Years passed since the events seen in the episode "We Are Rock", Corey and Laney became a couple after that event, now a misunderstanding caused Laney to get angry with Corey and leave the band, something that reached the ears of a being from another dimension, who appears to help Corey, Kin and Kon get Laney back, One shot Parody. mature language.
Rob visits Grojband
Today was an almost normal day for the band, the twins Kin and Kon had woken up as always in their usual way, yawning from sleep, brushing from sleep, and must have been hitting and breaking their f*cking heads to see who could serve the cereal first. .
With some broken ribs and a black eye, the pair of twins got ready, dressed in their typical shirts and rock outfits that they always wore without exception.
When they arrived at the garage of Corey Riffin's house, the guitarist and vocalist and of course leader of the band. (although the ideas he usually has are pure nonsense.) They noticed something out of the ordinary, the garage was closed, something completely out of the ordinary. What could have happened? That's what the twins were wondering.
-Man, this is something strange- said Kon.
-you said it, brother- Kin responded.
When of the two twins, Kin was the one who was going to knock on the door, when she did, a well-known member, she opened the garage, red hair, short stature, beautiful eyes, her name was Laney Penn
-Good morning Laney, how was the morning...?-
Her question was interrupted when the redhead silenced him by catching his lips with her hand.
-I don't want to talk about that, OUT OF MY WAY!-
Without warning Laney threw him into some trash cans, Kin was surprised by her attitude today, why was Laney so angry? And aggressive? Maybe it was her period? No, if it were that, he wouldn't be breathing right now.
Kon, upon seeing the girl's surprising bad mood, decided to bite his tongue, and not say hi or hello, if he wanted to keep all the tickling intact.
-Lanes please wait! You have to listen to what I have to say! - Corey said running after the redhead.
-You don't have to say anything, I clearly saw what you did! I saw you with her! If you are so happy with her, I wish you the best!
-B-but Laney-
Corey couldn't formulate any more words, Laney left, but not without giving him one last look of contempt and saying.
-I'm quitting the band! I don't want to be even an inch close to you Corey Riffin! – Laney shouted.
The unexpected happened, it left the three of them completely trembling. Was Laney Penn leaving Grojband? This was hard to believe. A large part of them felt empty, she was the guitarist, one of the main consorts, and a great companion, by the way, what would a band be without the typical fiery redhead? Fools! They disrupted the natural order of things, nah I'm just exaggerating.
-Corey, what the hell just happened? - Kin asked.
-Yes Corey, why was Laney so angry? Explain it – Kon demanded.
Two years had passed since the Grojband gang had prevented the end of the world and saved the entire population of Peaceville at the same time, a month after that, Corey and Laney had started dating without any interruptions, not even kin They weren't even there to ruin the date like the last time, Corey had proposed to Laney, and Laney revealed her hidden feelings to him. Since then they officially declared themselves dating, but something, what the hell happened?
-You see friends, this is what happened-
(Flashback.)
Corey was strolling through the quiet Peaceville park, the blue-haired vocalist looking practically everywhere trying to find inspiration for a new song.
-Hmm let's see... inspiration-
He said touching his chin, he observed a farmer who was having trouble getting out the ATM.
-a song about ignorance? No, Paramore already did that-
He looked towards a huge shadow caused by an apartment, then observed the sun, an action which he later regretted, since he covered his eyes from the rays that the sun offered.
-Oh I know, a song about the dark side of the sun! Agh No! Tokyo Hotel already did that!
He watched on a TV in a TV store, s a famous American actor, director, musician, composer
-That is! Clint Eastwood! Oh for good heavens! There is already a song with that name!-
Corey clenched his hands in despair, cursing himself for not being so creative with getting new lyrics, he exhaustedly kicked a can and sat on the nearest bench in the park, trying to think of more possible good ideas. As I watched the sunset, the night was getting closer and closer.
Some sobs brought her out of her trance, Corey looked towards another bench, a girl was sitting on it, a well-known one, sister of one of her nemeses, light blue hair color, a pair of glasses on, the girl was Mina beff.
-Mina?-
-Don't call me like that anymore, Riffin!- replied the girl with glasses, with a slight angry tone and wiping away her tears.
-I don't want you to name me with the damn nomenclature that Trina gave me, my real name is Bernadette and only Bernadette!-
-Whatever you say... Bernadette, hey, why are you crying?
-You don't know yet, right? Trina hates me-
-And that means that...?
-She no longer considers me her best friend! For heaven's sake, Riffin! Trina is right when she says you're irritating- said Bernadette with her red eyes still visible in her glasses from having cried so much and she began to tell the blue-haired vocalist what happened.
-after that time her ridiculous end-of-the-world plan was ruined so that she and Nick were the only survivors, and you saved the planet, she got mad at me, she blamed me for her misery, I hoped she would see her mistake for treating me bad and being a bad friend all these damn years, but no, she didn't redeem herself at all, I know I said some true things, and that I went on to some insults, but I didn't deserve to break up our friendship-
-So that's why you're sad, Trina broke your friendship with you-
-Thanks for reminding me…. THAT I NO LONGER EXIST FOR HER!-
Mina once again formed waterfalls of tears, this time her cries were more copious and louder, Corey noticed that some people in the Peaceville park were watching them because of the noise. He thought of some way to cheer her up, placed his hand on her shoulder and talked about her.
-Mina... I mean Bernadette, the truth is that you never existed for her-
She stopped crying and watched Corey attentively.
-Hmm?
-Think about it, you said it yourself, Trina never treated you like a true friend, she saw you as an assistant, a shadow, one who would do whatever she wanted, without any worth she deserved, she never appreciated anyone, she always fought with my mother, she was dad's darling, my mom was the only one who supported me with the band, something that my father and much less her never did, she doesn't even see Nick Mallory as a couple, nor is she in love with him, That's just a sick thing called obsession with someone, Laney knows something about psychology, that's why I know, my sister Trina doesn't have feelings for anyone, she's a...
-A bitch?- Mina finished her sentence without emotion.
-Emm... I was going to say jerk, but yes, that's what she is, a bitch-
-*sniff*sniff*
-The point is... that Trina is not worth any milliliter of the tears you are shedding, she sees the good side, Bernadette, you can get a friend who does know how to value you-
-Like my sister Carrie?-
The blue-haired vocalist was speechless when he heard the name of the leader of his rival band, Los Newman.
-Yes, like her, I admit that even though we don't get along much, I think Carrie is an excellent older sister.
-Yes she is-
-Sometimes I wonder when Trina and I grew apart, I remember that when I was very little, she always smiled at me, I don't know when we started to hate each other, I remember that before she didn't mind being called by her real name, Katrina, I think we have both lost Trina and Katrina, Bernadette, forever-
-Yeah…
They both looked away for a few minutes, watching as it began to get dark and the first visible stars adorned the sunset, finally Mina spoke.
-Hey Riffin
-Call me Corey
-oh really?
-Of course that's why we are friends.
-We are friends!? -Mina exclaimed with stars in her eyes.
-Of course, hey, why don't we go to the movies and forget this depression, don't you think?
-Sure, of course.
Corey took Mina to the movie theater, they both watched a movie called "Romantic Bloody Dawn", it was a romantic comedy and horror movie combined, one of a kind, they both enjoyed the movie, they burst out laughing at the funny parts, and They screamed so much in the horror scenes that they hugged each other, they quickly separated and looked away.
As they left the theater, they couldn't stop telling the funny parts of the movie and laughing. Corey didn't realize but he had his arm around Mina. When he realized it, he opened his eyes in shock when he saw who was watching them. Face to face, a few steps away, with an ice cream that she dropped on the floor, the redhead guitarist of the band who went from gawking at them to staring at them with fury, Corey knew how fucking jealous Laney would become, and how easily she would misinterpret everything. He quickly approached her.
-L-Laney listen, it's not what you think-
-What t? WHAT!? That you are going to the movies with another girl!? the one that is not me!? that she's not the friend of your sister's vixen!? But most importantly, WHAT IS NOT ME!?-
-Well, yes is you think so but….
"PSHH!" (smack)
He couldn't finish what he said, since Laney hit him in the face with all her strength, knocking him to the ground. The blue-haired man was left with an idiotic smile due to the impact of the blow. Mina wanted to clarify everything, but after seeing the punch that Laney had hit him, At Corey, not to mention the redhead's red eyes, he was left trembling, unable to utter a word.
-I never want to see you again Corey Riffin, I'll leave the band and you'll never see me again!- Laney said coldly before leaving with a few strong stomps, a sign of being furious, she had felt betrayed and the worst thing is who was the love of his life.
-Laney, please listen to me!-
Corey quickly tried to reach her house, he knocked repeatedly on the door, but Laney did not open it, he tried to climb up to her window, but she activated the security system, the window of her room was closed with a layer of steel and titanium, he tried to speak with his parents, but Mr. Penn chased him away with the shotgun.
(end of flashback.)
-And that's what happened- he said, finishing his version of the events. Kin and Kon were surprised. They knew that Laney was over the top sometimes when she got angry, but not to the point of hitting her leader.
-Wow, Corey, this left me speechless- Kin said.
-Now what will happen to the band? How are you going to clear things up with Laney? If she doesn't want to see you- Kon asked, he hated knowing the possible answer.
-Until Laney calms down, there will be no Grojband- Corey responded with his look, the twins were about to protest when… a huge scream was heard throughout the garage.
-WWWWWHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!?
That scream made the entire ground shake, suddenly a huge portal of green energy opened in front of them, a boy with black hair, a short light blue t-shirt, and short white pants emerged from it.
-How is there no Grojband Boludo!? But stop f*cking around, Corey!
As Corey stared in confusion at the surprise visitor, Kin and Kon watched with wide-open eyes and mouths.
-Its cannot be
-It's Rob!
Kin and Kon quickly ran in front of the mysterious boy and bowed to him. Corey was perplexed watching the scene. Who the hell was he? And why did Kin and Kon act like that in his presence?
-Mr. Rob, what a surprise that you are here on this planet and in Peaceville, sorry we don't have Doritos-
Kin quickly nudged Kon.
-Go get the doritos, don't stay there-
-uh okay-
Kon quickly stood up and ran to the kitchen to get the doritos. Corey walked up to Kin and asked
-Can you explain to me what all this means?-
-Corey, this is Rob.
-I don't know who is him.
Kin was surprised at such a statement, he looked at the blue-haired boy for a moment. Apparently Corey had no idea.
-Corey, Everyone knows who Rob is, how is it possible that you don't know?
-I never heard of him.
-Here are the Doritos- said the blonde boy member, appearing with the package of junk food.
-here you go.
-Wow, thanks for what a boss- Rob said, taking the Doritos and starting to eat them.
-And tell me, how is the pod?-
Kin prepared to introduce them.
-Corey this is Rob, a being who travels to other dimensions and now he is in ours, Rob this is Corey, guitarist and vocalist of the band Grojband-
Corey held out his hand.
-With what Rob, right?-
-I am Rob, pal- the super-asshole responded, reciprocating the greeting.
-Now tell me what the hell happened to the band? By the way, where did the fire get?
-The Fire?
-THE FIRE HOT REDHEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Rob exclaimed, bursting out laughing, which the blue-haired boy didn't like very much, and he gave him a strong push.
-Hey! She is my girlfriend, don't address her like that-
Suddenly Corey felt a push behind him, he turned around thinking it was Kin and Kon, but his surprise was great when he saw that the one who did it was Rob.
-Hey, don't mess with me Loco, just because you're the king of idiots doesn't mean you can do that to me.
-what!? how did you do that!? you were in front of me!
-I can do that and many more things Riffin, I can do almost anything, I am the embodiment of human idiocy yeahhhh-
-what? You won't be serious.
-Indeed it is like that Corey, Rob is the personification of stupid things, so he can do anything, in this and other universes- Kin explained.
-So DON'T provoke him-
-Don't worry, Kin and kon, I would never destroy or throw away the world of my favorite band. Who do you think I am? Trina Riffin?
-Are we your favorite band?-
-Is what my ears hear true? No more grojband? -Said a feminine and sadly familiar voice from the pink car.
-Speaking of the devil-
The door of the effeminately pink vehicle opened revealing Trina Riffin with a big smile.
-I had not received such wonderful news since you ruined my plans to repopulate the earth with Nick- that last thing he said bitterly as he remembered that time his dreams were shattered by his brother and his gang saving the world, now every time Trina watched the Moon, the pink-haired girl growled, her eyes widened when she saw Rob.
-Ewww, what is Rob doing here?- Trina responded, looking at him as if he were something disgusting to her.
-Do you also know Rob, Trina?-
-Every "important" person knows who Rob is, Duh, it's not surprising that you don't know, but that's not the important thing now, the important thing for me at least, is that…-
-Yes, Grojband's band broke up- Corey said with annoyance.
-Was that what you wanted to hear Trina?-
Trina gave a half smile.
-I've wanted to hear it since you formed that damn band, you're miserable and you're finally showing it!- said the pink haired girl with a big smile of triumph, Corey looked down depressed.
"And you are the lunatic who would not hesitate to sacrifice her brother, her best friend, and an entire planet to achieve her goal, he will be an dumbss, but you are crazy b*tch" Rob thought to himself.
-You lost your ridiculous girlfriend and your band, this is undoubtedly delicious-
Before Trina could say any more venomous comments about Corey's current situation, Rob shoved her out of the garage.
-Yes yes yes, Grojband ruined blah blah blah, the dream with which you have orgasms blah blah blah, Go kiss a photo of Justin I mean Nick Mallory or break Rock's balls somewhere else, byeeeeeee-
Rob slammed the garage shut and then used a nail gun to make sure she didn't get back in.
-Seriously Corey, I don't know why you don't give her a hard time, that f*cking firefly from hell is no longer your sister, aaand I support those theories that maybe she's not human-
-Yes, sometimes I think about it too- Cory admitted.
-Well, forget it and tell me what happened-
Corey sighed a little, he started to tell her what happened with Laney, he talked to her about his walk in the park trying to remember good topics so he wouldn't depend so much on Trina's diary, then his meeting with Mina, his invitation to the movies with her, the misunderstanding with Laney and now Laney seemed to be furious with him, Rob was left with nothing to say except.
-Oh.
-I know.
-I have a hard time believing it buddy-
-I know.
-that you are more stupid than I thought.
-what!? Hey! It wasn't my fault, it was also a misunderstanding!-
-Do you have a cell phone?
-Yeah and what does that have to do with this Rob?-
-that with the GENIUS cell phone you could tell Laney about Mina and she would have understood-
The blue haired boy was left without a response at that. He just brought his hands to his face.
-I didn't think about that! I'm an idiot.
-yeah, don't tell me what half the world hera and Peacville already knows-
-Hey!-
Rob stared into nothingness.
-Hey, is this fandom really dead, come on, it's only been ten years since the series ended... okay, I understand, it's understandable, it really has been a long time, it's disappointing how this series only had one season ONE, it should have had three like At the very least, this should have been the shortest Canadian series of all, but with power, don't suck, I thought it would be a good successor to Ed Edd and Eddy anyway, not Johnny Test's sucker.
-Who are you talking to?- Corey asked confused.
-Hello ? Any reading life out there? No? Ah well, let's take a sh*t then.
Rob stood before Corey, Kin and Kon.
-Well, let's start with Plan A, recovery of the ship-
-Brother, I take it this will be total chaos?- Kon whispered to Kin.
-Trust me, with Rob that will always be the most likely thing-
(EXCELLENT TRANSITION)
Laney penn's house… (The waifu)
The house of the guitarist, now ex-rocker of the band, was all covered by the large steel mural of the security system.
-metal3000, this is bad- Kin said worried.
-metal3000? what is that? - Corey asked.
-It is an advanced and impenetrable security system, it will cost us a lot to break through, almost as much as it would cost me to deactivate it.
-Impenetrable? I will judge that move-
Rob quickly with a powerful fist literally in green flames launched himself towards Laney's house covered in metal, he hit the house with all his strength, due to the impact, the important idiot flew towards Mr. Penn's car, destroying it instantly.
-Wow, I hope the insurance against Robs covers it hahaha-
Corey and the twins approached him.
-Plan B?
Rob nodded.
-Plan B
Night fell again, all the peaceville commuters walked calmly until their attention was caught by a young boy at the top of the "cloud-tower", the tallest building in town.
Laney was reading a magazine without much encouragement, but it was to try not to think about Corey, suddenly someone called her phone, she received the call, if it was Corey, she wouldn't answer, she was surprised to see who the number was from …
-Carrie Beff?- answered the call.
-Hello?
-….
-If it's to know if it's true that I left the band, yes, I did, don't bother me and celebrate as much as you want, I'm no longer interested in Grojband, nor in Corey-
-….
-But what are you saying!?
-….
-I don't believe you, you're kidding me, Beff, aren't you?
-….
-Is it in the news?
Laney quickly turned on the TV, she was surprised to see what was happening.
-just cannot be.
On the screen she saw a well-known blue-haired man at the top of the tallest skyscraper in Peaceville known as "Cloud Toucher" on the cover of the newscast it said:
"The famous vocalist of the band Grojband, the local band that saved the world a few years ago, is threatening to jump and kill himself from "Tocanubes"
-Oh my God- she exclaimed.
"In other news, oj my god, it's terrible..."
-Oh no, Corey jumped!?-
"The restaurant with the richest coffee in the world has just raised its prices"
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It was my favorite restaurant! and I also have to stop Corey from doing something stupid!-
Laney quickly got up from her bed, put on a jacket, tied the laces of her shoes and went towards where Corey and half the town were at full speed.
-Get out of my way!- she shouted, pushing a passerby.
Around the tallest building in Peaceville, the lights were on, the helicopters had not yet arrived, among the people were Mina, that is, Bernadette, who looked worried along with her sister Carrie, the other members of the band The Newmans, Lenny, Kim and Konnie were also present, along with the two grojband fans, Katie and Allie, Nick Mallory, and of course their sister Trina Riffin who was the only one apparently enjoying the show.
-I didn't think you were worried about your brother, Trina- said Mina's ex-friend, annoyed to see her and arching an eyebrow.
Oh of course not Mina, I only came to see this with my own eyes, the self-destruction of my stupid brother Corey HAHAHAHAHA! - the pink haired girl answered confidently, she put a foam finger that said "Corey falls" on her hand, with a hat that said "No more Grojband"
-Now yes, brother, you can jump now! :D DO IT!-
Although Mina was not surprised by this about Trina, Carrie was, they simply could not believe how b*tchy Trina Riffin could be, instead of watching over her beloved brother, she is happy that he will kill herself from a building and gathers it. Carrie Beff shook her head in denial at the sight, yes, she hates Corey too, but out of competitiveness, she didn't want to see him dead either.
While on top of the "cloud toucher" building
-ROB THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU EVER HAD!-
-Hey hey hey Riffin, you were the one who accepted the idea, remember? Pretend you're going to commit suicide off a building because you don't have Laney anymore, so she'll come and stop it-
-That's...*sigh* it's true, we agreed, but it had to be a six-story building NOT A BUILDING MORE THAN 5000 THOUSAND FEET HIGH!-
Rob just shuggred.
-Well, it has to look credible, right?-
-Now I know why the hell you blindfolded me!-
Corey looked down uncertainly, the people really looked like ants from that height, the name "Cloud Toucher" did justice to the skyscraper, some little clouds passed near the building.
-Do you think one of those clouds will trap me?-
-This is not Dragon Ball, Corey -_-
The bluehaired boy took a deep breath.
-Good, for Laney- he was about to launch, but stopped at the last second.
-Wait, what guarantee is there that if I fall I won't die?-
-Ooooh, what the hell, My friend Saturnino is currently parking a truck that carries very spongy mattresses, right at the exact point where you will fall. Does that cheer you up a little?-
-Test it.
-Okay, Mr. Inspector- he said sarcastically, he took out the Wolkie talkie from him.
-Saturnino? Do you already have the package at the fixed point, right? -
-Huh, of course Rob friend- said Rob's friend named Saturnino, a boy with blue eyes and orange hair,
- You better get me a Grojband shirt autographed by Corey, so I can show it off to my neighbors-
-Yes yes, idiot you will have your t-shirt, and I will have my favorite band back.
-And Laney's underwear with her scent?
-Okay, you ask too much bye-
-Well Corey, what are you waiting for? Jump!-
-I don't know, its too high, I don't think I should-.
-Oh I see, you don't love Laney enough- Rob said, lighting a cigarette.
-Of course I love her, she is the best girl and girlfriend that could have appeared in my life!-
-Really, wow? Would you like to hug her again?
-of course
-Kiss her?
-Of course.
-Get married and have children-
-Seeing how our relationship is going, it is probable... or it was probable. I Don't know-
-Do you love her enough to jump from here?-
Corey nodded in response.
-Okay, just jump now, fly Superman!-
-Well, here I go...
"Corey Riffin!"
He was about to jump when suddenly a voice that seemed to come from a microphone spoke to him from below.
-Oooh, now who's doing the scrubbing- Rob said, annoyed.
-Corey, I'm the sheriff of Peaceville, please boy, consider what you're about to do, we all go through a lot of problems, the trick is to have the mental strength to know how to overcome them-
-JUMP AT ONCE!- Trina was heard saying after some sounds of struggle where apparently the pink haired girl tried to snatch the loudspeaker from the commissioner, or that was interpreted with the noises.
"Give me that! Boy, listen to me please, come down from there and we'll talk about it, don't do something you might regret forever."
Corey didn't answer anything, and even if he did he was a few feet away and they wouldn't be able to hear him. Rob gave him a loudspeaker to respond and a card where he said what he had to say, he began to recite it while he read it loudly.
"I can't go down and act like nothing happened, I've lost what meant the most to me, and I'm not talking about my band or the music, but Laney, it was a misunderstanding that happened, but she doesn't love me anymore." "So my life doesn't make sense without Laney in it, and Rob is great."
-Huh?- Corey looked at Rob confused.
-I got carried away but enjoy it-
"With nothing more to say I will jump"
Upon hearing those words, everyone on the ground, the police, firefighters, the residents, those who were passing by, screamed in shock, the minifans of the blue haired boy and the band were no exception, Katie and Allie were no exception.
-NOOOOOOOOOOO!
-YEEEEEEESSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! -Trina shouted, crossing her fingers.
But Corey gave up at the last minute.
-I-I can't.
*clock*clock*
He heard the crack of a gun, he quickly turned around, now Rob was pointing a shotgun at him.
-You're leaving your girl aside, and only because you have f*cking vertigo!?-
-Rob What are you doing? put down that shotgun-
-You jump or I'll jump you-
-That makes no sense-
-it will make painful sense when a bullet takes a ride inside your stupid foot!-
The vocalist swallowed. He backed away a little, as Rob approached.
-are you crazy?
"PAW!" (Shooting)
-I do whatever it takes for a friend, sometimes I wonder who is more stupid, you, Marco Diaz, Lincoln Loud or Dipper Pines. I already told you that you have a place to land but you refuse, I always have to solve the problems, do I have the face of a f*cking fairy godmother or what?
"PAW!" (another shot)
-AAAHHH!- he jumped- Rob cut it off!-
"PAW!"
-It's cut it off what? …dumbass-
Rob repeated one shot per minute, with no intention of hitting and hurting his rock idol, if or if he had to make him jump or Laney wouldn't take him seriously and would never come for him to reconcile and there would be no band. Corey was already a few inches from the edge, he believed he had no escape until he heard a familiar voice.
"Corey, it's me, Laney!"
-Laney!?- Corey and Rob said in unison.
"Yes, listen Mina explained the whole misunderstanding to me, I want you to know that I'm sorry, I misunderstood everything, my jealousy and anger were stronger than my judgment, I'm the idiot here"
-Oh Laney-
-NO!- Trina shouted furiously, running towards Laney with the intention of attacking her.
-You're not going to ruin this for me...!-
"PSHH!"
The pink-haired Riffin with a lost look and an idiotic smile fell unconscious to the ground due to the strong blow that Mina gave her.
-I swear, I can't stand her anymore-
-Thank you Mina-
-Believe me Laney, it was a WHOLE pleasure for me.
The redhead moved forward and she continued speaking through the loud voice.
"And I also want you to know that my life, music, Rock, all the things that I like, would also have no meaning for me if you weren't here"
Corey felt calm inside of him as he felt Laney say those words, he turned to the interdimensional boy with his half smile.
-I want to get off Rob-
-You were lucky, you won't have to jump over this fucking building anymore... AAAAHHHHHHHHH!-
Both did not notice that the ornament of the building was so old that it could not support their weight and both fell at full speed downwards, both hugged each other as they fell face-first towards the ground without holding back their screams.
-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE ALREADY GOING TO SH*TVILLE RIFFIN! WE'RE GOING THERE!
-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Wait Rob!... I see the mattress truck! - Corey said smiling that they were going to hit there softly.
-Oh thanks Omniking- Rob thought to himself.
They both landed softly on the spongy mattresses, but bounced towards another truck that had nitroglycerin that was sensitively flammable on contact.
-Oh Motherfu …!
"BOOM!" (Absolute explosion.)
In the morning, the light began to show, he regained visibility little by little, Corey woke up with his entire body in a cast. Next to him was Rob in the same condition, and next to him was Trina, in a cast up to the mouth of her face. Just by her eyes you could tell that she was not in a good mood.
-Sometimes I hate my life- she said to herself.
She saw the door open, saw Laney enter with Carrie.
-I see you finally woke up you idiot- the redhead said with a smile.
-Hello Laney... .. emm... I'm sorry for scaring you like that- then she looked at Carrie.
-I didn't think you would come here Beff-
-Hey, even though we don't get along, that doesn't mean I want something horrible to happen to you, you had me worried, get well soon so I can kick you in the next battles of the bands- said the Newman vocalist with a smile.
-Hehe we'll see Beff we'll see- Corey said smiling too.
Carrie said goodbye to her, leaving Laney "Alone" with Corey, Trina just looked away in annoyance, while Rob just wanted a nurse to come and give him sponge baths in his private parts.
-Kin and Kon told me everything, I almost strangled them when I found out that Rob was helping you- Laney explain.
-He just showed up and wanted to help me recover my relationship with you, it seems like he likes our band-
-in fact I like everything that is Rock and with passion, like alcohol hehe-
-Don't say anything Rob! or I will use my guitar to try to activate your only neuron- Laney warned seriously.
Rob stopped short at Laney's penetrating gaze and looked away.
-Let me guess, you know Rob too, huh?- Corey asked.
-Everyone knows who Rob is, Corey- Laney answer.
Laney took some of her papers out of her pocket.
-By the way, I wrote some good songs, inspiration came to me out of nowhere, I don't know, we could use them, we wouldn't have to use... you know.
She said shifting her gaze to Trina.
"Oh sure, the diary," she said quietly.
They both smiled at each other, with warm looks they both gave each other a tender kiss, it didn't last long. There was a comfortable silence until Rob spoke:
-Can you do another Kiss but with tongue?-
Laney frowned, took control of Rob's bed, and made the bed bend upwards crushing him.
-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Dammit you Mini Kim pine!-
Trina couldn't help but laugh a little at that.
-Hahahaha….. ouch ouch, my neck-
-Hey Laney-
-Yeah?
-Would you play me those songs of yours? I want to hear them-
-Alright. Surprise yourself Corey- said Laney, taking out his guitar and starting to play, Corey was smiling despite the pain in his body, at least the pain inside him of losing Laney had completely faded.
-Hehehe, it seems to me that soon you will get much more relief than the price of electricity- Rob thought to himself.
Suddenly Saturnino, his orange-haired friend came into the room.
-And wheres my stupid autographed t-shirt?-
-You're not waiting with patience, right?-
The END.
Hahaha I hope you liked the story, that's how tje crazy interdimensional boy is, a fan of Grojband called "Rob" XD, Rob is a parody character that I use for the series and their fandoms, in this case, Grojband that ended in 2014, If you liked these.
Rob and Saturnino are my Ocs and you can see them here in my other fanfics, and in my Deviantart.
This is EltioRob95.
Long live Grojband.