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Chapter XI: Royal Pain.
Last Time.
Next Day Middleton High.
Naruto whose head was bandaged walked the hall to his class and had a boo fall out.
"Naruto!" Kim spoke as the door closed before she saw the book was an Animology book.
She opened it and saw he had one question to answer before choosing what Naruto would say and looked at his result.
Orange Snake: Like the snake itself, you are cunning and very boastful. You love to be the best, even if you're not, but you try hard enough.
Soul mate: Blue Fox
In conflict with: Gray Chicken.
She looked up with a blush and smiled before closing the book and walking off to class.
Now.
Middleton High, Gym.
"Listen up, people. Time has come to choose Middleton High's new student government."
In the gym, Barkin was talking to the students as they sat on the bleachers "Class president is a magnificent burden, an excruciating opportunity. Now, let's have some nominations for this glorious, thankless task." He finished before seeing no one speaking. "It's a democracy, people! Now, do as I say! Let's hear some nominations!" He yelled as Kim elbowed Ron.
"Huh? Mr. Barkin, from the great State of Confusion, I am proud to nominate our next class president, Kim Possible."
Naruto sighed as he raised his hand. "Second!"
"Challengers?" Barkin asked before Bonnie spoke up.
"I nominate Brick Flagg."
"What?" Kim asked looking back.
"What?" Brick asked as he was listening to music.
"The cheerleader versus the quarterback... Classic." Barkin smiled as everyone cheered.
"Don't worry, KP. Brick Flagg may be the most popular jock in school, but you have something he doesn't. You've got Ron Stoppable as your campaign manager!" Ron yelled as she sighed.
"Great." She looked over at Naruto who shook his head.
"I'm not doing a damn thing-!"
Smack!
"OW!"
"Language Naruto!"
Later, Mini Golf Course.
"Imagine the ball going not only into the Eiffel Tower but through it."
Ron said to Kim as they stood in a mini golf course that was themed to monuments and historic moments Naruto saw a sinking Titanic hole. "What is this to do with my campaign? Bonnie's probably painted dozens of "Pick Brick" posters by now."
"Kim, duh! The best political strategies are figured out on the golf course. Now let's move on to the Old Faithful, shall we?" Ron said as water shot up in the air behind them.
"I don't care about big political deals! I wanna help people!"
"Kim, you're gonna have to cut out this serious thing if you wanna beat Brick. Voters hate that! Or maybe you should get a dog! Voters like dogs."
"I'm already bored," Naruto said with a sigh before the Kimmunicator went off.
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"What's the sitch, Wade?"
"We got a hit from the Majesty, King Wallace."
"And should I know who that is?" She asked as Naruto walked over to look at Wade.
"He rules a tiny European nation."
"How tiny?" Ron asked as Wade drank soda.
"The Middleton Mall is more crowded. Anyway, he has a son, Prince Wally, who needs your help."
They walked out to see a jet land. "They sent the royal jet! Spankin'!" Kim spoke as she and Naruto walked to the steps.
Later.
In the air, the teens in their mission outfits sat in their seats as Ron looked over. "As campaign manager, I must veto this mission. This whole helping thing is definitely not helping you in the polls."
Kim raised an eyebrow at that. "What polls?"
"These two guys I talked to in the cafe."
Kim sighed at that. "Let's worry about my poll numbers later."
Rodeghan.
The teens get out of a limo at a castle while a teen boy walks over to them. He has fair skin, dark brown hair that's slicked back and is wearing a blue blazer and gray pants.
"What's up, homey homes? I'm your main dude, brother man, and such."
Naruto shuddered at that. 'That's like when a parent tries to be hip.'
Kim nodded and gestured to each of them. "Ahh... Hello. I'm Kim and this is Naruto and Ron."
Wally then held a hand above to block the sun from his eyes. "Hold that thought. If you could sidestep just a smidge... Sun in my eyes."
'Don't kill him, Kim will kill you.' Naruto chanted in his head as Ron took a step before speaking.
"I'm on it!"
Kim stopped Ron at that before looking at the boy. "Wait a second, Ron. Um... Wally?"
"Royal Highness! If it is all the same." Wally said to her as Naruto clenched a fist.
'Maybe maim would be an option.'
"Couldn't you just move over a few inches, Royal Highness?" Kim asked, masking the annoyance in her voice.
"If I fancied to move, I suppose I could," Wally said as Kim narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms.
"But you don't fancy it."
"I haven't given it much thought, have I?" He asked as a middle-aged man in royal clothing with graying hair and a mustache with mutton chops walked over.
"Daddy!"
"King Wallace, dude," Ron said with a bow.
"Kim Possible! Welcome to our kingdom." Wallace greeted Kim before Ron stood.
"We are here for you, Your Majesty. Your Majesty... How cool is that?"
"You must be Wade! The super genius who runs Kim's website." Wallace said as Ron blinked.
"Uh, no, I'm Ron. Ron Stoppable... Sidekick."
"Oh... I've never heard of Kim having a sidekick." Wallace said as Naruto sighed before muttering.
"It's like a bad running gag."
"Miss Possible, could I speak to you privately?" Wallace asked as Kim nodded.
"Sure."
"Well, I'm bored. So I'm off to ride the royal go-cart." Wally said, walking as Ron smiled.
"Go-kart? Freestyle!"
Wally stopped to look back. "Oh, um, would you like to come?"
Ron jogged up at that. "Dude, I'm all about go-karts!"
"I'm fine here." Naruto sighed out sitting at a chair beside the wall.
"Very well."
Inside, Kim stopped in the throne room with a tapestry of an overweight man eating at the throne during medieval times. "So, what's this all about, Your Majesty?"
Wallace shook his head as he put a hand on his forehead. "Oh! I have a problem. A terrible, ancient problem."
Kim raised an eyebrow at that. "Ancient?"
"It all started centuries ago with our first king. Unfortunately, my ancestor ruled the kingdom with cruel arrogance. He was despised by his subjects, particularly his own knights... The Knights of Rodeghan. They were determined to dethrone him. Secret plans were drafted... But they failed. Their grudge was passed down from generation to generation. Even today the descendants of the knights are still plotting to end the royal lineage."
"Well, if your royal family has been OK for all this generation, what's the problem now?" She asked as she looked at the tapestry.
"You've met my son. "Weak Link Wally", as the press has so cruelly dubbed him," Wallace said with a sigh.
"Oh, yeah. I just can't believe that there are knights in this day and age." Kim said as Wallace nodded.
"Oh, they're quite modern. They have a website."
"A website?"
Wallace continued at that. "They have embraced the 21st century. They are more determined than ever to abolish the monarchy."
Kim brought a hand to her chin at that. "Well, no offense, Your Majesty, but how do you know that this website is really run by these knights? It could be hackers playing a prank."
"No. I fear for my son." Wallace waved her off.
"Ahhhhhh! Ahh! Ahhh!"
They turned as they heard Ron scream before running out to see Naruto flip over a fence to get to Ron who was driving a go-cart with royal coveralls on.
"Wade. Come in, Wade." Kim said, pulling her Kimmunicator up and having Wade come up in pajamas.
"Do you have any idea what time it is here?"
"Are you picking up any aircraft in this area?" Kim asked, pointing up as Naruto jumped on the cart and turned the wheel avoiding a laser from the sky.
"AH! Space-net's real!" Naruto yelled as Kim jumped on as well and held the Kimmunicator up before the shots ceased.
"You rock in stereo, Wade!"
"Can I go back to sleep now?" Wade sighed at Kim, before turning the feed off.
"What was that?" Ron asked, standing as Wallace ran up.
"Wally! Wally! Where's my son?" He asked as Wally stopped by holding a cup of tea.
"Tea time!"
Oh, thank heavens! Oh! You see, Miss Possible, I have an urgent need for your services. You simply must stay." Wallace said to Kim who shook his head.
"Can't."
"But my son is not safe here."
"But I have to get back to the school for the election," Kim said as Wally stepped out of the go-kart.
"What's an election?"
Ron replied as he stepped out of his. "Something we'll lose if we don't get back on the campaign trail."
"I've got it! What say Wally tag along with you? America is so much larger than our land. It would be a perfect place to hide." Wallace said as Naruto took a step back as Wally clapped his hands.
"Well…" She stopped as the prince turned to her.
"Is your crib in a hood? Oh! That could be quite exhilarating!"
Possible Household.
"Oh, Mrs. Possible!"
"Yes?"
Ann sighed as she turned around to see Wally in the booth holding a tray of sandwiches.
"My cucumber sandwiches must have the crusts removed before they are presented to me."
Ann then picked her daughter up from the chair and walked to the hall. "Kim!"
"Mom, I know! But Wally won't be here long, just till he's out of danger."
Ann narrowed her eyes at that. "I'll show him danger if he doesn't get a clue!"
"Oh, Mrs. Possible!"
She then glared in the direction of the kitchen at that.
Middleton High.
"Please, I beseech you, let me wear my own garments, not these commoner rags!"
Wally said, wearing an aqua blue shirt with cargo pants.
Kim sighed at that. "You're keeping a low profile, remember?"
"There he is! Prince Wally!"
Naruto, who was walking while reading the sign, blinked as a girl shouted.
PICK BRICK!
Paid for by Bonnie Rockwaller
"What the hell?!"
Naruto was pushed aside as reporters ran past him and up to Wally as Ron was waving them over. "Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. Everyone, please listen up, the press conference will begin shortly."
Kim walked to Ron at that. "Press conference?! What part of low profile don't you understand?!"
"Kim, your campaign needs a boost!"
"Are you going to say how popular Brick is?" Kim asked with a sigh.
"Sure, he's popular, but he's never had a prince to endorse him…. On TV!" Ron gestured to Wally who was talking to a female reporter and pointed at her.
"Hmm? Oh, yes, yes. That one over there. Kim something or other. A bit high-strung to ever be a world-class leader, but perfectly adequate for public high school."
"Perhaps you think you'd be a better class president?" She asked him, making the prince nod.
"Well, naturally, I had been groomed for greatness."
"Are you saying you would be a better president than Kim Possible?" She asked as Kim looked over in horror.
"No, no, no. I'm not saying that… Because it goes without saying! Hmm, perhaps I shall toss my crown into the ring after all."
The reporter ran over to Kim at that. "Kim Possible, you're running against royalty. How does it feel?"
Kim gave a forced grin at that. "I relish the competition. After all, that's what democracy is all about. Earning the right to lead."
"Unless, of course, one has the birthright to lead."
Possible Household.
"Who will win? The prince or the pauper?"
"Pauper?!"
Naruto who was sitting beside Kim with her family, Wally in robes, and Ron watched the report having her jump up at that. "I believe she was referring to you? Well, I shall consider my campaign strategy while lounging in the bath. Excuse me. Who plans to draw it this evening?" Wally asked while standing. "Perhaps you, Mrs. Possible? You haven't been pulling your weight around here of late."
Ann, who was drinking hot tea, narrowed her eyes at the prince as James stood. "Wally, I think we need to have a little talk about how we do things in the Land of the Free."
"Blah, blah, blah. Talk is cheap. Three drops, not two, not four, and then sprinkle this lavender. You are a good man and true." Wally placed a bottle of soap and perfume in James' hand who walked away.
"I'm surprised he's still alive," Naruto muttered before looking up as Ron announced he was becoming Wally's campaign manager.
"You're my campaign manager!"
Ron looked at her. "Yeah, about that. It's like a conflict of interest. Good luck, Kim."
"I'll just run my own campaign... With less golfing!" She yelled as they left.
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"Hey, Wade. What's the sitch?"
"I checked out Rodeghan's website," Wade replied from the screen.
Kim nodded at that. "And?"
"I found something. But I can't figure out what it means. 'The tapestry holds the truth.'"
"Hmmm.. There was a tapestry in the palace!"
Science Center.
Kim was in a lab with her father both in coats and wearing goggles with a laser gun above them.
She looked at the tapestry Wallace showed her before he came up on the Kimmunicator. "I assure you, Miss Possible, my best people have examined the tapestry. They found nothing."
"Can't hurt to double-check. Thanks for shipping it over so fast. I'll IM you if I find anything. Bye." She turned the device off to look at her dad who smiled.
"Alright, Kimmie, we're ready to run the sequence."
"Great. Thanks for letting me use your lab, Dad." She said with a thumbs up.
"Hey! What's federal funding for?" He shot the small beam on the tapestry and moved it around. "See anything?"
"Hmm... Nothing yet. Hold up! There's something there. Can you widen the beam?
"Sure thing."
He had the beam cover the entire tapestry and saw there was a prophecy before reading it. "Awaiting the light of the full harvest moon. Rodeghan's foe will soon face his doom. In the shadow of the palace, we will not deterred-"
Middleton High Cafeteria.
"The monarchy ends with Wallace the Third."
Kim said to the others as they sat at the table in the middle of the room. "So, for my own good, I should keep a low profile," Wally said to her.
"Guys, this is serious! Wally, you are definitely the target! And next week is a full moon." She said as Wally rubbed his chin.
"Hmm, next week also happens to be the election, which you would very much like to win, wouldn't you?"
"She's trying to get you to stop campaigning!" Ron spoke as Naruto facepalmed.
"Oh yeah, because Kim's known for doing stuff like that!"
"Miss Possible, this prophecy clearly states that I must be In the shadow of the palace. Now, do you see the palace? I don't, do you?" Wally asked as he stood.
"That's true, I guess."
"Farewell, all! I'm off to biology class." Wally waved before walking as the school waved him bye.
"Can we just not take missions that have famous people/royalty kids?" Naruto asked, rubbing his face.
"No, we can't pick and choose Naruto," Kim replied as Naruto groaned.
Mini Golf Course, Night.
"Your Highness, maybe we've pushed the royal angle too much."
"Bite your tongue!"
Wally said as both he and Ron were wearing golf clothes golfing at night as the full moon came out of the clouds.
"OK, sure. Being a prince is how you got the voters' attention, but now, they seem to actually like you! Wally As a person? Wargh!" Ron jumped in Wally's arms as the Old Faithful geyser went off.
Later, they got to a golf hole based on the Sphinx. "Where is that caddy?"
Rufus grumbled as he pulled the two clubs to them. Wally then hit his ball in the hole. "Yes!" Only for it to roll back out as he walked up to the face. "Hey! By royal decree, I demand a do-over!"
Boom!
The hole blew as a knight jumped at them. "Aaaahhhh/Aaaahhhh!"
Kim dropped down at that. "I can not allow you to smash my presidential opponent!"
"Oh, thank goodness you've arrived! Does this mean I can leave?" Wally asked as another knight ran up before Naruto dropped on him slamming his head down.
"Duck!"
He looked up to see Kim knock out the other knight by using the geyser hole.
Middleton High Morning.
"Alright, that's three votes for Kim Possible, zero votes for Brick Flagg… And 998 for Prince Wally!"
Brick punched Wally's shoulder at that. "You had my vote, Dude! Way to go!"
Kim glared at Ron who obviously didn't vote for her. "The guy has leadership experience! He's very good at giving orders!"
Wally stood as he looked at the students in the gym. "Well, this was quite an invigorating race!"
"It sure was." Kim sighed as Wallace walked up.
"Congratulations, son!"
"Daddy! You made it!" Wally smiled as Wallace got to his son.
"I wouldn't miss it for the world! Now we must go home so that you may continue to prepare to take over the crown!"
"Yes, actually, Daddy, there's something I've been meaning to speak to you about. I decided that after you retire, I would like to run for president of our land!"
Kim blinked at that. "Huh?"
"Presidents don't get to wear the day coat with the ermine trim." Wallace mused rubbing his chin
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Oh, well, sacrifices must be made. This contest has shown me that democracy is, as my Middleton peeps would say, fun-dignity!"
"Democracy?! But that means no more kings!" Wallace said as Ron jumped up and pointed at Wally,
"The prophecy! "The monarchy ends with Wallace the Third"! It came true!"
"So it has," Wallace said after Ron.
Kim smiled as she stood. "Cool! Now you can go home and show the democracy thing."
"No, Kim, I've decided to stay in Middleton and finish my term as class president. It's a magnificent burden."
"Wally's staying!"
"Oh hell no!"
"Language Uzumaki!" Barkin yelled as Kim sighed.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Remember to vote if you haven't! The poll will go down at midnight Eastern Time. Then it'll stay up until its 12th Ch update, and the new story will go up after. Totally Spies is in the lead by 20 so I believe that'll win.
Next to be updated will be Shinobi on Board.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺
