Deadliest Warrior: Fiction Edition

by Its Rice Man

In the Deadliest Warrior universe real life warriors throughout our history have clashed but what happens when warriors from fiction meet in battle? Only one can be crowned the Deadliest Warrior of fiction!

5. Sons of Anarchy vs Grove Street Familie

(Several Caucasian men wearing biker attire, their patch with a grim reaper on it point their weapons at the screen.)

Sons of Anarchy: Charming's charismatic biker gang who rule the San Joaquin Valley with an iron fist.

(Sons are seen getting into a brawl with members of the Mayans MC. A Son takes his pistol out and shoots a Mayan in the head.)

vs.

(Several African-American men in green clothing flex their gang colors and throw up hand signs at the screen.)

Grove Street Families: Los Santos's street savvy thugs who cleansed the ghettos of dope pushers and corrupt officers.

(GSF members are seen in a car driving through the block, they ride up on some Ballas and open fire with their machine pistols.)

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go toe to toe.

No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, medical scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two famous fictional criminal gangs.

Sons of Anarchy

Appearing from: Sons of Anarchy TV series

Height: 6'1''

Weight: 190 lbs.

Activities: Arms trafficking, murder

Grove Street Families

Appearing from: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Height: 5'11''

Weight: 180 lbs.

Activities: Burglary, vandalism

''For the first time on this fictional version of Rice Man's Deadliest Warrior we're bringing in two fictional criminal forces against each other. On one end we've got the Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club from the tv show of the same name going up against the Grove Street Families street gang from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Two of the protagonists gangs in these respective medias meet for the first time and it's going to be good.'' DeadAliveManiac started off.

''When you look at how these two groups are placed in the criminal pecking order, the Sons are the top of organized crime in their region of California, taking down the likes of the Lobos Sonora drug cartel, the League of American Nationalists and a faction of the Lin Triads and the Russian mafia. Grove Street had to compete with multiple rivals like the Ballas, Los Santos Vagos and to a lesser extent, the Varrio Los Aztecas.'' Zivon96 explained.

''Looking deeper into this, the Grove Street Families by the end of San Andreas are the biggest and most influential street gang in Los Santos and not including their rivalries, they also have ties to the powerful Hong Kong Triads, specifically the Mountain Cloud Boys crew based in San Fierro and the Aztecas due to a high ranking member dating the sister of OGs Carl and Sweet Johnson.'' MKDemigodZ-warrior added.

''These two are the top of their respective mediums and have fought hard to obtain that status. The Sons are involved in organized crime while Grove Street is just a street gang, they are heavily armed which makes them a credible challenger to the SOA. Let's get to work and see who wins this gang war.'' Its Rice Man concluded.

The Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club, also known as the Reaper Crew is an outlaw motorcycle club on the FX original series Sons of Anarchy. The club was formed in Charming, California in 1967 by two Vietnam War veterans, John Teller and Piney Winston, as well as other members comprising the First 9. Their primary business is importing illegal weapons and selling them to drug gangs in the East Bay, along with protection runs for local businesses by protecting valuable truck shipments from hijacking. They also protect Charming from outside gangs who try to manufacture and sell drugs, mainly methamphetamine.

''They ruled their area with an iron fist and they competed with their most bitter and sworn enemy, the Mayans Motorcycle Club throughout its history for control of the San Joaquin Valley. As stated earlier they've competed and defeated other crime groups ranging from a faction of Triads, a drug cartel and a Russian mafia crew. Grove Street may have dealt with rival street gangs, but how will they fair against a powerful group like SAMCRO?'' Rice Man explained.

To ensure their rule of the San Joaquin Valley, the Sons of Anarchy came armed with a cache of powerful, illegally obtained weapons.

Melee: Ka-bar Knife

Short Range: Glock 17

Mid-Range: Ingram MAC-10

Long Range: Colt M4A1

Explosive: Car Bomb

However, what happens when the Sons have new competition in the form of a powerful street gang with nothing to lose?

The Grove Street Families is an African-American street gang and one of the oldest street gangs in Los Santos, San Andreas. They are also the native gang of protagonist Carl Johnson. When crack cocaine became an epidemic within Los Santos, their leader Sweet Johnson refused to have the gang sell drugs which played heavily against them as their rivals. the Ballas were able to get high ranking OGs of GSF addicted to the drug critically weakening the gang.

''Despite that, GSF managed to regain a dominant position among all the street gangs and their sheer determination to maintain that position makes them credible challengers to the Sons.'' Rice Man explained.

The Grove Street Families brought with them an arsenal that combines a mix of military and improvised origins to maintain control of the hood.

Melee: Shovel

Short Range: Colt M1911A1

Mid-Range: Intratec TEC-9

Long Range: Norinco Type 56

Explosive: Mk.2 Pineapple Grenade

When these gangs fought their rivals up close they brought with them two different tools of the trade to hack, stab and beat their rivals down. Up first will be the Grove Street Families with the trusty shovel.

Grove Street member and OG Carl ''CJ'' Johnson walks over to the panel with his weapon in hand.

''Aye what's going on niggas? This shovel is a common weapon you see the green gang using. It is about 3 feet long and the metal part is about a foot long and the whole thang weigh in at about 2 pounds.'' the thug explained while also throwing up his gang signs.

''We've never seen a shovel be used as a weapon before and those edges look sharp.'' DAM commented before pointing at the target, ''Here we've set up a Son stand in complete with the vest for inspiration. We will give you 15 seconds to deal as much damage as possible with that shovel of yours.''

''A'ight'' was all CJ said before taking his position.

''Okay CJ, on 3...2...1...kill em!" DAM shouted out.

''Die you Son son of a bitch ass nigga!"

CJ brought the shovel up high and brought the flat end of the shovel's blade down hard onto the top of the torso's skull leaving a visible crack from under the translucent skin much to amusement of the panelists. He brings the shovel down once more and this time the blow was able to pop the skull open earning a cheer from the panel.

''Wow, I wasn't expecting it to do that kind of damage.'' Demigod commented.

''Shovels can be surprisingly lethal weapons when in the right hands.'' Rice Man added.

Smirking at his work the thug then swung his shovel like a blade into the face of the torso before swinging it again at the neck cutting into it just as DAM called time.

Zivon then walks over to assess the damage.

''Never in my five years working for these fics have I ever seen a basic, everyday tool do this kind of damage.'' he said while touching the gruesome injuries, ''The first blow would've knocked him out cold and considering that it was a skull fracture on the first blow there's no doubt that he will eventually die from such a traumatic brain injury. The second one was a no brainer, no pun intended that popped his skull open for a kill and the swing to the neck severed his jugular vein which would cause a rapid bleed out and death.''

''Yeh nigga, us GSF like using shovels against them Ballas bitches and these Sons ain't no different.'' CJ quipped.

Sons of Anarchy President Jackson ''Jax'' Teller walked over walked over to check the display himself and shook his head.

''I gotta say bro, you did some work on this guy but you're using a garden tool. What SAMCRO uses is a real weapon that'll cut you and your Grove boys up.''

The Sons of Anarchy respond to the shovel's brutal assault with a famed knife utilized by the United States Marine Corps, the ka-bar.

''The ka-bar was a very popular knife with the Marines and since some of the original 9 members were Vietnam veterans it was able to makes its way to being our preferred blade in a fight. It had a 7 inch blade and weighs just under a pound.'' Jax explained holding his knife for the panel to see.

''It's the same test for you Jax, here we have a Grove Street stand in and like CJ you'll get 15 seconds to do as much damage as possible.'' DAM explained.

Jax nodded and got into position with his blade ready for the kill.

''Okay Jax on my go, 3...2...1...slice it!"

Without saying a word Jax lunges forward and places a hand on the stand in's shoulder and proceeded to jam the knife into the target's gut multiple times sending blood in every imaginable direction to the point where he was getting covered in the precious red liquid. The panelists were laughing in amusement at Jax's performances and once he was done with the thrusts he slits the target's throat before jamming the ka-bar through the left eye as DAM calls time. Not done yet Jax kicks the torso over before spitting at it.

''Well that was a way to add insult to injury.'' Zivon said as he made his way over, ''The first series of blows you did on this guy's guts literally turned it all into mush, he wouldn't be dead with the first say, maybe ten stabs but eventually he'll be losing a lot of blood and that will kill him but if he isn't dead, you disemboweling him would. The throat slitting saw all his jugular and carotid all severed which means he is dead within a few seconds, there's no way we could've saved this guy unless you did it to him in a trauma center. The final stab saw you jam that blade into his eye and into the brain for an instant kill.''

''You don't carve the turkey on Thanksgiving Jax?'' Demigod questioned.

''Nah, I'm carving up some Grove boys today.'' Jax said with a smirk.

''Yeah whateva nigga, you had to get yo ass close to me to use that knife and I coulda bashed yo skull in before you get close.'' CJ said unimpressed.

After examining these two lethal melee weapons, which one does the panel believe takes the edge?

''While I do like the shovel for having good reach on it, it is just a gardening tool compared to a tool of war like the ka-bar, it gets my edge.'' DAM started off.

''I have to agree as well, real weapons made for combat and killing will always beat out improvised ones.'' Zivon seconded.

''Do I have to explain it? The real weapon, the ka-bar takes the edge all the way.'' Demigod added.

''The GSF will just wildly swing that shovel whereas SAMCRO are smart with their close weapons, the ka-bar was a real tool of war and combat and while the shovel causes worse trauma and has the reach, it's still gonna win over that improvised gardening tool.'' Rice Man concluded.

For melee weapons, the edge goes to the Sons of Anarchy for their ka-bar knife.

Coming up, these gangs bring out their preferred pistols and submachine guns for a drive by shooting and then later two assault rifles are compared!

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When both of these gangs got into gunfights with their rivals they had with them pistols and submachine guns to get the job done. The Glock 17 and Ingram MAC-10 for the Sons of Anarchy and the Colt M1911A1 and Intratec TEC-9 for Grove Street Families.

''The Glock 17 is an Austrian made pistol that is used by many militaries around the world. With it being in high demand in the criminal world it found its way into the hands of the Sons of Anarchy. It uses a 15-round magazine and weighs 22 ounces. One of the more common weapon on the show if you had seen it.'' Jax explained before moving on to his other weapons, ''For my SMG I got the MAC-10 which is chambered in either .45 ACP or 9mm, the one I have here is of the .45 variant.''

''Excellent, and what about you CJ?'' DAM asked as he turned to face the expert.

''You see homie, this gat is the favorite pistol of the GSF gang and was pretty common with the other gangs in LS too. It uses a 7-round mag and weigh in at 2 pounds. For my other gun I got the the Intratec TEC-9, a gun that uses 9 milly bullets and a 20 round mag.''

To test out the effectiveness of both the pistols and submachine guns, both experts will perform a drive by shooting, the favorite method of attack from both gangs against 4 static targets. Up first will be Jax with his Glock 17 and MAC-10

''So Jax, we're gonna have you and Rice Man drive up into Grove Street hood and you're gonna do a drive by on these targets wearing green hoodies for inspiration and they'll be standing around a Greenwood car, the favored whip of GSF. Sound simple enough?'' DAM said.

''Sounds simple enough, done that plenty of times back in Charming.'' Jax said before getting on his bike.

Rice Man hops onto his Harley and positions himself behind Jax and he will use the MAC-10 while Jax will use the Glock.

''Okay you two, you got your bikes revved up so on my count ready 3...2...1...go!"

Revving the bike up, the SAMCRO President and Rice Man speed toward the four targets and when they come within shooting distance Jax and Rice Man slow down their speed and whip their weapons out. They both aim their respective guns at the targets and open fire. For Jax he aimed at the targets in front of the Greenwood and methodically shot them in the chests and faces while Rice Man was using a more spray method with his MAC. The targets rattle as they are filled with lead and one of the targets gets a huge hole blown in the face and as they continue riding their weapons clicked empty which prompted them to speed away from the murder scene.

''I always find myself impressed with the power of the 45 caliber round because being larger than a standard 9mm it causes more damage when it hits you. Looking at the exit wounds here you can immediately tell the MAC-10 does more damage and with that you would use less ammo to take a man down. Regardless you both were hitting vital areas where their heart, aorta and even lungs would be meaning they would be dead before they hit the ground. Even then if you shot them multiple times and not hit an important area they'll still bleed to death. All in all you both killed all four targets.'' explained Zivon

''15 seconds too, so good work.'' DAM added.

CJ walked up and while he was impressed, still found a major flaw.

''Ion know niggas, them Sons be wide open and they bodies be easier targets for us.''

Now its CJ's turn with GSF's M1911A1 and TEC-9 and he will fire at four SOA member stand ins with vests for inspiration.

''Okay CJ, same test for you. Rice Man has the Colt and you have the TEC-9. On my mark, 3...2...1...go!''

Both men were in the signature car of the GSF gang, a Greenwood and with the signal from DAM Rice Man hit the gas and sped toward the stand ins. When they came parallel to targets both men lowered their windows and CJ pointed out his TEC-9 at the targets and opened fire. Rice Man on the other hand had to sit on the window sill and aim over the car and began emptying his magazine. CJ was being rather careless with his weapon and was spraying away at the targets but still achieving some hits. Rice Man took his time and methodically dropped each targets with rounds to the chest before his gun clicked empty and he sat back in the driver's seat. A few seconds later CJ's gun clicks empty and rolling the window back up he and Rice sped away.

Zivon then walks over to inspect the damage.

''Looks like we have bad news right away gents.'' Zivon whistled, ''This guy only has a few rounds in his chest and they're not hitting vital areas. You missed his heart and his lungs and the most he will have is pain and bleeding so we can fix this guy up and have him walking again in no time. The other targets are different because now I'm seeing lethal shots to the heart and lungs. The last target here has a bullet going straight through his neck which will destroy everything in his throat and kill him instantly. Compared to the Sons Grove Street killed 3 out of the 4.''

''Aye that bullshit my nigga, the last one dead.'' CJ protested.

''Sorry CJ, maybe he'll bleed to death if he is left untreated but he's walking away from it.'' Zivon said.

Jax walked up to CJ and patted him on the back.

''Sorry Grove boy maybe next time.'' the biker said with a smirk.

After testing both the pistols and submachine guns wielded by these gangs, which ones do the panelists believe takes the edge?

''First for pistols this one is a no brainer, the Glock is more modern and carries more rounds simple.'' DAM started off.

''I have to agree and while the Colt may put the target down faster, 7 shots isn't enough when it comes to a gang war so I gotta go with the Glock.'' Zivon added.

''Yeah, the more modern gun almost always, 100% of the time beats out an outdated one.'' Demigod said.

''Considering that Grove Street gangbangers tend to spray and pray aimlessly, and that they hold their guns sideways means they won't be scoring accurate hits and those 7 shots would be wasted. Edge to the Glock.'' Rice Man concluded.

For short range weapons, the edge goes to the Sons of Anarchy for their Glock 17.

''And for submachine guns I might have to call this one even, the MAC has the stronger round but the TEC-9 for me seemed smoother.'' DAM said.

''I'm going with the MAC, larger caliber, more range and larger magazine.'' Zivon countered.

''Agreed, both weapons are good in a drive by scenario but the MAC-10 has more rounds and putting people down faster.'' Demigod seconded.

''I'm with you there Demigod, the Sons have more bullets and when it comes to taking down rivals that's gonna matter a lot to them, plus it seemed more accurate to me compared to the TEC-9.'' Rice Man concluded.

For mid-range weapons, the edge goes to the Sons of Anarchy for their Ingram MAC-10.

Coming up, two legendary assault rifles duel for dominance and then later these two gangs bring out weapons that go boom. Sons of Anarchy, or Grove Street Families? Which gang will reign supreme?

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Now both gangs bring the fight to long range and with them they brought the world's most famous assault rifles to ever grace a battlefield. Up first will be the Grove Street Families with a Chinese variant of the iconic AK-47.

''This gun here is a Chinese AK-47, it is a good, reliable and powerful gat that we use to fuck up our enemies, especially the Ballas. The bullet is the 7.62x39 milly and uses a 30 round magazine.'' CJ said displaying his weapon proudly for the panel to see.

''We always find ourselves in awe whenever an AK type weapon is presented to us.'' DAM said before pointing toward the test set up, ''We're gonna have you use two magazines to take out the Sons of Anarchy at this mock clubhouse with four Sons, two outside and two inside. Take the first two guys out and then kick that door down you got it?''

''My nigga, I fucked up Balla and Vagos these Sons fools ain't nothin.'' CJ gloated before getting into position.

Okay CJ, on my go...3...2...1...fire!'' DAM shouted.

CJ aims his weapon and squeezes the trigger causing the weapon to come to life as it fires off several rounds into the first target popping the head like a melon sending brains everywhere.

''Oh damn that was awesome.'' Demigod commented.

CJ wasted no time in firing several more shots into the ''Son'' and firing off one more shot blew the chest open in a bloody spectacle. Satisfied with his first kill he sets his sights on the second target and opens fire sending a barrage of bullets toward the target. The target is shot up badly as the powerful rounds riddle its chest and one goes straight to the head and neck until the gun clicked empty. Taking out his next magazine CJ loads it up before rushing toward the door and bursts through it. Without a second thought he hip fires his rifle, some of his shots went wide from the method but most of the rounds riddle both targets leaving them incredibly bloody and mangled until his gun clicked empty once more and he yells ''Done!"

The panel then walks over to assess the damage.

''So, starting with the two Sons outside I'm seeing rounds hitting them in various areas that would either cause a quick kill or instant kill. The first target here as a round that blew his head completely open leaving his brain..or what's left of it exposed! One of the rounds the second guy took hit him through the neck and with a small space like that and a bullet like the 7.62 it's seriously gonna do some horrific damage and kill him right away.'' Zivon explained before heading inside the mock clubhouse, ''These guys aren't gonna make it, you have bullets hitting them in multiple areas like the lungs, heart and even the aorta. If you take away those important organs if you shot them several times in a non lethal area they'll no doubt bleed out.''

''You got 4 dead Sons in just a tad over 53 seconds, that's not bad.'' DAM commented.

''Aye man, when it comes to banging on your enemies Grove is king.'' CJ said throwing up gang signs.

''What do you think Jax?'' Rice Man asked.

''I'm thinking you need to learn how to shoot the right way green sissy.'' the biker said with a smirk.

CJ took offense to the comment and stepped up to Jax.

''Diss tha green again nigga you dead.''

Jax showed no signs of intimidation and merely stood his ground against the thug until the panel had to stop the impending fight.

''Okay easy guys, how are you gonna respond to GSF's Type 56 Jax?'' DAM questioned.

Unmoved by Grove Street's and the Type 56's vicious assault, the Sons of Anarchy respond with the staple of the United States military, the M4A1.

''This is a weapon we sell to other gangs in our area, the M4A1 is the main rifle of the U.S. military and we managed to amass a large arsenal of them. It fires the 5.56x45 millimeter round with a 30 round magazine. It is common for our M4s to have an optic on it and was our most used weapon aside from the ka-bars.'' Jax explained.

''I am always happy to see the most American weapon appear on our fics, the test we have set up for you Jax is similar to what CJ had. We'll have you ride up to this perfect replica of CJ's mom's house and inside you'll have 4 GSF members to gun down. You think you can do it?'' DAM explained.

''Grove Street isn't any different from the One-Niners, they're just the green version about the fly the red rag.'' Jax said before hopping on his bike.

''Your bike is all revved up, weapon at your side on my go 3...2...1...get em!''

Jax speeds down the makeshift street before stopping in front of the house and bringing his bike to a stop he reaches for the M4 placed at the side of his bike and makes his way up the stairs and the front door. He shoots the door knob off and kicks the door wide open and spots his first target. Aiming his weapon he fires several rounds into the target's chest before delivering a single shot to the head. The second target, being an attack bot peeks from the kitchen doorway and spotting it almost instantly Jax fires off several shots right into the face of the target before moving up the stairs.

''Wow he is moving smoothly.'' Demigod complimented.

''Yeah, you can tell he's done this a lot.'' Rice Man added.

Jax slowly ascends up the final step and points his weapon down the hallway ready for potential targets. Making his way toward the bedroom he peeks inside and spot the third target and empties the rest of his magazine into its chest. Turning around he loads his second magazine and kicks the door open and is greeted by the last target and he wasted absolutely no time in shooting the target in the chest and head before his gun clicks empty again.

''All done!'' he called out.

The panel then make their way into the house to assess the damage.

''The first guy in the living room here is dead, he's taking rounds to the chest hitting him in very vital areas like the heart and lungs and you delivered the coup de grace head shot for an instant kill. The guy in the kitchen is dead too, shot in the face, one round through the cheekbone which is enough to kill on its own. Two dead so far.''

They then make their way up the stairs.

''The GSF member in the bedroom took over 14 rounds into the chest and like before you're hitting the heart and aorta for instant kills. Finally the guy in the wardrobe took all 30 rounds in the second magazines all into the head and chest, complete overkill and adds a total of 4 dead GSF members to your list.'' Zivon concluded.

''Your total time was 50 seconds Jax, 3 seconds faster than CJ and his Type 56.'' Demigod said.

''Dis nigga would be dead if he really broke into my crib, us GSF ain't gonna get caught slippin.'' CJ retorted.

''I will if you guys are high on crack.'' Jax snarked.

After testing out these legendary rifles, which ones does the panel believe take the edge?

''For me, I am saying this is even. Both weapons have their pros and cons with one having more range and the other having reliability.'' DAM started off.

''As always, I will stick with the Type 56 for the reliability and larger caliber.'' Zivon countered, ''If you can put a man down with less rounds it will conserve your ammo for more kills.''

''I say even, both are great rifles that can get the job done and whoever gets the first shot gets the kill shot.'' Demigod said.

''The Sons have the added bonus of their M4s usually having an optic on them which would help them get more accurate shots but the Grove Streets have the take down power going for them. I've shot both before and for me, I can't choose a personal favorite or definite winner in this comparison.'' Rice Man concluded.

In long range weapons, both gangs are even.

Coming up, we conclude weapon testing with a bang when two powerful explosives are brought forward and then later Metal Harbinger will gauge the x-factors to help us decide who is the deadliest warrior!

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Sons of Anarchy, Grove Street Families, two criminal gangs who ruled their worlds. Who will emerge victorious in this impending gang war?

When firearms and melee weapons weren't required, these two groups brought in two dangerous bombs to send a message to their rivals. Up first will be the Sons of Anarchy with the ultra powerful car bomb.

''One of the best ways to send a message to our enemies was to use this.'' Jax held up a small pack of C4 and a detonator in his hands, ''This is a car bomb, a simple weapon that is guaranteed to leave a trail of destruction behind. This particular bomb is made of 10 pounds of C4 which is more than enough for a car to handle, let alone a truck.''

''I'm just getting nervous thinking about how big the boom is gonna be.'' DAM said, ''We've set up a Greenwood surrounded by 3 GSF members with 1 in the driver's seat and we're gonna see how powerful the blast is and if you can take everyone out. They'll also be equipped with shock patches in the 50g to 100g range and if the 50s are triggered, they're disorientated and if 100g is tripped they're done.''

''You got it.''

Jax then walked over to the Greenwood and popped the trunk open. Placing the explosive in the compartment he gently closes the trunk before running back to the panel who were waiting behind a Plexiglas cover he holds his detonator ready to go boom.

''Now that you got the bomb in there, ready on your go Jax.'' said DAM.

With a big smirk on his face, Jax holds the detonator up and with a press of the button the Greenwood and all 4 GSF stand ins were engulfed in a massive explosion that rocked the immediate area.

''Holy mother dick!" Rice Man exclaimed.

The explosion soon died off and what was left was a smoldering mess and after the firefighters put it out the panel made their way to assess the damage.

''This is no joke, the explosion from what I can tell rocked all these guys and I can tell they're all dead!'' Zivon said excitedly.

''I just checked them all Zivon and all of them have their 100g patches tripped so I can spare you that detail.'' Demigod said.

Zivon checks the first target who was in a gruesomely bad state with a piece of the fender lodged into its skull, ''This is a no brainer, well literally because that fender piece is impaling his most important organ which will result in instant death.

The good doctor then made his way toward the other two targets, ''One of these guys got absolutely demolished by the shrapnel and a piece of in his neck where his carotid artery would be and even if he somehow survived the blast, he'd still be dead from bleeding out. The second guy however since Demigod mentioned his 100g patch is tripped he has shrapnel in non lethal areas but the shock wave alone is the killer here.''

He then made his way toward what remained of the driver, ''This guy is done, he's blown completely in half and there's no way he can be saved.''

''All in all you have four dead GSF members Jax, good work.'' DAM commented.

''What do you have to counter this CJ?'' Rice Man asked.

''Shit nigga, you might as well throw in the towel cause GSF ain't lettin you blow our asses up with a bomb that stays in one place. I got something that'll fuck you Sons up real bad.'' the thug bragged.

Grove Street Families respond to the Sons' powerful car bomb with one of the most prominent grenades in military history, the Mk.2 Pineapple.

''This thang here is a common weapon GSF be using in the hood, the pineapple grenade. It had an iron exterior and TNT inside it and it was a popular weapon for the U.S. Army and Marines in WW2 and when you pull the pin the boom is badass.'' CJ explained holding his weapon for all the see.

''I wonder how you guys even obtained such a powerful weapon too, aside from picking it up while you're roaming around in San Andreas but we're gonna have a test where you go up to this makeshift SAMCRO clubhouse. We want you to toss that grenade through the window and the torso's inside will give us a good understanding of the damage. You up for it CJ?'' DAM explained.

''I'm ready my dude.''

Cj grabs a pineapple grenade and readies himself.

''Alright CJ, you got the grenade in hand on my count, get ready on 3...2...1...blow em up!'' DAM shouted.

CJ runs up to the mock clubhouse and pulls the pin on the grenade. When he was close to the window he hurls the grenade and the explosive smashes through the glass and the thug runs all the way back behind the Plexiglas cover. About 4 seconds later the grenade detonates inside the clubhouse rocking it to its foundation.

The panel makes their way inside and were greeted by some very serious injuries and Zivon stepped up to assess the damage.

''Damn, the first guy is a hot mess, he's taking shrapnel right in his face! I can see here that one piece went into his brain through the eye and that alone is gonna kill him.'' He then makes his way to the second target, ''This one I'm actually seeing less shrapnel, but from the 100g patch being tripped he's dead from the shockwave alone. The third target here I'm seeing similar damage on him like the first guy, the shrapnel is killing him much less the shockwave being taken into account.

When Zivon checked the fourth target he was surprised, ''Shit, this guy is not dead! I see only one shrapnel wound in his arm and only his 50g patch is tripped! He's bathing in the blood and insides of his friends and then walking away from this!''

''Dis nigga used the invincibility cheat, you cheatin ass busta.'' CJ joked.

''All in all you have 3 out of 4 killed, that's not bad when you think about it CJ.'' DAM said.

''Not bad DAM? That survivor is gonna tell his fellow Sons who did it and we can hunt CJ down after and blow his head off.'' Jax laughed.

''You just mad nigga.'' CJ replied.

''Mad that I killed more guys? I'm sure mad Grove boy.''

After testing out these two deadly explosives, which one do the panelists believe takes the edge?

''I gotta go with the grenade on this one, it's more mobile and not a stationary weapon like the car bomb.'' DAM started off.

''Sorry man, the car bomb was more impressive to me since it causes the bigger bang and Jax killed all his targets compared to CJ and his grenade.'' Zivon countered.

''The grenade allows GSF to move around in an urban environment and can carry multiple grenade on their person. I'm gonna give this one to the grenade for mobility as well.'' Demigod added.

''Mobility is gonna be a key factor in these kinds of fights and the explosion is controlled, the car bomb is just WAY too unpredictable for my liking so I'm standing with the grenade.'' Rice Man concluded.

For explosive weapons, the edge goes to Grove Street Families for their Mk.2 Pineapple grenade.

Coming up, Metal Harbinger gauges the x-factors and then later our battle between two criminal gangs will begin to decide who is deadliest!

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Welcome back to the Fight Club, here we tested our the arsenals of two fictional criminal gangs to determine who would win an all out gang war.

For melee weapons, the ka-bar knife outperformed the shovel.

''It's a real weapon made for combat and more versatile, simple as that.'' DAM explained.

Edge: Sons of Anarchy

For short range weapons, the Glock 17 outshot and outperformed the Colt M1911A1

''More rounds and more modern, the Glock outdoes the Colt 100% of the time.'' Zivon explained.

Edge: Sons of Anarchy

For mid-range weapons, the Ingram MAC-10, much like the Glock outshot the Intratec TEC-9.

''Larger magazine and more powerful caliber wins the edge for the MAC.'' Demigod explained.

Edge: Sons of Anarchy

For long range weapons, both the Colt M4A1 and the Norinco Type 56 were proven to be equals.

''Both weapons are well suited for the type of gang warfare these two waged with their reliability, accuracy and take down power, no edge here.'' Rice Man explained.

Edge: Even

And finally, for explosive weapons the Mk.2 Pineapple grenade proved more potent over the car bomb.

''More controlled explosion, more practical and you can carry several of them gives the grenade the edge.'' DAM explained.

Edge: Grove Street Families

Now Metal Harbinger will gauge the x-factors of our warriors.

''This is gonna be good, let's get to it!'' said the Metalhead.

''First and foremost, we got training and I ended up going with the Sons on this. They have members who were in the military, especially Chibs who was in the British Royal army as a medic. Their more profound knowledge in these types of things give them an 80 to the GSF's 50.''

''Second is logistics and I had to go with the Sons again, they are a powerful organized crime syndicate who's profits can get them any weapon they want from rifles like the M4 and AKs, grenades and even foreign weapons like Galils..it was pretty close though considering if you used any of the three weapons cheats in San Andreas you can give CJ an RPG. 85 to an 82.''

''For the third one I put in influence and once again, SOA takes this with a 90 since they have chapters in a dozen states as well as international in Ireland, Scandinavia etc. Grove Street Families is only in Los Santos so they have a 79.''

''Dominance is even between the two since Grove Street went from being the weakest gang to the strongest by the end of San Andreas whereas the Sons had to compete with the Mayans MC, Russian mafia, Lin Triads and the Lobos Sonora drug cartel to maintain their rule over the San Joaquin valley. Both have an 85 each.''

''Loyalty is the final x-factor and this one went to the Sons. Their members are incredibly loyal to the patch with only one real exception, member Juice Ortiz who was working with an officer against SAMCRO. Grove Street members were very prone to being high on crack and betraying their homies for money. SOA gets a 98 to GSF's 75.''

With the necessary data put into the sim, we will now run the battle one-thousand times in a battle to the death between 5 full-patch Sons against 5 Grove Street gangbangers.

Which gang will massacre the other?

Organized crime

(Sons are seen meeting with members of the Cacuzza crime family and selling them a cache of AK-47s.)

vs. Street crime

(Grove Street members are seen driving around a street corner where a dope pusher was selling to a homie. They rush out and beat the pusher with their shovels.)

Bikers

(Sons members are seen riding down a highway in a massive column with their bikes roaring loudly.)

vs. Gangbangers

(GSF members are seen flexing their pistols and throwing up their hand signs.)

''In the end, only one gang will stand tall so let's see who it is.'' Metal said before hitting the button.

XXXXXX

It was a quiet evening in the working district of Ocean Docks in the southern part of Los Santos. In a series of warehouses near the water front a lone Glendale was seen parked and five African American men standing around the car. These were 5 OGs of the Grove Street Families gang, CJ, Sweet, Big Smoke, Ryder and Big Bear and they were to meet with a biker gang from up north for a weapon exchange.

Grove Street Families: 5

''Aye CJ, you sure these biker niggas gonna sell us AKs?'' Ryder asked as he takes a puff from his blunt.

''Nigga I tell you, these bikers are the real deal.'' CJ reassured.

''Shiiiit, niggas these days got MACs, AKs, and we here throwing shoes at the Ballas.'' Sweet joked.

Just then several bikes were heard in the distance and eventually four bikes turned into the alley way followed by a black van with a single man driving it. CJ recognized them as members of the Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club who were here to make a deal with his gang. The signature reaper patch displayed in pure intimidation on the van confirmed CJ's curiosity.

Sons of Anarchy: 5

The Sons come to a stop in front of the GSF members and the bikers take their helmets off and the driver gets out the van. It was Jax Teller, Chibs, Happy Lowman, Tig and Opie, the most famous and well known members of SAMCRO.

The Sons and GSF members walk up to each other.

''Aye man you got them AKs?'' CJ asked.

Jax turned to Opie and nodded, the larger SAMCRO member then walked to the van, opened the trunk and brought out a few duffel bags and dropped it in front of the GSF members.

CJ unzipped the bags and was happy when he saw the guns. He takes some and hands one to Sweet and one for himself.

''Original Chinese AKs, original stocks, fully updated magazines.'' explained Jax.

''Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!'' Smoke exclaimed in excitement.

''Aight, shit tight nigga, Ryder get the green fo' them.'' CJ ordered.

Ryder walked to the car and opened the trunk, however from that angle the Sons couldn't see what he was really reaching for, an Mk.2 grenade and he takes a puff of his blunt before pulling the pin. The other Grove OGs slowly backed away from the Sons and this caught the bikers' attention.

''What? Does the breath of white boys smell or something?'' Chibs joked in his heavy Scottish accent.

''Nah, just gonna smell like smoked white boys!'' CJ replied as a grenade was lobbed over the Glendale.

''EAT THIS YOU BIKE RIDING NIGGAS!" Ryder shouted as he lobbed a grenade.

''Holy shit look out!'' Happy Lowman shouted as he pushed Jax backward to avoid the blast.

The other 3 Sons went for cover as well and before Lowman could duck for cover he was killed by the explosion which was enough to destroy all their bikes as well. His body charred and riddled with shrapnel.

Grove Street Families: 5 - Sons of Anarchy: 4

The other GSF members drew their pistols and submachine guns and opened fire on the Sons as they ran for cover behind Smoke's Glendale pinning the Sons at their current position.

''The bikes!'' Opie growled loudly.

''Can never trust them and their kind!'' Tig said, ''I should kill them all and try a black girl!"

''Shut the fuck up and shoot back Tig!" Opie yelled as he drew his MAC-10.

Hearing the gunfire cease, the Sons pop out with their pistols, SMGs with Chibs using an M4 to fire back prompting the GSF members to run further down the alleyway, Big Smoke however, was hiding behind a dumpster and could only watch as his car was shot to pieces before the gas tank was struck causing the vehicle to explode much to his horror.

''OH MUTHAFUCKA MY CAR!"

Out of anger, the fat sucker stood up from behind cover and with his Colt attempts to open fire on the Sons.

''YOU PICKED THE WRONG FAT MAN FOOL!"

Before he could even get a shot off Opie fires his MAC and the fat gangbanger is shot in the face several times before falling over dead.

Grove Street Families: 4 - Sons of Anarchy: 4

''Let's kill these bitches!" Tig yelled.

All the Sons got up and ran after the gangbangers despite losing a man there was no time to mourn Lowman's loss. They eventually make their way to a small parking lot where Jax decided they should all split up.

''Okay, these fuckers are here somewhere, we'll split off here and look around guys.'' Jax said, M4 in hand.

''You got it Jacky boy.'' said Chibs.

''Alright, stay safe brother.'' Opie said.

The Sons all went there separate ways but unknown to them there was a figure entering their van of weapons. It was Ryder and he has managed to sneak his way back to the van in an attempt to steal it and its weapons for the homies.

''Yeah yeah ninja style right!'' Ryder gloated before turning the key.

When he stepped on the gas though the whole van exploded killing instantly in a ball of fire.

Grove Street Families: 3 - Sons of Anarchy: 4

The sound of the explosion caught everyone's attention and Jax could only smirk, ''Stupid ghetto moron.''

Elsewhere, Tig was seen with his Glock drawn searching through a small storage building after hearing footsteps. Knowing it had to be one of those green gangbangers he slowly crept through the building and suddenly from behind some crates Sweet pops out with a TEC-9 and opens fire on Tig catching him completely by surprise hitting him in the upper arm.

Grunting in pain Tig ducks behind a crate himself and looks at his wound in disgust, ''Fucking ghetto trash!"

Tig pops out from behind cover and attempts to open fire on the green clad gangster but Sweet was able to fire off his gun first hitting Tig in the throat and knocking back onto the floor. The biker chokes on the round as Sweet walks up to him and smirks.

''You ain't nothing nigga.'' he said before firing a burst into Tig's chest.

Grove Street Families: 3 - Sons of Anarchy: 3

Opie was searching an area full of trucks and hearing footsteps from the opposite trailer be peeks under and spots a pair of feet dashing away and taking his MAC he opens fire but misses several of his shots. Growling in annoyance the massive biker and he takes off in the direction the footsteps went which leads him into a small office.

As he enters the office Big Bear jumps out and attempts to wrestle the smg away from Opie, seeing this Opie knocks the man away and before he could open fire Big Bear takes out a Colt and opens fire hitting Opie in his gun arm making him drop the MAC.

''Fuck!'' he yelled in anger.

Now royally pissed off Opie charges at the man and tackles him into the wall causing him to drop his pistol from the impact and proceeds to brutally beat the man into submission. Opie finishes the beating with a powerful haymaker that sends Big Bear spiraling into the ground nearly knocking him out.

Seething with anger Opie felt no remorse for the thug and taking his ka-bar out he places it against Big Bear's throat and slits it open. The GSF member only gasped for a few seconds before bleeding out.

Grove Street Families: 2 - Sons of Anarchy: 3

''Big Bear!" a voice shouted.

Before Opie could turn around he was struck on the back of the head sending him falling to the ground from the force of the swing. The blow almost knocked him out and he could only look up as CJ raised a shovel and proceeded to beat his skull in with the tool to the point his face was bloodied up and fracturing his skull.

Grove Street Families: 2 - Sons of Anarchy: 2

CJ was angered at the site of his dead friend and looking at the dead Opie he only shakes his head in disgust. Dropping the shovel he takes his Type 56 and goes to look for any of his surviving homies.

On the quiet street Sweet was unlucky as he had run into Chibs and Jax and now he was running hoping he could make an escape from the bikers. Shots were ringing out as the two Sons were firing at him with the thug returning fire with his TEC-9 and by luck he was able to hit Chibs in the shoulder but it wasn't enough to kill the man. With their guns clicking empty they duck behind a nearby car and go for a reload.

''I'm gonna get his attention for you and you can drop him.'' Jax said handing Chibs his M4.

Chibs nods and Jax rushes out of cover and seeing the biker Sweet pops out of his cover but that was a fatal mistake as Chibs had a clear sight of him and fires a burst that drops the gangbanger to the ground, two shots hitting him in the head dropping him instantly.

Grove Street Families: 1 - Sons of Anarchy: 2

Seeing the thug drop Jax makes his way over and saw that he was indeed dead but to make sure he takes his own Glock and fires one more round into Sweet's head.

''Sweet no!"

A burst of gunfire erupts and Chibs was killed with several holes in his chest courtesy of CJ's Type 56.

Grove Street Families: 1 - Sons of Anarchy: 1

''Fuck you nigga!'' CJ shouted as he fired at Jax making the man drop to the ground.

He waited until he heard CJ's rifle click empty he pops up and shoots at CJ who dumps his empty gun and takes off.

''You aren't getting out of this alive Grove boy!''

Jax makes his way over to Chibs's body and scoops the M4 up and runs after CJ. Eventually he finds himself near a loading dock and with his M4 aims so he was prepared to shoot CJ down if he made an appearance. As he makes his way further he was unaware that CJ was waiting for him behind a pole and when Jax came close CJ grabs the M4 and both men find themselves in a test of strength.

CJ attempts a cheap shot by trying to kick Jax in the balls but the Son pushed CJ away with all his might and manages to create some space. Jax goes to aim and finish the fight but CJ grabs a wrench from a nearby toolbox and tosses it at Jax's head hitting him right in the temple leaving a gash.

''Ow you motherfucker!" Jax groaned as he clutched his wound.

This created an opportunity for CJ and the thug runs up to Jax and throws a few punches hitting the biker in the gut. This did little to Jax and only served to annoy him more and he manages to catch one of CJ's jabs and proceeds to headbutt him as hard as he could. The blow was strong enough to break CJ's nose causing it to bleed as well as knock him on his ass.

''Ugh, the fuck nigga!" CJ cried out as he held his bleeding nose.

Not satisfied, Jax proceeds to kick CJ on the back and flips him over to deliver a strong kick to his chest knocking the wind out of him before taking out his spare Glock 17. CJ groaned and cried in pain and hearing the sound of a gun cocking he had enough strength to look up to see Jax pointing his pistol at him.

''Aye nigga, wait please!" CJ begged with his hands held out in mercy.

''Nah, I said you weren't getting out alive Grove boy.'' Jax said coldly before squeezing the trigger.

The Glock fires a round that blows through CJ's forehead and plows its way out the back painting the floor red with blood and brains.

WASTED

Grove Street Families: 0 - Sons of Anarchy: 1

With his opponent dead Jax puts the Glock on safe before smirking at the corpse. He then gathers some saliva and spits on the corpse condescendingly before walking away.

''Fear the Reaper.'' he said to himself.

XXXXXX

Winner: Sons of Anarchy

Sons of Anarchy: 595

Ka-Bar Knife: 3

Glock 17: 45

Ingram MAC-10: 170

Colt M4A1: 269

Car Bomb: 108

Grove Street Families: 405

Shovel: 1

Colt M1911A1: 11

Intratec TEC-9: 104

Norinco Type 56: 242

Mk.2 Pineapple Grenade: 47

X-Factors

Training: 80/Training: 50

Logistics: 85/Logistics: 82

Influence: 90/Influence: 79

Dominance: 85/Dominance: 85

Loyalty: 98/Loyalty: 75

Following a relatively lopsided gang war between these two criminal forces it would be the Sons of Anarchy who survived comfortably winning over 59.5% compared to Grove Street Families with 40.5%. It was thanks to their superior mid-range and more accurate long range weapons that allowed them to stay well ahead of the Grove Street Families.

''While Grove Street Families was a determined group they are only used to duking it out with rival street gangs and when they confronted a strong, organized crime group like the Sons they were outmatched.'' DAM explained.

''If there was a real gang war GSF could inflict some damage to SOA with drive-bys but they really came up short due to some of their outdated weapons.'' Zivon seconded.

''I can't say I'm surprised the Sons won, they had the better weapons, they were absolute brawlers and they were organized crime like the mafia compared to the street thugs the GSF were is what contributed to their victory.'' Demigod said.

''Grove Street tried their hardest but having fought only the Vagos, Ballas and to an extent the Varrio Los Aztecas they were not ready to fight an organized crime group at all. This victory belongs to the Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club." Rice Man concluded.

''Ay I'd fuck up this Jax nigga in real life! No way GSF losin to a buncha white boys on tricycles!" CJ exclaimed in annoyance.

''We've dealt with a street gang similar to the GSF and there was no way SAMCRO would let these ghetto boys encroach in Charming, the moment they do that they're dead and we'll really show them who's deadliest.'' Jax said with a smirk.

(Jax was seen riding through the Ganton neighborhood on a new bike with several Sons following close behind him. They approach Grove Street and when they enter the cul-de-sac they ride up to the now dead Sweet's house where several dozen GSF members were chilling. As they approach the GSF members the gangbangers notice the bikers but it was too late as the Sons had their MAC-10s aimed at them and the thugs are dropped in a hail of gunfire. They drop to the ground dead and the Sons ride away casually out of Grove Street.)

XXXXXX

Next time on Deadliest Warrior: Fiction Edition, it's a battle between the U.S. military's most lethal Cold War operatives.

Frank Woods: The former U.S. Marine turned SOG operative who fought communism around the world and came out a hero.

vs.

John Rambo: The highly lethal special forces soldier who fought for a nation whose citizens failed to appreciate its soldiers.

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

And I apologize to Grand Theft Auto fans...

Sons of Anarchy and Grove Street Families are the rightful properties of FX and Rockstar Games.