Chapter 24: Loo Loo Land Part 1
Years Ago:
One night at the Goetia Mansion, Stolas and Stella are sleeping in their bed.
Soon, they hear a voice of a little girl, sounding like Octavia, screaming, "Mummy! Daddyyyy!"
Stolas is roused from his sleep.
He turns to Stella who has most of the blanket, and says, sleepily, "Mmph. Via's calling us, Stella."
Stella groans in annoyance and says, "You get up."
Stolas sighs and gets out of bed. He enters Octavia's room, "Via? What troubles you, my owlet?"
And looks to see his daughter is hiding under the covers.
Sobbing, Octavia peeks out of the covers, "Daddy! Daddy!" and climbs down the bed.
When she was a child her hair was short with light gray and white tips, and her hands were completely black. She wore a similar dress, pink with white stars on it but with puffy white sleeves.
Once off the bed, Octavia runs to her daddy sobbing, "I had a dream! A really bad dream!" and Stolas hoists her up in his arms.
Stolas yawns and wipes away Octavia's tears, correcting her. A nightmare.
"I was looking all over the palace, and... I couldn't find you anywhere!" Octaiva explains, sobbing. Then hugs her dad, "You weren't there!"
Stolas then rubs Octavia on the back comfortingly, "There there, Via, it's okay. You're okay."
Stolas summons his grimoire to him telekinetically as he walks Octavia back to bed.
"When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember…" Stolas sits as he sits down and the grimoire floats over to him.
He telekinetically flips it open, "No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away... from my special little starfire."
Stolas:
It always seems more quiet in the dark
Stolas then opens the portal above them. Octavia looks up in awe of the beauty of space through the portal.
Stolas:
It always feels so stark…
Then Stolas picks up Octavia and floats through the portal and into the cosmos.
Stolas:
How silence grows under the moon
Constellations gone so soon
And soon, Stolas lands on the barren moon.
Stolas:
I used to think that I was bold
Walking on the moon, Stolas leaves footprints in the dust.
Stolas:
I used to think love would be fun
Now all my stories have been told except for one
Then Stolas looks down at Octavia and she looks back with her curious eyes. Soon her gaze shifts to a bright pink glow to her side.
Stolas:
As the stars start to align
I hope you take it as a sign
Stolas and Octavia watch as a meteor begins its descent towards a giant, pink colored star.
Stolas:
That you'll be okay
Everything will be okay
Then Stolas sits on a small rock and holds Octavia close in his arms.
Stolas:
And if the Seven Rings collapse
Although the day could be my last
Multiple planetary bodies begin gravitating toward the pink star, including the moon that Stolas and Octavia currently reside on, which eventually shatters into pieces as the star's gravity pulls on it
Stolas:
You will be okay
When I'm gone you'll be okay
Feeling tired, Little Octavia lets out a yawn and falls asleep against Stolas' chest.
Stolas:
And when Creation goes to die
Distant planetary bodies fly through the cosmos, pulled in by the pink star's incredible gravitational pull.
Stolas:
You can find me in the sky
They disintegrate upon impact and cause the star to explode in a powerful supernova just as the portal closes behind Stolas.
Stolas:
Upon the last day
Then Stolas tucks the sleeping Octavia under the covers as the little owlet lets out a sigh.
Stolas:
And you will be okay
Soon, Stolas walks out of the room and slowly closes the door as he watches Via sleep in bed. Once the door is closed, Octavia is able to sleep peacefully.
Present Day:
One morning in the Goetia manor, the teenage Octavia is fast asleep in her bedroom. When she hears beeping sounds. Octavia opens her eyes and wakes up from her sleep. She groans and turns to her head to see the beeping coming from her phone. She picks up her phone to show the alarm clock and turns it off. Octavia yawns and looks pretty tired, but she climbs out of bed, gets dressed, and walks down the halls.
Soon, Octavia walks into the kitchen and gets herself some coffee and a box of cereal. She then sits down on the table. Just then, Stolas walks in wearing his burgundy colored rob.
Seeing his daughter, Stolas happily says, "Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?"
"I slept okay," Octavia answers and lets out a yawn, "Just a little tired is all."
Octavia then places one of her headphones on her seat and begins to play a little music.
What's that you're listening to?" Stolas asks, skeptic, and opens the fridge.
"This song is called My World is Burning Down Around Me. It's by Fuck You Dad... It's a band," Octavia says,
"Oh! How charming..." Stolas replies.
"Yeah, but don't ask why the band is called that. I have no idea," Octavia says.
He then takes out a piece of zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant that looks like a large white venus flytrap with eyes on the bottom close to the roots. After feeding it, Stolas then pets the plant.
"So what are you up to today?" Octavia asks, and drinks her coffee.
"Not much, I've already done a good amount of my duties, so I have plenty of free time today," Stolas says.
"I don't have much going on either," Octavia answers.
He then has an idea and walks to Octavia with excitement, "You know what I haven't done in a long, long time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?"
"I'm not five anymore," Octavia says, not interested.
And yet, Stolas happily says, "You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us!"
"I'd rather kill myself," Octavia comments.
"There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security," Stolas says.
Then picks up the phone that is being carried on a platter by the servant who is bruised and battered.
"Security for a theme park?" Octavia says, confused.
"We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!" Stolas says.
Octavia says, under breath, "Our money, maybe."
"Speak for yourself, Princess," Stolas says to his daughter.
He dials on the phone, "Now, I'm calling the only man who can protect us."
"And I have to suspect it's Zak, correct?" Octavia asks.
"You are correct, Via. And it would also be nice to see Zoey and Ash as well," Stolas says.
"Well, I suppose so," Octavia says, though she is glad to spend some time with them.
Then mutters, "At least I get to hang out with Ash and his parents.
Then Stolas says, "Besides, being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know."
Octavia groans and pulls her hat down over her eyes, feeling so embarrassed.
Shortly after, Zak is inside the office writing some paperwork. He lets out a yawn and drinks his coffee mug from close by.
Just then, Zak hears his phone ringing and looks to see Stolas is calling.
He answers the phone and says, "Hello."
"Good morning Zak, how are you doing this morning?" Stolas asks over the phone.
"Doing good, doing some paperwork," Zak says, and drinks his mug, "And you?"
"Doing good. I have a special request," Stolas says.
"Let me guess, you need us to become your bodyguards again," Zak replies.
"You are correct. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and I was hoping you, your family, and your colleagues could accompany us," Stolas says.
"Well, it's a slow day today, so I don't see why not," Zak says, "And it's been a while since the kids hang out. So yes, we'll take the job."
"Excellent," Stolas happily says.
He then says, "And I have a wonderful idea."
"What's that?" Zak asks.
"Maybe we can let Blitz and his family join us. I'm sure they would love to go there," Stolas says.
"Hmm, that's actually not a bad idea, but I'm a bit worried," Zak says.
"Why's that?" Stolas asks.
"You remember how I used to work at Loo Loo Land and there's that Robotic Fizzarolli?" Zak responds.
"Uh huh," Stolas replies with a nod.
"Well, I mean, it's probably good for him to be able to go to an amusement park with his family, but I'm also a little worried that because of that robot, it might trigger some of his memories. Plus, we just had that appointment a few days ago," Zak says.
"True, but I'm sure we can handle it. After all, Blitz and his family deserve some fun and to spend time with us. He can certainly catch up with us as well," Stolas says.
"You have a point," Zak says and thinks for a minute, "Alright. Blitz just got himself a phone so I can call him right now and ask."
"Grand. Via and I will get ready and you can call and see if Blitz likes to come," Stolas says.
"Sure. I'll do it now," Zak says.
Then the pair hung up the phones. Zak then begins to call Blitz's number.
At the Hazbin Hotel…
Blitz has finished dressing Tilla in her pink dress.
"There, you look good Tilla," Blitz says.
Tilla giggles in reply.
Just then, Blitz hears vibrating sounds and turns to his new phone.
Blitz picks it up and says, "Hello."
"Morning Blitz, how are things?" Zak appears on the phone.
"Hello Zak, things at the hotel are doing good. I just got Tilla dressed," Blitz says.
"Sounds good. How's the hotel treating you?" Zak replies.
"Things have been going well. Even though we have our ups and downs," Blitz says.
He then asks, "So what's going on?"
"Well I've got a call from Stolas asking if we can go to Loo Loo Land today. It's partly for his job, but it's also for his family to hang out together," Zak says.
"Loo Loo Land?" Blitz questions.
"Yeah. It's an amusement park in the Greed Ring. It's a bit rundown, but it's also kind of fun," Zak says.
"Really now?" Blitz replies.
"Yeah, but Stolas thought it would be nice for you and your family to come with us," Zak says.
"Hmm, that sounds like a nice idea. The kids, especially Keenan and Tilla want to have some fun, but there isn't much for children to do here," Blitz says. He then says, "So sure, I think the kids and I would love to go. I'll ask Loona if she wants to come so she can hang out with Octavia.
"Great. Let your kids know, have breakfast, and get your things ready. You and your family are going to have a good time there. We'll see you in an hour," Zak says.
"Okay. Goodbye," Blitz says and hangs up.
Zak hangs up the phone.
He brings out his megaphone and calls out, "Zoey! Ash! MnM! Wes and Topaz! Get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!"
Soon, Moxxie walks in, "Loo Loo Land?"
Then Millie burst her head through the window, "Loo Loo Land!"
"Loo Loo Land!" Ash happily says.
"Loo Loo Land!" Zak shouts through the megaphone.
Zoey soon walks in, "Inside voice, everyone."
Zak hides the megaphone and sheepishly says, "Sorry honey."
Sometime later, the I.M.P van drives to a parking lot as they arrive at Loo Loo Land Amusement Park, even though the park is practically empty. Moxxie exits from the van and opens the side door to let everyone else out. Stolas walks out of the van with excitement. Octavia however doesn't feel the same as she walks out of the van. Stolas then puts on an apple-themed hat and gestures towards the park gate. Octavia groans as she pulls her hat over her face, feeling embarrassed. Loona, Aurora, and Keenan giggle to see how funny Stolas looks. Soon, everyone begins to walk into the park.
"So Blitz, does this place bring any memories?" Zoey asks.
"I think so. I think I actually came here for my birthday when I was little. I think there was someone else who had the same birthday as me," Blitz says.
And let out a sigh, "But I don't remember anything else."
"It's okay Blitz. There's no need to rush. Gaining your memories, especially after over two decades will be a long process, so it's best we take this slowly," Stolas says.
"Thanks," Blitz says.
Keenan looks around, "Wow. The place looks cool."
"I don't know about cool, but it's something," Octavia says.
"You don't like it?" Keenan asks, curiously.
"Well, I haven't been here since I was little, and it's not that great, even now," Octavia says.
"It looks kind of rundown too," Loona says.
"I have to agree," Aurora says.
Tilla happily reaches her arms out, "Via. Via," and continues to reach her hand out towards Octavia.
Blitz giggles, "I think Tilla wants you to hold her."
"Oh um, are you sure?" Octavia asks, a bit uneasy.
"Sure. I don't mind, and I think Tilla likes you," Blitz says.
"Okay," Octavia says, sounding skeptical.
With that, she picks up Tilla and holds her in her arms.
Tilla happily waves, "Hi Via."
"Hi Tilla," Octavia says, and sheepishly smiles.
Tilla giggles.
Octavia can't help but hug her, "You're so cute."
Loona then turns to Keenan, "Hey little bro, you wanna get on my shoulders."
"Sure," Keenan says.
"Well then, here you go." Loona says, lifting Keenan up and places her on the back of her head.
Keenan places his lands on Loona's shoulders as she holds her head. Aurora smiles in response.
Blitz smiles, "Glad to see you kids are already having fun."
"Aww, you are so cute with that smile of yours," Stolas says, and taps Blitz on his snout.
Octavia groans, "Dad, don't do that in front of the kids."
"Sorry, Via," Stolas apologizes.
"That's okay, but let's try to have fun, okay," Blitz says with a smile.
Millie takes off her sunglasses and says with excitement, "Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!"
Millie and Moxxie look around and a large letter falls off the sign and crushes a teenage Imp close by.
"It hasn't changed a bit!" Millie says.
Then Millie turns her head and points ahead with excitement, "Oh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!"
The malformed animatronic dinosaur roars and lets out a terrifying demonic shriek. The shrieking ends up scaring Tilla, causing her to cry and tears begin falling down her face.
Octavia becomes nervous and tries to rock Tilla, "Oh um, please, don't cry. Please."
"I can take over if you want," Aurora says.
"Thanks Aurora," Octavia says, and gives Aurora her little sister.
Aurora takes Tilla in her arms, rocking her as she comforts her, "It's okay, Tilla, darling. Don't cry sweetie. Don't cry."
Tilla soon stops crying and lets out sniffling and small sobs. Aurora gently rocks and shushes her gently and is able to calm down and stop shedding tears.
"Wow. you're really good with kids," Ash says.
"Thanks. I always helped my dad take care of Keenan when he was little," Aurora says.
"That's nice, and uh, sorry for the mechanical dino scared her," Ash says.
"That is...deeply upsetting," Moxxie says, feeling disturbed.
""No kidding. It ends up being enough to make Tilla cry," Wesley says.
"Oh come on! It's fun! You've never been here?" Millie says.
"Yeah. Back when I was 10," Wesley says.
"No kidding. Even now, this place could really use a fixer upper," Topaz says.
Moxxie turns away and answers, "No. Theme parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots." and shivers just thinking about it.
Right on cue, Loo Loo Land's mascot, Loo Loo appears behind Moxxie. The apple is a reddish color with a big grin on the face and missing a tooth. It has green on top and the leaf and wears a top hat.
Loo Loo happily says, "Well, hey there!"
Moxxie then screams in fright.
"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!" Loo Loo says.
Blitz turns to the others and asks, "Does he mean metaphorically or literally?"
Zak and Zoey shrug their shoulders in response.
Stolas happily says to Octavia, "Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!"
Then Octavia turns to Loo Loo and asks, "I have a question."
"Well ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!" Loo Loo happily says.
Then Octavia asks with a smirk on her face, "Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?"
Loona snickers as she covers her mouth. Ash smirks in reply. Aurora and Keenan also cover their mouths and try their best not to laugh.
After a moment of silence, Loo Loo answers, "No?"
"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame," Octavia says, narrowing her eyes.
Stolas chuckles nervously and leads Octavia away, "Why don't we go check out the rides?"
"That chick's creepy, huh?" Loo Loo comments.
"I'm sure it's just a phase, given she's still a teenager," Wesley says.
"What's that mean?" Loo Loo asks, turning to Moxxie and Millie.
Moxxie sternly says, "Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there."
He then takes Millie by the hand and leaves the scene.
"Yeah..." Loo Loo says, feeling dejected.
Moxxie and Millie hurry down the pathway, and Moxxie is sweating as he stops to catch his breath.
He turns to Millie and asks, "You really like this place, huh?"
"I love this place!" Millie says, excited.
Then says "My parents would bring me and my siblings here, when they could swing it. Money-wise."
"Yeah, the prices do seem rather criminal," Moxxie says, and looks at the sign.
The sign says that the cups practically cost 29 souls, "I mean, that much for a novelty cup you use one time?"
"'Cause it's Loo Loo Land!" Millie says, excited.
Blitz and the others look at the stuff that are on sale.
"Huh? Talk about expensive. I mean, I've had my share of amusement parts, or traveling carnivals but still," Blitz says.
"It's the Greed Ring. They always have high prices here," Topaz says.
Then Zak walks over, holding a novelty cup. Then he nudges Moxxie on his elbow, "I suggest you listen to your wife, Mox."
He then takes a drink from his novelty cup.
"How about Zoey and I take the first watch while you two pair love birds go have a little fun," Zak says.
"Oh!" Millie shouts with excitement.
Then picks up Moxxie and runs off, "We gotta do my favorite ride!"
"Oh yeah? Whi- which one?" Moxxie asks.
He looks ahead to see the roller coaster known as 'The Lawsuit'. A Imp is riding on the coaster and it plunges off on the tracks at a 90 degree angle at top speed while it's in green fire.
Moxxie nervously says, "Oh crumbs!"
Moments later, Moxxie is vomiting in the trash can after having gone on the ride. A family covered in vomit walks by and glares at Moxxie. And a massive dragon creature from nearby looms overhead to Moxxie as well.
Meanwhile, the first place that Zak and his group walk in is one of Loo Loo Land's stores. There are apple themed toys, accessories, clothes and such. Along with a lot of toys called the 'Thing' And a bunch of jester toy clowns called Fizzies.
"Hmm, there is a lot of stuff, and many of them are pricey," Blitz says.
"You get used to it," Zak says.
"Da da. Clown Clown," Tilla happily says, and reaches for the Fizzie toy.
"You like one, Tilly?" Blitz asks, sweetly.
Tilla happily nods, and reaches out to it, "Clown. Clown. Funny clown."
"Okay Tilla," Blitz says, and picks up the clown.
Zak giggles and says to himself, "I wonder how Fizz will react to hear about Blitz having kids, and about his youngest daughter becoming a fan."
Then Keenan picks up a white cap with a red apple skull on the front panel and a red bill.
"Hey dad, can I have this cap?" Keenan asks.
"Sure, let's see if we can find one that fits," Blitz says.
Then Tilla asks, "Da dad, want that too."
"Sure sweetie," Blitz says.
Then Blitz turns to Aurora and Loona, "Do you girls want anything?"
"Nah. I'm good," Loona says.
"This bag looks kind of nice," Aurora says, looking at the apple-shaped bag.
Blitz then looks around and tries on some of the hats that will fit his son. Luckily, they easily find one that hits his hat and horns.
Watching the event are Stolas and Zak.
"Kind of reminds you of us, huh," Zak.
"Yes. When our children were around Keenan and Tilla's age. Also reminds me when we first became fathers," Stolas says.
"Yeah," Zak happily says.
"I have to agree. It's very sweet to see Blitz being a doting father," Zoey says. "I wonder what Barbie will think of them."
"I'm sure she'll love them," Zak says. He then sighs, "But I'm not sure how we're going to tell her about Blitz and his family, or telling Fizz for that matter."
"I'm sure we'll figure something out once we get to that part," Zoey says.
At another part of the park, Wesley and Topaz are together and are walking towards a ride area.
"So Topaz, where do you wanna go?" Wesley asks.
"Hmm, maybe we can go to the carousel. I haven't been there for a long time," Topaz says.
"Neither have I," Wesley says, and looks around the park, "The place is still as rundown than ever. I wonder why they haven't got this place fixed up."
"No clue," Topaz says.
Then wonders, "I wonder how Blitz and the kids are doing. This is the first time they go to Loo Loo Land, and with Blitz's children being a hybrid of a different species besides Imps."
"I know. I'm worried about it too," Wesley says. "But I'm sure that with Zak, Stolas, Zoey, I'm sure they'll be fine."
"I hope so. Last I remember, Zak told us he used to work here. At least that's what he told us. We can only hope nothing too crazy happens," Topaz says.
Meanwhile, among Zak's group, they are walking down the area to see the food and game area. At the same time, Zak and Zoey are on guard duty while the rest are walking around.
As they inspect the area, a group of Imps secretly peek out from behind the tents with weapons, ropes, and a sack and plan to capture the Goeita demons.
Zak turns to Blitz, "So Blitz, how are you and the kids enjoying the place?"
"I think it's okay, but the place could really use a fixer upper. You know, elbow grease," Blitz says.
Loona rolls her eyes, "A lot of fixer upper."
"And a lot of elbow grease," Via says.
Loona then asks, "Hey Octavia, are there any games for us to play?"
"Yeah, but some of them are obviously rigged," Octavia says.
Just then, Octavia notices something, "Uh Blitz, do you have a green glow light under your shirt?"
"What?" Blitz questions.
He looks down to notice the green glow coming from his chest.
"The crystal," Blitz says to himself, he unbuttons his shirt to reveal the crystal having a green glow.
Then a beam of green light comes out of the crystal and leads them to a specific direction.
"Oh my!" Aurora says, surprised.
"There must be another crystal nearby, the one Charlie told us about," Loona says.
Everyone begins walking and following the light until they reach what appears to be an archery game.
The carny says, "Step right up, score three bullseyes in the archery game, and win a prize."
"That's cool. It's an archery game," Keenan says.
"Must be a new game," Zak says.
Then Stolas notices, "Blitz, look at one of the prizes."
Blitz and the others look and are surprised to see the beam of green light points towards one of the prizes. Turns out, there is an Asmodean Crystal that is in the shape of a coil.
"It's one of the crystals," Zoey says.
"It must be one of the prizes," Zak says.
"Looks like we'll need to win it in order to get it," Loona says.
Aurora turns to Blitz, "Hey dad, maybe you can try it."
"Good idea," Blitz says, and walks to the vendor.
Blitz places the price down and says, "I'll give it a shot."
"Good to hear it," The carny says, "Remember to be careful, it's tougher than it…"
But before she can finish, Blitz has three arrows on the bow and fires them all three at the same time. And soon all three arrows hit a bullseye."
"Looks," The carny says, surprised.
He turns to Blitz and smiles, "Well, ain't that impressive. You win a prize. What would you like?"
"I like that coin crystal there," Blitz says.
"You sure? That crystal shocks anyone who touches it. However, seeing that you can use magic, maybe you have the touch," The carny says.
She picks up the pillow and brings it over, "It's all yours."
"Thank you," Blitz says, and picks up the coin and it hasn't shocked him.
"Well, looks like you got the magic touch," The Carny says.
Then Aurora asks, "Dad, can I have a go."
"Sure," Blitz says.
Aurora begins to play as Blitz walks away and presents the coin.
"You got the coin," Zak says.
"Good thing too," Blitz says.
Stolas giggles, "My Blitz, you are a man of talents."
"Dad, don't flirt in front of the kids," Octavia says.
"Sorry Via," Stolas says.
Blitz conjures his scepter, "Well, what matters is we got the crystal and we can store it safely."
Blitz then places the green coin asmodean crystal and the coin is absorbed into the orb. Soon, the orb changes to reveal the crystal having both red and green with both the gemstones he has found from Pentagram City and now in Loo Loo Land.
"Alright, you got two crystals," Keenan says.
"And now we need to find five more," Loona says.
Aurora presents the thing to Blitz, "Look dad, I got the uh, Thing. It's cute."
"It kind of is," Blitz says.
Stolas then pulls Octavia with excitement, "Look, Via! You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!"
The group turns to see a circus tent. With a robotic clown on one of the posters.
Octavia doesn't feel the same, "Oh no..."
When Octavia's little, she is frightened to have walked in the attraction, then is pushed to the stage by the excited Imps. There she sees a robotic clown with sparks and cackles maniacally as he leans to Octavia with a creepy smile. Octavia is so frightened that she cried.
As for Zak, he actually used to work in the tent dressed as a clown and selling balloons. He likes his childhood friend, Fizzarolli, the real one. His animatronic counterpart, and especially the one in Loo Loo Land however, not so much.
Zak and Octavia mutter in disgust, "I hate that fucking robotic clown!"
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Loona says, confused.
"It's nothing," Zak says, trying to act like nothing's wrong.
Then says, "Come on, let's go."
With that, the group then walks inside. Stolas, Blitz, Octavia, Loona, Aurora, Keena, and Tilla sit at their seats. Zak and Zoey continue on with their work.
Suddenly, a robotic voice appears on the stage, "Hey hey hey hey hey, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli!"
Arriving through the curtains is a robotic jester demon. It wears a blue and black with red and yellow stripe jester cap with yellow bells, a yellow ruffle and a black collar with bells below, two yellow eyes, a happy face on one shoulder and a sad face on the other. He also wears a yellow ruffle and a black collar with bells below, two yellow eyes, a happy face on one shoulder and a sad face on the other.
The robot takes a bow while on the stage and says, "Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits!" Then shows a contract.
Then turns to the stage, "Hit it!" And snaps his fingers.
With that, the lights turn on as music begins to play."
Robo Fizz:
Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band
Robo Fizz sings and dances as the curtains open to reveal the band.
Robo Fizz:
Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man
Robo Fizz moves to point to some of the audience. Including where Bliz and the others are. Zak threatens to shoot the robot for getting too close to Blitz.
Robo Fizz:
Loves Loo Loo Land!
The jester returns to the stage and stacked platforms rise up on the stage in three layers.
Robo Fizz:
Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land
The robotic band continues to play the instruments.
Robo Fizz:
Ugly children holdin' hands
The Robot cloud then grabs a row of Imp children and pulls them into a hug.
Robo Fizz:
In Loo Loo Land!
He then spins in the air and throws the children across the area.
Robo Fizz:
Everybody's friendly,
The robotic jester hugs the robotic dinosaur.
Robo Fizz:
And nobody is mean
Then smacks the back of the two headed bear, and it sprays oil on a teenage Imp.
Robo Fizz:
No copyright infringement's ever seen
He then sprayed gasoline on a pile of copyright papers. Then throws a match of fire that bursts into flames.
Robo Fizz:
I have a dream (he has a dream)
Now he's sitting on the piano.
Robo Fizz:
I'm here to tell (he's here to tell)
He then stands up as he raises his hand.
Robo Fizz:
About a magical fantastic place called Loo Loo Land!
He then twirls his legs together and spins like a top, as the piano is actually cardboard cut out. Then slides down to perform a split as he continues to perform.
At the stands, Octavia, Aurora, and Loona sit with disgusted boredom. Stolas, Tilla, and Keenan are actually enjoying the show. Blitz however, seems to have other thoughts about it.
"Fizz… Fizzarolli… Fizz… Fizzarolli…" Blitz softly says to himself, "I know that he's important… but he seems… different somehow…" And unknown to him, the crystal on the chest begins to show a small glow.