ralph moved to a new school
in the kingdom of khurain
"math" said the teacher the khurainese judge
ralph got a sum wrong
"incorrect" said the judge "i sentence you to detention"
"waaaaah" cried ralph
"furthermore" said the judge "under the pencil culpability act your pencil shall be destroyed"
"oh no!" penny the pencil escaped from the judge's clutches
"pohlkunka catch that pencil" said the judge but they did not
penny snuck into the palace to read the law
pencil culpability act
all pencils used when a mistake is made must be destroyed
but thats not all
all other laws written in red
pca was written in black texta
"you wont stop me" said black texta but he was wrong
penny took the queen to court
"revolution now" said penny
"no" said the judge "execute this terrorist"
the bailiff pushed penny into a pencil sharpener and began twisting
"A PENCIL NEVER YIELDS" shouted the cry of the leader of the defiant pencils dhurke writemadhi
the defiant pencils stormed the courtroom
the queen and black texta were beheaded
"I WILL BE BACK" cried the head of black texta
pencil culpability act was removed from the law forever
the end