"Well, shit" Matthew just sat in one of the chairs in the Pizzaplex waiting for everyone to get their fat asses here. He couldn't call them insulting nicknames nor could he hide and now he was going to get his insides crushed by a bunch of animatronics who want to give him bear hugs and other types of affection. He was going to die and there was nothing he could do about it.
"What did I do in my past life to deserve this" Matthew wondered. He was racking his brain on how to get out of this with his life. Damn, those bastards were trying to make this as hard as they possibly could and probably shorten his life in the process. They are probably going to kill him by breaking his ribs and puncturing his lungs. However it was at this moment that it hit him, they never mentioned anything about going for a walk around the Pizzaplex. Matthew wasn't going out of his way to hide, instead, he would go for a stroll and see the sights. If they find him then great (if they do then fuck his life) and if they don't even better.
"Well, I'm going for a stroll time to stretch my legs. First though need to use the john" Matthew to no one in particular before getting up and leaving. As he left it was at that exact moment that everyone else showed up.
"Alright, we are all here," The puppet practically yelled.
"Great where's Matthew I'm going to kick his ass" Baby growled.
"Why he should be right…THAT MOTHERFUCKER I'M GOING TO KILL HIM" The Puppet screamed.
"What is it?" The others asked.
"I told that little shit that he couldn't hide so instead he probably found a fucking loophole. Meaning that he's going to stroll around the place and he has to find him and drag his sorry ass back here" The Puppet was seething.
"And I'm going to strangle him for calling me Dairy Queen" Baby added.
"Pfft Dairy Queen good one" Monty almost laughed.
"Keep laughing and I'll skin you" Baby glared.
After stopping to relieve himself Matthew left the bathroom to walk around the Pizzaplex. He wasn't going anywhere in particular, instead, he decided to just walk around the place out of boredom and to fuck with the animatronics. As he walked through the Pizzaplex he eventually came across the arcade area. So he played some of the arcade machines while everyone else had to find him.
"Well might as well play some games before they kick my ass" Matthew muttered as he made his way to one of the arcade machines. He noticed each was fnaf-themed and was just different enough from famous video games to avoid copyright. At least initially however the more he explored the more he saw games of established IPs. Ones that didn't belong in an FNAF game because the copyright holders would never allow or care about FNAF in the first place to let Steel Wool Studios use their IP. But upon closer inspection, each arcade cabinet was of a game that Matthew owned.
"I wonder if they can jump between games via the arcade cabinets. Then I wonder if the other FNAF locations have these arcade machines as well" Matthew decided to say fuck it and then wondered the Pizzaplex in search of more of these arcade cabinets.
Meanwhile
"When I find that son of a bitch I'm going to kill him" Springtrap grumbled as he searched the security cameras. The poor guard on duty was completely knocked out and lay slumped over on the chair.
"Get in line, if anyone is going to give him an ass-whooping it's going to be me" Baby declared.
"No I'm going to kick his ass first" Springtrap shot back.
"You wanna go POF" Baby replied while getting in Springtrap's face.
"POF?"
"Petrified Old Fart" Baby answered.
"Listen you shit"
"ENOUGH we can beat each other senseless later right now we have to find Matthew first" Glamrock Freddy got everyone's attention while also getting everyone on the same page.
"So where do we start?" Foxy asked.
"We split up and searched every nook and cranny and then when we find him we beat him senseless" Glamrock Freddy replied.
Matthew meanwhile went searching through the Pizzaplex to see if he could find more arcade cabinets that didn't belong here. Part of him wondered why they were there in the first place and if this was related to someone using the console on his other games without him even realizing it.
"Hold on if these characters are coming to life then why have I yet to come across a single one?" Matthew asked himself. It was a valid question and it was one that he hoped to answer himself. Even if he would have to wait a while for any answers to reveal themselves, he eventually managed to wander his way into the Glamrock beauty salon, and there were more of them. For some reason, some of them seemed to be based on books more than games.
"Why the hell are there books here now?" Matthew wondered.
"Actually on second thought, I'm not surprised considering FNAF has time-traveling ball pits, fazgoo, and lonely freddys so this isn't even that surprising" Matthew muttered as he walked past each machine reading the titles for every single one.
"Yeah there's no way Scott or Steel Wool could get permission for Pokemon to appear in an FNAF game" Matthew was even more confused.
"I'm guessing that this is how characters can travel to different games without entering my home and thus leaving me completely unaware" To Matthew that was the only thing that made any sense. Now the question remained who was doing this and why? Thus his investigation continued.
Bang
Whipping around to face where the noise came from Matthew couldn't see anything. He did contemplate investigating the noise but if there is one thing he learned from horror movies it's that you never investigate strange noise by yourself. So instead he decided to get the fuck out.
"Fuck that shit I'm out," Matthew said to himself as he left the room until he smacked right into a very pissed-off animatronic.
"Finally found you little shit"
"Well fuck"