Note : New story idea, got to write it before realising it's embarrassing and dumping it in trash.
Note 2 : Before you told me I plagiarized, I'm just going to say I borrowed a little (stealing)
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Overdose due!
Prologue?
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-Dream-
It's an old childhood memory I always thought was false, I'm in a countryside village, seemed like it's summer evident by the cicadas loud noise. There stood a little girl with long blond hair with a drill at the end and her green eyes of jade.
" Won't you return? Won't you remember me?" That girl asked.
I don't even know who she is, I don't even remember anything about her.
" I will" The words automatically coming from my mouth, sounding like an eight year old boy.
She smiled and hurriedly running to me.
" Won't you promise?" She asked again, this time she gets closer and closer.
" I promise"
She quickly hugged me, taking me by surprise " I'll wait for you, Hachiman"
I can't see her face and the expression she made, but she sounded happy and hurtful at the same time.
Everything went blank and I woke up from my deep slumber, that dream felt real, from the smell of dirt and the air. It all feels so real to me.
I have memory lost at age ten, I can't remember anything before that.
So why is the only thing I remember was that? Does that dream have any significance for me, the only thing I thought about it was that it sounded like an anime plot.
You know, the one where the Main Character remembers about a certain childhood friend and they coincidentally met.
It's useless thinking about things as such, I glanced at the alarm clock and it was at five in the morning. I continued to lay down in my bed not worrying if I'm going to be late.
"Big bro! Wake up!" Called my little sister behind the door, she opened it quickly almost broke it down. The noise was loud from the impact, like loud loud.
I hurriedly stood up because of my survival instincts and because of my heart almost exploding.
"Oi!"
"Ah, already up, then come on. Breakfast is served"
"Give me a second"
"You're almost late you know that" She had her arms in her hips, like an angry anime girl.
"Just... a second. Please" I demanded pathetically.
"If you're like this, no girls would like to approach you, you know"
"Heh, I already pulled zero bi-"
"Alright, if you say so Big bro" She happily mumbled a song as she got out.
I lay back down and think about whatever is on my mind.
Who is she?.
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-Club-
Youth is fake, I've already said it a thousand time, and I'd rather die than be forced to socialize. I'd rather be a stone pillar in the middle of nowhere in Mongolia than to be a filthy piece of normie, they can just spontaneously combust.
"You're the one who should spontaneously combust, Hikigaya!"
Said the sadistic teacher, the one who wears coats scientist wore. It's a teaching facility, why would she wear that. Oh, if you're wondering, I'm in the Counselor office for some good reason.
"I thought I didn't say that out loud" I countered.
She messaged her head in exasperation.
"You know, your essay is showing your world view"
"You are welcome"
"And the assignment is about looking back on your high school days, not some long speech about youth and how normies should explode."
"It's just one of the drafts, I wrote many drafts for this essay"
"I don't care about drafts, if only..."
Her head perked up, I don't like this.
"Hey, do you have any friends?" Why the sudden question? If I want to be back alive, I must follow along.
"Well, if we're talking friends, there's Zaimokuza, Kawasaki, and Totsuka"
They're more like employees rather than friends.
"Only three?"
I silently nodded my head then said "Only three"
"Have you joined a club?" I see, the punishment is that I must join a club, like hell I would want to.
"Yes" her eyes widened at my response.
"The go home club" I continued.
She punched the space right next to my left ears, with a force that strong, I would have thought she was a professional boxer. A normal student would feel threatened if were faced with this situation, but I'm not.
"Stop joking, Hikigaya"
"Alright" I said calmly.
Teach regained her composure "So, would you joi-"
"No" I quickly cut her off.
"Oi!" She punched me in my swelly belly, now I'm hurt and is on the floor. This is violence against student you know that, I'm going to sue her.
"D- do y-you think, y-you can hurt a student like this?"
"It's justifiable, you cut me off before I'm done talking"
"Nice reasoning, but you don't have to go that far. How would you feel if I sue you?"
"If I want someone like you to hear me a punch would be enough" Seriously? Someone like me?, just you know that I'm not a problematic student to punch, I got good grades, and I also got connection.
"And sue me? Impossible" Teach added.
Maybe this is why teach got no husband.
She glared at me angrily, her glare froze me in place.
"I feel like hitting you again, Hikigaya"
"Okay, I give up" I stand up and patted the dust off my pants.
"Follow me"
We both walked from the office to the unused old school building on the other side, and we arrived at the door to a classroom door with no plate.
"This is your punishment for the time being, behave"
Teach knocked the door for a few seconds "Yukinoshita, I'm going in" she slid opened the door.
We both go inside, I inspected the whole room, it was an empty unused classroom. All chairs and desks were stacked and moved aside to the left of the room.
And there's a girl sitting in the middle of it, long black hair tied with red hair ribbon on its back. Reading some type of books about cats, uncaring of two people in front.
She looked like Hatsune Miku with black hair, i thought. Comparing them both in my mind, the results are NO, they don't look the same. Hatsune Miku tied her hair to a ponytail. This one looked more like Teach in her youth.
I know her, we met once and I've always heard rumours about her, rumours about a beauty queen of ice. Her name is Y-
"Oi! Yukinoshita!" That's her family name, her name is Yukinoshita Yukino. One of the third most beautiful girls of Sobu High. She's also a daughter of one of Chiba's successful company.
She looked up from her book and irritatedly glared at Teach, must I say, she got a beautiful blue eyes that can charm.
"Miss Hiratsuka, I remember I told you to knock before entering"
"I already knocked, and you're too distracted with that book" Teach pointed at Yukinoshita's cat book.
She blushed while holding the book at her chest and mumbled "It's my precious one..." She thought we wouldn't hear it.
She noticed my presence and coughed "Anyway, is he a troubled soul?"
Troubled soul huh, I know my eyes are as dead as a corpse. You don't have to remind me about that.
"Yes, and he's looking forward to joining this club" Teach declared.
I bowed respectfully to the rich girl "I'm Hikigaya Hachiman, 2-F. W-Wait, when did I say I'm going to join?"
"He's a loner who doesn't have any friends and is a filthy terrorist" Teach ignored my words, also, no friends and am a terrorist? You made up things on the spot to frame me. I have three friends and I don't want to shoot this school. Really.
"Besides, his personality is rotten and his words are harsh" Teach continued.
"Hey! Don't I have a say in this? I have a part time job you know!"
"It's only a part time job right? Just say you've got some important stuff on school" Teach crossed her arms on her big breasts.
TCH, it's not that simple.
"Ugh..."
"So, I need you to fix him. Yukinoshita"
"You can count me on this one, Miss Hiratsuka" Yukinoshita also ignored my words.
"Anyways, let me just get the paper. Bye!" Teach left the room and I'm standing there like an idiot.
Oh, Komachi, your Big bro is going to be late. Sorry.
"How long're you planning to stand there like a pervert?" Yukinoshita hugged her chest tightly in self defense, I'm not a pervert. Besides, I like women with big boobs.
"I'm not that kind of a person"
"Your eyes told me otherwise"
"Don't judge a book by it's cover, woman" I said while dragging a chair to the other side of the room opposite to the queen of ice.
I sat down and took a novel out of my bag, and read it in silence. Its a novel about a High Schooler who seeks genuine relationship, a true relationship that can't be broken very easily, a relationship that is not hanging by a thread, a relationship that is sincere.
Sincere huh, I've also been searching for that thing, friendships also, and the only sincere relationship I have is with my family and workers.
A cough took me out of my inner thoughts, I look up from my book "Say it".
"Aren't you going to ask about what this club does?"
"No need, you can just say it to me now"
"It's a volunteer club" She said with annoyance.
"Oh" I went back into reading.
"Hey, only that?"
"Only what?"
"Nothing"
I let out a sigh "What does this club do?"
"Oh, we help people with problems. Our motto is we don't give a man a fish, we teach him how to fish"
"Okay, interesting" I went back reading again.
"So, Miss Hiratsuka said, you're a loner and need a fixing" I ignored her.
Someone opened the door suddenly "Yukinoshita, I'm coming in!".
"Knock on the door Miss Hiratsuka"
Eh, I didn't even hear her footsteps, she's wearing heels for God sake. Is she eavesdropping our conversation?
"Sorry, sorry. I only came to see how things're going" Teach waved her hands around.
"So, any progress yet?" Teach curiously asked.
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"..."
"With his attitude, I don't think progress will be possible" Queen of Ice spoke coldly.
"And why do I have to fix myself?"
"So that you wouldn't be rotten in the future, Hikigaya"
"I'm fine the way I am now, there's no problem with me"
"There's no way I'll let a delinquent like you loose around"
"Don't group me with those juvenile criminals, I atleast have moral"
Teach's head perked up again, I don't like how this going.
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-End of school hours-
Shucks, teach is one of those Ex-Otaku who watches weird old animes, really showing her age there with her ideas. Also Yukinoshita's younger daughter is as the rumours heard, Ice cold.
Oops, I forgot to soften my words when monologuing. How unprofessional.
As I thought about whatever is on my mind, my android phone ringing, that means someone called me. I looked at the number and picked it up.
"What's up Totsuka? Aren't you working?"
"R- Right Boss, but today someone scammed us!"
"Could you elaborate?"
"The customer, he tried to trick us using fake money, unfortunately no fortune lost to raiders today"
"Kawasaki handled the job quite well Boss!" Totsuka added.
"Kawasaki really is a reliable bodyguard after all"
"Kawasaki! Boss praised you!" I could hear a quiet flustered voice on the phone there.
"Say, does Zaimokuza laze around?"
"Well, except writing his novels, he does his work excellently"
"Good work"
"Boss, how many more did you want all this to continue?"
"Who knows? I started it and it's already grown at a rapid pace"
"Maybe once we're done, we'll be caught" I added more.
"Opportunity befalls, if at that time you weren't running away, this all wouldn't have had to have happened."
"Opportunity... do as the usual, cooking those. It's our only expense"
"Okay Boss"
"Close"
"Close"
The call ended with the key word " Close", right now I have been at front of the home that I have taken residence, and I have some nasty feeling about that little sister of mine.
How could I tell her about it, I could give her some biscuits since she loved it so much.
With heavy feelings, I opened the door to the concrete box."I'm home"
Unenthusiastic hollow dark hallways, with the only shoes being Komachi's, shows how fucked in the ass I am.
"Big bro" Scary, what scary energy I should sent shamans already.
"Where are you when I need you" She's been angered.
"I'm forced to join a club, sorry" I dogeza'd sincerely.
"Oh, you should've informed me in the messages"
"Confiscated until departure"
"Make sense"
"What's for dinner?"
"I only cooked for myself as punishment, you've got to buy for yourself" That's good to know, need some walk to refresh the mind.
"With grace" I changed my shoes, showered, and changed clothes, and got out to buy me some foods.
"Mama and Papa already ate at the office, so you shouldn't worry about them at home late at night" Komachi said.
"Nice"
"I'm going out" Me said.
"Don't die along the way"
"I won't"
I'm Japan's most wanted, is this how it feels to be a wanted druglord? It's not thrilling.
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End of chapter
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End note : This chapter doesn't make sense, second will explain, maybe.