Greed. One of the 7 deadly sins. It turns people into selfish monsters only obsessed with themselves.
(Red) And when it comes to greed, you cant get more greedy then these two
(Geo) Wario, Mario's arch rivel
(Ender) And Daroach, the leader of the Squeak Squad.
(Red) I'm Red, their Geo and and Ender
(Ender) And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, skills, feats and weaknesses to find out who would win A Death Battle
Mario 'Jumpman' Mario is well known and loved by everyone.
(Red) Well except for two people: Bowser, who sees the red, mushroom munching plumber as a threat to his plans
(Geo) And then there's Wario. Who felt he had been bullied by Mario in childhood and attempted to get his revenge by stealing Mario's castle while he was away saving Princess Daisy in Sarasaland. Yes, Mario apparently has a castle.
(Ender) Mario eventually stopped the villainous Wario, who then would spend the rest of his life causing trouble for the Mario brothers along side his um...acquaintance Waluigi. No one's really sure what their relationship is. And also apparently have time for adventuring of his own and making a mega corporation selling microgames.
(Red) Wario may not be as physically agile as his rival, but far makes up for it in his pure strength and an arsenal of skills and weaponry stranger then that one kid in grade school who sat in the back of the class. You know who you are.
(Geo) It also helps that Wario is one of the 7 Star Children destined for greatness, meaning he holds extraordinary power. His main line up of moves includes punches with his brute strength. He has a Shoulder Charge, a Ground Pound, A Piledriver, and powerful throws.
(Ender) And he can use his own jaw to chomp opponents, or even eat certain, inanimate objects.
(Red) To get around, Wario prefers his Wario Bike which he can apparently summon out of thin air. It also makes a kickass battering ram. But of we are talking about his powerful weapons, nothing tops his ass!
(Geo) He's not exaggerating. Wario has a diet consisting of a lot of garlic. And this garlic has turned his gas into a deadly weapon; The Wario Waft
*Cue Wario farting, resulting in a nuclear like explosion*
(Ender) When Wario isnt farting up nukes, he has 3 different Power-up pots to aid him in battle. The Bull Pot grants Wario extreme strength and lets him cling to walls. The Jet Pot gives Wario increased agility and the ability to fly for short periods of time
(Red) And of course there is the clearly best pot: The Dragon Pot! This gives Wario the ability to shoot fire so extreme, it works underwater! And if none of those pots can help him out, Wario always seems to to have a good number of bob-ombs on hand.
(Geo) But when this portly plumber's back is to the wall, he activates his strongest power up. By eating a piece of rotten garlic, Wario becomes Wario Man! As this 'superhero' Wario's strength and speed are enhanced, he capable of flight, is nearly invulnerable, and his Waft has become, in Nintendo's words, as strong as 70 volcanic eruptions!
(Ender) But this form is not infallible. It lasts only a limited time, and a strong enough blow can knock him out of it.
(Red) Plus he is REALLY greedy. To the point where he can be blinded by riches. He's also not as agile as his rival, he tends to be kinda lazy and hes just an arrogant douche. But that hasn't stopped him pile driving DINOSAURS, outrunning a boulder, and survived the greatest piece of torture known to man: Mario Party!
(Ender) As well as surviving the explosion of roughly 100 bob-ombs. By comparing the bob-ombs to Mario's height, factoring in the tensile strength of iron, and assuming its gunpowder ratio is the same as real life explosive rounds, it can be determined that a single bob-omb's explosive yield is equal to that of 27 kilograms of TNT. For Wario to be hit by 100 of these bombs, means he withstood a force of 11,300 Megajoules of force.
(Geo) For those of you wondering, ONE Megajoule is the force given off by a one tonne vehicle moving at 161 Km/H!
(Red) And yet he's STILL up and moving! Jesus, can anything stop this guy!?
(Ender) Well, he is very slow, which is why most of his moves rely on sheer force, rather then agility. Plus, he is greedy to a fault. He will do anything to get money, and has been easily blinded by riches. Thus, he rarely ever strategies or thinks before combat.
(Red) But still. Wario is a greedy man with a greedy plan. Get between him and his money, and prepare to have a rotten day!
"Greed is good. Greed makes you do great things. Greed loves old people, gold coins, and puppies. It will get you everything, even if you have to piledrive your enemies to do so."
Wario:
Age: 25
Height: 5'9
Weight: 330 Pounds
Has a pet chicken named Hen. She is one of the only things he loves over money
Weapons:
-Bob-ombs (A seemingly endless supply.) (Has an explosive yield of 27 kilograms of TNT)
-Power Up Pots (Bull Pot: Boosted strength + wall climbing ability. Jet Pot: Boosted speed + Short-term flight. Dragon Pot: Pyrokinetic ability)
-Wario Bike (Hammerspace. Can be used to ram into foes)
Skills:
-Superhuman Strength
-Piledriver
-Shoulder Dash
-Ground Pound
-Chomp
-Corkscrew
-Wario Waft (His most devastating ability.)
Wario Man:
-Triggered by eating rotten garlic
-Strength and speed enhanced.
-Flight
-Nearly Invulnerable
-Waft gains the power of 70 Volcanic Eruptions
-Time is limited
Feats:
-Long history of treasure hunting
-Founded WarioWare
-Piledrived a dinosaur
-Outran a rolling boulder
-Fought Mario multiple times
-Survived excessive training from Bowser for a tennis match
-Survived every single Mario Party
-Tanked 100 bob-ombs exploding
Weaknesses:
-Slower and less agile then Mario
-Lack of range
-Hardly ever plans
-Arrogant
-Greedy
-Lazy
The world of Dreamland is home to a number of creatures.
(Red) Including everyone's favorite pink puffball Kirby! And anyone who knows him knows he loves to eat.
(Geo) But one day, when Kirby was relaxing and was ready to enjoy a lovely slice of cake, it was stolen by a band of thieves calling themselves the Squeak Squad, and their leader; the enigmatic Daroach!
(Ender) Daroach is a master treasure hunter, scouring planets all over the galaxy for gold and riches. And when this greed took him to Pop-Star and he came toe to toe with the planet's defender, Daroach decided to fight for his treasure.
(Red) And believe me, he has plenty to fight with! He can fly, teleport, lob bombs, and launch a volley of stars with his Triple Star Cane. He uses his sharp claws to rip into enemies, and trick foes with a fake treasure chest called the Smack-In-The-Box!
(Geo) His greatest skill is his magical abilities. Along with the aforementioned flying and teleportation, Daroach can shoot shards of ice, which can be charged up to fire a large beam of ice.
(Ender) Daroach has aided Kirby from time to time, even assisting him in the battle against Necrodeus
(Red) Who is a giant skull demon from space!
(Ender) But he has been known to fight against the pink puffball.
(Geo) And when this rivalry brought him to opening a sealed chest, it unleashed the monster known as Dark Nebula.
(Red) Who then decided to thank Daroach for freeing him...by possessing him and turning him into an even more powerful beast: Dark Daroach!
*Daroach has a shocked look on his face as the sinister dark smoke surrounded him from the treasure chest*
(Ender) Dark Daroach has all his attributes boosted to extreme levels, including the power of his weapons
(Red) Yeah like how his Star Cane fires much larger projectiles, how he can now fire a much larger ice beam, oh yeah. And the fact that his new bombs, when they blow up, leave behind a pillar of fire! Geo, science that!
(Geo) Well, the average force of a bomb is 125 PSI. So, for an explosive like this to result in a pillar of fire, the attack must have a force of 50 Megatons. 3,000 times stronger then the Hiroshima bomb! And to be clear, the kirby world is much stronger then our world. So, for the sake of simplicity, we are making these calculations with real world numbers.
(Red) So, needless to say Daroach is pretty skilled. He's a master treasure hunter, has kept pace with Kirby in combat-who is strong enough to crack a planet in half, and has lead the squeak squad for, presumably, years!
(Ender) but he is not perfect. He can be blinded by riches, has never managed to defeat Kirby, and typically always requires someone's help in defeating any large foes.
(Geo) But hey. Whenever treasure's involved, the squeak squad will be there. And Daroach will do whatever it takes to have it!
"Those bejeweled hearts will be mine!"
Daroach
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Age: Unknown-more then most likely
Leader of the Squeak Squad
Weapons:
-Wand (Conjure powerful spells)
-Bombs
-Triple Star Cane
-Claws
-Smack-In-The-Box
Skills:
-Flight
-Teleportation
-Ice Magic
-Summoning Magic
-Claw-Based Techniques (Hunter Claw, Scratch Out, Cross Claw)
Dark Daroach:
-Improved abilities
-Power boost to Star Cane and Bombs
-Ice Beam much more potent
Feats:
-Master Treasure Hunter
-Lead the Squeak Squad for years
-Battled Kirby
-Aided in the battle against Necrodeus
Weaknesses:
-Can be blinded by riches
-Has never defeated Kirby
-Cannot take on many opponents by himself, often needing the aid of his team
Alright the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all
(Geo) Two greedy treasure hunters go for the gold!
(Red) ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTTLLLLLEEEEE!
Wario is seen riding his motercycle. "Wario! Number 1! Wahahaha!" He laughed. In his lap was a treasure chest. He stops in a clearing and looks at his-more then most likely-ill-gotten goods. It was an old chest covered in dirt and carvings that read 'BEWARE THINE MORTAL SOUL! DO NOT OPEN THIS CHEST!' Wario pictured everything that could be inside and his eyes turned into dollar signs. He held it into the air laughing. He brought his hand down...only to see the chest was now gone. "WHA!? He looks and sees Daroach with the chest under his foot laughing. His face red with anger, Wario dashed and bashed Daroach away with his shoulder. The wizard, accepting the plumber's challenge grabs his Triple Star Cane as Wario growls with steam coming out of his ears.
FIGHT!
Wario Shoulder Charged at Daroach, who countered with a flip of his Triple Star Cane. Wario winced as Daroach dove into him with rapid scratches, knocking him into the air and teleporting up, hitting him with two slashes forming and 'X' shape. Wario spirals down and face plants on the ground as Daroach charges magic into his wand. Standing up and panting, Wario looks up and panics as a large beam of ice magic hits him, freezing him solid. Laughing, the mouse threw a bomb at his frozen foe, exploding him into the air. Wario fixed himself and landed, steam shooting from his ears. Daroach laughed before rushing at Wario, the latter of whom punched the charging mouse in the face, making him stumble back. Wario grabbed him, shaking up up and down before slamming him into the ground, then ground pounding his chest, picking him up and launching him into the air and hitting him with the corkscrew. Daorach teleported out of it and flew away. Wario grabbed his bike and rode after him. The two approached the edge of a cliff as Daroach stopped and shot an ice shard at Wario's tires, freezing them and sending the plumber flying off the cliff. Daroach smirked then gasped as Wario flew back up with his Jet Pot. "Wario Gonna Win!" He said flying at him. Daroach dodged his attack and the two clashed claw to fist. Daroach used his superior agility, slashing past the plumber's defenses before blasting him point blank with a bomb. Wario shoot the soot of and growled. "You like bombs, eh buster?" He takes out a bob-omb "Try this!" He throws it at Daroach, who freezes it. 3 more get sent flying at him, which Daroach teleports to dodge the giant explosion. Wario grit his teeth, starting to get very annoyed at the constant teleporting as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a clove of garlic, smirking. When Daroach re-appeared, his eyes widened as Wario Man appeared. He tried to teleport again but Wario Man crashed into him, knocking them both off the cliff. Wario Man punched his opponent into the side of the cliff and dragged him through the stone all the way to the bottom. Daroach stood up wincing as Wario man grabbed him and began pummeling him into the ground. Laughing in victory, Wario man flew back up to claim his prize. But, as he opened the chest...dark energy flew out and headed towards Daroach. "Wha!? What a rip off!" He growled throwing the empty chest away. He turned and his eyes buldged out of his head as Dark Daroach rose up, staring him down. At the same time, the Wario Man transformation wore off "Uh oh..." Dark Daroach lunged at Wario, slashing him multiple times, slamming him into the ground and dropping a bomb, letting it explode and engulf Wario in flames. The force of the explosion sent Wario flying into the air, where Daroach was waiting and fired a giant beam of ice, freezing the plumber and sendhinf him crashing through a landmass. On the other side, Daroach appeared and slammed him into the ground again. Wario stood up and panted, before growling. Daroach threw another bomb at him but Wario opened his mouth wide and ate it. His stomach expanded, showing it exploded, but he laughed it off. Daroach flew at him, which Wario laughed even more at, turning around aiming his ass at the wizard. "Have a rotten day!" He unleashed the Wario Waft. Which, mixing with the explosive he had just swallowed, caused a giant explosion that shook the ground. When it cleared, there was a pile of ash with Daroach's hat and cape. Wario sniffed "Oops. Excuse me. WAHAHAHAHA!"
K.O!
Wario rides his motercycle, doing a wheelie because of the frozen tire and doing a V sign. Meanwhile, the ash that was Daroach blew away into the wind.
(Red) Holy hell! That was awesome!
(Ender) Daroach definitely held the speed and agility advantage, with his flight and teleportation. But, that's about the only edge he had.
(Geo) Wario had him beat in every other category! Wario once piledrived this massive dinosaur named Dino Mighty. Comparing her size to Wario's, and using the information that she is apparently a T-rex, means she would weigh 228,500 tons!
(Red) Daroach hasn't had any strength feats NEAR that level. Plus, Wario's been set on fire, frozen, and slashed before and still walked away okay. And thanks to his impressive Bob-Omb feat, shows he is perfectly capable of walking away from a powerful explosion. Daroach hasn't shown any durability feats to match the kind of shit Wario's done.
(Geo) And before you all comment that he's tanked hits from Kirby, who cracked a planet in half: That move required Kirby to have the Fighter power up, AND concentrate enough to focus all his strength on one point, which isn't exactly easy to do in the midst of combat.
(Ender) Not to mention Wario's much wider arsenal allowed him to be more creative in combat. And his Wario Man transformation made him even stronger and even tougher.
(Red) Daroach may have had the speed. But Wario had the strength, the durability, the arsenal, and the ass to pull through! Daroach chances of victory just blew up in his face.
(Ender) The winner is Wario.
Next Time on Death Battle:
*Thunder clap!*
The Halloween Special!
2 Horror Icons go head to head!
*its silent, until suddenly a tall, inky monster with horns and a permanent grin on his face appears and reaches out at the reader*
*cue Build Our Machine*
This monster is seen roaming the halls of a studio, occasionally chasing the player with his arm outstretched. The player shoots at him with a gun, but it has no effect as he gets caught.
Vs
*its silent. Until a brown bear with a top hat appears and screams(
*cue Toreador March*
The bear is seen on cameras, staring blankly. The bear is seen throwing his microphone at monsters. It ends with another version of this bear with sharp teeth and claws appearing, screeching and killing the player.
BENDY
VS
FREDDY!