WELCOME BACK TO THE STORY BASED OFF OF THE HIT MOBILE GAME, THE BATTLES CATS, KNOWN BY MANY AS: THE BATTLE CATS: X! GET READY FOR THE KICK-ASS EIGHTEENTH EDITION OF THE STORY. HOPE YOU ENJOY!
We now find ourselves in Ghana, where The Battle Act are all racing against each other to see who has to spy on the enemies over at the Ghanaian base. All eight of them run from one end of the battlefield to the other. Cow Cat wins the race, followed by Bob in second, followed by Axe Cat in third, followed by Cat, Gross Cat, Bird Cat and Fish Cat. Tank Cat sadly placed last, which means he has to do the spying! Poor guy.
Tank Cat: Aw come on! No fair... he sighs as he goes up to the attic of the Cat Base to grab binoculars, and rushes down to climb on top of a nearby tree Next time, someone else can do it instead!
Cat: You snooze, you lose, buddy! he cackles as he helps Tank Cat up the tree
Cow Cat: Besides the fact I came first, if I were to hypothetically come last, I don't think I could actually make it up a tree with this build! he looks around his body, it isn't one for tree climbing
Bob: I could climb a shit ton of trees, the only exception being those dumbass venomous ones! he smirks as he flicks his toothpick Fortunately for me, in the race, I came second!
Axe Cat: Hey, what can we say? In a race, all you're looking for is whoever came first, whoever came second, and whoever came last! Matilda said so, believe her! he waves his axe in the air
Cow Cat: And what place did you come in that race? I'm dying to hear! he nudges Axe Cat playfully
Axe Cat: he is grumbling under his breath Third...he kicks away a stone by his foot
Meanwhile, Cat, Gross Cat, Bird Cat, and Fish Cat are all arguing over who came what place between fourth and seventh. As in the canonical game, they all move at the same speed of ten. They all bring up good points on their leg sizes, adaptable bodies, and weight. While also bringing up science based points such as whose foot touched the finish line first!
Fish Cat: Just so you know, I have a long body, so my mouth could have easily touched the finish line, you never know!
Cat: Oh please, all you could do was get a stomach cramp from all the Cat Food you ate!
Fish Cat: Speaking of Cat Food... he grins menacingly as he approaches Cat
Cat: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT!? he backs away in fear
Gross Cat: My legs are the longest! So I can push myself out so much! I could have easily won, if it weren't for the fact they are so god damn heavy and slow to move! But my point still stands, my legs could have easily touched the finish line before you guys could.
Bird Cat: My wings are light to carry, so my speed is at a huge advantage! But that makes my body heavy and my wings weak, putting my speed at a big enough DISADVANTAGE! But my soar to the finish line was a quick one, much quicker than the rest of your finishes!
Gross Cat: Oh please! You couldn't even exercise if your brain wanted to! You obviously didn't come fourth place! It was me.
Cow Cat: Not athletic enough to be in the top three, huh? he dangles his acquired gold medal, to which Bob and Axe Cat copy with their silver and bronze ones respectively
Cat, Gross Cat, Bird Cat, and Fish Cat simultaneously: OH SHUT UP, YOU!
Meanwhile, Tank Cat is looking into the Enemy Base to see what is happening. He spies on Snache applying his water color body paint. He watches in awe.
Tank Cat: Guy, I think I have a clue as to what they are planning against us...Come take a look!
Bob: Ah, Tank Cat, what in the actual world are these bastardizing idiots up to now? Are they planning a decoy or some shit? he rushes up to Tank Cat to find out what he's seeing
Tank Cat: I know how Snache applies his water color body paint now! he grins as he sees the procedure in its entirety
Bob: he groans We're not into that! Find out what...Pigge or...Doge are up to... he flicks his toothpick as climbs up the tree
Tank Cat: Ooh, speaking of Doge, he's coming into the bathroom now! he grins as he continues nosily spying into the enemy base
Inside the Ghanaian Base, Snache is applying the last few gray spots on his tail to perfect his look! Doge comes in impatiently and looks at him in confusion. The two seem to be discussing something.
Doge: Snache, quit hogging the bathroom all to yourself! You're worse than Pigge. I need to brush my teeth. he groans in annoyance
Snache: And I need to make sure my spots are perfected! I need this mirror to see myself doing it, and to remove any mistakes. I need evidence to see myself do the perfect job.
Doge: IT DOESN'T MATTER! You're going to get injured anyways, ruining your paint job. And besides, this mirror is removable. How come we were able to make it from Mongolia to Ghana with this same mirror!?
Snache: You don't get it, do you? he rubs his forehead The bathroom is the only place in this WHOLE BUILDING where Jackie Peng isn't slicing stuff, Pigge isn't blabbering about some British soap opera, Those Guys aren't crashing into everything, and where YOU aren't barking at the Cats! Why not take your toothbrush, AND your toothpaste, and brush your teeth DOWNSTAIRS!? he glares at Doge before pointing his tail towards the bathroom exit
Doge: Jesus, okay! he sighs as he takes the toothpaste and toothbrush This is why no one compliments your paint job. he scoffs as he slams the door
Tank Cat: Ooh, this is TEA! he giggles childishly as he shakes on the tree, before falling off, getting Snache's attention
Axe Cat: Uh oh, Tank Cat got the attention of the enemies, they know! he cowers as he grabs his axe
Gross Cat: Already!? I thought he'd last longer than that. he rolls his eyes before approaching the battlefield
Fish Cat: I believe I would have done a better job at spying on the enemies! I went to the movies and watched a spy movie once!
Cow Cat: Ah yes, as if a celebrity whose fame is going down the drain knows everything about being a spy!
Bob: Eles vão nos matar! (They are so going to kill us!)
Tank Cat: Shh, Bob, only Snache knows we're here! Play it calmly. Until he rats us out of course, THEN we scream like children and run away!
Snache: he looks down the window to see Tank Cat and Bob WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!? he whispers, gritting his teeth You were not supposed to see my bad side. he deliberately turns himself so they only see his "good" side My...jaw is more sharper on the right side of my face than it is on the left. Don't ask why that is.
Tank Cat: I...lost a race. he sighs embarrassingly
Bob: And I was here to grab the information off of Tank Cat, so, what the hell are you going to do to us!? he glares into Snache coldly
Snache: EVERYONE, TANK CAT AND BOB WERE SPYING ON US! he yells out, suddenly, all the other enemies come rushing by the window
Pigge: They could have seen me in the shower! If that is the case, you two are creeps! And the police don't like Peeping Toms, you bloody idiots!
Jackie Peng: Jackie Peng is pissed off. I was training myself with Jackie Peng's epic Kung Fu skills! You are not welcome to spectate. he glares at them
That Guy A: I hope he didn't see the ending to my comic, I haven't read it yet, and I don't want spoilers! he pouts as he crosses his arms
That Guy C: I was eating cereal downstairs...so I don't understand any of this. he is continuing to eat his bowl of breakfast food
Doge: I was sparring with This little runt of a Guy right here! I was beating his ass so hard, to the point where I gave him brain damage. he holds up That Guy B His heart was in the right place though...I don't know if it still is...he looks at him
That Guy B: I support...professional boxers! he mumbles from his brain damage
Doge: Nope, it still is, BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE SPIES! he rushes downstairs, followed by everyone else
Jackie Peng: Jackie Peng will get his revenge on you, Tank Cat, and Bob! he squawks loudly before joining the pack
Tank Cat: Uh oh, we are so dead! he gulps in fear What will we do, Bob? he grabs him in fear
Bob: Não te preocupes... (Don't worry...) I'm sure we will be able to make it out of this shit hole alive. Now, let's meet up with the rest of the Cats and prepare for this battle! he pounds his fists together
Tank Cat: Right, for the sake of the Cat Food, the treasure, AND our friends! he copies Bob pounding his fists together
Bob and Tank Cat make their way to the other Cats, they all seem worried, but they are prepared for this. They all give each other a reassuring nod, before checking the Relativity Clock, once the clock rings Nine AM, everyone barges out!
Bird Cat: Show yourselves, fellow competition. We are not afraid of you, we will hold our ground until the day we rot! he flies above everyone else
Fish Cat: When the time is right, I will be more than happy to eat their entire base, just LOOK AT IT! he drools at the sight in front of him, to everyone else's annoyance from his stupidity
What Fish Cat finds so delicious is no other than the Ghanaian enemy base. It is a stereotypical Ghanaian base based off of a literal Chocolate Bar! Nope, you did NOT read that wrong! The reasoning behind it is because Ghana is considered the largest exporters of the Cocoa beans used to make chocolate. Hence the base being a massive chocolate bar. It was even designed with a bite mark on it, and a red plastic wrapper with tinfoil inside to keep the bar cool. However, none of it matters as the WHOLE THING, from the bite marks, to the crumpled tinfoil, is made ENTIRELY from wood! Now that, is what I call impressive stuff.
Fish Cat: I wonder now if that makes the Cacao treasures taste like chocolate, DOES THE CACAO TASTE BETTER AS THE TREASURE IMPROVES!? he looks at everyone, desperate for answers
Bird Cat: he huffs before explaining everything No, nothing in front of you is edible. It is a wooden chocolate bar made from wood from the trees of Ghana! And besides, the treasure is based off of the Cacao seeds, which have an extraordinarily bitter taste. It is the sugar which gives chocolate its sweet taste! I read it in a book once, about the history of chocolate!
Bob: Damn, you sure like your books, huh Bird Cat? he grins as he nudges him
Bird Cat: Of course I do! Reading is the Cat Food of the brain! And that also makes Cat Food the books of the stomach! he grins brightly Despite all of the "books" our Piscium friend over here, that is Latin for Fish by the way, ate in his entire lifetime, he still has no knowledge about what he is putting in his stomach. he rolls his eyes, as Fish Cat is chewing on a tree
Fish Cat: muffled It has maple syrup!
Bird Cat: There aren't even any Maple trees in Ghana! he groans in annoyance You're eating tree sap.
Cat: Can we please settle this later? I believe the enemies are all coming, and they look PISSED! he gulps as he begins shaking
Out comes all of the enemies, which is everyone par Hippoe and Gory! They all glare at The Battle Act, especially Tank Cat and Bob. They all spread out to ready themselves for the epic battle. Snache eventually speaks up.
Snache: Listen, we'll admit, we've been spying on you guys for quite a while now! And it is fun seeing all the antics you guys get up to. But, it is only fun when it is US spying on someone ELSE. It is not fun when we receive the spying, especially if our bad sides are showing off. he grabs the left side of his jaw, which is less chiseled than the right of it
Doge: I just wanted to brush my teeth in peace...he kicks away a stone at his foot
That Guy B: Ow, my head! What the hell happened to my HEAD!? AGH SHIT, IT HURTS SO BAD, OW! he cries out in pain as he grabs his head and sits down
Pigge: Oh get up, you big baby! she grabs him and stands him up
That Guy A: How about we begin to battle!? he rubs his stick hands together And show these spies who the hell we are!
Jackie Peng: Jackie Peng is going to commit terrorist crimes on all of you! he cackles as he spreads his stubby wings
Gross Cat: Okay, bring it on, bitches! he spits on the floor as he stretches himself
The Battle Begins! Tank Cat and Bob both go after Snache. Snache grabs Tank Cat with his tail and throws him into Bob, causing Tank Cat to bruise up all over his back. Bob responds by kicking Snache to the ground.
Tank Cat: Ow! That really hurt, you know? he coughs up some blood
Snache: weakly That is what you get...for invading my painting session! he hisses as he slowly slithers his way towards them
Bob: Heh, give it up, you dumbass cobra (snake), your attacks are not going to do shit against us. I have brass knuckles, and I have 119 and a quarter pounds of lean muscle, do you realize that? he cracks his knuckles as he kicks Snache again
Meanwhile, up in the clouds of heaven, The Cat God himself is looking down on everyone. He smirks in a cocky manner, being the legendary being that he is. He speaks up as he is getting massaged by his archangels on every part of his perfect body.
The Cat God: HAH! Those idiots don't know how to spy on people! Look at me, spying on these dumbasses and they don't realize a thing!
Back in the surface of the battlefield, Gross Cat is fighting against Jackie Peng. They are both showing off their professional fighting skills. With Gross Cat knowing a basic amount of Kung Fu to use against Jackie Peng. He slaps him in the face, causing it to swell up and bleed out. Jackie Peng responds by doing a kick to Gross Cat's legs, causing two of them to crumple up and become unusable.
Gross Cat: AGH! he cries out in pain My legs are fucked! How could you even dare to do such a thing? he glares at Jackie Peng
Jackie Peng: Jackie Peng is highly professional at his works. I do whatever it takes to beat an enemy on the field. And even off the field I do some epic Kung Fu. JACKIE PENG HATES INTRUDERS! They are banned from watching "Chop Kick Penguin: 4" once it releases. he smirks as he places a wing in front of Gross Cat to make him flinch
Gross Cat: Why you little measly numpty! he growls as he whacks his paw against Jackie Peng's abdomen
Jackie Peng: Oh, agh! Jackie Peng clutches his stomach in pain as he lays on the ground That, is some professional Kung Fu in Jackie Peng's eyes. Gross Cat, allow Jackie Peng to train you someday with his direct to VHS movie spin-off, "Chop Kick Penguin, but YOU are the Chop Kick Penguin!" he holds up a VHS movie, with a Jet-Black blank area over Jackie Peng's head, allowing the holder to see their heads
Gross Cat: Yeah, yeah, shut it and fight me already! he readies himself for more combat
Elsewhere on the battlefield, Fish Cat and Cat are fighting against Doge. They are all upon him. Doge bites down on Fish Cat, causing his scales to bleed out. Cat responds by grabbing Doge and biting his ears, causing them to bleed out as well. It is quite feral and barbaric.
Fish Cat: Yeah Cat! Show that Doge how to...attack a Doge! he grins menacingly as he approaches them
Cat: Yeah, I think I have the rest of the battle, you're good! he grins as he continues to fight with Doge
Fish Cat: That's good, because I have a tin of Cat Food, and I want to eat it! without a can opener, he rips the entire lid off of it with his teeth, and chows on the delicious food Mmh, this tastes too good to be real!
Cat: H-hey! Give me some, I'm hungry too, you know?
Doge: Yes, it is my chance to escape! he attempts to run away, but it caught by Cat Oh god DAMN IT!
Cat: Not so fast, Shiba, we still have a fight to have! he giggles as he holds him up, struggling to hold him because Doge is bigger than him
Doge: Yeah, put me down. But I'll promise I'll stay! I love fighting you. he nudges Cat
Cat: And I adore fighting you, you little sneaky asshole. he lets go of Doge
Fish Cat: Hey, can I have the rest of that Cat Food? Or are you going to team up with the enemy here!? he stares at the Cat Food, in a hungry manner
Doge: Oh, be quiet, or I'll eat you! You'd make a tasty fish and chips meal. You're a massive tuna! he grins as he approaches Fish Cat
Fish Cat: absolutely traumatized Oh no! ANYONE BUT ME! I taste like ass, I know because I accidentally was biting on my fin once. Never doing it again! So please, don't eat me.
Cat: What the actual hell is going on over here? he stares at the whole scene blankly Are you threatening to eat FISH CAT!? Are you crazy or what?
Doge: I'm taking the risk! Heh, I'm in a pissed off mood because of me being unable to brush my teeth. So it's only fair that I take it out on one of you guys.
Cat and Fish Cat simultaneously: Fair enough!
Doge: Prepare to be murdered, Fishy Guy! he pounces on Fish Cat, but Fish Cat traps Doge in his mouth HEY! LET ME OUT YOU CRAZY FISH! IT'S HUMID AS SHIT IN HERE! HELLO?
Fish Cat: he is cackling away at the scene, before spitting him out You taste like hair! I'd probably be better off with Pigge, and maybe Snache or Hippoe. he is planning out who to eat
Cat: speechless Oh my God, Fish Cat, you are one crazy bastard. AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT! he laughs away and pushes Fish Cat playfully
Doge: covered in saliva, and blood This is just terrible! But hey, at least my breath doesn't smell bad! he grins with happiness as he wipes off the saliva Too bad EVERYTHING hurts from Fish Cat's teeth! Why are they so sharp? he whimpers in pain
Fish Cat: Eh, that is part of the reason why I bit you too! I have my many reasons, I'm not some mental asylum escapee! he coughs up a hairball, some of the fur being Doge's AGH, I THINK MY BREATH STINKS WORSE THAN YOURS AFTER THAT!
Cat: he wipes some of Fish Cat's drool off of Doge So, do you believe I should finish you off or what? And how was your reaction to being nearly murdered!?
Doge: Well, it's quite an experience for sure. he rubs his back awkwardly But it's no different to what I'm used to.
Cat: Yeah, I know. A lot of the Cats can be a pain in the ass too! And they do crazy shit all of the time. he places his hand on Doge You and I have a lot more in common than you think...
Doge: he is smiling brightly Do you think so? Well, he giggles quietly I suppose it's somewhat true. he grabs his injuries as he collapses on the floor
Fish Cat: Hey Cat, I heard what you JUST said! How could you? Great offense was taken! he growls at Cat
Cat: Just go off and fight Pigge, will you? he shoves him away
Fish Cat: On it! he smirks as he rushes towards the poor pig I will demolish every Red enemy I see!
Those Guys are all attacking Axe Cat and Bird Cat. Axe Cat uses his Axe to slice through That Guy B, whose brain was already fried by Doge. Leaving Bird Cat to deal with Those Guys A and C. Bird Cat attempts to call for help, but Axe Cat refuses.
Bird Cat: Hey! Axe Cat, may I ask politely for your acquaintance against Those Guys? They sure know how to export damage at highly inappropriate places and times! he attempts to pounce them off, but they keep climbing on him
Axe Cat: he is sharpening his axe with Sandpaper No can do, Matilda needs to be in peak shape if you ever want her to grab any Cacao treasure! Plus, I got rid of That Guy...he checks the birthmark B! Sorry buddy. It's the rules I have.
Bird Cat: The rules which you made up to benefit your greedy little sodding needs! Now help me out or I swear to God, I will beat the living SHIT out of you! he continues to fight against Those Guys A and C
Axe Cat: Agh! Okay, since when did you speak so informally like that? It feels way too unnatural hearing you just...curse like that! he shutters before approaching Bird Cat
That Guy A: I have you where I want you! There is nowhere you can go!
That Guy C: We have you in our clutch. And you're under our patrol. he giggles at the rhyme they made
Axe Cat: Not so fast, I won't let the two of you start a rap career just yet! I am going to slice the shit out of you.
That Guy C: Quick! Sing a diss track against Axe Cat, hurry! he tugs on That Guy A
That Guy A: Okay. he proceeds to sing the already owned Hit 'Em Up by Tupac Shakur "I ain't got no motherfuckin' friends, That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker!"
That Guy C: he's performing the back up lyrics "Take Money, Take money"
That Guy A: "West Side, Bad Boy killers-" gets interrupted by Axe Cat
Axe Cat: I'm not letting you sing an already existing song against me! How pathetic is that? he slices the two's faces, causing them to both bleed out and go unconscious
Bird Cat: How absurd! "Rap" Music is nothing but violence and terrorism! It belongs right in the Rubbish Bin. he scoffs as he flies away
Axe Cat: Did you seriously disrespect West Coast Rap!? GET BACK HERE!
Axe Cat chases after Bird Cat over their polarizing views on Rap music. Somewhere else, Fish Cat is now joining Cow Cat as he fights Pigge. Pigge instantly recognizes the face of the menacing fish and backs away.
Cow Cat: Hey-hey! Look who it is, it is my favorite fish in the whole wide world! Do you want to help me take down Pigge over here? he grins as he steps aside
Fish Cat: Oh, you bet your sweet little ass I do! he snarls menacingly before pouncing on Pigge
Pigge: Oh for fuck sake! I'm trying to stay alive so I can watch my bloody soaps, you know? she slams her body down, sending both Fish and Cow flying
The three of them fight in a badass two-on-one! Cow Cat charges into Pigge and head butts her right into the enemy base. She responds by charging and slamming into Cow Cat the second she gets up. Causing him to break his back and bruise up. Fish Cat uses this to his advantage as he grabs Pigge with his teeth, and sends her flying onto the enemy base again! But this time, the enemy base completely collapses, and Pigge goes unconscious.
Cow Cat: he rubs his injured back Yes! Fish Cat, what if you were never strong against Red enemies? And what would we ever do without you? he chuckles as he nudges Fish Cat
Fish Cat: I would be a lot more useless than I am now! That's for sure. he grins as the two rush towards Bob and Tank Cat
Bob is grabbing Snache by the neck and punching him over and over again! He is bleeding from the nose, his tail, and his lip. Also his eyes are blacked out! He is covered in bruises and he seems like he is about to go unconscious any second. Tank Cat just watches in horror.
Tank Cat: Okay, Bob, I think you are going a bit too far this time! Tone it down a bit! he shakes Bob
Bob: Heh, do you seriously want me to let go of this fucker? Ele merece apodrecer! (He deserves to rot!) he flicks his toothpick before letting him go
Snache: weakly Ugh, finally, I think I'm going to need plastic surgery after all of that punching. he coughs up some blood before slithering away I'm grateful that I won't be in the next battle! Because Bob, I fucking hate your guts! he wraps his tail so that it resembles The Middle Finger
Bob: Aw, damn it! Why the hell did you have to spoil some of tomorrow's battle!? But hey, I'm glad to know I have a big fan! he grins I'd give you an autograph, but I don't have a pen. I hope that's okay! And plus, I haven't mastered a signature, so I'd just write my name, and it would appear way too neat to the point where it's piss easy to plagiarize it!
Snache: Yeah, it's fine. I don't need your silly little teenager's autograph. he looks back Oh, the base is open, so just grab the treasure and leave us the hell alone!
Tank Cat: Allow me, Bob! I want to improve on my speed, I hate myself for placing last. he grits his teeth
Bob: Woah, don't hate yourself for it! Just...use it as a source of inspiration. So when one day, when you'll be twice as fast and way fitter, you'll look at yourself and go, "Damn, I am feeling way better AND I'm much better looking than I was years ago!". Negativity will do nothing beneficial.
Tank Cat: he's genuinely touched by the words Thanks Bob. I'll keep that in mind! he beams brightly before rushing towards the busted up base and grabs all three variants of the Cacao treasure laying on the ground
Cat: he rushes towards Bob Oh hey! I was just finishing off Doge. he pounces on Bob playfully Say, where the actual fuck are the others? he looks around
Bob: he sighs Tank Cat is grabbing treasure, Axe Cat and Bird Cat were fighting Those Guys, Cow Cat and Fish Cat were fighting Pigge, and Gross Cat was fighting Jackie Peng. I'm pretty sure that was what happened.
Jackie Peng: AND HE STILL IS! he grabs Gross Cat in a tight clutch
Gross Cat: I think he'll actually beat me! Why is he so fast? he squirms around in Jackie Peng's wing
Jackie Peng: Jackie Peng loves Kung Fu. Kung Fu made me fast! he grins
Bob: Oh, god damn it, I forgot about this chump! he rushes and punches Jackie Peng in the face, causing him to release Gross Cat and fall on the floor unconscious
Gross Cat: Phew! Thanks Bob, I appreciate it mate. he chuckles as he wraps his long arms around him for a tight hug
Tank Cat: I have the treasure! Let's make our way back now...he smiles as he carries all three Inferior, Normal, and Superior Cacao back to the Cat Base
Fish Cat: I wonder if that is still edible... he stares at the Cacao treasures and giggles to himself
Cow Cat: he smacks Fish Cat in the back of the head NO! You dimwit, obviously it's not edible. And it never was! What do you mean by is it still edible? he sighs in annoyance as the two make it back into the Cat Base
Axe Cat and Bird Cat is still in a Cat and Mouse chase sequence. Axe Cat is yelling about the cultural impact of West Coast hip hop, while Bird Cat continues to say negative things about the music genre.
Axe Cat: Aw, come on! What about Snoop Dogg? Surely you got to love him! He worked with Dr. Dre, and Dr. Dre helped path the bridge between West and East Coast rap! Not even Ice Cube?
Bird Cat: I don't care about Coastal Bridges unless it is the London Bridge! he flies away from Axe Cat in terror
Cat: he rushes and grabs them both Okay you two! We can all talk about Rap music once we make it inside! Maybe we can put on some songs from Nas?
Axe Cat: Nas is EAST COAST RAP! You actual buffoon! he groans in annoyance that he's the only one with hip hop knowledge
Bob: Hey, I like East Coast Rap. I listened to the Wu Tang Clan back in the day! he flicks his toothpick
Axe Cat: Oh, as much as I love your hip hop knowledge, I'm afraid that makes us rivals. I'm more into the West Coast you see...he smirks playfully
Suddenly, Snache wakes Doge up, and Doge looks back at the Cats and Bob, he speaks up. Everyone is paying attention to whatever it is he has to say.
Doge: I'm very disappointed to announce, I won't be in the next battle! I know how much you guys love to fight me. But I'm afraid I'm not being called up for the next battle. So, yeah. he sighs before smiling in reassurance
Cat: pretty disappointed Oh...I see, well, see you Doge, hope you don't get your ass kicked by anyone who isn't us.
Doge: Heh, I won't! he coughs some blood That blood, is a promise! Okay?
Snache: Okay, just come on already, I'm waiting for you. he drags Doge along as they make it to wherever they are going
Cat: SNACHE, PISS OFF! Doge was speaking some facts there. he grumbles before muttering quietly I'm going to miss him...
Bob: Heh, I suppose I can say the same. If anything, he's the one that actually got me fighting alongside you! Because if he wasn't there in Korea, you wouldn't be fighting that day, and I wouldn't be fighting ever! he grins
Cat: That's true, but, that means tomorrow is going to be adventure packed, right? Which is good, but, it just...isn't the same without Doge, I simply can't describe it. He's...the YANG to my YING, do you get me? CAT and DOG! Nothing better than that. he stares at him and Snache leave, carrying all the other enemies
Cat and Bob both sigh in disappointment. The other Cats all seem rather confused on varying levels. The later they were found after Bob's arrival, the more confused they are. Despite being on the battlefield for longer than Cat, they haven't seen Doge as much as he did. And don't know the impact the two have on one another.
Cow Cat: I guess we have no other choice but to find out who we will face tomorrow from that Log Book. Let's head inside and warm up! It's getting quite cold. he shivers at the cold night temperatures
Gross Cat: Yeah, I agree, I feel like my paws will fall off of their sockets at any second now. It may be Africa and close to the Equator, but it's still Winter, and painfully freezing. We can't think impulsively, so follow us inside!
All of the Cats make it inside the Cat Base, Bob eventually makes it in last. He was looking at the night sky. They are all tending their injuries and eating the remaining Cat Food that they had left. They all discuss the events of tomorrow.
Bob: Say, Cat, where are we heading to next? And what's the treasure and enemies like? he nudges Cat, before he takes out his trusty Log Book
Cat: I'm glad you asked! Okay, we are heading to the Sahara Desert in Northern Africa to obtain the Silky Sand treasure variants. A unique treasure, wow. We are facing Those Guys and Gory. But also, we are facing a new enemy! So that is interesting, despite it being just three (or five) enemies. Everyone, get prepared tomorrow, we have a huge adventure tomorrow!
Axe Cat: I suppose the Sand there might sharpen Matilda way better than my typical sand paper does! he grins as he polishes his axe
And so, all of The Battle Act members make their way to their bedrooms to sleep and prepare themselves for the kick-ass adventure they will have tomorrow. Everyone falls asleep quite quickly, however, in Cat and Bob's room, it is a different turn of events! Let's investigate to see why that is.
Bob: he barely opens his eyes to see Cat fully awake Huh? Cat, what the hell are you doing awake? he sits himself upright
Cat: I can't sleep...he sighs as he rummages the back of his head against his pillow It's just, going to be very different without that damn SHIBA! he sighs I don't know why. I just miss him so much.
Bob: Yeah, I get where you're coming from, but we should be able to see him overmorrow. (the day after tomorrow) So that'll be decent, right?
Cat: Yeah, I suppose you're right. We're rivals, and we both consider each other as pricks, but I just...wish he isn't going to be excluded from the Sahara battle!
Bob: I guess that's a good point. he yawns We'll figure it out tomorrow, you can trust me. Good night Cat. he falls asleep on his mattress
Cat: Yeah, good night Bob...sweet dreams. he looks at Bob before falling asleep as well
TO BE CONTINUED
Alright, that is another episode done! I wanted to make things unique by adding a race and spying into this episode. I tried to make it jam packed to the BRIM with character interactions and unique dialogue. Because I'm working with the same enemies. Unlike tomorrow, we have a new enemy debuting in the Sahara which I am sure most players know damn well who it is!
I hope you enjoyed this shit, and stay tuned for the next installment very soon!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however, feel free to use him, just as long as you credit me as the owner and don't make a profit.
Any references towards Tupac Shakur, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Nas, or Wu Tang Clan are not authorized by them or their agents. Any references towards the respective celebrities are either commentary or are parodies.
This fiction is 100% unofficial and can be considered as Fan Made.