Hey guys, this is my first Konosuba Fanfiction, I love Kazuma so much, he's a Chad among men. I love Luna, she's the best girl, she's really cool and the best Receptionist, as you can guess from my previous, I like to do underappreciated Ships, like this one. I want to continue this, so hopefully this will get a positive reception.

But don't take this story too seriously, its supposed to be funny later on, and its also got smut. If you do then I feel bad for you lol.


He kicked the door shut as he slammed her against the wall of her home. Their hands stayed glued to her waist and his face was motorboating her delicious breasts that he couldn't get enough of. Luna's hands tangled in his brown hair, her face flushing from embarrassment and a lack of oxygen. She broke apart from him, sucking in the air before he crushed his mouth to her's a split second later. His arm snaked around her and grabbed her ass, while his other arm gently cupped her cheek, Kazuma was pressing further onto her.

His lips parted, breath warm against hers. The kiss became wetter, more urgent. Her eyes closed, allowing herself to melt into the sensation. Kazuma took full advantage of her weakness by pulling her closer to him, her arms wrapping around his neck. He deepened the kiss until they were both panting.

The Guild Staff Member bit her lip to style the moan crawling up her throat. Kazuma smiled, his eyes glossed over by lustfulness, he had been eyeing her for a long time, which was surprising considering he was a party leader of Aqua, Darkness, and Meguimin, why didn't he fall for them, why Luna? Who had no powers and was just a receptionist.

Wha... Whais happening... She thought to herself. How did we get into this situation?

She could remember the details, and she remembered that it was technically her fault she got into this situation with him. Kazuma was already impressed with how charming she was, the way she was always willing to answer every question, and how she kept the whole guild organized from certain disasters and reports on crime.

Every time Kazuma looked at her, he felt his heart hitch a little bit, and he gazed deeper into her. Her hair, her eyes, her body, and her voice, even before he really knew her. She was beautiful.

"L-Luna, it is okay." Kazuma whispered, trying to take off her low-cut top. He was never been this brave before coming to this life, but now he had done what he never could have dreamed about, she kissed her jawline and then her lips again.

"Y-Yeah, please... I want to have this Kazuma. I-I love you." He was intoxicating, his musky outdoor scent was filling her nostrils and making her head spin, then had met during this night while his party was sound asleep.

Kazuma was making her head spin, his touch suddenly burning to her core. They shouldn't be doing this, she knew that. She had to be a professional and he had to be an Adventurer, she wasn't in the business of mixing that with pleasure, but who cares.

He then removed her top revealing her large breasts, if Kazuma would have guessed. They were D Cups, it wasn't long before the rest of their outfits joined in.

His erection touching her stomach, his lips kissing the nape of her neck, hot breath fanning over the soft skin of her neck, sending shivers down her spine, leaving her wanting. This is how it all happened, she fell hard and fast. She never thought a man like him could ever make her feel anything like this.

"Luna..." Kazuma said, massaging her breasts while holding onto her close, his cock was stiff and was touching her womanhood causing her to moan.

"Let's go onto your bed, you can change into something nice, and come see me so I can fuck you?" The Adventurer stated, the last few words making her knees wobble as Kazuma used both hands to cup her ass.

He started grinding against her, making her squirm."Y-yes. Anything for you." Luna smiled softly, her gold-colored eyes staring at his green eyes. He then lifted her up with all his strength and placed her in front of her closet. She nodded her head and went inside to put something sexy on, they had been dating in secret for about a few weeks now after he admitted his feelings for her, and she remembered that moment as vividly as ever. Kazuma took a seat on her white-colored bed, waiting for her to finish, she left the door slightly open so he could see her changing, the sight of her erotic body made his mouth water.

Within several minutes she appeared again, wearing a lacy yellow lingerie that showed off her erotic body, with long gloves that matched her eyes, a lace choker and a belly chain with a diamond hanging on her belly, and a pair of stockings that dug on her thighs.

"So what do you think of Kazuma?" She dimmed her eyes staring at him.

"You're so fucking adorable!" He said he felt his eyes shape into hearts and his cock throb just by looking at him, pre-cum leaking everyone, as she spun around and showed him her angelic ass, spreading them revealing her puckered asshole and her wet cunt lips for his viewing pleasure.

"Come here Luna, I wanna show you how much I love you ever since I met you coming to this world," Kazuma stated, reaching his hands for hers.

The Blonde Guild staff member nodded and licked her lips, she loved this relationship so much, she always knew he wanted her but not this bad. From all that teasing, from leaning in and showing her breasts to him while trying to guide her to a quest, or by sitting down beside him and touching his cock while the Trio was blissfully unaware, but at some time they need to reveal this relationship.

Without wasting more of his time, Luna climbed onto the as Kazuma moved his legs wide, his cock was just pointing at her, begging for her to touch it.

She obeyed and grabbed the base, planting a kiss on his cock, hands moving to cup his balls, she then sunk her mouth in, opened her mouth, and wrapped her lips around Kazuma's cock, sucking and slurping it as if it was candy.

She did this for several minutes while Kazuma was playing with her large breasts inside her house. It was spacious, not better than his mansion, but very livable and clean.

She started to force her head down to his incredible dick, sliding comfortably as she was enjoying herself. Kazuma went cross-eyed in pleasure as his cock was touching her throat and gullet.

Luna began to hum as she was enjoying his pole inside her mouth. She was practically milking him as Kazuma was pushing her head into him.

"My cock is soaked with your Saliva, you're so awesome Luna-Chan, I'm about to cum Luna, don't s-spill it!" He commanded.

Kazuma then gave in and spilled his semen inside her mouth. His raw semen filled up her mouth and stomach, when he finished, there was a loud pop, to calm him down, Luna used her tits to calm down his raging cock.

"Did you enjoy it?" She whispered, kissing his cock in appreciation. "You're dick is so amazing."

She stated as his semen continued to ooze down, licking his cock hole to stop the oozing.

"Enjoy it? I fucking loved it. I want to fuck you Luna, it's not fair you get to pleasure me. I believe in Gender equality!"

Smirking evilly, Kazuma stood up and moved to stand in a low squad behind her, grabbing her delicious ass and pointing his cock straight to her asshole.

Luna blushed intensely but nodded. He was going to blast her ass and she knew it. His cock then speared into her asshole, stretching her out and making her feel like an entire dildo is going into her butt. Her eyes rolled back.

"Kazuma..." She moaned, she couldn't even talk, the feeling of her rectum being violated and making her moan in stupid pleasure was so amazing, Kazuma began to work more of his cock into her and thrust.

"L-Luna. I wanna kiss you." Kazuma stated, he then grabbed her head and pressed his lips with hers, fucking her in the process. Her butt was pressed so deep against him and his cock was balls deep inside her.

Kazuma didn't want to waste any more time and wanted to hump her more. This was a long time coming and he wanted to enjoy the Lead Guild Staff member for as long as the night still dawns.

Kazuma used her raw strength and slammed into her, her tongue was stretched out, and was drooling from the juice that was forming inside her with semen.

Her cunt was being beaten by his cock.

"Fuck Fuck so good. Take me Kazuma, take me! You're the only one who can make me feel good. I want you to destroy my ass!" She screamed demonically.

Kazuma could feel his balls swell up. Pulsing and twitching inside of her pussy. The feeling he felt right now was indescribable, it was more of happiness and pure bliss than pain and fear. It's been a few weeks since they started this secret relationship, but it's been progressing so fast, he never thought that he would be in this position, Aqua wasn't wrong when she said that you could have sex here.

His hips soon became a blur as he assaulted her with pleasure with his veiny cock.

"K-Kazuma, Kazuma. Spill inside of me, get me pregnant! I want you to give birth to your child. Fuck me harder! Fuck you're cock into me!"

"Pregnant... From the ass." He thought to himself for a split second. He then moved them in a missionary position and he continued to assault her, only from her soaking wet entrance, he continued until he screamed in pleasure. "I've waited far too long for this moment Luna." He said, his voice shaking as if he had gone insane. "We are going to fuck until we die and I will keep you forever." Kazuma began thrusting into her, and she cried joyfully. His semen spilled into her womb, painting it raw white.

His orgasm lasted long, when he was done, Kazuma pulled out and stood on his knees above her, who then reached out with her hands to grab his cock and jack him off, kissing his balls in lust, her lipstick marking its territory. And after that, Luna gave his cock one final kiss, with her tongue licking his cock hole, this caused his cock to be rock hard again. Luna sighed and blushed.

"There's no stopping you right?" She giggled Looking at his cock growing at that moment.

"Nope. I just want to enjoy you." Kazuma stated bluntly. He saw no reason to stop, he leaned in and sucked her supple breasts, the muscles of his whole body flexing as he slammed his cock into his girlfriend's cunt again, screaming in pleasure.

After that, it was hard for either of them to stop, they knew they needed one another to survive after this ordeal.

Epilogue.

"Kazuma…" Luna leaned up with a pillow behind her, and a blanket lazily covering up her body, "Out of everyone in Axel, why would you still pick me?" Luna said, staring at him, it was 5 am, and they had slept quite a number of hours after their wild night.

"I picked you because of your personality and how nice you were to me, even if our party messed up in a quest, you still would reward us, it was kind of a turn-on for me."

Luna looked at him and blushed "You sure it wasn't because you were also ogling my gorgeous body." She removed her blanket and revealed her naked body in front of the brown adventurer. Her body was so curvaceous and very slim with a creamy skin tone, Kazuma gulped and stared down, he was trying not to ravage her again like last night.

"Yeah of course that also heh." He stated.

"You know, I wasn't kidding last night. I want to bear your children also." Luna moaned, holding her hand, loving the feeling of wanting to be knocked up by him. "I wanna see that light in your eyes every day for the rest of my life."

"I'm so glad, I love Luna-Chan. As for everything." He said lovingly, causing her to gasp with surprise and pleasure, that sentence caused her heart to soar. She then tackled him on the bed and sat on top of him, planting him with a thousand kisses.

"That being said, should we let everyone know?" Kazuma stated, looking into her eyes.

"Are you sure, how will Aqu-"

"I don't care about them. I care about you, we want to be together, you're really different compared to them and every woman here, you get mad at me sometimes and puff out your cheeks, but I can't help but laugh."

Luna giggled as his fingers gently traced her jawline.

"I love you Kazuma. We should announce our relationship, you're right. I want to spend my time with you."

"I love you too Luna…" Kazuma then leaned in to kiss her again, cupping her breasts in the process.

"But you're still a shut in neet." She smiled toothily, this made Kazuma roll his eyes and twist her nipples, eliciting moans from her.

Chapter End

Well, here it is, I had to make this story because it's just been eating me up, I'm going to make a next chapter if you guys want that, thanks for reading, and sorry for the choppy bits.