
"Don't pay him much mind. He's got issues," Wanda says as she looks him over.
Rocket looks over at Jay who's still laying on the ground in pain.
"He's got different issues," Wanda explains.
The next boat pulls up to the dock and a timid looking girl with long caramel blonde hair pulled into twin braids gets off and folds her arms in front of herself shyly. She's wearing glasses and has freckles on her face. She's wearing a white button up shirt with a red tie and a brown skirt and she's got black laceless shoes on.
"Campers, I'd like to introduce this season's biggest underdog Suzie. She's a girl who's literally so shy she forgot how to speak. If that's not enough for you she's only a few inches taller than your average middle schooler," Chris explains.
"No way," Timothy says in surprise.
"Yes way. She'll write down anything she wants to say on a little notepad," Chris explains.
Suzie nods in affirmation.
"Sweet. Fist bump little dudette?" Timothy asks as he offers out his fist.
She flinches and backs up a few steps.
"Oh I…I guess you're shy huh. Dur," Timothy says as he slaps his head in embarrassment.
She smiles slightly before walking over near the others. Another boat pulls up to the dock and drops off a tanned teenager boy with curly brown hair under a black backwards ball cap. He's wearing a dirty dark blue t-shirt with dirty and faded tan cargo pants and work boots.
"Howdy y'all," he says with a friendly wave.
"Howdy," Nicholas says back kindly.
"Campers, this is Daniel. He's a small town kid raised on a farm. He's a skilled outdoorsman and knows most plants you'll find in the wilderness. This guy will either be a major pain for you, or a major asset," Chris explains.
"That's mighty kind of ya but I don't think I'm all that. I'm just a regular feller. Y'all can call me Dan if ya want," Daniel offers.
"I can't listen to a word more! Y'all is not a word my linguistically challenged friend. It's the misconjunction of the words you and all," Victor explains.
"It ain't?" Daniel asks.
"No. Neither is ain't. The word you seek is isn't! As in "is not," Victor explains.
Daniel looks completely dumbfounded.
"Who cares what's in the dictionary? You're fine just the way you talk boo," Wanda says kindly.
"Well shucks, thank ya ma'am," Daniel says in embarrassment.
He looks over and sees Tyke lying unconscious.
"Holy tarnation! Man down," Daniel says as he rushes over to Tyke.
He pulls out a small vial and holds it under Tyke's nose. Tyke shoots straight up and plugs his nose.
"What was that?" Tyke asks in surprise.
"Smellin salts. Can't never be too careful I reckon," Daniel explains as the next boat arrives and drops off a girl with long brown hair and light black skin.
She's wearing a black "Total Drama" t-shirt with a brown jacket over it that has pockets on the front. She's also wearing very light tan pants and has a camera on her hands. She smiles and takes a picture of Chris instantly.
"Campers, meet longtime total drama enthusiast and photographer Tonya. Her mother was actually world famous in the craft," Chris explains.
"Its true. I want to be just like her really. I'm not nearly as good but I hope I can make her proud. Especially with my pictures here. We used to watch Total Drama together when I was little. I've wanted to be on the show since season one ended but then I helped Chris get funding for another season and got my shot!" Tonya says excitedly.
"Sounds to me like you got suckered," Brandy says.
"No way. Chris might seem a little offish at first but I'm sure he's got a caring heart," Tonya explains.
Everyone looks at Chris smiling innocently.
"This'll definitely be an eye opener for you," Makayla says as Tonya walks over and confidently stands with the others.
"Fist bump?" Timothy asks.
"Sure," Tonya says as she bumps fists with Timothy.
"Dude, can we be done yet? I'm so bored," Ken says lazily.
"Patience. We've got another camper arriving," Chris says as another boat pulls up to the dock.
This time a girl with long pink hair that has black highlights gets off the boat and flips her hair around. She's wearing a pink T shirt with blue skinny jeans and pink wristbands on each arm.
"And now Campers we come to Carmine. She's a fashion model and stylist with a borderline obsession with the color pink. She even has her own makeup tutorial channel," Chris explains.
She winks and gives a peace sign.
"Hey fashion fans," she says playfully as she walks over to Rocket and looks her over.
"Not bad girl. Did you design that yourself? That outfit was homemade for sure, but with really good quality and care," Carmine says.
"No actually. My girlfriend Star did. I kinda suck in that department," Rocket admits in embarrassment.
"No need to be embarrassed. It looks super fetch," Carmine says.
"Did you hear that Star? It's "fetch" Rocket says to the camera.
"Think she'd make me something in pink? I'll model it for her," Carmine says.
"I think she'd like that actually. She made the whole band's wardrobe herself and an endorsement from someone like you will definitely make her shrieks in delight," Rocket says.
Jay weakly stands up with a grunt.
"...Okay so not everyone here is big on fashion. That's okay. True beauty is on the inside…I think," Carmine says.
Jay looks down.
"What's wrong with what I'm wearing?" He asks.
"It would take less time to point out a whole new wardrobe to you," Carmine explains.
Rocket giggles and Jay rubs his head in confusion as the next boat pulls up to the dock. A black teenage guy gets off the boat and looks at the group with a confident smile. He's wearing a gray fedora with a white tank top and black pants. He's got a pair of black sunglasses over his eyes, a golden chain necklace around his neck, and a golden ring on his middle right finger.
"Sorry homies, but that money is mine. I'm gonna-" he starts.
Suddenly the dock gives out where he's standing and he falls into the water. On the way down he busts his chin on the dock. Jay rushes over and pulls him out of the water.
"Campers, meet accident prone Iggy. He's what happens if you break a mirror under a ladder using a black cat on Friday the thirteenth," Chris explains.
"No way. I don't need any more bad luck," Jay says as he tosses Iggy over with the others with a crash.
Tyke walks over and offers out his fist.
"Fist bump?" He asks.
"Nah I ain't bumpin you man. You smell like pee," Iggy says as he gets up and dust himself off.
"It's okay. I won't leave you hangin little bro," Timothy says as he bumps Tyke's fist.
The next boat pulls up and drops off a tall black teenage guy with a short beard and a huge slash scar over his left eye. He's wearing a gray tank top under an open black button up t shirt with gray lines in the shape of squares on the shirt. He's wearing black baggy pants and has an intense stare.
"Hey," he says quietly.
"Campers, our next competitor is a quiet giant named Marcus. I don't know much about him but he looks scary so I expect good things," Chris says with a mischievous laugh.
He walks over to the group and everyone moves away from him in fear. Marcus simply sighs.
"Fist bump?" Timothy asks.
Marcus looks at him distrustingly and Timothy chuckles nervously and slinks back. The final boat pulls up to the dock and drops off a teenager with short finely combed brown hair and a mole on the bottom of the right side of their cheek. They're wearing a white up button shirt with a blue denim jacket over it that has fuzzy trim around the collar. They also have black pants and an earring in their right ear. Chris looks at them in confusion.
"...Isn't it supposed to be 11 boys and 11 girls?" Chris asks.
"I am a girl. My name is Alex," she clarifies.
"Sure you are," Chris says sarcastically.
"I am. My full name is Alexandria-" she starts.
"Nobody cares! Now, everyone gather on the dock for a commemorative photo," Chris says dismissively.
"I don't do pictures," Melvin says lazily.
"I just wanna win my money and go home already," Wanda says.
"I'm not wearing my photography clothes," Carmine protests.
"I don't do pictures without getting paid," Rocket jokes.
""Oh! Oh! Can I take it?" Tonya asks excitedly.
"Man, what's the point?" Iggy asks lazily.
"DO IT!" Chris yells demandingly.
The group reluctantly gathers on the dock in a group and Chris pulls out a camera.
"Alright campers, smile for the splash," Chris says.
"Splash?" Helen asks.
Chris clicks a button on the camera and the dock gives out and drops the cast in the water.
"Hahahaha! Remote controlled booby trap," Chris says in glee.
Victor screams as the turtle bites into his arm once more.
"AAAAAGGGGHHH! Most Unfortunate!" Victor cries out in pain.
"I really hate this place," Helen says as everyone swims for shore.
"And now with all twenty two campers on the island and ready to go we get ready for our first challenge of the season. Which of these teens will conquer challenges, other campers, and personal limits to win five million dollars? Tune into the next episode to find out here on the new season called TOTAL…DRAMA…BLACK BEAR ISLAND!" Chris says excitedly.