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Prompt: "I'm bleeding everywhere!"
"You scraped your knee on a boulder. You're fine."
If she could roll her eyes any harder, Jacoba was sure that her eyeballs would pop right out of their sockets. The team was on their way back from their latest mission and one team member in particular was grating rather hard on her nerves. How he was older than her was not very apparent to her at this moment.
She had been the sniper for this mission again, this time with Smilee as he partner (she was glad for that because he was one of the better ones to watch her back). So, from that vantage point, she had the best view in order to watch the team crash and burn. In particular, to watch Doc crash and burn. She didn't have anything against the man, truly, but she had definitely noticed that he was prone to bump into things quite often.
And now, Doc was complaining. Jacoba had had just about enough of it, if she were to tell the truth. The only thing that was stopping her from going over and hitting him was the fact that Gunnar had a firm grasp on her waist (he knew the woman that he had fallen for). She sighed and leaned back into him.
That is, until Doc started up once again. "I don't even know what hit me! I mean, I'm bleeding everywhere!"
"Doc!" All eyes tuned to the Amazon, who had her eyes closed as she continued leaning into the Viking. "You are not bleeding everywhere. And you know exactly what happened."
"No, I don't."
"You really want to play this game?"
"Amazon, I am bleeding everywhere!"
Jacoba opened her eyes and glared at the man in question. "You scraped your knee on a boulder, Doc. You are going to be fine."
Doc paled slightly as the rest of the team attempted to hide their laughter. "You don't know that."
Jacoba gave him a droll look. "Doc, I was watching the entire team the entire time from my vantage point. Smilee can actually attest to it. You scraped your knee on a boulder. Now, you may not be used to working with this team right now, but I will tell you one thing; I will always call it like I see it. So, for the love of all things holy, shut up!"
As Jacoba leaned back again (when did she lean forward?) and shut her eyes, she heard Toll Road (of all people) say in a stage whisper. "And that, new guys, is why you don't mess with the Amazon."