Scout finds himself unexpectedly tangled in a web of mercenary romance, trying his best to navigate it while also getting quite lucky on occasion, despite the best efforts of his motor mouth.

BLU are clones and RED are decidedly not. They're then forced to work together when their teams disappear. (Cross-posted on ao3)

A collection of oneshots about the Team Fortress 2 BLU Spy and RED Engineer.

After their supplies are delayed, Miss Pauling and Zhanna drive to Tuefort to replenish their stock, and come across some dangerous and unusual encounters.

A daring heist throws RED base into chaos. Cut off from help, Medic, Engineer, and Soldier must work together to hunt down a crafty BLU Spy and recover the stolen Heilungsphäre.

Scout has volunteered to test Engineer's newest teleportation system. What he doesn't know is that Engineer may very well have... Miscalculated.

Do you like to be stressed out? Petty Drama! Murder! Love, but it gets fucked up and scary! I've been using this story as a way to work through my feelings towards a situation I went through in college, and figured it's worth posting. First chapter is largely introductory, but the stress WILL ramp from there. HeavyxMedic, EX!HeavyxSniper, Not super canon-adjacent.

Merasmus has gotten an artifact that brings nightmares to life. Miss Pauling has called an emergency meeting of RED team to prepare. Ready or not, it's time for the mercenaries to talk about what wakes them up at night.

The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)

Spy is a Vampire who feeds on his comrades instead of feeding on the blood packs given to him from Medic. Sniper gets tired of Spy abusing his comrades for their blood and decides to confront him. (SharpShooter: Ship name for Spy x Sniper)

America is lost. BLU team has taken over the entire country with an army of BLU Soldier clones. Their motives are unclear; what is clear is that RED team is MIA. The RED Spy has shed his identity to become HitSpy. After a run-in with BLU around Chicago, and a hint of a rumor, HitSpy has boarded a metro train in disguise. He is headed towards Oklahoma, to enact the final Absolution.

After the events of the comics, Spy can see his teammates going through their own struggles... but something seems to be very, very wrong with Pyro in particular. And since no one else seems to be doing anything about this, Spy makes it his mission to get to the bottom of what is troubling Pyro. For no particular reason.

After Gray Mann's defeat, he seeks revenge through forbidden magic. Saxton Hale and the RED team race to stop him, but a summoning ritual goes awry, transporting them to a parallel world. Amidst the chaos, newcomer Stephanie brings hope and unexpected connections, revealing a chance for redemption in a world of uncertainty and danger.

Enter the ultimate underdog - the one and only Spy. But forget the sophisticated secret agent you know. This Spy is a magnet for misfortune, racking up an unparalleled record of deaths. Just when he's fired and ready to embrace a life of peace, an anguished Engineer and Medic burst in with a proposition - join their secret team to combat a coming threat. Intrigued? There's more.

After buying a cool looking hat to replace his old one, Scout first thought that the idea of a magic hat with a legendary tale is way cooler than the standard top hats or baseball caps. However, the legends are actually true, Scout's life soon began to change for the better.

Five months have passed since The Sawmill Incident, as they've come to call it, and safe to say it finally did feel like an incident. An incident Sniper could brush aside and put behind him for good. As if it could ever be as simple as that. Nothing was ever simple or easy; not for men like them. (Sequel to It Came With The Rain)

A shiver rockets up Pyros spine when she catches BLU Scout furiously masturbating in the field. Something in her, something that was dormant, woke up and now she's fucking horny. She finds a body that can satisfy her needs. Unfortunately that body is connected to her teammate, Sniper. FEM!PyroxSniper R4R: Smut

Spy starts work at the RED company and meets a young man whom he helps get top surgery.

While chasing the skibidi Scientist, a cameraman bravely sacrifices himself so the others could continue the pursuit. he's given the offer to fight once again, and he takes it. now he, and a few others aid Mann Co. as they fight Gray Mann in the Mann-Machine War. (crossover with skibidi toilet and skibidi multiverse) no toilets will appear.

I take a break from writing to honor a legendary actor with some characters from my stories.

A sequel to "Bubo." Cyril is unable to fight due to a psychosis meltdown. During a stop for a drink, he's kidnapped, prompting BLU to think he ran away. Meanwhile, Mundy's parents are lured into a trap from an enemy thought long dead.

Spy gets a letter asking him to come back to France...

Sniper is forced to experience snow for the first time.

Since I don't have Gmod or 15 ai, this is the best I can do. Also, this story has strong language and violence and possibly be offensive to some people. It's TF2, what did you expect?

Scout is being forcibly dragged out of the infirmary screaming out his lungs and reaching out towards the broken body on the table. He feels the guilt swell up inside him as he realizes that because of his actions, this was inevitable. Why had it been so hard for him to let go?