In the announcer booth Jaune arc was beside Jack Fenton strapped to Jaune's chest was Adrian in a baby carrier, the baby waved and giggled as Jaune took the microphone, "Welcome to the Vytal Tournament which this year is scandal as rules were put in such as no, magic, no alien technology, and all weapons must run on dust, Rules which have broken the show your full might rules of it. I am Jaune Arc The Rusted Knight this is my son Adrian call him the Rusted Squire again and I will personally stick my jackalope's antlers in a bad place on your body."
Jack spoke up, "yet they have the fable and the alien do the color commenting on this." he said , tapping cards he had, " Now Let's stop our yapping yipping and beeping, and get to the reason people are watching this Pyrrha's battle replacing the blind boxer on a team, one year ahead so she can be in this. Where she will channel her frustration that She didn't get to kiss the Rusted Knight, by beating the poop out of this people from another land. A lot of messed up stuff in that statement. I mean I made It G because of baby, but still, that was messed up bad. Like Real bad, and my former best friend turned into a half ghost after having ten year horrible rash form another dimension stalked my wife tried to kill me with plans to kill me marry my wife and make my son his, then when that didn't happen he cloned my son making Dani. I know messed up and Watch your backside Blondie Watch! Watch good!"
Adrian just made baby sounds looking around as Jaune said one thing, "Very much agreed Space man. Now the stats for the fighters are on your screen I don't feel the point in repeating what can be read, that that anyone watching cares about anyone other then the red head lady who's losing her mind because she didn't work up the courage to ask me out. I mean she had a chance, but she didn't take it, And how she's handling it makes me not want to give her a chance if it doesn't work out with Jazz."
the alien saluted and said, "Well said man well said, Their is a difference between love and obsession , obsession is one sided with no hope and you can't stand them being happy if it's not with you, or being away from you. This girl is not in love she is obsessed. Plus her might only comes form her metal controlling semblance as we all know. Well officials know, meaning she pushes pulls and open's up places to hit, instead of honestly fighting as she is just more or less turning people into puppets to fight her the way they want. Look the guys out there aren't even trying. Next round is doubles she will be with Coco, After that singles, where Pyrrha will go sole and who ever faces her, use wood not metal or plastic, of fiber glass something not metal, wait you can't as all weapons need dust power, and those weapons won't have battery in them. As batteries are metal, meaning they can't. No one can do a think to match fight or stop her. So their is not even a point to this, she will win as it's all rigged in her favor making the tournament pointless as could be." Adrian crossed arms grunted and farted. Jack pointed, "well said baby, well said."
we got shots of the crowds stands empty for once Jaune said, "as you see most people agree with the statement, and have toned in elsewhere today. probably watching a rerun of old cartoons, or paint dry, really anything is better than this, isn't that right son?" Adrian yawned stretching and making baby sounds closing his eyes as he passed out. He turned on soft voice mode and said, "as you see the tournament is boring enough to put a small child to sleep, as my baby sleeps now. the baby sleeps."
In a whisper Jack said one thing, "yes the baby sleeps everyone who has their Tv stuck to this channel and going it's better then no one. This is an alien saying the fairy tale's son is sound a sleep form how boring this match is, The next one will be fun as it won't involve Pyrrha and it will be an honest fair fight, not going to be many of those this year. I will cheer on Team Sssn They are from my father's Acadmey, so Home team. Plus I am technically their prince as I am the kingdom's warlord's son. However sadly they will lose to Pyrrha sooner or later even if they make it to the final they will lose by her disarming them or smashing them around. Sun's clone power may work against her on paper but when she is beating him with his own staff that makes it impossible to hold the pose to generate them. Making all hope for beating Pyrrha Zero. This is the Rusted Knight saying, This is not combat, it's not a tournament it's bad comedy. Not even bother to comment on what's going down below the banter between me and the alien is more entertaining any how."
Jack nodded saying, "While we are not sponsored by that candy shop, Dust's oven I am, thanks for the fudge , I repeat Dust's oven's fudge is officially out of this world." he said pulling some out and offering a peice to Jaune, "want some?" Jaune nodded taking it and letting out a yummy groan. Jack eat it.
Jaune got it down, "That was magically good. I know magically good food survived on it for twenty years before being deaged. Don't eat leprechaun nose hair cookies, you will turn purple for three days people." Jack raised and eye brow, "It was that or starve and My will to live for some reason wont' fail. I Some times wish it had. That rooster with Teeth haunted my nightmares more then the Jabberwalker. Goodbye rooster with teeth." he said some of you will get that, others take a minute.
Jack pointed, "Oh good the boring fest of Pyrrha's win is all over and done, now we can see a real fight which is just false hope as sooner or later that team would have to face Pyrrha rendering all effort null and void as no matter what those fighting can do they can't win at all. why try ? simple The schools are making them, and they will be kicked out if they don't. I know they say you have to try, but trying is pointless when the odds are zero. I could try not be the rusted knight and be normal, but that failed. I could try and get a date to the dance, but the girl I asked didn't want me till she saw the armor. She likes the title not me, Very shallow very horrible very I wasted all that time and effort as I misjudged her. Not name dropping that would be rude, but you know who you are shallow shallet." The baby snored. " If what it takes for someone to like you is a title or gaining something they don't like you they like the thing you have. You are the accessory in that case. Same thing here Pyrrha's forced team accessory, other teams accessory because the powers that be don't want change they don't want strength they want a home town girl to win to make a point about combat power, that is utterly pointless as she is not facing a strong fighter. She does not face a maiden she does not face a ghost, she does not face a fable, she does not face a silver eyed warrior, she does not face an alien, She does not face someone in a fair fight, She faces people set up to fall before her with no hope of winning. hence while our current team are barely trying to fight, they know they can't win and they just have to do this to not get kicked out of school."
Jack nodded speaking up, "At this point I would like to point out the protest against this has there own Tournament going on at the remnant web address. zzz dash anit-vytal dash vale. Their is a tournament happening in our Ufo's training ring between the fighters not in this, using alien tech, magic and non dust powered weapons. head their you will have more fun then here." Adrian sucked his thumb in his sleep. " As after all the must entertaining thing here is sleeping baby and an alien and a fable talking smack about this broken curropt system and how boring they made fighting."
Someone watching this then went to the site they listed and watched.
In it's comment ring side, which was steel caged by ghost shield as Ruby smiled, "for those just joining us welcome to the Anti-vytal tournament, it's random ones on ones losers knocked out, we keep going random till one person stands, Ruby Rose reporting ring side as My sister Yang is in there with Fenton ghost gauntlets punching at Blake the chosen of the Faunus." in the ring Yang used gauntlet's to Block magic sword used as whip slashes, the thing was flaming Blake hovering. "The ghost gauntlets are made for smashing supernatural powers, they can tank anything the magical kitty cat can throw her way, yet Blake's magic keeps her out of punch range keeping this fight a stand still. The timer is town to two minutes meaning if the tie isn't broken in two minutes both bitches are out of this thing!" She blow a kiss, "Kiss to Danny for helping make this happen."
The timer went off and both were kicked out, Ruby smiled, "Okay we are removing both from it!" they left the ghost shield , "Now spin the processer for names and show us who's up next. " She smiled, "Nora! Vs Dani phantom!" Dani walked in as human and went ghost The barrier pulled down so Dani could be ringed out. Nora came out holding a Fenton tech hammer. "Nora here is using the Fenton anti-creep stick model three point oh, A sledge hammer with an anti-ecto batter able of shooting off energy builts and smashing ghosts!" Nora smirked jumping and winging at the ghost lady who flew around with ghost tail, "Making this fight are Fenton works, Phantom Ink, Team Phantom, happy huntress Robyn Hill the church of the animal god who are probably pissed their chosen one is ringed out, the foundation to make Weiss' dad eat his own mustache, the foundation to annul Willow Schnee's marriage , the society for a dust free future, ghost and ghouls everywhere, and above all else, the people's united front against the supernatural , And finally and I am pretty sure she did this Just to piss off her ex-husband Salem the witch in the woods slash girl in the tower who donated the fattest check to make this happen. I mean Got dam woman! What won't you do to piss off your Ex-husband who hit it quit it and tried to take the kids away. As a woman I got to cheer for her, As every woman should!" She pointed, " She also sent picture." Salem in a bikini modeling popped up, "why Grimm queen oldest woman on planet still hot? Ozpin doomed us all because hit it and quit it bitch! even with the creepy veins she makes me look like a seven dam it! That was on her note. "
In the fight Dani was making ghost shields to block hammer before making them Eletric to shock Nora but Nora smirked, "Dani she absorbs lighting for stat bonus." Dani screamed as Nora smashed her shield and knocked her out of the ring. " Ring out Nora wins!" She smiled. "At that point half our fighters are out and we will come on back tomorrow same site same time, you can now watch the video again, or click the adds or profiles of our fighters, or even the weapon profiles for the dust free weapons. this is Ruby Rose saying, I am off to go make out with my living dead alien boyfriend!" She vanished.
In the whale Grimm watching on projector Salem blushed Tyrian said, "Did I get your good side my queen." Salem giggled, and said, " why yes. why yes you did. Oh the fact he has a way to put me down , had me scared. "Watts and Hazel looked confused, "the lost of my fall maiden also had me down, but now I realize something." Emerald and Mercury blinked, " I am the one who messed with the headless horseman ghost , to Grimm it thinking I could put Ozpin down, and all that means is I don't need the brothers or the relic to get what I want going out with a blast. before I need the brothers to destroy this world to do that." Everyone but the crazy scorpion gasped, "but now I can just destroy vale and drag my Ex-husband with me to hell kicking and screaming so we both may die with a big bang after the Anti-vytal tournament is over. I gave it the cash to happen to piss him off and I want it finished after all if I am going to go down might as well have a shit ton of fun going down after all. This week is my finally dying dead party after all I want it to be the biggest blast that Remannt never forgets it. I want it scarred into the history books for all time, So My name is still feared after I am floating in the endless darkness of the unworldly, I want this to be a big bang gang." She laughed happily, " with the explosions to end it that will rock this planet, like the brother's did the moon. Oh I haven't had this much fun in years." She laughed, "Oh I feel so alive now that I know it's going to end. I feel like dancing, emerald come here teacher me this twerking thing I heard about." Emerald's eyes widened. Tyrian clapped happily saying, "What a wonderful day."
To be continued.