This is a Tenchi Muyo Franchise Fan fiction only.
Other characters may show up from different anime series.
In the hospital wing, two men who appear to be a hundred years old are taking their last breaths in this world, alone and with no one because all their families have passed away, along with their friends. They were two of the biggest Shutin Neet Otaku that there ever were, they dedicated their lives to anime specifically the Tenchi Muyo Franchise.
These two friends were such experts that directors would pay them to give them advice on new movies and other anime productions of this particular franchise. Today they were dying in a hospital and they couldn't even watch anime. It was truly a sad moment for them as tpasseddied.
As they expected to go into the afterlife they met someone they were not expecting to see. It was a woman whom they knew from another series, the Goddess Belldandy, "I am not the actual goddess Belldandy, this is just a form I chose to meet you both since I am sending you to another world since heaven is having shall we say technical issues with your paperwork, we can't send you to hell since you are not evil, and we can't send you to heaven because neither of you wishes to enter heaven, and sending you to Limbo is another type of hell for both of you."
"So we decided to send you to a place where you will find it enjoyable, and familiar while a little different. Please enjoy your trip, just so you know you two are going to be reincarnated as two powerful characters in that universe. I think you will enjoy being them and have a safe birth you two."
Seven years later we find two cousins helping each other harvest carrots, one looks at the other and says that he can't figure out why Ryo-Ohki likes to eat carrots so much since they are not that good for a rabbit. The other boy tells him that it doesn't matter and if he tries to stop her from eating carrots she is liable to beat him up again and he doesn't want to get beat up too trying to help him.
"My sister-in-law is crazy for her carrots as is her sister Fuku." The other young man reminds him that their daughters are no better. "Look, they are weird, transforming rabbit-cat hybrids, you would think we would get used to stuff like this by now. One can be a cute little furry creature one minute, and a spaceship the next, and then a sexy woman after that. I only mentioned this because I am worried about their health."
The other boy nods his head and looks at his cousin, "I know Zero, but there is nothing we can do about it. They crave so many carrots that we got entire fields with nothing but carrots, and here we are in summer vacation doing farm work to get stronger as part of our training that my family is putting us through to defeat Gaia."
Zero then corrects him and tells him Gaia is his mother, they need to defeat Tartarus, the male half that was born when his mother split in two, and Gaia was sent to this world with his mother Rea. "Kenshi technically we shouldn't even know about that, but since we got all these memories from one of our previous lives we do. Even if other people think we are weird."
"You think we are weird, half of our classmates are aliens from other planets, we grew up traveling on spaceships, and we have daily reports about the latest arrests made by the Galaxy Police. Old man Yosho has a lightsaber and nobody bats an eye about it? Sure we both got some ourselves again as part of the training, but some other people would consider this unbelievable."
Kenshi simply tells his cousin that he can't get over how their swords look like katana handles when not active, and he keeps saying how he loves his purple lightsaber katana.
Zero looked at him and began to shake his head, "When will you get serious, and grow up. We need to get ready to fight in a war." Kenshi looked at Zero and said that he was excited because they were in a different dimension why was he not as excited as he was, to which Zero told him that he was focused on what needed to be done and not playing around.
"This is the reason, this right here is the reason why I can form five-light hawk wings, and you can only still form three. You hate it that I remind you of this, well get serious and put in the effort. Consider this your motivation, or else old man Yosho will kick out butts again."
Kenshi complains that he can't figure out how he defeats both of them when working together and using their light hawk wings, to which Zero tells him that Yosho is a master of Tenshi-ken. "He may be as old as dirt, but we need to try and be like him at least when it comes to swordsmanship." Kenshi reminds him not to let Grandpa Yosho hear that or he will kick their butts again.
Much to the shock of both of them their grandpa Yosho was there hearing the entire conversation, "So my grandchildren as talking behind my back while slacking off instead of doing their training, those chores are part of your training, but at least you recognize my skill." That is when Yosho disappeared for a second and the two boys felt a hit on their heads.
The boys complained, "Ow, that hurt. Damn it old man, are you trying to kill us?" He begins to laugh and tells them he knows perfectly well that this is not enough to injure them, much less kill them.
Before they could retort Tenchi told them it was time to train with Ryoko and Ayeka, both cousins began pale and asked if they could train with their kind and merciful grandpa instead? Yosho begins to laugh and simply says no as he leaves them both while still laughing his ass off.
As we went to meet Ryoko and Ayeka we saw that they had been waiting for us. "Kenshi Masaki, the fourth prince of Jurai." as he bows to them he looks at his cousin who still looks a bit upset, "And I am Zero, Kenshi's cousin. Much like my name, I am nothing." Ayeka hearing the sadness in Zero's tone tells him Zero also means infinite possibilities, so he should at least try and cheer up.
Ayeka walks up to Zero and touches him on his shoulder, "You are nothing, you are our cousin, and also a prince just like Kenshi and Tenchi, stop looking down on yourself." After the pep talk, they began to train, and sadly once again the cousins were soundly defeated.
As the day continued they got some time to relax as the cousins went to learn things from Sasami, such as cooking, sewing, cleaning, and knitting. Zero could swear that Sasami may look like a cheerful young woman, but she could make a chef cry if she taught him how to cook.
Over the years, they learned things from the members of their family, everything from construction to medicine, from swordsmanship to science, from tactics to theology, and from modeling to marksmanship. As our mothers got less active and less emotional, the members of their family told the cousins that they needed to go to Geminar and defeat evil to save their mothers since their mothers came from that world.
Their programing was slowly killing them unless they sent someone to kill a great evil, that they gave birth to as it were. The cousins understood and with a heavy heart, they decided that they would go to Geminar, stop that evil person, and save their mothers.
As the family gathered together in the shrine, Washu was working on something on her holographic keyboard, and two of her daughters were crying, "So boys are you sure about this? This is a whole new world?"
The both of them looked at Washu and Kenshi smiled, "Thank you Big sis Washu for giving up what essentially is gamer powers, I know that we are going to have a hard time but thanks to all your training and teaching we will accomplish the things we need to do. Mom, is there anything you want me to tell your sisters when I meet them?"
Rea tells Kenshi that she wants her son to tell her sisters that she found a loving man, made a home, and is happily married. Zero looked at his mother, and without even waiting for a second she hugged him and told him, to kick his ass. To which Zero did a Galaxy Police Salute and said Yes, Ma'am. Both of the mothers looked at each other with a Cheshire smile which worried the boys. And they both say that they want plenty of grandchildren.
Both Zero and Kenshi get confused and scared, they both say that their mission is to kill Tartarus, and there is no need to get involved with the people of that planet at all. Rea then looked at Tenshi and Seina, "Do you honestly think these two started their little adventure wishing for a harem?" Both of the men look down in shame.
Tenshi complained that it was beyond his control, it just happened, and Seina his luck before getting together with them was awful, but thanks to his harem that luck turned good for him and his loved ones.
"As you can see boys, things that you didn't expect can and will happen, so if you two end up with a harem, we both want grandchildren and a lot of them, considering your training and what I know of that world, you two will be in high demand. Don't forget that you two are princes so make sure to get a kingdom of your own in order not to be considered a stud service."
Rea smiled after telling them that and seeing the shocked look on his face of Zero. She warned them about men being treated as a stud service because there are so few of them male Mecha Masters they treat them like that, and to avoid that they need their kingdom.
As the preparations are done, Ryo-ohki and Fuku see their daughters trying to cling to Kenshi and Zero. Immediately they grabbed their daughters and pulled them away. Hime Ohki and Koun-o had been crying the most trying to go with Kenshi and Zero. The Goddess Tokemi appeared and blew each a kiss, telling them it was a blessing. As the gateway was complete they saw that they were headed to a desolate ruin that they guessed was a palace. As both stepped throw it, they could hear the sobs of the people they loved as the gate slammed shut.
Kenshi and Zero set up a camp since it was night and they needed to rest to figure out what they were going to do next. Talking about the idiots that found Kenshi in the anime and what they would do about them. In the end, they decided to trick them into thinking they wanted to go home regardless of what they had to do.
Hours later they are discovered and then they are told that if they do what they want, both of them will receive help to send them back home. Kenshi and Zero pretended to be happy to hear that, but first, they had to pretend to undergo some rather pathetic training in their opinion.
Fourteen days have passed in that time Kenshi and Zero gathered resources to manage to squash their boredom, and Zero was secretly hacking into every single terminal he could find, while Kenshi was on the lookout. "Can you believe the security on this ship? I hacked into everything including communications, and what kind of a moron uses I am god as a password.
Kenshi tells Zero that probably one that is narcissistic beyond belief. "So how long till these idiots realize their fourteen days of training is not even a warm-up." Kenshi laughs and looks at Zero, "Probably never, they are not stupid but who isn't stupid compared to Washu?" For some odd reason, both cousins began to feel like someone was hugging them, and dismissing it they went back to work.
"You know we never actually learned what these mushrooms are called? We got six of them each, and we don't know what to call them." Zero looked at him and began shaking his head, "Does it matter?"
Kenshi said that to him it does, "Let's see, it is a mushroom and it is so rare that it is worth a fortune, so how about Rare Fortune Mushroom." Zero pretty much told him, to cut, boil, bake, or just eat it, it all ends the same way. So Kenshi needs to focus on keeping an eye on the enemy. "We got the spores so we can grow them in our labs later. Zero they are coming are you almost done?"
"Yes, I am almost done, sending the last information and placing some bugs to allow them to tap into their communications, this password is as dumb as the one in Spaceballs I swear." That is when the masked man finally makes it to where they are, he goes in sees no one, and goes to the terminal to put something in.
The two cousins were back in their room without anyone noticing it. Ten minutes later the masked men told them they would need to where some disguises and follow him to attend the coronation of a princess who is becoming empress since that girl is the one they have to kill for them to return home.
Kenshi, Zero, the masked man, and Doll are in the rafters watching the coronation, Kenshi asks him if that blonde young woman is the princess, and the masked man says yes, and begins to mumble that had they done things how he wanted to, she would already be dead. Doll is sitting behind Kenshi and Zero watching them.
A few hours later and after the coronation had ended, they went back to their ship, much to their surprise they already had a few sacred mechanoids ready for the attack on the ship where the now Empress lives. Zero was not happy about the quality of the mechanoids. The man in the mask told Zero that it was a standard unit and it was good enough for the job.
Zero tells the masked man if the entire mission goes belly-up because they didn't have better equipment don't come crying to him about it. "Who do you think you are talking to. I am... in charge here, not you." Kenshi uses the mental link he had with Zero and asks him if this was just an entire ploy to get him to say his name, Zero tells him that it was but the man can catch himself before saying it. Zero complains that he is recording their conversations.
The masked man said, "Zero you will wait here as backup, Kenshi will invade the ship and distract them so that I can kill the Empress." Hearing that they both bowed and said Yes, Sir. Kenshi gets into the cocoon as he gets ready to activate the sacred mechanoid, and the masked man goes into the one next to him.
As the ambush was getting ready to reach the location, the mechanoids began to form and Kenshi and the masked man immediately launched the ship and took off towards the ship where the Empress was, it took them ten minutes to reach the ambush location, deactivated the mechanoids and waited for the ship to come towards them.
A half-hour later the ship of the Empress arrives, and they activate their units and proceed with the plan, Kenshi was to distract the only mechanoid on the ship that they know of, as he began fighting this
sacred mechanoid that looked pink with a red outline. Kenshi for one found the entire fight entertaining, but every so often he made it look like the mechanoid he was piloting was malfunctioning.
The masked man was fighting against another mechanoid that another person was piloting, he was complaining that this entire mission had gone wrong, that there was supposed to be only one, and it was Kenshi's fault. Saying that if Kenshi was more competent he should have killed the opponent already.
The masked man seeing that his life was in danger decided to retreat with the help of Doll and ordered Kenshi to finish the mission by himself and assassinate the empress. Kenshi knocks down both of the defenders jumps over them and manages to reach the castle and climb upon it, as he reaches a balcony he exits his mechanoid grabbing his dagger ready for any trouble.
Getting into the personal quarters of the Empress, he brings his dagger up and drops it right in front of her showing that he has no interest in harming her, he walks past the dagger and kneels a few feet in front of her. She began to notice that he looked kind of sick, "Empress Lashara, I am here to warn you of the people who want to end your life. A man named Babalun and a man who we think is his son, tried to trick me and my cousin into assassinating you with the fake promise of helping us to get back home."
Kenshi begins to cough causing the woman to become concerned, "Do not worry Empress, I am sick with the Altitude Sickness, as so is my cousin. The planet where we come from sent us on an important mission, that is vital to the survival of this world and ours." Breathing heavily he tells her that he and his cousin are princes of their world, he immediately takes a rare fortune mushroom out of his pocket and presents it to her, shocking the Empress. "A show of good faith your majesty." He hands it to her and steps away from her.
Chiaia finally arrives and attacks Kenshi, thinking that he wants to kill the Empress, Kenshi immediately grabs her by the arm and throws her in front of the Empress, and when he begins to breathe hard and holds his head, she gets up to her feet and tackled him. Realizing he was a boy she decided to try and kill him, she tried to stab him and with one hand he grabbed the sword blade holding it away from his chest.
Empress tells her to stand down, but Chiaia tells her that no man may enter her chambers except the man whom she will marry, what if people find out and spread rumors that she is not pure anymore. Kenshi asks Chiaia what if he was here exactly for that purpose to marry her? Which makes both women blush.
Before Kenshi can say another word he passes out from the illness. She immediately calls for her maid and tells her to bring to her treatment for the altitude sickness, her maid sadly informs her that they don't have any vaccines for that sickness, they would need to call on the dark elves guarding the pilgrim route to obtain something similar.
The dark elves bring some but only for one person, when Kenshi finally awakes in the cage, which for some reason looks like a birdcage, he is completely naked with only a blanket and twelve furry little creatures. He looked at her upset that he was placed in a cage and threw the blanket at her, got into a fighting position when she realized that he was naked, and while blushing she threw him the clothes and told him to cover up.
"How many days did you wear those clothes?" Kenshi told her that for closer to a week or two, the people who tricked him and his cousin did not exactly care about them having a clean set of clothes each day. She then told him that the clothes were filthy so she washed his clothes for him.
"Now there are a few questions I need to ask you, if you cooperate we will treat you well, and do you think that you are anything more than an expendable pawn to them?" He starts to laugh and he tells her, that he already knows that he is being treated as an expendable pawn, and so is his cousin, but this was the only way for them to gain the information about the attack and try and prevent the assassination from succeeding. Before you leave I need more of these trackers so that I can plant them on their ship when the idiots come for me."
She handed him a bag of trackers and turned around and started to walk away, she told him to keep the fact that he entered the private chambers of the Empress a secret if you don't then they have no choice but to kill him. Pressing a button the cage is taken outside suspended in the air and she walks right through the door.
Four women watching him, three maids, and the mechanic were watching him making comments on how cute he was as they looked at him through the launch bay as they stood near three mechanoids in their cocoons. The head maid asked them to check the mechanoids for any damage. While this happens a man using binoculars is watching Kenshi in the cage, and he immediately takes off to report to the enemy.
Wahanly begins talking to the Empress about the repairs of the Mechanoids, she then hears the Empress offer her a position as one of her Vassals, which she, of course, accepts as long as she can continue her research and asks if the items in the box object that she is researching, and Wahanly laughing tells her that indeed they are.
The Empress asked if any of them as weapons as well, Wahanly told her, yes but they were not battle-tested yet, that is why she needed to go to the holy land because she could only test them there. Empress asked Chiaia, how the intruder was doing the one that they caught in the forest area?
Chiaia tells her that he gave them some interesting information, Wahanly theorizes that he is just a boy, but then speculates that maybe he was a pilot, but laughs saying that male mecha masters are so rare it would be kind of stupid to use as an assassin. Lashara and Wahanly begin to laugh as Empress Lashara tells her indeed that would be ridiculous.
Lashara asked if the three units were in working order, Wahanly told them that they were a little bruised up but in a couple of hours, they would be in perfect working order. Wahanly says that the third unit was in perfect working order, she couldn't understand why it was malfunctioning before? Empress Lashara told her that maybe the pilot was not as skilled as they thought.
Ten minutes later they receive a hail from Mexiah asking a person to land, she is given permission and lands on the launch bay as she gets out of her mechanoid she greets her sister Chiaia, Empress Lashara, and Wahanly. She is a warm and friendly person who gives Lashara a warm hug. Chiaia complains that her sister should not behave in such a brazen manner with the Empress and asks her why is she even there?
Mexiah feeling a bit tells her, "I came all the way here worried about my little sister, and this how you treat me?" While pinching her sister's cheek in a rather rough manner. Chiaia tells her that teachers are not supposed to help other countries and that they should be neutral, she points out that she is allowed to help her precious students and tells her that she knows it is true.
Lashara tells Chiaia that technically she is also protecting the Sacred Mecha Lord for the church so there shouldn't be any problem with that. Lashara tells Wahanly to focus on the repairs of the mechanoids and for Chiaia to tell her sister everything they learned. A few hours later a man walks up and presses a button making a small pathway to the cage, and hands him a basket of food. "So who are you?"
Kenshi looked at him and the basket and simply said, "My name is Kenshi Masaki, a prince of Jurai, I have a cousin named Zero, and we come from a different dimension, I am the son of Rea, she is an artificial human and she wanted me to tell her sisters, that she is happily married and is doing fine. My cousin however is the son of Gaia." Which surprises both personalities.
"Why would the son of that monster return here?" Kenshi smiles, and tells him, "Everything is not as you think, Gaia during my mother's last battle split in two, one male and one female, the evil half was male and stayed here, while the good half ended up going with my mom. The good half is called Gaia, but the evil half is called Tartarus. We were sent here by the three goddesses to put an end to Tartarus."
Kenshin sighs, "Why does nobody understand that for the love of the Choushin is this so hard to understand, my cousin and I are sick with the Altitude Sickness, and by not treating us you are only helping that monster Tartarus succeed. What is so difficult for people to see that?"
He asked when the medicine be delivered, and Ulyte told him in a few hours, thirty minutes later finds himself being hugged by a naked woman in the blanket and ends up calling her big sis. Mexiah begins to giggle thinking that he is adorable, immediately waking Kenchi up, and scaring off the Koroh. "Huh, the Koroh seems to like you a lot." He tells her that apparently, they do like him.
"Can I ask you why are you naked and hugging me?" Mexiah simply smiled and said that Kenchi was calling for his big sister, and looked rather cold, so she was trying to warm him up, immediately pressing his face between her breasts when her sister Chiaia arrived.